The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, March 02, 1897, Image 2
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LAURENS, S. O., Mar. 2,1897.
OUR SOLON'S.
It will be remembered (hat our Leg
islators deolined to work on tho 22d,
being most of the lot, "sons of the
revolution" in spirit, if not, In fact of
those who fought at King's Mountain.
Tuesday last there was much talk. An
amendment to the Dispensary law was
hotly dobated in tho House, the
amendment requiring liquors brought
into tho State for personal use to be
sent to the State chemist for analysis
?that no citizen should got under his
skin any snakobito stuff. Tho friends
of the measuro, some of them,bolstorcd
their position with tho argument that
tho Attornoy Gonoral had prepared
tho bill and tho Governor favored it,
while it was replied that tho Attorney
General had blundered and the Unltod
States Supreme Court had decldod
against him already on this question.
The brother who urged that tho Gov
ernor lavored a bill as a reason for its
passage Is a dangerous porson to be
loose- as if Congross wore told this or
that wero a good measuro becau?o
Grover Clovoland or Bill McKinley fa
vored it. There was much more such
stuff, but tho bill passed tho House.
It must take Its chances among tho
wlso men of tho other branch. On tho
samo day a debaio occurred In the
Senate on tho bill to limit tho hours of
employees on city rail-ways not cal
culated to olovatc our notions of tho
character of this body. The dobato
strongly savored of domogogism and
having a tainted socialistic flavor (al
ways provided ono don't fancy this
sort of thing.) Iloro too we take loavo
to observe that for ability thorc Is lit
tle room for comparison botwoon tho
two houses, tho Senate being far below
tho lower house, (If you will pardon an
Irishism.) A bravo effort was made
in the Sonato to roopon tho free pass
question, which failed. (The republi
cans in Congress and some democrats
threaten to abolish the civil ecrvlco
law that political pot house huckstors
may reward their henchmen.) There
Is no question but our legislators earn
the sympathy of our people They have
to look after tho sinking fund follows;
the dispensary gontry; soo that we
have good hard roads; elect able
Judgos add Senators; keep tho taxes
down; manage groat corporations and
a sight of other Important matters, as
well as to see that no man's dog Is
molested. It is surprising that a man's
friends will impose upon him such re
sponsible positions.
A.now office has been created?that
of Bank Examiner. A p-etty little
salary of $1,500 with $100 bosldes to
defray travelling oxpensos. Sometimes
when a lated traveller Is passing
through tho snows of Siberia tho hun
gr}' wolves cry from evory cave and
neighboring crovico. So candidates
from tho East and West and North and
South yelp for tho place. May tho
worthiest win. On Thursday much
speaking was had on thelnomotax
bill. It passed the House. We a?e sorry
for It, It will prove corrupting. It
cannot bo enforced fairly and equally,
j It will prove to bo a second Pathor of
Lies and fruitful of perjury and litiga
tion on constitutional grounds. It is
unequal. One man makos 30 bales of
cotton and 500 bushols of corn worth
?1,000 and has neither wlfo nor child.
_AnotherThakos 50 bales of cotton and
^B*J0 bushels corn, but has a wlfo and
ton children to support, but tho tax
gatheror gets him and eats him. The
whole system is against tho genius of
our people. At any rate the tcale
shou'd commence at $500, if at all.?
The following shows the schemo of
graduation as It loft tho Houso. (Arn't
you glad you are not rich)?
"A tax of 1 per centum on amount so
derived ovor and above $1,200 and up
to' $5,000; H per cent on $5,000 and ovor
f .and up to $7,500^ por cent on $7,500
and over and up to $10,000; 2* per cont
on $10,000 and up to $ 5,000; :i por cont
on $15,000 and ovor.
A tax on insurance companies has
passed and will becomo law. In this
case, It is tho other follows ox that Is
gorod?perhaps. But tho rate of In
surance will be raised, and still It Is
the quality of tiro to burn. Civilization
comes high, yet nobody wants to go
back to old times?a pot hook and pot
suspended from up tho chimney and a
corn dodger. Nover mind, civllp/ntlon
President Cleveland will be retired
to private life on the day after to-mor
row. It has been a question for several
years among the sentimentally given,
what should be done with our ox-Presi
dents, but with common sense people
the question has attracted little or no
concern. The real practical question
is how to get a.common sonso, honest
praotical President and what ho should
do while he holds that high and ro
sponsiblo office. Unlike Emperors,
Kings, and other potentates, who aro
nominal heads of Governmonts tho
President of these United States,
(which lately operates as a nationality)
has real powors for good or evil: how
ho bears tho scoptro Is of concern to
many millions of citizens, or subjocts
as tho caeo may bo; his Is not a barren
sceptre: but It is an Idle and vain
thought to look beyond tho occasion of
our Chief Magistrate laying down the
emblems of power and passing iuto
tho Stato of private citizenship. It is
however, a noble sentiment to speed
with fair words and courteous good
wishes tho faithful public servant as he
bids farewell to all hiB groat employ
ments. As one Southern man, a South
erner of Southerns,we desire to express
our very best wlshos for the happiness
of Grovor Olovoland as he lays down
his great ofilco--and to bospeak for all
his household continued blosslnjis. Tho
Southern people have not agrood with
Grover Clovoland in his administra
tive policies for tho last four yoars;
tboy have boon spiteful and angry In
expression; they aro hasty and have
tho hot blood of a Southern sun In
their volnsjbut they aro generous, and
loft to tholr cool reflections they aro
not vindictive and with tlmo to ro
lloct they will remombor Grovor
Olovcland as tholr frlond and political
redeemer. The Southern Statos from
Lincoln to Cleveland woro provinces,
and satrapies; with Cleveland thoy
woro restored to Statoheod and
equality with Ohio, Illinois and Penn
sylvania. A Southorn man now Is a
man, In the South, the East, on Boston
I Commons, in tho White House, In tho
Senate Chamber of this great govern
ment, Clovoland filled his Cabinot
and tho great places, at homo and
abroad, with tho proscribed chlvalr,
of the South; ho mado Gordon of
Georgia tho poor of Sherman of Ohio
and Rood of Malno. Cleveland Is a
groat man; great, that he resisted
tho clamors of partizans and stood by
his convictions of right. Tho lime must
soon como when he will bo cnshrlnod
in tho affections of the Southorn peo
ple. Glyo them tlmo. To Grovor,
Ruth and Esther, each a fair good
night. Wo aro not sentimentally con
corned as to what what may bo his
stato as an ox-Presldont. Ho can be
trusted without the sickly concern of
the sentimentally feoble.
Twenty throe Charleston Christian
ministers have signed an address to
Governor Ellorbe In tho Interest of
Chief Martin of tho Metropolitan Po
llco Force of that city. They say:
Dear Sir: Inasmuch as tho control of
tho police In Charleston is ono of the
duties of your office, wo desire to draw
to tho attention of your excollency some
Important facts In connoctlon with tho
same.
A careful roadlng of what follows
discloses several conclusions, but not a
slnglo "fact" that wo can discover.?
Indood, to our unsophisticated soul It
seems anomalous that tho clergy of
that city should be tho fore-front wit
nesses upon tho administration of tho
whiskey laws. Of course wo dare not
and would not controvert "conclu
sions." But good training and safety
advise,?"bo careful of your facts."
*
? ?
Otis Smith, the young man who has
boon arrested in Atlanta charged with
embezzling $10,000 says that ho could
not bo in tho swim of sa9sloty In that
city on $1,250, his salary. Ho had to
steal to hold his placo. That is, ho be
camo a thief to please tho fools. As a
perfumed loader of sasslety ho will
prove a success In tho Penitentiary
and thus ho will have led a check
ered career, (provided always that
convicts wear stripes In Georgia.)
**?
Tho Edgofiold Chronicle makes
plaint that no Edgeflold man Is on
Govornor E lerbc's staff and that pa
per contemplates with dismay that tho
crop of Colonels in that county is
threatened. In tender commissoration
wo suggest to Brother Bacon: send a
few good looking boys to rosldo tempo
rarily In Laurons, and wo undertake to
return thorn In good ordor and time
full Hedged Colonels.
*?*
Greece will probably bo squolchcd In
her attack upon Crete. The "Great
Powers" aro not yot ready and agreed
upon carving and sorving Turkey.
Pure
Blood means sound health. With pore,
rich, healthy blood, the stomach and di
gestive organs will be vigorous, and there
will be no dyspepsia. Rheumatism ond
Neuralgia will bo unknown. Scrofula and
Bait Rheum will disappear. With pure
Blood
Your nervea will be strong, and your sleep
sound, sweet and refreshing. Hood's
Barsaparllla makes pure blood. That la
why it oures so many diseases. That is
why so many thousands take it to cure
disease, retain good health and prevent
sickness and suffering. Remember
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Is the Ono Truo Blood Purifier. ?1; six for $&
., ???.?. cure Liver Ills; easy to
flood S PHIS take, easy to operate, ??o.
Coming Events*
Tho Jim Corbott and Fitzslmmons
event in tho West; the Bill McKinley
and Iianna incident at Washington.
After these tho-.
"Savo mo from my frionds" is but
ono way of saying that it is unfortu
nate to havo a fool as your spokesman.
Tho young law oillcor of tho crown in
this Statu has but llttlo discretion left
him but to litigate and fight with all the
woapons of tho law, when tho statutos
of the State arc attacked. Again it is but
customary, when a member comos
to tho Attorney General for asslstanco,
that that ofllcor should lick his bill Into
shape, as it were his own cub. But
whon it is announced in debate that
tho Attornoy General is tho author as
well as draughtsman of a bill already
substantially knocked in tho hoad by
tho Federal Supremo Court, it becomes
a nico question if that officer is not
closely related to tho champion of the
measure on tho floor of tho House.
Tho Robin, or red-breast, so popular
and regarded as a domostlc pet in
Northern regions, formerly visited us
at this season in gror4, flocks. Our
streot gamins indulged no poetry
about him,.but indulged tho sling shot
and mado a pot plo of this poetic mi
gratory songster. He no longer visits
these inhospitable regions, and possi
bly because tho china treo and the
osago orange of a half century ago
havo likewise disappeared.
Tho News and Courier was superior
to tho occasion, and showed splendid
talent in her portrayal of tho tho Big
Fleet's movements in the Charleston
harbor. And Charleston was more
than equal to tho situation, as she al
ways is, in her entertainment of her
distinguished guests.
The idea now is to oleotrify the soil
and thus make it, according to present
theory, many times more productive.
It will not be long before this myste
rious force will bo applied in cultivat
ing the crops, and to all mechanical
purposes. "Tho sun do movo."
William Jennings Bryan, the lato
standard bearer of tho democracy vis
ited tho IIouso of Representatives,
Washington, on Wednesday last and
was cordially greeted by Democrats
and Republicans.
t0f THE BIG FIRE SALE IS OVER AT DAVIS, ROPER & CO. ^rjf
SEE ADVERTISEMENT NEXT WEEK.
TO THE PUBLIC.
For the next Thirty Days
we will sell at cut prices:
Overoats, Blankets* Shawls,
jLaprobes, Wool Jeans and some
Job lots of Shoes.
J. R> MINTER & SON.
H. BALL
"INK, UUHENS
\ Tuesday*.
n
NOTICE
Of Settlement and Application
Jor Final Discharge.
Take notice that on the 318t day
of Mar. 1897, I will render a final
account of my acts and doings as
Administrator of the estate of Anna
E. Simpson, deceased, in the
office of Judge of Probate, for
Laurens county at 11 o'clock
A. M., and on the same day will
M>ly for a final discharge from
rust as such Administrator,
ocrsons having demands
'id estate will please pre
on or before that day
authenticated, or be for
P. SIMPSON,
Administrator.
|J All persons having accounts?
5 with us will call and settle same5
vat our office over J. R. Minter &J
11 Son's store. 5
ij Yours truly, W
i L. E. BURNS & CO., J
* Laurens, S. C.r#
All Liquors
bottled under the
Dispensary
"Red, White and Blue"
label are distilled and guaranteed by us. We have been
selling to the South for FORTY YEARS and we know
what you want. Ask your Dispensary for " Red, White
and Blue" label liquor and insist on getting it.
FREIBERG & W?RKUM, Distillert, ^
Lync^bUro, 0. Petersburoh, Ky. Cincinnati, O j
$14.88
(Old Price $21.00)
For an Oak Suit Furniture with Large German Bevel
Glass, Hand Carved (not Band sawed carving)
DELIVERED FREE AT YOUR DEPOT
-FOR
9 ?ays Opiy
SUNNY SOUTH STOVE.
S.M, &E.H.Wilkes&CO.
Frieght Paid.
House Furnishers
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