The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, April 09, 1919, Image 3
Dr. T. L. Timmerman
DENTIST
Laurens, South Carolina
Dffice ir, Peoples Bank Building.
. . DIAL A. C. TODD
DIAL & TODD
Attorneys at Law
Enterprise Bank Buhidinga,
Laurens, S. C.
PRACTICE IN AL. COURTS
bong Time Loans Negotiated.
Abstracts Prepared.
UNDERTAKING
KENNEDY BROS.,
ndertakers and Embalmers
ala ansivered any hour day or night.
Simpson,Cooper & Babb
Attorneys at Law.
IKUl PracUce in all State Courts
*emPt Attention Given Al Busines
Blackwell & Sullivan
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
.hoempt attentiop given to all business
money to Joan o0 Real Estate
* tc- Phone I Residence Phone SI
OffI( mona Building
b, t.,. Featherstone W. B. Knight
FEATHIURSTONE & KNIGHT
Attorneys at Law
Lauren. S. C.
- S' uis Intiusted to Our Care
SAi1 Have l'romit antd Carefui Atten.
tion.
mles over l'alnetto Bank
Feat herstone will :oiind Wednea
ay." of each week In Lauron.)
W. M. NASH
SURVEYOR
Terracing Leveling
Drainage
NOTARY PUBLIC
Gray Court, S. C.
Hayes'
Haling Honey
Stops .
The
Tickle
Heals The Throat
Cures The Cough
Price 35c.
A FREE BOX OF
GROVE'S O-PEN-TRATE SAL.VE
(Opens the Pores and Penetrates)
For Chest Colds, Head Colds and
Croup, is enclosed with -every bot
tle of HAYES' HEALING HONEY
You get the Cough Syrup and the Salvo
for one price, 35c.
Mad, Recommended and Guaranteed to
Paris Medicine Company
Manufacturers of
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic
The Quinine That Does hZt Aifect the He~aG
tok for the signauture of h'. 'V. GROVE. 3 c.
Clyde T. Franks
Agent For
ASHEPOO
FERTILIZER
FEVy4tQUALS
/ AND
NO SUPERIORS
ALSO FEW FARMS
FOR SALE
List Your Farms With
Me For Sale
Farmers! See Me at
Farmers
National BaRn
BLEND FAR FROM COMPLETE
Expert Finds Descendants of First
American Families Little Affected
by the Melting Pot.
Through an e::tensive study of mem
bers of some of the oldest American
families, America as the "melting pot
of the nations" proves to be but a con
venient expression for writers and ora
tors-merely a plcture drawn by those
who do not itouble themselves about
the precision of their figures of speech,
a myth without foundation ot fact.
For four years Dr. Ales 1Irdlicka, I
curator of the division of ihiySlC aln
thropology of the United States Nn
tional mualseum, has 1111ad under wiy an
iII Vestigation of the blending of the va
riois types of hiinanlty in America,
Which, tho'igh not yet fully col)IIIleted,
ials resulled In the i neviltable coniclu
sloni that thIe force of heredity in too
strong to be radianly altered In a con
tury or two anl1d that we must wavlt
centuries longer to tind a type whilh
will justify the statement that Anerl
ca Is in reaNli ty a "ielting Pot" of the
nations. Doctor lirdlicka 1finds that
even the first material that went Into
the "pot" has not mielted yet.
Severl hu1imnred mteibers of the old
white Aimerican stock have been Incas
ured most carefully and examilned in
many ways to find if the people mak
Ing up (his stock are tending to be
coie alike-If a Iew subtype of th
human race Is being formed here in
Amertea with intermarriage, environ
ment and under the pressure of out
ward circuimstances. Doctor Iirdlicka
finds definitely that, as yet, such is not
the case. Jis investigation shows that
the descendants of the Pilgrim fathers,
the Virginia cavaliers, the Pennsylva
nla Dutch and the I1uguenots, while
possibly not as much alike as their an
cestors probably were, are still far
front a real blend.-l'hiladelpilla ice
ord.
LIKE NOSTRUMS OF PACIFISTS
African King's Advice About as Help,
ful as the Vaporings of So-Called
"Lovers of Peace."
Senator Smiti sail in a Y. M. 0. A.
address in WaNshi ngton :
"Termny -11 inu 1t s- he crusheid. Pettee.
otherwise, will behold the world drill
lag and aring for a notlier Ind amor
terible war. An Inconcihlsive peace
wouId make things worse instead of
better.
"When a pacifist offers ine his nos
trums, I tell him that his advice is
worse than the Afrienn king's.
"A missionary once visited an Afri
can king. The king was well pleased
with the young man and ordered that
500 of the most beautiful maidens iII
his kingdom be brought before him.
"When the maidens-a very fine lot
indeed-were gathered together, the
king presented them to the missionary.
"'These 500 girls,' he said, 'are the
flower of my kingdom. Choose a wife
from among them.'
"The missionary, very much embar
rassed, answered :
"'Oh, your majesty, if I took one,
think how jealous the other 499 would
be !'
"'Tha'll lit, snid the king, 'is easily rem
edied. Take all.' "
Americans and Tanks.
By Inventing the eat erpillar device
for motors, A inerlenn ingenity 3 has
played a vital par-t in the war, says
Boys' Life, the boy scouits' mungailne.
The success of the tank lies in the
fact that it lays its own track, so to
speakc, and after rolling over' it, picks
it up. Now the track is merely a helt
made of flat links of steel. This helt
fits over lar-ge whleels at elther- end of
the tank, much n the chain Is
stretchied ar'oundI the wvheels of an au
tomnobile. On the outside of thle helt
are fixed a series of broad links called
track plates, which take a firm grip
on the earth. The tank itself rests on
railers which in turn rest on the in
51ide of the belt. It is equipped with
two belts an rither- side of the car',
t-o' h of which are connected wvith thle
driving mneh Iner'y. Whlen the tainkc
moves stroigh t iibhnd, hothi t hese helIrs
aire drivent at tine sitine speed. Tt (s
possib)le, hiowever-. ?o delve the hel Us
Inadependettly. It usual ly tiratvels at a
speedi of ahout half a mille an houar.
Speed in Making Grenades.
foun'iy I ted( .uns a irev''lationi In
speedi in I tauig aoit wmar work. Youing
ir are prodiul'ng t'ores' thiere fori
haind gr'enades at the rate of Jill an
ho ur, thle cart's, thle mattking of sl hu
takes 31 mnovemnts of the( hiuinii, he
tng turned out in 10l seconds. The
foiudry itse'lf Is old and by ino mieans~
convienilent, bumt lby ai system of stand1(
ardllsatien of theii work and lby entiou
aging empjloyees to tinke an tntell Iigent
interest In thbelt' wormk, the alitput has
been actually trebt'led. IEver-y 1,000) feet
oif floor space in thlit foundlry nowv pro
dunes 0.5 tons of light castings a we'k.
working day shift only. It is the omnly
foundry in thaiit pari-leu'llrm town work
ing a 'IR-hour week. Besidies, the gir-ls
and( woinen, wvho formn tt0 pn'r (cnt tof
te employees, arte atllowed tenn nin
utes fat' lunch and ten milnute's' inter
viai in thle aift ernonon.
Dog Natural Pet of Soldier.
D~ogs are a sourice tof gi'nnt ''omfori
andl saitisunet in toi tint yoiung fighiuting
amen fr-om Aminnt who 11100 In thlenm a
dlevnt Ion i n'l ittiomtalnionship mny~~'
crnive. Th~ey ir' nned by th Inntlies
of lively doe li n''y arein giv~einiu'h
deeper' lltnilret by the rthsolute' loyanl
ty mmno mmmn'tn iuiinliness of thneir
lifts. If t hr imm on he Amin' in tihe wvorld
where' f-ntuit devoiitn to a comrmmide is
110oc I 1ez''d thann it is itnywh'eire els
that lheme is inn army of bratvoe nd
trite soitnen.
TIME TO EXERCISE PATIENCE
Machinery of Business, at Present a
Little Out of Order, Will Soon
Be Running Smoothly.
Now is the time for all good Amer
cans to be patient. It Is true that the
times are out of Joint. Nothing is done
the way it should be done, a plague of
incompetence is upon us, there has
been ia general slowing down in till
branches of business and industrial life
and a general lowering of the average
of social eillelency. But it is the war,
and we must have patience. Don't flare
up and tell us that it takes ten min
utes to get your "party" on the tele.
phone, and then, like as not, it Isn't
your party at all. You ought to be
thankful for any party.
And the elevatorsI And the clerksI
They do not wait on y.ou.. You wait on
the clerks, oh, no long. And it Is going
to be worse-for a whle. But It is
the war, anl It is to be expected and
we will have to put up with it. Busi.
ness anl industry are in the hands of
recruits who have not been to training
campl). But they are being trained as
fast as possible, nad by and by the re
cruits will be velerans, the times will
get back in Joint, things will be done
the way they should be done, efficiency
will agpin reign, iusiness and indu.
try will be speeded up and all will be
well. In the meantime, while the cap.
tains of industry are training the rook.
les and doing their best to get the
world running smoothly again, it is up
to us to be more patient than we ever
were before and smile all the while.
St. Louis Post-)ispatch.
STEP IN FOOD CONSERVATION
Minnesota Physician Has Discovered
Method of Condensing Buttermilk
and Retaining Nutritive Value.
In a recent interview with Dr. Wil
1am Grelek of St. Paul, Minn., the
fact was broulght out that immense
quantities of buttermilk have been
wasted. Doctor Greick Is a member
of the American ChemIcal soclety and
for years has devoted much study to
the iilik problen. As a result of his
efforts a metoid has been discovered
for condensinrig ltternilk into a semi
solid srnooth substance of the consist
eney of leo cream.
All the nutritive value or the but
termilk is conserved in this product,
and it Is especially suitable for use In
bread makIng. Fron eight to ten
pounds of this material when added to
a barrel of flour produce a loaf ot
greater food value. The milk protein
helps to make up the deficiency In our
present-day flour substitutes. The
vitamines of the butterfat help to de
fine the structure of the bread, besides
producing an agreeable milk flavor;
and the sugar of milk, aside from be
ing of great food value, when com
bined with the dextrin in flour makes
a fine brown crust at a comparatively
low baking temperature. It saves
fuel and prevents unnecessary loss of
moisture.
Confession of a Teacher of German.
I began bravely this difileult work
of terchiig Gerin since 1914, by the
hypothesis that Ihe best in Teutonic
literatiro is a revolt against this very
iiiitarism we tire now fighting, and
for a t ime I deluoded myself with the
great good that coul be accomplished
by emphasizing this in such men as
Schililer, Lessing and Gloethie, as well
as In some of the things from such
muoderns an Wildenhbruch and Thieodor
Sturm. Burt thie newspapers imade0 cur
rent ev'ents too vital for one to spend
hIs hours shoring up thre tottering
structure of German piopularity.
Eighteenth century nobil Ity wa over
etast by twentIeth century inhumanity.
-September Atlantic.
Ghosts in Maine.
The miost tragic Incident of the sum
mer is recorded ini thle town of North
Edgecombl. An elderly coiule corninrg
honme from chuirchi saw two ghosts,
Thue ghosts wero flitting without, ip
na renrt feet or legs through the gleoam
log anid over the grass and thirough
ot her thin rgs. Thecy wer~e d ressed, of
couarse, Iin t he eniventIlomeIl wIt oc(f
ghiots aind ghuostesses. Tliim 'lderly'
couple liegged It I lkeruad. Th'li iviI
Into ai teurumbei~r patch amid couhld riot
extri(cate thiimerlves. Th'le old nitle.
nmn. wa~s ratheur badly ijm'ei 'nov
weruie reccried by thne ghosts, whoit
p~roverl to be n (ulel of firmnerettes(
In calIco ovcrarll5.n--Leilstn i Jom'rii
Value of DIscarded Bones.
'The Meet 'rade Jornal of Enrgland
says thaiet Elirmingh am has a way of
(eallig withI old bones which Is hield
up by theii nationatl srilvrage coiinrill for
tilitat ion In oilier part~s of thle (ounO
try. Butchers who sell bronies under
take to bury them Iback afterm thle house
wife lana madlo fril rise of thuerm, pay
ing the customer half thie pro('eeds of
their d~sisl for nationral purposes.
in thIs wray they are saverd to the na
tion, which is urgently in neceri of the
glyceirin they contraini, as well as of
the phiosphaites for rmaiure anad t he
valuable pig rind poulrrtry foods which
can be ext racted from thierr. iHouse
wives nrc showig thiemiselves earger
to resporid to the government's arpp('al
for bones.
Oniar. RepudIated.
"A hook ofC verses uindern enath the
bough,'' begir thIe rmn riwh o qunotes.
"Thalit's far tniouigh,"' lit'irruted
ilss ('rrvenne. "Thie loaf of' bead
mu~t lhe crialb Il to lhoel Ithle whieat
conisrnltlon. Theii jug oft wIne is ut
of lilace in ii prohiiilI on cooniiuuity,
arid rven:- as to the hook of versew
II'd rathier lear somuebody read the war
news."
Children's Clothes Needed.
The Salvation Army Bruner Homo
for Children, iwhich now has 37 chil
dren, ages 2 to 14, Is in need of cloth
Ing and shoes. Any kind friends or
societies that can donate articles
please mall parcel post or express to
the above, 315 Rutherford Street,
Greenville, S. C. This will do a great
service.
Mrs. A. Cs. Graves,
Officer in Charge.
No Worns in a Healthy Child
All children troubled with worms have an un
healthy color. which indicates poor blood, and a:; a
rule. there Is more or less stomach disturbance.
GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weks will enrich the blood, im
provo the dIgestIon. and act as a General Strength
ening Tonle to the whole systeni. Nature will then
throw off or dispel the worms, and the Child will be
in perfect health. Pleasant to take. 6ce per bottle.
Colds Cause Grip and Influenza
LAXATIVE DROMO QUININE Tablets remove the
cause. Thero is only one "Dromo Quinine."
E. W. GROVE'S signature on box. 30c.
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Easter
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make no mistake if
made by
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That's why the:
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variations in pockets
two button sacks; all
Furni
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Don'' tfake nasty, dangerous calomde when bilious,
constipated, headachy. Listen to mc I
Calomel salivates! R's mercury. your liver an1d straigltenl you up
.Calomiel acts like dynai.ito on a better aind quicker luatt nasty calc)
sluggish liver. Wheu (ndoioel comes ikel and without making you sick,
into contact with sour bile it crashes you just go back and get your money.
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to your druggis: und get a hottile of you take Dodson's Li vetr Tone yoU
D~odson.s Liver one for a few cents will wake up feeling great, full of
which is a haraless vegetable sub- ambition and ready for work or
stitute for dangerous caloiel. Take play. It is harmilless, pleasant and
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