The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, December 09, 1908, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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n *?**?*<? ?'?>??? ?*;i; 41 k ? 1 * I ECHOES FROM CONFERENCE. J ?&*** * ?? 0 h K I 1 Hv** * IMMM? ?* ff A Croat Coufcroiifi?. We have iievor utteiuled a more pleasant Conference than the one In Laurens just closed. Everything was the best -the hospitality, the woathor, the brotherly spirit, the sermons, the Bpeeches, the proceedings generally. And the Laurons church is a thing of beauty, as well as commodious and comfortable.?Southern Christian Ad vocate. Confcrenccc Itellecllons. The session of (ho South Carolina Conference held at Lnurens was in some respects more like the Confer ence of thirty year;; ago than any we have ever attended. Cor more than fifteen years wo have attended every session of the Conference and this is the only Con ference at which we did not hear more or less criticism and complaint sometimes severe and bitter. lint at this session of the Conference we did not hear a word of criticism. This fuel was observed by others and elicited comment The spirit of the preachers at Con ference was exceptionally line. The people of LlUd'CIIS did not stand on ceremony during the Conference but tried to make the preachers, dele gates and visitors enjoy their stay among them. Several Introduced themselves to Ihr- writer and express ed a personal wish that lie might have a pleasant stay in their city?Christ inn Appeal. From Pillar (o Post. The fowls and turkeys of Laurens which sought refuge in this count} during the Methodist conference, have apparently decided thai the wisest thing for them to do is to return to their roosts in Laurens before the del egates to the Slate Baptist conven tion reach here.?Union, Progress, Oh. .No! The Methodist Conference at Lau rens got by, so far as we have ob served, without any reference to tin old fried chicken joke. Surely w< are coining on better times. - Spartan burg Journal. Divided Sentiment. .Methodist sentiment seems to be di vided on the matter of Sunday excur sions. The Methodist Conference, in session in Laurens last week adopted a resolution strongly eon demning Sunday excursions, and now Iho Methodisis of Greenville are a> nind as tucker because the C. & \v. c. ' Railway wouldn't run an excursion I over to Laurens for them on Sunday. Which merely shown, among other I things, how Impossible It Is for the railroads to please all the people.? Honen Rath Chronicle. Didn't Hurt I s. LnuretlB is now probably the best I market In the State for chickens and eggs.?Anderson Dally Mail. The Chicken Joke Arrives. The Methodists of South Carolina have had their honor vindicated. They did not meet and adjourn without the annual chicken joke having a prom inent place in the annals of the meet ing, as a South Carolina paper so basely staled a few days ago. A visi tor to the city stated last night that this is a mistake and a reflection on I the Methodists of South Carolina, for which lie, for one. will not stand. As a fore runner for the joke, the unfor tunate and misguided reader hereof must know that the Methodist breth ren have a Conference song that is sung on their convening in annual Conference, This hymn starts, " and arc we yet alive and see each other s lace?"' This, of course, was enthusi astically sung in Laurens and was finite generally known throughout the town shortly after. When the Con ference had adjourned and the la-st traiulond of delegates had disappeared around one of the curves of curving old Laurens a big rooster stepped out from behind a large rock near the station and crowed lustily. This ex ultant crow upon the quiet Laurens air brought forth another satisfied crow as another stepped out from bis hiding place behind a friendly lumber pile. Tin- two naturally met and said, i no not the governor joke.i "and are we yet alive and see each other's face?" This is labeled as the only original joke of the 1908 Conference and will he safeguarded as such un der the laws for the protection ot dealers in rarities and curiosities, it is aid that this alleged joke is quite timely on account of the fondness for chicken claimed to exist among Meth odist ministers and "lay" delegates. I This coultj not be confirmed, however, and the presence of the two roosters still in Ha- land of the living would 'end to contradict the allegation which has long been accepted as au thority. The matter will be taken under advisement at the next meeting of the Conference. ?The State. Have you bought that new Cooking Stove or Range yet? If not be sure lo see our line before you buy. S. M. & B. 11. Wilkes & Co. of Interest to Laurens Veternns. The Advertiser has recolved from Mr. A. S. Balloy, Jr., Kccrotury of iho Historical Commission of Son t li Caro. liaa. some copies of iho "Tentative Rosier of the Third Regiment, South Carolina Volunteers Confederate States Provisional Army.'' recently prepared by the commission. xn old soldiers ol' companies A. V, (!. ami I. which were from the Laurens district, will doubtless be interested and they are Invited to call al this office and receive a copy free. Paint Iteud) for I'se. Ii. & M. Pure Paint sein!? mixed i sold for $1.00 per gallon. Linseed oil Is sold from the barrel for tit) conts a gallon. liny | gallons I.. & M. Pure Paint ami mi\ with it :'. gallons linseed oil. and you then make gal lons of paint at a coal of only $1.20 per gallttll. Done in two minutes. .1. II. & M. 1- Nad). Laurens. Clinton Pharmacy, Clinton. I.. & M. Paint .\;-. nts. I9&20 Lynchburg, Virginia, voted "dry" in her election Saturday between option and license. for I.a me Mail,. When you have pains or InniCIICSS in the buck bathe the parts with Chamberlain's Liniment twice a day. massaging with the pain; of the hail i for five minutes at each application. Then dampen a piece of flannel slight ly with this liniment and bind it on over the seat of pain, and you may be surprised to see how quickly the lameness disappears. Tor sale by Laurens Drug Company. A girl who is always fishing for for compliments seldom book.- one worth while. Preventies. the now Candy Col Cure Tablets, are said by druggists to have four special specific advantages over all other remedies tor a cold. Fisrt?They contain no Quinine, noth ing harsh or sickening. Second ? They give almost instant relief. Third ?Pleasant to the taste, like candy. Fourth?A large box?ts Preventies ?at 2*> cents. Also tine for feverish children. So'.d hy Palmetto Drug Company. Don't judge a woman by the ? "in pony she is compelled to entern Vor that Hull I'eeling Vftor Kill nur. I have used Chamberlain's St< mi i h and Liver Tablets for some till and can testify that they have don me more good th.au any tablets ! have ever used. .My trouble was a heav) dull feeling after ??ati:;r. David Free man. Kempt. X< i. a Scol la. 'I esc tablets strengthen the stomach and improve tho digestion. They also regulate the liver and bowel: H bey are far superior to pills but > osi no more. Cct a free sample at tie Ln rens Drug Company and see whal : splendid medicine it is. Notice Annual Meeting. The annual mooting of the County Hoard of Commissioners of Lau roan County will he held, ut the supervi sor's ofllce, on Thursday the 6th, day of January, 1009. All parties Imid in: claims against the County will (lie them with the County Clerk on or be fore tin- 1st day of January, as re-j quired by law. .Messer Rabbi 18-11 County Clerk. .Many a man's awakening Is due to his wife's dream of a bonnet. v Health) Family. "Our whole family has enjoyed good health since we began using Dr. King's New Lite Pills, three years ago." says L. \. Harth t. of Rural Route 1. Ullllford, .Maine. They ' b ans?1 and ton?' the system in a gen tle way that does you good. 215 cents ai the Laurens Drug Company and at the Palmetto Durg Company. lion- .-.bout a China Closet, Side board. Lounge. Rockers and many and many other articles from which you can select Christinas presents for any one. See our line before you liny. S. M. ? E. II. Wilkes Co. Mahaffey & Babb I have received fresh ship ments of the best Christ mas Goods. All the necessaries and luxuries for the Christmas Table. Candies, Nuts, Rai sins, Grapes and Fruits I of all kinds. Finest I Florida Oranges. Tan | gerines and Grape Fruit. *; Prompt attention given ?W all orders 7 N Mahaffe\ I & Babb I Phone 244 IMMEDIATE RELIEF From Coughs, ( olds. Son* Throats nod Hoarseness, by Using Hyomel When yon catch cold you want to got rid of il ns quickly :is yon can. You don'l want to lie around the house for n weh swallowing nau seating drugs. Von kouw when you do this that you are not only making your own life miserable, but nro u nuisance to everyone about you. Why not avoid all lliisV Why not relievo your cold in five minutes? Why not euro it over night? Von can do i! b,V using llyoinei. the sure and guaranteed cure for colds, coughs, sore throat, catarrh, bronchitis and asthma. llyoinei (|>ronuoncod lligh-o-mo) is medicated and antiseptic air. You breathe it into the lungs through a small rocket inhnler, and its sooth ing influence as it passes over the in llaincd membrane of the respiratory tract, stops iho mucous discharge, al lays the iniluinutlon, and the cold is cured. A complete llyoinei outfit costs $1.00, and the I.aurens Drug Company will refund your money if it tails to cure. 18&19 THE NICHOLS STUDIO is being rapidly recognized by the best people as the place to get the best in THE NICHOLS PHOTO is a work of art and shows at a glance the skill of the master workman. Il* you will compare it with those you receive from your cousins in the large cities, then you will see its real merits. They bring pleasure to the homes and joy tv> the hearts of its recipients. Santa has recognized this fact. PICTURE FRAMES made on short notice. Nice assortment NICHOLS' STUDIO. Reai Instate. ;, IV acres land \ indes of I,aureus, bounded by lands Mrs. Burgess, Hob Brown, Jno. Madden and others) 9 ten ant houses; 7 horse farm in cultivation. Will be cut into lots-of lOO acres each. Price Sl?0 per acre. ::i acres land bounded by lands of W. R. Cheek, Jno. Smith. L>. Woods and others; has good dwelling and out build ings. Price $1,300. J. N. LEAK CRAY COURT, S. C. T. C. TURNER, JR., ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Will practice in all State courts. Prompt attention given to all business. Oflicc in Enterprise Hank Building. StocK List. We will buy, if unsupplied the following: SO Shares Watts Mills at .90 2 Shares Union-Buffalo 1st Prefd. at.55 List the Stocks you have for sale, with us. WV get the iranl Us Is of out-of-town deal ers weekly. I. WILKES k SON COMPANY, STOCKS. BONDS 4- Lkw l^on{?o Laurens, S. C. ?Pr.K2?n^ys New B-iftiiPPBSSs ?fco best In the wovltH* Visit RED 1 We are always Busy, but we will wait on you. Come quick, goods don't stay here long. Red Hot! Red Hot Prices! Shoes! Shoes! $1.60 Men's Tiger Calf Shoes 2.00 Eagle Shoes 2..""><> Expansion Shoe :?..')() Shoe '{..r)0 Brown Shoo Company Shoes 4.00 Brown Shoe Company's White House Shoe Buy your Shoes here, you will save money. J. C. BURNS & CO. $1.25 1.69 2.19 2.98 2.90 3.50 Talking! Von can hear people talking everywhere you go about tin; Red Iron Racket .I. C. Bums & Cos. Cut PliCO Stores in Laurcns, Greenwood, Spartanburg and Anderson, S. C, -they are culling the prices dov n and rolling the Goods out. You go see and you II be convinced. Special values in Eadies' long Coats from $2.08 up to $11.89. No use of your wearing out your shoe soles looking for bargains. Come to Rurns <.v- Company's famous Cut Price Department Store and buy your bill and you will bo happy. You should see the finest lineof Millinery in I.aurens, S. C. Call and see Miss Olive Culbertson. J. c. BURNS & CO. per yard. Our 16c. $1.0 >. :\ 1 Good Table Oil Cloth worth price 10 lbs. good parched or green Coffee for CJood yard-wide Sea Island worth 6c going nl 5c yard-wide Sea Island tic Ginghams and Chambrays at Red Iron Kacket for * 4Jc. Have you seen our new line of Stoves they are guaranteed cookers, ami we sell them for less. .J. C. BURNS & CO. We are soiling a $20.00 Drop Head Sewing Machine for $12.07. Guaranteed for 12 years. J. C. BURNS & CO. Good yard-wide Sea Island to go at ifcc. (lood Sea (aland at 4c. Makes ye think of olden times. Have you tried our fine Coffee at 16c per pound? Regular price elsewhere 20c. J. C. Rurns & C >. We have the finest Stock of Clothing this St .c on we have ever had. You just come in and try on a Suit, sec the fit, and hear the price, we'll Wrop it up and you'll be happy. Yours to serve. J, C. Rurns & Co. We have the famous Rrown ShoojComnany's line of Shoes for Men and Women, and we sell thorn 50c p lir less than others ask for same shoes. Come and see. J. C. Rurns St ( o. * $1.26 pair Shoes for Men 98c 98c $1.25 pair Shoes for Women Red Iron Racket. All standard $1.00 Bottles of Patent Medicines I going now at Clothing! Clothing! All 50c Bottles going at J, C. R u ns & Co. :19c I See the big valueswo are giving in Tin, Class, Crock ery, Ramps and Enameled Ware. Red Iron Racket. $5.0 ? Men's Suits $7.0 I Men's Suits |8 50 Men's Suits StO.OO Men's Suits $12.50 Men's Suits $15.00 M 'ii's Suits $18.00 Men's Suits 3.89 4.98 6.39 8.39 111.(Ml 12.60 15.00 Hiscellaneous. '.:.">c Colgate's or Mennon's Talcum Powder I" - cake Glycorine Toilet Soap ?r line Toilet Soap '.'ii fresh Nutmegs 10c plug baby Ruth Tobacco goin^ at 15c plug Thoroughbred Tobacco 10c can Good Luck Baking Powder 5c can.1 10c Bnby Elite Shoe Polish IOC bottle Extract. Sc bottle Extract 6c package Piedmont Cigaretts Needle ;, pins, key-chains 2 spools Thread (good) Eine line Silk Enur-in-Hand and Row Ties, Inlosl Big line Men's and Roys' Caps worth36c, going at 15c :">e 4e r?c 8c 10c 8c 4c 8c 8c 4c 4c li ne 2fie Boys' and Children's Suits We havo somo special values in Children's Soils and the largest we have over shown and they are going like hot cakes. Com l q Tick and bring tho whole family of boys. We can dross 'em up. 9?*The 15c kind Fresh Alaska PinK Salmon 2,400 cans, full 1 lb. cans, going at lOc, cheaper than boof, pork or bacon, This lot of Salmon is frosh this season's packing 10 cents per can or by the do/.en \>.Sc J. C. RURNS & CO. 5 Stores J. C. Burns & Co. We are Located Completely Outof the high-Priced District, 208 West Lumens St., Lumens, s. C. We are the Originators of Cut Prices Dollar Swoppers and Merchandise Movers of South Carolina. T^l^yf KlVf T^l^ Uf We Sell Same Goods for Less Money Six Days in a Week. Come and see through this Wonderful Bargain House We iVJwi JLJLyl ii/JUlVi want your trade and will serve you well. RED IRON" RACKCT