0 cents. Liberal reduction made for large advertisements. Obituarios: All over 50 words, one cent a word. Notes of thanks: Five cents the line. Entered at the postoflico at Laurens, S. C. as second class mail matter. LAURF.NS, S. C, NOVEMBER L 1908. '?The goat have voted; Tho Adver tiser have spake." ? * <" Labor oH (1; election over, and Un people haw 1 'dded. We were |iul sine il would 1)0 a landslide. Now what a pity, good people, 'twould be ii one of our pretty millin ers should he arc ted by that mere man. .lames in nry llteo? (tut thej bad bollor walk warily: strikes us we've seen lois of bird wings and things on soia. of tin io "dream ere atlons" walking about, Oh. fudge! Wo don'l know any thing about those head decaratlons and obstructions, so hushed up wo are. Selali. The Laurens Advertiser subscribes fi.iiu to iiu Democratic campaign fund of 11)12; or sisall we say tho Bryan fund? Somehow, ii seems thai a voice from out t. ' past was heard last week, but there was no response. Peoplo have learned to ?hink more now; are not so easily led astray; and can heiter distinguish truth from fic tion. Tillinnn cannot put up, so has to renig. lie accuse- some of tho pa pers in the state of receiving Stand ard Oil funds in the day- of Me Laurln's "commercial Democracy." Tho papers have called the bluff am! tho doty Senator i.-. silent. My the way, indulgent parents, d< you realize that these Jesse James books are aboil) Ihe wor t poison your boys can c i hold of.' > Our heartiest congratulations lo William. May he he the liest presi dent we have ever had. A marled mail out west h is been drunk nineteen years and his wife It just now ftndlnu it out. We thought ?but never mind what we thought. "The frlonds of the dispensary hnv< no paid orators to go over the county" wonder if the legal talent employed in the recent contest are working fbl the love of work, ii" so wo commend them for loyaltj to their bei lot's, Olid Is led lo believe thai th< dispen sary people are utterly without funds so piteous is the wail. W hy not got lip a fund? Who will he the first to subst rlbe a dollar for contesting th< the elect ion? Speak out ye lover* Of ' gill elections. * * + l! The Lauren.-, Advertiser did not have a reputation at stake, and if it were not a responsible business insti union, its editorial utterances, and its news Columns Might possibly bt of a different nature. * * * Weil, Dill certain!) did win in n walk. Say, let's kiss and make up. Is everybody happy? Sometimes we all but wish our self capable of the ingenuity we an credited with bj "ardent admirers"! ?) Funny how conceit make;. soilU men Imagine Uioy'ro Bpokon lo. when in actuality their existence Ii not recognized, Cowards die many time bofore their death according to a famous writer; and the guilty betray their where abouts, when a truth is spoken, ac cording to exporlei. Tho people |,ftce voted for exa< tly what they wanted, |0| || |?.. * ? * Wo have fought light, and flnlsltod the course; our COUHCleilCG is dear . ue hate home no false vvffne??, nor hau- hc erred from Iriitli. We congratulate wator Townsend of Cnion. upon hin recent uttorance: that lie would hare nothing to do wiih any contest of the dispensary I election held thore last Tuesday. The majority of the Colon people do not i want a dispensary; lie is willing to ' lei tho people rule. * ? ? Now let the contest coino, and if tho election lie illegal let it be de clared so. and set aside. The Adver tiser la r law-abiding paper, obedient to any law, good or hud; it neither ( oniinonds night riders, nor upholds the lawlessness of a mob. It is democratic and believes in tho rulo of tho people. ? ? ? If there was not the proper number of names on tlie "petition for election" Iben the dispensary ought to ho re tained. * * ? Mr. John B. Hrooks is a thorough going Democrat; he deserves much praise for bis excellent work in the ( ity and county, for tho Bryan fund. * ? ? The Columbia State has our unqual ified congratulation and commenda tion for its phenomenal work in be half of the Democratic campaign fund, ft* An interested correspondent wants to Know what wo aro going to write about after the election, national and dispensary, is over with. Well, we haven't unite decided, hut wo have I.n considering the subject of mil linery, clothes and things. About tho last-named, though, we must llrst lonsult the Brnnchvllle Journal. Defi nite announcement later. * * ? it is betitting that we preserve that lovely circular of last week in alcohol. * * * There are some people in I.aurens who could have learned something had they been present at tho opera house Sunday afternoon. * * * Dr. Cromer says a crank is a good iliiug if it turns something in the right direction. * * * According to .Mr. Cannon's state ment to the editor a few weeks ago; namely, that all he desired was a legal election, we presume that which ever way the vote went yesterday he will make a contest. Since, granting that his grounds of contention are correct, the election was Illegal, lie will, of course, have the courts pass upon it, whether or not tho dispensary wins. * * * By way of explanation, we wish to state that this page of Tho Advertiser is already printed before tho result I if the election Is known. Last sear the pupils in the Laurens ti hools received from dspensary prof its about $1.3"> per capita. A good fat pig is worth more than that in my market. 1'rlnclplc should be rated a little higher. * * * When the dispensary was llrst put in operation there were many who conscientiously believed that to be the proper solution of the whiskey question. That number Is now very much diminished. * ? * I.aureus is already a beautiful city, inn the best has not been attained. Paint repair and clean up. * * * Union is to be congratulated upon ignln repudiating the dispensary: it never did do that county any good ? I and ne\ er will. * * # Ti ii or fifteen years hence the iun lorlty of Lnnrens county people will wonder that they ever tolerated such in institution as a dispensary; the others will well it doesn't matter much what they wonder. * * * I BOM NKWBKltltY. They say that comparisons are odious, and Indeed they are, some times. Ami yet this matter of com paring is an ever present, existent mental state, If never expressed. Within the four months Just passed, there have appeared tiefere tho Lau 1 roils people two speakers from our neighboring city of Newberry, mem bers of the same profession. One of these speakers addressed an audience In the park during the month of August. A largo crowd of Lnurena voters heard him; they re all the nature of his speech, the ap peal be made, amid the reception given htm. The other, appeared in the pulpit of the I'M ist Presbyterian church last Sunday morning, and tlgaill at the opera house Sunday af ternoon. Those present readily re call the manner of man he was, as a very word of his address clearly In dicated; they recall tho nature of his appeal; they, by a glance about the bouse knew the class at audience lie had, ami the reception givon him. Two speakers from Newberry, of the same profession but not nliko. We congratulate ourselves that we have bad the privilege of shearing more than one Newberry orator, and ve congratulate Newberry upon the possession of more than one kind. OUR SPECIAL NOTICES. Store Rooms for Hem Two excel lent store rooms in new brick build ing North llnrpor utrcet, back of Owings cash; duck beds 27 pounds for $15; goose beds27 lbs. $18 Call on or write W. II. ('lenients. agent. 142 Holmes street. Laurens, S. C. 12- It For Sale A line lot of Cabbage Plants; Chnrlcslon-Wnkctleld, liarly Jersey-Wakefleld, Wlnningstadt, vari eties; $1 ."> gallons of pure Linseed Oil with I gallons L. & M. Paint and you have, ready for use, i gallons of the best paint made costing only $1.20 per gal lon. Done in two minutes. .1. II. # M L. Nash. Laurens. ciiutou Pharmacy, Clinton. L. & M. Paint Agonns. 13 and I I. V 1 i UJ.' YOU TRY A if V V I NE it civr?; new 11 r strengiii to elm people. DttlCATt V. and tender girls),' katg \v( ' ii , ,?>'. iR doy5 >: D v. im t I 1! 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Tho Oflglll of the lire is unknown i We have |n i r< ci Ivod another car load of soil,i ,,. i . beautifully llnbdiod lied rooiil sii'ik s. cn.ih I lug Of Ilm heat, bargains i v< r o!i< red Jti tin; prices thoso are going at. lie BUl'O to 800 our line bet?re von buy, s. m. K- io. ii. Wllkos a ( o. Tetter, Salt Rheum and ftjcmn i ah ctttcd by Cliiuiilxirlnbrii Ka)vc, Oitenppllctt? Ii?,ii retievi i tin -a hing nnd bat iilny i ( n*Aliun<