Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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WALL STREET ARITHMETIC ro mills make one trust, ro trusts make one combine, ro combines make one merger, ro mergers make one magnate, r magnate makes all the The Original Step Toward Becoming a Magnate is the Step Toward i Bank's Door to r,ay by YOCR FIRST Enterprise Bank Laurens, S. C. Wishes to Aid You to Become a Magnate J.W.& R. M. Eichelberger We desire to rail your attention to the fact that we have on hand a full stock of the best grade of Lime, Brick, Cement, Plaster, Crushed Stone for all Concrete and Pav ing purposes. Also the best grade Blue Gem and Jellico Lump Coal delivered promptly anywhere in city. The best l>ry Bine and < )uk Wood, rut for stove or f?re place at reasonable prices. Give us a trial order and you will become one of our regular customers. We appreciate and give all orders lar^e or small our personal attention. We make Drayage a Specialty. J.W.&R.M. Eichelberger * Quality and Price f . & I ouch these two points in the combination and you ^ have opened the money saving values here. i\$ |J Indies' Sweaters in limited quantity, market value $3.50, J| J9 price $2.50 while they last. ^ Ladies' Blenched Bibbed hleece Underwear in sep? ? crate pieces at .:<,c. Ivxtrn large and heavy quality at 50c. * & ? Ladies' White .,1 Scarlet Ribbed Wool Underwear, ? sc pc rale pieces. J^l Children's White Cotton and Wool Vests jtf m Ladies' and Children's Winter Hosiery. ^ Get a paii of Sandow Stockings into your Boy's Shoes mr and furthei trouble will be avoided. Jl No advance prices in Cotton or Wool Flannels asked here, (in:! this applies to all Wool Dress Goods in modern Jl and high grade quality. J[J^ \ W. G. WILSON & COMPANY | Laurens, S. C. & Sow Vetch and Alf alf a Get fresh seed from me. A fts!! line of (Fountain Syringes Dr. Posey's Drug Store I .aureus. S. C. JUST FOR FUN. SnggmtluUH. He i:?t managed to iccumulate i lot rtf money ;>v more or leas questionable met hods. '] dtould like to in mmething for :h* benefit of Mi* town. ' a* mill. "Well," suggested .i?* poor mi oth -?!? v no Honest '"it.zan. 'you might move out of It."?Chicago News. Vio't ?0U Is. SenatorTaylor of Tennessee tel at an ?>ui n*m*n whose, vorthless ion was married secretly Hie old man heard of it- and ?sk*d rh* boy If lie was married; "I ain't aaytn' i ain't," *;i<? :ioy replied. ''Now, you Rastus," stormed the old man '[ ain't askin' you is you ain'l [ i? ask In' you ain't you is!"?Troy He Knew. Tom?There's on* peculiar riunn about i married aian. Teas?What's that? Tom?When a* acknowledges that his* wir* can do a thing much better than he can. Ir s pretty safe that ir is something n* doesn't want to do. And Then Th* pedestrian paused on rh* street ro light hin cigar "Do you know.'- came from a door way, "wh? 1 saw you standing her* in the moonlight last ni*hr. ir. was all f row Id do ro kenn from kissing yoU?" There was an Instant's pause, then a roy. girlish whisp*r. "Did you ever hear that the thought of to-day Is the aerion of ro-morro'-v-' "?Judge. Kver Ready* "Woman." observed rh* epigrammat ic boarder. "Is a puzzle without an answer." "Huh!" snorted old Grumpley, "I never saw a woman without one yel ? Ftosfon Transcripr. w Inks ??. Snooze. "Stands to reason no congregation can agree as to the proper length f?>r a sermon." "Why not " "Some like in winks and some pre fer a snooze." -I.ouiss ill* Courier . Journal. - A Warning'. "We are all born equal," quoted the wise guy. "Don't try to tell that to the mother Of a first baby," cautioned the simple mug. Philadelphia Record. A Double Pleasure. "Shame on you. Von came home last night actually tipsy." "So I did. my dear. I just couldn't resist the pleasure of seeing two of you at once."?1'hlladelphla Lodger. Different Kind. "So he praised my singing." "Yes, he said it was heavenly." "Really." "Well, something like that, lie said it was unearthly."?Llpplncott's. The Invalid Father. It has been a hard day in (lie field and father and son were very hungry. The only things eatable on the table were 12 very large apple dumplings. The father had consumed lo while the hoy was eating one. and then both reached for the one remaining. "Son." pleaded the farmer, "you would'nt take the last apple dumpling from your poor sick pa. would you?" Success. A Great White Light. It is impossible to in: Sei the Anderson city council in *'j anx ious to secure competition a good paper as The Da. y Mad ;<? council continue.- to grar.* for gas plant*.-?<'*Auiu\?:t. ):?* .?. The demand in K\>^v>^>u :? Un ' gas. The Dally Mt : }<,???.??>?> i. the )'.:?:::.:: h'.:- ? ien> "a* <>. Ittiftrfcd ? Anderfr/yjj Mi.j. -Pi>k Out )vvr Wio>.i i.(. ' Ir, !t* ???!*? y-uih b'jlH't t ;?i ?",? rn*n l*-f'. \zj*n fivt. v \wy i.t,< i.-ir.k ?r. w .?*. ; Tt.?\< ;>? r ?.?/.*<'? .-. '.; 'Jk*7 l/> fc UMH . t*o,<itfefd i. <Vs;;*'. :' ???/. vaaetng A t r :r. M t: I '..*?#.? A vornan pnr. **t f**?vf mti 'A UM >?pper window. "What do you waetv' an* demanded. 'Ish this the residence of Mlsh'r Shmirh?" inquired the man? "Yes. What do you want?" "Dear Mi**hus flhmlth! Oood MIhh hus Shmlth! Will you- hie -000)6 down an' pirk out Mr. Hhmlth? The n?sh of um want to go home!'' Phila delphia Inquirer. I einer-salloii Doil'tM. Don't say "Vou whs," but "Vou were." Don't say "Me don't." but "He doesn't." Don't ?ay "Not ns I know." but "Not that I know." Don't say "lie Is older ."an inc." but "He Is older than I." Don't aay "Between you ami I," but "Hetween you and inc." Don't sny "Hbo is somo better," but "She is somewhat better." Don't s:iy "Tiiis is ihn finoi I of tiny,' 1 >111 "This is liner than any.'' Don't say "Where uro yon (ito| . inn "Whoro are yon ulaylng?" I ton'I say " I dlsllko hoi ovor," bm "I dislike her rnon ever." Don't say "I wna ral -J In ' ? fit gland," hut I waa roan I ... ' ?: ? ?? gland." Don't say "Klthor ? do," hut "Any of I > TJtl'TII Aii<?f I i IT 1 . SoiihIIiIc Mi-ili.fi - Wi I i ? ? . i -\ \ rens Ilms/ < >>. (i u ? ? i \i<*i>* ft'.i lfl?-i |., i i .* ? | i m ? Catarrh > ?? MB ? -.<? "> ? Ml >v ,.i In? rnodJolftAvi ?.?? ?fomiltfli ?? spray- M(, ...>?? ? i . ? {.-.no ???H In : ? ifl ...??? in ? . .x.i./ i-./, (Jfcoardod ? .<? . idUnn nt.l n ? iiw th*rn wMlit t?o .v.iv'ii ooiuddhiMiini >.??." ." ' , ?- .x?> ..??' .???' 1 ? r ' i , llO I? persona >"'V 11)011 >" Of tfc? rf!*Vfl ?? ill ?>?/,. ?! .x .t I ? > r???.fl lOOltH Did -..?it u.nniu'.iui. li t nAva im rtnty dtld Vity to <**i.??? <m ?-??? . wd Itat In <v kill i.ito diiriH? '.' '.?* ?? H mly x'i?- ???lii.wiv ilfni x\\\ r. e /,?>?)(., v'kmi i /e?n VllritM UtO gMVttttt *.??> an.) ltd! ;*i ilyoniel ,- -.>n?1 ;m iiimlo eliieOy (VOW Sil?: ?.. an i>irn: ihiM m>t t?dOulypCoi <Afliblu<irl tdili rftliov itot'ili killing an ,<>.i i i'.. IM'rtatnrt It I'll through ...? i i'UUhOt' Inltalov tna't eomon * ?a?ili rtiitrtt and rollol! it* im mod I i <oi\ rogularly for ;? row wookn Pfyoutof (prdnonnttnd rFTgh o ma) win ftufrt (Jhrortlfl ftatarrh. <"omr?i**t" out rtr I! nO ar f^in^im Dvllg Co and load ing dirngftlafa averywhara. MI-O-NA Cures indigestion It relieve* Rtomaoll inlwry, nour HtOUU aeh, bnloldnf(,iui<I nitron nil utomaoli dUi mm ?>r inonojr lui' U. I,ni|/m i/n? of iui,. luUt 60 COttU. i>iuj{ginta in all town a. WANTED AH Kind of fur*, MinK, Mutkrat and other*. The hlschcHt niAfkot price will Uc pftldi S. Pollakoff Next door I?. O. LaureiUM, S. <\ g ''Polly of the Circus" Q Citv Opera House I Newberry, S. C. I Monday, Dec. 13th. | 8-S |j| I his is a Guaranteed Attraction ^ 5? Prices 50c to $1.50 ? This Company is composed of 31 Artists be= JlJ sides two bit;- Circus Horses, two Ponies, and two K Jj| performing- .Mules, and w ill be presented just as N Q put on in New York City. Jjj} $g Out=of~Town patrons' Tickets will ? g be carefully reserved. For further in- 8 formation apply to Jj Earheardt & Baxter |j j| Managers, Newberry, S. C. g * The last issue of Government Bonds bear 2 per cent interest. Your Savings account with this bank will pay you 4 per cent interest. Von can start an account witli as little as $1. i I I 1 1 THE BANK 3^ LAU RENS L. AU RENS, S.C. , The Bank for Your Savings. Our Holiday Line of Christmas Goods is Larger and More Select This Year Than Lver Before Enlargement Necessary In ordei to better display our exceptionally fine line <il ll'dnl.iy (moils and for the benefit <>l" our customers, we have enlarged our store rnom and art- now using the ? .< < ond Woor of Our Building ns a I >is|>iay Room All oin im nds are invited to visit this department .uid select their Christinas Gifts. Von will find here tin- very latest in toys for children; Hie most appropraite ^ifts for young and old. Dolls at 5 cents to $4.oo Come early; the stock is now on display. Karly .Shoppers Get The Choice. PALMETTO DRUG CO. Laurens, S. C.