The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, December 18, 1901, Image 4

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WHEN TH? STARS ALL FELL. Bill Arp Tells About the Great Meteoric Shower in 1833. Atlanta Constitution. Shakespare tolls of man's seven ages, but his seven docs not lit our day ?nor indeed, did they lit his own day with any distinct linos of demarcation between them. They glide into each fc other and it is hard to toll where the one quits and tho olhor begins. ' We have infants and school boys aud lovora, but Very few are soldiers, and uot one in a hundred ever becomes a justice of the peace. His sixth ago. does not do justice to our mon and womon of threo score years aud ton, for most of them I grow fat instead of lean, and our big f manly voices have not turned to treble, nor do thoy pipe and whistle in their sound. I can till sing bass to tho long meter doxology and my wifo can sing " Mary had a little lamb " to tho baby. As to the seventh age, which hi pic tures as second childhood and mere oblivion without toeth or taste or oyes or ears or anything, wo never s^e them ?our old people die beforo they get to that. But in tho lifo of ovory man \ aud woman thcro aro epochs, events, mile Btones, as it wore, that stand out prominent in memory and mark their progress from youth to old age. My earliest locollection is the killing of our dog Hector, who was supposed to be mad, and it grieved us for wo loved him and he lovod us. Next I recall tho falling of the stars in 1833. My father held mo up and with my fcut upon tho top railing of the bannisters, 1 saw them como down in myriads as quiotiy an. I softly as snowilakes and thoy wont out as thoy neared tho earth. They wero separate and distinct as the situs, but as near together as the sparks from the chim ney of an oldtiine blacksmith shoo Gobrgo Lester was my playmate and lived closo by, and tho next morning he and I huuted all over his ruothei's garden to iind somo signs of tho stars that foil, but found nouo. While they were falliug our negro cook, Aunt Ailsey, was down on her knees pray* ing. and as she clung to my mother's night gowu she called on Josus to come and take us all to henvon. That night was an epoch and '.t is worth being 75 years old to havo witnessed it. My next remembranco of note is a journey to Savannah with my father and mother and brotbor, whero wo lowk a sail vessel for Boston. I remember tho magnificent double row of china tie.es in tho long street, and I wonder now if there is a person living in Savannah who was living there then and remembers that row of beautiful trees that are long since dead and gone. I remember thatvoyago of thiity-thrce days around Capo Hattcras, where our ship was almost wrecked, and mother holdfast unto her children and silently prayed for deliverance. I remember when we reached Boston and how, af ter our visit was over, father bought a carriage and pair of horses,' and we journoyed by land from Boston to Georgia and never crossed a railroad, for there was nono to cross. I remem ber our stop at tho Natural Bridge in Virginia, and how wo walked away down in the gorge and looked up and afterwards stood on the bridge aud looked down from tho dizzy height. When I was about ten years old 1 had another epoch, for 1 hud a fight on Sunday at a camp meeting and got licked, and my fine Sunday clothes wore all spoiled with mud and dirt. A country boy said I was a town boy and was dressed too One and ho was gwine to take the starch outcn my ruffled shirt. And he did. I fought as hard as I could, but ho licked me nnd I cried. I had gone to the spring to get eomo water and tho fight came off thoro. My father whipped me next morning and the school teacher got ready to whip me again, but I showed him my legs and ho let nie off with a talk. My next episode has left an in delible impression. Wo had to walk two milos to school and about half way thero was a big gully that wo used to slide down in. One morning Bill Malt hie and Ovorton Young and Jim Wil son and myself stopped to slide down, and Bill pulled out a deck of cards and said ho would show us how lo play. 1 had never seen a deck before iu my life, but I had hearn toll of 'cm. They were mighty pretty and he taught us how to shuffle aud cut and deal and turn Jack and play seven-up. One morning Tom Wilson and Jim Alexander came along as they were going to school and heard our racket in the gully and they caught ua play mg cm da. They slipped up on us, for we were completely absorbed in the game, and Tom said: 44 Well, you arc the youngest set of gamblers I cvor aaw in my life. The sheriff will ?et you and put you all in jail before night." I never was scared so bad in my life. I couldn't study my lessons nor eat my dinner at school and watch ed for the sheriff all day long. Jiut that cured me of card playing and 1 never handled a deck again until I got to college. Collcgo was a good placo to play cards then; it is a good pi ice to kick a bull now. Tom Wilson and Jim Alexander were good-hearted hoyn and nevor told on us. Tom died years ago and Jim died last month in Atlan ta. He got to bo a great doctor and everybody loved him. When I rccciv. ed the telegram that told rao he was dead I felt like another prop was gone,' and that now only one was left?his brother Tom in Rome. Maltbio is dead and Young and Jim Wilson. All my schoolmates are dead except ono and all my school teachers and college pro fessors aie dead. For several years thore was no epoch ?no episode. Every day was alike until I began to notice the girls with a uliar longing emotion and brushed hair more carefully and carried a leaner hankerchief and woro lighter ta well polished. In fact, I got to a dandy in my dress. Bhakespoaro ~:es fun of tho lover and dismisses with a line. Says ho sighed and poetry about his sweetheart's Ows. Wo beat that in our day. sigh, a bit for my sweetheart m1 off about mo as I was about wo were too happy to sigh n became, engaged, and abo e day away on in June, judged it backwards to and then to April and at' March, to all of which she "ugly assented. I wrote poetry, to her oyebrowa?but to In r head to foot. Horo is tho last' , Which is only a sample of what Id do in those halcyon days: n inoonto on tho sacrod altara j mod dors aeemed in fragrant clouds riso, j y my wishes all to hoaven turned,' ^re rich blessings for theo from I Mktea." la pretty good, I think. Tn j omo Yankee soldier came alom? atolo tho album and carried it off k trophy and gave it to his sweot Sho kept it twenty yearn, and another fellow and aont tho ck to him, and he mailed it II, u Ha in The Law Of health has no uniformed guardians of its peace. If It had there would t>e arrests innumerable in every restaurant every day of the year. Both in the quantity and quality of the food they eat and in the manner of its consump tion men and women sin each day against the laws of health. Those who wnl not heed Nature's warnings can not escape her pun ishments, and dys pepsia or stomach "trouble" is the inva riable penalty of care less eating. There fa no other medicine for diseases of the stomach and allied organs of di gestion and nutrition which can compare with Dr. Pierce* s Golden Medical Dis covery. It cures these diseases perfect ly and permanently, and enables the build ing up or the whole body into vigorous health. ?I took two bottle* of Dr. rterw?t Ooldon Medical Discovery fljr stomach troubl?." writes Clarence Carnes. Itsq., of Tnylorstowrj, Loudoun Co.. Vn. "It did ma so Dtuon Rood that I .Han't (nkc any more. I am cat most anything now. I aoi so well jdensed with It 1 hardly know how to thank you for your kirnt luioruiatloo. I tried a whole lot of things 1>eforc t wrote to you. There wna a gentleman told m? about your nu .11. liw. how It hnd cured nil wtftj. I thought 1 would try o l>ottki of It. 1 am glad I did. lor I don't know what 1 would have done If It had not been for t)r. Mcroe's Golden Med ical Discovery." Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con stipation. timo to repent and reform. Of eourso our marriago was an epoch?a big milestone. My wife was only sixteen and as docile as a pet lamb. 1 took her young, boliovlng I could train her if slio needed training. For n year or two I could make her do just as I pleased, but later on I could mako her do just as she pleased and now she makes mo do just as sho pleases, too. But it i? all right, and I have got used to it. Yesterday I received a letter from a friend asking me to help him ab' >ut choosing a wife. Ho is a widow er with one. child, and wanted a wo man over .'50 and under 40?a sell led woman ?and ho said ho would make hor a pood, loving husband, otc. Well, 1 talked it over in the family and named several good old settled gills, and my wife stopped sowing and said: " I don't think you arc a very good judge of marriageable girls. You bad bettor let this matter alone." 1 didn't like that remark, and replied: "Well, when 1 was a young man maybe I was a poor judge, but I think I could do better now." I am sorry I said it, for a woman can't take such jokes and keep calm and serene. I'll be more careful in tho future. But I must reserve some epochs for another letter. The. birth of our first child was an epoch, but afterwards that business censed to bo a monopoly and became montonous. Bn.r. Aitr. A FIGHT AGAINST KOK STB R. The Negro Deas Is Trying to Defeat Confirmation by the Sen ate. Tho Washington correspondent of the News and Courier writes an fel lows: An ugly light against one of Presi dent Uoosevolt's recent Southern ap pointments is going on in the Senate. The contest is over tho continuation of George Kocatcr, a young Gold De mocrat and personal friend of Senatoi McLaurin, as collector of internal re venue for tho district of South Caro lina. At tho timo of Collector Rooster's appointment it was charged that be was an active participant in a "lynch ing beo " in Sotith Carolina, and Col lector Kocster not only admitted taking part in tho affair, but acknowledged writing a long account of the occur rence for the newspaper ho then rep resented. All the circumstances were fully explained to President ltooscvc.lt aud tho latter, after hearing both sides of tho story, selected Mr. Kocster for tho ollico which ho is now flllitur. The Republican organization in South Carolina, under the leadership of former Deputy Collector Doas, the negro chairman of tbo Republican Stale committee, has arrived in Wash ington, armed with formal chargos against Collector Kooster, and also numerous copies of the nowspap< rs containing Kocstcr's account of the affair. These papers have been freely distributed among tho Republic.in Scuators and especially among the members of tho Senato liuanco eom miltco, who will pass upon tbo nomi nation of Collector Kocster. Tho opponouts of the new collootor arc counting upon Senator Tillman to lend a band in the light, becauso Kocs ter is a personal appointment of Sena tor McLaurin, in addition to having on various occasions attacked the politi cal policies advanced by Senator Till man in his newspaper. There uro numerous precedents in tho Senate showing that editors have been defeat ed for confirmation by reason of sovcrc editorial criticism passed upon Sena tors. Collector Kocstcr's appointment, When made, was tho political sensation of tho hour, and all of the harrowing details of his connection with the lynching and his personal explanations to President Roosevelt were published throughout tho land. Tho Republican organization in South Carolina having boon practically ignored by President Roosevelt for reasons he can justify, tho wbolo Kooster mattor is to he re vived and thon passed over in the Senate if Stnto Chan man Dens and his followers realize thoir oxpoctations. ft removes from the soil large quantifies <>f Potash The fertilizer ap plied, must furnish enough Potash, or the land will lose its pro ducing power. R??<1 mrr-Ailly onr 'k>oV? ci* crop*???n? /it*. GERMAN KAM WORKS, HOW EVA GOT READY FOR CIIUI8TMAS. HV IIAK1UKT UAILKY CI.AUK. ** Eva, Eva! what aro you going lo get for Christmas?" Lucilo Arhueklo hounded into tho room, and hugged a slender girl who rose joyfully to greet hor. " It seems so good tohavo you come ll\ ing in at any minute, just as you used to!" said Eva. n Doesn't it ?" said Lucilo. " Now, what do you oxpect to got for Christ mas?" she repeated. " Really, Lucile, I haven't givou a j thought to that part of Christmas. It h?s taken cvory single sparo moment to plan for things I am going to give to cvorybody." " Everybody 1 I hopo you don't in tend to givo presents to tho wholo world," " I wish 1 could," said Eva earnest ly. "I think that's silly!" said Lucilo frankly. " Well, tell me what you aro going to givo then." ? Well said Eva, " first tlioro's old James"? " Old James! Is ho living yot? I should think ho would bo too old to work." " ?jhl ho is. Wo havo another coachman, but papa pays James just the same; and his old sislor lives with htm, and cooks for him. I always givo him somclhine. Why, I bolicve bo'd cry if I didn'tT" " Oh, well! what would you caro if ho did? Just an old Irish coachman! I should think you would givo your presents to somebody worth whilo." "Why, James is worth whilo!" said Eva, a trit'o indignantly. " I don't j rcmombor when we didn't have James; I he seems just hko ono of our family," " But theo ho isu't you know," Raid Lucilo, with a provoking little laugh. A little llush crept into Eva's check. **? I wondor why you always look at things in such a dilTorcnt way," she said. ?< Ohl because you are foolish, and I have common sonso," said Lucilo complacently. " I'm not foolish," said Eva, with some show of spirit. ?l I think ypu are, and Aunt Lois said so," said Lucilo, with another cxusperatiug smile. " Aunt Lois is mean to say such a thing," began Eva. And then she stopped and smiled. Lucilo always had boon different. What was the use of caring? Aunt Lois was dilToront from mama, and, if she had lived with her, instead of in hor own dear home, probably sbo would have bcon just liko Lucilc. It was not worth quarreling about, any way. 11 Well," sbo said, " 1 suppose you won't like somo of the others either ; but there's crazy Tun"? Lucilo burst into a merry peal of laughter, but covered her face with her handkerchief as she saw Eva's reproachful glance. " I won't tell you about tho rest, if you are going to laugh at them, be cause?because?it means something to me," faltered Eva, with a trembling voice ". What docs it mean, Eva ? I'm sure I cau't imagine. Why, I only give presents to people I just havo to remember, and it's a big bothor be sides." " Oh! it isn't a bother to me," said Eva enthusiastically. " Why, don't you know it's Jesus' birthday? And wo can't send presonts up to him, and so James, and poor Tim, and Bctttc"? "Tho washerwoman I" said Lucilc uuder hor breath. " Yes," said Eva. " Sho's so good, and works so hard. Aud sbo never would have a Christmas present if I didn't givo her one. And thoro arc Kate, and Jane, and Annie Small, aud Annie Case, and?oh! half a dozen more. You see," said Eva earnestly, " I give tho Christ-child's presents to tho ones I think Jesus would liko to havo me givo them to,?to tho people who seem to need them tho most." " Aren't you going to givo a present to your own mother?" askod Lucilo sovcroly. " Not this year," said Eva, with a smile. " Mama understands,?her pros-ont goes to Elina Brown." "Elina Brown!" echoed Lucilc. " That girl who used to treat you so meanly?" " Yes," said Eva softly. " But her mother died last week, and she is all alone." " Does Profossor Edwards tonch cur class in Sunday-school yet?" asked Iiiicilo, changing the subject. "Oh, nol tlo left tho city months ago, and we havo tho dearest toachcr,? Miss Adams. Sho shows mo how to make my Christmas gifts, and helps mo in everything." M What aro thoy going to do at Sunday-school this year?" 41 Obi haven't you heard? Ench class has pledged a certain amount of money, and then each ono of our class is to take a can of fruit, Harry's class take canned vegotablos, Professor Wilton's boys tako Hour, and mama's young ladies give sugar, and so on; and then ovory ono has to tako a pota to, or an applo, or an ornngo, or a cabbago, to get In at tbo door. Ob, it's tbo groatosl fun!" " I don't sec much fun in it!" said Lucilo, with a look of disgust on hor pretty faco. "Oh! but, Lucilo," cried Eva, " think of tho hundreds of poor poo pic who will get tho things!" " Yes, of course," said Lucilo. "But dou't you have any enlortainmont or treat for the scholars?" " Oh, yost We shall havo a boauti ful ontortninmont, ? all about tho Christ-child. Professor Wilton has chargo of it, aud tho singing is lovoly. Wo don't havo any troat. Wo don't want it. Wo have plonty to oat at homo, I hopo." " Woll, yes; 1 hopo I do too," snld Lucilo. " But Mario Elvorson's Sun day school is going to givo out pound boxes of Fronch croams. I believe I shall go down thcro with hot. I don't beliovo in cabbagos and potatoos." " O Lucilo! But won't you go with "Let the GOLD DUST twins do your work." 'fhroo Urne? a day. 1098 times a year the *GLB DUST will make your dl?h-washing Mury. FAIRBANK COMPANY. Chit***, Long Hair "About a year ago my hair was coming out very fast, so I bought a bottle of Aycr's Hair Vigor. It stopped the falling and made my hair grow very rapidly, until now it is 45inches In length." ? Mr8. A. Boydston, Atchison, Kans. There's another hunger than that of the stomach. Hair hunger, for Instance. Hungry hair needs food, needs hair vigor?Ayers. This is why we say that Ayer's Hair Vigor always restores color, and makes the hair grow long and heavy. $1.00 ? t?Ht?. ah draggM*. If your (lrurtRiHt cannot minply you, Bond us ona doll.tr and wo will uxpresa you a t>ottlo. Ho sure nncl plvo tho namo of your nearest express oflieo. Address, J. 0. AYEH CO., i/owoll, Mass. mo, and soe hew lovoly it all is?" " I don't bohove I can, Eva. I don't liko crowds and vegetables, and all that. At Mario's church thoy have smtlax and overgrocn and holly and roses. Tho church is just a bowor of beauty," said Lucilo, with hor best Fronch air. " And it is so stll and solemn,?moro like Christmas, you know, than a noisy crowd with baskets and bundles, and all that. And then, I nover could got enough French bon bons." Eva looked d ized for a moment, and then said helplessly: ? I don't think you exactly under stand, doar." ?? No, perhaps I don't. Qood-by, Eva. Como over to morrow." Columbus, Ohio. CHKRRY TRUE CO. A FRAUD. Endless Chain Concern is Using Malls for Fraudulent Pur poses A special to tho Atlanta Journal from Charlotte, N. C, dated Doc. 18, says: Tho Amos Owens Cherry Tree com pany, of Henrietta, .N. C, which has been doing an extensive business throughout a number of States by I means of a chain letter scheme, has been pronounced a fraud by Slate Entomologist Sherman, who examined into the concern at tho instance of the Stato crop pest commission and the company's affairs were brought up in tho Federal court hero yestorday after noon, wheu an indictment against, the promotors for using tho mails for frau dulent purposes was presented. Tho concern has attracted much at tention recently and whenever its in tegrity was impeached thero was al ways some ono to defend it as a trust worthy concern. Thousands of wo men were employed as its agents, and it is said that while some of them were paid tor tho work they did, tho great majority received nothing. Tho plan carried out is something liko this: Twolvo dollars is sent the company for cherry trees and tho sender has tho privilege of becoming an agent of the nursery at $20 por month, the duty of tho agent being to write, llvo or six letters per day to friends, soliciting them as agents, each buyor of $12 worth of trees having the privilege of becoming an agent. As a result there arc said to bo thousands of letters wi it ten each day, and the mail received by tho head office of tbo concern some times amounts to a wagon load in a single day. Tho proprietors of the company have often changed within the past few months, and the end of the scheme is probably approaching, as tho State authorities will likely ask the postollice authorities to issue a fraud order for tho poslofliccs used by tho company, and oven if tho indictment in the Federal court docs not hold the company will probably bo forced to quit themselves or change its tactics. The State entomologist declares that the trees shipped by the company aro practically worthless and aro dug or pulled up anywhere they may bo found. Speaking of tho Amos Owens Cherry Tree company this week, Sol. Gallert, E*q., a well known lawyer of Huther ford ton, N. C, the seetien in which the company does business, said: "Tho Amos Owens Cherry Tree people are still doing a big business. Tnoy shipped over 100,000 trees last month. On the 1st of December they had 3,000 agents, and thoy naturally expect that each agent will bring m four new agonts, which means that there will bn 12,000 agents by January 1st. To each of theso agonts 00 trees, at 812 will bo shipped, or a total of 720,000 trees will bo Beut out. Tho total of 16,000 agents will bo increased to 00,000, which means that 3,000,000 cherry trees will bo shipped shortly after January. Soon the (50,000 agents will bo incrcasod to 240,000, and there fore nearly 15,000,000 cherry treos will bo required for tho March .shipment." How a Philippine Woman Ckoss kd a Rivkk.?Just beyond San Pedro wo came to tho Sibalom rivor, the bed of winch is a mile wide, covored whh littlo and big bowlders, with here nnd l here a swift running stream. The main river ia probably two hundred yards wido and is easily forded, except after a heavy rain, when it rises rapid ly und becomos a raging torrent. It usually subsides in a few hours alter the rain has ceased to fall. When tho river is up many peoplo gather on oilher bank to await an opportunity to cross. Our treasurer was onco sitting on tho banks with a lot of natives waiting for tho river to subside, and bad been there, wot, hungry and tiled, for hours praying to get across. Tho river was boiling and ioaming and no ono dared make au attempt to cross. Presently an old woman came along, look a look at tho rivoi, gavo a contemptuous glanco on tho manly sex there gathor ed and thon walked up the bank about a hundred yards, whero sho snipped off hor clothing. Sho made a careful bundlo of all nor belongings, luiseey them nbovo hor head and ontered the stream. The water was ovor her head, but she m: de no attempt to hw* u. Sho would sink beneath the water until her toea touched a bowldur aud would thon give a lump. Tho current would give hor a lift and send hor diagonally down the stream a few yards. Sho kept repeating the operation until at last she had reached tho other bank, far bolow whore she had started. She waded out with her bundle perfectly dry, donned her clothes and vanished through tho thicket?Mobilo Register. OASTOHXA. Tiik Man With Black Whiskers. ?The New England Farmer says that Georgia has a stringent law forbidding its citizens to carry pistols on pain of forfeiting the,weapons and paying a fine of $50 or being imprisoned for thirty days. Shortly after the passage of this enactment Judge Lester was holding court In a little town, when suddenly he suspended the trial of a case by ordering the sheriff to lock the doors of the court room. (< Gentlemen," said the judge, when the doors woro closed, " I have just soon a pistol on a man in this room, and I cannot reconcile it to my sense of duty to let such a violation of the law pass unnoticed. I ought, perhaps, to go before the grand jury and indict him, hut if that man will walk up to this stand and lay his pistol aud a flue of $1 down here, I will let him off this time." The judge paused, and a lawyer sitting just beforo him, got up, slipped his hand into a hip pockot, drow out a neat ivory-handled 0-shooter, and laid it witu $1 dowu upon tho stand. " This is all right," said tho judge, " but you are not the man I saw with the pistol." Upon this, another lawyer arose, and laid down a Colt's rovolver and a dollar bill beforo tho judge, who re peated his former observation. The process wont on until nineteen pistols of all kinds and sizes and shapes, lay upon tho stand, together with $19 by their side. Tho judgo laughed as he complimented tho nlnoteen delinquents upon being mon of business, but added that tho man whom ho had seen with tho pistol had not yet como up, and, glanciug at tho far side of tho court, ho continued: " I'll givo him one minute to accept my proposition, and if he foils, I will hand him over to tho sheriff." Immediately two men from tho hack os tho court aroso and began to move toward tho judge's staud. Once they stopped to look at each other, and then, coming slowly forward, laid down their pistols and their dollars. As they turned their backs tho judge said: " This man with the black whiskers I is tho ono that I originally saw." Thomas Jefferson's Note.?Little llock Democrat: Carrington C. Bacon, of Imbodcn, Lawrence County, Ar kanaas, is the possessor of a promissor) uoto for $370, which was given by Thomas Jefferson, April 7, 1813, to Edmund Bacon, great-grandfather of the present holder of tho paper. The note has long hince beau paid, but on account of tho customs and institution* of tho period whon it wus executed, re mained in tho possession of the drawee aud descended through three gcuora tions to tho present owuor. At the time the nolo was drawn Edmund Bacon owned a farm adjoining Mr | Jefferson's Monlicello place in Vir-i gin in. Mel ore tho note was paid Mr. Bacon moved West and mado his home' in Kentucky. With him ho brought tho note, which was duly paid. The mails at tho limo woro slow and uncer tain, and for this reason tho note was not returned to Mr. Joffersou. This odd bit of yellow, mildowod paper is prized by its owner as much for its con nection with tho history of his family as for being an autograph of a famous man and written by tho same hand that executed the Declaration of Inde pendence. Survivor of the ?? Old Guard." ?The solo surviving officer of tho Old Guard of tho First Napoleon Is said to bo living at Warsaw in poverty. He is a Pole named Markiewicz, and is now 107 years old. He receives a small pension from tbo Russian govern*1 incut, but it is contended that as he has tho military cross of tho Legion of Honor, ho is entitled to an allowance from tho third ropublic. Markiewicz was decorated for distinguished con . uct on tho battlo field eighty-eight years since, when he was only a lad of 10. Tbo decree is dated November 23, 1813. Markiewicz is thus not only the sole survivor of tho officers of the Old Guard, but ho is doyen, or senior member, of tho Legion of Honor. He has, however, been enabled to livo in three centuries, and according to all accounts, is still alert, in spito of age and povorty.?Tho Tablet. The Unready Seeker.?A Geor gia darkey went out to an old field to *< seek and pray." It was dusk and ho knelt down aud put up a long petition that tho angels might como and minister to him. Presently he hoard a flapping, as of wings behind him, and in n second ho was makiug race-horso timo on tbo homo road, whore he jumped into tho bed and covered his head from sight. Suddenly thoro was a loud knock ing at tho door, aud his started wifo cried: 11 John, git up dar, for do Lord's sakol Do angels you been seckin' is como for you." ?< Lo'ni ataoy dar," was tho trem bling answer. "Tell 'em thoo' de key hole dat I ain't got no wing tor fly wid, en I too heavy to tote 1" From Leicester, N. C, comes the report that S. G. Dovor, recently ar rested for eloping with a young lady of Wilcox County, leaving behind a woman who passed as his wife, has a wife and four children in the Old North State. To Guard Against Another Chart Scandal.?The following cir cular from State Superintendent of Education McMahan explains itself: Ofllco of State Superintendent of Ed ucation. ' Columbia, S. O., Doc. 10, 1001 County Superintendent of Education. Dear Sir:?Tho State Board of Edu cation authorized Band MeNally & Company to at-U maps and globes, at the prices agreed upon, to tho public schools with tho proviso: 11 That no Bale Bhall bo made except to trustees assembled in board meeting." I have just received a letter from Suporintendont Bright, of Bickens, stating that two men representing themselves as agonts of Band MeNally & Company having come to this coun ty, and that he fears they may be 44 fakes," and in any ovent "fears that if they are permitted to canvass tho country, there may bo a ropotition of tbo chart swindle business of a fow years ago. Honcc, his board has for bidden a canvass under its authority in Section 25 of tho rogulations of tho State Board (pago 31, school law), and has adoptod the following resolution: 44 Tho county board aftor consider ing the Hand MeNally map question decides that if tho said Baud MeNally & Company desiros to soil iu this county, that samples bo furnished tho County Superintendent, nnd that the trustees make selections thorofrom? the County Superintendent to ordor the samo with other supplies. 44 Or that they send samples to bo paid for whon sold." I recommend that your board take similar action and notify Band Me Nally & Compauy that no nersonal canvass of school hoards will ho per mitted; and olso notify trustees that they shall not buy from agents, but may examiue tho samples in the ollicc of the county (superintendent, and upon their judgment order what they ?jeo lit. Very truly yours, John J. McMahan, Stute, Supt. of Education. Great Turkey Year.?Tho past season, though to trying on crops in most places, has been a very prosperous one for turkoy raisers. Wc hear of big (locks in all directions, wbcro the drouth prevailed. People in many places Wirite in about the some lan guage as tho following from a farmer in Southern Illinois: Thcro never has been, so far as I know, a better year than 1901 for tur key raising. Dry weather is ideally adapted to tho business. Wo lot our young turkeys go with their mothers throughoutfctho summer and tho other day they came up to tho barn lot in their original number. Tho roll call found none absent, strayed or stolon, and thoy aro as fat as butler balls. Thoy have been feeding on grasshoppers, bugs and other insects. I Of tho 210 which started out with .their mothers in the spring only fivo ' arc runts. They would bo all right j but for tho fact that they were injured at tho timo thoy wero taken from the chicken hous that hatched them out. Wo expect to make a handsome sum from our turkeys. Wo shall sell them to our local grocer if ho is willing to give a fair price. Wo don't owo him anything, so ho can't get the turkeys to adjust bills. Tho other day in Minnesota a man died and left in his will instructions to hiB executors to burn all his inoucy. lie did not want his heire to have the money and no doubt because bo loved it so, ho did not havo tho nervo to burn it himself. It will be charitable to think tho man was crazy. IIo was either that or tho most unparallclcl fool wo over heard of. A pleasant framo of mind truly, for n man to bo ^hunting off this mortal coil in. IIo must have been worso than the fabled dog in tho manger. IIo could no longer uso the money himself, so ho wanted it destroyed, and yet no doubt at his very door lived people, worthy people, who needed the very moans of living. Fortunately his executors woro lovel-headcd; thoy gavo tho money to his heirs. Capt. W. M. Francis, the popular conductor on tho Southern Railway, has been temporarily relieved of his duties as conductor and assigned to manage tho eating house recently opened by the Southern at Branchville. Capt. Francis has been in continuous service for twenty-six years and his friends are legion. William Prosloy, of Jackson County Alabama, as tho alleged result of a pro'ractcd sprco, lied in terror to the mountains, possessed of the hallucina tion that Masons wero bent on lynch ing him for botraying their secrets. The chamber of commerce of Hunts villo, Ala., has received information that Now York capitalists aio forming a 87,000,000 company to build fiom Alabama ono of tholargost trunk lines in the South. It is said that it will pay to keep some shoop for sorvico in tho orchard a'one. They oat the fallen fruit and so put an end to many depredating in sects. The shipments of pig iron, cast iron pipo and steel from Alabama and Tennessee during November aggregate 161,080 tons. Fruit trees roquiro to bo cultivated and prunod, but thoy will repay all caro and attention. The World's Greatest Fever Medicine. For>ll forms of fever take JOHNSON'S CHILL and WUVBIt TONIC. It is 100 times better than quinine and does in a Bingle day what slow qui nine cannot do in 10 days. It's splendid cured are in striking contrast to tho feeble cures made by quinine. COSTS 60 CENTS IF IT CURES. 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Goods shipped anywhere ii the State free of fioight. Wo arc ul ways busy. No dull days with us When in Columbia, come and sec at Anybody can show you the place EE-M Medicated Cigars AND EE-M Smoking Tobacco For iiBora of Tobacco Dint Buffer with Oft tarrli, A?thms, or Bronchitis. Woguaran tee an absolute and permanent cure 01 Catarrh and it Is tho only known remedy for Hay Wovor. If your druggist or grocer does not keep it, wrilo KK-M ( <>., Atlanta (In,, for Free Hample Trade supplie d by Carpenter Uro?'., Greenville, 8, C, or Crutchtleld & Tolhson. Hpar tanburg, 8. t IDLE MONEY. Wo nan ueo it for cotton. Will Bell ? limited numbor of our 7 per cent. cortM catea Interest payable Januniy and July. Tho beflt cuit.in mill investment offered Amouno to Ruit. No depreciation, lie dcon ablo on short notice Guaranteed by $50,000.00 pattl in capital. Kn mit direct ana on receipt of money we will mail corlillnalcs same any. MflNGBHVILJjB MBQ. CO., J. D. L11.R8, Pres. and Treae. FlngorvlHo. fl. C. MONEY TO LOAN On farming lands. Easy payments. No commissions charged. Borrower pays ac tual cost of p rfectlng loan. Interest 7 per cent un, acco ding to eoourity. J.sO. ? l'AIiMKlt A BON, Columbia, 8. ?. m < t'kat'8 ( Bend For Catalogue. Address W. H. Macfea OObljfeOM. V (oniolal Oourt Kteno Ooi ombia. 8. C V grapher,) President Columbia, Mnj k Laws E R. Passem-er boltedule in effect July 21, lOt'l. Subject to change without notice. KASTRUN STANDARD TIMK. Read Down. Head Up Leave. Arrive. Atlanta 8A L.7;45am 8 00 pm Athens.10 11am 5 2i pm Klberton ... ... ....11 Klam 4 iK pm Abbeville .12'23pm 3 15 pm Greenwood.12 48pm 2 48 pm Ar Clinton ....Dinner... 1 18pm 2 00 pm C. A \V. C. Leave. Arrive. Glenn Springs.10 00am 4 00 pm Spartan burg.11 45 8 10 Greenville.12 01 3 00 Waterloot .12 52pm 2 01 Ar Laurens.Dinner.. 1 10 l.v 1 38 No. G3 No. 62. Leave. Arrive Laurens.12 f>5pm 147pm Parks . 105 140 Clinton. 1 '25 1 25 Goldville. 1 37 1 12 Kinnrds. 141 1 05 (lary. 1 1!) 1 00 Jalapa. 1 54 12 55 Ncwbcrry. 2 Itl 12 42 Prospe rity. 2 '24 12 29 SliK?>?. .. .2 34 1*2 20 Little Mountain. 2 38 12 10 Chapin. 2 62 12 03 Hilton. 2 68 11 57 White Kock. 3 02 11 61 lialentine . 3 07 11 40 Inno . 8 10 11 40 Leaphart . 3 '22 11 33 Ar Columbia. 3 35 Lv 1120 No. 22 No. 85 Leave. Arrive. Laurens.OOOam (> 00am< Parks. (i 10 4 50 Clinton. 0 40 1 30 Gohtvillo.0 53 3 51 Kiuurds. 7 08 3 40 Oary. 7 17 3 31 Jalapa. . 7 '20 3 22 Ncwh. rry.H 00 3 00 Fronj.crity.H 25 2*2 Slighs . 8 42 2 02 Little Mountain .. . 866 150 Chapin.015 1 30 Hilton . 9 21 120 White Rock. 9 '20 1 21 Balontino.O 37 1 15 Irmo. 0 52 1 00 Leaphart .10 02 12 48 Columbia.10 3u 12 80 A. O. L. Lcavo Arrive Columbia. 3 45 11 10 Sumter. 4 56 0 40 vUiarleston. 8 10_7 Go tllarrls Springs, ?Daily except Sunday* Kor Kates, Tone Tables, or further in formation call on any Agent,or writo to W. O. Childs. I'rcsident. T. M. ICmruson, Trallic M 'gr. J. F. I.lviNOHTON, Kol. Ag't, Columhi.t, 3, O. H. M. ICmkp.son, Cen. Freight and Pan Benger Agt, Wilmington, N. 0. Oharlostoo and Westom Carolina R. R a UUI MIA AND asiibvillb HlIOHT i.INK In offect May 20. 1901. Lv Augusta.10 05 a 3 20 p Ar Greenwood.IS 15 p . ".Anderson. ... . 7 4? p " Laurens . l 85 p ?' Greenville. 8 25 p " Glenn Hprings ,. . 4 45 p " Spartanburg . 3 20 p ? Balnda. . . 6 38 p " Hondersonvlllo. 0 II p " Ashovllle . 7 15 p Lv Ashevlllo. 7 05 a " Hendersonville.. . . 8 05 ? ?? Flat Kock . H 15 a " 8aluda. h mi a. " Try on. 0 13 a ?? Spartanburg. 1)2 }? P m Glonn BpriDgfl....l. ? 00 p " Greenville. '?' 1 1 P " Laurent.??. '* 2? ? ?' Anncrsou. 7 2a a " Gr^enwo.'xl. i W p Ar Angusta. (> 20 P Lv Augusta. ?*> P Ar Allendale. I 42 p " Fairfax. J JW P 11 Yemwisee. ? M P ?? Beaufort. 6 60 p " Port Royal. 7 W i> " Bavaanuli . . " Charleston. Lv Charleston. Port Koyal . :? .u a Beaufort.... . 6 BO a Yeiuiuiee. (! 40 a Fahfax...... . 7 41 a All. mlv in. 7 6*2 a Ar Augusta. 1? 0" a Close connection at Greenwood for all ! points on 8. A. I., and 0. & G. Railway, and at Hpartanburg with Southern K> il way. For any ln'orrnatton relative to ticket* rates, schedules, etc., address W. J. Craki, Gen. PaM. Agent. '* K. M. North, Hol. Ag> Am T.M. Bh?hj>o