The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, December 02, 1908, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
THE QUESTION.
I Writ ton fer de Advortlser.1
ov hu de crimes di I eher |mv bin
Ketalelng grog is dc grates! sin
s cawsed mo. mizry pane an woe
Dan enny udder, crime dats here be
below,
couos:
jjit out ov de way, ye brande cellers
? i out ov de way. ye brande cellers.
uu out ov de way. ye brande collers
louse mined, meny a clobber teller.'
Vouse rong de rich, youse roh de n0ro
Vouse turned de nody from yore dore'
rouse tuck de shuse frunt dc wimlus
leet.
Ami bred dal chlldeili ne;,d t? (.;,,.
-?Coros.
Now here you collie, an savs vouse
sure.
Dal dis is de stuff, dats kemicalv pur
An dat is de trufe. dat I don't dont
For dis is stun, com neuer win! about.
?Coros.
An now der is. sum hard not ted fools
\\ ants dat cuss hack an who is do tool
I Ooze ye lacking, or nuts be a fool.
Come now boys, dont be in dat pool.
?Coros.
Now its away, an dar let it stay;
Dis is wot your, madder wood say,
If I h llvilt. or dod under de clay.
Dont bring dat cuss, back her?- 'fer to
stay.
- - ('oros.
Now Mr. Lawyer, take yore rem hack.
We do no now youse on de rong track.
Cess now you no/.,, dat its voted out.
An dar it will stay wid out a dout..
? -Coros.
Now do Mine tigurs, dny'l be roun,
Itotlll an a roun. all oher do loan.
Mut day wont sell, in de hole yore,
Much as de spensary. one Salday in
toun.
Coros.
Hut now day hav. to be oil de sly.
Case now day no. de spensry is dry.
An den dat day mite run ngill Mac k.
An be mite whirl an gitn dem uwlinek.
--Coros.
Way ober in Goi'gn, dar day Bay,
Its taken Hum dem. der propurty
away;
If day make it ov ile corn as day say.
Let dat corn be, de propurty sored
away.
?Coros.
Now Mr. Lawyor, you no its not rite
To help dem on, in dat cussed lite.
You help dem dat, propurty to shell.
To make dat sussed, ling fer dein to
sell.
- Coros.
Here is do ulgcr, ho spent do yore
round.
Plenty to closed, his family all nrotlli.
Now lie der gose, a groulin nroun,
Ca/e dem dar to/.e is all mi de grotlti.
Col
OS.
He looks at <!e white man den at de
crap.
It wont pay d< . white Iiis money back,
Now Mr. white man. del your dun.
De spensry dot. your money an gone.
?Coros.
Now Mr. Taff youl, jlno in de lite.
An Kit dat stuff, (dare out ov site.
You can hav sum made, dat is corn
su re.
An den de sic I nns can git dats mire.
?Coros.
Den de scripshuns he pilin on de H?re,
if dem dar doctors be notswore,
Doy'l he scripshuns. to nit it shore.
If de man wid do, <duh he not at de
dore.
---Coros.
Now Mr Kditnr. hopes youse is klnc,
An let dis come, in your spare time.
Hope yoUBO tryin. to he de rite kino,
An up in lichen, he dar to shine.
('oros.
Aglll Mr. I<Mitur. if day ax who is I.
Sen dein to mo, an ill (ell em why.
Its better fur de spensry to be dry.
|)i' pore woman den hav sunn hin to
fry.
?Coros.
Auonamos.
AN OPEN LETTER.
To the Kdllor of The Advertiser, ami
I want (lie People of Lnurcns 1?
Kuovt that I write the following
toliintnrily. Ilarrj I-. (londlel.
I have suffered for (be past live
years and have tried different doctors. ?
but have had no relief until 1 boilglll
a r?0 cent box of Mi-o-na from our
drug store ( It, W. KllOWllon's) here a
short lime ago.
The Urs I box did me so much K<??'d
thai I Immediately purchased another
one. and now I feel heller than I have j
at any time in the past live years. Am ;
aide to eat anything and everything.
it ml get a good night's sloop nflor
wa ids.
Was so bad at one time that all I
was aide to eal lor over a month was
a raw egg in half a glass of milk, two
<>r three limes a day.
I would .neslly advise anyi.
suffering as I was from dyspepsia, to
give this remedy a fair trial. I re
main, gratefully yours, Harry L
Goodie!, No. DUt Diver St., Astahula.
Ohio. _''"
Final Discharge.
Take notice that Oil the Ith day of
December. 1908, we will render a
Dual account of our acts and doings
as administrators of tho estate of
SalHe Hawson, deceased, ill the office
,,f the Judge of Probate of Daurons
county al I I O'clock, a. ni.. and on
the snmo day will apply for a filial
discharge from our trust as admin
ist rotors.
All persons indebted to said estate
are notified and required to make pay
ment on thai dale; and all persons
having Claims against said estate will
present them on or before said date,
duly proven, or be forever barred.
Lntirons Trust Company.
Admlnlsl ralors.
Nov. i. I OOS. i m
Simpson, Cooper & Bahn,
Attorneys at Law.
Will practice in all siate Courts,
promptfattontion given to All i> uslnci
YINOL CURES CHRONIC CQUGHsJ
COLDS AND BRONCHITIS
After Other Remedies Fail
"I have been troubled with a chronlo
cold and bronchitis for a long time
and have Irted many remedies without
finding relief. Through tho kiud (sug
gestion of a frii ad 1 tried Vinol, and
after taking four bottles, am entirely
cured.1' A. H. Wlldo, 7:U5-8th Avenue,
Minneapolis, Minn.
S. McDonald, 147 W, Congress
St. Paul, Minn., writes: "I con
tractcd a Bcvere cold last winter and
thought 1 would uovor get. rid of il. I
tried Vinol as a last lesort, and It has
completely cured mo."
Vinol combines two world-famed
tonics, tho healing, medicinal proper
tics of rod liver oil and tonic iron, de
liciously palatable and agreeable to the
weakest stomach. For this reason,
Vinol is unexcelled as u strength
builder for old people, delicate chil
dren, weak and run-down persons, af
Ur sickness and for Chronic Coughs,
Colds and Bronchitis.
The Laurens Drug Co.
CHARLESTON AND WESTERN CARO
LINA RAILROAD
Arrival and Departure of Trains. I.aureus.
South Carolina.
EFFECTIVE JUNE 16, 1908.
WRST BOUND.
No. 1. Leave Augusta.10:10 a m
No. 1. Leave Laurens. 2:32 pm
No. 1. Arrive Sp rtanburg.. 4:05 pm
i No. r). Leave Greenwood... ''.r>a a m
No. 5. Leave Laurons. 7.56 am
No. 5. Arrivo Spurtanburg.. 0.30am
No. 53. Leave Greenville... .12:20pm
No. 53. Arrive Laurens. 1:45 pm
No.*86. Leave Greenville .. 3 4:30 p m
No.*86. Arrive Laurens. 6:25pm
SOt TU Itot'NI?.
No.' '1. Leave Spurtanburg .. . L2:'2o p m
No. 2. Leave Laurens. 2:32 pm
No, 2. Arrive Augusta. 6:15 pm
No. <"?. Lenvo Spnrtunburg ... 5:00 p m
No. ('.. Leave Laurens. 6:35pm
No. 6. Arrivo Greenwood .... 7:.r>i> j> m
No.*87. l eave Laurens.?. 8:10 am
No. '87. Arrivo <Iroi nvillo... 10:20 a m
No. 52. Leave Laurens. 2:35 p m
No. 52. Arrive Gr< enville ? 4:00 p m
Trains "86 nnd'*87 daily except Sunday.
Tri-weokly through Pullman Parlor
Car service between Augusta and Asho
villo on trains Nos. 1 and '2; North
bound.Tucsdays.Snturdays; Southbound
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
C. II. GASQUE, Agent,
Laurens, S. C.
<;. T. BRYAN, Gen. Agt.,
Greenville, S. C.
A W. ANDERSON. Gen. Supt.
ERNEST W ILLIAMS, G.P.A.,
Augusta, Ga.
Ghamte: [h Remedy
Cures Coli!?. < -i . : .1 Whooping Cough.
Anderson
&
Blakely
BROKERS
The prettiest oak lawn, well set in
grass, with best up-to-date concrete
? dwelling with 15 rooms and halls, very
finely finished inside, can throw three
rooms into one if desired. The most
comfortable house in the South, and
most artistic and well adapted for any
purpose.
We have that magnificent farm
known as the Van Robertson farm,near
Waterloo, 244 acres at a bargain, and
very easy terms.
The Switzer farm, 236 acres, on easy
terms.
The James T. Rrownlee tract 82 3-4
acres.
Fine livery stable on Mill street, very
low and one-half cash./
10 lots of 10 acres each in 1-4 mile of
Watts Mills at a bargain.
2(50 acres at Parks station, 2 dwellings
and many outbuildings and very fine
land.
200 acres near Lisbon for sale or rent.
The Tongue farm Three hundred and
fifty acres, 15 miles from town, half in
fine timber, $15.00 per acre.
The G. E. Putman or Roland place at ;
a bargain.
The prettiest place in Fountain Inni
at a bargain.
96 acres near Watts Mills. Come
quick or it will be gone.
85 acres known as Ola Spoon farm, 9
miles west of Laurens C. H., $800. i
302 acres in two tracts, on Duncan's
creek, near Garlington station.
17A acres and fine mill and tenant
house A mile Lanford station.
146 acres near Ware Shoals, finely
improved and in high state cultivation. ,
02 3-4 acres near Tumbling Shoals,
high state cultivation, with six-room
dwelling.
1.12 acres between Laurons and Clin
ton at a bargain.
313 acres near Waterloo, the Amanda
Coleman place.
500 acres near Stomp Springs, the
best bargain of them all.
One six-room house and lot on Flem
ing street at a bargain.
07 acres, the Boyd farm at Rovd's
Mill, $1000; one-half cash.
Complete ginning outfit 2A miles of
town, guaranteed 25 per cent on in
vestment.
200 town lots.
50 houses and lots at a bargain.
Come and see us for any kind of real
estate city or country.
Anderson & Blakely
Brokers
West Main St. LAURBNS, S. C.
T. C. TURNER, JR.,
ATT( >RNEY-AT-LAW.
Will practice in all State courts.
Prompt attention given to all business.
Office in Enterprise Rank Building.
?ume Bargains in
Real Estate.
One house and lot in Sullivan St.,
good six room house and the lot alone
containing about one aero is almost
worth the money. Prico i?l .?"?<X>.iM>.
A nice cottage on Garlington Street.
Price $1,450.00.
Some nice building lots on tl.. edge
of town, six acres for only $1,000.00
Some bargains in nice building lots
and small farms, suitable for truck
farms, just beyond the Watts Mill, see
us about those.
Wo also have some nice larm.- on our
list. See us if you want to buy or sell
real estate.
The
Laurens
Trust Comp'y
II. A. McLEOD, Mgr. Ueal Estate
Department.
OMlcc in Todd Building.
NOTICE TO
We beg to announce that we
now have a complete stock of
everything carried in our lino.
Have just received, this week,
several car loads of Hour,meal,
grits, meat, lard,etc Remem
ber! We are headquarters for
these goods, and are in a posi
tion to sell yon good goods
at as low a price aa high qual
ity will permit. See us for
prices on
BAGGING
AND
TIES.
J.S. Machen & Co.
LAURENS, S C.
^al Estate Offerings
On aert s Hi Inn 1. wit Ii dwolllng, good
barn and out-buildings, near Owlngs.
Price ? ; terms mado easy.
100 neroa of land, with live room
dwolllng, o-rooni (onnnl house, good
oul buildings, near Hickory Tavern,
Sullivan township. Price $15.00 nor
acre.
acres of land in town of Kan
ford, with live-room dwelling. Price
$ I ,500.
"?!' nci'i s of land in town of l.anford.
with tenant hoUH, at $50.00 per acre.
52 acres of land in town of Cray
Court, dwelling ami outbuildings.
Price $"i0 per acre.
80 acres of laud in one mil.- of the
town of (Iray Court, with two dwell
ings. Price $10 per acre.
348 acres of lend near Itabiin Creek
church, 8*room dwelling, three tenant
houses. Price $.12.50 per acre.
100 acres of land in Youngs township,
11 room dwelling, two tenant houses,
good bnrh. Price $2.250,
255 acres of land in Waterloo town
ship, known as the John Y. Boyd place
with dwelling and out-buildings. Price
$1.700.
180 acres of land in two miles of
Waterloo, with dwelling and out-build
ings. Price $2.250.
16 acres land known as the Gray
Court quarry. This quarry is now in
good working order and a line invest
ment formen (hat want this line of
business. Ask for prices and terms.
127 acres land in Sullivan township,
9 room dwelling, -rood out buildings, 1
tenant house. Price $.10 pet" acre.
27 acres land bounded byJ, C. Owings
and J. It. Willis. Price $500.
150 acres land bounded by lands of
Thomas Armstrong an I John Dfaydon.
Dwelling and outbuildings. Price $!i5
per acre.
42 acres bounded l>v lands of the
Padgett farm, J. < >. C. Fleming, W. J.
Copolnnd, one dwelling and cut-build
ing. Price $2,250.00
60 acres at Cray Court, 4-room house
and out building, bounded by lands of
E. T. Shell and M. II. Murdine. Price
$oti per acre.
Seven room house and two acre ltd in
town of Gray Court, modern build.
Price 2,5? in. no!
11") acres of land Dial's township,
known as the old Wham's homestead,
with dwelling and out-buildings. Price
$27.50 per acre.
200 acres of land one mile of Dial's
church; 5 tenant houses $:io per acre.
Terms made easy.
100'acres of land, 8 room cottage, 'J
tenant houses, in one half mile of Dial's
church. Price $4,000. Terms made
easy.
205 acres in Fairvicw'township Green
ville county, near Cedar Falls, hounded
l>y .lohn Terry, Clyde Willis, .lohn Pod
on and others, three dwellings (dose to
church and tine .school. Price $18.00
per acre.
7 lots suitable for (building purposes,
in the town of Simpsonville; prices
made right.
115 acres land, known as the old
Wham homestead Or "Wham's Lawn,"
with dwelling and out buildings. Price
$27.60 per acre
12t> acres land 2'._. miles from Parks
dale station with dwelling and out
buildings; 2-horse farm in cultivation;
fine pasture and well timbered. Price
$3,000.
GO acres of half mile from Dial's
church with dwelling and outbuildings,
with 10 acres in cultivation, 10 acres of
fine bottom land. Price $1,800.
17J1 acres of land in Dial's Township,
known as the Wham place, bounded In
lands of W. M. Deck, Wm. Wham and
It. A. Nash, with good dwelling, tenant
houses and throe horse farm in cultiva
tion. See this property for there is a
bargain for you. Price $4,000.
84 acres near Friendship church, good
dwelling and outbuildings. Bounded l>v
lands of W. R. Cheek, I). Woods and
others. Price $2,500.00.
142 acres of land, bounded by estate
of .1. R. SwitZOr and Simpson estate,
with dwelling. 2 tenement houses and
good outbuildings. Price $20 per acre.
4 acres land and nine room dwelling,
servant's house, in town of Gray Court.
Price ?2.J00.
One lot with four room house on Gal -
ling! on st., nicely located. CricO$1,650.
?
53acres of land in one mile of Green
Pond church, hounded l>y lands.if K. ('.
Stone, Robert Wood.0! and others, with
n six room cottage, tenant house, line
wired-in pastures. $35 per acre.
810 acres in Lnurons township, hound
ed by lands of W. A. Mills, W. A.
Simpson Ludy Mills and others, nice
dwellings, well supplied with tenant
houses. This farm will bo divided into !
">o acre lots if so desired, ranging in
price from $L'."> to $50 per acre or will
sell the Whole for $32,000.00
2 acres land in the ( ily of I.aureus,
on Hast Main Street, bounded by prop
erty of Mrs. Catharine Holmes and oth
er.-'. Price $1,300.
5.32 acres land fronting North Harper
street, just outside corporate limits,
with 7-room dwelling. Price $3,000.
103 acres near Mt. olive church.
Waterloo township, known as part of
the Washington place, two dwelling and
necessary out-building.-. Price .Sl?.tm
per acre.
639 acres land 2 miles of Tumbling
Shoals, nine room dolling, good barn
and outbuildings, lt? tenant houses, well
timbered, 1 l-hor.se farm in cultivation. :
PriCO per acre $35.
500 acres of land within six miles of
I.aureus, live miles of Clinton, with
dwelling ami four tenant houses, j:>'>
acres in cultivation, balance in wood
land. Terms made easy at $20 pot' acre.
98 acres land near Watts Mills,
bounded by S. 0. Peak and M. A.
Knight, 1 tenant house. Price $40 per
acre.
200 acres land, hounded by lands of
Mrs. .Iesse Teaguc, Jno. Watts. Dr.
Puller, dwelling and tenneni houses, i
horse farm in cultivation. Price
$6,000.00.
68 acrefl land 22 miles Cray Court,
bounded by lands of J. II. Godfrey, John
Armstrong and ot hers. Price si ,650.00.
200 acres land, Waterloo township,
bounded by lands of estate of W. T.
Smith, .1. R. Anderson and Saluda riv
er. Price $2,600.00.
Oner lot in cilv of 1,aureus, nicely
located, six room cottage, containing
6-8 acres. Price $2600.00.
J. N. Leak
Real Estate, Stocksand Bonds. Gray Court, S. C.
Make this Bank Your *
Place of Deposit
It may be that sonic time von will Hh
? "i *
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need some assistance that this bank
can render. It" yon are depositing
your money hero and transactint;
your business with us you may bo ???
assured of our friendly consideration Hp
at all linies.
YVc arc at your service.
4i
the BAN k SC LAU .._
L.AURENS, S.C.
The Bank for Your Savings.
How Long Is It?
Before CKristmas.
Now don't get rattled, but buy your Toys,
Dolls, Trains, Beds and Tables
Before the Rush
You want Books ? Wo have them from ~ cents to
$3.00?for wee folks as well as for
young and old folks.
Please do not send off for goods until you have set n
our stock. Will be wide open December 1st.
I Palmetto Drug
Co.B
? No new Hands at the J
I Bellows. s
j_\
9 We have on hand fresh from the long-leaf
\ piney woods the best line of Siding, Ceil- \
V ing and Flooring ever brought to Laurens \
for the money?from $1 to $2.50. ( '.-ill
and see US on this subject and see the ma- $
^ terial and we can size youup in both nual- w.
^ lty and prices. For lime, hard plasl
\ cement, laths, shingles, paryoid Ro<
\ sash, doors and blinds, call to see us and
we can satisfy you also.
? We thank our friends of every race ^
^ and color for their patronage in the pii it, v?
and hope to merit your continued favor;
?-%
tu Respectfully, ?
^ H. E. Gray & Son;
if
f 11i<: k:
Do you sell cotton ?
Do you sell cotton seed ?
Do you hire cotton pickers ?
If so, call and get one of our Cotton M mttais,
a valuable hook foi cotton producers find
buyers.
They are PR KK and we want lo distribute
ihcm, so do not hesitate to c onn- in and . ?k
for one.
Enterprise Bank
Laurens, S. C.