The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, April 05, 1905, Image 4

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THE ADVERTISER. Subscription Prlc??12 Months,$1.00 Payable In Advance. Kates lor Advertising. Ordinary ad vertisements, per squaro, on* inser tlon,91.00; each subsequent insertion, 60 oents. Liberal reduction made (or large dvertisements. Obituaries: All over 60 words, ono cent a word. Notes of thanks: Five conts tho line. W. YV. Ball, Proprietor. Entered at the pos'ofllce at Laurens, 8. C, as second class mall matter. LAURENS, S. C, April 5. 1905. Keep the ??Plant" Busy. One more word about this cotton acreage reduction and that word is Raise something else. Cotton production will never be re duced materially until the people learn to produce something besides cotton. The farmers will live better and have more and get richer by producing what they and their stock consume than by producing cotton only at 15 cents the pound. So long as a farmer does not learn how to diversify, how to raise hay and grains and potatoes and peanuts and fruits and pigs and turkeys and chick ens, he will continue to raise cotton re gardless of resolutions and speeches. If the farmers in the South this year produce 13,000,000 bales of cotton, it will mean one of two things,?either that the claim that cotton cannot be produced with profit at six cents the pound is false or that the farmers, as a class, have not yet learned to act with common business sense. In this Up C >u n try, the farmers di versify vastly more than they did a few years ago and that is why so many of them are in comfortable and inde pendent positions. That is why they have been able to hold cotton this win ter. The problem of farming is plain?at least one principle of it is. We have stated it time and again. The farmer's "plant, "?his mules, his laborers, his wagons, his tools ?must work all the time. When a cotton mill shuts down for a week, it loses tremendously.? When a farm shuts down for a week it loses tremendously. If THE Adver tiser rested six weeks in the year it would die. This is the inflexible rule of business. The farmer who has but one crop must keep his plant idle a large part of the time and cotton will never rise to a price that can make good such idleness ?not in this Up-Country where cotton alone cannot be produced in competition with the farms of Marl boro County and the Mississippi Delta. * Hear Col. Armstrong. We hone that all the veterans and all the people will attend the Memorial Day exercises. In the first place, it is ^duty^anrt.^u)^ jfe??-$J, young and old to join in this annual tri bute to the heroic dead. In the second, the speech of Col. James Armstrong will be such a treat as is rarely to be enjoyed in Laurens. Col. Armstrong is an Irishman and mighty proud of it, a hearty, whole souled gallant Irishman. He was born in this country, in Philadelphia, his pa rents having heen natives of the Em erald Isle. He came South when he was a child of four. He was a splen did Confederate soldier, was wounded four or five times and no man ever lived who more cheerfully and more bravely did his duty. Col. .Armstrong is a delightful speak er, full of humor and full of affection for his old comrades who wore the gray. Few men in South Carolina are more universally beloved by men and women he is a wonderful ladiesman and his speciality is pretty little girls. Col. Armstrong is a member of the staff of the Charleston News and Cou rier and the most popular man in his city. We believe he will be the most popular man in Laurens after he has been here a couple of hours for that is the rule wherever he goes. ? Another Laurens Boy Wins. Benjamin Ryan Tillman Todd was the winner of the United States naval cadetship from the Fourth District, with the following alternates in order: ft. P. Carson, Jos. Sparks, V. O. Hop kins. The examining board completed its work and announced the result Sat urday afternoon. There were six ap plicants. Todd will leave immediately for the Went/. Training School, which is located near Annapolis, and which prepares boys for the acedemy. Mr. Todd is IS years of age and has been a student of Clemson during the past two years. He is a bright, at tractive young fellow and deserves the congratulations of his friends. He has won an appointment which ought to be worth more to him than an inheritance of great wealth and which we have no doubt he will make the most of. He is tho son of Mr. W. P. Todd of Barksdale. # If cotton sells at five cents the pound in the fall of 1905 it will be because the farmers insist upon raising five cents cotton. Thirteen million hales of cotton and five cents cotton mean the same thing in these times. ? This is a good time for a good Gov ernor to sit steady in the boat. Peti tions for pardons are numerous. There is a Jury behind every verdict. No ac cused person has been convicted of a serious crime in South Carolina who did not have the services of competent lawyers for his defense. * RHEUMATIC PAINS QUICKLY RE LIEVED. The excruciating pains characteristic of rheumatism ana sciatica are quickly relieved by applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm. The great pain relieving power of the liniment has been the surprise and delight of thousands of sufferers. The quick relief from pain which its affords is alone worth many times ita cost. For sale by Laurens Drug Co. and Dr. B. F. Posey. 35-4t. LAUUH AND GROW FAT. Under this standing: head we intend to publish each week some of the work of the fun-makers all over the country. There is enough of sorrow und sadness that has to go in. We would bring out the bright side and if the readers of TllB Advertiser will send us any clip pings that have dispelled a frown for them we will appreciate it and pass it on to others, for you. Clip them from any source but indicate their origin in order that we may give proper credit. Send prose or verse. Spice and variety is what we want. ? (Editor Adver tiser.) Accounted For. Breezy Hedge ? Yes, lady?I'm a plumber looking fer a job! Mrs. Handout?But where arc your tools? Breezy Hedge?Tools, Mam? Why, a plumber always has tor go back after dem, you know. ? Rinkles. A Change-Freda: "Oh, Arthur, may I ask the clergyman to omit the word 'obey' from the marriage service?" Arthur (thinking of his future wife's large banking account): "Certainly dear. Just tell him to make it "love, honor and supply."?Judy. Wasn't Skeptical. Weary Walker?Dis paper sez dat worry kills more fellers dan work. Tired Tatters?I reckon dat's right, but dey ain't nothin' wot worries me like work. A Fellow Feeling?Distric Visitor: "I've just had a letter from my son Reggie, saying he has won a scholar ship. I can't tel you how delighted I am. I?" Rustic Tarty: "I can understand yer feelings, mum. I felt just the same when our pig won a medal at the Agri culture Show!" ?Punch. A Brighter World. 1. Tell me of a happy life, From care and sorrow free; Leave off the trouble and the strife, Too much of that we see. 11. Tell me of the sunny side. That lifts your soul above; The worry of misfortune's tide. Tell of a life of love. 111. Scatter sunshine on your path, Drop flowers of joy along; Forget a bitter world of wrath, And think of a world of song. - James Allen Latimer. Knoree Presbytery. The Enoree Presbytery Convened last night in the First Presbyterian Church at Union. The delegates from Laurens County have been assigned as follows: Dr. and Mrs. Bean of Clinton, with Cayt. F. M. Farr. W. T. Madden of Cross Hill, and A. R. Holme3 of Mountville, with Dr. S. S. Linder. Win, M. Hunter of Lanford, with R. W. Hamilton. J. W. Todd of Laurens, with Emslie Nicholson. Rev. Robert Adams of Laurens, with rvr'/?o a . .-I'm ??>... R. A. OitpiiUi.v. Dr. W. P. Jacobs of Clinton, with Rev. A. G. Wardiaw. Rev. J. F. Jacobs and Dr. J. T. Saxon of Clinton, with Geo. H. Octzel. Rov. W. G. Neville of Clinton, with Geo. M. Wright. J. C. Copeland of Clinton, with J. C. Copeland. A household necessity ?Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds of all sorts: cures sore teroat, croup, catarrh, asthma; never fails. WANTED-You to list your property for sale or rent with M. L. Copeland. SCHEDULES C. N. & L. Railroad Co. Schedule in effect November 21st, 1004 : No. 52 No. 21 No. 85 Passentcer Mixed ex- Freight ex Daily coptSun- ccpi Sun day day Lv Columbia 11 10 a m ft 15 p m 1 00 a m ar Nowl>erry 12 3G p m 7 05 pm H 48 a m ar Clinton 1 22 p m 8 15 p m 5 25 a m ar Laurens 1 12 p m 8 45 p in 6 00 a tn No. 53 No. 22 No. 84 Lv Laurens 2 02 pm 7 00 u m 5 20 p m nr Clinton 2 22 pm 7 30 nm G 00 p m ar Ncwberry 3 10 pm 8 35 a m 7 0S pm ar Columbia 4 45 p m 10 30 a m 0 15 p m C. H. CASQUE. AKcnt. South Carolina College Offers Spring course for Teachers Session from April 7th to May 19th. 1905 Apply to President for further infor mation. DU. CLIFTON JONES Dentist OFFICE IN SIMMONS BUILDING Phone: Office No. 86; Residence 210. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho diguature of SPECIAL Notice?I have received a lino line of Spring snd Summer samples of all tho latest styles. Prices tosultlhe i inn),i. Pun's made to order from $1.00 up. Suits mado to order from $12 00 up. A (it is alwaya guaranteed I nl?o invite you to join my prossing club, only $l.oo per month. Thonc 18o, Min ter bu'lding. E. J . DANCY, Tailor. *-~- ?\ J. R. Helfants DEALER IN MARBLE AND GRANITE MONUMENTS flray Court, S. C. Highest Grades and Finest Work manship in Granite or Italian, Ver mont and Geogia Marbles. Designs and estimates furnished on applica tion. Y,? ? ., ? mm* NOTICE! "We want every man and women In the United States IntoroHted In the euro of Opium, "Whiskey or other drug hablta, either for themnelvoR or frlendH, to have one of l>r. Woolloy's books ou theeo dis eases. Write Dr. B. M. Woollny, Atlanta, Qa., Box 287, ana one will be sent you free. COMFORTING WORDS. Many a Lain ens Household Will Find Them So. To have the pains and aches of a bad back removed; to be entirely free from annoying, dangerous urinary disorders is enough to make any kidney sufferer grateful. To tell how this great change can be brought about will prove com forting words to hundreds of Laurens readers. J. R. Sample, farmer, near Green wood, says: "1 have used Doan's Kid ney rills and can recommend them as a food remedy for the back and kidneys, was troubled for a long time with my kidney secretions, which were full of sediment, very dark and of a strong odor and caused me annoyance during the night. My back has caused me great suffering especially at night, right across the small of it. A dull aching pain existed which caused me to lay awake all hours of the night, there by losing rest, greatly to my discom fort as well as to the derangement of my general health. I tried all kinds of remedies, liniments and plasters, but nothing gave me any relief, Seeing Doan's Kidney Fills advertised in our papers I obtained them. Since using them according to directions, the secre tions from the kidneys cleared up and the backache has left me. I attribute this result entirely to Doan's Kidney Pills. Plenty more proof like this from Lau rens people. Call at Palmetto Drug Co.'s store and ask what their custom ers report. For sale by all dealers. Price 50cents. Foster-Milburn Company, Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States, Remember the name?Doan's?and take no other. Charleston &. Western Carolina Railway. (Schedule in effect Jan. 23, 1905.) No. 16 Ex. Sunday 6: 55jpm 8:35 " Lv Laursns Ar Greenwood Ar Augusta Ar Anderson Lv Augusta Ar Allendale Ar Fairfax Ar Charleston Ar Reauford Ar Port Royal Ar Savannah Ar Wayeross Ar Jacksonville No. 2 Daily 1:50 pin 2-46 " 5:20 " 7: 10 ,; No. 10 Daily 10:30 pm 12:27 " 12:39 " 2: 50 am 6:05 " 8:40 *? No.l Daily 2:07 pm No. 42 Daily 2:35 pm 4:30 " 4:41 " 7:40 " 6:30 " 6:40 6:45 ?? 10:00 " No. 15 Ex. Sunday 7:00 am 9:45 No. 87 Ex. Sudday 8:00 am 10:20 " Lv Laurens Ar Spartanburg 3:30 " No. 52 Daily Lv Laurens 2:09 pm Ar Greenville 3:25 " Through Pullman Car Service between Augusta and Jacksonville, Fla. Arrivals:?Train No.l, Daily, from Avgusta and intermediate stations 1: 45 pm; train No. 15 from Greenwood and intermediate stations 6:20am, train No. 52, daily, from Greenville and interm ediate stations 1: 35 pm; No. 87, daily, except Sunday, from Greenville and intermediate stations 6: 40pin; train No. 2, daily, from Spartanburg and interm ediate stations 1: 30 pm; train No. 16, daily except Sunday, from Spartanburg and intermediate stations 6: 35 pm. C. H. Gasque, Agt., Laurens, S. C. G. T. Rrvan, Gen'l Agt. Greneville S.C. Ernest Williams, Gen. Pass. Agt., . ?? .? ? ' ~7v?^uiui',"Oa, T. M. Emerson, Traffic Manager. CHICAGO ALDERMAN OWES HIS ELECTION TO CHAMBER LAIN'S COUGH REMEDY. "I can heartily and conscientiously recommend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for affections of the throat and lungs," says Hon. John Shenick, 220 South Peoria Street, Chicago.? "Two years ago during a political cam paign, I caught cold after being over heated, which irritated my throat and I was Anally compelled to stop, as 1 could not speak aloud. In my extremity a friend advised me to use Chamber lain's Cough Remedy. I took two doses that-afternoon and could not believe my senses when I found the next morning the inflammation had largely subsided. I took several doses that day, kept right on talking through the campaign, and I thank this medicine that I won my seat in the Council." This remedy is for sale by Laurens Drug Co., and Dr. B. F. Posey. Final Settlement. TAKE notice that on the 25th day of April, 1905 I will render a final ac count of mv acts and doings as Admin istratrix of the estate of L. D. Comp ton, deceased, in the office of Judge of Probate of Laurens County, at 11 o'clock a. m., and on the same (fate will apply for a final discharge from my trust as such Administratix. All persons having demands against said estate, will please present them on or before that date, or be forever barred, and all persons indebted to said estate must make payment to the un dersigned before that date. Maggie N. Compton, Administratrix. 33-4t. WE NOW HAVE THE LATEST SPRING STYLES IN Hat Pins and Waist Pins Don't let Easter find you without one Fleming Bros. A Place to Save Pennies and Nlickles. (When we get fixed) KENNEDY'S Sc and 10c Store. We carry some things that are higher, but the majority are 1c, 5c and 10c. A (ilovc Stretcher 5 cents A School Iiag 9 cents A Potato Slicer 10 cents Zinc Pail 15 cents. Ladies, as you go down to the Posloffice, just take aj peep in, and see if things are not as represented. All the Kitchen Utensils and up-to-date Household Economies, all under one roof and in easy reach. Dust Pans 6 cents. Cobbler's Outfit for Half soleitig. 70 cts Mrs. Pots' Irons, 3 in set. $1.05 set. Ladies' fine Handkerchiefs 5c. Kennedy's Racket Store, Next Door to Post Office. Best $15 Suit at Miters. See our Great $10 Suits. ever seen in this city are to be found in our Spring stock, which is now at its zenith. It is a remark able display of The Greatest Values in High Class Spring Suits at $10, $12.50 and $15 Spring Sack Suits.... In a comprehensive assortment of styles and fabrics in every size, and we guarantee to fit cor rectly men of all proportions. Our clothing for men and young men is made different from others: it is hand-tailored in all the vital parts and contains every detail found in the finest custom-made clothes. Our New Model Sack Suits at $10 and $15 surpass all previous attempts in value giving. They contain every feature that characterizes the productions of exclusive cus= tom-tailors, not a detail is missing. The coats are single and double breasted; the fabrics are fine imported and domestic cheviots, tweeds and worsteds, in a variety of new and beautiful patterns; the tailoring is superb. Our shoes are from some of the leading manufacturers of the United States, and are the Best that money can buy. If you want swell, stylish, serviceable shoes, you will find what you want here. Swell Shoes for Spring1. Ultra $3.00. Dorothy Dodd $2.50 and $3.00. Crawford $3.50 and $4.00. Florsheim $5.00. A great line of Slippers for children. We want your business, and can make it to your interest to trade with us. J. E. Minter & Bro Spring Wear Before this announcement is issued from the press a complete tock of Goods for Spring and Summer wear will be opened here including all the new Creations in Light Fabrics. Silks in Black and Colored The kind made for hard service. It is impossible in this space to enumerate the many weaves shown in Printed Lawns, the choicest designs culled from the different Manufacturers. Attempt would be failure to describe the patterns and blending of colors shown here. They must be seen to be ap preciated. The White Mercerized Waistings are again popular this Season. You will have no difficulty j making a selection. Special Numbers and Choice designs in Table ; Linen, New Ribbons, Hosiery and Ladies' Neck wear, Laces and Embroideries of every description. 1 These are a few of the many articles just opened. When quality is examined and price as- j certained you will easily discern the values offered ; 1 W. Q. Wilson & Co. I sw\ 71n/Ts 7Ws/Ts/Ts7V\/Ts/WS/Ts/Ts /Ts/Ts/Ts/Ts/Ts/Ts/T./Ws/Is 7F^/ Ts TTsTTs/I.. TEMPTATIONS! You'll get your money's worth and save more in these temptors. White Star Coffee, the finest grown large bean, even roasted splendid Flavor, per one pound can 25cts. four pound can $1.00. Quaker Rolled Oats, large flakes carefully milled, free from faulty or imperfect grains, per two pound pack age 15 cents. Buckwheat Flour, deli cious, appetizing, nourishing, per package 10 cents. Old fashioned Muscovados molases- none better, per gallon 50cts. Kennedy Bros. . TtT TT. /Is /tT /Is / *\ .T\ /Is, In . fs ,f i ,f\ "rT. f. /fs /Is y\ jfms \ Is.I s 71 r TTwl.. DANGER There are two dangers in a hernia. First?Not wearing a TRUSS. Second ? Wearing one that does not fit. We guarantee a perfect fit and wear in our SILVER TRUSS. Try one PALMETTO DRUG CO. W. B. KNIGHT, Attorney at Law. Strict attention to all business entrusted. Oflice hours ? a. m. to 5 p. m. Office .second Moor Simmons' Hlock. Simpson, Cooper & Bobb, Attorneys at Law. Will practice in all State Courts. I'romnt attention given to all business. The Hege log Beam SAW MILL WITH , Heacock-King Feed Works r.NWlNKS ani> BOItitRfli WoonwortKivu Maohinehy, Cotton QlNJOXO, BnieK mak1mq VND BlIIXOLK a.m. LaTM Machinery, Cons Mii,i.p. Etc.i Ere, G1DBRS MACHINERY CO.. Columbia) S. C. The Gibbes Shingle machine Hard, Soft or Shop COAL Brick and D raying Wantkd -1,000 Cards of Oak and Pino Wood on cars your station or delivered at Laurons. J. W. Eichelberger. ^Eaurens, S. C. 'Phono II. Terry's^ PKOCLAMAT10N. NOTIOE OF niJXTlON STATE OP SOUTH CAROLINA, Executive Department. To the Commissioners of State and County Elections for Abbeville, Greenwood, Laurens, Nowberry and Saluda Counties, in the Eighth Judi cial Circuit: Under and by virtue of an Act of the Genoral Assembly of the Slate of South Carolina, entitled An Act to Assign the Present Circuit Solicitors to the Proper Circuits in Order to Conform to the Provisions of an Act entitled "An Aet to Divide the State into Ten Judicial Circuits and Arrange the Same, and to Provide for the Elections of So licitors for the Eighth and Ninth Cir cuits approved February 20th, 1905, notice is hereby given that a Special Election will he held in said Circuits on the 11th day of April 1905, for the pur pose of electing a Solicitor for the Eighth .Judicial Circuit for the term expiring at the General Election in 1?.H)8. Now, therefore, you are hereby di rected and required to hold said spe cial Election for Solicitor of the Eighth Judicial Circuit on the said Ulli day of April, 1905, for the term to expire at the General Election of 1908. The polls are to be opined at the various places of election- in said Cir ?nits on Tuesday, the 11thday of April, 1905, and the said election shall bo con ducted in accordance with the laws foverning General Elections, n testimony whereof I have hereunto set my hand and caused the (L. S.) Great Seal to be affixed at Co lumbia, this 2<>th day of Feb ruary, 1905, and in the One Hundred and Twenty-ninth year of the Indopondencc of the United States of America. I). C. IIEYW YRD, Governor. By the Governor: J. T. Gantt, Secretary of state. n. B. Dial. a. 0. Town. DIAL & TO DD, Attorneys and Cotm sellorsat Law. Enterprise Bank and Todd Ollioe Build Ing. Laurens, o? W. C. IRBY, Jr., Attorney at Law, LAUHENS, S. C.