The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, February 24, 1915, Page PAGE SIX, Image 6

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CALOM[L HMN BILIOS? NO!. STOP! ACTS LIK[ DYNAMIT[ ON LIV[R I Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tonic" will give you the Best Liver and Bowel Cleasing You Ever Had. Stop using calomel! It makes you you right II) and mako you feel fine sick. Don't lose a day's work, If you and vigorous by morning I want you feel lazy, sluggish, bilious. or consti- to go back to thn ,tore and get your pated, listen to me: money. Dodson's Liver Tone Is de Calomel is ler'cury or quicksllver stroying the sale of calomol because which causes liecrosis of the bones. It is real liver medicine; entirely veg Calomel, when It comes into contact Mabie, therefore It can not salivate or wvit i sour bile cl-ashes Into It, bl-eai- 1i yake you sick. ing it. up). Thius Is when you feel that vI guarantee that one spoonful of awful nausea and craminig. If you a n Dodson's Liver Tone will put your 'all knocked out, if your liver Is tor- .sluggish liver to work and clen your )itl and1( howels constipated or you have bowels of that sour bile and constipat headaeliedizziness. coatedi totgtai, if le waste which is clogging your sas wibeath is bid o stomach sour just try te and making you feel misrable. i spoonful o harmless h odson'syo fe . I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's Ton e. a cver Ton o will keep your entire fain ' ere's n y guiraite- o to ry ily feeling fine for months. live it hitig stow ansd get a 0 cent bottle of to your children. it is harmless; h)eao ,d's Livie 'ote. Take a spooi 1 doesn't gripe and they like its pleas il I onlbaht ad i it oesou st s traighten I ant taste. *FRESH GARDEN SEED Tone.Buy where ou are posir m tive the Seeds are FRESH. This is our first year handling Garden Seed hence you are assured of no carried-over stock. Handled in Bulk or in 5cts pack ages. All kinds of the very best Garden Seed. Rays Pharmacy m OIu - Suma h.1 c i. at le. Yet Ktio g 1 5' A lit11"I' 1 '. Specia TrainE TonTir * Independent Trips Tour'; One Way Through the Panama Canal and Special Train Overland TO THEj California Expositions D UIING JUNE--JULY--AUGUST VIA THE, Seaboard Air Line Railway The 11 ' Tor will cnsumen 26 to 50) days,' incluilng ALL CX Pl .I iuc as 11ailrtoad and( Sf1'tmsip) ares; Pullmain and "tateroom 21 hrh;dinling ca Land1( steaunship mneals; the highest 'hissi hotel on Ameicanii planC\ xCpting 14)'s Anigeles and11 San l''a isc whererooms only arie furin ihed-. aut1itive~ sightIseein g Many Diverse Routes I ildig IDenver Ci(olora.do Spreings, Cipile Crecek, Pike's Peak, 11eya ii(org, '-al t i-aike City, Ylilowst'.1one Nationali Parik, Grand .Ianyon 02 Aizonat Oranige (Grovs1 0f S.ouitherni Calori ia, San) Dhigo, isos Angelehs, C oast of Caiiforiaii 'an Francisco, Porltlandi \iountains,15 t. Pauli and (Chi Ingo. Alilitrains (quililed w..ithi AIL TII I P ulimain drin lg room, (11tateroom ii tll I comparOil',) Iia obevtiotX Car an, d dine s for the oi'.i C lsn ur i ials for h a ih nleip. Personadlly conduct., Si ad saitisla111'ory I chaeoned. Ladi s unort d a1ssuredi of' ev Gattis Tourist Agency . Tourist Agennts, S. A L Ry Rele:gh N. C. THE WHY OF WORRY. Those Who Live Only in the Present Have No Fear of the Future. We worry because we are afraid of something. Worry is fear of the con sequences of something that has oc curred or something that may happen. A curious thing about it is that it is never associated with the immediate present, it Is generally in the future, though sometinies in the past. Animals and babies who are con scious of nothing but the present can not worry. As all creatures, except human beings. live only for the mo ment, they do not worry because they have no recollection of what has hap pened iand can form no conception of what may happen. Human beings having the capacity to look back or forward, mentally, are susceptible to the fear that causes worry, and, as most persons live more in the past or future than in the pres ent, this tendency affects for worry or not, according to our viewpoint of life in other respects. Worry is mental fear of an impending something. Persons affilicted will be less worried about their condition than relatives or friends who sympathize with them. A person may worry in anticipation of a sickness or operation, but when they have the sickness or the operation is performed. the worry disappears, and. though they may fear, they cannot worry in the present.-ioston Herald. BEST PAYING RAILROAD. It's a Little One, Built of Scrap iron on Wooden Rails. The railroad that pays the biggest dividends on the capital invested is, according to the Technical World rag azine, the Grand Island railroad. It is in northern Alberta, Canada. 200 miles from any ti unk line or feed. It Is only a quarter of a mile long and built of scrap iron on wooden rails. Its rolling stock consists or two battered freight cars, which are push ed along the road by The men who ship the freight, no locomotives being used. The freight that is handled on this road consists principally of furs, which are towed up the Athabaska river on scows hauled by men, atire laden on the cars, pushed down the railroad and shipped again on other aeows, thereby circumventing 'the dangerous Gi[rind rapids. Returning, the scows carry all sorts of freight for the undson Bay company's factors and are floated down the river. The Hudson Bay company charges $2.50 a ton for all freight on this little railroad, and the shipper must handle his own godvs and push the cars him self. Where East Seems West. Those who have crossed the tine Into the soutliern regions of out globe tare aware that in Chile the sun hseems to rise in the West and set in tle east. In spite of knowing the contrary to be the faet. It is well niigh impossible to shiake of' th strang' illusion. A nd this beclise our S(enses conspire to tell us the reverse. As in north temtpe-ate lititutdes tile suii ieer attains t.hiie ze111th in its lhoebus driven course. we instinctively face the s11nward halt of' the sky whell we look s0thi ind be low the euilaor, and w e are hetted itn our deception by tle cold wils whlich blow. as at h1oitme, from tle Op posite (uar1i-ter. To fill a ill senses north is soith 111n4d sout n1111ort The siun, ris tig otn our1 righit fto set upon ~lotur left. wor d fiomt wvest lto ea:st ini a thlorotigh ly uptltting wa~y.- l'ervieni Lowecll in Bermuda Fish. utal many ar'e too isignttiitnit Iin siz/e to ext'itc the anbdir. Bt there are (Iuite enloughi larige onles to maikei ex - itlng sport I or thle mlost inistidilous ltr( Ihe natve uses at diighy, bult when-i hei goes~' to thle reef Ite travels ini a what~lehoiit or miotorb~oat. in -almtost every IHermu~tdat by one finds1 p~ond~s that are stocked with tishies itat arec beIng fattened fotr the market like Thantksglvinag turikeys-Exchlanlge. Force, Wisdom and Faith. When a humnan soutl drlaws its first fur'rows stratighlt the rest will surely follow.' llenc(efoth y'our existenuce be colmes coniSeless net Iv'i ty. 'Te universe belontgs to' him whio wtills, whlo knowvs, wholi( prays, but thei lust w-ll, lie must knowv. lhe mutst pray. in a wvord, he mutst piossess force, wvisdoim and faith. lie conquerors on the eatrth. Your con vietions will be0 changed to certainties. -Hlonore do Banlzac. *~l nAn lillustratIon. "o many men there have been whose merits wvere not ap~preciated till after their death," said the expert ini gloom. "Oh, well," replied the patienit person, "that's thle way it is all through nature. A tutrkey struts around a whole life. time without any idea what it is really good for."-Washiungton Star. HIs Source. "How do you supipose Noah managed to keep his are lights going?" "Well, from the fact of the flood there mutst have beenR a str-ong current rintttllg."--Baltimnore Ametrican. To Wear Better. Leniders-Saty, I've ham carrying those 1. 0. U.'s of y'ours' unu1l they are about worn out. flurrowvs--oorry, old1 mnan. Next time I'll uise better paper --hioston 'lTran scrlipt. A man) doies not please long wvheni he has 01nl3 0nnn pecIne of mvi, r .. nlohi Bieds of Dlsitnotlon. ,The crow and the bird of paradise were talking about fame. "Why, you nre so homely you are only known to the farmers," sneered the proud bird of paradise. "Now, I am so beautiful I have my feathers on the hats of the soclety women." - The crow laughed sardolcally. "That may be, my friend," he chuckled, *but I have my feet under their eyes."-Chlcago Nqws. Dark Days. There are a number of dayligflt dark nesses recorded in history, among them being those in B. C. 205. A. D. 252, 746 and 775. There was a dark day In England in .Janunry, 1807. and another on Oct. 21. 1810. There was also a dark day in Detroit on Oct. 10. 1702. On May 10. 1780, there was such atmospheric gloom over Hartford, Conn., that the legislature adjourned for the day. Now He Reminds Her of it. "Ha I I've a good joke on my wife." "What is it?" "She wouldn't give me a letter to mail because she was positive I'd for get It. and then she carried it around three days in her -shopping bag."-Bos ton Transcript. Hie Task. George-With the assurance of your love I could conquer the world. Grace -That will not he necessary. All you have to do is to conquer papa.-Lon don TIit-lits. Success is sweet, the sweeter if long delayed and attained through mani fold struggles and defeats.-A. Bron. son Alcott. AH! 11W "1IZ" 1E1PS TIRED, ACHING FEET "), (61lorious lelief.. How my sore, swoil-en, Sweaty, calloused feet. ached for 'IZ'" Ah! wha* relief. No more tired feet; no more burning feet; no moie swol' len. had smelling, sweaty feet. No "Pull, Johnny, Pull!" 11101,4. ') 'lC g III cornis, ,callotses, o Iatter what ails your feet or whiat iIIIier the stiln you've tid wilI. Oi! ge'tt ing relief, just use8 "TIZ". "Tiz" is tile olly reted((y that dlraws ut. all h1111 poisolotus exliI*1tiols whill mIr up he i ftot. "TIZ" ures your foot trolIble so you'll never limp; or 'aw up your lface in pain. Your1. S won't se.em1, light n111(d y*our febet wi ever', n'eer II 't o1 get sore and wollenI. Think1 of1 it, 11o mlore( foot y11,0 111010 agony fron1 (oris, Cm. 1mlnes or1 11111ons. a 2.7 t'-(I box at any drtug tore 0W <im(tJm't 1,11 slto'e and1l get instant n ry "TZ"C. (h-t a whole yea r's loot Conifort for only 2.5 eents. TI1n11k of it. A Shortenedt Visit. lhav e aI good Itiiiie't"' illi'd the~ fond wise chlild. "'Iler' .nurtse8 sahil she could( 1)i11y I wo0 hours, but I gaive' her some l(essons onl how to Il~ t bh v iwhn on a visit, 11nd( I rentli to let se'verl chap~lters fr'omi thatt deont lit tle bokt yiou ga ve mec enllid 'i'unliious lS'oits For l'ollte l 'oople,' tinid she1 went1i home1) an hour A Strong Resemblance. "WhaIit al tfunny1 loik Iing nutit1 t hot con (1u1t1or is." said1 airs. JIiggles on the tr'olley. "Yes." said Jiggles. "I've Deeil trying to thInk who he looks like. his face isl very'3 faillar to tue." "Oh. I kniow wh'lo it is." satid Mrs. Jiggles. "It's our goldish."-Jutdge. The Senses. If you1 shiade your1 eyes you weaken your! sense of hearing. If you sIpl a glass of cold( wa'iter' yotu will increase for' a short time y'our' p~ower' of vision. If you till y'our mouth with water you will greatly strenigthlen your senlse of smll.-Inidiinpolis News. -His Job. "What Is your occupation?2" asked the judge of a witness. "Same ole thing, jedge-prayin' for rain or shine as they're needed an' pre dictin' the end o' the world whenever tihe sIgns p'int thlatawtry."-Atlanta Constitution. The Insanity. "Hlow was he acquItted?" "Instanity." "Heo doesn't seem crazy." "lIe isn't. It w1as the jury that' was off."-Kansas City Times. Colds anti Croup .in C'hiildren. Manly peo0p)1 rely upon01 C;hamr' Ilin's Cough teimedy Iimpid I t ly in eas es of 'olds~ and1( croup, and 1111It nlever disappoin)111ts themil. AIrdls. E-. 11. Th'lomas, t'oundl C'hmambrla)lin's Cottgh JRemedy 1.o lbe thle bes't mledlidne for' colds and11 01roup 1IIhave over' used1, and1 gover t ire of recommending It to 1my3 neiglhors antd friends. I hove always gIven it to my childi'en when suffeing from croup11, and it has never failed to) give thecm prompt r'elicf." For sale by all druggitsi. New Flour Mill We are installing a French Burr Flour Mill, capacity 125 bushels per day Ready for operation- by March 15th. .Eichelberger Bros. Destruction Of Values After taking inventory of stock find we have too many Winter Goods on hand. While it is possible the most severe weath er is yet to come an opportunity is offered to those who are not provided to secure Winterwear at much below market value. Only a limited number of Blankets on ( hand--these are offered at prime cosi to close. i.G.Wilson&Co BETTER SIGHT LESS ANNOYANCE ~Toric Lenses give a larger field 4of clear vision, and their curv jed shape makes them appear /" very much neater than flat lenses. Your eyelashes will not touch them, nor will you find any rear reflections to confuse TOR C and annoy. Let us explain their LENSES many advantages to you. B. W. LOCKNER, Optometrist WITH FLEMING BROTHERS Laurens, S. C. MAN is judged by the clothes he Wears. He is likewise judged by his Stationery. This tact being true, why not have the best ? You can be sure of getting the BEST by sending your next order to The Adverti 04ser Printing Company at Laurens.c