The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, May 17, 1916, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
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. When the Chautauqua program was
placed in my hands the little lad who
likes to ask questions said "If you
- could go only one time Mamma, which
one on that program would you hear?"
Carefully the list of attractions was
looked over and the answer was "I'd
bear Ng Poon Chew, the Chinaman,
lecture." Turning a handspring down
the walk he laughingly asked, "What
,you want to hear a Chince for?" So
when Monday afternoon came I called
the lad, told him to catch out and hitch
up and he might go with me to hear
lDr, Chew. Just before we reached
Laurens a bright idea struck him and
he said, "I tell you what-give me 10
cents and I'll go in the moving picture
show for 5 cents and get me a nickel's
worth of candy." ' "No, my b'oy,"' was
the reply, "You will go in no picture
show this afternoon. If you hear that
lecture you'll learn a whole lot more
and something that you will never for
get." He insisted otherwise, but I'll
add here that no one in that large au
dience enjoyed that lecture more, nor
will remember it better, than that
same farmer lad. It was on Monday
afternoon and we arrived early for the
children to hear Miss Dunning, the
child entertainer. I might state here
that in this respect I was like the
chautauqua, I carried a new crew'ev
ery day! -
Wpen the hour came for the lecture
there was a splendid audience to greet
the man from the Far East. He was
introduced by Dr. garbee as "a states
man, a diplomat, the owner of the first
'Chinese newspaper published in Amer
ica and a high-toned Christian gentle
man." As he stepped out into view he
was greeted witl applause. Many of
my readers may be like a dear old
aunt with whom I tried to share what
I saw and heard at the chautauqua.
And her first question about Dr. Chew
was "Honey, how did he look and how
was he dressed?' '
He was a low stocky built man with
all the physical appearance of the
people of the Orient, small hands and
feet, and of apparently 50 odd years
of age. !lair close cut like Americans
and of course. was dressed like an
American. lie was smart, he was wit
ty (I think it is said of him that he is
a Chinese Mark Twain), and lie knew
how to (latter, for he began his speech
thus: "It always gives me great pleas
ure to address an audience of Ameri
caps. I have in the last 13 years ad
dressed assemilies of various naUon
alities. I have addressed assemblies
of Koreans, I have spoken to audienc
es of Japanese, to Chinese, to English
and to Americans and of all these give
me the American audience. You are
so bright, you are so responsive-so
Symlfathe ic andt'-here the sitepped
his little self back and waved his lit
tle hands in an engaging gesture and
while bowing ho gave us the last ad
jective sugar coated "and you are so
handsome!" (Loud hand clapping, led
by .\aj. Watts with tihe little boy a
close second).
lie bogged that we would be lenient
in 01ur language, lie realized that he
cold not sipeak English like a native,
lie toldl of in~cidents of Is learnIng
our langulage anld for oneC year' lie
sp~oke only in words of one syllabie.
After tis intrioduiction he0 began thle
body of is speech.
"I Come from a race that wvas old1 in
civilization when Abrlaam starltedl
aIcross thle plains of Chaldea at the
behlest of is God. A race that had a
civilizatloll befor'e the foundation wais
. laid on tile Seven l111ls foi' tile Eternal
City. A r'ace thlat was old before the
first brick was Iaidl on tile Pyramids
one of the world's seven wondoers."
W~as it not Napoleon who said to his
soldiers as thecy stood in thle shadow
of the Pyramids "Centuries look down
upon you! So therefore whlen Chinese
refer to historic things it is not some
thing thlat happened in the last half
hiour' suchl as tile discovpry of America
or tile landing of the Pilgi'ims. He
gave us su~ch a neat little thrnust right
along this line of thought And I laugh
every time I think of it. "I wish you
all," he said "would remember tIs
we did not always wear the queul."
(thlat long plait on the toil of a Chince
head we remeomber' so well in 'Correll's
Geography) "but by an edict in 1647
the queu was forced upon01 us as a
badge of slaver'y to the Manchu throne.
The queu then dates from 1647. In oth
er iyprds wp wove boginning to let our
hair grow whlen you were cuttIng
youirs off I" Wasn't that a polite way
to tell us 'Ah ha! you had better not
go back too far else you will meet
your ancestor the cave man, with is
long hlair and dress of skins! lie con
Qidered the Revolution inl China when
the form of government was changed
from a monarchlal to a Republican
forml of government as one of tile
most important events in the history
-of tile world. Thlis change was ac
comished with loss of blood less
than that spilled at the battle of
Gettysburg.' He said he knew tpe peo
pIe' of the U. S. were disannointed in
* LISBON NEWS.
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Lisbon, May .12.--We are very dry
down this side and the farm work has
come to a standstill, some cotton up in
places, add what little that is up, is
dying. We hope that we will soon get
rain that we may soon got a stand of
cotton. Corn looks very sorry and
some of it is dying for th need of rain.
Wheat and oats are most a failure In
places.
Messrs W. R. Richey, Jr., C. H. Babb,
and Ford Franks of Laurens visited
their friend, J. T. A. Ballow today.
Mrs. Mollie Teague and Miss Corrie
Langsto4 of Madden spent today with
Mrs. Ballow.
Mr. and Mrs. Hicks Martin, of .near
Laurens spent last Sunday with Mr.
and Mrs. Norwood Martin.
Mr. J. P. Cannon spent last Tuesday
in Laurens and met with the Masonic
order, and reports a grand time.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Landford's lit
tle child has been very sick but we are
glad to say the little fellow is some
better. Mr. J. H. Bartles, the treas
urer of Union county, passed through
our community last Sunday on his way
back. home.
Mrs. H. B. Humbert and children of
Laurens, spent Wednesday with her
mother, Mrs. A. J. Smith.
Mr. Holmes, Miss Sara and James
Ho: nes attended the chautauqua last
week and this is what they had to say:
"Never saw anything to eqaul it-and
we are glad to know that we are to
have the pleasure of seeing it again
next year."
Miss McLure's school closed today.
She has been elected to teach in the
high school at Mountville and we hear
that Miss Alma Gossett will teach the
Lisbon school. Miss Gossett has been
our teacher two years before and we
are on~ly too glad to know that she is
to be our teacher again.
We were glad to see that L. C. Whar
ton was elected mayor of Union over
his two opponetns 202 votes. Lucius
Wharton's father died when he was
a small boy, and his grandfather, Wil
11am N. Wharton, ralsed him, and we
want to say right here, that, there was
never a better boy than Lucius. We
were in Union on Saturday and Sun
day before the election on Tuesday and
you could hear the boys say who
would be their next mayor.
As we have no fruit this year. we
will have 4o depend upon blackberries
and watermelons.
We hope to see rain before we see
this in print, if it don't fall in the
waste basket.
The candidates, still they come.
We want every lady in the county
to come to our store Thursday. May
18th, -1 t6 6 P. M. and let us show you
the adyantage of the "Quick Meal" Oil
Stove.
S. :X. & E. T. W: Co.
slow progress made. le asked us
that we be lenienttwith the Republican
party in China. All reforms go slow.
lie explained the difference of con
struictjve 'work--that was our itask
when ou r Rlepublic was founded, build
wisely and well on new foundations
and new conditions and yet it was 60u
years before we were on a stable basis
willn only new materials to work with.
I low much 'more ditlicult reconst rue
lion! We or the South could appnre
cdate that point. it is far easier to
construct than to reconstruct, with
the old Ideas swept away.
The one great purpose of China now
is "preparedness"-to have an army
that will pla1ce China in the rank of
great nations. Four hundred and one
Ijalf million population ! Is it any
dream to say that if China (lid have
an etlicient army she would dlominate
the Far IEast, whereas this fact is now
true. She has been the foot-ball of
the European nations. "Might is
right" is the lesson that has been
learned at such bitter cost by heathen
China . from Christian nations. The
irony of it! "The trouble with China,"
he laughingly said, "was they had al
ways had too many lBryans and too
few Toddies",
China had never had a standing
army. She has had a tlms a running
one! The Chinese gave the wor'ld the
greatest of all war' inmpleinmns, 'gun
powder and yet the only use 'Chinese
ever put it to was to manufacture
of giant firechackers to make a big
noise to scare the devil, away. Forty
five centuries old and never- had an
army. As I sat there and listened to
that speaker I thought of all-the em-'
piros that have risen to incredible
power by the force of arins-Where is
thme glory that was Greece and the
grandeur that was Rome? Ihave the
Chinese not fulfilled the scriptural in
junction "If thine enemy smite thee on
one cheek turn the other"? And if they
too, do not get oni a ramrlage and be
gin to talk about hurling "one hun
dred million men in the field" if they
will go orl the even tenor of their
way, perhaps in the end "the meek
shall inherit the earth" will be the
Chinesel /
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