The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 19, 1918, Image 6
HUMORIST HAD LAST LAUGH
How Mark Twai - Turned Joke on VI.
enna Authorities Will Be New
Story to Many.
The letters if Nark Twln record
but little conc'rning the years he
SIent In tihe A istrialn Capital, the
Christ in seltce Alonitor observes.
The hnnii ',st, did Sole special writing
for American papers, d trn those
tWatt.Idirjaihre." Indeed, t le Vienna
jouirnalists lonk hun to theu iharts :s
i collettgute (of a partictlily genial
t3yle .1ui ofitenl invited hin to a
friendly lsreadl, at which the gie.sts
were tuetabelors ofC the( Allstrianl foulrth
esta te'. The story of how Ie got into
trouble vith tihe aut horities, through
the i indiscret i4Is of a Vieltt jorni iail
ist, has probably nevel been lmbliished.
A i te t-de goes, a certain reporter,
either in .t Ca fetious orl 1 vindictive
in1olinent, gave 41u1 that. ] lark Twalinl had
beeni seeun susi.qoiously loitering ab1out
the tbridge whitiel -11't Is theit I t.nubthe
('nnai:l n'arz' I li" Itiiing sIrISeit, -tald no(t
f.r r the Hitel tropl)te, at h ich
It '5 reie i i upo his chair:eter
go uslalened.li- hast."ened tf) ex
phd n -t o iih~ il l i fact, f-or ha ving
giv, I till, 1aithoerities thet slighltst'
'[he t'xtlalitioll Was thoroughly
T iatt :iti. i li hlil found by the
bridto, thiel ih::vst, German worlIth
Prof .vr sen :!,l. in order as Thonr
I Mh-nd it i oll :;< long Mityish- hth -
T he, h(.e h l n i o e lilnd of it to
tho brid : 1ith ftil ld (f ungylt oi
it ! l -rn hi ; prel u1 , !,t rden with
hini, 1w Ill' 1!t - e or lt t d of the
bid 41, t l y. :i'i , i l d that he stil
had y:'rds t os o The :1p1(w] y : 'Was.,
aiceteitd witll tan y a br.1ti grit.
EXPLAINING CODS OF EGYPT
Prof. Flinders ItC0ite Hlas Thrown
Much Light on- Sturces of Myth
ology of Ar~cient Lanid.
Thie question ''the (t ttcharacter tind
origin oif the lCtal gods of Egypt Is
still obscvure; btit a paper by Prof.
Flinders 'itrie, published in "Ancient
Egypt." 11mrt :1, 1,17, does 1nmeh0 to
Clear it up. lrofliesol Petrie Collected
tle originl records of these cults,and
by nmarking the hltquarters of each
deity he arrived iat iportant eults.
Ra 11tvar's inl ontly onle souithern city,
aind his Cult -eems to have corlne froin
the sEorthExast. The Hum uir.of
Mtt h t illd, ,, d(I i di ly
a eni whtoita '!!: t of aw i wef it
ern. ' (.t wits n 'rltii Itt.% th : sic'
t I'Iyt t he dler ht I i r I (i s te had
there al two 'ctnterIs haf 't ' ir t chet, :
ll was l1(11todu., by t i -d t .4 u :c i aky
to th 0 11 1trn <ie.
STh e, ii'treibu t i t' isf tl- ~ O ii t :::
In d e t Is Ietti'n ni't'tarly in ih
his articlhus "The geogra.lphy (i
the Litsip of the gods i ns th e n
to htaavt a collsid thIlls et. vale hltttri
cally, Ias hlaring on their origin and
Conlte in I ts. Whenl lin re coil hte reIt -
searIht into ti, [1t' li gis of various
u I-Irt in nulnes r h ly ext('l d (;I l ile -
tifwalltins, it wvill be polssible to get
uore lit onIl the sources of Egyptian
Toli.e alotal setltres were
drywt ithatve cohnrngtoried thteldwell
Under False
Colors
By GEORGE WAVERLY KEELING
(Copyright. 1918. Westeri n N espaper Union.)
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