The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 24, 1914, Page PAGE ELEVEN, Image 11

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

A BIG SUMMER TIME Shoe Sale That's calculated to save you money and fix your feet for the Hot Weather. Special Prices This Week in our large Shoe De partment. Hellams & McKenzie Shoes for Women and Keith & Pratt and Bates Shoes for Men. SThere are no better Shoes made than these shoes, and the reduced prices this week will make them all the more valuable./ H. Terry yrI EASY TO MAKE AT I This5 newest vogue, the Duntch Ski ideal for a stlu er day. As ililustral perlaiad srqipere etecso 'PeAbov ris is ror ne ad shwg Smllor la srnmer Ssa onl figure ans levs.euie a There never was a Lime when the mn eswas so easy as no0w, w hen the sima Mt.~s~a.perl. tailoring unnecessary. 0 M~ccan Iaraern 597 fl.1 Special! U 10 to 25 per cent Reduction on Coat Suits, and Pattern Hats. REDUCE THE HIGH COST OI: MINTER COMF LAURENS, S. C. TO REGULATE INSURANCE. Congressman Byrnes's Bill is to Stop "Wild Cat" Iusiness. Washington, Juno . 9.-Congress uan .James F. Byrnes today intro. dIuced at bill to (icily the use of the tnails to Ittsurance companies for the purpose of solieiting new business or collecting premitums on old business unless such companies are licensed in the State in which they attenipt to conduct business. Mr. Byrnes suy.; that this bill would not only ch i'k mate the wild cat insurance schemes which have fleeced so much money out of the people, but, in addition would prevent a company from coi ing Into a state copllying with Its laws and securing its license for a year or two, and then when It had written a large number of policies withdrawing its deposits from the state, forfeiting its license and yet continuing to collect annual 1premi uns out of the state. lint entller Totie andi lienlth Buildier. Are you ru11n do wt--nervouts-tired? [s everything you do an effort? You ire not lazy--you are sick! Your stonm ach, liver. kidney:; and whole system need a tonie. A tonic and health bui!de'r to drive out the waste matter --build you up and ren0ew your strength. Nothing hotte"r 11an ;101 le tric Bitters. .-tart today. Mrs. .lames l)uncan, liny esvillie, 1Me., writes: "ComIpletely cured 100 after several doctors gave ie up. .'' J0e and $1.0) at your druggist. IlklenI's Arnica Salve for cuts. More ('otton lillootis. Since last week's issue, when the first eotton bloomns of the season, Were made note of, a nu1n1ber of new blooms have coie 1'rom1 different sections of the coulnty. Among those sending them are '. 1). .lones, of Cross 11111, It. V. .( 1nnings, of Tyilersville. T. C. Ale tauley, of Cray Court, and others. $1010 llenord, $1011 The re lers of this paper will bi pleased to learn that there Is at last 1)110 dreanded disease that. selence har bean able to cure in all its stages, ai'' that is Catarrh. Ilall's Catarrh ('mre I' the only:; positive ('111e no~V 11own to tie mledical fraternity. Catarrh he in:; a constitutionall disease, requIires; a constitutional treatmnent. llilll's :'a tlarh lire is taken internally, acti:ny ire'tly 11111)11 the blood and mc11u(0t surfaces of the system, theleby de. stroying the foundat1(1n (t the isel anil givihg th I tient. strengtlh t) hulilding; 1up the cons:tiIllntion, auml as listing nature inl doing its Work. 'Till iriprit :(o>s have so much fait h in it. enirati'' tat.w'ors that they offer Om Itlndire, I )olIars for any ease thlt i fails to ('it.. 8e nd for list of le:,ti mii .01als. \ddress P. .1. ('lll": I":'Y ,& CO.. To 1ldo. O. Sold by all druggists, .'i:;. 1a I1 all's Family f'ills for onsti 1a t io n. AY WEARD [OME a s 69 II edt andu malde uip, inI our1 is of 0our 27-inch Criepe :irt, sash, euiffs andi flar ich striped Crepe at 25e lnng niecessja ,for mak sl ightly3 lo r' 01' higher' uk ing 0 charming dress-. I plest dra'ping maktles ex L.aces, Dresses, I DRESSING0 ANY . Go/cs o4 MMMa_ (Ha/0s 0r Orang-Outang Ties Knot in Half-Inch Iron Bar NI' YORK.-Ali, the big orang-outang of the Bronx zoo, is going to have a new house with three-quarter-inch steel bars instead of his present one half-inch iron stays. Following his transfer from Ilagenback's in Bierlin to the zoo on May 5, All passed a few slug gish days and then awoke to the fact that he has a reputation to live up to J(~ lJ ~-the reputation or being the biggest orang-outang in captivity. It became evident at once that the cage fixed up by Keeper Fred Engle holm was a misfit by several sizes. All tested his prison the other day and tied a fair imitation of a bowknot in one of the half-inch iron bars. Then he bent most of the remaining bars, opening more or less terrifying holes. Engleholm realizes that if All should got out, the gruesome tale of Edgar Allan Poe of what happened in the Rue Mtorgue would be uppermost in the minds of most folk, and there would be a great deal of unpleasantness. There Is no danger of All's getting out before his new cage is ready. The bulk that goes with his 215 pounds cannot be squeezed through the openings he has made. But there is enough peril to make the keepers wary of going too close within the fence inclosing the cage. In a playful mood All, who has i nine-foot reach, measuring the ex tended arms across the shoulders, poked his hand through the bars, took hold of Engleholn's jumper and gave a yank. The buttons yielded. The orang-outang tore the garment from the man's back and jumped with it to the big boom in the upper regions of the cage, where All skins the cat and turns giant swings. All's palms are nine inches broad, and Engleholm's arms are covered with black and blue spots where All has given him playful slaps. Happenings When Clocks Were Set Ahead an Hour CLEVELAND, 011.-"General Chaos," known and famed wherever the sun shines, strolled into Cleveland bringing (-astern time with him and covered the bodies of nervous persons with goose flesh. Sixty perfectly good minutes were lost, aid when the hunt for them began arguments without number were started. Taxicab and transfer companies caught the brunt of the debates, and TO R mildly excited patrons, nervous for RUtIr fear they would miss their train, V ( ( talked time with chauffeurs and driv ors until the situation in some in stances became almost alarming, In front of the Ilollenden hotel a large woman, whose expression be tokened authority, backed a boy-sized chauffeur against his machine. "Are you running by eastera, central, sun time or guess?" shte inqluiredl. " oare showing a com phete line of t ime tis: morning. 'lake youiirm pick," answered the youth, "But I'll tell you the truth, i ar unaning li' y guess today." A real tragedy: A waiter In a lu nhroom got ham'e at in i ilit anld sot his alarm clock ahead an hour, setting the aarim for .1 a. Il. uls room mate came in an hoii i'later', set the clock a~head an' 'thei' hour, tiiikinig his slee p1ing compianioni hlad forgotten. TPhe waiter showed uii for wvork :i ahlonr ahload of the newv schedule. 111111Smith wouldn't turn his watch ahead Friday anad he waited tive min utes longer in thle morning for a car beeno -i~e tin' ru sl liou r exiras had anne. Thle boss s'owled as he sneaked into thui o;ilce and '-lanced sign ificanatl1y at tho clock. lie was to meeit his wife at two and give her tickets to the matinee. Wifey missed time show because Hill rhowed up at tihre,. l11ll arrived honmo to a cold dinner because Aviiev had adopted east ern time, and-perhaps she remem bored the show~ shiie iii issed. "Corpse" r.aids an Alleged Camlsrs' Stronghold CHICAGO.--In Forest Park the dust lay thick a upon the r'oad. Occasionally Sit was stirredl by a passing automobmile, lott more frequently by Soame funeral cortege on its way to the cemetery. At. Twelfth street and IHannahi avenute \V011.1i11i M eCuu'n opiera ted a WOMDErR~ salooi. In thle room abiove tihe bar an IT ~ he ecu~l loo ere WeHAeTl youarunnen by etesr, ceneptray sun thmoot ofsslsh'inqured "W resown coplt liafcimtismonig Takl yourawyers. anwrdteyuh "ut 'tl youhe autimusnn wa y h essccrdn toda. A realtraged: A water atnac ramiot hom t mieshtatindt hi"looous. Tlc hed "mn ute metingnihedh alaoor -wit. imeist nfor-t camr snoan tinur latr s'ert thadc hsheye enothrhu Mhim nkin thistsleepoog aompanthehaon fogThen che deputr showed )uple lor work snhr a head tof the hoe o shisasstndutle.a 07 ahngo ouead "What'sithat?"asldn' tur hwatc, ha rdyad ewieiemn uYu'le (n the anonced the da euher. "our extras aternon,. The arragin fcowre you funea in We'e oingc and hlaneda regnuliantly atGth d nclock.M.Rha rwod o htefet ut Mr. t es was dwti'mfedat twhiand inuertets tr thn atie. hiere miped wi hw bcousen11nd1ohoe nup sat3 araernlarwu iniloto arrhed hose Six ackld nnones" oci'ehd anote machien Tme, oth-erambs hereemblred wthho "plhearers"sad. ftnlo h Suddpel"h oundsm ba mAtie. "Gamble' Stornrs olad i said swre'd 'pll thi pacing weutomobi 'kut' man od irqety sai smr. I ta te mst avea screary bu tsao. is the facowtm above the aret felne f te lecricl ureu acthll Strike aculor thasre weresitel once-purelycing ohariscorrespondences himkerndhhps andcdscs-untch thatother ters anddpo.tcardMcn leavingchere.g$to His dailyemail amounts toitwodlettersher lyfemploy cauecresary,.butehastmail thectheoryathataadounce of preven swered.asSworke aacourtafult of iawyeri. gentthigsbuthe anno wrteso im Soe canttosash othe bucrdengut Mr.sPtoerc, ahatSariabout -hcsetaroo Althogh Srikecanntredah ap raaus ull to ndesn henatoned mof is lete iprach tofm al ssumnersadmitisapoiinoaeu ateton smeac tM.ters ad hes eter is one iun anwe tohe ltter heo receved the apalon partcularl tetivser.f plshobectis ar nd byn drag tihom ohis assulytanterusa Ron came W in t wolavery wy uneducte," felie buter," ham ved smentit that for isnou." ein "W at's haet?" hime thrug Rohen.tta urn h teta tieo 1910re as-hrodb anocd striin deruty sheife. "You donduthon afternoon ThIwm'ma arrangngtordou fundrahnw she'resboung to ihall orguar her Tn he otth e automits here.ildwt plbaer"adfinso h horse, hog and cattle own ers should know that worms cause by a poor digestive system or ip11rploper feeding are liore than dangerous. DR. BOYD'S Worm and Condition Powder is a remedy prepared by a practi cal veterinary surgeon and re lieves the condition almost in stontly. It should be used with regularity. 25 cents buys a large package. We guarantee it to do the work or will refund purchase price. For Sale by Ray's Pharmacy, L~aurens;, S. C. UNDERTAKING KENNEDY BROS., Undertakers and Embalmers Calls answered any hours, day or night. LAURENS, S. C. When yo feel Cfud, ne ,'ous. tired, wor ic'l or despondent it is a ,ure sign you need MOTT'? NERVERINE PILLS. They renew the n rral vigor and make life worth li. ing. lie sure and ask for Mutt's Nerveri'.e Pills ben n-o Wit LIAMS MFG. CO.. Prep,., Cleveland. Ohio LAUREMS 4RIN CO. Lauren.4. S. C. Asthma! Asthma! POPHAM'S ASTHiMA REMEDY %ives instasnt relief a:il an absolute cure in ali case s of A'-Ihmna. I'onchitis. and IlIay Fe"ve'r. Sold by druggists ; uail ou receipt of price Si oo. 'T'rial 1P:eetn-kan by mnll I contr. WILJJAMS MFG. CO.. Pros.., Cleveland. Olio I L!{ENS Dlil'i ('0). Laure'ns, S. 11, Piles ! Piles ! Piles! Willi.i 1s' I:dian lbii." e I tmn t ssil cure '. lu m iin und Itchl ing l'iles. It a.b morbs; tie, :n rsiiy isch:ing at on:e:, nets1- as a po,.i!.', ic,.-I in.-tatnt rolltet'. 'tilli rn I a' a I i.i )untn.t i st prV . r est." for l'i!,S t. I n !t ill. ., i ,i: . ... WILLIA M> MFG. CO.. P",ps., CI'oitand, Ohi tVIENS :)IlUt( em La urens".ci. C. 2ino.'A'. W ''erguson C. C. Leatherstone W. I. iglt FER(iUSON, FEA TIlERSTONE & KNIGHT Attorneys at Lanr Laurens, S. C. om ; t and carefal attention given to all business. (flice.Over Palnwtto Rank. WILLIAMS' KIDNEY PILLS l ie you overw stork: ed your nervous sys. trn andt causedt~ troinl. wth your ktid loins. side. bak and blb-r:11:(n-litiet ta you a tlabby a5ppeairance of-~ the( (nee, ando un-t. dler thie eyes' A frequent de'stre to pass cure yoi-Druggtst, Prtce 50c. WILLIAMS MFG..CO., Props., Cleveland. Ohia LAURENS DRUQ C0. Launrens, 8. C. COLLE(JE OF (1. il~lESTON. Sou th ('arol ina's Oldest (College 13th year~ begins I eptembter 25th iEntranle,- O:uIminaltlions nt all the couty 2rats onl Fridtay, .11uly 3rd~, at II 1. lm. llh l'our y'eair (aours's lead( toi the Il. A. anid 1. 5. degr'ees. A two-year 1)re-mial our1(Ot 'se is g iven. A ttree tuition schlarL~shtip is assign 0(d to (ea10h ('outy ot' the staite. 1' Ilieses reaisonlable. For tertms and enatalogute, addresst 1ltAltill ISON RAXNDOLPI I, Presidet, CHICH ESTER S PILLS STiII2 ) 5. Dti I) l RANjy. , 11ndle s! AIk your Ilru at for it t I'Rfra ia.am 1 ninrt -. s s~Ie II ith lihie iln. t -'rn rn., o. ,. nu r vo f itr b~t Askfrli 1.efIt.T. ty 9L 1. "' si nus t.S vl.t,tv foris la O01. BY DRWGGISTS EV[RYWHtRE For sale byv LJAU1IENS D)itU0 CO. D)ruigglsts Ev erywishere. Are You a Woman? TakeCa rdui |The Woman's Tonic FOR SALE AT ALL DRUGGISTS I