The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, November 01, 1916, Page PAGE TWELVE, Image 12
More* Goods for Samxe Money SaeGoods forLssi~
No Scarcit of Goods, n High Prices a .C un o'
~~atThe Big Bs tr
For nine months we have been buying Fall and winte~r Merchandise, and to-day we have h AGS TC
of GOO MERCHNDISEin the history of our business. We took some long chances on bigCltigDrGodan
Shoe contracts, and to-day we are ready for the BIGGEST Fall business that this store has everpto.W edyu
business, and you certainly need us this time. Hitch your dollar to J. C. BURNS & CO.'S BARGIS
e~~~~~~~~~a R' u rc~t ntPU1s'b and( get this SaladBx Iie
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EXUR"'E
Air
jActoi"s Assisted Exit Is Sur- r(
rounded by Rather Violent
Circumstances.
GETS THE BOSS' GOAT
?aloonkci cr Borrows Twenty-Five
Cents to Give Panhandler Who
Comes Back Next Day and De.
* mands Remainder of Dollar.
tof iX'Zj..tl 01' il Xii ll 4:il' siiil} Ii flo
A n thie gC~i8' t e hu i :n it~uuiiivl'(
rote r ot lil, I r . Il''ui Iii' l', lnulil
ArS l en ntah t on, hi;l i n 0 niisi
a tl ris8 \i ' ii t ill if it i
-an a'i' ii I i .!it ":ti 3 ' I n l, 'is b3'
Inqiy his liii- ilit (1)~ Ii' :iui ruin eL
Iruglw fil hi ii ': l i;fiI i' 111:1 ita1.
ti We hlt liss eil uiu~ig lau : l s ihrt of (X
tlulsit O in iiiiil vaii t : ra ft l ive w iu'l~to
h 'Iiy I( w ii lull' l~t l cooni hu ' L .
bruth forth itrgm Safru's e expla~naotI
thio n ' e OX li st u t r addt t e iti W l -hs~~l L : l i (1(1n h t Iii uuove t o, l
thled usct' fin hot ioiu ffi tol to~ I
'him. ']ien i ume iofr litiii.1( wlt
tilP yon ll-freely J'~uso out ul
t o t otni ht" lie H lI ben tot l Ii
there was113 nth in to dbtof ask~ thiel~ a
boss'z abut thei nto. ler wand np
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auren ftet nex i ' fn'to
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shtas: e miead eie n Zoh.
r(lthts I; seeaidoa hd. I'st noe.
Lvy froye aent d even
"Well, ith h" e ban ne g. Iur.
told his y nel iskedo to I 1i11
let in siy nthe strteel ~ t andWU.
andeduui Harer and B (oIIude d Hihr
hadn't eVeI the- sport of ging West
u( 1' nt I uiiiited~ a doi~lar hadi~. I'(1 ac
lied his (y(l .1nd, iSIoed if IT was gthg
" et him I't i lII thi Strfh m t r(1
mndd Harder and Bounded Higher.
'N l unel a:4kl r 'i h iw 11 lt art a t if I
!y a sul, n'l, it n, a wd the
hn the Boss. Eyw y
I dothir' unil o f h'loin te
o in Wiithe n i customer he ra
oni; n frot of e lair parallel with
I iii'1 i'l:k'Il hI(~ 1' o I e111(1 act that
1it tnl it lIe hiadn't been01 a good fel
w s Wlii'u ht' hadItili. I iie.-ju knewv hint
ht 11he11,111 I. W la y a , 1 '~"l (l iti(it I Ofl t ke ab ul;t Iia u tl o o'clock In the '
uirtiirig. \\olin I S~tartedl 110110 he {
,I i: it :uf'~ea toe.
STell 1)ll1r S-)t N
of satisfied custer
g Day at J. C. urns
& Conpany's Two
3ramlett's S3hops
Ilp at t he /,lrner he a:kt'ed me,
throwing hills arm:Is (ilt wie, If I real
Ized1 tl.It ther'Ie was1 one1 atbove Hooking
<own 01n ru'e a1n i watchinig whant I was
going to du aboIt,04 the dlolhtr.
"WeVll, I cnn stanid ljust so much10. I
didn't h~ave a ret"1 inl mly locket, but I
(1le1d to ai h10 lck'tnumI I knioiiw 1nd( iske1 t
him If le w ulul let ile hiave 1 11i1irter. I
1I1 gave it to rlie and I gave It to timt 1
blocikhiadii l ti Iold him that if I ever c
aw his fie ig:in 1 would iknocL hii \
Irom under It. I b1id him good-by for- I
ever 1 this life."f
The boss imnused.I
WelI't was the natural Inquiry, V
"wlmhit happIen1ed today',"
Th"e buss hiiSsed through his teethl. 11
"11o (came11 in 1110 asked me11 for the v
sevnity-live e'enis I owed him." a
r
Aged Pastor Elopes. d
F'ruitvale, ('al.-Marriage hits no ter- r
rors for Rev. Jimes Sunderliold. After
heliig urried four times in church, I
with a gathIiering of friends on hand 1.
eaich time to congratulate him at the 0
comletion of thle cerem1oles, he tl
eloped with Miss Mary Ihun and was
11m11ried quietly In Monterey, a
Rev. M1V. SuIlderlind Is eighty-two n
years olbl and his bride, "Miss Mary fl
I11)m, is seventy-five years old. fi
The bride is the sister of his fourth 0
wife. Sh-' has been keeping house for j
him since her sister's death solme timo n
ngo. e
h
Lb
,!;ado Strong and Well Ey VinlA
Wvaynesb.ro, rt.-"I was all run dowu
fer t Lard a lI of bronchitis to it, was
hard for me, keep about. I had pains
in my cht1 jfirl took cold easily. A
friend aske e; to try Vinol. I dhi<l, and 11
It built me up so I am strong and *w& I C
mnd I ami able to do my honsework whirl b
I had not dlone for three months beforo
aking Vinol."-lure. Y. It. IO2Ilonnoton, ti
Wlarnesboro, Pa.
. iinol creates an appetite, aids diges- C
'm, makes pure blood and creates a
areigthi. Your money back if It falls. fi
'I l I'Illc.NSDlM: ('0O., IA 1'CNS 8
ilso at 'the leading drug store in all
outh Carolina towns. .
R. F..L
F'o wrn t n ta 9'l
l m. ut n hc'e, afuthe id m
)RIGIN OF CURFEW BEL
ierely Served as Warning to Cover
Fire in the Time of William
the Conqueror.
So many towvns ring tho eiirfjv bell
o warn the children that ') o'clock
In. mnust find them safe In the home
lest, it is interesting to knowv that the
urfew bell originatedl in the tine of
Villiam the Conqueror, nays a writer
n the People's llome Journal. A "cur
ow" was a fIro cover of metal, shaped
ike a hood, with a handle by which it
vas lifted. It had an opening on one,
ide, and was about ten inches in
eight. Because fires in early days
rero made on large, open hearths, the
moko escaping through a hole in the
oof, firo risk was great. It was or
cred that every householder before
etiring must cover his firo with a
convre-fou," meaning "cover the fire."
to scraped the embers together at the
ack of the hearth, putting the cover
ver them, the open part closo against
he chimney.
A hell was rung in the market place,
t an early hour every night, as a sig.
al that people must extinguish their
roes and go to bed. The term "cur
'w" was associated with the ringing
f the bell. But in William the Con
ueror's time a curfew was nothing
ioro poetical than a plain metal lire
xtinguisher.
Far Better.
In a neat 10nglish village lived a to- (
acconist named Farr. Now, this to
acconis, had a rival. Both want
d the trade of the town. Farr, bo
ig a wit, devised a sign and hung it
utsidlo his shop:
"Best tobacco by Farr."
The townsfolk, relishing a pun,
ocked to his shop and his trado in.
reased at the expenso of his rival's
usinoss.
Now, h'Is rival brooded and - medi
ited, consulted ninny hooka of an
lent lore, a Itoget's Thesaurus, and I
rhyming dictionary. One day his hI
ice was seen to wreathe itself In ul
miles, Gossip hovered expectant i
bout his shop. The anticipations of I
1o townsfolk were not disappointed. c
or that very day he hung out a sign y
, 10, 25c, "48c, '5e: and
9 QftM
mil~e that woi.~ ce
rc CaK. h. ai&er Che
mt Stores
A(ETA
'ublic Squ.are, next (Ci
walen read.
"Far bettor tobacco than thu best by
Parr."
Immersed in Self.
We are all too immersed in self
that is where tho trouble lies. If we
could only get out of ourselves enough
to forget personal feelings in our re
latlons with outsiders they would not
have to suffer for no fault of their
own. The stenographer and boolhkeep.
er would not have to put up with their
employer's irascibility, tho maid would
not have to endure her mistress' harsh
faultfinding, the poor dramatist's play
would not have to fall bocause of the
rritie's indigestion, and the singer
would not be hopelessly set back be.
aause of the reviewer's grippe. All this,
of course, will only como when we
havo learned a little about self-con.
trol and self-forgetfulness.
Valuable Wood.
The treo most valuable in the Gut.
Ina forests is that known as green.
heart, or siporia. Greenheart is among
bloydis' list of eight first-class woods
uid is ono of the strongest woods in
use. It is employed largely in on.
ineering and construction work, har
bor works, railway trestles and
bridges. The 50 large pahs of lock
ates in the Manchester ship canal are
ill built of greenheart from Demerara.
Igiiglneers have said it is impossible to
stimato tho durability of greenheart,
.rticularly in the construction of
locks, thbair lasting quality being him.
ted only by tho iron bolts and other
astenings used.
l'inie-Tar itelleies at 1'.d.
Or. HO-1's l'ine-Tar-Iloney contains
11 the soothing elements of the pine
)rest. It heals, the irritated mnem
rane, and by Its antiseptic properties
>oseIns the phlegm, you breathe easier,
nd what promised to be a severe cold
as been broken up. For that stuffed
p feeling, tight chest or sore throat
ike a .dose of Dr. Doll's Pino-Tar
loney and prevent a wearing, hacking
ough dragging through the winter. At
our druggist, 25c. /
ime
Ladies' Sport. Coats,
2.98 LO) $7.50
to Laurens Hardware
IDLE HOUR
Program this Week
-\onday-T'riangle fine Arts, q
"iii (D001) AD--.\MAN"
ealiitring DotIas I"airbaiks and Ites.
sie LoV(.
'i'uesday Pa ratnount Picture
"T 11: llA11'1 OP PAULA"
Ieaturing Lenore U1rIch, supported by
the I'1 llas all-star cast.
WVedilesd: -Triatngle Kay-flee
"NO ' .\lY SISTI-1i,"
Featuting I( sa flarriscale and Wm.
)esniond. .wond erful production.
Great mora id i'rc. TI'ine well spent.
S it without fail.
Thursd -I'araount Picture,
"TlCRACEC",
Feattirin g VIctor .\oore and Anita
Ki.ng. One of the most exciting 11otor
rUcS ever wItnessed, with the dare
dtevil drivers.
Irlday-- Iluebi r J'h loplay,
"T 3i: Il P 01 .IALO1'Y",
Fenturing Louise LoveIV, the miost.
beauttIful screen stir.
Sat u1 rday,
"PEIG 0' 'TI'c R IN"(;, NO. I
The Clieusti serial that ' The
besit s.erilal ever shown in 1 Laurens, "
s$a0) the majority.
"U Y PSY .J010.
Keystione comedy in 2 pa rt.
Coming Nov. loth:
"LUNDINE"
iqual to "Neptune's I )an bir". The
)reat 'p Ietaele will be howi) fo " e
and .1i:
NIC LLS
AEKES
GOOD
PHOTOGRAPHS .,