The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, August 11, 1896, Image 2
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W.W.B AM*,
Proprietor.
LAURENS, 8. C. Aug. 11, 1800.
Jt la now apparont that thoro will bo
ro Democratic tlckots In the field?a
>ld Bug ticket in Opposition to the
fryun and Watson?Bryan and Sowall;
toKlutey and tho other half do/on
tokets now on and fast coming on tho
ipls. Each ticket will claim that
telr's is tho only true and genuino.
fom Watson was groatly potted in
State some four years ago?but it
>nds now entirely on whothor Till
lot him drop, as a hot potato. As
'illman stood it out in Chicago and
>inod In tho nomination of an East
?n Gold Bug, it Is probable that ho
111 let Watson alono and abide by tho
Itlon of tho Chicago braves. It all
[spends on tho Tillraan cuo. Yes
tero will bo two socallod Democratic
jiokota. Every man in theso times sots
)p his own ntandard of Democracy. It
tho samo thing with tho Ropubll
fans. Toller pulled out from tho Re
publicans followed by a large aggre
gation of stockholders in tho Colorado
?pother silver mining industries.?
'Illman doolarod his intention to pull
tut unless he got tho platform ho
vantod. So tho theory of ovory man
n the country sotting up a party of
tie own with standards and tests of'
lis own is authoritatively established,
'ho weather remains torrid, it is a
food thing to cultivate the shade, a
loket made to hand saves trouble and
io The Advertiser is content to
swallow Bryan and that gold bug down
I Castor from Maine with all his sins
iipon his head. This mullpllclty of
tickets shall not confuse us. Tom Wat
I ion we walvo asido as a piece of im
mrtlnonco and Wall Stroot might as
well go to the bow wows. To toll tho
Inmost straight truth about It: The
Advertiser and Its roadors aro
mighty Indepondont these days and
not so full of patriotism; wo have suf
fered; have stood a doal; It is clear that
we aro to wait for prosperity; wo arc a
small oloment in the mighty aggrega
tion making up tho glorious union; and
I are loyal to tho Idoa of not assuming
itoo much responsibility to hold back
the country from entering into the
jaws of destruction. Make up your
minds, gontlo roadors, to voto for tho
Bryan collection and wait rosults.
Of course Wo will all bo happy still?
for wo havo a glorious collection to
choose from in the grand array
?presenting themselves for our sut
fragoB?vote as wo ploase wo can't
make a mistake ? tho State is
'.bound to be prosporous-?" we'll bo gay
and happy still." The President, the
Cabinet, tho Senate, tho House, the
Army, tho,Navy, tho Monroe Doctrine,
Cuba and all tho rest. We aro safo in
old Carolina.
A Stato is hard to defino?and what
is called State pride is a foolish sug
gestion. A Stato if mado up of its popu
lation is not a thing of longer than a
moment?as tho inhabitants aro not for
a moment Identical. The present occu
pants of tho Stato arc cortainly not to
be held responsible for tho sins and
.Short comings of a contary back?
although it is noi, infroquont to brag
or 'cluster about ancestral achieve
ments. Thoso barbarians that Caezar
found in Britain little ubovo brutish
beasts and unablo to protect them
selves against Invasion, woro our an
cestors. Wo aro led to these reflec
tions by tho tone of comment of our
press upon tho alleged low tone of the
campaign now progressing in our State.
No man can be hold responsible for
their short coming. Fifty yoars from
this and you will not be part of It. So
let us all tako a philosopical viow and
resolve to bo happy. How much of tho
glory of Hayno, Calhoun, McDufllo and
the rest of tho good and grcnt esch
one of us can claim, amounts to little.
We are in a philosopical mood this
morning. Wo aro only hinting to thoso
people who think that tho planetary
system will got out of joint If tholr
men aro not choson Govornors and
Senators.
**?
It is announcod that Hanna will
raise his millions for campaign pur
poses out Of tho fat manufacturers,
.without troublo.
It is further announced that tho
Democrats will havo a hard timo to
get the raonoy to brlbo the necessary
number of votors. What a commen
tary upon tho honosty of tho citizon
ship of this great country of Washing
ton and Jefferson! An English states
man doolarod that ovory man had his
price. Tho secret fund of every ad
ministration is an important item in
jradgeti
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s
^ent oxamplcof high officials
do Seeking high office, ac
3h other and boing accused
Ts that belong to tho lowest
Jfstorsand tricksters would disgrace
rfiomo people. Thoro has been nothing
like It in this State. You will blush
for shame to hear these accusations
made.
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r S S
? The State Disponsary ordered four
thousand barrels of whiskey on Wed
\ nesday last. Many car loads of beer,
wine and ico were ordorod at tho same
time. The latter will sober us up after
the 26th of August.
%?
, McLaurin was sent to Ohio to meet
.Congressman Horr on the hustings. In
reporting the event ho copies Ceasar's
famous dispatch veni, vidi, viel. Tho
Boy Orator, note you.
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The sound money men will hold a
Convention in Indinapolis and nomluste
a ticket. We think thi? well?as it will
take votes from McKinley.
Orangoburg.
It wo* a record breaking mooting at
that groat stronghold of reform,
Orangeburg. Indeed it was. Volun
teers to manage the mooting laid down
laws to govern the debate, to tho ef
fect that np personalitlos should bo
used by tho speakers. This capsized
the whole thine?thoro was nothing
left?you have heard of Hamlet with
out tho Prince. All the same the
managers got there?they wore mostly
Whitman's "pap-suckers" and there
was much fun. As each speaker
closod, theso gentlemen took tho mat
ter of "personalities" in hand and pro
pounded sundry questions involving
only tho character, record and hon
esty of tho aspirants. Every mothers
son except their favorites wore put on
tho dofonsivo by a line of thumb screw
ing interrogatories. Thoy did and
they didn't?they wanted all clean?
thoy loaded down tho mooting with
filth. Indood, this is an ago of educa
tion, but tho ages to come will stand
amazod when thoy read backwards
upon the Orangoburg record of last
Tuesday. May wo not tako unto our
paralizod souls the flattoring unctioh
that tho mouthy spokesmen for
Orangoburg In her groat assemblies
are a bakors dozen of solf-constitutod
loaders, and wo trust that wo can.?
Sampson was shearod of his locks.?
Eliminate tho indictments of tho can
didates themsolvos and tho debato is
tho vacuum which nature, abhors. We
entortain a dreary hopo that tho Snells
and Jonos will not run tho thing for
ever. But we are not hopeful. Hero
is a sample of the Orangoburg debato
from tho report by the "Stato" now
tho leading Frco Silver organ of South
Carolina. Hpre, hero, hero, and with
.many misgivings:
"Thoro wcro many interruptions, in
which Bill Snell and Jim Jones were
leaders. Snell disliked so much talk
about papsuckcrs. Ho was no pap
sucker, ho never had boon but bo would
considor a conversation ubout liquor
much more Interesting.
Jones having harassed Whitman
further, the candidato told him his
brains woro in his heels. When tho
chairman mildly romonstratcd with
Jones tho lattor retorted: "God?d d-n
him, ho has been abusing our men all
over tho State, but ho can't do any
thing in Orangoburg."
Thcro woro frcquont erl?s for Ellcr
bo, and Whitman said: "I havo never
said that Tillman was a liar as Ellorbo
has said when ho wont about the Stato
crying because Tillman gavo tho gub
ernatorial applo to Johnnio in 1804.
Snoll?What about this dlsponsary?
Whitman?I. think it tho biggost
humbug God Almighty's sun over
shone on. At thoso campaign meet
ings thoy claim to bo closod, but the
back doors are open to your howlers.
Whon Whitman repeated his saying
about his having a "littlo bread and a
plonty of butter; that his bread was
time and his butter truth, but it was a
Goshcn butter and did not go rancid,"
Jim Jones remrked, "You smell
rancid."
Ho also asked Whitman who was
paying his expensos. The candidate
replied ho was paying thorn himself
and had tho brains to mako money.
Jones advised him to go home and
savo his money.
Whitman said Ellorbo was supported
by only one paper in the State?The
News and Courier.
A Voice?Knock him oil tho stand,
Mr. Chairman."
?
The Hon. George D. Tillman has beon
chosen Chairman of the Board of Trust
ees for Clemson College. Ho favors a
Professor of dancing and teaching tho
boys to "trip it on the light fantastic,'
as John Milton puts It. If so then
Winthrop should havo a like attach
ment as tho boys will need partners.?
This is a campaign of education. We
aro not quarreling with "Uncle
Georges" ideas.
Reading a book
Won't tell you about your health.
Ask your neighbor what he and
his family took last Spring when
they felt so miserable, so tired
out. He will tell you
Dr. CLARK JOHNSON'S
INDIAN
BLOOD
SYRUP
the standard family remedy for
30 years for Malaria, Chills
and Fever, Lassitude, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, and all Blood Dis
eases. A magic beon to tired
mothers and puny childr.cn. It
has cured thousands, will cure
you. Nothing new about it; no
trial remedy; no temporary ij$
stimulant. It docs the work %5>
thoroughly, honestly, and it's
"easy to buy," "easy to take."
50c. per bottle; ell druggists. ||
NOTICE.
The law requires all streams in
Laurens Oounty to be cleaned of
all obstructions in the month of
August of each year.
R. P. AD AIR,
County Supervisor.
NQTIGE
Any person having busines s with tho
County Supervisor, I will bo In the
office on Monday of eaoh woek between
Incipient Rottenness*
Tho Chester Dispensary is reported
sho.t?not of the ovorjoyful but of $700
of the peoples money.
?s
Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
Tho Country flzzos?Cleaveland fish
es.
* ? *
Wo must per fo;co follow tho load of
and be governed by Jones and Snoll.
The sins of forty generations must bo
upon us.
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Tho question of tho hour: Shall
?owall withdraw or bo withdrawn in
favor of Tom Watson? Why don't thoy
ask Tillman?
The Campaign Meeting*.
Tho following aro tho campaign
meetings yet to bo held:
Spartanburg, Tuesday, August 11.
Oreonvlllo, Wodnosday, August 12.
Pickons, Thursday, August 13.
Oconce, Friday, August 14.
Anderson, Monday, August 17.
Abbeville, Wednesday, August 10.
Union Meeting.
The Union of the Fourth and Fifth
Sections of tho Reedy River Associa
tion will moot with the Cross Hill Bap
tist Church on Saturday before tho 5th
Sunday in August.
Programme
10.30?Devotional Exorcisesconducted
by J. Pi May. Alternate, C. K. Halo.
Qiery?What are our obligations to
the Orphanago work at Greenwood?
J. M. Culbertson, Rev. J. W. Blanton,
G. C. Riser and Rov. II. Fowler.
Quory?Is Baptism, bv immersion, es
sential to obedience? Or, is there any
other scriptural mode??M. B. Crisp,
Rev. D. A. Swindler, Frank Ramage,
Rev. B. F. Corley.
Query?Are wo, as Baptists, laboring
as we should for the dissemination of
Baptist doctrine??J. B. Whitmlro, W,
P. Turner, J. H. Boyd, W. P. Brown.
Hat Queries.
Sunday, 10.30?Sunday School Ad
dress?J. M. Culbertson, Rov. B. F.
Corley.
11 A. M.?Sermon?Rev. D. A. Swin
dler.
R. C. Wallach,
Clerk.
Women who are woak and ner
vous, who have no appetite und
cannot Hlcep, And strength and
vigor in Hood's Sarsaparilla.
List of Lottors
Remaining in tho Post Office at Lau
rens, S. C, unclaimed, for tho week
ending Aug. 10, 1896.
A?Allen, Wm.
D?Uendy, J C Y: Dom at, Henry.
L?Little, Harry.
M?Mahaffey, Miss Ella*. McKnight,
C D; McAdams, D M; Matthew, Rov.
William.
P?Powers, W H,
R?Rackly, L G.
S?Stoole, John; Shell, Larkan.
FOR THE WEEK ENDING AUO. 3.
A?Adams, C B.
H?Boman, J H; Benson, Will.
C?Cunningham, N S.
F?Flshor, N A.
G-Gardner, W S.
L?Long, Rev. H.
H?Hamonds, Mrs. Eller.
K?Keitt, Miss Emma.
L?Lilliwood, M J; Lay, Miss Marthia.
R?Rountree, Thomas; Robertson,
Mrs. Maggie; Russell, R L.
W?Watkins, Warren.
Persons calling for any of above let
tors will please say, "Thoy are adver
tised. T. B. Okbws. P. M.
Then Ho'll Ii? Mossed.
Tonant?I toll you, sir, wo enn't stand
It any longer. That janitor you'vo got
bosses ovory ono in tho flats!
Landlord?Well, I don't think you will
havo reason to complirin muph longor.
"Thon you nrogoiug to dlsolmrgohlaif"
"No; I'vo nnrangert with him to got
ruurrlou."?Y onkersfctatesmaa.
Night Air In Towns.
It Is a m*6tnko to supposo night air In
towns in unhealthy. In most oasos it Is
purer between 10 o'olook at night and 0 In
tho morning than in any othor part of the
34 hours. It is benofloinl to sleep with
tho window open four inches from the top
und the door tightly oloscd.?Exchange.
Damp, Moist Hands.
A good remedy for dump, moist hands
is four ounces of onu do cologno and half
au o?nco of tlnoVuro of belladonna. Kub
tho hands with a few drops of this Eovorul
times a day.
Mystified.
Mrs. Kipplo?I hear Mrs. Joblots is a
homoopathlst.
Mrs. Whipple?Sho may bo, but whon
over I call thoro I nover find hor at homo.
?-Vanity.
Wounded 1 WO Women.
Detroit, July 0. ? T. H. Otton, a
drunken horsoshoer, shot his wifo, tho
bullet lodgiug in hor shoulder, and also
shot Mrs. Hcmry Dcsrulssoaux, at whose
house Mrs. Otton had boon staying, she
having loft her homo on account of hor
husband's dissipatod and dangorous
habits. Mrs. Dcsrulssoaux was snot in
the nbdomon. Both women will prob
ably recover._
Want^^leaiiSsi
Protect your Ideas; they may bring you wealth.
Write J?IIN WBDDKKIIURN Sr. CO., Patent Attor
neys. Washington, I). <:., for tholr $l,Hf) urlso offer
and list of two hundred Inventions wanted.
NOTICE
?TO?
Road Overseers.
You are horeby ordered to call
out your hands and work the
Roads, as the law requires, by tho
15th day of August, 1896.
By order of the County Board.
R. P. ADAIR,
Supervisor.
I nitron i, S. C, July 16, '96-4t
South Carolina College.
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Session begins September 30. Ton
regular Courses, with Diplomas, special
Courses, with Certificates. Board, $8 a
month. Well appointed Laboratories,
Chemical, Phvslcal, Biologioal, etc.
Gymnasium. Total necessary expenses
for tho year exclusive of travoling and
clothing), from $123. to $163. Women
admitted to all Classes.
I'or further infownation, catalogue,
ate, address the President,
r James Woodhow.
Ia what gives Hood's Sarsaparilla its great
popularity, its constantly increasing
sales, and enable* it to accomplish its
wonderful and unequalled cures. The
combination, proportion and process
used in preparing Hood's Sarsaparilla
are unknown to other medicines, and
make Hood's Sarsaparilla
Peculiar to Itself
It cures a wide range of diseases because
of its power as a blood purifier. It acts
directly and positively upon the blood,
and the blood reaches every nook and
corner of the human system. Thua all
the nerves, muscles, bones and tissues
come under the beneficent influence of
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Tho One True Mood Purifier. ?1; six for 95.
u -i? rktii c,,r0 UW Ills; easy t?
flOOd S PHIS take, easy to operate. 260.
State of South Carolina,
County of Laurkns.
Court of Common Pleas.
Copy Summons for Relief.
J. Aaron Byrd, Plaintiff against Caroline
Bvrd, Mansie Hays, llonry Byrd, John
YV.Byrd, George Bvrd, Lou Sullivan,
Julia Hy rd, Sallie Mosoley and Albert
Hyrd, Dotonduuta.
To the Defendants Caroline Bvrd, Maggie
Hays, Henrv Bvrd, .lohn W. Byrd.Geo.
Byrd, Lou .Sullivau, Julia Byrd, Sallio
Moseie.y and Albert Hyrd.
You are hereby Bummonod and roqulred
to answer tho complaint in this action,
which was this day tiled in the office of
the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas,
for the said County, and to sorvo a copy
of your answer to the said complaint on
tho subscribers at thoir office at Laurens,
LHurons Co., S.O., within twenty days af
ter tho service hereof, oxcluslvoof tho day
or such service; and if you fail to answor
tho complaint within the time aforesaid,
the Plaintiff in this actiotf will apply to
tho Court for tho rollet' demanded iu tho
complaint.
Dated June 13th, A. 1)., 181)0.
J. II. WHAHTON,O.O.O.P.
. By W. A. Whaktoic,
Deputy.
JOHNSON it RICHKY,
Plaintiffs Attornoys.
To Caroline Byrd, Maggio Hays, Henry
Byrd, John W. Byrd and Ucorgo Byrd,
nonresident I lOl'OUdUHtS.
Please tako notice that the Complaint
in tins action was filed in this action was
filed in the oflloo of tho Clork of the
Court of Common Pleas, at Laurens, in
tho County of Lauren?, State of South
Carolina, on tho 13th day of June, 1806.
JOHNSON & RIOHEY,
Plaintiffs' Attornoys.
5? Per Month or
60o Per Year
Guaranteed to All Investors
on Investments
Both Large and Small
when made with
g m
Co.
?BROKERS IN?
Stocks, Bonds, Grain and
Cotton,
40 and 42 Broadway, Now York City.
P. 8.?Pooplo who desire to have a
steady and sure income on a small or
largo investment, send for our explan
atory circular, mailed free.
May 20, 18?0-0m
GRDVE5
TASTELESS
CHI IlLs
TONIC
18 JU8TAS COOD FOR ADULTS.
WARRANTED. PRICE GO cts.
OAT.ATIA, iii'., NOV. 1C, 1833.
PnrlBMcdlolnoCo., St. Louts, Mo.
Gcntlomon:? Wo sold last year, C00 bottlos ot
OUOVB'H TASTBMCS8 ("1111,1. TONIC mill lmvo
bouftht three itross n!r?ndy this yenr. In nil our ox
l/Orlcnrn of 14 yenr*. In tho druu 1>uhIuc><:<, h:ivo
noror sold on artlclo tnutHayo nucii untvcrsul o;ttls
XACUoa as your Tonic. Yours truly,
AUNfV, CAIIR &CO
Sold no cure no pay, by Hill <fe Martin,
B. F. Poscy and Laurons Drug Co,
IWE tfvAVK S\S? ACE INS TS
but ship from our factory at
wholesale prlcfs. Hblp fcny.
Where for examination; pay
freight lK>th ways If not satis
factory. 100 styles of
Carriages. 00 styles of
IIurnrsH. at-ntMots.
for U2pnKo catalogue.
F.MUMKT ('AKHItf'lt ?M1
iiaiiness nvu. U>?*.
*?. ?38. ? W. It. Pmtt, Ste'r, Klklurl, 1.4.
J. B. PARK,
Attorney at Law.
Lauhens, - - South Carolina.
Spocial attention glvon to tho in
vestigation of titles and collection of
cluims.
We
Employ
Yoang
Men
to distribute
. our advertise
monts In pnrt )>f\ymcr:t feratilKh Krade "
blsyolp, which wf
work clono until 11
i send them on ftpprovuf. No
. .-ie blcyclo arrives and proves
satisfactory.
Young Ladies cm^X%??
I I ACMB CYCLE COMP'
; * EIJCHART, IND.
General Southern Agent, -
FULL KEYBOARD, With 84
Letters and Characters.
Price $35. Weight 6 lbs
You tbrow monoy away If vou pay
more than |36 for a tvpowrlter. Years of j
service* baa proved the "Mick" to bo su
perior to anv *100 machine. Send for a
sample of the work and compare. Equal
to any of the High Priced Machines in
Capacity and quality and work, and Ex
cols them all In Convenience. Catalogue
and samples of work sent free on appli
cation.
K. M. TURNER,
41 N. Broad "Street, Atlanta, Ga.
WOMAN'S
MEN, who hold the purse strings, often deprive women of articles
of inestimable value. The wife pleads with her husband for
a Piano or an Organ, which is tenfold more essential than the
cigar and other luxuries in which he indulges. The daughter
asks father, or guardian, to buy an Instrument to enable her to
cultivate that beautiful talent, music. Does any sane man not
rclize this a reasonable right to plead and ask for? Reilect a minute'.
Think of the means expended for instruction, and the many tedious
hours employed in practice by wife and daughter, and of their glowing
anticipations subsequently to be realized.
Now, father, husband, or guardian, are you going to blast all
these bright anticipations by denying them of thismeri nd right?simply
the gift of a Piano or an Orgap ?
Give your wives and daughters their merited rights in the home,
which is "Woman's Kingdom," then she will cease to clamor for politi
cal suffrage. Don't plead inability when such liberal terms and prices
are available.
My prices are right, terms easy, and quality of Instruments im- I
surpassed.
If you desire prices and catalogues, please write me a letter or
postal card, and same will have prompt attention.
I challenge any house in America to do better for you, as I repre
sent the Manufacturers, have no Jobbers to pay, and can save you
Agent's commission. Old Pianos and Organs taken at fair value in
exchange for new ones.
YOURS FOR PIANOS AND ORGANS,
M. A. MALONE, Columbia S. C.
^^%^s^^^m^sv%^%-^^-?
suh CHANGE ok ?
DAVIS & ROPER'S t
ADD NEXT WEEK. $
/%r4
f^eirjovalT
Remember that
Geo, H. Boyd
has removed his
( STOCK OF )
HAHDWARE
lb the store room undor the Advertiser Office in Ball's building,' and
also remember that his stock is full at^d complete and the LOWEST
PRICES.
1
These Hats are Guaranteed, and we have the prettiest and most
complete line ever shown in the South. Our prices are right, don't you
forget. The above cut shows our 68 cents MGents Tourist" on the latest
block, up-to-date. Get our prices on Hats and we will sell you your
Hats.
Just received a big lot of them which we are going to offer for
the next 30 days as Matchless Bargains. They are liutes. The subjects
are Spring, Summer, Old Homesteads, Waterialls, Snowy Peaks and
Moon Light Nights, Fruits of every Variety. $1.50 size for $l.oo and
$1.25 size for 85 cents. See our little dandies for 25 cents.
Look and Live?Dollars and cents in your pocket and sense in
your head. Wall Pockets, worth 75 cents, wc are now selling for 50
cents, and 50 cents size for 35 cents.
Don't forget Singer Sewing Machines arc only $18.00. Mailed
orders promptly filled.
Thanks for past favors and solicit your future patronage.
Yours for Favors,
E3. Burnsc&Co.
Dry Goods, Notions, Etc.
L a u k e n 8 , S. C.
NEW FIRM!
NEW STORE!
NEW GOODS
Auuivixg Daily and Will
be solu at
ROCK BOTTOM PRICES
kok
SPOT CASH.
J. R. Minteu & Son.
Setose
Use your sense and save your Dollars.
CAN WE? ) . it- w 1 wi 1 . ?1 t> ?
DO WE? \ ^lvc you 11 "Wl Grade Wheel at the 1 rice.
For the first use your Reason.
For the second examine the <xoods.
THE IDEAL ?*?
Made and Guaranteed by The Rambler People at
$50.00
he Highest of High Grades at
P. S.?Wc can furnish a tew of the 1895 models at $65.00?
Bicycles sold on instalment or for Cash.
S. M. & E. H. Wilke| & ft