The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, December 01, 1896, Image 2
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rT. W, BALL, EDITOR.
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s LAURENS, S. Cm Deo. 1, 1896.
??Dead Game Sports."
A newspaper fails of its mission If it
Is not a chronicle and record of the
times. In the early days we had the
Olympic games in Greece of whloh
Jove in' his nearby habitation on
Olympus was the ohief patron. All
Greece was in the quadrennial con
test, historians, orators, dramatists,
and athletes contending for the vic
- tor's crown, usually a wreath of oak or
'laurel. In these civilized States the
great contests are just closing with the
charming Indian Summer days. The
'Kings and Queens of the turf have
just had their great test of spoed upon
the fashionable courses-and and are
laid up cow for the winter. In North
Carolina under the oaptalnoy of young
Prince Lorillard, son of tbre* Now York
Tobacco King, the fanoy setters and
pointers of the nation during the last
week were brought together by the
"dead game sports" and their noses
and heels put to the test. In old Ken
tucky the followers of the ohaso aro as
sembled from all parts of the land and
some half dozen ounning reynards aro
run down eaoh day to test tho speed of
the silver tonguod hound. A few eve
nings since Gentry, the fastest harness
horso In the world, was auctioned olY at
Madison Square Garden, New York,
(where Bryan spoke) before three
thousand Knickerbockers at 910,000, a
half dozen bands discoursing rioutous
music. All the same, our pigs aro
fattening and December will bring us
sausage.
The prospects of the Cuban pa
triots (sooallod) aro reported brighten
ing In this connection the South
Atlantic and Gulf Coast fortifications
are being brushed up. Those faots,
coupled with Consul General Lee's
visit to the States, backs the sugges
tion that President Cleveland will re
cognize Cuban Independence on Jan
uary 1st and thereupon Spain will in
stantly declare war against this Gov
ernment. In the tussle tho Spaniards
would loose Cuba and wo would fall
heir in the long run to sugar and to
bacco plantations of that "gem" of tho
Antilles. Sugar and tobacco fit In
nicely. Every man of us Southern
boys from the octogenarian to the fif
teen year old lad will answor to the
first tap of the drum and before you
can say Jock Robertson, Sing Owens,
George Moore, Quince WTlbor, John
B. Smith, Pink Blakeley, Ol Thompson,
Mase L?ngsten, Tom Crews, Jim Trayn
? ham, Ben Lanford, Bob Fowler, Dr.
Cox, Treasurer Mock, < 'apt Goggans,
Wade Anderson, Wade Henderson,
Billy MoOlintock, Lafayetto Teague,
Thad Teague, Thomas McCoy, Bob
Cunningham, Jno. Shaw, tho scribbler
Of this article, John W. Little, Aaron
Wells and a hundred others will be
full scholars on Uncle Samuel's Pension
Bolls. So, just let them come, If you
please. Mr. Cleveland, oan feel mighty
easy over the situation. Tho old boys
and the lads aro mighty easy in this
latitude. We want tho sugar, the to
bacco and tho pensions. The sooalled
*!gem" we count as good as ours. Our
good friends the plutocrats of the East
we give notice now are not to bo in It.
Cuba is our meat.
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No Kissing Glasses.
Rrisel (republican) Is elected Gover
nor of North Carolina over Watson
(Dem.) "What the Governor of North
Carolina said to tho Governor of South
Carolina; "It is time to take drinks."
Ellerbe can't stand this. Civilities
are off for two years. Populism did it.
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The Rev. Dr. S. J. Barrows, editor
of the Ohristlan Register, of Boston,
who has been elected to Congress,
speaks modern Greek, and at a recent
meeting of Greeks in Boston spoke to
them in their native tongue.?News
and Courier.
It will be "Greek" to tho South
Carolina delegation and "don't you
forgot it."
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A State Beporter interviewed Gov
elent Ellerbe and as to his policy he
say s that, he will look to tho developc
ment ot the resources of the State and
thereby reduoo taxation; and look to
uniting and bringing togethor the
white people of the State. In these,
aspirations tho good people of ail fac
tions will heartily second him.
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Our "war dogs," Seoretary Lamont
and Gen. Miles, favor an inorease of
the standing army. This is absurd.?
Every fellow who has a Hen on his
orop or a bank note maturing will rush
,^to the front. Such a host hasn't mus
tered since Xerzes.
Charles F. Crisp, son of the laid
Speaker has been nominated to All
the unexpired term in Congress occa
sioned by his father's death. Ho is
twenty-six years old. This is a grace
' ful tribute to his father's memory.
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Tom Watson of the Georgia Bar
burnt his law books and went into
politics. Ho has been burnt in poll
' tics and gone back to the law.
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Gov-eleot Ellerbe went last week to
Augusta and it is suggosted that, he
might have stopped at Trenton, Sena
tor Tlllman's home.
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The campaign Is still very lively?in
Colorado.
To Care a Cold la one Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All Druggists refund the money
if it fells to Cure. 26c.
sale by the Laurone Drug Com?
Specify.
The Yorkvlllc Enquirer la a re
liable newspaper on questions of fact
and by what mischance the following
paragraph crawled Into its columns, we
cannot explain:
"Our gold standard friends, who,
some weeks ago. were promising a, rise
in the price of cotton in the event of
tho election of McKinley, are now
hedging by asserting that if Bryan
had been elected the price would havo
been lower. Just how this would have
been, of course, we are unable to say;
but confronted with the error of judg
ment as to tho election of Mr. McKin
ley, we think we have a right to infer
that our friends were equally wrong In
their predictions as to what would
haVe followed the eleotlon of Mr.
Bryan."
What gold stanndard "friend" pre
dicted a rise in the price of cotton?
Answer!
The gold standard advocates dis
tinctly aid not predict that the elec
tion of MoKlnloy would improve tho
Erioe of agricultural products. They
eld that Ft would provent a panic.
The price of cotton is only a very
slight degree dependent on the course
of politics anyhow.?Charleston Post.
When the people of the South havo
learned that the prico of all products,
agricultural and mcohanlcal depond
upon supply and demand, they will
have made a largo advance towards
solving the problem of prosperity. "Wo
need other hundred Industries to make
a prosperous South. Fortunately for
the cotton planter to-day there are
hundreds of thousands colored labor
ers employed othorwlso than In cotton
Holds. Mechanical contrivances arc
cheapening cotton. Eduoate your sons
and they will not have to compote with
tbo oheap labor employed by your
neighbors.
Colonel Johnson said last night that
if MoKinlov gavo prosperity, he
thought the froo silver Issue would bo
dead for 1900, but on tho other hand,
if tho present bard times continues to
exist, then Bryan four years hence
Would be the Democratic leader and
sweep tho country.?The State.
But tho trouble lies right hero,
' don't you know:" Oar friends Tho
State and Joe Johnson have demon
strated beyond peradventuro that
without free silver prosperity can't
come. Debate is out of order.
It must be noted that irrefutable ar
gument and logic cannot be overcome
by faots, however they may bo. Our
friends if they don't watch, will find
themselves In tho case of the physi
cian who proved that his patient
couldn't die, although ho had been de
cently burled and his heirs were en
joying his estate.
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I DANGEROUS ?
but not more so than the quickly
advancing diseases caused by
bad blood 1 More people 'die
from failure to take simple
Shealthful precautions than from ?
lawless people. The first sign V
f> may be a weak, tired feeling, f?
9 lack ot energy, dizziness or 9
?j headache. DON'T neglect that ft
5? sign t It's easier to prevent than 9
/; cure. Get at once f?
0 Da. CLARK JOHNSON'S 2
\ INDIAN I
BLOOD I
1 SYRUP J
'< It's the best blood remedy. It's a 2
y cure, not for a day or a week, but %
?v a ptrmanmt cure, prompt and k
S sure. Over ao,ooo,ooe bottles J
% I
2 50c per bottle; all druggists. j?
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List of Lottere
Remaining in the Post Office at Lau
ren*, S. C, unclaimed, for the week
ending Nov. .10, 1896.
A?Arnold, MissLindie; Abrams, J R.
B-Balt, Miss Elizer jBlaekstock, Char
les : Bailey, James; Bylet, B; Barnes,
Miss Beulah.
C?Campbell, Mrs. Mill; Connor,
Corley
D?Dendy, Miss Carrie; Dendy, Miss
Lilie.
F?Farrow, Enine.
H? Hall, Henry; Hicks, O G.
J?Johnson, Dave; Jackson, Mies
E'en; James, Jerman: Johnson, J V.
M?Martin, J A; Mills, Miss Alice;
M aguire, A W.
8?Simpson, Master Albert; Stranp,
0 0.
T?Tuck, Miss LUa; Thompson, T G;
1 -'inpiston, Miss Cannie.
W?Whilley, ft M: Watson, J R ; Wil
son, E'in: Walker, W Ji Winn, John;
V'ilsou, Miss Lhszie: Wilson, John;
V'dshington, Miss Lizzie; Wheeler, D C.
FOg THE WEEK ENDING NOV. 23.
A?Anderson, E E>
B?Bui lard, D S; Brand, L M; Balen
tino, George.
D?Dillard, Miss Laura.
F?Farloy, L E.
G?Gines, Miss Gonoy, or Olnveys,
Miss Gsnia; Garrett, 8 M; Goodman,
SJfei Emmie.
H?Hunter, H H.
K?Killingsworth, W; Kennedy, J S;
King, II. \
L?Liggon, Jos8o; Linch, Tom.
M?Moslv, Miss Mamie; McBlIntook,
McCoy, Miss Dora.
S?Smith, Robert.
T?Thompson, Miss Mollle.
W?Warton. J L\ Williams, Ed; Wil
liams, John; Woming, Miss Cerilla;
Wilson, Calvin?2; Williams, Jane.
Persons calling for any of abovo let
ters will please say, "They aro adver
tised." T. B. Cnsws. P. M.
J. K. MINTEB & SON'S LOCALS.
Our stock of Hats and Caps has just
boon replenished and orabracos some
beautiful styles and best value.
J. R. Mfntor Sc Son.
Extending thanks to onr many friends
a id customers for patronage, we now of
fer to the public a largo and well-select
ed stock of clothing, slides and hats.?
Many of them home directly from (bo
factory, ..ml can and will bfl old as low
any goods of same qnality in South
roll n a. i
J. U. MlNTER &fcQ>
Cures
Prove the merit of Hood's Bai-saperilla ? poet
ttve, perfect, permanent Cures*
CureS ot scrofula In severest forms, like
goitre, swelled neck, running sores, hip
disease, sores In the eyes.
Cur?S of Salt Rheum, with Its Intense itching
and burning, scald head, tetter, etc.
Cures of Bolls, Pimples and all other erup
tions due to impure blood.
Cures of Dyspepsia and other troubles where
a good stomach tonic was ueeded.
Cures of Rheumatism, where patients were un
able to work or walk for weeks.
Cure* of Catarrh by expelling the Impurities
which cause and sustain the disease.
Cures of Nervousness by properly toning and
feeding the nerves upon pure blood.
Cures of That Tired Feeling by restoring
strength. Send for book of cures by
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
To 0.1. Hood & Co., Proprietors, Lowell, Mass.
, . ~~71 r%m are the best after-dinner
llOOU S Fills pills, aid digestion. 2Ce.
Pianos and Organs.
McCord will soli you a first-class
'iano or Organ cheaper than any
other dealor. lie has the State agoney
Tor tho loading manufactures, and no
oxpenso; common sense would say, if
you wish to save money, buy from Mc
Cord. These Pianos and Organs are
moth and mouse proof.
L. A. McCORD,
Laurens, S. C.
Real merit is bound to win. "It's
made of pig iron" and made to cook?
or wo are badly fooled?Sunny South
.Stove.
S M. & E, H. Wilkos & Co.
We aro going to pay the freight.
Foe if you can lind S. M. & E. H.
Wilkes & Co.'s advertsemonb in this
paper. Do you consider $14.88 a bar
gain?
Winning new laurels overy day?
Sunny South Stove Sold only by S. M.
& E. II. Wilkes & Co. We pay the
freight.
Watch It grow, S. M. & E. H. Wilkos
& Co.'s trade. Soven years ago It was
an infant. To-day it is in young man
hood. 'Continue to watch it grow and
ask them tho reason.
Veterinarian.
I will mako Laurens my home
horenfter, and can be found at Chil
li ress' Stablee, where I will be pleas
d to serve the public In my capa
city as Voteriuarlan Surgeon. I
make specialties of Castrating
Kidgllng Horses and Old Stallions,
r moving fungus growths, warts,
('i morn, cte.
M. F. KENELEY.
Nov. 9, 1896-lf
TA5TELESS
CHI LbL
TONIC
I8JU8TA8COOD FOR ADULTS.
WARRANTED. PRICE 60 cte.
o Ai. ATi a , Ills., Nov. 10,1803.
Paris Medicine Co., 8t. Louis, Mo.
Genttomen:?Wo sold last year, 600 bottlos ol
GltOVK'8 TASTKLKSS CHILI, TONIC and havo
boiiRht threo ri-ods already this year. In nil our cx
pcrlouco of 14 yonrs. In tho drop business, h:ive
ne ver sold an article thu&gavo such universal satlu
fftOUon as your Tonic. xours truly,
Auxr y. CAnn &cc
Gold no euro no pay, by Hill & Martin,
B. F. Pjosey and Laurona Drug Co,
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Condensed Sehedul? In PJ?Vol
NOV. 1S| 1800.
"P/' p. 9?. "A," a. m.
Trabis 0 and in carry elegant Pullman
sleeping care between Columbia And AsliOyUlo.
Mi route dally botween Jacksonville ondolnoTn'
tmti. .
Trafos leave Bpnrtanburtr, A. & O. division,
forthbound, 6:42 a. m., 8:47 p. m., .0:18 p. m..
Vostlbulo Limited)! southbound 13:20 a. n?..
15 p. m.. U:87 n. m., (Vestibule Limited.)
Trains fonvo Oroonvlllo, A. and O. division,
forthbound.6:45 n. m., 2:81 p. ra. and 5:00 p. m.,
Voatlbuled Limited): southbound, 1:20 a. nv,
:80 p. m., 12 ?88 p. m. (Vostlbulod LI mi tod),
en 111. Service
,^p)i.1,,naQJ?a,flc0 olooplng c?ra on Trains85and
6?, 87 and 88, on A. and C. division.
W. H. ORB?N, J M. CJULP
Qon. ftuporintondont, Tiofuo M'g'r,
W, A. TURK. 8. H. HAKLWIOkT
Gon. Pass, Ag't, As'tOon. Pass. Ag t.
v Washington, p, p. _Atlant?, Q%,
DR. W. h. BALL.
dentist,
OFFICE OVSA NATIONAL BANK, LAURENS
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Poor Quality
Has Wings
and flies away almost
before you've paid for it. It pays to
pay a little more money for a shirt,
a hat, a tie, or any article, and get
something good. It will last twice as
long, look twice as well, and give ton
times more satisfaction than the cheap
article. For just how little money
good quality may be had, you will know
if you come here.
DAVIS A, ROPER.
"Famous" Clothing,
Hat and Shoe Store.
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AMONG THE
46-inch Fancy Black French Satarra, $1.00
38-inch Fancy Black French Crepon, .90
45-inch Black French Henriettas, .... .75
36-inch 44 '? " .60
45-inch All-wool Black Clay Diagonal, .50
50-inch Black Storm Serge,.50
36-inch All-wool Black Serge,.25
36-inch All-wool Black Flannel,.25
IN COLORED FRABRICS.
45-inch All-wool French Serge,.50
36-inch Henriettas,.20
A full line Knickerbocker and Boucle eftects
from 25 cents up at
W. G."Wilso*> or Co.
Laurens, S. C, Nov. 28th, 1896.
All Liquors
bottled under the
Dispensary
"Red, White and Blue"
label are distilled and guaranteed by us. We have been
selling to the South for FORTY YEARS and we know
what you want. Ask your Dispensary for " Red, White
and Blue"' label liquor and insist on getting it.
FREIBERG & WORKUM, Distillers,
Lynchdurc, O. Petersburgs Ky. Cincinnati, O
NEW FIRM 1
NEW STORE!
NEW GOODS
Arriving Daily and Will
be sold at
ROCK BOTTOM PRICES
for
SPOT CASH.
J. R. Mintkr & Son.
WOMAN'S
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KN, who hold the purse strings, often deprive women of articles
of inestimable value. The wife pleads with her husband for
a Piano or an Organ, which is tenfold more essential fhan the
cigar and other luxuries in which he indulges. The daughter
asks father, or guardian, to buy an Instrument to enable her to
cultivate that beautiful talent, music. Does any sane man not
relize this a reasonable right to plead and ask for? Reflect a minuto !
Think of the means expended for instruction, and the many tedious
hours employed in practice by wife and daughter, and of their glowing
anticipations subsequently to be realized.
Now, father, husband, or guardian, arc you going to blast all
these bright anticipations by denying them of this merited right?simply
the gift of a Piano or an Organ ?
Give your wives and daughters their merited rights in the home,
which is 44 Woman's Kingdom," then she will cease to clamor for politi
cal suffrage. Don't plead inability when such liberal terui6 and prices
are available.
My prices are right, terms easy, and qualify of Instruments un
surpassed.
If you desire prices and catalogues, please write me a letter or
postal card, and same will have prompt attention.
I challenge any house in America to do better for you, as I repre
sent the Manufacturers, have no Jobbers to pay, and can save you
Agent's commission. Old Pianos and Organs taken at fair value in
exchange for new ones. ,
YOURS FOR PIANOS AND ORGANS,
i M. A. JIALQN7. Columbia, S. C.
Can you use one of these Rattan Rockers?
[come and ask us what it is worth.
Write us or5
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With constant use and all kinds of abuse they've
stood the test of being the best, and to-day many a Sunny
South Stove hah brought happiness to many a home.
Sold only by
S. M, & E. H. W?kes & CO.
FULL KEYBOARD, With 84
Letters and Characters.
Price $35. Weight 6 ibs
You tlirow money away If you pay
moro than f.n for a typewriter. Years of
Morvlcow has proved tho "Blick" to bo su
perior to any $100 machine. fSond lor a
sampled I he work snd compare. Gqusl
a to any of the High Priced Machines in
* Capacity and quality and work, and Ex
cols tiiehi all in Convenience. Catalogue
and samples of work sont freo on appli
cation .
K. M. TURNER,
General Southern Agent, - 41 N. Broad Street, Atlanta, Ga.
9143 E, Main St. Richmond, Va.
Shields' Mats.
These Hats arc Guaranteed, and wc have the prettiest and most
Complete line ever shown in the South. Our prices arc ri^lit, don't you
forget. The above cut shows our G3 cents "Gents Tourist" on the latest
block, up-to-date. Get our pitces on Hats and wc will sell you your
Hats.
Just received some matchless Bargains in
Furniture, Stoves, Tin, 4* lass and
Crockery Ware, Sewing
Machines, Pictures.
Hats, Caps, Sloes and Clothing, Umbrellas, Big Job in Hosiery
and Notions, Stationery, Watches, Jewelry, Trunks, Vuliscs, Etc.
Look and Live! Dollars and Cents in your pocket and sense in
y <ur head.
Thanks for past favors and solicit your future patronage,
Yours for Favors,
L A l! n v u
Dry Goods, Notions, Etc.