The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, November 19, 1913, PART 1, PAGES 1 TO 10, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
STAGE MANNERISMS.
Grossmith Rebelled Against Imitating
Charles Mathews.
Weedon Grossmith In "From Studio
?o Stuge" has something sensible to
nay about the practice of Imitating tbo
methods and mannerisms of great ac
tors, a practice that was once more
frequent than It is now. On his re
turn to London be played a pnrt that
had been played many years before by
Charles Mnthcws and who had thus
established a sort of orthodoxy In Its
presentation. Mr. Grossmith relates:
"I was asked by the producer to do
tho same business that Charles Ma
thews did, and when making my exit
at the end of the first act the stage man
ager said. 'Now, Mr. (Jrossniith, throw
the tails of your frock coat over the
back of your head.'
?i 'Why?' 1 asked.
'"Because, Mathews did it." be re
plied.
"'Never,' said I. 'Not having had
the good fortune to see the groat
Charles Mathews. 1 naturally can't
imitate his methods, and I must do
things my own way.'
" 'Really,' said the producer and.
looking at the other members of the
Company for applause and encourage
ment, in his host cynical vein added.
'We have many of us heard through
press notices what a brilliant actor
Mr. Weedon Grossmith Is in America,
but Is he going to improve on Charles
Mathews in London?'
" 'That's not quite the point.' 1 replied.
'How Charles Mathews did ibis busi
ness I don't know. At any rate, he was
a gentleman In every pa t he played,
and I am much afraid his imitators
have vulgarized his business, for it
doesn't seem to mo possible that
Charles Mathews would make an exit
from a drawing room in the presence
of ladies throwing bis conttalls entire
ly over bis head. and. whether be did
or not, 1 absolutely decline to do It!' "
BEATS OF THE HEART.
Sounds That Tell Just How Th.it Won
derful Organ Is Working.
Do you know what a doctor bears
when he sounds your chest and lisleiis
to your heart beating'.'
Your heart, if it is quite sound,
makes a noise very like "lUU-dup, luh
dup, lub-dup," all the time. The two
syllables come very quickly together,
and between each "lub-dup" there
comes a paust?, the short period when
tln> heart is resting, as it. were.
TllO "luh' sound is due to the blood
llowing out of the heart, and the "dup"
is the closing of the Heart's valves
Just by the loudiicss of these two syl
lables the doctor knows if your heart
Is working as it should do.
Supposing the "dup" is very loud, for
instance, t! at tells him that the valves
are being "slammed to," just as a door
is, and that the pressure is greater
than it should be. The cause of this is
generally what is Known as an "aneu
rism."
If the valves are not closing properly
the doctor hears a sound very like
"dull" Instead of "dup." The heart is
then said to have a "murmur," ami the
physician knows what sieps to take to
correct it.
When the first sound, "luh," is sof
tened into "luff it warns tin? doctor
that bis patient has something wrong
with the mitral valve. The "luh"
sound is always very much weaker
When one is suffering from fever, and
it Is this weakness, dm; to the weak
ness of the heart muscle, which makes
the doctor so anxious at those times.
Whou the heart says "lufr-iluff" be
tells you to knock off work for a time
and have a complete rest, for your
bttort Is in a bail way. ? Pearson's
Weekly.
Police View of Wagner.
Here Is a description of the great
composer which was dated May 18.
1841). when a warrant was issued to
"arrest Richard Wagner, one of the
most prominent adherents of the revo
lutionary party, and to deliver him up
to the roynl court of Justice. Wagner
is thirty-seven or thirty eight years
old, of middle height; has browII hair,
wears glasses: open forehead; eye
brows brown; eyes gray blue; nose
and mouth well proportioned; chin
round. Particulars: In speaking and
moving he is hasty." ? London Spec
tator.
Dickering For Talent.
"My wife has adopted a scheme used
by these baseball managers."
"How now?"
"She is carrying on negotiations with
our neighbor, Mrs. Wombat."'
"About what'.'"
"My wife wants to trade our laun
dress and a couple of housemaids for
Mrs. Wombat's star cook, '.ait Mrs.
Wombat wants a bonus." ?Pittsburgh
Post
Making a Burglar Useful.
"Lie still there and I won't hurt yon.
All I want Is your money anil your
jewels anil then I'll git."
"All right, old man, and while you're
searching Tor the jewels if you run
across my dress studs I wish you'd
put them out on the dresser. I haven't
been able to lind them for a month."?
Detroit Free Press
Giving Himself Away.
"Here, ma." requested the hoy, hur
rying In from school before time,
"hang my jacket up behind the stove."
"Is it WOt?"
"No. but teacher sent me home to
tell yon to warm my jacket for me."?
Judge,
The Logic of It.
Kelly If ye/, foorce me to pay that
note now 1 can't pay It. O'Rrlnc Put
If I wait till yoz pay It I'll nivir git It!
?ruck.
BIRTH OF THE GRAND CANYON.
Nature's Mighty Force* That Wrecked
the Cruet of the Earth.
"How do you explain It?" inquired
one on meeting Sir John Murray, the
eminent English geologist aud presl
dont <?f the ttnyui Geographica] so
ciety, referring to the Grand Canyon
of the Colorado. This was briefly the
answer, though not in his words:
"On either.side of the wide plain ex
tending from sixty to a hundred miles
to the right and left of the canyon
evidences of severe volcanic action are
visible, in the center was a plateau,
but you now look down upon It as the
vast chasm of the canyon. Thrice the
volcanic forces of nature, operating on
either side, violently ami with tremen
dous power, forced this plateau up
ward, and finally in one cyclopic, tie
tnctldoUS upheaval the plateau parted,
and the Grand canyon, the wonder and
mystery of the world, was born.
?imagine a loaf of dough rising si
lently under the continuous pressure
of the yeast until finally the crust is
broken and the loaf divided Into two.
Then look at this broken crust of
mother earth. In the early days a
vast area embracing a great portion of
the interior of the American continent
was covered with water. It was a
great sea .\|| oxer the canyon fossil
oyster shells proved this contention.
The Grand canyon opened; the waters
of the inland sea rushed through in a
tearing (lood and carved the fantastic
forms you now see."
The (ptestloner further inquired of
Sir .lohn. "No doubt this was all very
remoto, in the early ages of the
world V"
"Oh, no.'' said Sir John. "Modern,
quite modern not more than twenty
or thirty million years ago!"?Leslie's
Weekly.
TRUE HORSE MARINES.
They Helpod Bolivar Out When He
Was In Need of a Fleet.
The Ihlliuro of South America lives
on horseback, trades, buys and sells
on horseback, and during the war with
Spain the Ilaneros contributed much
toward achieving the Independence ol
both Venezuela and New Uranada. In
"Up the Orinoco and Down the Mug
dalcim" Mr. n. .1. Mox.ttns tells of an
occasion when it was necessary for
Bolivar's army to cross the Apuro in
order to engage Morillo. Hut l'.olivar
had no boats, and the A pure at this
point was wide and deep.
The Spanish Hot Ilia w as guarding
the river at the point opposite to the
patriot forces. l'.olivar was in de
spair. Turning to PacB, he said. "I
would give the world to have the Span
ish Hot ilia: without it I can never cross
the river."
"It shall he yours in an hour." said
Paez.
Se'iecting 300 of his llancro lancers,
all distinguished lor strength ami
bravery, he said, pointing to the gum
boats: "We must have these ilechcrns
or die. Let those follow who please."
At once spurring his horse, he dashed
into the river ami swain toward the
Hot ilia. The Ihmeros followed him
with their lances In their hands, now
encouraging their lenses by swim
miiig beside (hem and patting their
necks, now shouting to scare away the
crocodiles, of which there were hun
dreds hi the river. At last they reach
ed the oilier side ami sprang from
their horses' backs on board the boats.
headed by their leader. To the aston
ishment of every one who beheld it.
they actually captured the entire flo
tilla.
The Old, Old Problem.
New times, new problems. Rehold
how even the old world Is smitten
with modernity and its horrors as re
vealed In "Servantgallsm; or, What's
to Become of the Missuses?"
Servant Ca I ? Oh. if you please,
ma'am, there was one other thing 1
should like to 'ave settled.
Lady?Yes.'
Gal?Where do you go to the seaside
in the summer? Because I couldn't go
to a dull place or where the hair
wasn't very bracing.
For the enchanting picture that Il
lustrates this consult Punch, volume
24, 1853.- Now York Tribune.
Burning Up Gold.
Burning a small piece of gold leaf is
n custom observed by the Chinese at
certain anniversary celebrations, and
it is estimated that gold to the value
of $10,000,000 is destroyed annually in
this way. This estimate is based mi
the assumption that each individual of
a total population of 440,000,000 burns
at each of two anniversaries a piece of
gold leaf weighing ..".'>^ grain, making
a total of 271,000.000 grains, A live
dollar gold piece weighs 120 grains.
Quito Safe.
"So he accopted a job like that, did
he? Well, l did not know that a man
of his standing would accept such dirty
money."
"Oh, he washed his hands with an
antiseptic solution before he took the
fee."?Baltimore a inetiean,
How It Happened.
"A biter addressed to me and mark
ed 'Personal' cniUO to my house ye let
day, and my wife didn't open II."
; "How do you account for it?"
"She was out of town attending the
wedding of one of her cousins."?Chi
cago Itecord Herald.
Ordered It.
She (In restaurant) I'm so hungry
I could eat a house! Ho?Then that's
what we'll have. Waiter, a porter
house, largo, for two! ?Condon Tele
graph.
What is Just and right is the law of
laws. Latin Proverb.
I AW A
For Constipation
Famous Liver Buttons from Hot Springs,
Arkansas Better than Calomel.
When the best physicians in the
world's greatest hoaith resort don't
bother to write
Er oscr iptious,
ut just say'"(Jot
a bux of Hot
Spring? Liver
Buttons for your
bowels and liver,
an I to givo you
an apposite."
then nil who suf
fer ought to know
enough to out out Culomol, and geta
box icMlay. They surely put your
liver and bowels in regular working
order ?nil druggists 25 cents. Get
thorn *?
LAURENS DKUti CO.
Luurens. S. C,
SPRINGS
LIVER
BUTTONS
See the big values we offer oil our
Ten Cent Counter.
S. M. B. It. Wilkes X- Co.
FINAL SETTLEMENT.
Take notice that on the 29th day of
November) 1 will render a finui ac
count of my acts and doings as Execu
tor of the estate of Maria S. Houlware.
deceased, in the office of the Judge of
Probate of Laurena county at it
o'clock, a. m.. and on the same day
will apply for a final discharge from
my trusts-as Administrator.
Any person Indebted to said estate
are notified and required to make pay
ment OU that date: and all persons
having claims against said estate will
present them on or,-before said date,
duly proven, or ivK forever barrod.
D. L. I toil AVA UK.
Executor.
October l".'. 1913. 1 mo.
To Prevent Wood Poisoning
nvt'ly at once tlio wonderful old reliable OK.
rORTKR'S AN YISKeTlC UKAI.ING Oil,,a sur
Kical dressing tliat relieves pnln ami tu ais at
the same time. Not a llultueut. 25c. 50c. (1.00b
LAND SALE.
Stato of South Prolin?.
Count) of Lauren*.
in Court of Common Picas
J. M, PITTS & PRO.. Platutirt
against
GRO. A. BROWNING, JR.. Defendant.
Pursuant to a Decree of the court
in the aboVO stattet case, I will sell
at public outcry to the highest bidder,
at Lnurens C. 11., s C? on Snlesda>
in December next, being Monday the
ist day of tbc month, during the legal
hoUI'B for such sales, the following de
scribed property, to wit:
One-half Interest In all that lot,
piece or parcel of land lying, being
and situate In the state and county
aforesaid, in the .own of GoldvMe,
containing two acres, inoi'e or less,
bounded on the north b> land of Ilia
lock ami llrowniny. on the east b>
public road leading froun Laurens to
Newberry; on the south by public
load leading from Milton to Wh'tmlre.
ami west by land of L W. C. Blalock,
said lot having thereon a seven IOOUI
dwelling house.
Terms of Sole: cash. Purchaser to
pay for papers. If th?> terms uf s&l?
are not complied with, the land to he
re sold ou Bomo or Borne subsequent
Salowla) OU samt- terms, tit risk of
former purchasor,
c a row mil
C.<\ C. P. and ?:. s i .aureus. 8. 0.
Hated, this Nov. S. 1913. 16-3t
Asthma! Asthma!
POPHAM'S ASTHMA REMEDY
Rives instant relief and an absolute earn
'< in nil cases id Asthma, Bronchitis, and
Hay Fever Sold by druggists; mail on
receipt <i pi Ice ?> oo.
Trial Package by mail io cents.
WUJJAMS MFC CO.. Pr?e*,. Cleveland, Ohio
LACHEMS DttUG CO.
Laurens. s. c.
W'c arc sbowliiK a big tin.- of Porco*
tutors In Nlckh- Plated ware and in
Miimlnufrl
S M. & K. II Wlikes & Co.
IT PAYS l<> BUY
IN LAUltKNS,
IT PAYS to hi \
in LAI'ltKNS.
J.C. Burns & Co/s Department Store
The Red Iron Racket is by far the largest retail house in Laurens. You can buy very near anything
you may need in this Big Department Store: Clothing, Hats, Caps, Shoes, Dry Goods, Millinery, Rib
bons, Laces, Embroidery, Hosiery, Underwear, Notions, Shirts, Collars, Ties, Suspenders, Handkerchiefs,
Gloves, Pants, Overalls, Ladies' Dress Skirts, Shirtwaist, Underskirts, Corsets, Corset Covers, Long
Coats, Jewelry, Watches, Clocks, Drugs, Stationery, Candy, Tobacco, Cigars, Trunks, Suit Cases, Um
brellas, Rugs, Oil Cloth, Window Shades, Wall Paper, Crockery, Tin, Class and Enameled Ware, Lamps,
Lanterns, and Racket Goods at WAY DOWN PRICES.
WHY PAY MORE?
Come to Laurens and buy your Goods at J. C. Burns & Company and Save. lo to 35 per cent of your
hard earned money. Our buildings are packed jam full from Basement to the Ceiling of the worlds'
best merchandise gathered together under one roof ready for your inspection.
THESE GOODS MUST, SHALL AND WILL BE SOLD.
We Guarantee that all Goods listed in our Circular are the same quality as sold by all
other First-class Retail Houses.
wholesale: and retail?. r.i<;
STOCK.
Soda, Soaps, Matches, Raking Pow
ders, Tobacco, (!igars, etc.
Big stock heavy Winter Shoes at money
saving prices as long as (he stock
liists. Hurry up ami gel your Shoes.
You "11 save money.
(Ionic along John and
Listen to my song
And get your winter goods
I lofore i hey a re gone.
1 good Lantern for.32
Special lot good Sweet Candies, lb .. .10
MKVS HAT?!
Just made a big deal in Men's hits
going at .48. .75. .98. $1.39 up to $1.98
Our bats cover the head of ibis Pied
mont section like the dew.
NOW FOR RED 11< IT PRICES.
25c Table Oil Cloth.15
25c Colgate's Talcum Powder . . .15
$1.00 Watch, good timepi. .. .68
$2.00 Solid Gold Hand Ring_ 1.00
10 boxes Matches (worth 50e) .25
12 cakes Polo Soap.25
8 cakes (no) Laundry Soap . . .25
20c large Tin Bucket'.10
50c Men's Heavy Underwear.. .38
5c Good Callico.04 1 2
$3.00 Eight Day Clock.1.98
1 Durham Duplex Razor, guar
anteed .29
20c Tooth Brush.10
1 Table of big values in Crock
ery, (-ach.10
50c set white Plates.39
50c set Teacups and Saucers . . .39
Don't fail to see our 5c. 10c. 15c
and 25c bargain Tables in the base
ment.
$1.25 Men's "Pants.98
$1.00 Alarm ('lock, wake tip .. .59
:? lbs Epsom Salts (30c) our
price.10
1 lb Sulphur (10c) our price.. .05
All $1.00 bottle best Medicines
made for.84
All 50c bottles; bur price.42
We carry a full line of Standard
Medicines.
FIRE FIRE!
(inn Shells, loaded, red hoi prices.
0 lbs good Parched ColVoe now ....$1.00
Job lot Plates, teacups and saucers
goln i at per se|.30
Hosiery for I he w hole family, warm
members .08c. .10c. .13. .15 up I.....25
"We wan I your trade" is why wo sell
same goods for less money.
1 large (20c) Tin Bucket.'.10
Big values in Tinware, Crockery and
Glassware, down in the basement.
(Ynne and see.
Burns is making the Iii? fly. 1<> boxes
Searchlight Matches for.25
Good warm Gloves going ;it 25c. 39c.
48c. up to.98c
?."?<? Corset, extra long.43
$1.25 Corset, extra long.08
WE BEAT TUP WORLD ON
CLOTHING.
Men's Sails range in price $3.98.
$4.87. $5.98, on up (o $15.00
for a regular $20.00 Suit.
Special values in Men's Over
coats _$4.69. $5.98 up to $12.39
Boy's Knee Pants Suils, the best
values we have ever brought to
the Sunny South. Suits range
in prices $1.39, $1.98. $2.75 up
to $5.89 for the $7.00 kind.
1 large Art Square 9x12 feel at 2.97
$1.50 large Rug.98
$6.00 large Rug, our price . . 4.25
Men's fine Dress Pants $1.75,
$1.98. $2.48 up to $4.98 for
the $0.50 kind.
$1.25 Men's Bull Dog .bans
Pauls, our price.98
.lohn B. Siels..ii Hal at
$3.48 for the $5.00 kind.
And other fine Hals $2.25 up U>
MILLINERY.
The latest creations in Hals, and
Ihey are just, beautiful. You will
feel like buying 2 Imts when you sec
the low price we sell them ;it. Call
and see Miss Florence Jones and lei
her make your hat. You will be glad
you inet Miss Jones.
MKVS NECKWEAR.
Four in hand Tics and bows, beauties
too.10. .15. .25 to .43
Skirls for everyday and Sunday
loo.'. ..*. . 39. .45 up to' .98
Don't go ragged.
Paul-..98 up h $4 97
W.ar clot lies, led good, do good,
smile and he happy.
? ( ( ITTON IS IT."
Cotton goods at same old prices here.
Iliirrv up and buy your cotton good".
Molley has j.'1'eal Working power al
Red I f?n Racket, w hich makes n
possible I" >e|| same good-. I'or los?
money.
"SWEETER THAN EVER"
21 lbs Standard Granulated Sugar $1.00
SHOES: SHOES!
For everybody from baby up in
granddaddy. We will save, you from
10c, 25e to 50e a pair on your fall
bill of Shoes if you Will come to J.
<'. Burns & Co., the big Department
Store, and figure with us.
$2.50 large Family Bible.98
Special lot Ladies' Collars.10
10c Lemon and Vanilla Extracts .08
l'.'.c pkg. Black Draughl.15
'.' cakes Toilet Soap.10
We can save you from 15c to 35c
on your purchases made here.
The proof pf the pudding is eating
of the pudding, not chewing of the
bag around the pudding. The proof
of our saving you lo |o H5 per cent is
in buying your goods here not men
ly talking aboul it.
Come buy a bill and put ii,*- lo tin
lest.
MEN'S AND BOY'S CAPS.
Big ''.ip values going at .15. .25.
lo.48
Spei ii lol Men's Hals, bought
at house samples and odd
going al .68. .98. 1,48
Fine Dress Hals latest styles
$2.50 guaranteed Hal for . . 1.98
RED IRON RACKET CREW "Is Johnny On The Spot" and will wait on you. Messrs R. E. Thompson,
R. L. Simpson, Carl A. Bramlett, Smith J. Martin, D. R. Simpson; L. E. Burn-, and Miss Florence Jones.
Six Special Bargain Days Each Week. Don't Spend a Red Cent Until You Get to
Company l^f^l^ if^^^l^ t^E^*J^L^^^^tk..^^ ^ ^ Company
We arc Located Completely out of the High-priced District 210 West Laurens St., Ne xt to Bramlett's Shop