The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, September 09, 1908, Page PAGE FIVE, Image 6
THE COUNTRY EDITOR,
He Needs no Sympathy From His
City Brother.
Every once in a while there is a de
luge of articles on the country editor,
says the Washington (Iowa) Democrat.
The big papers are always discussing
the country editor. They handle them
with gloves on, as if they were some
pest that had to he handled gingerly or
that might be catching, like measles or
smallpox. Or they might be liable to
break out in a new place, like wild
Indians.
What is the use? Who asks the big
papers for any patronage or for any
encouragement, or for any odds for
that matter? Surely, we do not. We
say wc get tired of it.
The country editor is as independent
as a bog on ice, compared to the big
city editor. Of course, he defers to
his biggest advertiser. When his big
gest advertiser's daughter gels married
lie swears by the long horn spoon that
she is a fairy nymph when ten to one
her feet don't track and her hat is on
crooked. He defers to his "oldest sub
scriber," who pays for a dozen copies
to send to kin, and when he comes to
town be speaks of "our prominent cit
izen, Mr. Doodah," and writes nice
pieces about the team he drives and
about how liberal he is at the church
and in charity, when he knows doggone
well that he pays the preacher in scab
by potatoes and talks low to save wear
and tear on his vocal chords and makes
bis wife go barefoot in summer to save
shoo leather. However, aside from
that the country editor is as independ
ent as we said lie was.
Hut, he asks no odds from his city
brother, and, dad hump his pictures, he
doesn't ask for any nice pieces to he
written about him. He eats three
square ?neals if he can get them, and if
not, he writes nice pieces about a land
that flows with milk and honey and
swears, "by gum," that his party is
entitled to the credit.
Ask favors from our city brothers?
Not on your chin whiskers. The
country editor breathes the pure, free
air of liberty, and you get more patri
otism in the average count ry paper in a
week- than you get in the big city daily
in a coon's age. The country editor
thinks he believes wdiat he writes,while
half the city editors wo mean the po
litical and regligious writers?write
what they are paid to write. Thus
many a Democrat is boosting for the
Republican party, while the Republi
can editor writes nice pieces about
Bryan. In the country, bless your life.
WO live near to nature and near to our
critics, who find us out before we lind
out' ourselves. If we renig on any
proposition, before sundown half a
dozen offended subscribers are in the
oillcc trying to stop their vile paper.
Tell us the country editor has a hard
lot? May be has, but he is at least on
the square. He believes what hi' says,
unless it. is his big advertiser, who be
Hoves it for him. But you come a good
deal nearer to the facts than you do in
the city paper, where the work is done
by scores of writers, and nobody is
actually responsible, because nobody
knows who the guilty parly may be.
The country editor bless you, he
sees just as many funny things ami
laughs up his sleeve at them just the
same as you big city editors, lb' sees
shams and pretense and the new rich
nnd the men wdio work religion and
those who try to work the lodge and
those who are bosses and those who
only think they arc, but he just laughs.
As .lames Whitcomb Riley says of Old
Jap Miller, "Ho just chawed on." So
we just chaw on.
Never mind writing nice pieces about
the country editors. You may feel
sorry for them, but don't let them lind
il out, or you might lind yr irsolf in
contact with it stalled club. It is all
right to feel sorry for them, but you
had better not say anything about it.
Many of them are whofO they are from
choice. There are country editors who
could command more conspicuous posi
tions, but they prefer their life of ease
and luxury and affluence and high living
and independence and independent
thinking to any of your measly, little,
COOpod-tip, narrow, hack-writing city
editorships. Now, is that clear? If so,
then pass the pie.
Card of Thanks.
To the Editor Advertiser.
Dear Sir: Will you kindly but impres
sively express my deep and lasting
thanks and profound gratitude to the
109 faithful who stood by me on the
25th ultimo. Time and again I have
BSked the SUfTrngoS of the good people
of Laurens. Twice I have been elected,
always receiving a llattering vote until
this timo. Whether the hunch of crow
handed me this lim?' was caused from
deeds of omission or of commission I
can't tell, but this 1 can truthfully say:
that nothing hut entire satisfaction per
meates and broods over my mind ami
heart as to the verdict of the people as
expressed at the polls. Nothing have l
done or said concerning my opponents
or any other fellow-candidate that I
would retract or that causes any lash
ing of my conscience. May success,
happiness and prosperity attend those
Who voted against me. May the bless
ings of heaven, peace of conscience
and the good will of men hover over
and keep the h':>. May the tax depart
ment of our count v be run in a way
and manner that will he just and cquitn
bin to all p.* lies concerned is my hon
est desire. ,
R, W. NICHOLS
Laurens, S. C, Sept. 7th, 1908.
Ironing Mode Cas\.
Manufiicturrtl by
SMOOTHING IKON HEATER CO..
Timo and
Uie Ironer.
Only $2
JNO. T. BRYANT, Level l.aml, s. c.
* New Camp \V. o. w. Organized.
On Friday night, August 28th, C. A.
Power, ('. c, of l.aureus Camp No. 98,
acting deputy, organized a W. O. W.
camp at Mt. Pleasant with 2<l niemhers.
The ofHcors elected and installed are:
Gi M. Fowler, C. C; i:. Boyd, A. L.j
(!. M. Moore, Clerk; .1, t. Felts, As
sistant Clerk; VV. II. Williams, Hunker;
Dr. .). L. Fennel, Physician; B. M.
Cunlngham, Escort; II. T. Nelson, Jr.,
Watchman; S. P. Jones, Sentry; J. W.
Fowler. J. A. Smith, \Y. <;. .Martin.
Managers.
A clever, popular Candy Cold (.'uro
Tablet?called Prcvcntics is being dis
pensed by druggists everywhere. In u
few hours Proven tics are 'said to break
any cold completely. And Provontics,
being so safe and toothsome, are very
Uno for children. No quinine, no laxa
tive, nothing harsh nor sick inur. Box
of IS 2?c. Sold by Palm, r . |>n . Co.
William II. Taft lefI Hol .?rings,
Va., the latter purl of las I ? k and
is the guest of the Mid lie I! <s Fi thing
club on Middle Bass i la in Bake
Erie.
"Strongest in the World
for the South, and Strongest
in the South for the World."
best Treatment fur tt Hum.
If for no other reason Ch unberlain's
Salvo should be kept in every house
hold on account of its great value in
the treatment of burn-. I; allays the
pain almost instantly, and unless the
Injury is a sevore one heals the. parts
without leaving a sear. I'his salve is
also unequal, d for chapped hands, sore
nipples and di. eases of the skin. Price
25 cents. For sale by Lauren. Drug
Co.
The city of Springfield will demand
that the state of Illinois be responsible
for the damages incurred in the recent
race riot :.
"Strongest in the World
for the South, and Strongest
in the South for the World."
It Can't Be Meat.
The best of all touchers is experience.
C. M. Harden, of Silve r City, North
Carolina, says: "I (hid Electric Bitters
docs all that's claimed for it. For
Stomach, Liver and Kidney troubles it
can't be beat. 1 have tried ii and lind
it a most excellent medicine." Mr.
Harden is right: it's ih best of all
medicines also for weakness, lanio back
and all run down conditions. Best too
for chills and malaria. Sold under guar
antee a! Laurons Drug Co.'s and Pal
metto Drug Co.'s drug stores. f?Oc.
Opening of Ciiy School ?.
To the School Patrons:
Notice is hereby given that school
will open on Wednesd . . Sept. 23rd.
The co-operation of the entire commu
nity is solicited to continue our school
as one of the best ill the Stale. All pu
pils are urged to bo prescht on the lirsl
day of school.
B. L JONES,
Pink Pain Table - Dr. Slioop's slop
headache, womanly pains, any pain,
anywhere, in 20 minutes sure. Form
ula on the 2?c. box. As your dniggi I
or doctor about this formula it's line.
Palmetto I )rilg ('??.
A Card of Mr. C. A. Power.
To the People of l.aor ii County:
I hereby (ender my heartfelt thanks
to the whole people of Lauren i county
for tho many courtesies shown mo hi
the past, assuring them that it shall
not bo forgotten. It is With plea-mi
that I remember the many homes in
which I have been entertained, for
which 1 am truly grateful. To those
who sUp|K>rtod me in the roconl pri
mary by their ballots and kill ! words, I
appreciate it beyond llio expression in
mere words, and those who were not in
a position to support me I I ive only
kind feiding. I hall in the future as
in the past, si rive to help build Up my
people in a financial, educational and
moral way, having only the welfare of
my people at llOUl't. If by tllO kind
hand of Providence I nm permitted, I
shall present my claim four years hence
for tllO same ollicc to vvhii ll I Uspll't d
this year, feeling that by wailing my
time with patience I shall bo liberally
rewarded. Be. pect fully,
c. A. POWER.
September Ist. I00S.
jciemson College Opens September 8th.
CloniSOIl College, S.C. Sept. fl To the
Lnurens Advertiser: The publication in
j some papers that the opening of
IClomson Collogo would lie postponed is
a mistake. All students are expected
to arrive at Clomson on I he < iglitli col
lege oxorciscs begin on morning of the
ninth. P II- M?ll,
Presidenl.
A Bank Draft Is Lost,
Your Money Is Not.
A bank draft need not be sent by registered
mail so far as safty is concerned. The person to
whom the draft is made payable must endorse it
before it can be cashed.
If a draft purchased of us should miscarry or
be stolen, notify us and we will trace it up 01' is
sue a duplicate without any -'red tape." v
THE BANKS^ LAURENS
LAURENSs S,C.
Qualify
Everybody knows what that
means?the staunchest, 1? st
built, lightest running, b? st
material wagon on the market.
Not all (h ;d? rs like to handle it because it costs them a
little more and they have to sell it for a little more than
other wagons.
We Choose To Sell
The Wagon of Quality.
Wo believe we know what the people of this community want.
While it costs a little more than others it is worth a great deal more.
Every Milburn Is Worth More Than It Costs.
It's worth while to buy right while you are at it. Gel the wagon
that is not going to bother you with tiro setting, breakdowns, etc.
Wc have that wagon,
COME IN AND LET US TALK MILBURN TO YOU.
H. Douglas Gray & Co.
Littleton Female College
One of the most successful and host equipped boarding schools in the
South with hot water heat, electric lights; other modern improvements.
_.~>n boarding pupils last year. 'JTth annual session will begin Sept. 16, 1908.
For catalogue address J. M. Rhodes, President, Littleton, N. C.
r^nf pal Ararlpmv A high-grade Preparatory School
WCIlll dl /AVdUCIllJ' for Doy8 aml young nuM1> w;tn in_
dustrial and agricultural equipment. Located on 7<Kt acre farm o.ie miles
from Littleton College and under the management of the same Board
of Trustees. For new, illustrated catalogue address
.1. B. AlKDN, Principal, Littleton, North Carolina.
Advertiser ads. for Results
DID YOU EVER TRY IT
ON YOUR STOCKT
Nothing like it to put them
in good condition, free them
from insect parasites and pro
tect them from contagious dis
KRESO DIP
KILLS LICE, TICKS,
MITES AND FLEAS.
Cures Mange, Scab,
Ringworm and Other
Skin Diseases.
Disinfects, Cleanses and Purifies.
Use it on Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Swine, Oors, Goats and Poultry.
FOR liALC OY
Dodson-Edwards^Drug Co.
Laurens, S. C.
CALL (;H V.!x: T C I > 1I rr. !. h-}? r. t F. I 3 ON RBEIO dip.
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Watch Us
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WHY?
Because we expect to make it worth your while to
know about the great stock of merchandise which we will
show this season. You must have some Dry Goods, Shoes
and Clothing and in consequence of the devastating Hood which lias swept over the country every buyer feels
the necessity of buying, not only where there is quantity and style, but where he or she can get the lowest
prices as well. It gives us pleasure to say that never was our stock more complete and never have; we been
in shape to offer lower prices,
Special Attention \
Is invited to a new line of the
latest in Voile Skirts, new
(iloves and the latest in Ladies
Neckwear : : : : :
Most Bvery Man
In Laurcus county knows abottl out Clothing.
It you have bought from us before yon know
what we mean wlu n we say We liave a great
line of .Suits for Men, Youths and I Joys. Il you
haven't bought from us before give us the pleas
ure of showing you and you will not only buy
but will come again.
Klcgant Tailor-made Suits for Men, $15 t<> s.?<>
A CiRKAT LINK All KLWLVNT MODULS
hit and style perfect and guaranteed t<? give sat
isfaction at $10 and #12.50.
A great line Hoys' Suits #1.50 to $6,
We are pulling lor a great season's business,
I h ip us and we will do you good.
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FORM TWENTY-SEVEN
The FECHHEIMEK FISHEL CO.
HLH YORK
Special Attention
Is invited to a new line of the
latest in Voile Skirts, new
(iloves and the latest ill Ladies
Neckwear : : : : :
Our Shoe Department
Is loaded from floor to ceiling with aluiost cvers
st\le and quality you can ask for. If you want
shoes to weai' liial will make you want another
pair like them wlu n ihey tire worn out, sec- our
BIO LINK?
Ladies' Shoes $1 to $4.00
Men's " 1.25 to 5.00
Children's1' i.Sc to - 2.00
Dress Goods.
This department h is grealei slreiiglli llian
rwi before, embracing the new Pel in Stripes,
chevron effects, poplin. Serges, 'lafleln Stripes,
Cheviots and man) other weaves. I >ur range of
prices are from 10c to $i.a?o per yard,
Our silk stork is very complete comprising
solid and fancy Dress Silks. Shiil Waisl ami
Trimming Silks. Prices 50c to
J. E. Minter & Brother
the: reliable store:.