The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, March 28, 1917, Image 6

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* JONES NEWS. * Jones, Alarch 2t.--We extend our warmest congratuoat [ons to .r. Claid Brissey and .iss .lallory 1ill who were married on the 21st inst. Tie friends of Mr. Wilmot S'mith will be pleased to hear that he is re covering from an attack of lagrippe. Wiliter, Frank (and corge .Jones alt tended (lie Woodien imeetIng In Greenwood last week. Mr. Woodward has completed a nice cottage and is building another. Ware Shoals had a large delegation at the Good Roads meeting last Tues day at Princeton. Several addresses were made and all present were en thusiastic suporters of the good roads movement. messrs it. L. iHarmore, Clifton Wi Ilainston and \Ir. Shannon of Donalds, and .M r. Roma nst Ine of Columbia paid its a pleasant call last week. .31}-. Charley Killingsworth has a tite milch cow for sale. .\Ir. G. 13. Riley has purchased a Buick car. Mr. Kelly Daniel is operating a wood saw and will lie pleased to serve his friends. 'The enroll men t of our school con nlines to increase and the patrons ali preciate the etlicient work of the teacher, .lMrs. .. ,. (ialiai . The M. M. Degree was confered at the communication of Urewerton Lodge last Saturday and there were several visiting brethren in attend ithe All, Walter .lones Mlanley attended the district meeting at Newherry last week as a delegrate .from Kings Chapel. The friends of Mir. Pink Jones will he pleased to learn that she is reCov (ring from a sudden inlisposition. Alessr's A. it. Tiome of likoi, Nlajor Brooks, Wells liley and Sanders of 'lren wood were in oul li id st Fatrl day. W' are very grateful to all of our friends who have conferred kindi fa ors uipont us. We were vyVV sOrIrV to heari of the deathl of our. _omnl friend .\lr. .\tike Kinardl of I':11worthl and( toinforly sm patiith theill Ow reaved family. M'OlNT 010 , iliV-: . 311 N T \SN)('l\TI ONS. * .aur 1n 1 i'<mn y h1a.; tory-five local School Iinll p-ovemi l .\s 'I)ialiolls, hirty-two (it' whichi solid N r ports to the Colunty rgjanizer. Thieise thir-ty-two associationls ha,1%( at lmi heislip of sevel IlulIrlii 'Ind tweinty - hwo, have hield onet( hund1fred and( SeVenl ty-one iieif sIIiS, and llave Iaised1( $2,52N.29 for schoo: improvemkent sinlco .lanluary 1. 1916. Thel a..Z:4winIionIS 11h11 do not report iave hld(1( stveir11l luet ings an d(on (e1 g~ool worl(. 1. Trillity-- lge, Woodliow \\ilson, Lan ford!, F-lemiing. Ola, Warrior Creek. liethany, Gr'eeniiond, ('ross 11111, I is hioni, New' I la rmony, harksda le, .\It. lethel, Il'ickry 'Tavern, llennio, and lhockI liridlge are(' t e conunlliend(ed fori the'ir faillhfulntss ini seinding, in writ ten re ports. G ray ( (l't -O)winlgs, Crloss II ill, I-anfordi4, Gr'eenilond, illen no. New I aliamoy, andl IIickory Ta v ern lead iln am111unlt of imoiney raisedl. 'It mui st not be in I'ered, howe'ver, that thle ScholII lmpr'ovemen't A\ssocia 11i)n exists imarou ily toi inaike money. 'The itate4rlial Iimpr io vemenl~ts b rough t about by t his ortganliz/ationt have bieen many113, bti the. (chi(ef virtuei hals been the Symptetli' altituIde thatit has f'omet about Oin the palt of' the pl('lie to wmardt ithe schl(is andi oft tile schIools -owarid thie peolile. .\t's. 11. V. Frieirsont, Sutperiv .1n1g Teacher't. * e oe e* e. a. . * * * * ** ** S* * * * * * * * * * * * * Wresour friendi ando brtothler Wi'lliaml Whatn wa's called lrolm laborE -to test on Oct. 5 th, 19l 4. and11 it thie lost onte of' its oldestl and most15 value'd membertes. ther~tefor'e be it resol vedI, F'lirst, PTat we lhe mem'1(1betrs of Sc-hroder t 1 lige No. Ill, A. F. .\l., ((en. der o1 th1e giif--strI-iken faitily our tC~ederet Symplathyv itt this, th' said heievemntt. Second, Thal~t a page in (ourl iutet book be -set aside to thte ruemtory of Th ird , PTa t thet C(oilnt Iy I aper's lie a.9ked It) jpubtlih these5 rlu~ltions and1( t he famliliy lbe fitrnishied wmithI a coipy F. ). Blt, II. R. Wallace, W. II. llar'ksdalec. GIray C~our it, S. ('. Comit tee, Sullivan Townisip Conutest. The p relimtinar1 y decl ama tion coin lest of Sullivin towntshlp will he0 held at lflckcory Tavmeirn, Fruiday evening, Mar'ch 30th, beginn in g pr'omtptly at cightt o'clock. After' te contest the RutralI Improvemtent association will aanlnl,a nd ie cr-m. 1I1t1TIs1 CONTINUE ADVANCE ON 803DE Occuply Village of Rolsel, According to Oficial Ieport. from London War Ofi'ee. IA)ndon, 'March 2-1.-The British have occupied the village of lHolsel, on the Somme, accorldilig to otllal report from British headciuar(ters i France tonight. Itoisel is seven ilies east of Peronne. leavy light ing took place at 3eaunietz.-lCs-Cai bi'ia, where the Germans in a stron'g rally gained a footing. By a counter attack, the British again drove them out. To lie Married. Gray Court, March 24.-Mfr. and Mrs. W. P. Harris aimounce the engage inent of their daughter, Miss Janle Harris to Dr. I. Wilson Moore, the wedding to be solemnized in April. STOMACH ACTS FINE! NO INGESTION, GAS, HEARTBURN, ACIDITY "Pape's D1iiapepsin" fixes sick. sour, upset stomachs in five miiinutes. You don't want a slow remedy when your stomach Is bad-or an uncertain oie---or* a hariifill one-your stomach is too valuable;. you mustn't injure it wit drastIc drugs. Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for its speed in giving relief; its hartmless nles its certain, uniralling action in regulating sick. soul', gassy stomachs. Its <1qo k relief in itidigestion, dyspeli sia and gastritis, when caused by acid Ity, has made it famous the world oN !16,^p this wonderful stomach sweet cner in your homiie-keep it handy get a large flfty-cent case from any drug store and then if anyone shioul eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead. ferments and sours and forms gas; causes headache. dizziness and niaiuiseiai; cruetat los of acid and undi gested food-remember as soon as Pap(4's Diapepsin conies In contact. with Ihe stomach it lielps to lntial i;.c file excessive acidity. then all the stoilach distress (aulsed by It disap pears. lIs promptnliess, certainty. aiid vase inl o\ver.omlinlg Suich stolmachdis ordleis IS a 'evelati lon to those who try it. Card of Thaimnks. Will yot allow us space inl you'r valuable paper to extend our heai'felt thanks anid grai-ltildf' to all frienlds. hoth il and <mt of the slate. for their worids of comfort and deevvds of killd lless- showm et-ed tipoli Its inl oui l d hiv reaivelment. .\rs. 0. La. lminford and Chih0u1enl. and .1. \. lminford and i amifly. A SAF - 'TI'-SI'. I''or those who ar. inl linel of 1 remeody for kidIney frouibles and b1w-k inhi(., it is a good pla 1i t y 1 l I a a KidnevyI Pill s. The y are' S Ironlly recomnl1 ll-n1dod bY Isaur1enls people. W\. 11. Shealy, salesinan, 12;1'. E Alaini str'eel. Lauir'(ents. says: ".My Ia'l( was inl had shape an(d it hurt toe so Iadly I cohll'Thardly get lirouind. \\'le I was advised to ust, Doan's K i(ney 1'ls didl anld one box : a\ve nuo Vgreal rel ief,' O\'i I' Tlil-:i YE:Alts LA'I'it. ir. Sheay13' said: "\'hienever I have nto I i'ed an 11y s iglit at tacks or backalit li'romii standing too( muich,. I have used ne(veri failed1 to give me~ prompt0 rele. I la ein a bo(x in the hiouse all the time.'' I 'rice 2.oe at all dealers. I)on't simii 1)1y ask for' a k idne re3'imedy ---gel loan'is 1\idney3 l'ills---the' samei that mendd. oostr-.\l I ~'lbeun lCo.,13 i'reop.. lutftfalo, N. Y. Stale oft South ('aruolia Couniity' of laurmens. ('l''l' Ol" CO.\llN Li'.A.S. against lIi0('K.\l.\N, Ilief'eindants. 'To lie I'etend'anuts A\bov'e N.mimed, lien lirockmtian and .\l innie lh'ockman. Youi ale lierteby summi ionied and re action~ of wi'h ai copy3 Ia nere'0i' 'rduoin .'a in ind 9. c'irVe a coply the suibs('ribers at their office at Lau renis, South1 'ariolinaii withlint twenty day's afr thi Ile servi'e liereof, exciii sie of lthIle dhay of' auch servIce; an td if y'o'i fail to answeri the comlait withliln the timhe afor'esaid, the( pilaitiff for' thle relief' demnanded in thle coim Ilait. SI.\l l'SON. COOP1'1l1 & 11AliI, l'laintiff's Attorneys. IDat'l .lar'ch S'thi, A. D). 19 17. Tlo Ihe .\b~enit I )efendanits, Ib-n Itrock Youl will leasei take noiCe that lie ('ompilainiit in the abiove slted actioni was tild in the (11liCC of the ('lertk of C'onr' of ('otunont P'leas for' l~itiauren {'otnn11y, 8. ( .. oni thle Mth day of .\acht 1 917, aid is now Oin tile there''iin. Sl.\ll'SON, ('OOP~it & iAlIII, 4 Itlitin for~ Let ters' of' l .\dministra'ition, State of South (Carolina, Votunty of Lauriiens. By 0. U. Thiomipson, Prtobate .Jtidge: WVhereas 10. J1. Sloan m tade silt to tno lo grant htiti I4ettrs of Adtiiis I rationi if the estate and~ elffec'ts (If .1. I". Sloain. These arte the refor'e, to1 cite and11 ad mtonishi all and1( singular lie kIndred( an tilcredli trs of thle said .1. I". Slon deceasedl, that they be anid a piear b'le foire meC in Ithe Couti t of IProbtatI, to( be beild at 1~aur tens Couirt II ouse, ILa i r'ens, S'. C., oti thle 3r'd day (If A pril, 1917 next, a fter 01) ubientin hereof, at I o'clock in the for'enoon, to shiowi cause, If any they have, whly the sahl adintilstration should not be granted. Given undet' my hand this 10th day of April Anno D~ominii, 1917, 0. G. Thompson, I202' .. P. T t. COLONEL WANTED THAT BIRD Prospect of Turkey Dinner Made Him Overlook Any Little Dereliction of the Drummer. During thle Civil war one of the drunmmers, while the regiment was on the move, had at penchaitnt for foraging on his own account, ind the chickens had to roost high to escape his far reaching hands. Whenever night over took them this druinmer had a good supper provided' for himself. O one occasioni he had raked in a cou)le of turkeys, and had put them into his I drum for convenience In carrying. When the regiment was halted for the night the colonel Immediately ordered dress parade, and the drummers were expected to beat up. The forager made his drunsticks go, but the quick eyed colonel noticed that he was not drumming. "Adjutant," said the colo nel, "that man Isn't drunining. Why ain't lie drumming?" The adjutant stepped up to him, saying: "Why ain't you drumming?" "Because," said the quick-witted drunimer, "I have got two turkeys in ny druin, and one of 'em is for the colonel." the adjutant went back, and the colonel asked, "What is It?" "Why, lie says he has got two turkeys in his drum, and one of 'em is for the colonel." Up to this point the conversation had been carried on in a low voice, but when the adjutant re ported, the colonel raised his voice so that all could hear: "What I sick is he? Why didn't lie say so before? Send him to his tent at once." SEES FINISH OF SPARROW Writer Suggests That information That They Are Good to Eat Be Widely Distributed. The polemic coficerning the sparrow, goes merrily on with letters in the press in favor and in reprobation of the saucy little bird. The Art World is taking part in the discussion. We read: Granted that the sparrow and star ling are undesirable immigrants, what are we to do with them? - As Sydney Smith with serious face to the econo mist anxiously askiig "What shall we do with our raw miaterials?" answered boldly: "Cook 'em," so we say to those who grumble at sparrow and starling: "Trap 'eia, flit 'eni, eat 'vie I" This Is far better tactics than the war of extermination suggested by one a1111n1, since ilstead of ippea liig to a few reformers whose linor would have to be paid for inid their eniergies con fined to a few phices, it eilists young ail oll in the prinnii-val gain1ie of hunt Ing for folmi. In the Bronx it is al ilost imupossible, (e-spite the law, to save any bliirds irioi the ravages of the iiinigrant hiliiun. Let the news once get a sart that slarrow pile is as good is robil pli ioii4l lhe result is certain. The bahlin miee will iN re--stiblillied, tle Sparrow puit Inl his placeo, vi1z.: the pie, and flie native soinig birds will be re lieved of a vormse eiiemiiy t1;111 clats. Croesus. Croesus wits liln niielent king of Lydin, a country III Asia, who lived Ibouit GOO I. C. No estimate ever wvas iimade of his wetith, l t its lie had great iopportinilties to accumulate, i. probably wa'ns large,. lie seenis to have beein a Iiurse-proud mnn a a brag gart, for histo'ry relates that when Solon, the great Athlenian lawgiver, visitedl him, ( roesus miadle an osteni tatious (dishiny o'f his treasures andl prei-'ssed( S0olon to ncknlowledge him as the hnaplest oif miortais. But the story goes that thle wise old Athenian an swered : "Counit no mnn ahappy before his death," a saying which hias paissed inito a moderlen proiverbi. Many years a fterwardl, when C'roesus was dlefeated ini (one of his iiong wairs iad wias taken prisoner and wius iibouit to be burned aillye, lie recalled Solon's priophletie re mark and( savedl his own life by3 te'lling~ time story' of Solon's vlsi t. hils enpitors were so imp ire'ssed by thle story and the spietaicle of his broikent for'times' that theiry releasedI Croesus, but he~ never 1hnd( a chance to bo(ast of his wealth again. What Might Have Stopped Her. 1Itbert had spent much of his sumn. mner in his father's newv car, and w~as qite well versedl in automobile terms. IAbout seven o'clock one night a friend telephoinedl she was coming over to spenid the evening. She lived only six blocks away, and1(, as always, would wialk. But by 8:30 she had not ar rivedi, although we knew she had stiartedl, for her mother had telephoned to speank to her, thinking she was at our house. "1I b ought that girl was coiimig over here tonight," remarked Robert, play ing onr the floor at may feet. "i'mi afraid she isn't comning," I saidh; "she imust have stopped somewhere on theo way." "I guess she had a puncture," said Robert, casually.-Cicago Tribune. This Enterprising Age. IWhat are we coiming to? If people in Los Angeles can hear a N"ew YorkC concert ovrthphnawa<nen concto ith the Mendelssohn (lee club golden anniversary, why not do I elop the idea practically? Th'len Mrs. Hi Fyfe in Seattle wvill ring up the Metropolitan opeR'a telephonic box of fice and1( say to the opera tor': "Switch mec on for the secondl act of 'Bioheme ;' I want to .entertain some guests after dinnier.". In that way the papers throughout the counitry could have their critics "cover" the New York, Boston or Chi cago musical events. And if thme critic disliked the performance-simplicity Just rinjg off. For Easter We have just the proper box of the proper candy for your Easter. A specially selected assortment of NUNNALLY'S CANDY in attractive Easter boxes. There is no better candy and there is no more appropriate Easter gift. EASTER DYES EASTER CARDS Other Easter Novelties Powe Drug Co. ~/1/ prngFootwear OnrI Showing of WmnsSprinig Pool wear is a dlisplay of the~ Smia rtest wome's' Foot wear made! it alod n18 no little pleasure Pt to sho0w thle manyi 13 new andI handsome1w icatios The Short Skirts8, whuith will conit inue to be * ~~worn1,. aICtuallly demanflld thait ai woman'si - Sh ' O#e r eeicaefuli at t en t ion ! We've a Beautiful Showing ,I" , I There are low shoes in new Colotiials, Pum ps and Slippers. Dainty col ors, and color combinations. A feasft of Bcauty for the woman who cares. $3.00, $3.50, $4.96, $5.00, $6.00 to $7.00 While everybody is aware that shoe prices have advanced, we still offer the best shoes at any stated price-with a shoe service that stands for satis faction. Clar dy & Wiso SHOES OF SPECIAL MERIT,