The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, August 19, 1908, Page PAGE SIX, Image 6
LAUUti.WS FOLKS AT
ANNUAL UK UN ION
Large Delegation In tirccnvillc Last
Week?Some Chat About
Various Ones.
Following are some items taken from
The Greenville News relating to Lau
rens people while in Greenville last
week:
"Next to Greenville, Laurons has per
haps sent the largest delegation to the
re-union. The fact is Laurons sent a
very large proportion of her male pop
ulation to the war, and the Lnurona
people live a long time. Heading the
Laurens delegation is Col. T. H. Crows,
commander of Camp Carlington. Col.
Crews has a splendid war record and
had the remarkable experience of hav
ing come near losing his life at the
bands of Con. Wade Hampton. He
was a member of the Hampton Legion
and one night the word came that a
considerable body of the enemy could
be captured by a little strategy. It
was near Fredcricksburg, in Stafford
county, Vn. The company was divided
Into squads and sent out at intervals. 1
Later (Son. Hampton with a company
were to fall in behind the main body of
the scouts, but by mistake, instead of
going far enough to the loft they turned '
and round themselves fa< h .. thi n
led by Col. Crews. It was .k
seeing the men appr ach eacl n M ? >1
the other and a fr< c for ... fight I
lowed. The pass tv< I I ' '
"Georgia." Mam n stook . i* w
for "Charge" and' the m n ihi pas*
word was give. '..' . '.c' :
grew. Mr Crewi coro?
directly under the sahr* yt-.-it of Gen
Hampton jusl befow th< mistak* wa*
discovered. Th< sabr rut hrongl :.???.
visor of hi$ cap and bai*olj ct?jw tin
skin. Just at this liapiHmw W "W
Russell, of Anderson had a pisto lei
ele^ at Gen wliol b< trsi
covered
Arjiv:-; r Laomu mui wi?s if ---
g/.rj: w.*..* liit t&BVOtf H ." ? 'tou*}
John) L. .:*. -. Hi '..::<?: .i :.'?;
mar. tr. /ar- :-..t wb: r.v? txs?r.
Connected with \.~f??c?ary iror.\ the
day it was establ shed the present
moment, and there has never boon the
slightest taint attached to him. In
view of the revelations in other quar
ters this is somewhat remarkable.
Col. J. II. Traynham, of Laurens,
who was a courier for Gen. Hampton
and Gen. Gary during the war. spent a
few hours with the veterans yesterday
and will return today.
Mr. C. 1?. Mosolcy, of Laurens. vis
ited bis sister. Mrs. J, L. Killian, on
Washington road yesterday.
Samuel It. Todtt, of Laurens, one of
the prominent candidates for the legis
lature, was in the city vevt -rday.
Sheriff Duckett, of Laurensj is not
only an elllcient and stern ollicer of the
law when occasion requires, but he is
very fond Of singing and took a leading
part yesterday afternoon when the old
soldiers joined in the "Sweet Byo and
Bye" and other songs.
Col. John H. Wharton, of Waterloo,
is here wearing his Confederate uni
form. There is not a more gallant reb
in the whole State, than be. He is run
ning for the State senate from Laurens
county and judging from all reports
will make a good race. For six years
he was railroad commissioner and tilled
the office with credit.
Death of Mrs. Elvira Parks.
Mrs. Klvira Parks died at the home
of her (laughter, Mrs. T. M. Ncsbitt,
of Laurens county, on tho Oth of Au
gust, and was laid to rest in the old
Bethel cemetery at Woodrulf. Shehad
been in ill health for three years. She
leaves one son, W. A. Parks, of Clifton,
and two (laughters, Mrs. T. 11. Ham
mond, of Greenville, and Mrs. T. M.
Ncsbitt, of Laurens. She was in her
?S2nd year.
Mrs. Croswcll, her oldest sister, pre
ceded her to the grave only live days.
Greenville News.
Diarrhoea Cured.
"My father has for years been trou
bled with diarrhoea, and tried every
means possible to effect a cure, without
avail," writes .lohn IL Zirkle, of Phil
ipp i. W. Vn. "He saw Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Keinedv
advertised in tho Philipp] Itopublicnn
and decided to try it. The result is
one bottle cured bun and he has not
SUfTered With thO disease for eighteen
months. Before taking this remedy he
was a constant sulforor. Ho is now
sound and well, and although tit) years
old, can do as much work as a young
man." Sold bv Laurens Drug Co.
Only a Certain Amount of Work Can be
Done in a ^ car.
Clifford Seminary discourages both
the skimming and the craming method
of study.
The time-honored college curriculum
is followed. English and mathematics
stand first on the list.
A thorough knowledge of these two
branches is insisted on because they are
of the greatest practical value in all
life work and because they form the
only solid solid foundation for good
scholarship.
On this foundation is based a thor
ough business course that fits a girl for
successful office work as well as the
broader courses 01 training that lead to
the degrees of A. B. and It. S.
Clifford Seminary has a full corps of
college trained teachers, who are capa
ble and enthusiastic workers, thoroughly
in love with their work. They make
every effort to develop character and
the highest type of womanhood. They
are tin* friends and sympathetic com
panions of the pupils out of the school
room and share their recreations and
amusements.
No training can better prepare teach
era for the children of South Carolina
than this. Schoo! Trustees who have
tried them write: A Clifford Seminary
graduate is our first choice always."
Other special features of this Institu
tion are: Limited numbers, home like
atmosphere, ideal location and climate
conditions, comfortable buildings and
equipment, very low expOrtsOft. No
HChool in the State gives you more jfor
, our money.
For catalogue address.
CLIFFORD SEMINARY,
Union, S. C.
Managers of Flection.
The following have been appointed to
conduct the primary election in Laurens
county August 25th:
Clinton?J P Diltard, T F Milam, R P
Adair. ,
Clinton Mill? K Y McQuown, John A
Smith, Calvin Templeton.
Lydia Mill, Clinton ? E P Anderson,
Carl Rarksdale, J B Scott.
Hopewell- G C Hopkins. J L Craw
ford, C V Monroe.
Lanford Station John DeShields, J S
Higgins, J M Fleming.
Youngs W P Harris, J M Gray, C R
Wallace.
Cook's Store - J B Cook, BW Patton.
W R Gasten.
Stewart's Store HR Prior, WC Stew
art, Parks Goodwin.
Dial Church -D B Godfrey. J H Cur
ry. D I) Harris.
' Power V A White. R C Owings. J T
Stoddard.
Woodville- 1 E Wham. WR Putnam.
W L Abercrombie,
Shilon R C Wallace, w H Gray, .1 H
Wolff.
Gray Court C B Shell. D L Brooks,
L 7 Wilson.
ESkom l C Culbert!Son,T H Burt,<. A
R Cutbert<on.
Mt Ptaasaat -W W Fowler, G Marion
Moore. Mos* Mitten.
v* au rloo -1 i* Henderson, DC Smith.
W H L\> hettson.
. u <I; S:. rt w. L. Cooper. J. P.
. one* C Martin.
W I ?'OIXT. I
7 W A Aodetnaon,John A Puck- .
<?:;.. W .1 Anderson.
:.:.-.c<.<~ Cnureh-Reed Todd, M M
I ?. FL Donnen.
ra W E MeCHntock.W T Blakely.
0 L Hunter.
Cress Hill?T M Pinsen, E L Wells,
R D Nance.
Tumbling Shoals ?J L Baldwin, R M
Bolt, W D Sullivan.
Brewerton?J P Simmons, Earle El
ledge. T T Wood.
Princeton J M Wood, W I Freeman,
A .1 Monroe.
Sardis Thos L Johnson, Sr, R J Mc
( rary, Hamp Stone.
Udells- Watts Deane.Joe Payne,Tom
Dillard.
Mountville P B Richardson, William
Boyd, M B Brisp.
Lumens Mill W W Blakeley, C P
Mar tie, J W Snoddy.
Laurens No. 1 J B Brooks, James F
Owings. L G Balle.
Watts Mills M. A. Knight, J. P.
Penland, W. W. Stone.
Laurens No. 2?J. W. Thompson, Z.
R. Traynham, W. M. Irby.
BEST OF PROOF
That Hyomei Will Cure All Forms of
Catarrhal Diseases.
Testimonials could be printed by the
thousand, many of them from l^aurens
and nearby towns, saying that* Hyomei
absolutely cures all catarrhal troubles.
The best proof of its unusual curative
powers is the guarantee that Laurens
Drug Co. give with every outfit they
sell "Money hack if Hyomei does not
do all that is claimed for it."
Hyomei is not a secret remedy. It*
formula is freely given to physicians
who want to know what they aro using
when they prescribe Hyomei. It is
guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drug Law by Serial No. 1418.
l iiere is no dangerous stomach drug
ging when Hyomei is used. Its healing
medication is breathe ! through a neat
pocket inhaler, reaching every part of
the air passages, destroying all ca
tarrhal germs and curing the disease.
Dixie's Land.
The phrnso "Dixie" or "Dixie's
Land" Is supposed to be derived from
one Dixy, a klud hearted slavo owner
on Manhattan Island In the latter part
of tlie* eighteenth ceutury. III? treat
ment of his negroes caused them to
regard his plantation ("Dixy's") as lit
tle short of an earthly paradise, and
when nny of the slaves were taken
away from their old homo they were
always pining for "Dixy's" and singing
and talking of its JoyB. When slavery
moved southward, tho same Ideal of
"Dixy's" was taken along, and in the
ourse of time, Its origin being forgot
ftm. It was applied to the southern
homes of the negroes.? New York
American.
The secret of fashionable beauty. I
asked the question of a beauty special
ist. In order to be round, rosy and
very stylish, take Hollistcr's Rocky
Mountain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tab
lets. Palmetto Drug Co.
Exasperating, Truly.
Mrs. Illgsley- Clara, I must lnsl6t
that you send young Mr. Grnnley away
earlier. It was long after 11 o'clock
last night when you closed the front
door after him. Clara?I know, mam
ma, and I have made up my mind a
do/en different times to make him leave
early, but he has n way somehow of
always giving the Impression long aft
er the shank of the evening has passed
that he is just about to say something
one has been Malting for. It's awful
exasperating!- St. I,ouIb Republic.
A tii and Family Medicine.
"It gives me pleasure to speak a good
word for Electric Bitters," writes Mr.
Frank Conlau, of No. 4.10 Houston St.,
New York. "It's a grand family med
icine for dyspepsia and livor complica
tions, while for lame back and weak
kidneys it cannot he too highly recom
mended." Electric Bitters regulate
the digestive functions, purify the blood
and impart renewed vigor and vitality
to the weak and debilitated of l>oth
sexes. Sold under guarantee at Lau
rens Drug Co.'? and Palmetto Drug
Co.'s drug stores. 50c.
A WONDERLAND.
Now Zealand'* Belt of Geysere of
Boiling Water.
If ouo can Imnglno a furious ami ac
tive Tolcano with a crater a thousand
miles In extent, sunk level with the
earth aud thinly covered with a screen
of soil, one has some Idea of the a wo
Inspiring "wonderland"' of New /.<?!?
laud's north Island. You cannot poke
a stick Into the ground without start
lag .* boiling spring, nnd wherever
Toiiiituni tlio ground is fairly alive
wyb geysers of boiling water?steam
Jets and blowholes, with quivering VOl
i canoes and gorgllng "mud pots," nil
colored fantastically with rainbow
; hoes, ranging from brilliant sapphire
I to ?Ivid scarlet. Stranger still, the
entire face of this region Is constantly
' changing In shape ami color, and there
I are hot springs hero stretching In a
j continuous chain for 300 miles. The
1 ground throbs and quivers with vol
canic activity, and set In the midst of
It all are native Maori villages of sur
passing Interest, a strange race of
magnificent savages, who, although
they have been cannibals within the
memory of man. are now a highly In
telligent race and actually send rep
resentatives to the parliament In Wel
lington.
The native women, gorgeous In gar
ments of crimson, given and purple,
are forever putting stolidly nt big
pipes and going hither and thither
about their household work with the
quaintest of babies slung across their
backs. This reminds mo that domes
tic work In this strange region Is
made light Indeed for white house
wives as well as the Maori women.
Every garden and back yard has Its
hot water provided by nature.
And wheu these easy going people
grow hungry the mother prepares a
meat pudding or a joint and drops
It into a convenient pot of natural
boiling water In the earth, and In a
few minutes It Is cooked. The same
conveniences are still more In evi
dence on washing day. Stopping care
fully through a tangle of boiling gey
sers and gurgling mud pots, one sud
denly comes upon a great collection of
native women and girls doing their
washing In a vast smoking lake big
enough to have steamers on It.?W.
T. Fltz-Oernld In St Nicholas.
LIVING PROOF OF IT.
How Marriage Develops the Best 1
Traits In a Man.
"By the wuy, Mary," said Mr. Will*
terbottom, "young Ascot asked for
my advice today about getting mar
ried."
Mrs. Wlnterbottom looked up from
the pile of socks that she was darn
ing. "And what ndvlce did you give
him, .lohn?" she said.
"Er?hand nio them matches, will
you? My pipe's out," said Wlnterbot
tom.
She transferred the mound of mend
ing from her lap to a chair, rose and,
taking the matches to her husband,
quietly resumed her work again.
"Well," continued Mr. Winterbottoni,
wallowing In his big chair, "I told
Ascot td go ahead and marry at once.
I told him what 1 have always be
lieved?namely, that nothing develops
the best traits in a man's character
like matrimony. Nothing, 1 told him,
so splendidly brings Into blossom
those seeds of unselfishness, of self
sacrifice, that lie dormant in even the
best of bachelors. The bachelor thinks
only of himself. The married man
forgets himself In the protecting care
that he must eternally lavish upon
wife and babes. Coarse, selfish brides
of bachelors 1 have seen transmuted
by marriage Into a One gold of such
self forgetfulucss and tender consider
ation, such delicate solicitude and
courtesy?er?ns"?
Mr. Wlnterbottom had been slapping
Ids pockets and frowning. Now ho
stopped abruptly. "Here's my pipe
out," he said, "und I forgot to bring
down that pouch again. Do you mind,
Mary? It's on the dressing table in
the fourth story front."
Mrs. Wlnterbottom, with pleasant
alacrity, hastened from the room.?
New York Press.
Spoiled the Prayer.
A west end man who had been out
with a parly of friends sipping from
the bowl of Joy more than usual stag
i gored home, at a loss to know how to
j conduct himself to prevent his wife
knowing he was Intoxicated. After
turning the question over In his mind
several times bo decided that It would
be well for him to kneel In prayer just
before retiring, as he sometimes did.
"What in the world are you doing
there, John?" asked his wife.
"Praying."
"Well, your prayer might have nioro
effect If you took off that silk hat."?
St. Louis Republic.
Can Wo Pull Anything?
Sir Oliver Lodge, the eminent Eng
lish scientist, said In a lecture that
there Is no such thing ns pulling. To
speak of a horse pulling a cart was, he
Bald, Incorrect. The horse did not pull
the cart. It pushed against its collar
nnd thereby produced motion In tho
cart Similarly tho oarsman pushed
the water, nnd tho man drawing a
handcart had to clasp tho handle, and
the driving forco was caused by tho
part which clasped the handle nnd was
therefore behind It. Even If the car.
was fastened to the man's coat tall he
did not pull R. Ho pushed against his
clothes.
Considerate.
"And would you marry me If I wero
a poor girl, working for a living?" ask
ed tho heiress.
"DnrllDg," responded the accepted
suitor, "It wouldn't be fair. You'd be
doing enough In supporting yourself."?
Philadelphia Ledger.
EDISON THE VICTOR.
He Humbled the Pride of the Fast
Telegraph Operator.
Edison made his first record ns a
telegraph operator lu Memphis. A con
temporary says he canio walking Into
the ofllco one morning looking like a
veritable hayseed. He wanted a Joh,
and, although his appearance was not
prepossessing, the offlco was short
handed, and ho was assigned a desk at
the St. I.ouls wire, the hardest In the
olllco. "At the end of tho line was an
operator who was chain lightning and
knew It," says Krauels Arthur Jones'
"Life of Edison."
"Edison had hardly got seated before
St. Louis called. The newcomer re
sponded, and St. Louis started on a
long report which he pumped in like
a house a tire. EdISOU threw his leg
over the arm of his chair, leisurely
transferred a wad of spruce gum from
his pocket to his mouth, took up a
pen, examined it critically and started
In about fifty words behind. Ho didn't
stay there long, though. St. Louis let
out another link of speed, and still an
other, and the Instrument on Edison's .
tnblo hummed like an old style Singer
sewing machine. Every man In the
offlco left Ids desk and gathered around
the Jay to see what he was doing with
that electric cyclone.
"Well, sir, lie was right on tho word
and taking it down III the prettiest cop
perplate hand yon ever saw, even
crossing his 't's' and dotting his Ts'
and punctuating With as much care as
a man editing telegraph for printers.
St. Louis got tired by and by and be- j
gall to slow down. Then Edison open- 1
ed (lie key and said:
" 'Hello, there! When are yon going !
to get a hustle on? This Is uo primer |
class.'
"Well, sir," said the gentleman In
coucluston, "that broke St Ixnils all
Up. He bad been rawhldlug Memphis I
for a long time, and we were terribly I
sore, and to have a man hi our ofllco
who could walk nil over him made us
feel like a man whose horse had won
the Derby."
THRILLING SPORT.
Rafting Down the Canyons of an Un
mapped Glacial River.
With provisions for only ten days a .,
party of explorers in Alaska fouud one j
September that they must build rafts
and take their chances of letting the
swift river carry them to settlements
where food could be obtained; other
wise Ice and snow would shut them in
from all ""hope of rescue. In "The
Shameless Diary of an Explorer" Rob
ert Dunn tells of the journey on the i
roughly made rafts.
"At 11 o'clock today hegon the most j
thrilling sport I know, rafting down
(be snaky canyons of an unmapped
glacial river.
"Fred and 1 captained tho Mary Ann
II., the other three tho Ethel May. We
rasped and hauled them over tho gravel
shadows of our tributary, shot out
between the main walls of the stream
and seized upon that boiling current.
"We readied silently from cliff to
cliff, Jammed pike poles into the sin to
shelf overhead, twirled out of eddies.
We bumped and grounded. We dashed
overboard and on the run eased her
across shallows. We tugged half an
hour to make on Inch at each shove
through the gravel, suddenly plunged
lu to our necks, and she leaped free as
we scrambled on.
"Bowlders rose through white ruffs
of water in mldchannel. We might or
might not hang on them for a perpen
dicular minute.
"You must be very handy with a
pole. You must have a hair fine eye
for moving angles, the strength of an
eddy, the depth of foam ruffling over
a stump. You must be surer of tho
length of your pole than a polo player
of the reach of his mallet. You must
be quicker than a Siwash dog. You
must know tho different weight of
each log down to ounces, the balanco
of tho duffel piled high like a dais,
covered with the tent and the bean pot,
the macklnaws and the ox lashed to
all ttie lashings. It's a pretty game."
A Risky Subject.
"Do you think, sweetheart," queried
tho young man with tho evenly divid
ed hair, "that your father will con
sent to our marriage?"
"Well," replied the fair one, "of
course papa will ho sorry to lose me,
out"?
"But," interrupted tho rash youui,
"I will remind him that Instead of los
ing n daughter ho will gain a son."
"Dearest," rejoined the wise moid,
"If you really want mo you mustn't
say anything of tho kind. Papa has
three such sons boarding with film
now, and bo's a little touchy on the
subject."
Queer Milk.
Many specimens of unconscious hu
mor aro received by tho editors of tbnt
monumental work, tho "Imperial Gazet
teer of India." A district wos sold to
Iks "on extensive rolling plain, consist
ing' of alternate ridges of baro stony
hills and narrow fertile volleys." An
interesting item of natural history was
afforded by tho remark, "The buffalo
differs from tho cow In giving milk
which is richer in butter fat, in voleo
and iu having no hump." ? London
Globe.
Poured.
"I have poured every day this week
at soino function or other," remarked
the vivacious girl.
"Well, well!" murmured the old gen
tleman who overheard her. "Now I
know what Is meant by tho term 'a
reigning belle.' "?St. Louis Republic.
No mon prospers In this world by
luck unless it be the luck of getting up
early, wotklng hard and maintaining
honor and integrity.?Beecher.
SAFETY AND SURETY
Safety of principal and surely
of interest are the two factors
that make all investments, large
or small, desirable. And that is
what we offer every man, woman
and child who opens a savings
account with us. One dollar will
make the beginning- -and the
best time to begin is light now.
Enterprise Bank
Laurens, S. C.
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Chicora College
G R E E N V ! L L I
SOUTH CAROLINA.
Owned and Controlled by the Presbyteries of the Synod of South Carolina.
A High-Grade College for Women?A Christian Home School.
Graduate courses in the Arts and Sciences, Music, Art, Expression, Gymnas
tics and Business; Large and able Faculty: Beautiful Grounds; Elegant I
Buildings; Modern Conveniences; Healthful Climate; Location in Piedmont j:
Section, and in city of 25,000. Expenses for the entire y< ai ;
A. Tuition, hoard, room and fees :::::::: $183.00
15. All included in proposition (A) and tuition in Music,
Art or Expression $203.00 to : ::::::: 213.00
The next session opens September 17th. For catalogue and information I
47-10t Address S. C. BY KU. D. !>., President. J
Littleton Female College
One of tho most successful and best, equipped boarding chools in the
South with hot water heat, electric lights; other modern improven
258 boarding pupjls last year. 27th annual session will begin Sept. I
For catalogue address J. M. RHODKS, President, Littleton, C.
Central Academy
A high-grade Preparatory School
for boys and young men, with in
dustrial and agricultural equipment. Located on 700-acro farm on< n
from Littleton Collego and under the management, of the same B aid
of Trustees. For new, illustrated catalogue address
J. B. A.IKKN, Principal, Littleton, North Caroli
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