The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, May 20, 1903, Image 4
GIRL KILLED
BY ACCIDENT.
Sad Tragedy in Clinton
Orphanage.
NATIVE OF SWEDEN.
Girl Was Protege of Mrs.
McConnlek.
An Explosion Occurred In the Laundry
and a Plcco or Machinery Struck
the r 'a.
Clinton, May 10.?Anna Anderson,
aged 15, a native of Sweden, and a pro
tege of Mrs. Cyrus MoCormiok, the
wealthy Chicago lady, was accidentally
killed this morning by the explosion
of a piece of laundry machinery. She
was almost completely disemboweled,
besides having the right arm almost
severed from the body.
She and an elder sister had been pu
pils In the Thornwoll Orpha? age for a
number of years and she was regarded
as one of tho brightest children in the
Institution, exceiing in music, and was
orgatiist in the chapel and Sunday
School.
A deep gloom is ovor tho institution
as well as the wholo town. Tne sad
ness is intensified by tho absence of Dr.
Jacobs, who left yosterday for San
Francisco to attend tho meeting of the
Northorn Oonoral Assembly of the
Presbyterian Church.
J. J. B.
VETERANS LEAYE
FOR NEW ORLEANS.
Laurens Delegation Took its Departure
for the Great Reunion on Monday?
Who Composed the Tarty.
The Laurens party of Confederate
*vetorans loft for the reunion in New
Orleans yesterday.
In tho party woro Col. T. B. Crews,
commander of Camp Garliogton, Mr.
J. T. Dlllard, Mr. J. 3. ("Cap") Oun
ningham and Mr. E. P. Simpson and
David Chlldross, the latter sons of Con
federate veterans. Mr. J. T. Hughes
of Rapley and Mr. PatCaldwolland his
son also left from Laurens.
The party was joined by several
veterans in Clinton and a number of
others went from tho county.
Col. R. N. Cuningham, commanding
tho Laurens regiment, was expected to
join the party at Waterloo.
Captain T. J. Duckett, much to the
regret of his friends was com
pelled to forego the pleasure of the
trip at the last moment; as ho was not
well enough to go.
CLOSES SATURDAY.
Good Speakers for Mt. Bethel School
Quarterly Comfcrcncc.
The school at this place will close
with a picnic on Saturday the 28rd
All are cordially invited to b3 on nand
with well filled baskets. Revs. Low
dermilk and Henry havo consented to
speak, also Messrs Todd, Irby and
Cooper of Laurens.
The Second Quarterly meeting of the
Princeton Circuit will be held at Kings
Chapel Church on the 30tb. and 31st
insts. Dr. J. O. Wilson, Presiding El
der; Rev. 8. W. Henry preacher in
charge.
Aoricola.
Ancestry nf SIif>?tnnklnR.
There Is nothing vulgar about the
ancestry of the .shocmaklng trade in
tho United States. The first shoemak
er came over in tho Mayflower. Ills
name was Thomas Heard, and he had
nu Income from the London company
of $100 a year and received fifty acres
of land on which to settle. Seven
years later tho city of Lynn wnb
founded, and ever since it has been
making shoos for the world. Philip
Kertlnnd, a native of Buckingham
shire, was tho first shoemaker of tho
city of Lynn, In George Washington's
day Lynn had 200 master workmen
and 000 Journeymen shoemakers, turn
lug out every year no less than 300,000
pairs of lino slio^
TVnvlsntliiR tho Kllir.
A curious means of moving boats is
employed on tho river Elbe?a chain
200 miles long at the bottom of the
stream, which is too swift to navigate
in the usual way. The boats arc 180
feet long and provided with 200 horse
power steam engines which turn a
drum fastened on the deck. Tho chain
comes in over the bow, passing along
on rollers to tho drum, around which
it is wound three times. Tho chain is
then carried to the stern, where it
drops back into tho water. The steam
ers tow five barges containing 1,500
tons.
EiOsionl.
"I could have married either Whip
pet* or Snapper If I'd wanted to, nnd
both of those men whom I refused
have since got rieh, while you are still
as poor as a church mouse."
He?Of course. I've been supporting
"you an these years. They haven't.
Two SIkiim.
"To snuff n caudle out accidentally
Is n sign of marriage."
"Yes, and to turn down a lamp intern
rtionnlly is a sign of courtship."
Perhaps tho reason a woman doesn't
keep a secret Is because she's afraid
eomo other woman wlU toll it first?
Chicago Newa.
KALOLA
CRYSTALIZED MINERAL WATER
Inflammation's Greatest
Enemy.
KALOLA"
removes all inflammation
whorevor it exists but
never disturbs the healthy
surface.
KALOLA
oures by removing the
cause of disease.
KALOLA
can be used Internally,
externally and eternally
without harm.
"Take Kalola six days and eat any
thing you want. Numerous testimo
nials received dally from people whol
have been cured by this wonderfu
rented v. On sale at Diug Store*.
Price 50 cts and f 1.00 per bottle.
Woman In
Business
At Illustrated by the Pa
thetic Story off Toby
fVowt "Letter* *Vom a Self Made Mer
chant tu II? Son," 1>u Georg? Horace
Loi lm jr. )'u pcrminsion of Smalt, Mau
na rd <fc Co., Publisher*, Horton
I never do business with u woman
thnt I don't tbiuk of a Uttle lueldent
which happened when I was first mar?
ried to your ma. We set up housekeep
ing In one of those cottages that you
read about in the story books, but that
you want to shy away from when it's
put up to you to live in one of them.
It was just the place to go for a picnic,
but It's been my experience that a fol<
low does most of Ills picnicking heforo
he's married.
Your ma did the cooking nnd I hus
tled for things to cook, though 1 would
take a shy at It myself once In awhile
and get up my muscle tossing flapjacks.
It was pretty rough sailing, you bet,
but one way und auother we managed
to get a good deal of satisfaction out of
it, becauso we had made tip our niiuds
to take our fun as we went along.
With most people happiness is some
thing that is always Just a day off. But
I*havo made it a rule never to put off
being happy till tomorrow.
J, was clerktug In a general store at
that time, but I httd a little weakness
for live stock even then, and while I
couldn't afford to plunge in it exactly
I managed to buy a likely little sliote
that I reckoned on carrying through
the summer on credit and presenting
with a Mil for board in the fall. He
was just a plain pig when he came to
us, and we kept htm in a little sty, but
we weren't long in finding out that he
wasn't any ordinary root and gruut
pig. The first I know your ma was
calling him Toby and had turned him
loose. Answered to his name like a
dog. Never saw such a sociable pig.
Wanted to sit ou the porch with us.
Tried to come Into the house evenings.
Used to run down the road squealing
for Joy when he saw me coming home
from work.
Woll, it got on toward November, and
Toby had been making the most of his
opportunities. I never saw a pig that
turned corn into fat so fast, and the
stouter he got the better his disposition
grew. I reckon I was attached to him
myself In a sort of a sneaking way, but
I was mighty fond of hog meat, too,
and we needed Toby Ih the kitchen. So
I sent around and had him butchered,
When I got home to dinner next day,
I noticed that your tan looked mighty
solemn as she set the roast of pork
down In front of me, but I strayed off,
thinking of something else as I carved,
and my Avlts were off woolgathering
sure enough when I said:
"Will you have a piece of Toby, my
dear?"
Well, sir, she Just looked at me for a
moment, and then she burst out crying
and ran away from the table. But
when I went after her and asked her
what was the matter she stopped cry
ing and was mad In a minute all the
way through. Called me a heartless,
cruel cannibal. That seemed to relieve
her so that she got over her mad and
began to cry again. Begged me to take
Toby out of pickle and to bury him In
the garden. I reasoned with tier, and
in the end I made her see that any
obsequies for Toby, with pork at 8
cents a pound, would be a pretty ex
pensive funeral for us. But first and
last she had managed to tako my appe
tite away so that I didu't want any
roast pork for dinner or cold pork for
supper.
That night I took what was left of
Toby to a storekeeper at the Crossing,
who I knew would bo able to gaze on
his hams without burstiug Into toars,
and got a pretty fair price for him.
I simply mention Toby ir passing as
an examplo of why I believe .women
weren't cut out for businei s?at least
for the pork packing buslnefi.i. I've had
dealings with a good many of them,
first and last, and It's been my experi
ence that when they've got a weak
case they add their sex to it and win,
and that when they've got a strong
case they subtract their sex from It
and deal with you harder than a man.
They're simply bound to win either
way, and I don't like to play a game
where I haveu't any show. When a
clerk makes a fool break, I don't want
to beg his pardon for calling his atten
tion to it, and I don't want him to
blush and tremble and leak a little
brine into a fancy pocket handkerchief.
A little change Is a mighty soothing
thing, and I like a woman's ways too
much at home to care very much for
them at the office. Instead of hiring
women I try to hire their husbands,
and then I usually have them both
working for me. There's nothing like a
woman at home to spur on a man at
the office.
GOING THE WHOLE HOG
You Mual Do It to Win In Wwtk PMkin*
ftjid Other Thing*
You've got to believe that the Lord
made the first hog with the Graham
biand burned in the skin and that the
drove which rushed down a steep place
was packed by a competitor. You've
got to know your goods from A to It
xard, from snout to tall, on the hoof
nnd in the can. You've got to know 'em
like a young mother knows baby talk
and to be as proud of 'om as the young
father of a twelve pound boy, without
really thinking that you're .stretching
it four pounds. You're got to believe In
yourself and make your buyers take
stock in you at par and accrued Inter
est. You're got to' have the scent of a
bloodhound for an order and the grip of
a bulldog on a customer. You've got
to feel the same personal solicitude
over o bill of goods that strays off to a
competitor as a parson over a back
slider and hold special services to
bring it back into the fold. You've got
to get up every morning with deter
mination if you're going to go to bed
with satisfaction. You'vo got to eat
hog. think hog, dream hog?In short, go
the whole hog?If you're going to win
out in the pork packing business.
That's a pretty liberal receipt, I
know, but it's Intended for a fellow
who wants to make a good sised pie.
And the only thing you ever find in pas
try that you don't put In yourself is
by.?From "I.otters From a Self Made
Merchant to His Son," by George Hor
ace Lorlmer.
NOTICE.
An examination for teachers' County
certificates, will be held in the office of
County Superintendent of Education,
Friday, May 22, 1903. Examination
will hpjfln promptly at 10 o'clock, a. m.
Ohas. F. Brooks,
l County flupt, of Education.
? Cheaper than Anybody.
LAU RENS, S. C
-s? Wagons
Come and See. *4 Jff
D* HE. COUNTS
I Davis, Roper
Si
Co., I
LAURENS. ?. C.
Men We Want to Talk To:
We believe that if every man in Laurens was a
clothing expert?if every man in Laurens knpiv
the positive facts in the case?that every man in
Laurens would come straight to us for all his
Cloth ing. Each week we will publish a little ar
gument on this subject. This week's argument is
(t irected
To the Man who
Wants the Variety for Selection.
VARIETY is said to be the "Spice of Life."
In the selection of a man's Clothing, it is certainly the
on'y spice that appeals to all tastes. But VARIETY is one
thing, and JUDICIOUS
VARIETY is another. No
one who has seen our stock
would hesitate to assert that
it presents not only the
greatest variety, but the
BEST VARIETY as well.
There are no out-of-date
styles here?no antiquated
fashions, but the widest di
versity of all the new, dres
sy, stylish,elegant garments
ever appeared in Laurens.
The man who buys here,
can always feel certain that
he has the style best suited
to his individuality.
Special things in Boys and
Childrens' Clothing. We
have a few odd loto of Boys
and Childrens'Clothing that
we will throw on our coun
ters. Special prices for the
cash this week.
Beautiful Line
of Ladies and Chil
drens Oxfords and Strap
Sandal Slippers. Call and
sec them.
Special Sale
OF
LADIES' IMPORTED KID GLOVES.
This week we will put on sale 100
pairs of Ladies' Imported Kid Qloves at
69 cents per pair.
They come in three shades of gray,
three shades of tan and black.
They are perfect, all good shades
and gloves that are sold at lots of places
at $1.00 per pair. Come before your
size is sold.
MILLINERY.
Woman's head ware, the stylish,
becoming kind for Dress and
Street wear. Ready-to-don
or those to order at prices
that will interest you.
Davis, r^ojoer & Co.
Famous Outfitters and Leaders of the Fashions.
\7f\? ? ? Mr /tt. ? ? ? " ? JTs ? " ? '?V-"Vs Jts ? 7i\JVs MR"? Jls 1? ? ? A\ 'T^JYsTrtIW. /IsIWiJJi!
We've Been Hacking
it
away at you now, for sometime. A good many chips have fallen
but we intend to keep right on until further orders. The news of this store ought to
be interesting reading for everybody who likes to get the value of his money.
We're talking now of all-around values. It doesn't do to forget that a
thing may be worth the price and yet not be up-to-date. You wouldn't kick very
much, if we gave you your money's worth even in that way, perhaps; but we want
to do better by you still. Therefore, we're never satisfied unless we can give you
an M all around good bargain" for your cash. Such an offering, we think we have
in this season's
SUMMER UNDERWEAR.
Our shelves and counters groan beneath the weight of just the kinds you
are looking for. Not like the trashy kind, that goes to pieces in the first wash
ing?but built for strong men to thrash around in. Here are a few sorts. The
prices tell their own story: Best Egyptian Balbriggan Shirs, 50 cents; Good
Balbriggan Shirts, 25 cents.
HOSE FOR MEN.
Men's Socks, in large variety from heavy cotton socks, a 5c. and 10 cents a
pair, to the dainty lace family and their fancy relations, in every color and syl e
25 cts to 50 cents.
HEN'S CLOTHING.
We would like you to see the new Suits, black and blue, and colored $10.00.
Confident that you cannot duplicate the quality for less than a third more than
our price. Extra Trousers at $2.00, $3.00 f ~.50 and up to $7.00.
CLOTHING FOR BOY5.
From the tiny mite of humanity "the three year old" up to the youth well
advanced in his "teens," suits are here, to fit and to please. N otonly pleasing
in looks, quality and service possibilities, but pleasing in price. A splendid line
of boy's odd pants at 50 cents and 75 cents.
0LJ~~ No matter what
want to supply them. Our prices are al
this business who have your interests in mind as well as their own.
your wants may be, you'll find this a pretty good place to come to when you
always interesting and our offerings attractive, because live men are behind
Laurens, S. C
J. E. flinter & Bro.,
Clothing, Shoes and pry Goods. X
J
The Great Demand
for our SODA WATER last season tells us that we
were right in thinking we had the right kind. You
can get no better, but might get worse. Our well
known FRAPP'E was the most popular of all cool
ing refreshments, and has again taken it's place at
the front of all fountain beverages, it goes directly
to the thirsty spot in a most delightful way.
So fall in line and ask for
FRAPP'E.
W. W. DODSON.
<?%&8ZBW~^. ^J^^^IR ,-**ss^g^>
Fertilizing Grain*
TOP COATING
A/There's nothing like NITRATE of SODA, lirr H A VP XX\$L
1^ Any good Farmer will tell you so. " IIA T L I ? */%..
Spanish Seed Pinders for Sale. Dried Ap
ples, Dried Peaches.
We also have, for sowing, these grains:
Amber and Orange Cane Seed, German Millet,
Red Clover, Lucerne and all Garden Seeds?
Fresh and Reliable?Best Varieties.
KENNEDY BROS
WHITE STONE LITHIA WATER
Is the lightest water on the market. We realize t hat this is claiming u
great deal, and we could not afford to make this assertion unless wo knew 1 hat
we co\ild prove it to be true. But it does not take an export to tost the softness
of a Mineral Water. When oarbonating a mineral water, if it is^ii hard water
the gases will not be absorbed in the water, and when the bottle is oponod, the
gases escape, and tho water is left flat and hard, while if it is u soft, water, like
WHITE STONE LITHIA, it will retain its gases for hours after brim- un
stopped.
Head what some prominent persons you know have to say of the merits
of the WHITE STONE LITHIA WATER:
Laurens, S. C, Sept. 10th, 1902.
J. T. Harris, E-?q.,
White Stone Spring, S. C.
Dear Sir:?I am using White Stone
Lithia Spring's Water, and am very
much pleased with results. I think it
the best I bavo used.
Yours very respectfully,
O. B. Simmons.
Laurons, S . C, Sept. 12th, 10D2.
Mr. J. T. Harris.
Whl e Stone Spring?, S. C.
Dear Sir: ?I take pleasure in saying
that my fam'ly received great benefit
from the use of White Stone Lithia
Water. I can heartily recommend it
to any one in need of a healthful
Mineral Water.
Very truly,
J- O- C. Fleming.
Greenville, S. C, Oot. 10, 100*2.
After a service of one season al
White Stone Lithia Springs, as resi
dent physician I do not hesitate to sa,\
that the effect of the water upon those _
who drink it for any length of lime./
has been perfectly marvelous. invari*
ably an increase both in (losll and ap
petite was perceptible in one week,
proving it to be a mineral water of
undoubted powerful tonic nroporty. its
peculiar adaptability to dlsoasos origi
nating from disorders of the kidney,
bladder and livor, such as Dropsy,
Bright's disease, Diabetes and uric acid
calculi, and all forms of Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism and Gout, is to bo ex
pected from the splendid analysis it
has been noted frequently that visi
tors boforo coming bore hod to follow
every meal with some form of correc
tive, or confino themselves entirely to
predigostcd fowls: soon discard those
entirely, being delighted to lind that
tho water alone?nature's own remedy
sufllced. Of tho many who drank this
water this season for ten day consecu
tively, not ono but experienced decided
benelitand a perceptible gain in waiglil,
varying from two to live pounds.
L. C. Stephens. M . I >.
Wo have the largest brick Hoto) in tho Carolinas or Georgia, witlr all
modern improvements.
f** Electric Car Line runs from Southorn Road to Spring,
White Stone Lithia Water Co.
White Stone Spring, S. C.
OUR BEST ADVERTISED
Is what our customer
to make to-day's
Every customer
the kind of ad
are cheap, n
alone, but beca
combined with
from The Hub,
us. We try
to-moiTo v's .
S \>.w friends.that's
^ "want. Out goods
of lowness of price
:ellent quality is always
low price.
it conn
[nd stylish weaves, Eta
50c, 75c. ami $l.ot
tho vahu
,'ard.
In Dress Goods
we have all th
mines, Vailes
per .yard.
fnhite Goods
and Wash Fabrics
cannot be matche
In nniinery
we just about cover the' gr?u.,
vidual hat is made with apeCHpfci,. . ,/'".jj,
each individual custom*', and the mos^
inp; feature of all is the price. OuMf
antee , your money's worth oryotir mon
goes with every purchase.
I'
<d5 kind
25c. per
gun 1
hack,
Dial Corner.