The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 14, 1916, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
"Why Swear, Dear?
Use 'Gets-It'
for Corns!"
It's the New Plan.. Simple. Sure at:
Fate. Applied In a Few Seconds.
"Why, .ohn, I never kne' you to
use such language! I've told you se%
eral times it's no use to try those
bandages, salves, tapes. plasters, aid
'~ 4'e4'
"You Wou1dn't Loso 'or Temper, John
It You Used 'Gets-It" for Thoso Cors II
olt1aptions for cortns. liere's ,S'lUe
'Gels-'t,' it's just wonlerfli how easy
clear and clean it makes any 'orn
come right oil'. 'l'akes Nut a f''ew see
onds to apply. It dies af. once. P'itt
your socks on right over ii- - there's
nothing to stick or roll yi f'ormi a ibunli
die of yiorn tor. or press on the cirn.
It's painless. simple as rolling oil
log. Now put, away those knives. raz
ors and scissors, use 'GeIs-It' and
you'! have a sweeler (IisposiIin'li a1ti
no mnore Corns and cllnlses."
"Gets-I-" is sold by druggists ev
erywhere, 2e, a boltle, or sent direct
by IE. Lawrenc'e & Co., ('hicago, ill.
Sold in LaT-ens and recom1 tn('iiendd
as the world's best orn rciedy by Enu
reka Drug Co.
DOYOU
HAVE SICK
HEADACHE
Who of us does notsuf'erat times
from this awful pain? All are sub
,ect to it-a disorderecd stomach,
inactive liver, constipatiOn are
causes. But headaches are mere
warnings of something ior)" se
rious. Heed the warning, take
Dr. THACHER'S
Liver and Blood i
Syrup
and head of' the more serious ail
ments. This preparation positive
ly relieves all perils of constipa
tion and its kindred disorders, and
restores the system to its normal
condition-gently but thoroughly.
Get a bottle today. Two sizes, Oc
and $1. All dealers.
Today And A
' Generation H e
The flight of time makes us think of
the future. The baby of today reflects
what greatucq emy bc
aoiuir.eL w h e n ho
reliefI to the expectani:
"rlothi's ri l A il t:
* ience, to i m st 01'
Il: Ii I b'eie miiu ',
they streeh withiouf- i.i~a9d aI I: , ::
nbsence of dlistreS, the nyi a : -a'
biy taking nway~ the b.:.s i tv ,av .. ..
just natural conitios.
*There Ia In "'Niter',rin-' l', r.!rep
era reqire. Usedi Iby their own hma. mnd
by their own indns, the'y hear ai t onc th I
blesasedi reilet froin iiing icknes; r dui
lng fronm unduo st retcin ig. Thley' e'erne
diily enhns and nightly rest. 1;: si.D
"Aiothier's Friend." (Get a bttle but of
.iy dIrugglist. Then write b'radIieh'!l l * alit'
Co., 410 Lamar aidg., At thnta, (Ga., ni > n
of the most entertainIng andi' vahit:lihh, h' '
booka ever ereaentedl. It .i worth ~u
fur.
MO NUMENS
TOMBSTO N E S
We4 u hndle thle be~st ma
te'rials on1114 thimarket t andl atre
mwa 1513S ghutl to make #juo~ta
ble4 andu nijte lin14.
Fuill line of uiniertak ling
('tt Ilowe rs onl short not ice.
D. E. TRIBBLE
Clinton, S. C.
To the Piublic.
"I have beent using Chanmberlain's
Tablets for' Indigestion for the pasot six
mnonthst, and1( it aitlfords me14 iplEasurei to
say I have ntever used4 at remiedy I latt
did 1me (1o muich good."-.ur ms. C. hN.
Rliley, Illio, N. Y. CUahamerla In's
Tabletsanre onhinnnbl' evneyvwhen
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* NEGRO TALES. *
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l)on't you recollect the time us chil
dren wouldi slip out to Uncle Dick and
.\unt Rachel's cabin to listen to their
wonderf'ul tales about haunts and jack
o' lanterns. And when they got
through we were so scared that the
old negroes had to guard us to the big
lolse. l)ick would relate about hunt
ing 'owssutus at night down on the
Watulii and a Jack coming out of the
.nva)nI and- taking after him and run
niag hiii through the brfar patches
wwa'e : e .:ot his legs all scratched up
with the thorns and briars and it fol
!\ ti ir pl!nih to his cabin door. I
N( : "II ( !:ldren it. took a swift nag
tol-r in1 andl get away from one of
;;n a t( ks. A not her linte, one of them
ai'd hini off adtl he had to take to
b1 w.triI. "whe he got alll covered
' I. ,i r1id, and next (lay he was
so tired tha he was not able to work.
Iinstnci Wood, when lie rn a the shoals
niill. wa fond of lshing for suckers
and w(1ould ottent lish at night. lie had
a tin lintern pierforated with holes all
ar ot(1a it. and a candle was placed in
sid(' of it., which wotld throw out a
Ity sptangled light All around the lan
rn. lie would tie Ithis 1,antern1 to a
fishing pole and place It over the wa
ter, neaI his pules so he could see
wi' lo .lerk. dai Strowder one
niigh!t aftelr sulppei', ('111e dtown the
iverito Visit the store to trade. On a
iIdhh'n turn of the path, lie saw Wood's
lant rin ilancing over the palter. One
look wvas enough, he turned for honte
and let out w\ith full spend for his
iLm .m. lie hollered for his wife to
o'pen tIh' door quick and let him in. A.s
the jack o' lantern was11: right after himn.
Tim last titne I saw old Sam he had
("0il' in i'iini Ilorida , dressed ip in a
broadcloth suit, with al ch1irn becave"r
hat onI hIs lwad and a bible Under his
a11- -wt ligi Io be a1 preac'he'.
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Tibe of Ieslectt io the .lMemnory*
of 11illiami 1'1inckne, Sintith.
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(hi IIII\i i lte iii(r uin l ila pril ;itd, 19ti,
uhIb puirsuig 1te dulties of his o
bl( profe(ssion, our Gtrandi Chaplain, Ut.
\V'. ii ro . Rev \\'illiun l'in lcney tiliteh
1,1i(tlY reliinuished hli: hold upon the
u\nsIi Iing tools of life and fell asleep.
to awak. in the lileslial odge above.
TI biht 1 .\ngelt broug!1ht tle ( -read
, nn ioni to him staldenly and with
I ut wa 1rni nI but found iin1 ready'.
"tai(;::ced i.; fhl scrvant w\homl his
Lord. uhn1 lie (oineth, shall 1ind so
\on "..o * nrolaintu1 or eulogy which
w\( ini-hu promnoune canl "dd to the
\iu- u ich his sililnt life i1(ad ex
a:' .I c hlmatr hall won.
;Ili. itei' was ge linthl, an 1l the ele
a () ndiixd in him l that .Na t'e igh
\ti siyi to all the world, "t leh e wa s
at rnan.'"~
.\lun , y iet i we el tal ti' ocsion'
:,boii 11d 13 n tiihe al etl Ito pas ('ithout)
r leordiitin sin r ts i'ni l o fnhe lre
the brtr n Ihld hini slwefori'bsli
Witesiiolied,I'byt the 1ititiv o W)p t
Gandi .ist er and lt t hr es ote
Te snh .\iasonic Ii ('ril of Souh iro
ih itrsi, That in01the orathese our wli
Sollh Caroi'il hasl t slied a0grea
alntd (irreiial Lodgss; .~IA F.M
iiitif' ad orrow twe alo exprlles o
hutO lbleS t'hin iintoith ol. fIi
Thyid, Th191 tedr6ur.ncr
syruilpathy1 lad heiai'tfeltnoec toayO'01
tet tohr atof h)is bnreaoveifornicy
nda iad ine en toibeit'shl cinetrish
ili'o'it Pinckn(y aSith, the l beid goed
iiaeitn in ot h'Caroli ailsie
Fi oth, Tht ioi'es wil thbe renu
tilens1 he fowarded.t i oe ns
hI'rtei'estled~l aoreot thmupn 2i00
flintns, IndI tatte anbnt Jurnihedgo
Sthe bres, 01fortckI cmlini.)0( n
S. M & F. I. TKI~Sn&aCn,
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* JONES NEWS. *
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Jones, June 12.-Rev. J. B. Connelly
of Princeton filled his appointment last
night and gave us an-excellent sermon.
Mrs. Stone of TrinityaRidge is visit
ing her daughter, Mrs. Frank Morrison
Jr.
lion. J. R. Blake and H. L. Rasoy
were very busy last week in Laurens
writing insurance in the Farmers Mu
tual.
Mr. Chris Owings of Laurens was the
recent guests of Mr. Wilmot Smith.
.\r. and Mrs. Jeter Odeli,'who re
cently lost by fire, requested me to re
turn their sincere thanks to those who
kindly contributed to their relief.
Alaster Boyce Shirley recently fell
off a mule and fractured his arm.
On returning from Laurens recently
we passed though the prosperous coin
munities of Trinity-Ridge, IHickory
'Tavern, Tumbling Shoals ajid Prince
ton.
As has been so often emphasized by
Lever and other distinguished speak
ers the hope of our county depends
large upon the (evelopenent of the
rural sections. Every true statesman
will heartily indorso measures looking
to the promotion of the welfare and
happiness of the agricultural classes.
We recently visited Mr. .1. B. Me
Combs. In common with all of his
friends we hope he may soon be re
stored to health.
.\rs. M\ary Smith of Laurens is the
guest of her son ar. Wilnlot Smilh at
Ware Shoals.
Mr. Frank .Jones has a line (log for
sale.
HIon. .1. F. Morrison attended the re
cent meeting of the executive comImlit
tee in Greenwood.
flr. 1'. J. Beacham has ' line crop
of corn.
The friends of Airs. .1. It. MeNinch
will be pleased to learn that she is re
(overiu'g from a recent severe h iern.
.lessrs G. It. Riley and T. .1. lalcham
at tended l)ue W'est commlencement.
.essrs S. C. larvey, T. .1. Bolton,
Henry 'i'lliman and .100 larksdale of
(;e('enwood, .Judge Frank Alc;owan
and lion. iomer ilaclkwell of Laurens
and 11 r. Calhoun of Ninety Six were re
evently in our midst.
Alembers of lrewerton Lodge A. F.
ML. are retiuested to attend the next
co u1111111elion on 1th Saturday at 2
p. m1., as business of importance is to
be transacted.
'e are il(lebild to the following
friends for recent. kid favors: Odell
.eNini, Pet Moore, Willie Cooper,
.lessee Stansell, Willie Norrell, (leo.
Davis, .foe Long, W\'m. Aiken, IEd Car
ter, Newton lIogers, .leter Odell, La11
rens Il 111win, Young ((ndfrey and .1.
It. .\lNinch.
Hbost qinality Sewing .\achine Bands
S. \i. & F. 11. V LK10S & CO.
A Card.
To the Voters of Laurens:
I use thlis means11 to ilatce blefore the
voters of bau11renls ('oun lty, ini a brlief
way, lmy platforml as a (andid(ate for
ilhe Ilouse of I ep resent at ives. I will
dliscuss e'ach lmate m11 Iore fuly on'01 the
Campal l~ignI.
Wh~at I consider tile par~a molunt isstle
for candhdateos to the legislature is Ithat
of taxatloln. 1 he1lleve ever'y one will
agreie wit me111, thiat taxiapers should1111(
"et a doll aris wvort h for ceery dotllar
(If thir money003 splent , andl it is my3 11 pu
l'ose ill tile camlpaign to try to show
hat they3 hlave not b~ee'n get ting this.
I will try to show y'ou why y'ourl state
levy hlas advanced from 0 1 -4 to 7
mills1, and~ that you hlave received no0
benlltt fr'om tis increase. I am1 in
fav~or' of the ablolitionl of a lot of useless
commllissions and hoards thaIt have re
('('ltl1y ben creaited. I am against tile
gam11 law as it stands at present.I
ami against tile fish laws as they now~
stand1(. 1 aml in favor of tile abollilion
of the0 insurance anlti-comilact law, hlet
telr known as tile ILney-Odomll Insuir
anceO Lawv. I am1 inl favor of good r'oad~s.
I am1 in favor (of good Achlool. I all in
favor of tihe enlforCemlent. (If the lawv,
I am in favor of good schoo01s. 1 am1 ill
(of tile ablolition11 of all useless special
lws and( or all good special laws whlere
gener2al laws are aplplicable anid lastly,
I am in favor' and( will endeavor if
e'lected, to replresenlt al tile pleople.
W. Ri. Rlichey, JIr.
Adv'.
Ite sure' to 5ee 0our dIisphlay oIf Iteedl
apd Vibr'e ChlalIrs. They are thle very
nlewest things15, and rea~sonlably pr'iced.
S. M. & E. II. WILK ES & Co.
11Th T14 lEAVE A (COLDJ IAN(U ON.
D~on't let yourI 01( old ang on, rack
y'our systeml and( become11 chronice
whenl Dr )l*hell'a Pine(-Tiar-1ltoncy wvill
1.011p ycu. It 11ea1s tile inflamm~lationl,
Soothe~s the coughl and( loosens tile
phle0gm. You breatheo easier at onice.
Dr1. Bell's inie-Tar'-H-oney Is a laxa
tive Tar Syrup, tihe p)1ne tarl balsam5
heals tile ra1w spots, loosens the 1mu1
cous andl prevents irr'itatlonl of tile
bronchial tubles. Just get a blottle of
DrI. Bell's Pine-Tar-I~oney today, lia
guaranteed to 11011 you. At druggists.
Another' shipmnent ' of Alaska ice
Cream1 Free'zers juls( in.
S. M. & E. HUx WJILKES & CO.
How America's largest cigarette manufac
turer accomplished "the Impossible" by
producing a MILD cigarette that SATISFIES.
It is the CHESTERFIELD Cigarette :v :
ALMOST anybody can make a cup Tl1b mild, yet satisfying Chesterfiel
of coffee. But there are said to lend is not the result or happy chance.
be not over a half -dozen restau- It is one of the results of our many years
rants in the United States where they of cigarette experience - of the heavy
know how to make it right. volume of our purclus('s of cigarette to
bacco-- of the p~restige sod1( advantage
Similarly, almost anyone can make a these enormous purchases give us in se
cigarette. Just roll up some tobacco in :t cring the coicest kit from the tobacco
piece of pure paper-and there you tire. fields of the wvorld.
There arc, perhaps, ovmr 800 srandsa n Chesterf ield nt.
of cigarettcs sold in this country toofay.
Iut not one of them does what u ahester
fieldls do-- for Chesterfields arc MILD; A New Thing
and yet they SATISFY. For a Cigarette to Do
Some cigarettes may fe mild, hut tlfie
dlon't. satisfy. Only one cigarette dues CITEST'R ID do the one thing
BOTHChesterfield! vol have always ished i cigarette
would tie -they satisfy f
This truly unique cigarette has anl
of that refreshing triste - delicacy (or Smoke thenm and we believe you will
mildness) which any good cigarette must friy( that ordinary cigarettes seem by
have. Yet, without sacriicihg ete of oiparisoi alnio:L flat.
this delightful mildness, Cesterfields a reive Che;terfield a trial. We
one step further -they do more than believ~e you will be f huh toc learn
merely "cplease your taste "~~ - t the let ttI cye mte i3 oUah
andhyt they SATSFY -ec o bu
o m know you've been sming1 u. They cigarette enjoymnemt.
satisfy .
And yet they're ,nlld! Youi have becen readhing here some
'rather unusual, almost dIarn g, state
Onts -'aCt eiterdt !c. I f Cllestenfiells
A Step Forward h a ere an untried cigarette - i' we alNI
f n Cigarette -Mdeing ( ot breen (ierving their behavior in
other witieshif we (lir not KNOW that
hIae ARE, proud to be the fir that they make good with smokers, e could
thi sit afford to make these statements to
one sep futrti -this ioinortan
dvloment incigarette i;oyli(it- y"ou over our signature.
for that is exactly what the "hesterfield But these statements, strong as they
bilend is. are, can mecan little or niothiig to you
yuntil konm have actually sknoked your first
i Cigarette ngCsterfiel.
long, eanest efbort on thie ert or tIli
the largest .igare'I to iiamufnturiug c t- You will find that your own dealer
oern i the United whats. has Chesterfields waitithe CIr you.
blend is.~
tearargegt elrgare temnfatrngeo
by Cuttear ltartvveieu e urt.
.CormaCarteteD
CThesesae dPrihesh
SFik Gryon hav aSways withshe pinarte ad
syle of s mker other anad eiv makes:l
4 x3 Give2.0 Ch efel a3 tra. We3.3
Thenev you will be to~ undersanh
(Buythy nnFechyoka)u
- '~HJS year iga Trestte nomekngt. aermlaeeod
1tha ver be ore Fi ve Seie radin more nom5 e c
Fisk rances-daher andeus r alist darne asuatedfh
promtes atentno ad Sevcaee. Tf heFskteranchlds
ganizaioni they mst copeed wi e reaud inth
notaffrdwoholeethecouatetnty.
Lyuen overor garmpn
are, cranhmean Morte orthng 5 cu