The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, May 31, 1916, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
Got Rid of My Corns
"With Magic "Gets-It"
Simplest Corn Cure in the World--No
Pain, No Fuss. Now, Sure Way.
When corns make you almost "die
with your boots on," when you've soak
ed them and plcked them and sliced
them, when corn-swelling salves, and
tapes, handages, and plasters that
make corns pop-eyed have only made
your corns grow faster, Just hold your
heart a moment and figure this: Put
two drops of "Gets-It" on the corn. It
Why Have Corns At All When "Gets-It"
Iemoves Them the New.Dead.Sure Way?
dries at once. You can put your shoe
and stocking on right over it. The
corn is doomed, It makes the corn
come off clear and clean. It's the new,
easy way. Nothing to stick or press
on the corn. You can wear smaller
shoe. You'll be a Joy-walker. No
pain, on trouble. Accept no substi
tutes.
"Gets-It" Is sold by druggists ev
erywhere. 25c a bottle, or sent direct
by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago, 111.
Sold in Laurens and recommended
as the world's best coirn remedy by
Eureka Drug Co,
Old AgeandDeath
tart Liver
Your liver is the Sanitary Depart
ment of your body. When it goes
wrong your whole system becomes
poisoned and your vitality is weakened.
The best remedy is /
Dr. Thacher's Liver
and Blood Syrup
A purely vegetable conpound, laxative
and tonic in effect. It cleans out your
body, and puts energy Into your mind and
muscles. We recommend this remedy be
cause we know from many years' experi
ence that it is effective.
Keep a bottle in your home. 60c and $1
at your dealer's.
THACHER MEDICINE CO.,
CHATTANOOGA, TENN.
A Fine Aid For
Mother-to-be
We are all greatly indebted to those
who tell their experiences. And among
the ninny things which
we read about x and
are of immiate lmi
portanice to the expcec
tant mother, Is a spleni.
did external remecdy
calledl "Monthne r '
Friend." This ls apJ
plied over the muscles
of the stomach. It Is
1ts Iilueance. Mothie.
everywherd tell of its
SOOlhingr effct, how it
n a l pa 1:15In 'ihlent to)
stretch1 ig f' (ord
tiganents and muien'. Tiheay tell of rest fu
cornfort, er enr::n, l'.re.ful '.t i, an ab
r id~ of e..;w2t a:;cy, I.,tet f:-om a-n': -
k n- ?:, n moe f 1!:.. n2')rehens ioni ait;,
(ome) h'nrdeneoi. It |< a .,,*.n::d h- ':,. (et
a is;te oL(f ".ifother's Ir emi'' fr:. :. your
neare1''t druIg-ilt. A'k your 1hosba .-l to get
it fir yiu. 'I hen write toi lirarideki ite,;.
ialator Co,, -ifs I .nmar 11hig., Atln '.22,, G.
it is ited with so,'gestive buens of sreat
hielp to all wiomien interestedl hm thiegsohlect
of maite~rity. Andl hest of alli r s',T:e ie'
te fro l i j cothers tha:t atre real 1l:25y:r.tioni.
MUSTANG
For Sprains, Lameness,
Sores, Cuts, Rheumatism
Penetrates and Heal.
Stops Pain At Once
For Man and Seast
25c.50c. $l. At All D'ealers.
LINIMENT
Don't Forget 'to Renew
That Subscription
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
with LOCAL AP'PLICATIONR. ns they
cannot reach the0 sent of the disease. Ua
tarrh is a blood or constituthonal disease,
and In order to euro It you must take In
ternal remedIes. Hiall's Catarrh Cure Is
taken InterimIo.nlly anets directly uiponi
the ;1ood andl miucot s surface. Ihall's
Catarrh Cure is not a Jlunek' medicIne. It
was prescrIbed by onF of the best phy
sIelans In this cour rjt for years andl Is
a regular prescripiol It is composed of
the best to'.iles known. combinedl with the
boot blood purifiers, noting directly on the
mucous surfaces. Trho perfect ccombina
tion of the two Ingredients is what pro.
duces such wondlerful restilt. In curing
catarrh., Bend for testImonials. free.
F. .T. CHE~NE'Y & CO., Props., Toledo, 0.
Bold by D~russists. price 75c.
Take Hail's Family Pills for constinatlon.
LURING THE FISH.
Just What Kinds of Natural Bait Are
, the Most Effective.
Natural baits are those which most
anglers are accustomed to using. Such
baits include worms, frogs.-minnows,
grasshoppers, grubs, salt pork, crickets
and many kind of real ilsh food.
The most common of all baits is the
angleworm, and it is used more than
any other because it can be secured so
easily. This bait can be used for all
kinds of islh and is accepted by large
and small alike, no mntter whether
surface or bottom feeders.
The worms may be used Just as they
are taketi from the ground., 1(1 they
are generally used in that condition.
But if they are dug a week before.
washed tiad fed with a few bread
crumbs soaked in milk they become
toughened and make the best halt.
It is a common saying that the big
worm will match the big lish. There
appears to be little if anything in this,
but a worm that is Just the right size
to cover the hook when properly im.
paled without crowding is the right
size.
The grasshopper is another good balt.
especially for surface feeding fish. Per
haps no other pait will cause a lazy
old trout to rise so quickly from the
depths as will a lively grasshopper.
For black bass and other large lish
the minnow is the favorite bait. . By
"minnow" is menit a small fish, for
small fish are invariably called ittn
nows by anglers. regardless of their
species.
Small frogs make good balt for all
game fish attd may be used with i sin
gle hook by inserting through the lips,
like baiting with a minnow. The (ob
son, or helgraiite, is excellent nas alt
for many kinds of fish.
Crawfish are common as halt used
for still fishing. They are best at the
time they have shed their shell and in
this condition may be hooked through
the body, blit it other times j i"d be
hooked through the taill. lass a fond
of crawlish. A bait that is <iule a fn.
vorite for bass is a strip of flt salt
pork cut in th shape of the letter V,
with I lie honk t lirouigh the smill end.
New York Aierk-a.
FLIGHT OF ARETHUSA.
Mythological Origin of a Favorito
British Warship Name.
-'rti the (ays 'f brake "Arethusa"
has always ient the favorite name of
a swift, light ciiiser in the I rlltish
niavy. A corve-t in.1a'e1 .\rethisa took
part in the batte of Cape St. \'incent
ti Fleb. i.,I 179T. whlen Nelsi t hen tin.
iler .Jervis. tlefea t ' he SIp nisii ith-ct,
1ind4 this Arethlisa was hiencfiortIi with
tile great adiniral down his Il last h:t
tie tit 'Trafili t eight years inier.
As A rel huisas ha e sni eeeded one nn1i
other i in li ritish navy. legends have
gilthered around the na111me) 11111 1 the
shly so hauned hals steelned to1 symblolize
(h iniythologleal urigii of tithe ternt.
'T'h'r'e is in I'eloptoitiestis a river enll
ed .t\lren. In aneieiit tlimes, it is said,
it was presided over by a river god
named Alpheus. Alpheus fell in love
with the river nytnph. Arethusa, and
pursied her through the water. D)iana,
hearing her cries of dis (ress, opened a
passage for Ihe streain so tlhat it (lowed
under lie sea to Sicily, where, near
Syrnse, Arethusai disappearedl in the
spray of it ieautiftul fontitin.
The river. unalitit ed by the sell, still
flows in1lergrould to tl' fotnin.
atid AIlheus is silli sathl to be senirehi
in- for thle iiniruih ut never Ihlts her.
Ti s is why hier navaIli ainesaikes hav e
i- ltdedi the teniny thlrotighl111 ihe een
liurhes it iil havie ben helieve'd lby lie
siupe(rstltitius to lbe iniviuinera le.-New
Yorik Tiines.
Odor of Sanctity.
'he sext1on1 of a subrbian church has
mianyi stuwies to tell of the connnen~its
atIe by vIsitoirs.
Oni thle occasIon of a festival, wh~en
the church wits beoutifully decorated
withl ever'greeins andlt flowers, ani 01ld
lady wialkeud up thle isle to lie cliiineel
iand stood snlllng the air after every
(on1 had left thle church.
"Doin't it smell solemni " she an id at
last to the sextoin, as she tuned away
with evident reluctance.
"I don't know as I ever realized Just
whiit the 'odor of sanctity' meant be
roro today."-Chicago IHerald.
Cigars a Century Ago.
The war of 1814 brouight the cigar to
Paris with the IEnglish. Shortly after
Waterloo, says the Springfield Reptub
lican, Roger do Beauvoir declared:
"The cigar is the last word of dandy
linm, the final detail by which the fin
ished gentlemen of our time may be
identified. It is at the same time tihe
supreme elegance andi the supreme ini
solenco of our generation. 0110 cannot
too highly recommend to wvould be
lions to use it and oven to abuse it."
Domestlo Dilemma.
"Charley, dear," said young Mirs.
Torkins, "would you enlist if your
country called you?"
"I don't know what to say. If I an
swer 'No,' you'll say I don't love my
country, and if I answer 'Yes' you'll
say I don't like to stay at home."
WVashhiigton Star.
Doing His Best.
Small Boy (at depot)-Want your
stilt case carriedi, mister? Traveler
Why, my boy, you are too little to
cari'y a heavy suit case. Small Boy
I know i4, sir, but I thought perhaps
yeol wouild gIve me a nickel for ot'erinig
to carry it.-Chicago News.
PatIence. y
I1cr Miother-You must be patient
with him. The Brido-Oh, I am. I
know it will take time for him to see
that he can't have bim own way.
PERILS OF GASOLINE.
When Air Mixes With the Vapor, Then
Look Out For Trouble.
Fatalities on account of gasoline (ires
are on the increase, which leads the
Journal of the Amerlean Medical As
sociation to remark that, "it harimony
with experl)iieces respecting human
ways and hiumian IndilTerence, tle in
creasing use of gasoline and other
ltiuld fuels which aro dangerous be
cause of their ready inI fii Inn bility
will probatbly increase the nutnher" of
accidents which cause loss of life as
well as great damage to property. Mls
'elhtneous hliatrds in the use of the
inltiiammable prod uets exist which lead
to lenknge of these volatile substances
and their Ignition by spontaneous and
unttsuspeced methods. as well as those
due to obvious Carelessness.
"A feature, however, which is not
readily comprehended and which is a
serious source of danger is the finet
that gasoline or gasoline vapor burns.
but a mixture of the valior and air Is
highly explosive." The bureau of
mines in a technIcal paper by G. A.
lurrell illustrates the situalltion in these
words:
"If one takes the cover off a full pail
of tightly inclosed gasoline and ap
plieslt a match to the surface tle gaso
line will flare uip and burn as long as
the gasoline lasts. On the other hand,
if one puts a few drops of gasoline in
a small tightly inclosed pail, waits a
few minutes and then introduces a
flame or an electri spark a violent ex
plosion will most likely result. In
the first place, the vapor burns as fast
as it comes from the gasoline and
mixes with the oxygen of the air; in
the second, the oil vaporizes in time pall
and mixes uniformly with (lie air lin It
to form an explosive mixture, aiid on
ignillon exploles.
"Consequently, when one hears of a
disastrous gasoline explosion one may
be sure tht it resulted from the mix
Ing of the vator from the gasoline
witi air in the propiortions necessary
to forma an explosive mixture.
"The behavior of ilitimiuiiting gas,
whIch burns quietly when liberated
ilone. blut explodes when a miixture
with air is heated, is gulie iialoguils.
The public has heen slow to iipire
Cliie these distInctionts, :and biiee they
deserve empthasis.
"At ordinary teil)eratu ires filtr will
hol frooim . to 24 tier cent of gesoltie
'alior. As gamsolie vapor is aliit
ihree illnes ais heivy as ai'. II a room
containing. a mnixture of the valor with
filr- the vapor is 'omut I inl largest pro
1 4orion nen'r the lofr. Aodingii to
the governtment expecrts Itere Is ncevil
cd 11f anl n:1all p ropotion4> of gasoa
line. va r Ilo reinder air ~xp)losive-- 1.
ctile feeit of Ilie v:iii' t t)7.5 'ublc
fcet of air. One1 ga:lii of' gasiolin ent
iuer ideal contitions rentler 2.110
euble fret 11f :,ir exp losive.
".\ th1ingelou1s feaiture of g'asoline v"a
1or Is that it tuny travel 11 conisiderable
disitne i'roini the gasoline iul there
lie ignitetl. the tlash traivell'g back to
(lt' container of the lhinid 11iiil 4':lusing
a roaring lire in a tfeiv secois."
Satire and Sarcasm.
In "A %lode'rn Colulubus." by it. (.
Knowles, is thiis honmot:
"At a table inl the I.tnibs litli. New
York, one t'vei ng satire 111nd sar'asm
Incine ihe subjects if s'ie'e criticism
anion:i the usserinbled wisencres, and
fihe, discuissiont entailedl some henteld r'e
tiarks, when the late CharIlie llovy.
leaiti' lt ovr,'uietly i l'hi and unoititl
('tonslilulierablhiiiklin~, (in thei imr t of1
'Satlli'.' lhe saidi. 'Is lik' te pick 'it a
ineedle, but zsaricasmi l.a a bilow tromi te
list.' Gleorige Alaioi. iziy host oni thit
Wisdom and Silence.
An ne'tlin~itini of'i ii t lie In ii .tish 1W.l
lings was onei( day talkinig withI hun
a bout (lie r''emrka llt lncr'ease of' Itl
tations anid subhsItlt's for or'iinal air
ti'les, as oleomnargartIne fort butterci. eel
lulol ('or ivor'y, attl s0 forth I ''Andi."
saidlihe, ''matty oft the sitblstIitutets go
ahteatd of thle tea l ting. I guess in lime
ther'e will lie a sublst itute for' every
thling-though I don't knowv about wis
"No,'" repiled (lie humorist: "'tp to
the piresenit tIme, at least. (here is no
really goodi subsltitulte for wisidom. lBut
silence is the best thatt has been dis
cov'ered."
Finding Specifio Gravity.
The specific gravIty of oil may be
ascer'talned by takIng a glass v'essel
and weighIng it: then weight into it
an ouncec of water anti mark thie poinit
where (the wnter r'enehes; thetn till to
this marik withI oil and w'eigh it. E'x
press the weight of the oil as a dcl
mnal pmart of an otince, wienic wi'illibe
the sp~ecifle gravity of the oIl. That ot
grease may be obtainted in (tho same
manner, p~ouing te meited gr'ense inito
the vessel.
Treadmills.
W"iater mills wvere usetd in the time of
Juiits. Caesar. In itomian (tines slav~es
were c'ondtemnted to the corn't mills,
wllhl were prop~lelledt by trenids. A fter-.
wairtd cattle wero used. it thie third
and fourthm centuries ther'e wer'e as
mnany ats 300 ('at tle mills in Iloam.
Got Excited.
"Was her fat her vilolent when you
asked him for her hand?7"
"W~as lie? Great gunis! I thought
he'd shaike umy hiand off." -- Tiown
Topics.
WVork is thie inevitable condtion of
human life, the true source of human
wel fare.---Tolstoy
Choice
White
Footw ear! shwn.
WE'RE showing the Sea
son's Best in White
Footwear. /
. This will be a Season
ofWieShoes and we've >
g some Beauties. - -L.
Our illustration shows
+ one of our White Pumps!
White Reignskin, White Louis XIV Heel
W+ A Slipper of Great Beauty
There is but little satisfaction in quoting Prices on
our Choice Footwear, unless we can hand you the
Shoe at the same time, and show you what excellent
values our Prices stand for! - - - -
Clardy &Wilson
Satisfaction First--.Profit
VV
Afterwardc
Laurens, - - S. C
U
Announcement
TO THE BUYING PUBLIC:
lhe "ol1( d reiale' 'Ha8y(s' 50 d 10(11 store"'
will gainflin its baniner' to the breeze af
er June 3d and( former(' cuistomlers and new
parnswllb gvnthe o~pportunity to
Thle very best~ goods to begotn ndsl
W ill open~ for' buisiness on. June 3d1 in1 build
inig next (door to the old1 Post Ofiice---South
Side of the Public Squiare---Don't forget
EXTRAORDiNARY BARGAINS
souda, 1w( jnmiis for .... .... .... .... .... .... .......25
soap, Toilet 2 for) -.-....---- ..................... ... .......05
Soapj, Toilet 3 for .... .... .... .... .... .... .......10
Souap, Toilet ......-.... .... .... .... .... .......05 /
I ins. per~ pape --- --.... .... .... .... .....................01
Needlehs, per~ pape II.... --.... .... .... .... ................01
Saftety I'in..2 eards(1for .... .... .... .... .... .... .05
Saftety~I Pins.~' peri ard .... .... .... .... .... .... ....05
(Good I10-jimrtI Ilaring Alilk Pail, sp~ecial .... .... ....10
1 2- quart W\ood Fibre Wa ter' liue'ket 39e vahl ue, special . . .25
*ln' (as anlid Boy's1 Caps...... .... .... .... .10 and .25
I 1(die' Silk 1Hose'. 25e valiue, spec(iail per pa ir...... .... .10
Alent's Silk II lf It.11ose. 25* valuie, sp~e(lal per aIir P......10
spec'ial values ini oy '.s Wash Suits, 50e kindu for..... .25
lHig values ini Iadies' sport I bits and liat Shapes.
Donjj't fail to see oiur' linei of llower's Ifor'..... .... .... .10
)jur ( andies are sweet aind fre'sh. guarateed under' pure
toodl at. Trys tl~ he at, pe pound ... .. .... .10
plla . t ou ti o t lease."
Hay e's 5c. and l0c. Store
South Side Pub lie Squa re-Next D~oor to old Post Office Bluilding--Lauiren, S C.