The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, January 01, 1902, Image 1
The Ghoat That He Saw
BY JOHN 8WINTON.
Ab i have never been a reader of
ghost stories, I cannot say whether auy
oxpenoD.ee like jthat of which I am
about to tell has ever fallen to tho lot
of any other mortal.
shortly before the American Civil
War broke out, forty yea. b ago, I Was
living in tho South, at the picturesque
capital of the??L'almetto St ito." What
kind of a place the city cf Columbia
may now be I cannot say, for the old
city of the uame that 1 once know was
burned during the period of hostilities.
But, when 1 lived thero, the Curolin
iaus always extolled their capital and
were proud of its fame as the most
beautiful cilv iu tho S?rth.
I bearded' at tho Mansion House, a
large and ralber stalely doinicilo near
the bead of Main s'.rcet, not far from
the broad avenue on which stood the
residences of the plantation aristo*
cracy, who were tbe owners of herds
<>f negro slaves. It was a typical
Hpouthcm domicile of tbe kind that
Vised to be raised by tho plauters a
? hundred years ago. In front of it, and
on both of its oides, grew stately old
trees, which embowered aud shaded it;
tho pillars at its entrance were festoon*
ed with evergreens; the balcouy was
like a flower garden. From my win
dow I saw tbe palmettos and magnolias
which grew in the court; I paw also a
fig tree, the ripe green fruit of which
was a dainty that I sometimes plucked
at sunrise, ere yet Ueorge, a watchful
young slave of the house, had got out
of his cabin, and while yel his owner
was dreaming.
The master of the Mansiou House
was a grim old ?* Colonel" of Irish
birth, who had formerly served In the
foreign wars of the British army, and
whom, after these in my years, I re
member only as a choloric veterau at
once iron handed toward tho slaves of
the establishment and indulgent to
ward (he members of his family.
There was a social commotion in the
Colonel's household one autumn day.
Word had been unexpectedly received
that some friends of. the family were
coming up from their plantation on
one of the Sealslands, where tho long
staple cotton grows, to spend a week
with the Colonel's people at Columbia;
l and the thought had suddenly entered
tho head of the Colonel's wife that
there was not room to spare for all of
them at that time in the Mansion
House.
Thoro was something like a domestic
panic, and it came suddenly, without
warning; for the visitors from the
coast were to arrive by the evening
train. They had to be made welcome
whatever happened. No apology for
lack of accommodations was to bo
thought of. For " Southern hospita
lity " in the ante-bellum days was al
ways ready for any emergency; it sur
mounted every circumstance.
One of the Colonel's daughters, who
seemed to be in much distress, sent
word to me that there was something
of an unpleasant kind which I, as a
friend of the family ought to know.
" We are in a slate of perplexity," she
aaid. She then told me of the situa
tion in which the household was placed,
and how the embarrassment bad arisen.
Her lather had talked of going quietly
to a hotel for a week, but the visitors
would surely hear of it, and be uneasy.
He had also spoken of staying for some
nights in an old haunted house, long
deserted, which stood beyond a clump
of woods within sight; but he, tho an
old soldier, waa very nervous, and got
so alarmed lest he might see the white
ghost always there at midnight that he
yielded to the remouslranees of his
wife. All the other notions that came
into his head had to be abandoned for
one reason or another. The visitors
must not know that the Colonel's fami
ly had been put to any trouble on their
account.
As I had previously heard of the
haunted houso, tho I had never seen
it, I told tho Colonel's daughter that I
myself would like to offer relief by
staying there for a few nights, as I was
not afraid of ghosts, and did not be
lieve in them.
My ?fter was promptly and gladly
accopted by the Colonel, and my
quarters in his mansion were made
ready for the visitors in time for their
reception that evening. The perplexi
ty was ended.
In the afternoon of the day of per
plexity the Colonel told Black George
to carry a cot, a small table, a chair,
and a candle to the haunted house, for
my nee. As the ghost was never seen
there in daylight, the slave was not
afraid.
About ten o'clock that night I left
the mansion and set off in the direc
tion which George pointed out, saying
"Bight up thar,' Massa," as he giggled
in the manner of his wooly-heodcd
race..
I took with me a lantern, a pistol,
and a novel. Ho, with a stqut heart, a
Arm tread, and a disdainful air, I made
my way along a time-wot n path,
through the clump of woods, beyond
which I now taw a lighted candle in
iho abandoned house, which was said
to be haunted.
It was a rickety old two story wooden
^rookory which, as I had learned, was
?Ma^^homo of a slave-trader, but
iMttgp occupied for near-1
?kor since the time
?kdreadful murder
Hkuhost of whom.
Bays appeared
^fflWiuhu^ht, robed
H plenty of stories
By had been scurcd
HBR^ie biding in the
B^KajMr^Mrd the wall
?tt^ftbe &&A hills,
?fcriMving their
^when
all, I should Boo a ghost, I would shoot
it on tho spot.
The moon shone aloft as I approach
ed the haunted house- some time afior
tou o'clock.
Near the place, which was all
cluttered up, thero were stumps of dead
tiees, woatherbeateu logs, tangled
weeds, stones, boulders and rubbish.
I saw, too, that thoro wore rats and had
been told that thero voro bats. A
black grimalkin prowlod aud mowed.
" Silence brooded," as tho poet says.
The old Congarco ltlver rollod sofily.
Thuro was no other house, in sight.
Tho town lay off aud scorned as if a
hundred miles away.
I noticed that ono sido of the descrt
I ed house stood slant, that the front
door of it was badlv batiorod. that lifo
pauos of glass4 in tho windows wero
broken and bosmudgod, that tuauy of
the old clapboards wero rotted off, and
that everywhere there woro wrack,
spider wobs, thortfs nnd confusion.
The place was musty. Il looked dismal.
Jt was forbidding.
f. doubt whether I would over have
thought of staying ihcr', oven for a
night, if I had known all about it be
forehand.
Black George, who had gono with
mo so tar, told, mo that ho had " shook
out " tho place, had Used up every
thing, and had made a shakedown for
me on the second elory in a very nico
room.
About thin ti.no tho darky becaxo
uneasy. He was shivering. Ho pala
vered aud laughed. " Do yo' hoar dat
eater-wauling, Massa ?" ho atked. Ho
looked up at the moon. Suddonly ho
lau off through the woods and weeds
toward the Mansion IIouso of his
masterj anxious to got to hie. cabin of
safety before midnight.
44 De Lawd save yo I" ho cried, as he
struck out aud off4
Hot no delusion for mo! Away with
humbug I All darkies aro superstitious;
they see invisible tbiugs at night.
I entered the haunted houaa and
climbed the rickety stairs to tho second
story. Here I saw my toom, in which,
as I noticed, there wero a front wiu
dow aud a rear window, tho former on
aline with the shaky bulcouy. The
place looked as if it might suit mo, and
be comfortablo enough. The tallow
dip was lighted, and stood on a small
board tablo, near which a chair had
been set. As for tho shakedown, it
was all right. Thero was a log lire on
the health, somo of tho smoko from
which went up the big broad chimney,
which was heavy with ancient soot. I'
opened a closot, and thero, in a corner,
lay a few withered bones which looked
like tho relies, of a lost lifo. I was not
alarmed by tho sight. My reason
served me then, as it had done hoforo.
It was time to bo level-headed. Foolery
was out of place.
Already, as I stood beforo tho fire,
in sight of the shakedown, glancing
about, I began to feel drowsy. I re
solved, however, to stay up for yot an
hour, or even till midnight, that I
might find out for myself whether the
house were certainly bauntod, and that
I might put an end to tho foolish ghost
stories, a hundred years old, which had
for generations scared evorybody, es
pecially the -darkies, of whom there
wero many thousands in Columbia.
I made up my mind that, if a ghost
should appear when the clock struck
twelve, I would send a bullet through
its head.
I sat down in the chair, and began
to read the novel that I had brought
with me, and which lay on tbe table
beside my pistol. Tho very unit pago
captivated mo, and I was suro that I
would pass a tranquil hour in following
the plot. After a while Hooked at my
watch. It was not far from midnight.
I turned over the leaves of tho novel,
the opening chapter of which I found
to be very fascinating.
? I soon had a strange feeling. I bo
came conscious of the presence of somo
moving or fluttering thing. It did not
teem to be of human kind; it was of an
unnatural character. A shiver passed
over me. Dut, as I had heard
that there were bats about tho old
house, I thought that perhaps I had
been stirred by the fluttering of one of
them.
I continued to read the novel. I
saw that a few moro ticks of my watch
would bring me to tbe miduight hour.
The tallow candle tlickored. When I
looked toward tho battered window I
noticed that the moonlight was ob
scured by a heavy bank of black clouds.
I looked again. My eyes were
riveted, for there, on tho edge of the
balcony, peering through one of the
broken panes of glass, stood a sheeted
ghost, a skeleton in white, grinning at
me.
Fluck is the thing at such a moment.
I had lots of it..
In a cautions way, I laid hold of my
pistol, rose to my foot, set aside my
chair, and advanced toward the front
window. The ghost was out of sight.
As I stepped back io my chair near
the tablo, I again saw the. solf-same
?;bost at tho rear window, with ravaged
ace pressed against ono of tho panes
of glas?.
' I was sore in a moment that it wafc
the faco of a woman. Her lips moved;
she was gibberiug; she would spoak to
me. She beckoned to mo with hor
bony hand. Somehow, at that instant
she reminded mo of a corlain youug
woman of another timo, who, after i
fallen in love with her, turned from
me, married another suitor, and killed
herself.
1 took Homo otops in the direction of
the flibbertigibbet,, who now sprang'
off and away in a U tah, aeemlugly to
ward ndnwi that loomed up in the
sky. But instantly I saw tho ghoat
again at the frontrwindow, standing on
the dilapidated balcony. X turned my
head, and it then looked in at the roar
window- It wan to be seen, almost ai
the same instant, at both of the win
&4pws; but it was approachablo at nolth
?wNfthem,
^^jas bewildered.
It buy? that tho abandoned
^indeed, haunted by the
B^^oman who hod boon
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The chair on which I had boon sit
ting fell. Tho tablo tumbled over.
Crack! wont tho pistol, which had been
cocked.
" Good mornin' Massa!" cried Black
George, who bad come to tell mo that
broakfast was roady up at tho Mansion
House.
To my wonderment, I saw that the
morning sunshine flushed tho world.
It was broad daylight. I had fallen
asleep iu tho chair soon after I sat
down in it at ten o'clock the previous
night, and had slept there till morning.
I bad not road even one of tho pages
of the novt 1 which now lay on the
il )<>r. I had sc. mi never a ghost, other
than tho nightmare, at tho window at
midnight.
Tho logs in tho liroplaue wore burn
ed to ashes. Tho tallow dip was out.
Tho pistol lay near the novel on the
lloor. Tho mocking bird sang in the
clump of woods.
44 Do folks is a-waitiu' fo' ye!" said
Black George. 44 Bacon an' eggs, cof
fee an' corn dodgers is on do table; an'
I'll tote yor things."
It was at Columbia, tho capitbl of
tho old Palmetto State, in tho year bo
foio tho war, that tho affair of which
a narrative is here given occurred.
After its occurrenco I mado no self
stultifying attempt to shaltor tho ghoAt
stories that clustered around tho aban
doned here, which, I may say, has not
been haunted of laic years, for it was
burned by Sherman's army oarly in
tho year 1805.
I spoke, not a word to tho Colonel,
or to any one elso, about the terrifying
experiences of that spectral night.
Not a soul alive over till this time hoard
of them from me.
But you may bo euro that I never
slept another night in the hauntod
house behind tho clump of woods,
which had been abandoned evor since
the night of the murder of a woman
then; a buudred years ago.
A Vkry Surkwd Play.?It is told
in Washington that Sonator Welling
ton of Maryland, whose party status is
quite as uncertain aa Senator Mel /m
rm's, forced recognition from tho Re
publicans and could havi secured it
from the Democrats, by a vory shrewd
play. Whenth) distribution of co ?
mi tie places svas under consideration,
according to tho story, Wellington was
notified by the Republicans that no
provision would bo made for bim.
Thereupon he asked Senator Jones,
the so-called leader of the Democrats,
what ho might expect from that side
of the chamber, and was informed that
he could not expect Democratic adop
tion. Ho announced to the lenders of
both parlies that, since, in his situa
tion, his usefulness to his Stato had
practically departed, ho would at once
tender his resignation to the Governor
of Maryland, who, he understood,
would appoint as his successor former
Senator Arthur Pue Gorman. This
caused a great Hotter. Tho Republi
cans have a wholcsalo fear of the as
tute Gorman, and had no stomach 'or
his presonco in the Senate at this ses
sion, IIio prospect of his appearance at
the next session being sufficiently dis
turbing. Jones, for his part, saw his
leadership of tho minority- imperfect
and impotent as it is?departing im
mediately upon the appearance ofGor*
man, and be was in no mind for this.
Bolh the Republican and the Demo
cratic loaders, therefore, revised their
declarations to Wellington and' from
each side ho was assured that commit
tee places wotlld be found for him.
I Ho chose the assignment of the Re
publicans.
" The few have no right to the lux-]
uries of life while the many aro denied
its necessities," Bays Elizabeth Cady
Stun ton. There, is a good deal of truth
ind wisdom in this, but in view of the
fact that the system has boon in vogue
siuco the beginning of time, we don't
see lust wnat wo are going to do
about It.
The German Empress has tho finest
pearl, necklaco in existence. It con
tains three world-famous necklaoes.
One of them formerly belonged to tho
ox-Quecu of Naples, and another
adorned tho imago of tho Virgin oi
Atakha. The entiro necklace is Jsaid
i to be worth $600,000.
Bays a rural editor: " Owing to the
overcrowded condition of our columns,
a number of births and deaths were
unavoidably postponed, this week."
CASTOR IA
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BLTyl, A IIP TAX/K8
ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
He Gives the History of the Great
Annual Festival?Old Father
Time's Problem.
Atlanta Constitution*
Nearly sixteen hundred years have
passed since Christmas was first celo
bratod by Christians. During all theso
long conturies thoy have not failed to
meet somowhere and pay revcrouco to
tho day that somehow was chosen as
tho birth of tho Saviour. It is not nt
all ccrtaiu that tho 25th of December
was Iiis birthday, but Unit dors not
matter much, so that (lie Christian
people obeorvo eomo day and show
their gratitude. Iudecd, (ho Greeks
and the llucsiansstill eclebrato tho ?ih
of January and call it Christmas tor
thoy have never yet adopted tho now
oalondar established by Pope Gregory
XIII in tho year 1C82. Now, it is im
portant for tho young people and many
of tho old ones to know that for nearly
sixteen conturies old Father Timo has
been gaining a littlu every year on tho
exact timo that it takcB tho earth to go
round tho sun. This gain bad amount
ed to about twolvo days, so tho Pope,
who wan a great and wise man, issued
his mandate that timo should bo sot
back, and it was sot back. ?
A? the Hornau Catholic countries
conformed al once to this new dato,
but the Protestant couutncs woro jeal
ous of tho Pope, and so Germnuy
would not conform until tho year 1700.
Great Britain and Ireland refused to
conform until the year 1752, aud tho
Amcricun colonies put .it off a few
years later. Greece aud Russia have
not conformed yet, bnt they will.
They are getting tirea of having to
put two dates to all thoir letters and
commercial transactions with othor
countries. When General Young was
our consul at St. Petersburg nil his
letters that wero written homo had
two dates tbat woro twelve days apart.
One ho marked "N. 8.," for new stylo,
and tho othor "O. 8.," pfor old stylo.
England had to abandon another
raeasuro of time, for until about two
hundred years ago tho new year begau
on the 25th of March. Somo coun
tries began it on Easter day.
1 tell you, my youug friends, old Fa
ther Timo has had a porplexing prob
lem to keep his calendar straight. Tho
day u8edlio begin at (5 o'clock in the
morning. Tho week began on Mon
day. Tho Jews had twelve lunar
months of twenty-eight days, and
ovory third year had thirteen to make
up for lost lime. For centuries thoro
wero only ten months in tho year
among tho Greeks and Hornaus, and
February had thirty-six days just like
ull the other montho. Hut popes and
emperors rulod tho civilized world,
and changed tho measures of time to
suit thoir own whims. Tope Gregory
was a 8cnolar, a mathematician and a
promoter ot public education, and he
knew ;that tho calendar was wrong,
und was getting moro so every year.
It was a bold stroke of power, but ho
was backed by all tho groat astrono
mers of Europe, and ho set tho clock
back, and it stands.
But what about Christmas? It has
to bo written about ovory timo it
comes round, for thcio is a now gener
ation of youug people coming on ovory
year, and they must bo taught to know
as much as thoso who are older. This
is the most important event that cv, r
happened in tlio history of tho world,
and every man and woman and every
boy and girl who cau read should bo
as familiar with it as thoy oro with the
spelling book. The word " mass"
docs not literally mean birth. It
means ??dismissed," and came into uso
because after any servico in the Ro
man Catholic church tho priost would
say the congregation is now dismissed.
In Latin, it is >' mass." Hence, there
was high mass and low. mass and can
dle mass und Michael mass and Christ
mas?a dismission and benediction af
ter worship.
For two or threo centuries after
Christ His followers had so many ups
aud downs thoy could not establish
holy days or feasts or festivals, bomo
emporors wero kind and tolerant and
some were cruel aud persecuted
them. Daring the reign of the Em
peror Diocletian the Christians of
Homo determinod to celebrate Christ
mas in their own church where they
had been permitted to worship, but
Dioclotian had taken a great disliko to
them, and after the church was full ho
sent soldiers there and locked tho
doors and set flro to the building and
burned them all alive?men, women
and children. The wretch died soon
after, but it was many yoars bofore
Christians dared to celebrate Christ
mas again. This was about the year
810. Hut the utmost efforts of kings
and emperors to extinguish Christian
ity tailed. The more martyrs, tho
moro Christians. They seemed to
thrive on persecution, and hence it
was said that" the blood of tho mar
tyrs is tho seed of tho church." Just
think bow much we have to bo thank
ful for in this age and in this land of
religious liberty. Mo martyrs, no per
secution, no inquisition, but evory rann
and woman can worship Ood accord
ing to thoir own conscience, with none
to molest or make them afraid. The
turrets and spires of beautiful churches
adorn our land in every city, town and
village, and aro a silent guarouteo of
good will and protection to evory
stranger th<\t comos.
But Christmas has had no good timo
in coming down to u* through the
ages. In aomo countries it win made
a frolic?a bacchanalian revel. The
gay and dissipated danced to the musie
of silly and profuno carols und dese
crated the day with wino and irrever
ent song. This desecration got to be
so universal and so shameful that
many good Christians ceased to cole-1
brate it. The 1'uritann refused to
observe it and so did tho peoplo of
.Scotland. The Scotch do not observe
it now. Well, it is a desecration even
here, for it is made a day of thought
less feasting and frolic instead of a day
of thankfulness. Christmas trees and
gifts to tho chlllron are very proper
and ??ifta to tho poor are especially so,
butali the day long our gratitude to
God for Hh gooInoss should be upper
most in tho minds of all intelligent
peoplo.
The children, of c/rtirso. wo must
hwmor to U|fp^'Oc?nr>^^a^
Claus and his reindeer, for lie is sup
posed to bo a great ami good old man
who loves them nud is wonderfully
rich. His Russian name is St. Nicho
las and his Dutch name is Kiiss Krin
gle, and for fifteen hundred years ha
has been kuown as tho patron saint of
all good childrou. Ho is no myth hut
was a veritable bishop in his day, ai.d
was not only devoted to little children,
but look pleasure in helping young
men and maidens t? mate and marry.
The mistlotoo feature of Christmas
came down from him, it is said, ami if
a young man and maiden will plight
their troth, that is, become engaged on
Christinas day while standing under a
mistletoe bough, they will never for
sake their lovo nor bo divorced.
This in enough for mo to write about
Christmas. The book4 have many
pretty stories and poeniB about this
ever memorable day. The most beau-I
tiful and impressive of them all is the 1
ono Written by Clement 0. Moore, be- ;
ginning M 'Twas tho night before
Christmas/' Tho next best is by a I
Virginian lady, " IyhIo Fe.stetits." .
Her maiden name, was Nccly, but sbo
for soiiio reason swapped it off for some )
outlandish jaw-brenking name thai l
don't understand. Her poom on
Christmas is an exquisite gem. Tho
last jorso says: -
" Let nono unchristniasscd go,
Lot nono from auy door
Unwarmod, unfed.
No kind word said
IIolplcBS bo turnod away
For Tbino own sako wo pray.
Thnt is tho best part of Christmas?
making others happy?and if 1 was a
law-maker 1 would make iho whole
week a holiday and givo a good dinner
to tho poor and even to tho prisoners in
jail. Aud nobody should dun anybody
or write a dunning letter to disturb his
tranquility. I received one this morn
ing. Tho clans huvo begun to gather
at tho family mausion and the ma
ternal ancestor is happy, and trips her
light fantastic toes all over'tho house.
It docs uot cost anything to run Christ
mas at our house, for tho children
bring their rations with them, and one
of the far-away boys writes: 44 Hire
another servant or two at my expense.
I don't want daddy to havo to bring in
wood and coal any more, and I want a
Sunday dinner every day in tho week."
Bill Aiip.
FROM A BACHELOR'S VIISW.
Marriages aro not always unhappy,
l'euileiico nearly nlwnys peeks be
tween tho lingers which h holds to its
faco.
Engaged peoplo aro always in other
pooplo'a way, but not so much as other
peoplo aro in their wny.
Tho wonu>n who sheds tho most
tears in tho theatre where tho horMno
is pursued by wieked blander is tho one
who pulverizes tho reputation of her
nearest, neighbor tho next day.
About tho timo a man has ono foot
in tho grave from old age ho begins to
talk about us boys.
Women like to go to Turkish baths
becauso they learn so many truths
thero about other women's feot.
A woman's way of being extremely
nico to a callor whom sho wants to
like her is to let her hold the baby for
a minuto.
A woman can always tell when a
man is in love with hor by tho way she
think i ho pictures her to himself stand
ing in a great shining light.
If a man id only careful to carry a
woman's picturo and lock of hair in*
sido of his waleh-casc he can treat hor
moat any ways and sho is suro it is a
sign of bi3 love.
Being happy is mostly not being un
happy.
It's tho cook who c.ui understand
best why tho man of tho houso who is
dead is tho happiest.
Usually there is discord in the hearts
of tho church choir, howover much
harmony in their voicos.
Some women have ^ot to quarrel
with their husbands if tho only reason
thoy cau find for it is that ho isn't quar
rolsomo enough.
Thero is charity for sin, but none for
sinners.
* It takes nino tailors (o mako a man,
but one woman can break him.
Wbeu you heat a girl over twenty
live say sho would liko to sec a man
who could manage her, it is generally
a sign that she would.
When n woman has a secret to kocp
sho seems to think tho only way sho
can do it is to get somebody right away
to help hor.?Now York Press.
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sum of $2,300,054, ou a capitalization
of #5,700,500. Tho amount of money
invested in cool mines was considerably
increased during tho year by extensive
improvomonls on various properties.
Tho previous annual report sltowed a
production of 1,357,427 tons valued at
$2,130,004. This gives an increase in
the valuo of tho output for 1000 of
$238,000.
An English paper noloa it as a cu
rious lact that although tho eagle is
Ihe national bird of ihe United Stales,
and, therefore, desorving of peculiar
honor, yet, in point of fact, the bird is
nearly always ruthlessly killed when
the opportunity offers. This state
niont seems to bo impressive until it
is remembered that whoncver thoy
havo a chauco Englishmen ruthlessly
kill tho lion, which symbolizes the
greatness and power of the British
Empire.
The Wo?' s Greatest
Cure for malaria X
, Tot All former Malarial pojaon
.ng Uka John??n'? Chill and Povj
Toolc A taint of Malarial poison
^?:ln ypjr blood m?anatnlh?ry und
failure. Blood medlclneapan'tcur*
The antidote
8 TONIC.
Malarial poisoning. \
for it la JOHNSON
aetabotUe&Jfar.
Costs 5? Conti |f |<(irM.
INDUSTRIAL AND GENERAL
I White (lowers are tho moat odorifer
ous.
It is illegal to practice hypnotism in
Hi lgium.
One llfleonth of (he inhabitaits of
Spain are nobles.
Thoroughbred dogs aro less intelli
gent limn IUOUgrcl8.
Quite GO por cont. of the property of
Knglatid is insured.
Ncnrly all the royal parsonages of
Kuropo aro cousins.
London requires 000,000 cows to sup
p'y it with dairy produce.
Colored races never have bluo oyes.
Their eyes aro always dark brown,
, brown, brownish, yollow or black.
I The contract for building tho largest
| cantilever bridge in the world has been
' awarded by tho Wabash railroad. The
uow btiucturu will spau the Mononga
hel i river.
President Roosevelt is to he presont
cd with an Arabiau saddle horse by
Captain John C jbb, an American, who
lias been a resident of Morocco for
thirty years.
According to tho last census sixty
six per cent, of tho men between tho
ages of 17 and 35 are unmarried and
the average ago at which the 34 per
cent, murricd was 25 years.
Sweden has 2,303 miles of .govern,
ment and 4,387 miles of private rail
roads. The government has not yet
succoeded in acquiring the lallor, al
though efforts have been mndo to do so.
Senator Clark, of Wyoming, predicts
that his State will soon be tho wealth
iest in tho Union. His prediction is
based ou tho discovery of a deposit of
platinum in a Wyoming copper mine.
lu Eugland, when: the government
owua Ihc telegraph lines the newspaper
rate is 4 cents per hundred words.
This would permit of the telegraphing
of an one-thousand word letter for 40
cents.
-*Ono of I ho most curious plants in
the world is tho toothbrush plant, a
species of creeper which grows in Ja
maica. By cutting a pieco of tho stem
and fraying tho ends tho natives make
a toothbrush.
On a rural free delivery routo ro
cenlly esti blished in Kansas there wero
three subscriptions to daily papcra.
Within a month thero were Kin aud
the subscriptions to weeklies had in
creased fourfold.
11 is eeliuibted that 1,000,000,000
acres of land nie deviled lo the culti
vation of tobacco. TThe woild con
sumes each year 0,300,000,000, pounds
or nearly 2,K12,500 tons, worth 52,000,
000 pounds sterling.
A Missouri saloon kcepor has an
nounced tbut, not only will he sell no
liquors to minor and inebriates, but he
will refuse to si li liq'ior to any man
whoso wife advises him that her hus
band has come homo intoxicated.
Miss Mary Mildred Leo, a daughter
of (ton. Kotiert E. Lee, visited tho
State Senate at Richmond, Va., and
was introduced, the Sonnte taking a
recess of flvo minutes in order that
the members might bo personally pre
sented.
When llniled Stales Ambassador
White was introduced to Count Von
Moltko as a man who was born at
11 onier, and had been president of a
University at Ithaca and a resident of
Syracuse, the former inquired if it
would bo proper for him to address
Mr. Whito in Greek.
Ethan Alieu IIilehcock, Secretary of
tho Interior, had a grocery and provis
ion store in St. Joseph, Mo., when a
young man and sold provisions mostly
to pioneers passing through that city
for the far West. Ho wont to China
afior selling out and returned to St.
Louis a wealthy mau.
li ia said by a correspondent of Hie
Haltimoro Sun that West Virginia is
rapidly becoming more and nioro Ihe
Mecca of the negroes of the South.
Tho climate of the Stale, as a whole,
is congenial to this race, and tho groat
coal and coking industries in operation
in almost every county, together with
tho extensive railroad construction
being carried on, furnish ready, as well
as lucrative, employment for negro
laborers, of whom 15,000 arc employed
in tho mines.
Tho per capita of currency was
$28.73 on Decomber l,on a popula
tion basis estimated by the treasury at
78,324,000. The total amount of money
in circulation was also larger than at
any olher period in the country's his
tory, being $2,250,250,230, as com
pared with $2,168,70l,3<?7 on Decom
ber 1, 1000, an increase of $01,404,803.
Tho amount of money held in the
treasury as assols of the government
?7as $280,005,000, which was a de
crease of more than $8,000,000 since
November 1, due to bond purchases.
A valuable sword and Biblo belong
ing to the late Hear Admiral John W.
Philip have been sent from the Brook
lyn navy yard to tho Smithsonian In
stitution. Tho relics have been pre
sented to the institution by Mrs. Philip,
who is now living at Annapolis, Mil.
It was said at the yard that another
sword, which Was prcsonted to Admiral
Philip by tho citizens of Texas shortly
before his death, and which is said to
bo worth $10,000, will also bo present
ed to the Smithsonian Institution by
Mrs. Phlhp.
The moet honlthful place in the
United States to live in is Marion,
Iowa, according to reports recoived bj
tho marine hospital service fro.n 1,100
cities and towns having a population
of 100 or more. Marion has a popula
tion of 4,100, and there wore only six
deaths in 1000, making the death rate
the phenomenally low figure of 1.40
ptr 1,000. The town in the United
States having the highest ratio of mor
tality last year was Carlvlo, 111. The
population was 1,874, and the numbei
of deaths 100, making a death rate of
08 81, ,
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ipwsgg" Crying lor
p^.^fl ihclHflon"
BL fcwfftT^'* JEa become n i>ro
KL ^S*T JH verhlul phrase to cx
? jtisB& Pr?-'s'1 V"' lut'Hty of
EHHHtfdM I mere aesire- There
BflBBHHHRHHfl are a great
pie wlic think It is as
useless to hope tor health as to cry for the
moon. Th.cy have tried many medicines
and many doctor?, but all in vain.
A great many hopeless men add women
havo been cured by tne use of Dr. Pierco'a
Qoldou Medical Discovery; people with
obstinate coughs, bleeding lflnes, night
sweats and other symptoms of dlscaso
which If neglected oV rniskillfuUy treated
find a futal termination in consumption.
"Goldeu Medical Discovery 0 has a won
derful healing power. It increases tue
nutrition of the body, and so gives strength
to throw off disease. It cleanses the blood
from poisonous impurities and enriches it
with the red corpuscles of ltfntth. It {s
not a stimulant, but a strength giving medi
cine. It contains no alcohol, neither opium,
cocaine, nor any other narcotio.
Sometimes the extra profit paid by
inferior medicines tempts the dealer to
offer a substitute as "just as good? as "Dis
covery." It you are convinced that "Dis
covery " will euro you accept nothing cl?c.
?I was lu poor health when I commenced
taking; Dr. Pierce'a medicine," writes Mr, Himer
Lawlcr, of Volga, Jefferson Co,. Indiana. ?I
had stomach, WMuay, heart, and lung trouble.
Was uot able to do any work. I had a severe
cough and hemorrhage of the lungs, but after
usIur your moalcine o while I commenced to
gain In strength ana flesh, and stopped cough
ing right away. Took about six bottled of the
' Qoldeu Medical Discovery' then, and 'ost
npring I had Ortppe, and It etttlaa on my lumrs,
leaving me wltn a severe cough. I had vhc
iloctor, bat he didn't seem to help me any ; ao
commenced your med- ManBn?
dne again and look ?
thre? or rour bottles of
the ' Discovery ' niui two BCTtfticMBr "iiifeS
vials of Dr. Pierce'a Pul- K Ht\ m flMMBSj
lets, and tliut ?tralffht- H^'^L./ ^a xs?ar
encd me up. I feel like Ik Jf^/rC VrnfA
n dl/fcrc nt pur son. I Mux ^^?'T\ ^-IffjA
gladly recommend your pf--?"
nicdlclue to nit suffer- BUBk y> ^
era, Ibr I know It cured H ^^^^
ant Pellets cure con- u WSJ yfi
stipation by curing fta ? Wr^^*^(
cause. tt^W I i
IN A HUMOROUS VKIN
He: 44 So your married life is not
happy? Well, you have my regrets."
She: "Oh, I don't need them; I
have enough of my own."
"I wonder why they haven't started
any yellow journals in Cuba yet?'
441 don't believe thoro are enough
Americans there to support one."?
Life.
44 Do you think a man haa a right to
open his wife's letters?"
44 Well, he may havo the right; but 1
don't sco how he could have tho cour
age.-Tit Hits.
44 Man always wants what he hasn't
and fails to appreciate what ho has."
41 Yes; that's what keeps tho inar
ringo bureaus and the divorco courts
going."- Chicago Post.
44 I've never been able to save any
thine," complained tho poor man.
44 You have probably paved yourself
a lot of worry," replied the rich man.?
Philadelphia Record.
44 A public official," exclaimed the
ordinary man, heatedly, 44 should be
our servant. Hut is ho?"
44 Hardly," ventured the suburba
nite. 44 He stays with us too long for
that."
44 Don't you miss your husband very
much now that he is away ?"
44 Oh, no I At breakfast I just stand
his newspaper up in front of a plate,
and half the time 1 really forgot he
isn't there."?Exchange.
44 SligKens* wife makes him got up
and kindle tho flro every morning."
44 Well, it's his place to do it."
44 Hut that isn't why ho docs it. He
knows she'd make it too hot for him if
ho didn't."?Philadelphia Bulletin.
"An' dcnSanty Claus he come down
dc chimbly?"
" ])oan ho git his face all black wif
soot ?"
"Wal, he doan mind dat when he's
a-callin' on cullud chillun'."?Puck.
" Do you moan to say that Erastus
Pinkncy sells his vote ?" " No,"
answered Mr. Jim Colliflowor: *? I
wouldn't say dat 'llastus soils his voto.
Hut he's willin' to hire it out 'casional
ly to select parties." ?Washington
Ktar.
"Did you hoar the thundor last night,
Emilie?"
" No?did it Ihunder?"
" Yes, frightfully."
"Then why didn't you wake mo?
-You know I can't slcop in a thundor
storml"
** Do you expect to have any serious
opposition to your election next time?"
asked his friend.
" Yes," answered Senator Sorghum,
" about tho usunl amount."
" How much iB that ?"
"Oh, about $15,000 or $20,000
worth."
" Is my hat on??" begin Mrs.
Collingwood, when her husband in
terrupted:
" Yes, your hat's on straight. Como
along, or we shall bo lato."
" If it'B on straight it won't do.
Wait a minute, till I g > back into the
house and tilt it a little."?Dotriol Free
Press.
m Doro ain't much sympathy in ?Iis
word, an' dat's a fnck," said M-ander
ing Mike. *?t took dat policoroau t'nto
mo confldonco. I told him dat 1 had
all de troubles extant?dat I was jes' a
collection of sorrows."
?? What did ho do?"
" He looked mo over, an' den said it
was about timo for him to tako up a
coll ction."
" And now that you are through
college what aro you going to do?"
asked a friend of tho youthful candi
date.
*? I shall study mcdlclno," was the
grave reply of the young man.
" But isn't that profession already
over-crowded ?" asked the friend.
"Possibly it is," answered tho know
ing youth, 41 but I proposo to study
medicine just the same, and thoso who
are already in tho profession will have
to take their chancea."?Tit-Bits.
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Some pooplo laugh at old jokes be
cause they know tboy arc jokes.
Just so It is a wedding trip, a woman
isn't particular as to tho route.
Most of tho songs sung on tho stage
by request aro at the request of tho
singer.
Every timo two girls kiss each other
in public they lmngmo tho men aro en
vious.
A man would doubtless be just as ir
ritable as a settiug hen wcro ho placed
in a similar position.
Fewer actors would be out of work if
there wore not so many people ou tho
stage who aro not actors.
An optimist says that pessimists arc
hopeless fools.
ltca8on is a man's guard and moral
principle is his safeguard.
If you are not up and doing you will
soon bo down and done.
Women arc curious about every
thing; men aro curious only about wo
men.
Homo men get into ollico with very
Hille opposition ami get out willi none
at nil.
Tho Individual who gets into the
habit of giving way to depression is on
tho broad road to ruin.
If a mau is a chronic grumbler it al
ways makes him happy to lind a but
ton off his coat when his wife is busy.
There is no law to prevent a wo
man kissing a pug dog?but just tho
same it's a mean advantage to take of
the dog.
When a widow makes up hor mind
to marry again the selects the man
and then proceeds lo lind out what ho
likes best to cat.
Where Women Rule.?The Uni
versity of Pennsylvania sends its repre
sentatives throughout the world in
quest of knowlcdgo, and one of them
has been telling recently of an experi
ence on the Wanamakcr expedition in
the interest of the department of ar
chaeology to the land of tho llopi In
dians, in Arizona.
Jn describing some of the curious
customs prevailing among the llopi
Indians, Curator Cullinsaid the women
are held in higher eslcom ihan in most
Indian tribes, and (hey, rather than
the men, do the wooing. When a Hopi
maiden decides which of tho eligible
young men of the tribo sho wishes to
marry, she goes and sits in his house
and grinds corn until bo is sufficiently
impressed by her industry to marry
her.
After the ceremony, winch is an
elaborate ono, the couple go to live in
the wife's house. If she tiros of her
husband she can obtain a divorce by
merely throwing bis saddle, out of the
house. Aftor marriageN tho house,
fields, and all their property, except
the herds, belong to tho wife. The
Hopi's are very indulgent parents.
The right of the children to do as they
plea c is never questioned.
This certainly is an ideal country for
women who like lo have things their
way, and doubtless the children would
enjoy regulations < f this kind. This is
very different from all the traditions
about the treatment of tho women
among Indians, as they aro usually
pack-horses and tlavcs of their hus
bands. Some of our Western States
have a reputation for easy divorces,
but tho llopi plan of tossing tho bus
band's effects out of doors, is both
simple and summary.
Tiik Joy ok OllRlSTMAS,?If tlio
birth of tho Son of God into our
world wns nn event of such extraordi
nary interest to tho inhabitants of
heaven that an angelic messenger was
dispatched to announce it to the shep
herds who wcio watching their llocks
by night on tho hillsides near Bethle
hem, and if " suddenly there was witli
the angel a multitude of tho heavonly
host" saying: " (ilory to God in tho
highest and on earth pcaco and good
will towaid men," surely tho recurring
annivorsaiy of that cvont should bo
an occasion of gratoful rejoicing on
our earth. Mankind have a more
immcdiato and vital interest in
that advont than tho angels. It is tho
necessary precursor to that other
event?the death on the cross?around
which gather all tho hopes of our fab
len humanity. It was a part of tho
ocouoi.'y of grace that Christ should be
" born of a woman, born uuder the
law, to redoom thorn that wore under
the law," that ho should be born in
" tho likenoss of sinful flesh." that in
the same flesh 116 might " put
away sin by tho sacrifice of himself."
Tho birth of our L?t^Josub Christ is_
that great epoch in the world's hist
from which nil that went before
tlguio and point out. It is the
second birth, from which its 111
tion boriows all its signify
Christian Advocate.
No won lcr it is difucullto
Filipinos. Under tho preec
rangement it is right .lot)
sugar to come in free,
tho Philippine article
without paying the '
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