The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 02, 1909, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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The Tailur Shop of Andy Johnson. J 5m li * v * ****** **r*m. *(K.***** There is a tale of two tailors, which the game has the Unique quality of being true. The seventeenth president of the United States was Andrew Johnson. Bofore he became the president he was successively congressman, gov ernor of Tennessee, United states aetiator, vice-president. After BOl'V mg his time as president, he was oho-en a United States senator. It will be remembered that there was an attempt made to impeuch Prouident Johnson, in thoeo trying it me i that followed the death of the lamented Lincoln. it all arose thru | Johnson's request that Kdwin M. Stunton should resign his ofllce of secretary of war. Starte !i was n man ol touch ability?but he had a temper like a termagant, chewed tobacco in seven different languages, swore like a pirate of Penzance, and was nearly as precocious as Job, who. wo are told, ?tirsei the day lie was born? surely a wonderful feat for one young! StantOU tried Lincoln's patience al most to the breaking point, l have ?xv Influence with this administration ? ask StUntOU," Lincoln used to say. At another time Lincoln said to So ward, "Look out for Stunton, Seward, his name Is Vesuvius, ami 1 think an eruption Is about due." Stnnton met his match in Johnson, lot while Johnson was always a gen. Lloman, there was a trace of Scotch in his ancestry which made him ob ject to the steam-roller as U social and political accessory. The Impeachment trial was a flghl to the death hot ween Johnson and Stnnton. When Johnson was upheld by the court that tried him, Stanton at once resinned, an 1 a year later ho died. President Johnson attended lus fu neral, and made a speech in eulogy .)[ his erstwhile enemy, declaring, "lie was my friend a friend who did Hot always understand me. Mo was otic of the most able men I ever knew. II ho had faults, they were of the hpad, not heart; and now all we re : i am her is his zeal, his earnest desire for tho good, his upright intent, his matchless ability of brain. Let love mingle with memory and police be ..ceo ded to his ashes." Yc it was only a year before tills, when the Impeachment trial was on, iha* Stanton referred lo President John t?n as. "That tailor from Tennes see, Olli' knight of the shent's and goose.*' And Jouhson's answer was. "It i truo i aih a tailor by trade, but no man has ever said that I was not a good tailor, and If I am relieved <??' Uns ofllce I now hold. I am proud to say 1 can stiil go hack to tho bench nru) earn a living." In lSV!l Andrew Johnson wits a member ol h congressional committee Appointed to Inquire Into, and hinke :? report on, ihb available water-power n America. Tliin e6nihilttb>} spent two days in llochester investigating tho resources of the (lenesoe Palls. Thee w as an informal hau plot olio evening at the Whltcoinh HoUsOiwheiC me hundred of tiie principal business ,n<in if the c|iy gathered to do honor in theguestS,. The Into Judge Solo mon llubhard of fleuoseo Livingston county, tbid mo thO story. Judge L'lintoh Of Buffalo presided. In pro? entlug tho principal guest of the eVe ii.-: he told of that taunt of StniltOn'S, "The tailor from Tennessee our knight of the shears and goose." and of Johnson's reply. Now it BO happened that in the company was another tailor beside Andrew Johnson, and this was Nathan Stein, aged forty-four; flye feet, two inel ? s high in the shade. Johnson and Stein met on a tailor basis, and took very kindly to each other. "When you weigh stein in tho bal ance you will find him wanting noth ing that does not belong to him.*' .said Johnson, and then pausing added, "and also remeber to weigh him Troy, not Avoirdupois." Johnson quoted from the third chapter of Genesis, seventh verse. "And they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons." "These home-made colthes, however" continued Johnson, "were not entirely satisfactory, for we read in the -1st verse of the same chapter, that I have just mentioned. 'Unto Adam also and his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins.' So it really looks as if God were the t'rst tailor. Brother Stein and I have high precedent, and surely we do not apologize for our calling." Then Johnson proceeded to tell the story ahou* Lincoln meeting Alexan der H. Stephens on board a boat in the Potomac. It was a cold day and Stephens wore a big overcoat with the collar turned up. It Came from his heels to the top of his head. Lin coln and Stephens were men on a tremendous errand -they were to try to avert the coming war. by buying the slaves. Both men were nervous?both em barrassed. And Lincoln, as was his wont, dissipated the intensity with a laugh. "Alee." said Lincoln, "do yon know what you remind me of?" "No, Mr. President, tell me," said Stephens, with greni dignity. "You make me think that never be fore have I seen so small a nubbin in so big a shuck!" Stephens was SO small that a newspaper once said. "An empty carriage drove up and Stephens got out." "let in spite of his inches, or lack of them. Alexander 11. Stephens was the biggest man of (he Southern Con federacy; and if Lincoln and Stephens could have had their way, freed from the lire.caters, both North ami South, there would have been no civil war. "Nathan Stein is the size of Alexander Stephens -the si/a* of Napoleon and I like him so well that I thik WO should call on him." said Johnson the next da.v after Bio hampi"t. So the tailor from Tennessee dropped in to see the tailor of Rochester, as the committee was on the way to the rail road station. Johnson saw the work thai Stein was don Ig ami declared. "You will make not only garments. ' but an Kpocll! " Some one challenged Johnson to take off his coat, and .-i; crosS-leggod on the tailor's table und sew on a but ton that was missing from lodge Hub bard's coat. Johnson accepted the challenge, sewed on the button, and took a few needed stitches in the sleeve-linings as well. Some mouths after this, Johnson 'ordered a suit of clothes from Stein. -The clothes were made up and sent along with Mr. Stein'.- compliments I "The courtesy of one good tailor to I anot her." Vvh.n sixteen yea;- <?; hge Strad ivari Was apprenticed to Amatl. ami began to make violins. In his heart was the supreme desire to make a perfect musical Instilment, lb- work ed for exactly forty years before lie produced a violin that Satisfied him. 1 Stradivari died two humped and 11 fly years aco. but no man since his day has Improved upon his ail. "Other men will male different vio lins, hut no man will ev'er make bet ter ones," said Stradivari. And bis ' <a ords rang i rue. I Nathan stein began making clothes when sixteen years old. At sixty he was making better ami liner garments than any man in America. He passed . our at eighty, the supreme past mas ter of his craft, yet always a worker 'and alwnys a learner. lie had I fill tutor*, but no competitors. Nathan Stein was I he Nestor of the I model n clothing business and a 1 Prophet of the Bette. Bay.- Milien Ttnbbnrd. ? w. $ TT I Unquestionable H Security In judging :v.' bni things to ho cons'n strength there arc two import tint First? The Paid Up Capital Stock. This represents the amount of capital Invested in tbusiness by the Stockholders, The liability of the stock holders of this bank is $100,01)0. Seeo'id Surplus. Surplus is profits from trie business get aside as additional working capital. It adds just so much to the bank's strength and Is additional security to depositors. This Bank's Surplus Is $85,000. Mo Other bank in this COUnty Offers better its depositors than the -urity ti I i i The Bank for Your Savings. MKM01UM.. The Northern Mine The Southern tJrin. By Damon Harvey. Wherever comrades may repose, free from tiie bugle's call, As heroes, they In mem'ry tiv?>. torn. Bcar'd by stool ami ball; Thero let as moot and mingle tears in unison to-day. And scatter floral wroaths. alike, up on iho blue und may. The few remaining "Vets." with pride and trembling, tottering trend All join to decorate the graves of bur heroic dead. Tho breach of peace that once pre. vailed, from ago, has died away. | The tears of love are shed the same Upon the bine and gray. With din of battle on their ear. the scenes of war in mind, Our brave defenders, need, gl'tiy, tire dropping out of line. 15re long the "taps.'* will call the last tine Soldier Boy away. Who may have worn the Northern blue perhaps the Southern gray. No slab of granite mark the spot where many warriors rest ; No loving hands with garlands fair j to lay upon their breast : But yet the stars that guard each ; mound of consecrated cloy. Smile down with equal rays of love on both the blue and gray. They laid their guns ami swords aside with many a manly shout: Prom earthly service, one by one. were gently mustered out. And as the flowers of May adorn their silent graves to-day. Our Nation clasps the hinds of peace o'er both the blue and gray. N. LI, It (lie reader of the above "Poem," will send live "-cent stamps to the author. Damon Harvey, (lear llold. Pa., who is a helpless Invalid, he will greatly appreciate the favor ami will send in return, his photo ami the poem, nicely printed mi plate paper, suitable for scrap book or framing. . No Good can possibly come from \v e a r i n g cheap glasses, in= jury may. Come here and let us explain the difference. No Charge for examination. Dr. F. .1. Innian ::? : : * : : li'id c. 0fflce days, Prhluy hnd .-'aiurd ???iFniimiTf^^ 3MBB2S! Bargains This Week in all lines. White China Plates 10c, per set Saturday and Monday <>n!s ck find next our moil J. L. Hopkins Tdter, Salt Rheum and [tzema ? oareilhyChniiiWrldn^Sub-e . ipntlc? it ;?... ;vt . tin Seal \u mi! I ..: iii'ij tvireati >U WH EN THE FIRING IS RAG ING it is t.>.? Inte t<> regrel nol being insured. Tito th?o to think about insurance is l?Vf->r?' the lire. That time is rightVnow. He pru dent ami \ HAVE US INSURE V? >U TO DA V. Insurance is foresight, and a little foresight is Im?:tor than any amount <>f hindsight. Sent! us word and we will call and t':x things up so lire will not be a nightmare to you. E.H.WILKES&SON STOCKS. BONDS ?4- Law hConftc; Laurens, S. C. I A Substitute Bath Your Bath Tub ; isfacl ion (Id ? ?us fi^ni.-s. You ? v, ill approve ?l i hoiiii Doak H McKechnie S<>ulh Harp* r Street Phone 2^2 Laurent. S. C. 1 RUBKK GOODS c lean, good stoi k, fountain Syringes, Hot Water Bags. These arc sick room necessities and each household should have one. Now is your chance ! to get a good one cheap. See our line of (brush es, Combs ant! Toilet a Articles. Wi I ? Posev s ? lowing springs Mineral Water i/Fjuteapit Ml. CLINTON ?JON KS Dentist Office in Simmons Building Ph.uv<: ?fueo X '. 86; flesidehti? 219. Simpson, Cooper Babb, Attorneys at Law. Will practtceVin all state- Courts, promt t attei tion given to all business Woman's Beauty Some women retain their beauty to an advanced. ape. But women, who regularly endure pain, age rapidly, for suffering leaves its lasting marks on them. Nearly all women suffer more or less with some form of female trouble It should not he neglected. 'Avoid the pain?treat yourself at homo by taking Cardui, as thousands of other women have done. Begin at once and give Cardui a fair trial. takeP it Will Help Yon ' ^Tr3. TTntio Rurlison, Gorevillo, 111., tried Cardui nnil writes: "I ?ulTercd with fcinalo troubles, and was no sick 1 could not Btand on my feet, finally I began to take Cardui, and soon began to mend. Now 1 am able to do all my housework and am in much better health than 1 was before." Try it. AT ALL DRUG- STORES V J SO Why Pay Rent! Buy a Lot and Build Yottr.fi Man! VVh; I a little along this line? Wii: vott In a few years your 1 ttin !i of retit recei] I they cash, would buy1 :i lot tiild i nice substailtia! It's hard to pay rout and save ejion.*'? i over to pay e a house. Now isn't it? Now Listen! your ow n selCeln-n -j>ay a iLaurens Trust Co.| S' 4m Sn?! ?m\ 4? ? '- i&?t -i> J|* ?5? - v. ^.'JiT *vT >JT "^T" >.T >T' ? 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