The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, September 02, 1908, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 5
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LAURRNS, S. C, SEPTEMBER 2. 1908.
MR. ANSEL'S RE-ELECTION.
Governor Marlin F. Ansel has been
re-elected by a handsome majority; not
so great, however, as it should have
been considering the man who opposed
him. For two years more South Caro
lina will enjoy a safe, sane ami business
like administration. While ho is u<>t a
showy executive, and does not keep his
name and acts blazing before the peo
ple, there is no question na to the wis
dom and business judgment thai char
acterizes bis execution of the matters
of State; neither is there any great
flaw in his past administration nor any
act for which he could bescverely criti
cised. Ho has made an excellent gov
ernor and his future policies will be as
formerly.
The significance of Mr. Ansel's re
election may bo termed as another de
feat for the not-quitc-dcad State dis
pensary forces; whether or noL they
are completely vanquished wo cannot
say. It means an endorsement of tho
past administration; it means that tho
people are oven ready for another stop
toward prohibition as sot forth in Mr.
Ansel's present platform. Whether or
not the Legislature will carry out the
..recommendations of the governor is be
yond us to toll; certain it is that two
of Laurcns county's representatives,
Messrs. I'.oyd and Irby, do not favor
the reverse local option law. Maybe
the General Assembly will carry out
the governor's plans, said plans having
been endorsed by the people, and maybe
they will not. He that as il may, the
re-lection of Mr. Ansel means a for
ward move toward State prohibition, an
end promised us some fourteen or fif
teen years ago. If the people's vote
means anything the Legislature should
consider those facts. This whiskey
question has been before us for a long
time now; to settle it is not impossible
and it should bo disposed of at an early
day. There is a solution.
FOR Q0VERN0R IN 1910.
Dealing w ith questions of future dato
and discussing political situations of two
years hence are bound to contain ele
ments of uncertainty, ami opinions ex
pressed now regarding these future
conditions are subject to alteration.
Hut If we read aright the signs of tin
times and correctly interpret the vote
of the Statt- we say confidently that
Hon. ('. ('. Featherstonc is the logical
candidate for governor in 1910,
We have heard it that Hon. Richard
I. Manning is this "logical candidate,"
but we fail to see the logic. While
there is not a cleaner man in the State,
very few abler, none more upright and
more entitled to the respect and confi
dence of the people than Mr. Manning,
it is nevertheless a fact that ho is n
State dispensary advocate, and the peo
ple have said they want none such.
There ar< those wdio might say that the
whiskey question will not be an issue
and that Mr. Manning should bo elected
on his merits aside from the whiskey
issue. We earnestly contend that the
whiskey question is an issue and will be
two years from now. It should bti set
tled and set t led aright.
Mr. Fcatherstone Is the strongest
prohibition candidate that could be put
forward. ' This year, In view of Mr.
Ansel's platform, seeing that it was a
forward move toward the desired end,
and in face of the fact that Mr. An
sel's clean administration should be en
dorsed, Mr. Fcatherstone stepped aside
until two years hence. We have no in
timation of his plans whatever; these
are our ideas and we cannot but see
that he is the 1 >gical candidate for 1910.
Our county is confronted with a seri
ous and stupendous proposition in the
matter of repairing the damage w rought
by the recent rains. It is well that we
have a supervisor equal to the OCCU ion.
MR. MOORE'S SUG0ESTI0N.
In another column appears a card
from Mr. Guy E. Moore, who makes
some suggestions concerning the per
plexing situation that confronts the
county in tho matter of repairing her
damaged roads and rebuilding lost and
wrecked bridges. The attention of our
thinking citizens is directed to Mr.
Moore's ideas. He suggests that every
body, whites and blacks, turn out and
help build up the wasted roads.
It is well that Laurens has such a
capable official as Supervisor Humbert,
upon whoso shoulders the burden of the
county work must rest. The matter is
up to him, but suggestions arc in order
since the entire public is concerned. If
Mr. Moore's suggestion is carried out
it must be done under the direction of
the supervisor to be practicable. Fur
ther, those who are unable to contribute
actual manual assistance should send a
substitute?hire a hand.
In our opinion the idea expressed by
Mr. Moore, if carried out, will serve
only one good purpose, namely: the
speedy repair of damages, which is by
no means a small matter. The perma
nent work that ought to be done will
take time and must be directed person
ally by the supervisor. We think the
issue of bonds is the only method by
which the necessary funds can be raised
and the work executed. This will take
time, too much time to be lost just now;
the roads are in an unusually bad con
dition, t he stream crossings worse, and
If something is not done at once the
government will take the matter up
with the possibility of the rural mail
service being discontinued on some of
the roads. So Mr. Moore's suggestion
will serve for immediate relief, but the
issuing of bonds will be necessary for
the permanent work.
Our county faces a serious situation,
one demanding the careful thought and
consideration of all her citizens. Let
the matter be taken under advisement
and lot us work harmoniously for the
rebuilding of our wrecked property.
We have not ascertained the supervi
sor's plans, but we are assured he will
find the co-operation of all the people a
necessity in the task that has fallen to
his lot. We believe, further, that he
will suggest the bond issue; if so, we
hope the people will meet it with their
approval. Mr. Humbert is equal to the
occasion, but he cannot carry out his
plans, whatever they may be, without
the help of the people.
The election went Democratic.
Laurens is to be congratulated upon
the good order that prevailed on elec
tion day. Besides, the weather was too
nasty to permit any scrapping.
Now for the election of William Jen
nings Bryanl The only way we Lau
rens people can help is to contribute
money for campaign expenses. Shout
ing will not help a particle.
Bryan seems to think Mayor Khett is
a good enough Democrat to take the
stump in the national campaign, yet
some of our people credited the charges
of .John P. Grace, who was a few days
ago arrested on the streets of Charles
ton.
South Carolina lost an excellent op
portunity when R. G. Khett was de
feated for the senate. We contend that
no man in the race could have repre
sented this State so well as Mayor
Khett.
Governor Ansel's excellent adminis
tration has been endorsed by the peo
ple. They have refused to credit the
senseless attacks upon it. Their vote
is a condemnation of the campaign
made against him.
South Carolina was fortunate in a
number of the elections last week, but
in none was she more benefited than in
the re-election of Messrs. Christensen,
of Beaufort, and Howard Carlisle, of
Spartanburg, to the State senate.
There is no better business man and
lawyer in the (Jeneral Assembly than
Mr. Carlisle, while Hon. Nit Is Christen
sen is the deadly foe of the dispensary
' grafters and violators of law. A hard
tight was made on these men, but it
proved of no avail.
The vote for governor would have
been quite different if the rains had not
1 interfered, say many. It is to laugh.
Laurens did something, not so much,
but something, for the Democratic
campaign fund last Tuesday night when
a large number of her best citizens paid
J", cents admission to the opera house,
where the election returns were given
as they came in from the various parts
of the State. A neat little sum was
realized from the venture, and it would
have been larger but for the exceed
ingly inclement weather. The Adver
tiser and the campaign fund committee
extend thanks for the co-operation of
the citizens.
W ho shall it be, Smith or Kvans?
There are some who seem inclined to
think a newspaper ought not to tell
things that will hurt somebody'* feel
ings It is just as well that the people
understand our position right now.
Doubtless they have gathered as much
from our policy during the past election,
but we state it thus: When a public
speaker makes any unusual .datement
that Is of vital interest to the public he
may expect to be quoted; when any act
that pertains to the public welfare is
committed The Advertiser has a right
to take note of it. A newspaper is a
public institution and anything that
concerns the public conies within its
province to note, to criticize favorably
or unfavorably. While it gives us no
pleasure to make people angry or hurt
feelings, still if such occurs we are not
responsible. Long ago we decided that
if we expcctetl to do our duty by our
readers and take advantage of our pub
lic privileges we must expect to incur
the enmity of some. We are sorry
that this is the case, but it is so and
cannot be helped.
<*"'
So after all, the shouting and yelling
at a campaign meeting does not mean
so much. To have heard the crowd
here on the twenty-second one would
have estimated that Laurens county
would give the young mat) from New
berry a majority of something like a
thousand. But the sane judgment of
our people generally prevails. Laurens
is to be congratulated upon the small
majority she gave Cole IMease.
Our esteemed contemporary, the
Newberry Herald and News, has now
joined the other class.
South Carolina has a number of good
fortunes for which she should give
thanks. First, Cole I',lease is out of
the senate; and second, he faded to put
bis man Aull in the place he vacated.
About the meanest man we know of
won't pay $1.00 for The Advertiser but
borrows bis neighbor's papor and reads
it religiously.
The election over business will doubt
less be resumed. Many of the obser
vant citizens state that so much inter
est in an election and such a general
cessation of business has not occurred
here since '90 and ,(.)2. Well, the more
interest in elections and the political
affairs of State the better our govern
ment will be.
Attorney General Lyon's name was
rather freely scratched in the election
Tuesday. It is almost certain that no
dispensary grafter or blind tiger voted
for Mr. Lyon; if so, it was with poor
grace.
Editor W. I). Crist of the Yorkvillc
Enquirer was brutally beaten last Thurs
day by W. IL Windle, of Fort Mill,
York county, for alleged "newspaper
abuse." With the information at'hand
we cannot but believe that the attack
was wholly unwarranted and that Win
die's political acts were subject to just
criticism. The attack Thursday makes
the third assault committed upon Mr.
Grist during the two years past, but
they have not deterred him from ex
pressing the editorial opinions that have
made bis paper among the best in South
Carolina. The manner of assault upon
the editor was most cowardly and de
spicable, Windle using a heavy stick
although he is himself a much larger
and stronger man than Mr. Crist; be
sides be had three friends present to see
the thing well done. The dispatches
say "no arrests have been made." This
we cannot understand. Whore are the
police authorities in Yorkvillo? Can
they give no protection to a citizen?
MR. NOOKE OFFEKS
SOME Slf(i(iESTIONS.
Mr. Editor: The recent Hoods have
caused untold loss of property by way
of crops being damaged and the wash
ing away of lands, but any one can
easily see that the amount of damage
done the count y and public at largo by
the loss of bridge's will run up into
thousands of dollars even in -Laurens
county and if w ill take all the money at
the county's command to replace even
a part of these, the ones needed worst,
and common sense teaches us that if
the roads are left unworked until the
county can have them worked they will
become positively impassable, ami it
seems to me that the people of the
county could not display their spirit of
patriotism in any hotter way than by
working the roads in their respective
neighborhoods and donating their labor
to the county, for it is a very evident
fact that the people must have roads
over which they can travel to get to
and from markets. Then another very
great advantage to the rural public wdll
be the matter of receiving their mails,
for if the roads are not kept in fairly
good condition the postofllcc authorities
will stop rural delivery and this will
place the country people in a very dis
advantageous posit ion.
Every person in the county can work
one day on the public highway an I do
an untold amount of good and not miss
the time from his regular pursuits.
This has already been started in Mt.
Pleasant neighborhood, several miles of
road already having been worked. So
let the people turn out and work ti e
roads and help not only themselves hut
the public in general.
GUY E. MOORE.
Laurens, S. C.
IL H. Carlisle, of Spurtanhurg, and
Neils Chrlstonson, of Beaufort, whom
the whiskey people tried so hard to
defeat have been re elected to the
Slate Senate.
Don't be afraid togive Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy to your children. It
contains no opium or other harmful
drug. It always cures. Lor sale by
Lauren* Drug Co.
AMONG THG EXCHANGES. %
Progressive Conundrums.
"Miss Gracie," he said, with an en
gaging smile, according to Tit-Bits,
"did you ever try your hand at one of
these progressive conundrums?"
"What is a progressive conundrum,
Mr. Spoonamoro?" inquired the young
lady.
"Haven't you heard of them? Here
is one: Why is a hall of yarn like the
letterja?' Because a ball of yarn is
circular, a circular is a sheet, a sheet is
a (hit, a (hit is $50 a month, $50 a month
is dear, a deer is swift, a swift is a
swallow, a swallow is a taste, a taste is
an inclination, an inclination is an angle,
an angle is a point, a point is an object
aimed at, an object aimed at is a tar
get, a target is a mark, a mark is an
impression, an impression is a stamp, a
stamp is a thing stuck on, a thing stuck
on is a young man in love, and a young
man in love is like the letter "t" be
cause he stands before 'u,' Miss Gra
cie.
"1 don't think you have the answer
(piite right," said the young lady. "A
ball of yarn is round, a round is a steak,
a slake is a wooden thing, a wooden
thing is a young man in love, and a
young man in love is like the letter 't'
because, Mr. Spoonamoro"?and she
spoke clearly and distinctly ?"because
he is often crossed."
The young man understood. He took
his hat and his progressive conundrums
and vanished from Miss Gracie Garling
house's visiting list forever. ? Ex.
Roll 'Dem Bones.
Roll 'em, roll dem bones, nigger,
Ef you ain't outer jint
An' wanter cut any figger,
You'd better make yer pint.
1 got yer, now watch me win,
Might's my pint, watch me make it,
Yes, 1 did, I'll kick yer shin,
It's mine, you watch me take it.
Run, nigger, run; see wdio's dat.
It's run now, dat's a sure thing;
Don't yer ston to git yer hat,
hook, nig, uat's Mr. George dohnsing.
?Times-Union.
Will Jeff Sit Up and Take Notice?
What right has a man to take a girl
out buggy riding in a hired rig when he
owes the editor in subscription? Will
Jeff Clinton please R. S. V. P. Lead
ville Light.
Nailing Him.
1 e 1 l's jolly nice to kiss one you like.
She (No answer.)
He That is, of course, if she doesn't
mind.
She (No answer.)
He?If she gets mad it's altogether
another thing.
She- (No answer.)
He I'd like to steal a kiss now
She?(No answer.)
He- If it would be quite safe
She?Have you finished?
He Oh, yes!
She Then how can you ask so many
fool questions when you see that I am
alone and entirely at your mercy? ?Au
gust Young's Magazine.
Party liadcs Bent.
"Up at Chicago on the Lake,
'Tod' Roosevelt made a great mistake,
lie then- named Taft for President
And sent his party Hades bent.
Chorus.
Clear the track for Bryan's coming,
Listen to the cheering and the drum
ming!
Clear the track. Kern is coming,
The Democratic cause is humming."
? Democratic Song Book.
The Roosevelt Administration.
That the Roosevelt administration,
which is attempting to project itself
into the future, is highly vulnerable
needs no proof beyond the presentation
of the bare facts:
1. it has boon extravagant and waste
ful.
2. it has attempted to popularize war.
It has gloried in Philippine impe
rialism.
4. It has menaced the State with fed
eral usurpation by means of construc
tive jurisprudence.
5. It recklessly undermined confi
dence in our business methods, causing
panic, depression and suffering.
6. It has profited by the political con
tributions of corporations seeking leg
islative favors.
7. It has spoken vociferously against
the malefactors of great wealth, but it
litis not brought one of them to justice.
8. It has bullied congress, threaten
ing to do as it pleased, law or no law.
0. It has assadod the courts when
their judgments were contrary to its
wishes ?
10. It has maintained the highest tnr
ilf ever known in a free country and
has made no move in favor of income
and inheritance taxes.
11. It has constantly demanded law
and more law for the prosecution of
trusts, although existing laws are held
by it to be too drastic for enforcement.
New York World.
A clever, popular Candy Cold Cure
Tablet called Prcventtcs is being dis
pensed by druggists everywhere. In a
few hours Proventics are said to break
any cold completely. And Preventics,
being so safe and toothsome, are very
tine for children. No quinine, no laxa
tivo, nothing harsh nor sickening. Box
of 48 26c. Sold by Palmetto Drug Co.
Newsy Notes From Clinton.
Clinton. August 26.? On Tuesday
evening Miss Ola Young charmingly
enteriained the Cecillian Music Club at
her beautiful home on South Broad
street. The large reception hall and
drawing room were thrown together
for the occasion and were tastefully
decorated with flowers and ferns.
Beautiful hand-painted cards tied with
pink and green, the club colors were
handed to the guests and a merry
guessing contest followed. The prize,
a large toy piano,was won by Mr. Hugh
Leaman. The guests were then invited
into the dining-room, where the color
scheme was effectively carried out.
Five delicious courses were by Misses
Bvie Shands and Amy Copeland. Punch
was served during the evening on the
spacious veranda. The guests were
Misses Janie Kennedy, Essie Young,
Bera Bailey, Frances Copeland, Mabel
Sumerel, Maude Sumerel, Pearl Hays,
Orrah Bess Little, Irene Little; Messrs.
Hugh Simpson, Hugh Leaman, Cyrus
Bailey, Robert Owens, Clair Hays,
Owens Copeland, John Henry, John
Young and Reese Young.
Mrs. Ceo. Ellis delightfully enter
tained quite a number of her friends on
Thursday morning in honor of her
sister, Mrs. Lyon, of Savannah. Mrs.
Ellis has a new home on Calvert avenue
which was beautifully decorated in
ferns and palms. Misses Dorris Lyon
and Maude Ellis passed dainty tavors
made of chamois needle books, hand
painted in nasturtiums and the score
was kept by putting pins in the books.
Some of the ladies played nations and
the others did fancy work. Mrs. Ed
Adair won the prize in the nation con
test, a hand-embroidered bag. Mrs.
W. J. Bailey won the booby prize
which was a paper of pins. The ladies
doing fancy work cut for the prize,
Mrs. Kennedy being the winner of a
silver thimble. A delicious two course
luncheon was served by Misses Maude
Ellis and Daisy Lyon.
Good for Biliousness.
"I took two of Chamberlain's Stom
ach and Liver Tablets last night and I
feel fifty per cent, better than I have ]
for weeks," says J. J. Firestone, of
Allegan, Mich. "They are certainly a |
fine article for biliousness." For sale
by Laurens Drug Co. Samples free.
But for the downpour of rain Tues
day it is likely that over 110,000 votes
would have been polled in the State.
The section to suffer most was the |
Piedmont.
Just Exactly Rifdit.
"I have used Dr. King's New Life
Pills for several years and find them
just exactly right," says Mr. A. A.
Felton, of Harrisville, N. Y. New
Life Pills relieve without the least dis
comfort. Best remedy for constipa
tion, biliousness and malaria. 2!\c. at
Laurens Drug Co.'s and Palmetto Drug
(!o. 's drug stores.
Railway traffic was tied up the worst
by the recent flood that was ever known
in this part of the country. Many towns
were without trains and mails two days.
Laurens suffered with the others.
A pleasing, good, high grade, truly
flavored, amber colored cup of coffee
can be bad ?and without the real Coffee
danger, or damage to health ?by simply
using Dr. Shoop's new substitute called
"Health Coffee." Pure, wholesome,
toasted cereals, malt, nuts, etc., make
Dr. Shoop's Health Cofree both health
ful and satisfying. No 20 to.'tt) minutes
tedious boiling. "Made in a minute,"
says Dr. Shoop. If served as cofree
its taste will even trick an expert.
Test it and see. J. M. Philpot.
In Aiken Please carried the county
by a little over .*U)0 majority; Mr. Jas.
F. Byrnes, of Aiken, was elected solic
itor over Mr. Jas. E. Davis.ot Barnwell,
the incumbent.
The city of Augusta has suffered the
greatest flood in her history, the water
having reached heights heretofore un
known. It was reported waist deep on
Broad street, the main business street
of the city. Many lives were lost in
the flood and great robberies have been
committed.
Pink Pain 1 ablets-Dr. Shoop's stop
headache, womanly pains, any pain
anywhere, in 20 minutes sure. Form
ula on the 25c. box. As your druggist
or doctor about this formula it's firm
Palmetto Drug Co.
In the second congressional district
Mr. J. 0. Patterson, of Barnwell, has
been re-elected over Mr. W. S. Smith,
of Hampton; in the third district, Hon'
Wyatt Aiken is re-elected over his op
ponent, Mr. Julius E. Boggs.
Cole L. Blease received the paltry
majority of 117 votes in his home coun
ty of Newberry. Ansel received a ma
jority of 1,208 in Greenville.
Best Treatment lor a Burn.
If for no other reason Chamberlain's
Salve should be kept in every house
hold on account of its *reat value " in
the treatment of burns. It allays tho
pain almost instantly, and unless the
injury te a severe one heals the parte
without leaving a scar. This salve is
also unequaled for chapped hands sore
nippies and diseases of the skin pri,.,.
2* cents. For sale by Laurens Drug
"Strongest in the World
for the South, and Strongest
in the South for the World/'
Only a Certain Amount of Work Can be
Done in a Year.
Clifford Seminary discourages both
the skimming and the craming method
of study. .
The time-honored college curriculum
is followed- English and mathematics
stand first on the list.
A thorough knowledge of these two
branches is insisted on because they are
of the greatest practical value in all
life work and because they form the
only solid solid foundation for good
scholarship.
On this foundation is based a thor
ough business course that fits a girl for
successful office work as well as the
broader courses of training that lead to
the degrees of A. IL and B. S.
Clifford Seminary has a full corps of
college trained teachers, who are capa
ble and enthusiastic workers, thoroughly
in love with their work. They make
every effort to develop character and
the highest type of womanhood. They
are the friends and sympathetic com
panions of the pupils out of the school
room and share their recreations and
amusements.
No training can better prepare teach
ers for the children of South Carolina
than this. Schoo! Trustees who have
tried them write: A Clifford Seminary
graduate is our first choice always."
Other special features, of this, institu
tion are: Limited numbers, home-like
atmosphere, ideal location and climate
conditions, comfortable buildings ami
equipment, very low expenses. No
school in the State gives you more for
your money.
For catalogue address
CLIPFORD SEMINARY,
Union, S. C.
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Registration.
Itinerary of Board of Registration For
Weeks Following.
Following is the itinerary of the
Hoard of Registration and the dates:
Tuesday, Sept. I? L?ngsten Church.
Wednesday, Sept. 2 Sardis.
Thursday, Sept. 3 Clinton.
Friday, Sept. J Hopewell.
Saturday, Sept. 5 Cross Hill.
Monday, Sept. 7?Moore's.
Tuesday. Sept. 8?Tumbling Shoals.
Wednesday, Sept. 9 Dial s Church.
Thursday, Sept. 10 Young's Store.
The remainder of the time until 80
days before the November election will
be spent at Laurens court house-.
J. P. CALDWELL, Chm'n.
T. S. I.ANCSTON,
H. W. LAN FORD.
I Wilkinson's
?p Matchless
^ Mineral
Water
Nature's iron tonic, insuring
rapid convalescence from any
illness which has weakened or
lowered the vitality. While
this is purely a medicinal wa
ter, it is a delightful drink,
and one drink will frequently
cure a severe headache, heart
burn, fullness and oppression
of the stomach, following a
hearty meal. For sale at
Dr. Posey'sDrugstore
A Fresh display
of Seed.
The Princess
RubberGloves
Pure and Seamless.
For general household use,
Surgeons, Physicians, Under
takers, Photographers, Ladies'
roilet, Electricians, otc.
Try a pair and keep your
hands m good condition.
FOR SALE AT
I Posey's g*. I
ijrs
POWELL
KKOWN
ti Jnf TUs^ virtues aml
{?? of the Studebaker Wagon
It is' constructed along lines that
areruly ?eilt!lie?that will out
Wea, an(| ojtt-last the ordinary
0?e-Ms >?<1e Of materials that
,(. 1 wt is together by
deaTeHn^r^^1' Wa*?? {* ?d
oeaiet in puce but is vastly snr,
I or ,,, all resets to most L
ducts now on the market.
Barksclale
&
Franks
Laurens, s. c.