The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, February 24, 1909, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
NEW DEPOT HEARING TODAY
t Railroad Ol'ticiuls and Commission
Hero This Afternoon.
... Contrary to tlie announcement in
last week s paper the railroad otlicias
and commission did not come to I.an
rens on Friday to hear a pith ion for
a new depot in this city, owing to the
inability of Superintendent Anderson
of the (". & W. e. to get bore. The
committee received notice of this facl
from Chairman Karle, who stated thai
today. Wednesday the 2 1th had been
set for the conference. The com.
mission. Consisting of Messrs. Falle.
Sullivan and Caughman, together
With .Messrs. Childs and Anderson will
be at the depot this afternoon ai ::-j>u
O'clock 10 look over the ground and
hear the petition.
i>r. Alken requests nil members of
'the Chamber of Commerce to bo at
the depot promptly at :: o'clock this
afternoon,
ws-. -
"Tvas a Glorious Victory.
There's rejoicing in F< dora. TenU.
A man's life has been saved, and now
Dr. Kiim's New Discovery is the talk
of the town for curing c. v. Pepper
could not work nor get about," he
writes, "and the doctors did me no
good, but, after using Dr. King's New
Discovery three weeks. I feel like a
new man. anil can do good work
again."' For weak, si te or diseased
lungs, coughs and cold;, bemorhages,
hay fever, lagl'ippc, asthma or any
bronchial affection it stands unri
valed. Price 50C and ?1.00. Trial
bottle free. Sold and guaranteed by
[.aureus Drug Co. and Palmetto Drug
Company,
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Laughter semis ii." blood hounding
through th? body. Increases tic res
piration, hud gives warmth and glow
to 'he whole system.
Itcuseii Kiitlireticil.
Because meats are so lastly Ihcj
arc consumed in great excess. This
leads to stomach troubles, biliousness
and Konstipation. Revise your diet,
let reason and not a pampered appe
tite control, then take a few doses
of Chamberlain's stomach and liver
tablets and you will soon bo well
again. For sale by 1.aureus Drug
Co. Samples free.
Laughter keeps the heart and face
young and enhances physical beauty.
Laughter is nature's device for exer
cising the internal organs and giving
up pleasure at the same lime.
There Is more Catarrh In this sec
tion of IthO country than all other
discus* s put together, and until the
last few years doctors pronounc d i:
a local disease and prescribed local
remedies, and by ealist anl ly fnilug
to cure with local treatment, pro
nounced 11 Incurable, Scienco has
proven catarrh to be constitutional
disease : ii '. therefore requires con
st lintlonr.1 in utiUi nt. l tail's catarrh
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.vouhl
never be heard of. # A colli often
forms a culture bid for gei'ms of
Infections diseases. Consumption.
|tcnumoj|la, dlpthorla and scarlet
fever, four of the iuosI dangerous
and fata! diseases, are of this (dass.
The ( ultUI'e bed formed b.V the Colli
favors the developemonl of the germs
of these diseases, that would not
otherwise lind lodgment. There is
little danger, however, of any of these
diseases being contracted when a
good expectorant cough medicine
like Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
uBed. ii cleans out these culture
beds tiiat favor the dcvelopement of
the germs of these diseases. That
is why 'his remedy has proved so
universally successful in preventing
pneumonia. its not only cures your
cold quickly, but minimizes the risk
of contracting these dangerous disca
For sab- b.v the I.aurens Drug Co.
Laughter is contagious. lie cheer
ful, and :ou make everybody a rod nd
you happy, harmonious and healthful.
Laughter and good cheer in I love
Washington's Plain.c Spols
li.? jn the low. marshy bottoms of the
Potomac, the breeding ground of hia
laria germs These gcrtiiti cause chills
fever and ague, biliousness, Jaundice,
lassitude, weakness and general de?
blllty and bring suffering or death t'i
thousands yeearly, Hut Elec'rlc Pit
ters never fail to destroy them in id
(lire mallll'lil troubles. "The,V are
the best all-round ionic and cum for
malaria I ever used.-' writ-s 11. M.
.lames, of LdUcMeh. S. C. The; cure
Stomach, Live Kidney ; ad Mood
Troubles and will prevent Ty old;
Try thorn. ?">"'?? Guaranteed by I.au
reus Drug Co. and I'aiin. ? Drug
Company.
a doctor's bill, hut will also, sji . .? <
l.anie f> liauldlT.
This a CohlllioU form of inn eulnr
rheumatism, No im> mal iret Im< nl
js needed, Apply Chamberlain's
l.tnlment freely three linns a day
and a quick cure is certain. This
llni.nt has proven especially valua
ble for muscular ami chronic rheu
matism. Sold by Laurens Drug Co.
Her Lockout.
"I must tell you tlie Joke on me,"
bo Ul :i business wotunil who "keeps
bach" in a cunning little apartment.
"Last week I Invited two friends fur
luucbcon. As 1 have just an hour at
noon l got everything ready before I
left in the morning that could be pro
par d and set on the Ice. I made a
lovely Baindt a dessert, prepared for
toasted mullius and tea and set my ta
ble in all its glory, even buying some
flowers for a centerpiece. My guests
met me nt (he olllee and wo went to
the apartment. What do you think I
had done? Left my keys inside and
locked the door!
? There was absolutely no way for us
t<> get in. The janitor had a pass key.
but he was away. All the windows on
the Are escapes were locked, and no
oiher key In the building lilted. There
was nothing to do but take my guests
t>> a restaurant. Then I found thai I
hail leu even brought my purse from
the olllee, never dreaming that I should
need it. I had to ask my guests for
money to pay for the luncheon, and.
as it happened, thoy only had a quar
ter each above their carfare. We went
to the cheapest phtCO WC COtlld lind
and had sandwiches and coffee.
Wasn't that funny?" ? Philadelphia
Ledger.
Accommodatinc;.
"Some years ago," says a Boston
lawyer, "a man In XilUtUckct was
tried for n petty offense and sentenced
to four months in jail. A few days
after tho trial the judge who had im
posed sentence, In company wi'.h the
Sheriff, was Oil hi* way to the lloslni)
boat, when they pooped ? man busily
engaged In sawing wood.
"Tito man stop; his work, touched
his hat politely and said, 'Clued morn
ing, your honor."
"The judge, after a careful survey
of the man's faeo, asked:
"'Isn't thai the mau l sentenced to
jail a few days agoV
" 'Yes,' replied the Sheriff, Witll some
hesitation, 'that's tho man. The fact
Is, judge, we or we don't happen t<?
have anybody else In jail just now, so
WO though! it would be a sort of use
less expense to hire some one to keep
the jail four months just for this one
man. So I gave him the jail key and
told him it would be all right If he'd
sleep there o' nights.'" ? Harper's
Weekly.
His Belief.
A drunken carter came into a car
riage of the (Jreenoek train and sat
opposite a elergyinatl who was read
lug his paper. Iteeogni/.ing the pro
fession of his vis a-vis. ihe carter in
a little while leaned forward and in a
maudlin way remarked, "1 don't be
lieve there's ony heaven."
The clergyman paid no heed,
?i?o ye hoar ineV" persisted the
carter. "I don't believe there's ony
hen von."
Stljl the clergyman remained slloiil
behind hi-: newspaper,
Tie- carter, shouting his Confession
?hut ? : .
your face, aid you're a minister, 'hat
l.i ?!'eve
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v ill--. The (?ber day. by ho means for
:!:?? Ilrst time, en engineer etttiio to do
various repairs (q (he- motor.
Tie* little girl of ihe hoiise watched
njttl i hen roma rked:
"I think mamma's very unlucky with
her niop r. doli'! \ on V"
"t'nlucky, did ye say?" replied tin*
mechanic. "Why, uoj not particularly
unlucky. Her ladyship's alive, ain't
she:"
"Yes, of COUI'SC she Is," said the girl.
"Well." was the rejoinder, witll an
expressive shake of the head, "lots of
our customers a lift."
His Plausible Excuse.
Mnglstralc This affair looks to me
more like a common dog light than a
case of assault and battery. You claim
that this man assaulted you and that
you did not oven try to defend your
self, yet he bears the marks of your
tool Ii in three places. IIoW do you He
count for (hat?
Plaintiff Weil, it was jest like tin--,
lie hurt me so when he was a pound
in' of me ttiai I had ler liaVo sumihin'
tor bite on. or t couldn't 'a' stood it.
Los Angeles Times.
C.-.r-t Indian Proverbs.
An o'.l lOngllsh proverb: "Cut your
coat according to your elolh." The
following I- a similar proverb in In
dia: "i.o. k at your bed before stretch
lug your h"js on ?." "I'on't ask for
sluice in a free hoarding house." Is
another Indian proverb Which is sonic
thing like the Knglish proverb. "Heg
gars must to t lie < hooSei'S."
A Person of Note.
Colohol White -Your son is quite a
singer. Isn't he. Itnscnhnrk? mother
Ituseubark -Yassah! Viissah! 'llleegod
to yo* for nxlll'. l>:'' bey, sah. am
KUltliiriy de most malodorous culled
pUSSOU In dls whole town. I'm k.
Net Ducklike.
Mrs. Yonsl And did you at onolimo
call your Irisbaiid a duckV Mrs.Orlm
Bun beak <?h, yes. Tint was before
1 found out thai he'd never take to
water! Yoiikers Statesman.
His Cleverness.
\el| u. Yotldg Mr. itlgwrid I-' no fool.
Ilelle No. lie's clover enough lo hnvo
n rieh father. Phlladelphl i Itcconl.
Never disclose your sehemes lest
their failure expose J'OU to rldlCUlo as
well as disappointment.
Too Literal.
"Well, yes," said old Uncle Lazzcn
berry, who was Intimately acquainted
With most of the linppciistniiccs of tbe
village, "Almlra stang has broken off
her engagement with Charles Henry
Tootwiicr. They'd be goln' together
for nbotlt eight years, durin' which
time she bad been Inculcntlll' Into him,
as you might ?'all it. tbe beauties of
economy. ' But \\ lieu she discovered
jU8t lately that la- had learnt bis les
BOtl so well that be bad saved up 217
pairs of socks for her to darn immedi
ately after the wedding she 'penred to
conclude that he had taken her advice
a little too literally ami broke oil" the
match.Puck.
Moneymnkino Frenchmen.
If you meet a family parly in a
finely appointed carriage on the island
of Montreal, tone limes out of ten it is
a French family. That the French
can make money when they give I heir
minds to tl.game" the fuel that the
leading family of financiers in Mont
real Is French Indicates.- Toronto Ca
nadian Courier.
Nothing Dangerous About That.
Hewitt Delays are dangerous, Jew
eti Oil, I don't know. My wife re
ceived a letter this morning saying
that her mother would have to post
pone her visit. - New York Press.
A BAPTIST ELDER
Hcstored to Health by Vino!
"I was run down and weak from In
digestion and general debility, also suf
fered from vertigo. I saw a cod liver ,
preparation called Vinol advertised and
decided to give it a trial, and the re-*
suits were most gratifying. After tak
ing two bottles J regained my
strength and am now feeling unusually
well." Henry Cunningham, Elder bap
tist Church. Kings-ton. N. C.
Vinol is not a patent medicine?but a
preparation composed of the medicinal
elements of ((ids' livers, combined with
a tonic Iron and wine. Vinol creates
a hearty appetite, tones up the organs
of digestion and makes rich, red blood.
In this natural manner, Vinol creates
Strength for the nif-down, over
worked and debilitated, and for deli
cate children and old people. For
chronic coughs, colds and bronchitis
Vinol is unexcelled.
All such persons in this vicinity are
asked to try Vinol on our offer to re
fund their money if it fails to give sat
isfaction.
VINOL is suhl in I.aureus In The
L.U'RK.NS DIMti COMPANY.
Foils Him.
Scott I suppose you sre saving up
Something for a rainy day. Mott I
try to. but my wife mistakes every
bargain sale for a shower. Boston
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just Issu !il foils all about the Lest
true and I.ibot->aving machinery.
It i-. one of the besl and UiOSt ill
lerestihg Implemtmt Catalogs i
sued. Mailed froo on request.
We nre also hendctunrters for
Farm Wagons. Buggies,
Barb Wire, Fencing,
V-Crimp and other Roof
ing, Gasoline Engines,
Saw and Planing Mills.
Write for prices and catalogs.
The Implement Co.,
1302 Main St., - Richmond. Va.
I EDIBLES 1
* FOR ANY TIME ?
$i Seed:,-,- Rai?ins, (lurrunt --. ??*
Citron, Shredded Almonds, ?V
?flit <>?
:J; Figs, :'; ices, Extracts; et.-. f*
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^ ror the <?;,' - in tor Rai
-ins, Cranberry Sauce, or ^
*J? frc h Cranberries, Grape
?{H Fruit, Oranges, Apph . TJ*
HH Rananns, Pineapple, Mal- ^
*fi nuf? Crape,, all kinds of ^j"
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?jj^ Nuts, frosn Celery. -J^
?|i chocolate, and oil.,-:-1 -o-. i^.
Jfr, fcclioneries always kept on ???
hand, See us when you Hr*
w?hl toothsome dainties. ^*
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SEWING MACHINES
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That Will Last
and ?ive S
faction.
Because they are made of the best quality of material and so constructed
that there is nothing; to get out of shape. They are easy to operate and are
light running machines. On account of buying them in large quanities direct
from the manufacturers we get them at prices that enables us to soli you the
best constructed and best finished machines lor los.; than you would have to
pay for a cheaper'quality at other places. Be sure to so- our line and get our
prices before you buy.
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Laurens Wholesale Grocery Co.
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H Distributers of Best Quality Groceries O
0 We sei! Coed for Man and Beast at low -
than any regular Oroi
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0 FiRST:?*Our expenses a re practically' nothing ;.;
no clerk hire, no high rents, no hooks to keep, no ?
p bad accounts, everythingover actual cost is profit. ?
X SEC()ND:==Webuy for cash in large quantities, X
X we sell only for cash.
y Don't take our word for it but compare our
O prices with other dealers.
Until further notice we sell Standard (Iran- A
Q ulated Sugar in pound lots at sc II). 100 lbs. A
Salt, net r5oc. Everything else in proportion. A
Flour, drain, Hay, Corn, Oats, Molasses, Meal, A
% Lard, Tobacco and Heat. We also have a large ?
A supply of Unknown Peason hand. Remember vve A
p expect to have nothing but the best, our motto is A
I Qood Goods, Vor Less Monev for Cash. ^
ome in today and save money.
Yours for cheap prices.
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iVvtlio'VhiiiW tvsth ' 1 "r '?'''?' t'orriiilo 11 Hi I dir.
|)UI or. Kfiig'ri N-w i.if- I'll!* soon Hnlv?. will liwiuiiiiy n|Kiy-ihl? lifthiiifi
hnnlHli liver troubles and build dp m:,,,v , s ,mv5'
vom- health. "'?<? !n LnureriH Dint; W ',s ,IS'-- Mtttroiit
<?.? !?? V,, niMiff V'a Drug Oo.