The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, August 25, 1909, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
THE WEEK'S NEWS IN
LISBON COUNTRY
Farm? rv tie Famished lor l.ain Col.
T. .1, Mtmrc Talks ?f ( r<i|t Con.
diticns Personal IU ins.
Lisbon, Aug. UUrd, Misses Margaret
ami Par.nie MeKeinily 61 Abbeville
Holme
.
M ?. i
vilb .
Mrs. : ' .
Ill
SpS'lt.,!..- li'g is y\. 'V.l.i. .14 l..s \.o< ,:
With i ( !; tlvt
' . ? - ? . ? v .
nl Abi. villc niid llont i I';;:!.. s;|ti hd
lug i in- tii< nili ? itii t! ? f.
Mrs. Powers : ml children <d Amer
icas, c.t . ai" vlsiflug Mrs. iJOwevs'
pa rents,
Mr. nn<i Mr*. A. .i. Smith, Mr and
Mrs. T. <;. Hallos and children of Cross
Keys spent last Friday with friends
<ui I nng st roc t.
Mrs. Orrnb Irby. Miss .lulln Irby |
and Mr. Pope lily spent Ihst Thursday
night with Mr. .1. T. A. Hallew and
family.
The fa'rtin i*s are needing rain Very
badly, Tin continued rains from May
until 1:5 days ago, getting ko ihtieli
iitto in rl <? cotton and iio\v stopped
raining; everything Is withering vo,r>
fas'. It we ilnli't get rain sdon the
cotton crop will be shorn r ;::;.:i \vt
an! leijiated.
toil : ltd Spart; libuig, and looking over
tlir?-'e counties finds '?.?!>: about lik<
jhl? county sor'ry cotton and worst
i ? lb : Is I ?
in t>l..< ? s vJ*ry large Put iit|le fruit de
velot ??(!. m <??}?> :? places the cpttoh i>
loti poor to r.tloh. On the way from
Bpuilanlitire las) Sunday, he n:< : Up
witii Col. T. i. Mtiore of MooriiS. i.itd
iiSlcing l.i< opinion of tin Corn and cot?
Ion crop of his county, this is wh; I lie
said: "I hhvo I n n around a great
deal of late to tell -lie people lo vote
for lite bond Issue of $lu0.ooO that wt
might have good roads at a very small
cost to the poor farmer ftnd at the
name time enhance the vnlho of his
land in rural districts. Now then I
will say teat in all of my rounds I
find but little eottoti (bat.I oall first
class. in (daces I hud acre- that will
nu ke an average of lf?0 pounds of seed
? ?( 'ton per acre".
Col. Moore is a typical farmer and
you can rely upon what ho says every
day in the w< , k. it i< a pleasure to
bear him till about bis great holds of
hay and other crops.
The farmers are getting lit fodder
mid all of it will be first class, as
nothing but <!? ws to Interf* re Late
Corn ami peas w ill be a complete fail
ure without r; i:. very soon.
M\ PREDICAMENT.
RV W. \K S.
Medic
on the ClotII. dot:, d tltO
. ' tniii
? it tie
n w < t,t to v. ( ? !?; lind Ir.iide
1
t
?
I is. I m.id<
or ? attempt to reach down foi' feme
thin.: to eat and from the hoNo made
by the ripolng of the cloth I bad to
Hton and play off Sick, YOU know
how a hungry boy's mouth w ill v nter
for fried chicken, pies and cakes fit a
picnic; that was my fix. There \v;:.
plenty before me but I could not get
f'own ot it. I avoided the girls (111I'
ll v the- evening, walked around kinder
I . ome until I gOl a (bailee to crawl
up c ti .lohn and make for home and get
another pair of pants. I never have
had any more use for a Tickle cut suit,
l'.v-the-way. Plcklfl was the first man
I ever saw with a false tooth. He
I rimmed out a section of a cow's horn
}?::(] put in a front tooth. When he
h?d a crowd of girls around him learn
ing the Charts, and on getting up a big
laugh it would nlip out. and it wa
funny to see Plcklfl Jab hfs bandk?*r
chief ur> to hip Itt?tlth and slip Ite
tooth in again. ,
LOCAL AND PERSONAL MENTION.
Mos Loulic l-iiehclbcrgcr returned
Monday from Cltnii Springs.
Miss Mamie \dair returned yester
day in her houu in Clinton after H
week's visit to i er undo, '.'.v. \1. \V.
Yutdiwtstcr Ia \ enppt I and Mrs.
Davenport have returned from .1 visit
(6 ?'!::. 'lotto' Bl}ti otl.i r , lit ? s II) North
tiit hi ????.!
?': 1 ::i ,i (?::<: vacation which lie With
Ids family s;?? at in Clinton.
M s? Buth Payne is in Spnrtanburg,
the guest < : Mhs Corrihc Crews.
Mrs. think.-, of Morgnhton. N. C, is
visiting Mr. ;.t.<i Mi-s. V. C. Heliums.
Mr and Mrs. \V. Ii c.iik? rson and
Mr Vniiccy Cli'kerson left Tuesday for
.1 short to relatives in Anderson.
Col. T. B. Crews left Monday for An
derson to attend tin- "Hed Shirt" re
llli'oil in that city Last Saturday an
effort was made to g< t a meeting of
(hi led si irts in this county to select
delegates to the convention, hut this
failed. It is understood, though, that
a number of iheti v. ill go from this
"ounty.
A ropy of the Mount I .owe Daily
News. (CaliforniaI compliments of Dr.
and Mrs. w. |f. Dial Mrs. W. D Fer
guson and Mrs. T. I) Darlington, was
received by The Advertiser Oils week.
Cd. .'. il. Trnyuham has returned
from Atlanta where he visited his
11. pin w. .Mr. v.'. 1.. Traynluiit!.
Rev. and Mrs. :i. P.. Mos.:.;, lofl for
I"; donee, after a few days' visit to
relatives in (lie city. From Florence.
Mr. an! Mi's. Mose!, y go direct to Cu
lm to again take up their Work in the
mission lit id.
Mr. s. !?]. ihm y returned Sunday
from Plckeiis coulity. where on Sat
urday he made an address a: the ed
ucational rally.
Mr and Mrs .1. 1-:. Carlisle (,f Kinps
(rce are visiting relatives in the city.
0:1 s mday morniisg and evening Mr.
Carlisle Idled the pulpit of the First
Methodist church.
Mr. tie?rge I' Copehind of Clinton
Spent a lew days (his week with his
son. Mr. m I.. Copeland.
Mr, A. F, Campbell of Whltmlre was
in the city several days last week vis
itin-: his brother, Mr. \V. A. Campbell.
Mrs. Louis Anderson has returned
iron, a visit to her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. w. if. Drummond 01 Lanford.
Mr. William Templeton, formerly
of this county, now a resident of Ashe
vill.'. N. C. visited relatives here last
week d attended the veterans' re
union at Rocky Springs.
Mr red Mis. A N. Pramletl and lit
tle son Do ran. sccompanied by Miss
Nannie Franks visited relativ? s and
friends in Spnrtanburg last week.
Mis II. L. Poole lias returned to her
home in I'nion after a two week's visit
to her sister, Mrs. I.. 0. Rlackwell.
Mr. and Mr*. Wylie Drisskell of An
derson have hten visiting their parents
Mr. und Mrs. .). K Tollison.
Misses Cert rude and Daisie Bell Tol*
lisOh are visiting their grandparents,
Mr. a lid Mrs. K. T. Tollison a! Helton.
Tue friends mid they are legion?
<?: Mr. VV. Pick lludgcus will regret to
know 1 hii'i lie is ill with ft .t r i.t his
?
. ... is Siting iii r -> h!. Mr. Will
on thi corner ed Church and Hamilton
sfrei ts. Mess:.-, i. I). Sexton {< Son be
ing the contractors.
Mi.-- Lintia Olei :: a chnt'thing voting
lady of New I? -:>. is the guest f.! Miss
Klinke Kiddell if Sullivan street.
Mr. L. <: Palle. jr.; is ; : Mi 1.treat
nth.)
M r F. !' Mint- r left Moi d y for th"
no ti e-n markets to purchase his fall
' e| o| goods.
M Co-a \\
New Veik. af;e- sp^ndinf.' ten days in
Ike
11
Dill
Mi - Sue in .,1 has rctunied frtm a
visit to her pa re lit* in Creetivllle.
Mr. 1. II. Sullivan lias gotie (0 the
Mountain? to spend bis vacation.
Mr. .1. C. Sullivan Is in the moun
tains ot North Carolina for h while.
Mrs. C. Si, Clarke. Mi.-s Rebecca*
Clarke and Miss Itessle Kolarnl will
leave Wednesday tor Ashcvllle and
Montreat.
Miss Amelia TOlld delightfully en
tertained a large number of hi r
friends Monday morning in honor of
her guest. Mi-s Anna PrentIss,
Information \\ anted.
Cflpt. .las. P. Sloan wants to know
if there i.~, now living in Lfttl -ens
county, the mother of a confederate
veteran. This information will be
greatly Appreciated if sent direct to
, Mr sioan or to Tb<; Advertiser
?_
Cham?erloin s Cough Remed
Cur? > CoMty Croup and w hooeitig Couch,
By O. HENRY.
[CopyrlKbl, ICOO. hj s. s. MH.'lure Co.?,
f" . \ Ki:i> haired, unshaven, untidy
I A I Iii.-.i. sal .!; a rn i lug < hair by
|/\ I " w ?' ,: 1'' ?l,s| ': (1
L?J ii i ?; was > Utting l?lue
clouds vylth great s:i?'? ? f... ?;? n. Ho bad
U-iuoved Ids kI>"( < ;;:.,! doltitc 1 a | n!r
-! blllO. farted .;.:;<! s,.ppcrs. With
illy morbid thirst ot (lie <?< n;'.: ii
dally hewsj drinker, lie awkwardly
folded bllCK the j tip** . f evoi.iiig
paper, eagerly gulping down the
strong, black headline to be fe Slowed
as a chaser by tin- milder detail's <>f
the smaller type.
In an adjoining room a woman was
rooking sw| pe r. Odors from strong
bacon ai.d boiling coffee contended
against the cut plug fames from the
vespertine pipo.
Outside was one if those crowded
streets of the east side in which as
twilight falls Satan sits op his re
cruiting otllce. A mighty lu st of chil
dren danced am] ran and played in the
street. Above the playground forever
hovered a great lord. The bird was
known to humorists as the stork Mat
the people of Chrystle street were bet
ter ornithologists. They called it a
vulture,
A little girl of twelve came up tim
idly to the man reading and resting by
the Window and said:
"Pnpn, won't you play a game of
Checkers with me If you aren't too
tired V
The red haired, unshaven, untidy
man sitting shoeless by the window
answered, with a frown:
"Checkers! No; I won't. Can't a
man who works hard all ?'.:;y have it
little rest when be comes home': Why
don't yen po out iind l lay with the
< liter kids mi the sidewalkV"
The woman who was cooking came
10 the de r.
"John." she snld, "I don't like for
Lizzie to play In the street. They
.cart: loo much there that ain't good
for 'ein. She's been In the house all
day long. !: seems that you might
give up a little ef year time to amuse
her when you come home."
'"Let her e.e , ut and play like the rest
of 'cm if she wants to be amused."
said the red haired, unshaven, untidy
man, "and don't bother toe."
* ? ? ??>??,
"You're on." said Kid Mullaly. "Fif
ty dollars to S'J.'i I take Annie to the
dance. Put up."
The Kid's black eyes were snapping
with the tire of the baited and chal
lenged. He drew out his "rod'' and
slapped five tens upon (he bar. The
three or four young fellows who were
thus '?taken" more slowly produced
their stake.
"And, oh, what'll he done to you'll
be a plenty," said a bettor, with antici
patory glee.
"That's my lookout." said the Kid
sternly. "Iii! 'em up all around.
Mi'.r."
After the round Parke, the Kid's
sponge, sponge hohler, pal. mentor ami
grand rl/.ier, drew him out to the boot
black stand at the saloon corner, where
all the official and important matters
of the- small Hours Social club wore
settled.
"t ilt that blond out. Kid." was his
advice, "or there'll be trouble. What
do you want to 'brew down that girl
< f yours for': You'd never hud one
lhat'il freeze to you Liz has. She's
vv ortli a hail P.II < f Amies."
'I'm no Annie admirer!'*: said the
Kid. drooping a cigarette ftfth ? It his
? oiishc d toe and wlj lug it off on'Toiiy's
shoulder. "But 1 want to tench Liz a
less, n. she thinks I be! am to her.
She's been bragging that I daren't
speak lo another girl. Liz is all right
In some wayS. She's drinking ft little
too in i h lately. And she uses lan
guage that n lady oughtn't."
"You're engaged, ain't you?" asked
Rurke,
"Sure. We'll gel married next year,
may be."
"I saw you make her drink her first
glass of beer/' said Parke. ?'That was
?w o ye ..rs ago, when she used to come
down 10 the corm r (if Citryslio bare
headed to mee t you' after supper. She
Wits it ouiet sir; .f a I.id theo and
couldn't speak without blushing,"
?she's a little spitfire sometimes
: \.." said the Kid "I h?te jealousy.
That's why j'tii goliitf the dance
v. Annie'. I'd teach I or some s. use."
??We.:, you i elior I'-ou a little out."
w. re i urke's last wonN. "If 1.1/ was
tiij i.'.:', atal I was t.> sneak Olli f<> a
e coupled Up Wltll Uli Ancle I'd
Waul a suit of chain armor on under
my gladsome rngs, ail right."
Through the Inful of the stork-vul
ture wandered Liz. ihr black eyes
searched the passing < 1 owds lieriiy. btlt
vaguely. Now ai.d then she- hummed
bars of foolish ilttIO SOllgS.
LlZ'8 skirt was green silk. Iler
Waist w as a large brow r and pink
phi id, well fitting and i ot without
style. She wore a cluster of rings of
huge Imitation rubles and a locket that
banged her knees at the bottom of a
silver chain. Iler shoes were run down
over twisted high heels nnd were
st rangers to polish. Iler hat would
scarcely have passed Into a flour bar
red.
The "family entrance" of the RlUO
.lay cafe received her.
"Whisky, Tommy," she snld as her
sifters farther uptown murmur,
"Champagne, James."
"Sure. Miss Lizzie! What'll tho
rbaser be?"
"Seltzer. And. say, Tommy, has the
Kid been around today7"
"Why. no. Miss I.lzzle, I haven't
saw him today."
"Pm lookln' for 'tn," said l.'.z after
t
i
-^Mallrcss Store
%\i id.
- ??.T/V .: I 'r r:~ ?& S&:j v.
How
About a Good Mattress
For Your Bed?
I
4
!f you have not got a good one now you
should get one, as at least one third of your time
is spent in bed, and if you have a good Comfort=
? able Mattress on your bed you will rest better and
feel more like working next day. We have a
complete line from the cheapest in price, but good
? in quality to the Felt Mattresses. Each one has
V the best quality of Ticking in different colors. As
^ we buy in large quantities we have a line of
? jjprices that you can not duplicate at any place.
Hu' chaser had spurted und? r her imso.
"It's got tu MO ttut 1 In1 s:i\s he'll take
Annie Karlsoll to ttu- ihm <?. Lot hint.
The pink eyed white rnt! I'm look In'
for 'in. You know inc. T< iii.ny. Two
yenrs me and the K ill ve been engaged.
IxM>k ut that ring. Five hundred ho
said It cost. I.<t him take her to the
dnnee. Whnt'll 1 do'/ I'll cut his
heart out. Another whiskv. Tommy."
"I wouldn't listen to no such reports.
Miss Lizzie." said the waiter smooth
ly from the narrow opening above bis
<h'n. "Kid Mullaly's not the guy to
throw n htdy like you down. Seltzer
on the side?"
"Two years." repented 1.1st, softening
n little to sentiment under the mnglc
of the distiller's art. "I always used
to piny out on the street of ovonin's
'cause there was nothin' doln' for me
fit home. For n long time 1 Just sat en
doorsteps ami looked at the lights ami
the people goln' by. And then the Kid
eame along one evenin' and sized me
Up, Mid 1 was mashed t n the spot for
fair. The llrst drink he made me take'
I cried all night at home find pot a
llekln' for makin' n noise. An?! now?
say, Tomtny, you ever see this Annie
Knrlsou? if it Wasn't for peroxide the
chloroform limit would have put her
out hing ago. Oh, I'm lookln' for 'in.
you loll the Kid if he comes III Mc'i
I'll ctlt his heart out. Another whisky.
Tommy/'
A little unsteadily, but with watch
f;:l and brilliant eyes, Liz whlkod up
the avenue toward the Small Hours
Social clUh.
At 1? O'clock the president. Kid Mill
irtly. paced upon the floor with a lady
ort his arm. As the Lorelei's was her
hair golden. Ihr "yes" was softened
to a ''yah." but its ijtinllty of as^. ni
was patent to the most Vilesh:n cars
She stepped upehi her <<\vii train mid
blushed, and- she smiled Ilde Ihe eyes
of Kid Mullnly.
And then as the two sloed in live
middle of tie wnvd f! r the thing
happened to prevent which many
lamps are burning nightly in tunny
stuoies and llhrnrlcri?
<Mil from the ? Ir lo of S| <? :. .; t-s ;i
? ? ? .
I{er eyes were hard aid li'M i.'r Ihgli
Jet. She did :?? t serenin i r w.Tvef
.Mo<t unwomanly she < rletl or.i one
oath, the Kill's own favorite uitll lllld
in his own i'.eep voice, and then while
the Small Hours Social club went friin
(tcnlly to pieces she made gm d her
boast to Tommy, (ho Walter made
good as far as the length < f hel knife
blade and the strength of her arm pi r
milted.
Liz ran cut and down the street
SWlfl and true as a woodcock flying
through a prove of saplings at dusk.
And then followed (he big city's I ig
pest shame, handed down from a long
ago century of the basest barbarity -
the hm? und cry. Nowhere but In the
big cities does It survive, and here
most of all. where the ultimate pcrfoe?
lion of culture, citizenship and alleged
superiority Joins bawling In the chase
They pursued, n shrieking mob of
fathers, mothers, lovers and maidens,
howling, yelling, calling. Whistling,
<Tying for blood,
Knowing her way aid hungry for
her surcease, she darted down tl e fa
miliar ways until nl last her feet
Struck the dull solidity <f the rolling
pier. And Iben it was but I) few more
panting stops/ami good mother Rftnt
rlvor took Uz to tier Itosoin, soothed
her muddily, but quickly, and settled In
five minutes the problem ttiat keeps
lights burning o* nights In thousand of
pastorates and colleges.
? ??????
it's mighty funny what kind of
drenids one tins sometimes, roots call
them visit.us. but ? vision is only 11
dream lu blank verse. 1 dreamed the
rest of this story.
1 thought 1 was in the next world
and there was ft great crowd of us out
side the courtroom where the Judg
ments were going on. And every now
and then n very beautiful and Impos
ing court officer angel would come out
side the door and call another case In
a loud voice.
While 1 was considering my own
worthy sins and wondering whether
there would he any use of my trying
to prove an alibi by claiming that 1
llVOd In New Jersey the bailiff angel
came to the door and sang out, "Case
No. 00,852," 1".:"
Up stepped a plain clothes man -
there wore h is of 'cm there, dressed
exactly like prom hers and hustling us
spirits nroUlid just as cops do on earth
- and by the arm he drugged -whom,
d" you think: Why. LI/!
The court officer took her inside and
?:. ?<<: the door. I went up to Mr. Ply
? ?> and impaired about the case.
.'. very sad 0110," says he, laving t he
mints i ! his manicured fingers to
:o;hor? "an utterly Incorrigible girl. !
am special terrestrial officer, the itev.
Jones. 'The case was assigned to me.
The girl murdered her Dunce and com
mitted suloldo, she had no defense.
y.y re pi rt to the court relates the facts
hi detail, all of whli h arc substanti
ated by reliable witnesses. The wages
of sin is death. ITahc the Lord!"
The court oftlcer opened the door
And stopped nut.
'?Pot r giri:" snld Special Terrestrial
Officer the llov. Jones, with a tear In
Iiis eye, was one of the saddest
cases that I ever met with, of course
she was"
"1 isebnrged,'' said {he court officer
"f'nsno hero, Jonosy. First thing you
know you'll bo switched to the polple
?<;U:id, flow Would you Ilk"' to he on
the missionary force in the south sea
Mrids hoy'/ Now. you (pill making
Ihoso false arrests or you'll he trans
ferrod seel The guilty party you've
got to look for In this ense is a red
haired, unshaven, untidy man. sitting
by the window reading In his stocking
feet while his children play In the
Streets. Gel a move on you I"
Now, wasn't that a silly dream?
ItocolplM Wore #.tr>,r?0.
The Ladies' Aid society of tin Meth
odist church announces that the clear
receipts of the conceit given last Fri
day (vening at the graded school
' amounted to $'lf?ai((, The society
WlsllC8 to thank all who took part or
i in any way assisted in making the
? concert a success.
t onnt.\ Doctors Met Monday,
, An Interesting meeting of the county
medical society was held on Monday
I afternoon at whic h a number of inter
esting papers were read. Among the
I OUt-Of'tOWn doctor-- her? liefe Or. J.
: q Wllbui of U aterloo in T L. w.
Batioy of (Minion, ami i>t ,i t, Penne
i of Watt : loo.
Ii * < u t ko m w ishixg ro*<
Postmaster McCnnj Visits Depart*
mi'tiis Pf lathe lo Local I flairs,
Postmaster Geo. S. McCravy has re
turned lei the City Horn a visit u
I Lyn eh burg ar.d Washington. Mrs. Mc
Cravy accompanying him to the Vir
I ginia city where she visited relative;..
Col. McCravy's visit to Washington
w; s tor the purpose of filing with the
first assistant postmaster general t le
petitions formally requesting the es
tablishment ol city delivery here
Latirens is now entitled to free del ,
cry of mull and Postmastei McCrav.
is anxious to get the system estab
lished as speedily as practicable. Iii
addition to filing the numefOUfttj
signed petitions he sect!red a personal
Interview with the heads of the it*.
part men I and mhde. a strong appeal
in behalf of the city's Claims. At ;?
result, a special nositofiSee Inspectri.'
'will visit Laurens a' early dii
with the view <it InvestIgiMing con :'
*i"tis find laciiitJes and u|ioh these
v.i'.l make ? |. r(-c-or/:mond;ition to . ?
eepartroeut. Meantime the citj svi
ef)y [iosted und the hpUs*?s number1!':!
wori ? i ?? i
und? '"stood.
I not ? I a 1 .a
rens postal affairs was the salarl ? ?
o! the men i:. charge of the two rur:
stations here. Latirehs and Wii
mills. I'pon his recommehdatiori.i
department agreed to taise the gala"
at the Laurens mill station from 5'?
to >:;'? per month r.h ! t! ..t ol the \vnii
lit
r.i\ . ig'-' I
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Week!;. Ballot I
10 VOTES
GREAT POPULARITY CONTEST
I Vote for
SC
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