The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, July 28, 1920, Image 7
The famous root and
herbal remedy for
sluggish liver, bil;
'ousness, indiges,
tion, rheumatism,
constipation and
sick headaches.
AT YOIR DMIAML
Rheumamv
NO A .
fhe 4n
CPn''.
arV L.,.t .SV
rut y.
with
Sul-Fc rr- t
into th-.-m - e d!:-c t
the blood di.or h
are the mes<.Acn.
tismi. wir: peOPlQ
have tried said
"good-bye" tco rhec ::tilc
suffering.
Write o-r r-:r ible' vh ch
el O t .*. '!Vi(Itfce of .14I31
1~Crro-:;pr:1 inerict in o ih. t -i~it
oI t hf at t
bottl -o 1. (11 (t r ;,to I -t '
drug asteirc a 'r a.pai rn
rcui;.t ,fpr Cxb.
TIE SUL-F7IMRRO-soL1. Co.
De''- A . on mome:-y, Ala
Sold by 1.aurells Drug Co.
Life
Wasa
Misery
Mrs. F. M. Jones, of
Palmer, Okla., writes:
"From the time I en
tered into womanhood
. . I looked with dread
fom one month to the
next. I suffered with my
lck and bearing-down
piuntil life to me was
amisery. I would think
pain any longer, and I
gradually got worse. ...
Nothing~ seemed to help
me until, one day, . ..
I decided to
TAKE
The Woman's Tonic
"I took four bottles," .
Mrs. Jones goes on to
say, "and was not only
greatly relieved, but can
truthfully say that I have
not a pain...
" I has now been two
years since 1 took Cardui,
and I am still in ,.good
health. . . I would ad
vise any woman or girl
to use Cardul who if a
sufferer from any female
trouble."
If you suf ier pain caused
from womanly trouble, or
If you feel the need of a
good strengthening tonic
to build up yourrun-down
system, take the advice
of Mrs. Jones. Try Car
dul. it helped her. We
believe It will help you.
AU Druggists
DADDT EVENING
IRY TALC
THE BUTTON BAG.
"In a work bag," said Daddy, "there
lived a button bag. ' The button bag
was made of
blue and white
cambric, I be
lleve you call it,
andl(] it hla a blue
silk ribbon arountl
it at the top-I
.1)sit4ppose a sort of
neck-tie, one might
say.
"At fay rate, in
tias hg were
loads and londs of
buttons. The but
ton bag was a
very large buttolA
hag, nmid the work
.A bag wts a very
large work hng.
"Whenever any
Button Was Found. one wanted it but
ton, or whenever
anyone sail they had lost it button or
that a button was oly, tihe work bNg
wts taken out- and thlen a button was
founil--always a button for everything
that fleded a button.
"Anti whlen any miembler of the
hoisehol d wantel to do a little mend.
Ing for everything that lacked a but
ton there was always found to be one.
"What did the buttons and the bit
ton bag have to say to all this? Were
they pleased they were so useful?
We vlll lar.
"'W'hein is the party going to ber
asked the big, white button, with the%!
shining face.
"'Iretty soon,' said the little green
button, 'pretty soon.'
"'I've been to lets of parties,' said
a button wIth a funny little face, n
face of soni old, old knight or lord
or something very noble!
"lie inid two sisters ail a brother
Rnd the four of then were all just
alike. They had never been used, as
nothing had ever come up that needed
their time and their presence. They
had heen in the button box for years.
Mitt, of course, they were kept, for
there might he a time, no one knows
whein or how'soon, when the buttons
with the faces might he Just the ones
wanted.
"'It's so nice,' said the one who
had just spoken, 'that we are always
xure of a home. It's so nice. Some
folks would throw is away and] would
ny they had no use for a lot of old
buttons taking up room when they
were about sure we'd never be used.
"'Bit we don't have to worry, for
the mistress of th house who owns
the work bag find the button bag and
all the buttons. lways says that we
don't sfat or drink, meaning we lon't
ecst her any money, and we might be
useful soie itn'.
"'SIe's a sensible lady, yes she is.
And we're sure of a home, quite sure
of onte.
"'But as I said I had been to a great
many parties beenuase I have livedi In
the bution bag such a long tine, thbough
once I lived on a handsomte dress, oh,
sch a hanidsomie tgress, andt thlen I
wen'it to great halls andt( parties anmd
al.'
" 'Alt,' said a big black button, 'I've
had a nice' life, toil. I've lived on
fur coa ts. I've been on severni , anrd
I've la'sei ouit on gloriously brac'lng wi
ier days wh-ien the no0w eanme In my
face tatu body till itt onite!
"''ve beeni for sleigh-rules whorjie
hells jhingled andit whetre tmy but ton
heart b-aped for joy !'
'AndI I,' said -:little ibrown bit
toin, 'hiave on thle ot her hand been
about In thle summner. I belonged to a
iov-ely bathlinrg stilt whileh beslonlged to
a little girl-, andm I used to see- the sand
made into0 zisitles andt brtlge-s anud
rivers, and ll1 sorts of marvelous
thlingst, atnd the lovely oeann woutl go
civer mei-ohi, it wasi so cootl and re
freshintg!
'An a11tll about me were happy,
mailing pieoplie. liveyone was shriek
inig withI dllIght.
If I liad known
how to shriek I
w-out havlii e cnlled
at the top of my
volece, if I had a
voice:
"''Oh, t he but
toin is hiapp~y, too,
ha ppy' !" '
" 'Well,' stidt the
must get reindy
for the palrty, as
we imutst frolice
till r:ight anrd thlen
be back int ouir
places biy morn
ing, sto it won't "It's So Nice.
counfuse or mtix
one up If they sew in' thle morntiing.'
'''Right,' sti all the buittons.
"Soi they all biorrowed old( pieces of
ribbhont froml then hng andit little lieicest
of trend, and they dlresed t hemtselvyes
in tine array, a ndl been t hey dltancet
antd unnt g in thltir lit tie lbutton
voles's, which, of courI5(. ltren't recal
vo(ices. nndas or. ly hmake-helieva ones.
And this wuas t heir song:
"'h' luttons are wr'. hnyt'y. gleeful and
wr. s of all kinds andi we're n.:ver Va(J.
We tovo folks who uAse us un' i folks~ who do
nct;
Ah, yeu, indueed, we're a enerry, muerry trl"
Many in Little,
ri. II .tar 1uh of sow tere mnight
ho 2E rnis n n, no two nt themn
LIVES IN MEMORY
New Yorker Recalls Delightful
Evening With Tvain.
Satisfied Th.at He Saw Great Humor.
ist at His Best When He Sat by
the Fireside and Ornoked
With Him.
It Is only about forty years since I
Spent a most delightful evening with
Mr. aind Mrs. Clemens at their newly
built home in Ilartford, yet the Sun
and New York Ierald refers to the
house as "one of the oldest residences
in New 1ngland from the point of
construction," says the writer of at
letter to that newspaiper.
Undoubtedly your repnorter wrote
that It was "one of th oddest," and
lie was right. The types were guilty
of a characteristic prank.
We sat inl front of a goodly old
fashioned fireplace and simoked such
tobacco as Mark liked-that is. he and
I did-in the long-stemilied clay pipes
they call churchwardens, while Mrs.
Clemens looked on with smiling toler
ation, contributing the gracious charm
of her presence to the- entertainmnent
he was giving to i cnsual guest who
had scant claim to the hospitality ho
waits enjoying. I had enlled as a strnng
er onl professional business and had
been received socially.
Clemens was at his best-and let me
say that best was never bottered1 by
aniyone else. Ills onoloogue of nar
rative and epigrams wias drawled out
through a long evening, as I laughed
and Mrs. Clemens smiiled, and Mark
busled himself clenning, hu ring out
and filling pipe after pipe-there were
a dozen of them standing in the cor
ners of the firepice-and lihanding
them to ine or I iliting one for himself
a., fast or even faster than they were
nieeded. There were two of them alight
all time time.
I wish I could remember what he
snld, but I can recall only one remark,
ain( that was too trivial to repeat,
though I laughed at it as heartily as
I (li at all the other nonsense. It
was not what lie said so much as the
wiy he said it.
P,. T. IBirnum, the great showman,
told ie that he, too. kept on laughing
all the time Mark Twain talked to
hin. "But my wife doesn't," lie said.
"mrs. lYhrmiuni has not' a very keen
sense of humor and she is a little
afraid of laughing at the wrong tme,
so she somiet imnes seems unappreci
ative when Mark 1 really funny even
for him.
"She has found out for herself,
though, a pretty good rule to go by,"
lie continued. "You see, she and I fre
quently visit with Mr. and Mrs. Clen
ens, and I noticed after a while that
she was always watching Mrs. Clem
edis, so I asked her wly she (lid it,
and she told mie that it was because
Mrs. Clemens did not always laugh ..;
other people did when Mark spoke.
'But wh%-)en she laughs,' said 'Mrs. liar
num, 'I know it must be really funny,
so I laugh, too.'
"I call that pretty shrewd," contin
nod the old showman with one of his
own hearty ha-hns, "and I took to
doing th same thing myself. It work
edl well, I must say, for'I noticed after
a while that Mrs. Clenions never laugh
edl excepting at the very best of Mark's
jokes. I suppose she must have got
tiredl laughing all the tune before
that."
I knew the great muan for a long
tinie after that wonderfui evening, but
I niever felt that I knew himi any het
ter.
Colossal German Theater.
One of the world's most colossal
theaters, aind by far the miost bizairae,
is tie groat atuditorium recenitly openi
edl in Iterlin. Th'le dremary exterior of
the builing is nionstroums. buit gives
little promise of the surprise within.
Thae curviaig wamlls of the foyer, says
an illutst rated article In Popular Me
canaales Minigazine) for May, mieage in
to a dIomued roof, supported by carved
amahogiany columns. TJhe upjper por
tion of each coalumn is formed by nimay
disks thaimt raiaae oranige mad blue
light from coaiceilald bauibs. Thm6 uadi
torium itself suggests the GIreek open
nalr aimpjhitheater. The 3,000) seats
are iranged in horseshioe plan around
an arena, or more pr'opieary, an or
chiestra.
Chess Expert Doomed.
Senior Capalanen ham set uap as
remaurkable a record as eveOr wvas made
in any sport in his chess exiitdions in
Great hiritakit and Irelmandl. Illis totail
RcoreO in 1,352 gamaaes is 1,253 wlns, 71.
dlraws, and 28 losses. Ills opponents
have include'd till thme best 1English
players, le takes thecm on thirty or
moire at a tune. To each move on tho
boiard the Cuban nmster dlevotes an
averare of ninem seconds5, his victimis
six minmutes. BecallIng tihe tragic his
tory of the great chess experts, of
Morphay and1( others, one asks fearfully,
when will Capalanena go insane?
New York Globe.
Made Vacation Profitable.
A uniluae vacation wais thant of Dr.
WVilliam Goodwin, suaperintemient of
the genieral hospital at Stiate island,
who campedO~ for one moanth ia the
maple orchard of Frnk Taylor of
Hiarwinton, Conn. IHe comilned biusi
ness with pleasure, wvorked nIghts as
weoll as dlays andl made severity-six
gallons of niaple siarup.
Seif- Evident.
Pn.ourich-"1 wvasn't horn with a
ilive;- Soon ina may mouth." Wig
wuag--"No, I notice you eat with your
knife."
Materials in Wren't. Nest.
The wren carries it lot of material
to the box or holo cavity in which the
nes2 is constructed. If tho box in
which wrens are building is a foot
square they will fill it full of material
.-straw and grass and hair and fiber
of one kind or another. They do not
use any mud, as the robins do.
Like Many Another.
Ills father had taken imn out to the
golf course. Tl'hat evening he seeme
to be il at ease. "Wilo," said hit
mother, "wlt Is the initter with you,
I wish you'd stop scratching yourself.'
"I don't kntsv what's the matter, buf
I guess I must have got some of thos4
golf lugs nn tno." was Wtlle'sI rcply.
NEW1 11OOK
hY Stock a11nd4 Poultry Experl.
A new 0book entitled ",'are and
Treatment of stock and Poultry "
has .just. ben published by )r. 1'. 1).
LAvcear, notable Veterinary Surgeon,
'ho graduatled from the Toronto, On
tario, Veterinary College 27 years ago,
and has since devoted his eltire life
1o Veterinary Science and Poultry
Iliusbandry. This book contains 128
pages of IiI-to-the-Illinulilte data ol Ihe
care. symptomis aind treatment of stock
anid poltry. It hs dividedI into depart
m1 enIs --bhorses, eattle, hogs, sheo,) and
Iloultry heing taken ipi. It I; very
collplete with charts and illust rations,
and I. ia book thatI should be Ill tle
home of every livestock and 1)01oulti
raiser In the country. 'T'he price is
oilly 10 ceIts. Get it from Your deali
or( send i (itme to Dr. L. I). LeGear,
171)0 North Hi 1roadway, St. L)uis, .\o.,
stating that you are i subscriber to
this paper, and he will send you a
Copy direct.
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