The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, May 10, 1916, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
CORNS COME OFF
LIKE BANANA PEEL
Wonderful, 8tuplo "GetE4It" Never
Fails to Remove Any Corn Easily.
"Wouldn't It Jar you? Here I've
been going along for years with one
desperate corn after another,' trying
to get' rid of them with salves that
nI ,,~tattat I'.O Serro "Qnts-Tt" for Those
- Id, S vo i our Life and Your Toest
(at off the toes, tapes that stick to
the stockings, bandages and plasters
that make a package of the toes, try
ing blood-bringing razors and scis
sors. Then I tried 'Gets-It' Just once
and you ought to lIave seen that corn
come off-Just like a banana pool." It's
simple, wonderful. It's the new way,
painless, applied in two 6conds, nev
er hurts healthy flesh or irritates.
Nothing to press nlo corn. Never
fails, Quit the old ys for once any
way and try "U --t" tonight. For
corns, calluses, tarts, and bunions.
"Gets-it" is sold everywhere, 25c a
bottle, or sent direct by E. Lawrence
& Co., Chicago, Ill. Sold in Laurens
and recommended as world's best corn
remedy by Eureka Drug Co.
MAXWELL
H OUSE
-COFFEE
\aPerfect
A e
A Little Blossom
To Delight the Home
When it Is known that in the near
nfuture the home is to be blessed with a
new arrival the first
thought sh o u I d b o
"Mother's Friend."
This is an external
remedy gently applied
over the sto ach mus.
cles. It npes them
firm and 1lant, they
expand naturally with
out unu do strain. It
re of from the
ner'e those intlu
ences whlech are re
sponsible for much of
t.he pain incident to the
period of expcctanicy. it is for this reason
that much of the dV'etress such as morning
Alckness is avoided. .\II prospective fathers
should see to it that the expectant mother
is provided with a bottle of "Mother's
inlienci."
'fThe directions nre simple. oet it at all)
('rug store. It is applied by the exl'etn'
Miother herself, it penetrates d"epliy anid n'
fards qiick and splendid rc'!ef in a moi
gratifying inanner and reflects a phtysei.
betterment to the nervous dististoit of ti
haby. Don't fail to get a bottle of "iotler'
I'rienn-' today and then write [Ur:d:lclt lie,
lator Co., 4to Lamar l i.. A .. t . (_.
for a prtty) lit to issek btriful of inftorma,
ilm ftr expectanit mouthers. It Ia edel
IFor Sprains, Lameness,
Sores, Cuts, Rheumatism
IPenetrates and Heals.
Stops Pain At Once
For Man and Beast
.25c. 50c. $1. At All Dealers.
LINIMENT
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, na they,
cannot rench thle se'nt of thie disease. Ca
tarrh Ia a bloodh or con'etltugtional diseaso,
andl~ in ord~er toee 'It yue mu st take In
ternal remintils. Itnol's Catarrhe Cure is
taken iternially, aned acts uitrectly upon
tho 'alood andiu mucous seeyface 1Inlt's
Catnrrh Cure ts not a queary' medt'cine. It
was prescribed bcy one aof the best phty
siclans in this country for years and is
a regular prescripttonc. It Is compiiosedL of
the best, tonies knowun, comebinod with the
best blood purIfiers, anttlng directly on the
nmcous surfaces. Tie perfect comnbina
tion of the two ingredIents Is what pro.
duces such wonderful resulhts In curing
catarrht. Sand for testimonials, free.
F. J. CIII'W & Co.. Props., Toledo, 0.
Sold bey Irin ta5e. pric' 75..
Takeo Halls tFamny Pilts for constipntIon.
R U BMY-TISM
Will cure Rheumatism, Neu
raldia, H-eadaches, Cramps, Colic
Sprains, Bruises, Cuta. Burns,/Old
Sores, Tfetter, Rin g-Worm~ Ec
zema, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne,
used internally or externally. 25c
Dr. T. L. Timmerman
DENTIST
Laur'ens, South CaroIlga
Ollice in Peoples Bank Building.
A. 0. hART
LAWYER
Itoomis 205-207 Masonic Temple
Postoffice Box 685
Oreenville. S. C.
Pr'omnt attention given all business.
Practice In all OUTI.P
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* "Aunt Kate" at the Chautauqua, *
* * s* *.... e * 4 j ea 0
Dear Advertiser Realers:
The great pleasure of attending the
Laurens Chautauqua was vouchsafed
me and was enjoyed to the fullest.
Laurens has never had before the op
portunity of seeing and searing a week
of suclj high class entertainment just
closed. The onlyeregret I had was I
could not go every time. The lectures
in the imorning were educational--per
haps literary- would be a better word
and I missed all those! Rest assured
of this fact if not providentially hin
dered, I'll hear it all next year! When
I went in the tent Saturday afternoon
the schedule for the afternoon was the
stories for children by Miss Dunning
and a concert by Weatherwax Broth
ers. As I sat there resting in body
and mind and heard the well modulat
ed voice of the entertainer as she be
gan the story so dear to the heart of
a child "Once upon a time"-my mind
could not help but contrast the child
hood of the present generation and
that of the one to which I belong. On
ly once that I remember were we chil
dren ever especially entertained and
that was In the long long ago, at old
Lisbon church at a Grange picnic. (it
was long before the Farmers Alliance
which organization took the place of
the Grange). Here in this tent the
children had a speical entertainer, a
piano to make sweet music, to which
childish feet could keep time. Our
setting was the woods around the
church and a clean, well swept spot
of ground. Our leaders were Joe
Holmes and Mary Anderson and the
"folk dance" we learned was
"I put my right foot in
I take my right foot out
I give ily right foot. a shake, shake,
shake
And turn my body about!"
And that was a red letter (lay in my
childhood! low childish voices rahg
out on the air that summer day-with
what enthusiasm we went through our
part led by such enthusiastic leaders.
That evening as we drove home in the
cool, our father and mother talked ov
er the events of the day while we
chaps rummaged In the pienic basket.
I had just succeeded in getting a piece
of custard and a slice of sponge cake
(why don't somebody make sponge
cake now?) from under my little sis
ters' vigorous pushing away when ily
young ears caught a phrase from Pa
"Yes", he said, in answer to my
mother's question "I think Joe 1lolmes
is a coming man." Quick as that new
phrase penetrated my consciousness
I pushed my face over the front seat
andi querried "What is a 'coming man'
Pa?" Ile gave inc it quizzical look
with a grin at Ma, while he touched
up Black and Bay Brustus with a
switch, he said "Answer your young
hopeful's question, Liza."
I lived to see his prediction fultilled.
.Joe Hlolmes, a Laurens county boy
lived to be a man of international rep
utation-Director of Bureau of lines,
a member of Mr. Wilson's cabinet
huis death seemed to me untiniely.
Men and women are merely children
grown up. There wve all sat, gray
hal reedl men, grandl mothers, tired
wives and listened and enjoyedl Aiss
Dunning's stories, "Why the Bear's
Tail is Short", "Why the Mlagpies Nest
is Poorly Built'', "Why tihe Lile
Sparrawv Always Flies Close to the
G roumnd."
The Weather'wax Brothers' concert
was entertaining and helpful. Songs
and recitations made their time pass
quickly and pleasantly. The hunior
ous selections "The ugliest. man alive"
by 'Williamn (and lie was not a pretty
fellow himself) made a splendid lilt
and brought out a hearty laugh. The
four madle splendlid music on their'
cornets (I recon they wvere cornets
the leader told what instr'uments they
were but 1 did1 not catch the name, but
they looked like cornets to mec.) lie
wvhat they may they made good music.
Their vocai selections were goodl and
mnade a dlecided lilt. ".Dixie Landh",
"The Rosary", "Lucky Jim", and foi'
the chIldren they dlelighitfully sang,
"The Goblins will get you if you dhon't
look out", "Little .Jack I loinei" and
"Slowv Joe".
The reetations by the header' were
highly appreciatedl. The sent Iiment in
.the poenV"D'Iad"' was goodl, ".Alay I be
to my own boy whiA my D~ad was to
me!'' lie gave a hiistoi'y of thle poem
which he r'ecitedl by Foss. "Let me
P vI f the Iiniie by the~ side of the
road"' which I'll give in conclusion for
this time to yt'm. Foss at some time
.in slumer al ways made it a practice
to 5ipend par't of his v'acat in on ai
New England farm. One time lie piass
ed a farm house where the owner, an
old1 farmer', hadl piped thle water' from
a Iipring nearby, dowvn to the r'oadlside
,whei'e ho nmade a dr'inking place roi'
man and~ beast and often t imes when
apleslO were ripe the old fellow wVould~
take a basket full Slown by the founi
lain and give to all who camne by. The
inspira'tion F~oss r'eceivedl by this
farmer Inspir'ed the poem. It wats
published not many weeks ago in The
Progressive Farmer on the WVoman's
Page. Gnt yonnou andn ea it all
A Fine Section.
One of the finest country sections
of South Carolina that 1 have soon in
my various ineandedrrags over the state
is the stretch of country fron Lau
rens out to Fairview just across the
Laurena -line in (iroenville county, I
had the pleasure of a- tir) over it on
last Saturday in company with Mr. W.
G. Peterson and 'Mr. H. P. Bradley
who wanted to go. to a reunion among
their old conrades and it was a real
pleasure for me to be the instrument
in getting then there.
The roads in Laurens and Green
ville are fine. In Laurens, the su
pervisor, Mr. 11. 1. 'liunibert, Is a civil
engineer and you can see the result of
his knowledge in the laying out of
the roads. He relocates where It is
necessary and does not make you go
straight up or down the hill, but
builds the road on a grade and soine
times you almost meet yourself go
ing down sone of those big Laurens
lills. There was need on some of
the Laurens road of the drag. In
Creenville the roads, had been drag
ged recently and it was a real pleas
ure to drive over them. We came
back by way of Fountain Inn.
Another thing that struck the
stranger in this fine section Is the
magnlilcent school buildings away
out there in the country. Two story
buildings with six and eight rooms
and big colonial columns in front.
And then the homes were all nicely
painted and had beautiful and well
kept dlower yards and grass plots. Ev
erything wore the appearance of a
linhalpy and contented peoyle. And you
never grot out. of view of a nice (o unitry
h.' le. All small fariners arid z'sny
of them (1o their own work.
The mneeting for the coilpany was
in a grove at thle residence of Mr.
.1 esSe Sloddard who lives just across
thlie line in Greenville county. The
old vet. ei .ed t ie l eti ing togethi
er and they gave the rebel yell ev
e ral iintres bitt I I niagine it was not
as lustily :iven as in the days long
gone when they were on the tinted
fid and in tIe' charge.
It is not Inly purpose to write of the
proceedings. I just wanitcd to tell
about those Laaurens and (reenville
roads and ths1(e agnificent school
buildings and to express the hope
Ihat. Newberry wo 1(1 soon have such
school buildings in the rural dis
tricts of this county. We can have
thenm. All we need is to get lie peo
ple aroused to their value and lin
porltance. I was told that these were
high schools with several teachers.
That is what the rural districts of
South Carolina need. If we want the
people to 'einina i In the country the
building of good and comfortable
school houses and the employment of
good and eilcient teaclers must be the
rule. With good schools there will
come good roads and good and con
fortable country homes. And to have
these there must be encouragement to
the young people to settle on tile farm.
The members of the companies rep
resented gave special honor and atten
tion to the Newberry eterans who
went with me and1( 1 wats proud of
t hem. A'ir. 10. P. Ilradley was the last
onie of the veterans to carry the old
ciompan~ry flag which was suisipended
fr'om the rostrum. It has been to
Newberry oin several confederate re
unloris. It w'as a pleasant (lay and
I saw several wvho originally went out
from Newbierry.-E. hi. A. in New berry
Ilorald atnd News.
A Symbol of lllh.
Tfhe Pyt hagorians of Ancletnt Greece
ate simple, foodi, lpractieced tempuleran(ce
ando purity. As a badlge they used lie
flve pointed statr which they regardedl
as a symbol of health. tA red five
polinted statr apipears on each package
of Chamberlain's TIabilts, and still fulI
fills is ancient miissioni as a symbilol of
health. if you are trtoutbled wvith in
dilgest Ion, biliousness or constIpation,
get, a package of these tablets f'rotm
y'ouir diruggist. You wvill lie sitrpriised
at thle titilek relIef whIiich they afford.
Obtainable everywhere.
lTHE MORE YOU ADVERTISE .I.
- 'IAE BUSIER YOU GET .1
"('hamtber'aini's TIaliets Ilave lhone
Wonders for 31le."
"I have beeni a su ffereri from stotmi
achit toubIle for a numnbet' of ye.u ra. atnd
ailth ough I have uisedi a greatI numbier I
of remiedies recoinmiendei f'or thliis
comp lla Int, C amilberlin ' Table(t s is
thle firist mqi decine th lutias gi veti mii
positive andi lasting elef,"' wrtites
.\irs. Anna Kadin, Spien('erpor't, N. Y.
"'Chatmberilaini's TFable'ts have donie
wvondters for' mei andt I valu te t hem yermy
highly." Obtainable every where.
Ilaet me live In a bou se by thie side of
the road,
Where the i'ace of emin go by;
Th'le men who ar'e good-the mien who
are bad,
As good--as bad-as I.
Why should I sit In a scorner's seat
Or hurl the cynIcs bann,
i et me live on a house by3 the sidle of
the roadi,
Andl be a frIend to man!"
Next time I'll tell about. the China
man's Ngt Peon Chew anenhl.
Prince Albert gives
smokers such
delight, because
--its flavor is so different and so
delightfully good;
-it can't bite your tongue;
-it can't parch your throat;
--you can smoke it as long and
as hard as you like without any
comeback but real tobacco hap.
piness!
4 On the reverse side of every Prince
Albert package you will read:
PROCESS PATENTED
JULY 3OTH, 1907'
That means to you a lot of tobacco en
joyment. Prince Albert has always been
-4 sold without coupons or premiums. We
prefer to give quality I
Copyrig~ht 111s
by.Tobacco Co.
the national joy smoke
LYOU'LL find a cheery howdy-do on tap no mte o uho tagryuaei h
in goodness and n*:;;' woods or intoor. Prin e Ar o
in pipe satisfaction ''s th't l to e Acco ps toRP
pasta e/ oac!TefIe." e n p a if c inbag sells for a nickel and tho-heQ tidyREA d
Patin fora du inn then roes the hand-l i TO13. IS P2PR
sonme pond and half-pound fin FOR SMOKERS UNDERTjE.
is all we or its enthusi- *u*"rs"9 and the Found PROESDER
- cryal-ass huidr wRO S DISCOVERED N
astic friends ever claimed "(i- te< r MAKING EXPERIMENTST*
for it , """at' ,; h PRODUCE THE MOS'l
band-u trin LIGHTFUL'AND WKOL
SOM E TOBACCO FOR C6L
Itanswers every smoke desire you A
or any other man ever had! It is so ROCESS PAT
cool and fragrant and appealing to your R i
smokeappetite that you will get chummy with I *I STISAEMN.C.tu
it in a mighty short time ! 00E5 NOTBIETHE
Will you invest 5c or 10c to prove out our say'-" This is the reverse side of th.
so on the national joy smoke? thr"Paat~d Pro
this" Ptened rocess" mnessag..
to-you and realize what it means
in making Prince Albert so much
R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO., Winston-Salem, N. C. to your liking.
3 si mpson, Cooper & Babb
Attornieys at Law.
PREPAREDNESSt in all Mat
erolnit A%,tenttion Given All Business
A word which has recently become UNDERTAKING
conspicuous in public print when KENNEDY BROS.,
scanning the political horizon and Undertakers and EmI ahners
is also applic" able for the comfort Calle answered any hours, day ornght.
and security From the attacks of
the heated term. Some have al- B. R. TODD
ready realized the situation in theStri a Contratn
past week. Others, doubtless, will inerele Work S 1lull done or n
follow suit and secure some of the ing And estni d of all las,
choice yet inexpensive fabrics in Telhe . 3
dress goods shown here. H .BAKWL
The steady increasing demandAtonyaLw
in the Hosiery department is suffi- [rnjtatito ieit l
cient proof that the proper 'weight 1'L3 RednePhe
for foot comfort can be had here uc ?aosBidn
at 'prices satisfactory to the cus- ~ . ~1' .Kih
tomer. l~'lli''N ~Il
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