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WHEN AGE ARRIVES' Rules That One Man Promises He WiJ Observe. Of Course Th.re Is a Proviso, but the World Would Ile Sweeter if Theoy Were Kept Gener. ally in Mind. Wht - I iI m Ii I will o1b Irve the: follo. Z. t ( perimps): I wf! tnw talk ~ ~ 1: to h- tink '.~ ho .w h:I I u.h :, i .! 1 ir v. n 'l* of a y.ir ay w rl I il ( h f r I will nee li mu r in1 nesn aity to rww act .f w I hTr Id I . Irritable. I~ ~ ~ ~ ~~Il wilIoIhI!nianeno "n-n I wll not he- offende byn. letbu I NvI qik 'I~ sf i nfu )I- , -j i , il. I will e er the wordsI. Ilf tyiislg, llO\14'i* 5-10i4' If yo11111, ff111 I will t ry o;was to pie wh ot omil toisegm folks (10. I wIll e Is ltl e 1)f11'ef as I (gr ill,e b a novel, stty I wn ffbor iI 11 (' Itv If p ib~leO, (let its if I were l'( hod. I will ne11 igve r usdviet. yI118 It is isged. ab et alstoi then. I will he lia htable. I will fnoth it 11ofyinhilno , whl eno a.ill le d so f i: l Itd a 1 l n i Ile.q. I NN-ll ilo t Ibe oilfflded by liisgluet, but I will efiilei t le word"; of i lie on.ge. '"Thome whvlo eoii 14o st. Ili (10 1ille boll1. ;those who (if) I ff to see file dou f1l it fabv'or." I %vIl Iry tos lhtle wlsulgreefble 3. Possib l, ri11(l wIll iopvr its-Illy anl 1i'f I> (hslietII ts if f111'lls of getenanig Ji11 WvIly. I Nvii (I I 1 .111 ' 1 t Ihe frldl loll it III] III o r. Ae I vI : 1 If . .-:. byI anI. I , lwill Ivory to fve to 1)e 1nl)1. As 11)h iil ' '' ''' ' . soul Is i jl(f isoul tl''.t Iof f))(lf((l u.''*~ ~ ~~~~~114 ISDf'f1:1 (ffffifif fitI sim I ry4,f l b - f :ofI . a l'yl lf'., I sl::!l *.ry i 'o . 10:o lik lith prtr Dtletor I ll.1ine d'-edbes that me!llow: and heo4omEs full llutvorfd be'ore !t 4 drop" frvoml theo ce) --ndf 8sh1ll try not to sourl atl dry unctd rot. I shall conefifve4 mIly life's tIriumph to be to grow titmaipilha litly, vlctoriousl.y old. Ill a wordl, 1 111111 try to adju1st my self to old aige, fas to fill other fiets of lif e.--L fe. Lucky Photographer. Tt Is not always that things turn out so happIly for the rash person who ventures toE talke 51 snpsts on the east coast of En~glanfd, ns they (lId In the case of a young lady In the followIng story: She was seeni phlotographing ,on a poInt of the coast, and was1 'promptly applronfched1 by a speelal, who informed her of the enor milty of her offense, took her name ,andl address, and1 remlovedl her camera. 'She heard nlotin~g more of the maiftter' 'for some tIme, hut (onle miorning she was ama11zed at receivIng a check run' ning Into three figures, andl( a letter from headquarters Informfing her that her photographbs were not only very good1, lbut resultedl In the capture of *Tt'Confidence In the Cause. The7uioniII optimilst of Amnerlesl Is prIvate l1---, n1ow ont actIve duty wilth hIs regimient soimewvhere Ir ' France. Tihe regimient, after a1 turf' inI the t rencehes, was whIlfing away Ite tIme in ai rest (enmpl, andlo thle otlicerz were seekIng to get thme mn to us54 someC of t heIr .spare4 imiites' In thE study of French. Thle men'h did( 1n0 'take very klidly to1 the ideni, and~i 01n 'of the ollicers sought to chidse thlemf fo: ~their lack of interest. Private B cut 1dm off wIth the follow ig qnei(ry "What in if- (1o T 1Wan~t to leart French for? i'hey dlon't speak tha In IBerlIn, d1( they?" PicklIng OlIves. A new method of pickling ripe olive which, It ia clalfied, will increase th capacItIes of thet factories over' 20 per cent has b een) discovered1 by th Universlty of CalIfornia. Ileretofor it has taken 15 da~ys to piekle rip olIves. IBy tIls fnew melthiod It can 13 done in six (lays or less. The procet is a result of four years of exper mients. HIs OpInIon. Willis-What do you thInk of thi plan of turning all the clocks ahead a hour each (lay? GIlls-Just another foxy scheme the bakers to mako a man's nott come duo sooner, I think.--Judge. Sorne SatIsfactIon. "How did tihe shortage of gasolir affect you?" "Well," replIed Mr. Chuggins,* was Ii hind of comffort to know 01 hand exactly why the old machli vuIdan1't run."...Wfi'htngtnn Stna SLAND OF GUAM IS LOYAL /oluntary Universal Training Hac Helped Immensely in Amerl. canization. flow far the Ieople of I ite 'il(' '1.11d of i" 1i1 ll ivo t 4Htit'grese t I 1 th wvooress of Am.'ericeniznun k .iien 'Ift l in 1lt. c i I'' *11t n Wf it- ( : '11 ewcvS IvLettr. vonives vlw ich i; re, t ly rwI d. t- 1 1 T ic. .h !I i u1 t (.11 I I itI.t ( ;:lt id III r' $ ( t ' ilI Js j iti 4 l . I t ii1 At i1i1(' tl it- st oliitt )- int1 t -l t 't t it t i Ofie: I I i in. y Ira IiI '.i Boy .v I rI qit't' lft e (tit:'el Ii Ithis biingt',utt th lt ,tlt rit It I Itti'g a I t'tt :-- 'I~aat - i it I'st t i I It' A Iit: i r-iti, r i ll whill it ch I I t o h leI I I lil ollcti' ef i tv. c! Itv t 't'i itt Ii' i it Ileil t o i lve r ill 'lt ' l4 itlyl g gIit i 1i ill!1i n lt i t tl : t1 it{ I tle I1: I h Itk 11111 forlill of thill i 11 ll Stali's niriny. ,-t'v1I1 por ceini t of Gt 'it isi l:t i oIn Is" il etli Il wlen rate, If w of gtle n u t iit1Id k elpt up1 uit t 111hoe 'C-llorros, \\.t should have I:I 3nriny of 7,010000H Th'le iln1gs 1n14 (l)1't o fthe 11arndet inl r'ul ite m nil eniiitis Iasm i the populace. Officer Ondc Stabte Boy. We line con'l i he lthsv ulprisol 1t the aluiesi o'in ane lisonvly arouitt abrut by the war, il the shi k whh-h ft goltleman i flvengd overly iow itvy exclusive olub1 of whhhe i re nd hSr e h Ily an nlr stol. On 1he staircase Ito he world, by cnfrenita eint youte ol eer oft thI ::;1a( oit.'i in one of those gry 'cont \\wote lor1 t1111 eu rt P re th w e rivy o' :l ". It I:." Not recogvilizing-' the yp tinlg 41lliverl, t h1-ro only itroult a roulm ofilt ,(iliev Inl atlistiit, fhoriio he sttller a world "lfraid yu t'e frtortien oo. oln Is -. T gon b r ItleI ng still flnli- to lilfy the ollicer. -- of Newark," timleil tre guas nuin11. Wher.eluml the atstotlnided genl tlefoa re i d the ll t'gretowa boy who five yiurago had dtandidd Is hos - it it h tin itx Ili boxvisid. The Stable hand Ihd tnlsted inl thI ranks, won aity unilission In lite Ield, and imilly been transferred-m to a guard regimnt, alin 1d carlried himlslIf Its if to the manner born.-Ldo n Mlitll. Polish Army in France. The flagu of Poland was lifted on the hattelne he tiher alis eion, 15 000 qtrin, r~ tneuit moatlyn the hasieaes, wtoo brt plaer ant teallit oi trane.v Itis conty aylitl bormye bya thes aner I tmbe of a DoePoadg ing ernowt bu Avr maroleP in the irftvlo 'tUiteduc Strather have sedatere elwhere throunghout th ord, tl confet tato u orldtim to gobIg wtlewaverver fo dr aonotire ag ackhed reuntenPln "aros ever Po gundertand wherepo ith ony dtrg aid rCumh back cthele n you'r wal fright." ndrgh n Colrott Seed' Rise instVatloe.o 280lpndn of brougti aout.-00porng faemdonio. 0 eor h. SarWalmeree Job. us atooughfawe, ths browneranbs" No, se Iitt goiw g ito stayh rhow avene and camponiy t coal udelr energyup tl thet sunit wpinrs o h Eveny celrw.e" l sgeeal n t ar 'i.-b iII 11 r -I fil ii I l8 i I. . tiners 1 of3.. 133 p 3 1 .r cap2L. (1 I b 1131( 1 1 t . ; 1 1 1 Ind1 r t(I h I i ti o C 1 :I ilar leg islat i ) 111 t1 ay IanI I fa" : k 1 of) bc(.r an(1 wile woull be 1rohibd ii after 1ext My 1. Today's od(r2 wil -ov( up1 six Ilmllths 11he time for di conitinulanlce (of 11he 11nann1factuIre of bec although the brew 1eries illay be a1lowe to resumtne operations et3weenl 1ha1 (hil and thle effective operation of t1he "dr ?ir 1 161 n w sea on 41. ion finds Cxpr tive, smart to nimitable qua able. The value < gives the buye New wlihih familiar' ma~terials son2 'harmi. 'Il be pr1ices ranig~e frlt' < 0 ineii waists. amlI a "n Sa t $1.25. I ing for 11 a lot of1 WomlenI - sale at a veryW spec3iaul pr Iithis occas3Iion muiist he spi v;you morePI about the corn rBig S [1 36-in ie~h l'olins, all colo) (1 j)clte line of all shi 36r-inchi Satin for Dr1esse 36i-inch lack 'Taffeta, o t Si it ii ''gi!shalion" it' finlly enactmied. since to ay's<wthr was "(1ntil fttrthler ol-dersZ". w tulrneIlir of' whiske& wats 0- :w id r il l t1ha.1 I he 1rc ,* re i hi win i It 'Ii' ii t i n r :S t u re C ool t I a IA 4 :a d Is 4 j W havin un mrnpsid a1yk ."I'usul adgree :-mfl ny . r In is r.l Swizen rh nr bluesd. JFal BN s ). .\I seni. 11, 1 1 . t o y p 'rSCH I E IOl Ti-IeI,: A wa It -tm('liie~lt 11 houhot theNo" t is a war se( naso ; eAn$.0 essonin sim-pler styk in uinuisual. degree na lity of individuality. >f any merchandse I r. Switzer values ar FaewlTailored hte await ot ainsetin rsh iromel Not Ia ws* o a w tho t ns fta it e, t(reI(3 panse t note t I ienions waint pe$3.00 in Silk orsati n r miade r aulc gleto of imoted Nov- fl' ....hine.Wi..s..r.m$1.00 to $.5 'on Vllte Waistsall thde 1.5olyea1.6 nly......... --....$. BeautzNeergI I ils lvilhi 10% 4 V I iATE V IXIN ii W \ T I .I - 1 # tiin house has donned I; therefore, a season s, but iylcs alei t, y( 1, at SWITZER'S, tc And, finally, prices a ies in the service an . based on this princi New Satin The mlaterials are ext(ellent. street wear. TI'le sitalinp iof alowness is lIpjon the nounI~ter in suirplice iIloisig :a antid t ho ught fail eflort. .\s a result. we of~ r gooiil 8 gowns~u at $18.00. mail uavy. Thei i1 , Value oft th )ress Values, at $25.00 iii lissIt beyond tiur hopesjt'. an iii wItlli eaelh iitliel'it io lettio'ih . Suits and Coats see llow~ iilivitluil they l'e alalt ll ofi IlItIV . 1 ll190. btirgaindy. etpell :o $60.00 Now we Come tc Tlhe b est. Outtintg Planel .... ., Wonderf'ul col1lection of high cla Big assortment of Dress Ginghai French P)ereale, yard wide, best. 36-inch Str'ipe Madras for shirt Compa What izs ~1 I) r, --1 '%A. \i 1 , 1 T . 6 T1 l. r inN ni form I i. uhegr ofith e re very reason I satisfaction it ple entirely. Dresses w dresse'~ts for tpool wea theri lhe IringLe. th l ie iIC(e Nt, ly buiniig, enref tu ~l eleetin. atinithe.~~ stle f osl lit en t bronS~. blahi , * taupet iserts ofi Ifaney baIiting vit $29.00i vlue's for' $25.00. $16.50 t ' $60.00. iWash Goods .. ..... .... .... 35c as Dress Ginghams., only 35c as, hig special, only .. . .25c quality, only........... 35c s, worth 50c, yard only 40c .nly