The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, August 19, 1908, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
Red Iron Racket
Cheapest House on Earth
Is now almost giving away goods at prices so low you will wonder how can
they do it. _
_Now for the Sweeping Out Prices
Have you tried our fine parched
Coffee 15c per 11).
7 pounds Parched Coffee for f i.oo
16 lbs. Sugar $i.oo
to lbs. Good Coffee Si.oo
Don't pay Si.on for Standard
Patent Medicines. We sell 'em
for S^c, save 13c.
50c bottles 42c, save 8c
We have all the Pest .Standard
Medicines.
1 Big Wash Pan
1 Pi- Pie Pan
1 .Set Nice While Plates
05
?5
39C
$1.00 Sri White China Plates 50c
3 boxes Searchlight Matches 10c
15c plug Tobacco, Baby Ruth,
Thorough Bred toe
loc Bottle Lemon or Vanilla K\
tract 08c
5c Bottle Lemon or Vanilla K.\
tract 04c
5c Cake Fairy Sonp 04c
5c Cake Pummo . kin Soap 04c
10c Cake Glycerine Soap 05c
Big Jar Yasolene 05c
2 Big Cakes Victory Washing
Soap 05c
2 good Handkerchiefs 05c
Special for Saturday
6c good yard wide Sea Island ,| 1 e
6c good Cheeked Homespun | 1 c
6e good Ginghams and Cham
bray ? .} '/-c
your gain. We are sweeping out
goods this week at unheard of prices.
6c good Calico
04c
5c and ioc Laces, Valencines and
Torchons, only 03c
Saturday will he your last day lo
buy these under cut prices.
Buy Clothing, Hats, and
Shoes
This week at a sacrifice. < >ur loss,
m Balls Tinea. 1
1 Spool Thread, (iootl
1 Spool Best Thread
.!,S Nut Megs
12 Cakes Victory Soap
50 Shirts
51 .00 Shirts
$1.39 Pants
$1.68 Pants
$2.2 s Pants
05c
02c
04c
S3.od Pants #1.89 ^
#<|.00 Pants ?3.19 1
$4.50 John P.. Stetson Hal, this i
wee k
$3.1 h ) Men's 1 lats
2.00 "
$2.91
i
05c ,.2S
25c
35c
69c
93c
$1.19
r.oo "
75c
2 Straw 1 lats
2.09
I.89 '
1.19 i
79c (
3?n%
05c
Clean Sweep this week.
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Special this week only <
3 Cakes Pairy and P
I.50 Soap U >i
Toilel <
1 < >c
Hurry up and avoid the rush for they are all coming to
RED IRON RACKET
LAU RENS,
SOUTH CAROLINA
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MK COTTON ( HOP
IS I)KTER10RATING.
01 kt Crops Suffering from brought
Lisi of Interesting Waterloo
Personals.
aterloo, Aug. IS. Owing to the
( inued dry spell the cotton crop in
< ( Hue haa been cut ofT 50 per cent.
'! dry weather is making cotton open
iarl,\ in some sections. All forage crops
i onsidorably cut oil'.
Mr. I L. Dendy, who has been in
1 mhiil for some time, has decided to
move his family there and will make
I be change about Sept. 1st.
Mi i s. Long & Culbcrtson are over
ling t heir ginnery here and will have
plant in splendid shape for the new
crop.
Mr, Marvin Whnrlon, of Columbia,
i v nil his cousin, Prof. S. VV. Puckett,
for a few days.
Messrs. II. I). W'inn, W. II. Culbert
VV. W. Campbell and Postmaster
Harri are at home from Crecnville and
I raveler's Rest.
Mr. and Mrs. II. C. Fuller are at
from a visit to Mr. .lohn Sims
and family at Central.
Mrs. W. P. Uoyd and children, of
lie, are wild the family of Moj.
I I:. Anderson fur a few weeks.
Mi ,L Casper Smith is visiting her
.. Mrs. A. c. Keller, in Greenwood.
Kugene Walker, of Applcton, is
Hj< a few days here witli his sis
ler Mrs. L. L. Dendy.
Mr. and Mrs. ChnHoS W. Anderson,
of S|.lanburg, visited relatives here
fni \ i'1'al days lasl week.
? o|, .lames T. Harris and family, of
inhil5g, came down last WCOk and
vvi i " Hi'' guests of relatives for several
Mr. Wilson Harris, of Clinton, is in
Prof. Joseph Sheoley, of Townville,
,|n m Sunday in town.
flunks il Saved His Life.
I in- M. Nelson, of Naples, Maine,
,i\ in a recent letter: "I have used Dr,
New Discovery many years for
i ind colds and I think it saved
jjjv I have found II a reliable rem
,K for throat and lung complaints and
s'otdil no more he without a bottle (ban
would he wit bout food." For nearly
. ii\ years New Discovery has stood al
i In id of throat and lung remedies. |
\ ii preventive of pneumonia and1
|er of weak lung -, il has no OOtinl.
I imder guarantee at Laurens Drug I
hi.I Palmetto Drug Co.'s drug
. fiOc. and $1.00, Trial bottle
' SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
The Simple Secret of Blowing the Big
Glass Globes.
Rmperor Nicholas wished to llhunl
Ante the Alexander column in a grand
m vie. The ?,l/e of (he round lamps to
he used for the purpose were Indicated
and the glasM>h ordered at the manu
factory, where the workmen exerted
themselves in vain and almost blew
the breath out of their bodies in the
endeavor to obtain the desired size.
Tho commission must lie executed
that was self evident but how?
A great premium was offered to the .
one -who could solve the problem.
Again the unman bellows toiled and
puffed. Their object seemed unattain
able, when at last a long hoarded Itns
Mian stopped forward and declared thai
he could do It; he had strong Itlllgs,
he would only rinse his mouth first
with a little water to refresh them.
Fie applied his mouth to the pipe
and puffed to such purpose that the
vitreous ball swelled and puffed nearly
to the required dimensions, up to them,
beyond thoin.
"Hold! Hold I" cried tho lookers on.
"You are doing too much. And how
did you do it all?"
"The matter Is simple enough," an
swered the long beard, "but, first. I
where Is my premium?"
And when he clutched the promised
bounty he explained.
He had retained some of the water
In his mouth, Which had passed thence
Into the glowing ball and then, becom
ing steam, had rendered hhn this good
service.
Idle Curiosity.
"Why uro you calling up the various
hospitals'/"
"My friend Knigglchnt assured mo
he'd pay me that $."? today or break a
leg, and I want to tlnd out which leg
he broke."?Kansas City .lournal.
Easy.
T.ady (on street) Do you know whero
Johnny Tucker lives, my little hoy? 1
I.title Boy?He ain't home, but If you
give me a nickel I'll find him for yon. :
Lady All right. Now, where In he? 1
Little Bey?Thanks. I'm him.?Judge.
The Other Half Is Waiting.
One of the most pitiable sights in tho j
world Is that of people who are using
only a small bit of their ability while
tllO rest of il is wailing to be used. It
Is still Ineffective because of the many
little weaknesses or peculiarities, tho
bad habits or the lack of preparation
Which handicaps and makes practically
Ineffective the whole life. How pitia
ble to Bee splendid talent, line ability,
everywhere tied down by comparative
ly little things I?Success Magazine.
MAMMOTH CAVE.
It Furnished the Saltpeter For th?
War of 1812.
There Is an Interesting hit of history
connected with I ho cave. Fow Ameri
cans are aware that It heipud to save
the country In the war of 1812 by fur
nishing saltpeter for the manufacture
Of gunpowder, hut such is the case.
The powder used by Old Hickory In
whipping the llritish *<> handsomely at 1
New Orleans in 1815 is Bald to have
hcen made with saltpeter from Mam
moth cave. As early as 1SO0 a Mr. i
Fowler obtained, it is said. 100,000
pounds of niter from the twenty-eight
limestone caverns that had then been
discovered in Kentucky.
in 1800 Dr. Samuel Brown of Lex
iltgton rode a thousand miles on horse
hack to Philadelphia to lay hoforo the
American Philosophical society,'In sos
sion there, the farts ahotit the pres
ence of niter In these caverns. Raying
that Iho deposits would ho especially
vnlunblo In case of war with any for
eign power. Brown did not mention
Mammoth cave hy namu at that time,
and the probability Is, as local tradi
tion assorts, that II was .first discov
ered hy whites In 1800 when a hunter
named Douchlns or Hutchlns entered
it in pursuit of a wounded hear. Hay
aid Taylor says It was first discovered
In 1802, hut does not give his author
ity. The only value set on It at llrst
was for tin1 nitrous earth It contained.
For this a Mr. McLean paid $40 for
Iho cave ami 200 acres of land around
its month. McLean fold It to a Mr.
GatO wood; ho to Messrs. (!ra/.l and
Wllklns, who dorived a fortune from
tho saltpeter made there during the
war of 1812. Tho emharfro cut us off
from any other supply, and the output
of saltpeter from this cavo enabled our
manufacturers to mako sufficient pow
der to carry on the War.?-New York
Pott.
A Bungler.
lie was a twentieth century hustling
blllldor, and under his auspices collages
and buildings seemed to spring up llko
mushrooms.
"PleftSO, sir," said one of his fore
men, rushing up to him ono morning
In a stale of mental collapse, "one o'
tho new houses has fallen ('own in the
night."
"What!" ho roared. "You mean to
say that one of my well built, deslrablo
residential houses has come to y/rcf'.'
Ah, 1 suppose you took the scaffolding
down hoforo you put on the wall pa
per:"
"Yos, sir."
"Well, what can you expect, you
rank outsider? Call yourself a fore
man! <Jel off the works! You'rs
sacked!" London Globe,
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