The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, December 10, 1919, Image 16
AS:-: -;0R's NOTIC: 1920.
The auditor's oflice will he opel
front the first day of .1anuary to th<
20th day of February, 11120, to maki
returns of personal prolprty and all
transfers of real estate, for taxatiori
IPor the volvenielev of taxpaycriE
the Auditor or his deputy will attend
the following iained places to receiv(
ret U rina for said year, to wit:
Titesday, Jan. 20, cuftfl etown towin
shuil. J. S. Crai's Store.
Tuesday, .t1an. 20, Jacks township, S,
W. Deat's. *
Tutesdtay, Jan. 20, .ltcs townshti,
.teillo.
Ttesda y, .lan. 21, litinter townsliip,
Mlouitville.
Tue.iday. Jan. 20, Cross 1ill towu
ship. Cross Hilt.
'T'uesday, .Jan. 20. \\aerlool t'ownl
ship, \\aterloo.
Tuestay. lan. 20, Waterloo town
shipl, Jerry C. .an ' store.
Tuesday. Jan. 211, Dials township,
U.\la honl's store.
Tuesday, . Jan. 20, Youn- s township,
'twv.arls store.
Timsday, .Jan. 2o, Yning township,
oo ' stork..
\\'edteusday, .1 li. 21, Wa te rIoo tow n
61l11, W. C. T o po '4
\'WdnedJay. .1an. 2 1. Scffttlotown
tow4 n h i p. Oi 9:110 '1 , i11. bo 2 -. - .
\\'e n. hiy. .lian. 2. 1-:ul ells town
W~i , \att., .\ilk. n: t . . to 6:.:10
p. mi.
\'A nu a.. .1an. .:1. iuiter town
.hip. ('lhuon.
Wetn;d*ay. Jan. . vntow-il
\\nha d~s. a atownh,
iivan town
Th': T .- !VI2 township,
OwvinesN:m
IThl: :l"_ t
1h p W '. !::!:i 1
'Io I I ' Is I)'i
\\.i . \ Iu-' n
-id~ towliship.
n township
to w n h 1t i pl,
I c4 2-C.-. townishipj.
:: : . . t ti o w nsi ll
a n d 11 'i . 1 I l.(
.;': 't t.-y . . r14h
'n l not 1 it
u r . Iownhip
i W lli ttji
' v I I I I
inclua iilii as aliverise
Ili*n ,. ( It flit \I1s i lii
who - r4 no 1n
-i 1 1 1 1arsjx I h av
it 1 I 11 1 11
d v I t I Ihe l -
I t a n t he a m1,
o f -. * - - I . ,
a to 2ul a road iarI
dCr.:s Cain Gi n npeitiledzan
P.hXAIr IrOMO Qn I To tha \cdorh
ro.h Ireuo~l n Tlrm i..ninr a
V1. C.1.MCar. 1)d1.1:1(2ool)11i1 .
Al' aIi[ .11 )Cin o ph li
t(ali u b n of t chooe \Ia
l: S1:i,: o noler arlpy ra id
t 5f .4C -i isn cliie 1111h011
tr tttand atta .fro
0~ . B.' -.MOS
M2I-fd 'ony nitr
Colds Case Or- nn inflenz
ON DUTY AS EVER
Ex-Sergeant Merely in Another
Line of Trenches.
In Fact, One-Time Commander Thought
Him More Valuable in Civil Life
Than During the Hot
Days in France.
At breakfast that morning, says a
contributor to London Punch, Joyce
had announced firmly that if I really
loved her I would take the pattern
up to town with nie and "see what
I could do." What she failed to realize
was that, if I ventured alone into the
midst of so intimately fentinine a
world as Bibby & Renns' for the pur
pose of inatching stuff called pink
georgette, I should become virtually
incapable of doing anything at all.
The only redeening feature about
the whole nerve-racklng business was
that he founil Ine as soon as he did.
"Gooil afternoon, sir" i he said in a
most ingratlating Voice. "What can we
ha'e the pleasure of showing you,
sir?"
Ile was ti'l 1n1d hanilsoiie, with a
perfectly wiatx.' tIuustachie atd flitilt
less frmek coatl. 1l bowed before Ii(!e
wliit aI solicitous curlVe to his browad
shulilers, atld tie way Ie ntuass:ge'd
on1e hilIId With e other lhd a highly
seothinatg lffect.
"Pinlk ge.1og tte. ;ir? ('ertainly, ,:Ir!"
To Ilny n x rsiberelie-f, le So ""lnl:"
to cIons!hle' it. the tu1 -st lik ly inl lt
world.
"Mb,,;ihiso !" ho cnlled ; "llinka
georgette."
With a pilitt' wave of the han1d. he
tulotined0 11n1 tolward the hilly. lIf( hov
ered about while 1 opened I Ie Ihit of
an Id t)itillitI'u( I:ly nii'i'ils to MIss
Rii lse-n. Ills ver'y presence gave t11e
Wheit it wns all over, he enttie All
and led le away. As we etnerged into
te storger tlh tieuar thl e door I ( w r -
ed at hii eb.sly. 'Tlhn. I tiucheil hiin
o0n the 10od hlkontedi hin liihind
a cotpl e of I l'ris Iuodel s.
I took hiohll of hIs htoiul 31n1d warung
It fervently.
'"Sergr. Stee-l," I sald, "yoi Ilways
dIi have tIh iinirk of beit I ite
rigit spot at the right tuotnt. I ha1ve
not 10 eyes (Inl youl) since'4 tha lfit hut tIy
In 11.010, went-il yeoul broulight up tho
re antist (of I 1 litoon itl hiil tIli'
out oftl t ImL I 1g iI irier at iaillei iunt.
Thl'at AIs ii aliualet. lit, of wrAIk,
setrgant, but tiothing to this--siniply
ne hi itng
Tle s ll-itus I urlvl hal st raightn.
'11 out fri his brIil sluii-irs. I mli
h1ate1s has ceas'el Ilir scoithilng nias
S:IgI. Irlis hi eels were t Ig I tIIb r, hilt
aris glueI to his shies, his -yes gIr
ing at a fixil Iioint directly over the
top) ot' inly hf-dl.
"'hou iught it was yout, sir, as soon
as I saw yuIII. 1itt: o vottrse I wasn't
goIing to say aoythilng till you ilbl." It
was not thI- ingratinting voiice iow, It
that rasping ltatf-wiisii ie alwIayts
isedl fir nicturnii conferences inl the
froit Iine. "Never heard anything o
you. sit, sit-. youl wenit down with a
higlity :fler (;tlletniont. Beg your
parln, sit', bit you looked a liItwinldy
us yi l( (ntti1 i .ust nw) \V, So I thou t
nIty t icke{t lust amioth-onily been hack
on 1ay iobl job4 a f'otntght."'
I taippedi the larciel that Aliss Iltin
sonl's iownt fair luiniils hadi iaude up for
tie.
"This is a goou! issue, siergati i?"' I
asked. "'Suie, relible, uai all thtt?"
"Cobiinii't lhe lb et,s sir. I hadii toy
lately'u. llTat's thti Stu it o i give 'in .
r to be4 veryv fashi inabtle t his Xsson.
1 451 auey iyou, sitr.''
thteir' nie'5age. thei sollejiitus 'urve taed
"ehave avlre anTow Crier.in
n(itnons. W Ittl .\ir 'e 'alo hite tii 1 I be' in
ruivaled i . Aii lititi l dat u nd rtfot. i
tI-a se- i r,'tea buts iiit w trn - i - u uih twarta
lohr. es, hi T tyue ti : i. i day, i
hevowte )ut htu li e ito then steet.ip
tH un Hae~ a ownirier. htii
The stxdii(4erts-oth~ e rfom.nd thave
nutotigii onha ~roi te fh'ich idti
then cttit come tohar ing a sitill, er. Th-e
honly t-. a'ls diffaence s ti11( he nchoa e im er
fmor hel rigs th hpeilta to in-oun niewt
impwed, ohe cord.o feni' hr
FORGOT HE CHANGED HIS HAT
Aged Restaurant Patron Makes Search
for Straw Topplece, But Finds
Own Derby.
Nice oild gentleman In the restatt
rant, with a long line of hat trees
running down the center. His dinner
finished, he picked up his check ind
turned to the hat tree back of ulin
and took down his lit, or the hat he
had no doubt was hIs, but when from
force of habit he looked Inside of it
to make sure he found that it wasn't
his hnt at all!
So lie put that lint back on the tree
alnd tried the next most likely one,
but with the same result, and it was
the same with all the hats on tle
tree, which lie looked into one by one
until he had looked into alI excepting
a black derby, which lie did not in
spect, for what lie was looking for was
a straw.
But then, to le'hve no stone un
turned, lie took (own that black derby
an(] looked into it; and, good gra
clous! that was the hat lie was really
looking for; that black derhy hat lie
was now looking Into was hils very
Ile smiled as he put it oi. Ile had
chiantigel Ihat muorning froill straw to
felt a1nd then had forgotten all about
it.
PITCAIRN ISLAND IS LONELY
Natives Occupying Spot, Peopled by
About 150, Have Degenerated
Th rough I .:ermarriage.
Ilmiie is wle f ile heart is, but the
hveIrt picks out somlie most un usual
IoenIt ioIIs it I icIcet4S. lIath Iwr near, sI
l'aiit! 'oe.nn dist:inves go, to the So
ciety ishin i. Is litenir island. It iN
ce'rtainly a lonievseine spot, says the
New York Stnii, ainl Is fur hack as
fil hel, rts nuthor11itiesdebd
t1:ht it was no fit pllee for humniIi
hailtctiocn. So, tit( d iecndnts of tle
nuiltiniers of the "ltinty" who hach
settled there liI 17IT'00 were ranfrsof.vrrod
that year to tlie iore luivitinr Norfolk
islinccl. Several fatniil les, lioeever.
vere. so h4lieliesiek that they .ent lack
to l'itenicrnI .
Th'lie lioltilit Iln ifromn these' few fNin
1lie . hacs n14o)w licreaserl iict II about 1 .3
Iw'lilh' :r1 on the Isl:nd. Thl'1roeugi in
terinarrinen mid otlinr evils or 1!;ola.
1141n th1-sw islahci'ers have degeiie'rat ed
ndI thei r ret rore'ssion ndoubledly
will 1nd in t heir extertnination. -
Phonograph Repeats Record.
Wnli'i thl1e ie'lie conies to the end
of its travel aiil ohe music ceases thi
wemviir ofit a phlonigrapi elplipel witl
:I Iw :11.-0uhc111'1t, says l' uhit
Mieelatniics inigazince, tale' n heed
mid n ooen1cle't liter tIhe iielhine i1
W:i).Ni th lei sai Ine air ()vIr. aea in
This lintere''ctlacg relsult Is nehiivefe hi
tienaiis eel a 11141tal arli jeivotel at 0
point ninitside tlie ltinble, its innie
eil rc'stinl.r lponi the' er ec'ct ilic.r ti) ell
tie' spiille. AI. the. cd e 1' If le recerc'
the tra'civeling sul lecex engagesm
sre'w. clu tllc lit- f i i l arii rises, lIft.
Ing t le neclle from t ihe re'cocrdl. Tlle
s111111cl bocex slides bleu'k along the in.
elinel ariin tee its slairtiig pesitiin
the else'end Ing aric repciaes the ieeelli
icelratc'ly inl oul t ciciler groove, alu1 tli
mutsie ges. ccn.
Wealth in Waste.
Thle foundjlin oi f seccle ecf thle moct
lprestperecs (ccooatincs cwic' laid4 ir
ut ilizitionm eef what wnls forcei'ccrl)
walste. Th'le fIehll is still elec- tee thei
siccthiern inc ltumbie'rmen-i. Th'ie annu:iil
cuti nyercageas 1 5.0(),O)4,( H i) feect,
hiccorde inliesiur, ndn fccr ccnii fooet Ihal
g(oes~ic to c'he ilumbe'r jiles twee gee tr
wast'1ec. ('hemiists woeubl sayv this wcci
niet waist c, butc wacstecc rawv iteria
for' vnsI (itiinntities of l:aperi, twine
lcci:s, tlicc c ho rds, tulrlie'ntine, relSin
liin'ecoil, charron ci, tar, va rish, ethby
nchicl didl :ice'ic nidc. Ye't lichier
un lithrow a wiy thcis great s' ucrce of
wealth ir and ninlcain iccee' th l iel. e s
cef I icducin:i.: ii ciumber.--Walli St reet
Myriad of Snowballs.
5'c c'ic' lb I,. 1, W. inccinin wic wit
ne cId Ias cl i eh cc cirnd linn c c nc/c e
4iii. 21In ili - fe' ctic I i-h (f || Ii cc
tcncow w as fecllo wed bey high winh, acid
crensicnacl ccsts ennceht upe larg. llakte5
cc' l oldi hini ovcr iniIli~c~ th cidim I op
layecr. fciinli a~ i c ryi cci cf snowh~lci
fricnc two~c ini'l'hm c tie in- rly tu c fect ir
dinn 'e. Thec' trianigularci' craii ofc onii
wasc :30 felcI ia'. 'lie bll wer
llrgest con dIc, . .4 crd slccicn , ccnid u
iee -c' ic '.' 4n4cc - I ni t i ic vc t jen dc j:agg.cili
etcer ofl 1 i ies.
Nci t h aic l l in o iih o c e .'s h l w~i r l(In R
wIs fesof lleibb thci jome iof hitcc mait
licricptsc freiii ec unpubi.'lihed ~s becus
ncbod liici ethi read theiin. Ti wasn
likewaie.tu f C ry - h tr
''e'yecd bye n Licitln pri.tin ? fi
bierouh from Sc thccuil.ic Thec fist pie-e
of(1 enns;'Ilcript goiv' hun cal.wa
Unstylish Dude.
"Ito youi knowe~ how~ Ico miakIe a pan
It waccs tci gioecd ani oppcert un ity to
leIt gee by.
"Crail. she repeliedi. "'All I hnv'e
to doe Is Ic to rs hce lcan in the kirnd
Iof clothtesc3ci von mke lie wen rcc
from your fertilizer will be greater
if you use
TrADE MARIK
REGISTI.O z
he Fertilizer That Made
rFish Scrap Famous
F.S. ROYSTERCO.
Owings & Bobo, Agents
LAURENS, S. C.
a!iM~iM0MBIUmiimiim amamiqu r mer marmaw
And receive new cars in next shipment
as our Christmas allotment is limited.
Don't iforget to ask Chalmers
owner about the HOT SPOT
Carolin~a Auto Co.
Chalmers $1,850 Maxwell $1,095
Delivered in Laurens