The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 30, 1920, Image 6
Aftcr you eat-always take
(FOR YOUR STOMAC'S Si
Instantly relieves Heartburn Bloated Casey
Feeling. Stope indigestion, food sour-,g re
peating, and- all the many rnlerles cau ..A by
Acid-Stomach
EATOtNiC isa the boat remeody. Tons of thou.
sande wonderfully benefited. Positivelygusy
anteod to please or we will refund money.
Call and get a big box today. You will "o.
Laurens Drug Co., Laurens, S. C.
SLOW
DEATH
Aches, pains, nervousness, dim
culty in urinating, often mean
serious disorders. The world's
standard remedy for kidney, liver,
bladdar and uric acid troubles
GOLD MEDAL
bring quick relief and often ward off
deadly diseases. Known as the national
remedy of Holland for moro than 200
years. All druggists, in three sizes.
Look for the namo Gold Medni on every box
and accept no imitation
W. M. NASH
SURVEYOR
Terracing Leveling
NOTARY PUBLIC
Gray Court, S. C.
0. Langdon Long
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Enterprise NationallBank Building
All Legal Business Given
Promplt Attention.
(G4CASOLINE SYSTE'MS
Oil 1Tan; and Pumps, Air Con
pressors, Computing Scales, F loor
Scales, Show Cases, Account leg
isters, Rebuilt Cash Registers,
Safes, Sitore Fixtures.
TH1iE IA.ILT'ON SALES CO.
ComlilniJ)l, S. C.
C. C. Featherstone W. B. Knight
FEATHERSTONE & KNIGHT
Attorneys at Law
Laurens, S. C.
All Business Intrusted to Our Care
Will Have Prompt and Careful Atten
tion.
Office over Panlmetto Bank
Mr. Featherstone will .epend Wednes
day of each week in Laurens.
The Laurens Drug Co., Laurens, S. C.
Dr. T. L Timmerman
DENTIST
Laurens, South Carolina
-Offiee in Peoples Bank Building
UNDERTAKING
C. E. KENNEDY & SON
Undertakers and Embalmers
Calls answered any hour day or night
Simpson, Cooper & Babb
Attorneya at Law.
WiH Praetice i all State Courts
Promlpt Attention Given All Business
Blackwell & Sullivan
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Prompt Attention Given All Businzess
Monzey to Loan on Real Estate
Telephone 850
Office in Simmons BulldIng
You E~h More Work,
You are more ambitious and you get more
enjoyment out of everything wheun your
blood( is inl good condition. Impurities in
the blood have a v'ery depressing effect on
the system, causing weakness, laziness,
nervouisness and sickness.
(IROVW'S TASTlELE3SS Chill TONIC
restores Energy and Vitality b~y Purifying
and I-nricingii the Blood. When you feel
its strcngthening, invigorating effect, se0
how it brings color to the cheeks anid how
it improves the appetite, you will then
appreciate its true tonic value.
(GROVIPS TrAsTELEsS Chill TONIC
is not a patent medicine, it Is simply
IRON and QUININE suspended in Syrup.
So pleasant even children like it. The
blood needs Quinine to Purify it and IRON
to Enrich it. These reliable tonic prop
erties never fail to drive out Impurities in
tho blood(.
The Strength-Creating Power of GROVE'S
TASTELESS Chill TONIC has made it
the favorite tonic in thousands of homecs.
More than thirty-five years ago, folks
would ride a long dlistance to get GROVE'S
TASTELESS Chill TONIC when a
member of their family had Malaria or
needed a body-building, strength-giving
tonic. e The formula is just the ssame to
day, and you can get it from any drug
store, fl~c pwr bhtte.
T, %X COLiAi1)-.'"0 Its
11.AN C.AMPAMIN
atotenslive iffort to Round I'lp Delii.
qnent Duties.
An Intensive drive for the collection
of delinquent sales and other miscel
laneous taxes, sucht as the socalled
luxiry tax, tlie soft drink tax, thc
admission tax, the manufacturers tax,
tax on Jowelry and works of art and
the tax on toilet articles and proprie
tary medicincs, will be conducted (lur
ing the next two months according to
a statement issued a few days ago by
1). C. Ileyward, collector internal reve
nue. A similar campaign is being in
augurated throughout the entire coun
try. The following bulletin has been
given out:
"Information from the sales tax
unit of the bureau of internal revenue
is that many dealers in soft drinks and
ice cream eliher are keeping no re
cori of the amount of tax collections
from such sales, or that the record i.
insuflicient or incorrect.
"To riemelvdy this condition, C(ommis
sioner William .l. Williams has as
signed to the work of inuves'igation
175 special I r(venuI e officers. Tese
men will 'compose flying stttadrons
which will visit every large city in
the t'nited States, cooperating with
assistant supervisors an(d field detpli
ties. The total force numbers 2,0011.
"T e I drive will be Itnder the im me
diate supervision of collectors of in
ternial revenue, and is expected Lo re
sut, in the collection of millions of
dollars in delin itent taxes and penil -
ties.
"Special attentioni will be direcited
to the collection of this tax as wetl as
to the tax on toilet articles and pro
prietary imediciies. 'i'iThrough tlie fail
tire of retailers to collect in ull the
tax of one cent for each 25 cents or
fraction thereof of the amoutint for
which toilet articles and proprietary
imedicines are sold, it is estimated he
gove rnment is losing several millions
of dollars antually. The tax is collect
ed by means of stamps rangitig from
one to -10 cents, which the law provides
shall bhe affixed by the dealer and catl
celled.
"'It is the intentien to cotndtiel as
tliorough and effiective a campaign, as
possible in such a way as to bring to
jistice willful violators, and cause no
embarrassmet to mIrchant s aid butsi
iess men who honestly are endeavor
ing to comply with the ievettue laws.
I)iscovery of evidence to show wilifiul
tax evasion will be followed by prose
cntiolls. It flagrant cases, the buratt
wvill It l0ge the imposition of extreme
tettaltlts. or willful refisal to col
let ant pay the tax the penaliy is
a fline or not more than $10,000 or one
year's imprisonment, or both, toget her
with an added assessient e(tuial io the
am(lount of tax evaded. For failure to
make return the penalty is a file of
nmot muore than $1,000.
"Persons desiring to filt amentded
returnis of (,ax collec(tions% for which
:they are reslonsible should ti0 so h.
forte govern meit investigatioit, i I
which tase thle pol icy of the' burieaui
wvill b~e one of I( lencny. Th'ereit is grteat
ifferience hert wev cthe lt self d iscovetrd
ax del inq inn)t antd Ithe tax evader' d is
('over'ied by3 the bur meaui."'
WYINT'IIl(P A(TION
$tate' Suffrage P'resident Wrlites Truis
tiIes ( one ern ing .\lIered i1,nstie(
l"oilowingi is a lettetr wrtittio to tl'e
league, of' whitit I hiave' the htotnor to
be president, finds diliity t in gi ;irtn
atdertanIte t'xpre'(ss ion to its chiagiriin and
dIisappoi~i intet that, bitcause of thir
demt iandlts hotr~ rtal pay for'c tfial w orik
Iter ll womeni mtembtertl'is (if thme tae..
tilty ofi Withroi'cp coiltegt have bieen
ini tfftct diistitartgtd. \\e ftetI that wei
shouldI hb' remtiss~ in otr tduiy if we
did ntA as ati organizattin wvhieb has
alwiays ttphelbi the ptrinciplte of 'ip a
pay for 'ttual work,' acittamint you
w it ou li gs int l t he 1 mater thait.
gr t jutift ce(tgl h/a bn donIle 1mther,
Wi'mat, tatitn hals oftin w iu tlr
trtanit ian ti' the ation5 o the tate.
tont tleetceito ite' poi'n \it.
deimirl likewaclto vie ugs thin
order tht thie fetIl, of Slvimb a t
toliama glow othei ntimeint iof the
litsuffra 1101 oilnizationt iig ti~ mer
wis tart arnviding cp of te inesoed
relutio'l n touthe ('ross of :the tate.
hi'ihout arerenl fog whther1( o ti
Adisckren. oe ebeso h
vitad priCaple andit is, therfoenot
toXATbe glossed overUJ Torbletreitted tis
pass. wthoutIi ory most vighoros ro-n
E.woen. I-: um.t ulalio Saley
DADUT (EING
IRY TALE
,LMry Grah
THE FRIGATE BIRDS.
"Well," said Mrs. Frigate Bird, "here
we are, much further North than we
were. And here is the water right be
side us.
"Gracioiw but how many of the fam
ily did come with us!"
"We're all a sociable lot and we en
joy traveling in great numbers," said
Mr. Frigate Bird.
"It is really very nice here for It is
fine to be near the water," he con
tinued. "For creatures who love the
water so, it seems absurd that we're
not better swimmors. Still we can fly
and oh, how high we sometimes go.
"They say that our only rivals in
the air are the albatross family.
"Of course I don't know whether one
would call airships rivals or not."
"I don't believe so," said Mrs. Frig
ate Bird.
"We don't believe so," said the other
frigate hirds.
"Then I don't think I'll believe so,"
said Mr. Frigate Bird.
"Al," he continued, "my eye is
Fine to Be Near the Water.
brown, or rather both my eyes are
brown."
"I was wondering wvhy you were only
speaking of one eye," said Mrs. 1rig.
tite Bird.
"Aly bill is long and rather thin,"
said fr. Frigate Bird, after smiling at
Mrs. Frigate Bird's reunark.
"It is of a brownish, tannislh, p1ink
ish color as far as I can tell."
"Oraclous." said Airs. Frigate Bird,
"don't you know the color of your
own hill?"
*Well, you know how it is," said
AMr. Frigate Bird, "I do know the color
but it Is hard for me to describe it.
Just as it is hard for boys to describe
what their sisters wore to parties and
yet it Isn't in the least hard for the
sisters to describe what other sisters
wear."
"Your point Is well taken," said Ars.
Frigate Bird.
"'"int (o you monn by that?" asked
Mr. Frigate Bird.
"I mean that you gave a good reason
for not being able to describe your
bill better."
"So that is what it means when you
say my point was we'll taken."
"Yes," said Mrs. F'rigatte Bird, "when
"m gh'e your reaison or explain why
or give an examtple to show what yoiu
inienn anud it is a goiod one, I say your
point is well taken.''
"Ah yes," saidl Mr. Frigate Bird,
"now I untderstandu.'"
"(Go on wvith your description," saidl
Mirs. Frigate Bird. "I like to hear it."
"Butt you do( know it as weli as I
do," said AMr. Frigati' Bird. "St ill I
like to teli it so t hat bioys nnd girls
andi mient ttnd womteni wiii kntow ahiout
us, too. Ita' unice to have foiks know
you, isn't it ?"
"It Is." agreed AMrs. Frigate Bird.
'"For we are~( a Soeilble lot. We show
thaut liy the way. we tHi travel togeth-.
or and go about in such large col.
onies.
"W'( lik e thle water and we like to
bebytit as al before, lbut we're
not muc on swnunin t ur wings
are v ''y wide tand fin' tand they make
"Yes," "aid Mtr. Frigate Hirrd. "'I wiii
tell suome muore. Uralebr my hill I have
ai lit tie liratne sac which you have,
e''itapared to minei, bitt yvoi're a unice
frignte hi:-d for till that!
"We dlon't walk very wvell for our
feet atre so smitall andt so dellente with
ino strentLtib to thieni at all. Our four
toes uipont iachi foot iire .loi~tied by wiebi
aind (iur tails are also a hiindrantce
''We lk'' fich to eat b'etter' thant anly
thing, and cnn dlive down amnd entch
fish firom otherii sea biirds beforec
tleoy'i. had a chane; ~ to eat f:ilr
All I le 'rirate i'rd< laughed hnrd.
"And.",' added Mirs. irrigat te lird, "we
only lay (one0 egg In thle 5111ring, thle
"Our nest vtns on top of a bush
and was minute of a lit tie layer of
stick".
"I gitess: we've told about all, about11
aill," stie endled.
Cause for Pummelin
Jlenevolentii ol geniitiena 'escuing
one smal bIh oy froin the pitt ..meling of
two others):
"Whlat are you humrtin~g this bo%
for?"
"BIecnuise he miade so nmany mis
takes in ht arithlmoet c this moralnig.''
"But w.ut business was that of
yomu l'
"Why, he let us copy our answers
from his."
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