The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, March 28, 1888, Image 3
?The Advertiser,
3L. OG .A. I_i .
L-.cai nows ls not io bo found thin
wooli.
Milln Street is being prepared for tho
improvements, *
Most ol'our niot'Ohnnts havo returned
from .New York,
It looks us t hough our fruit prospect H
In this soction aro .slim.
You can got llvo pounds of good ColToo
for ono dollar at J. II, James's.
Senator Grows is announced In tho
Herald as a candidato for ro-oloctlon.
As soon us tho weather will permit tho
brick making for tho Kooroo Factory
AY ill bo commoncod.
Mr. \V. W. Jones, of this place sold a
Jd g to Mr. Rosell last woek, 18 months
eld, which Weighed 630 pounds.
Harper Stoot nour tho Main Stroot
orossing is hoing macadamized. It ls
OfJCollont work and badly needed.
What ?bout tho pavements? Now is
tho thoo lo work while tho property
owners aro willing to foot tho bill.
Mr. L. E. Irby bas hoon trading horses ?
JIo made tinco swaps last weok and got
his brat borso buck and somo "bool."
White Owls soom tobo plentiful in this
county. Mr. Je A? Eloholborgor caught
ono recently near his homo, whoro it is
now on exhibition.
An Interesting communication from
Port Jervis N. Y. arrived too lats for
publication this wook. lt was cuught
in tho late storm.
Cel. John W. Foiguson has boon nj*
polntod a mombor of tho Judicial Ad
ministration and Procedure Coinmlttoo
of tho Unto Har Association.
Wo havo roeoivod au invitation fer
ourselves and friends to attend a milita
ry and civic colobrstion to occur in May
in Austin, Toxas on tho occasion ot tho
dedication of tho now Capitol.
Tho "Passover" a Jewish obsorvaneo
which forbids tho uating of loavoned
broad for seven days began on Monday
evening 26th inst, and will ho strictly
observed by ull thc Isroulitos of tho
towu.
Ur. Marshal, of Anderson, luis con
aented to deliver tho Commencement
sormon at tho Latironsvillo Female Col
loge, and Kev. W. D. Kirkland tho anni
voran ry address. These distinguished
gentlemen togothor with the interesting
exorcises of tho school Will draw an un
usual crn\vd lo our com moneo tuon t,
Kastor ('arila, Fashion Magazines,
Flower Pots, Fresh FloworSood, 1 tauts,
dardoo Seed, Liver Modicinos, Blood
Purifiers, ?to., school Books, Base Halls,
Now Styles in Stationary all at lo?v
prices. A box of paper and envelopes
for Scouts. Kvorybody invited to our
Spring opening. J, K. WILKES,
At 4 o'clock on Monday tho weather
rojxirt was roeoivod, which said, "Condi
tions aro favorable for a .overo storm in
your state. < ?i cely."
Tho storm arrived about two hours in
advance of the telegram, amt passed
about a milo abovo us. Al least that is
what tho woather mon say.
Tho party from Ibis place to (?roon ville
lest Thursday, who wont up to hear Key.
Hmm P, Jones, so completely lilied tho
two coaches that a largo number of peo
ple at tho various stations along tho line
weare unablo to bo accommodated, so the
?rein did uot stop for them. Of course
efter coming to tho depot and buying
their tickets they naturally folt disap
pointed at seeing tho tram give them
the go-by. Tho railroad mon oxcuso
thtunsolvoM on tho ground thut addition
al ooach<vi 4Voro on tho way, but by un
accident failed to reach this piuco lil
time. ^
Last wook wo reported, us an extraor
dinary accomplish mont, n young mun
who uto seven boxes ol surdiuos ut one
sitting. This wook wo stumble upon
another whose appetite muk?s Oliver
Twlst palo into iusignitleauoo. Walk
ing into a popular restaurant en Lau
rens stroct ho asked for a dinnor, for
which a friend stood trout and paid 35
cent M. On the lind round tho young
min ate G eggs, 7 largo biscuit, ll slices
of ham, rt aauiago, 1 quart of oysters, 6
cups codeo and a largo quantity of loaf
bread.
Ills oarnost domand for moro could
not be answorod, as tho entire supply
bad been oxhaustod, sud inasmuch as
Hie Walter had promised a square meal
fer hi? money, a suit for spocl?o per
formuuen is threated against tho restau
rant.
Good Work GOON Forward.
The Y. M. C. Association havo for tho
poet wook gone steadily forward in the
work of getting up their hall. As report
ed last woek, tho room on Rast sfdo of
publie square was scoured, but nndlng
that a much laore suitable place could
be had, thooommltteo have routed rooms
over too post ellice. Tinco rooms aro ho
ing fitted up; hall, reading reom and li
brary. A u u ni her of onipontors have
been engaged last wook lu muklng tho
the various apartments attractive, and
from tho plan and manner of execution
thus fur, wo aro led to bollovo that ever
ything will bo arranged In nu artistic
Planner.
iiivo Thom A Chance!
That ls to say, your lungs. Also all
your broathlt1 g machinery i Very won
derful machinery it ls. "Not only tho
larger nh-passages, hut tho thousands
Of ftUlo tubes au?, cavities loading from
\ thom.
When these aro clogged and ?diokod
with mal ter which ought not to be there,
your lunga cannot ludf 00 their work.
And what they do, they cannot do well.
Cull it cold, cough, croup, puen monia,
catarrh, consumption or any of tho fam
ily of throat and nos? and hoad ami lung
obstructions, ult ino bud. All ought to
bogot rid ol'. lhere is Inst onesurn
way to get rid ol ih.un. That ls to toko
llosehoo n Herman Syrup, wIdell 1103"
druggist will noll you 'ul 7*> cen t ?J a bottle,
.ven If everything elso has failed ron,
imo may depend upon this fdr certain.
?
A hu go stock of Cnn nod Goods Just ro
colvod at J. li. Jnmos's.
Bacon, Lard, Flour, Kloo, Sugar, Col
ton and Molasses cheap at J, IL James's.
All grades of Kow Orlonns Molasses
cheap at J. IL James's.
Our Log Cabin Soap is offered to the
public as an honest, lirst-class picco of
soap. Hoy it from J. IL Jaine?*.
CLINTON.
oj n
Tho roeent frosts havo discouraged
?onie persona who have spent a good deal
of time and money in their oll'ort to have
plenty of fruit in season, some spoak of
cutting down their trees Wllllo otbors
will hold on awhile and enjoy tho blos
soms if nothing more?
Tho Sunday School Anniversary is tho
ovont of tho year nt ("Huton. Already
preliminary proportions aro in progross,
such as securing -speakers and securing
suitable nuisis for tho occasion and other
mat tern of general importuueo,
A. Pago Jirown, a prominent architect
of Now York, has ilulshod tho plans for
tho now building, Memorial Hall, which
ls In process of oroctton nt tho Orphan
ago. Tho corncr-stono will bo laid on
tho 28th of May, anti tho work pnshoa
to completion by early fall.
Suniorol A Uro., Ilriggs and Irby aro
nearly ready to begin tho walls of thoir
new buildings,
Prominent capitalists of Clinton will
move soon in tho matter of a plaid mill
for OVOr town to bo modeled after the Hu
guenot mill at Uroonvlllo.
It ls nlso being discussed os to how
Clinton is to gel n .sutllciont water sup
ply for sanitary purposes, and tho most
practical suggestion is the artesian well
and stone pipos. Such is talk, and talk
lu Clinton usually menus business.
Ono of our most popular citizens saw
tho "white owl" at Laurens a few dP"fl
ago, hut he did not glvo it away bo says.
ItecoHt visitors at Clinton: Mrs. Sallie
and Laura Hlaekwoll, of Columbia, ?are
upending seine (lute with thoir sister,
Mrs. Bell. Mr. and Mrs. Lostor Wof
ford, of Woodruffs, aro visiting Dr. Wof
ford's family. Mrs. Counts, ofHpartan
bvrg, ls visiting hor rotativo, Mrs. H. Z.
Wright. Unelo Fred Ilurdott and wdfo
aro on a visit to thoir son Jack.
A rather sovoro wind aud rain storm
passed a few milos South of us on Tues
day night of Last weok, A good many
small out-buildings were sovoroly dam
aged and fencing blown down, but no
groat damage was done oxcept to tho
Bothol (colored) church, which was en
tirely demolished ami will havo to bo re
built.
Kev. Wt P. Jacobs has returned from a
visit to Charleston, w hore ho has a host
of warm personal monds, being a "large
number o? faitcful workers for tho Or
phanage.
All gradosof flour can li? bought cheap
from J. IL James.
Sugar, Colba", Dice, Tea, (?lits, &0.
cheap at J. 11. James's.
LOOSO Oat Moni ami Huokwhoat at J.
H. James's.
Tl M BLI NO SHOALS,
W. A. \V.
How sweet tho air ol'Spring,
How lilith thu song ot hrlds,
They make tho forests ring,
With BWOelost music heard.
Yes swootost music told,
Ky hirds of living Imo,
They are gent?o and so bold,
To thom 1 will be true.
To thee I'll give no harm,
My little birdies dear,
Hut gather round my barn,
Oh! gather, gather bern.
Hut soon these times will change,
Their form and llioir being;
Then we'll havo another
Chance to "winter sprooing."
Hut oxcuse me, readers, my thoughts
had became HO deeply interested in the
sweetness ol' life amt tho beauty Of
spring, that I bad almost forgottou what
I sit down hero on purpose to do, to tell
you that "I'm not Just exactly well to
day," out somehow or other something
prompted mo to write, and hero I am
(pooi little fellow) sitting by tho Uro
hard At lt.
Wo had a eall tho othor day from an
oxcellont und prospering young gentle
man, Dr. Jamos H. Dow ney. Hu is In
deed a young man worthy of his cull
ing.
. Tho law-suit between C. M. Sullivan
Esq and Dr. W. H. Smith wbleb was to
bo tried al T, lt. L. Wood's Ksq, last
Thursday, was from some cunso posl
pouod.
Mrs. Lavinia C. Wood has for tho past
few days been quito sick from cold und
a billions atlaot, but is ut prosout conva
lescent.
Som? of our lo mn rs a re getting be
hind willi farm work and if wo dont
have botter weather I'm afraid lljoy will
got completely lost?
For stick and Frtmoh Candy, also
fruits of all kinds, buy ihom from J. H.
Jamos,
' Wilson's Snow Flavio Crackers at J.
H. James's.
If You smoko buy Pattie Smith cigar,
and If yon chow tobacco remember you
eau got both at J- ll. James's.
OBITUARY.
Tho friends of Malcolm Irwin in Lau
rens Couuty, will learn from this notice,
that this gentleman died nt his mill after
a short illness on Sunday morning. Ho
wus tho proprietor of Irwin's mills in
Abbeville county, anti was widely
known in the adjacent counties. Ho was
u native of Ireland and cunio ovor lo this
country whon quito young. He selected
Abbovillo us his homo, and worked ovor
this country as a mill wright. Ho
bought the old Smith mill property on
' alndi Uiver, and built ono of tho lluost
merchant mills in tho stato Ho wus un
iutolligent, energetic und pushing citi
zen, und one I hat any county would he
proud of. If our stalin hud moro such
men, their example and influence would
rapidly build up Any section of South
Carolina. Flo wan architect of his own
fortuno. Whatever bo laid his hands on
was done well. He eat not tho bread ol
Idleness, and bud no guile In him, If ho
liked you, his open Collie contenanco
would show it. Hon the other bund, be
disliked yon. ho could not conceal lt.
Hero is au c\ample lor the young men of
the land. What brains and willing
hands can accomplish lu a brief lifo
time.
IO KO M.
PO M i? KY.
A flor a houvv rain and uovornl da VS of
severo wind fanners uro again blossod
with lin o w eather anil everything that
can i novo In tho ahupo of n plow is turn
lng tho soil. Notwithstanding two or
th roo sorry crops farmers sooni to havo
new cour ago ami a morodotormiiiod \\ ill
lo push forward, inspired, no doubt, willi
t lu- I lope that n bettor Hmo is ahead. Wo
need moro onorgy ami a moro progress
ive spirit not only muong formers hui
among nil classes lt* success is thu prize
to he gai nod. There is a spirit among
pooplo to got there all at one leap or not
niall and failure inevitably follows and
thou despondency and inaction.
We tlattorodfOlirsolf tor some limo that
we woro mump proof and almost bid d?
fiance to tho disease. Hut wdion in open
daylight WO felt the tap of tho hand oud
hoard tbs whisper '.surrondor," wooboy
eil as humbly as WO knew how, and with
tears in our eyes hogged for mercy, but
all in vain. Succumb wo must, andstio
oumb WO didi and for ovor a wook wo
havo rolled and tumbled and groanod,
and now wo aro glad to bo ablo to sorib
blo a lilllo.
Mr. J. W?Godfrey ls vory sieh at this
writing.
Unelo Byrd Roberts ls still vory low.
Candidatos is tho common talk now,
and tho woods aro full of them- partly.
Mr. George Moore, w ho bas attended
looturos at tho Augusta Medical Collogo
for two sessions, has returned home and
is now prepared to outer upon tho duties
of his profession. Ho is a promising
young man and wo hospcak for him tho
patronage which ho doservos. This is
Another ono of Controvlllo's bright
youths of whom wo havo spoken bo fore
in tllOSd coluias.
Mr. Wister Culbertson mot with a
small but which provod to bo a severo
accident a few days ago. While at work
in a new-ground ho was chopping on an
old lo<r which provod to bo rotten and
tho ax going through tho wood entered
lils foot indicting a sovoro out. flo was
carried to tho house and Dr. Mooro sum
moned, who dressod tho wound. Mr.
Culbertson ls now doing very WOll.
Wo heartily ondorso tho suggestion of
"K," of Mountvillc, tor a Tooohors' As
sociation and hope our Commissioner
wdll consider tho suggestion.
Since tho II!M)VO was written it ls our
sad duty to chronicle the death of Mr. J.
W. Godfrey, willoh occurred at bis homo
in this section on tho night of tho 20th
inst, in tho 68th year of his ago. Mr.
Clod frey hOS boon a great sullerer from
di lieront disensos for several years, flo'
has also been doAciont in bearing almost
all his lifo, and during tho last two or
three years became almost deaf. Hut in
all of his alli iel ions he was cheerful and
lively und "non* thom wan patio nco and
Unit Christ-liko spirit Which character
izes a mau of ibid, Mr. Godfrey lived
au honest, upright and pious lite, ami
was especially noted for bis honesty in
mooting promptly his engngomouts in
business transactions, ile was a i ousis
Iniil momhor of Union baptist Church
His romains woro interred in tho gravo
yard ul Union Church on tho 22d Inst.
Ho loaves ii wife and tour children tn
mourn their loss, who, with ld] relative ?
and friends have tho sympathy of ?his
entire community.
A littl" mad do-j- was through this sec -
tion two or three weeks ugo and bit Hov
oml dogs, cala mid ? hil kens, and sIllCO
that time snnie of tho dogs and cats have
gone mail. One ol' the eats. Mr. I.. C.
Ell moro's, went mad the other day and
bit Mr. Khuoro's wife; indicting a severe
wound op lo r arm. A physician was
called in immediately who applied the
usual remedy and Mrs. Kimmo is
thought lo ho safe from an attack of hy
drophobia.
HIGHLAND HOME.
W I I.II Kl.M.
We have bad a quantity of cold weath
er and rain, and a storm and a tiro this
week,
Mr. A. C. Watson will start to Atlanta
on Monday, next, with his lilllo daught
er, Maude, who is almost blind from the
otloctsof measles. Ho hopes to havo her
oyes cured.
Mr. C. H. Markdale bas returned from
Birmingham, whore ho has boen for
some months. Kc has just arisen from
u spoil of fever. (Had to soo him aldo to
got homo to his parents who aro ever
ready to welcome their children.
Wo woro glad to meet Miss Nannie
Wright, from Wood ru IV, who was visit
ing in this vicinity last week.
It, was our pleasure to attend church at
Ora last Sunday and hoar au excellent
sernion from Itov. C. IO. Todd, of Char
lotte, N. C., who is visiting his sister
Mrs. A. Y. Thompson.
Wo also lound our beloved pastor, Mr.
Haddon, onsconsod in bis now residence
at < Ira,
Thore is an old colored woman living
on Mr. William Bryson'H placo who
claims lo be ono hundred and fer ty years
Old. She Joined tho church at Warrior
Crook and was immorsod by tho Hov.
Mr. Hilt when her children were all
grown, she eau teii ail about Revolu
tionary days. Sho says tho Indians
name here from Georgia through Augus
ta whoo Hine Worn only two or throe
houson here, I cannot vouch for tho
truth of thuso statomonlH as 1 do not re
member.
Wo aro rorpiosted to nniioiineo that
Rev. Mr. K/.cll, of Woodruff, will preach
St Highland Homo on tho first Sunday
night In april.
Wo f|ro blowJd willi such kind friends
and neighbors. This week we wernathi'
recipient of soiuo extra nico Kraut from
Mrs. J. Ii, Shockley and sumo very fino
sweet potatoes from Mrs. T. H. MoCar
1'iy thanks.
Misses Jennie l}oUand Lou Hender
son have boen making sumo lovely cro
chet this week nt school during recess
hours,
Since our last writing Mr. Muller Pitt
man paid lo M Isa M attio Garrott on Hie,
aliar of tho wiuegd (tod his marriage
vows. Tho holy rito was celebrated al
tho elegant residence of tho bride's fath
er, Mr. w. A. Garrott, by tho Itov. Mr.
Freeman, of Diekens,. May they lind
no shadows drifting along their sunny
fUturO,{iud may prosperity and peach ba
their household I iud.
Lillie Kinari had spent his fl ral
day at school. "What fl ld yon
learn ?" Vf?h lija auntie's question.
.'Didn't learn anything." "What
did youdo?" "Didn't clo anything.
Thou; was a womat) want'ng to
?pull 'cat/ and X told
BY MAIL AND WIRE.
NEWS OF THE WEEK FROM THE
WORLD AT LARGE
Tho trial of Clon, Boulangor has
boen commenced io Paris,
Tho State of Texas has a surplus
in lier treasury ol' th roo million.
Tho fruit crop has bcon killed all
over llu%, stiite by tho late enid snap.
The bill "ranting woman suffrage
was road In thc British Parliament
for tho flrst time Friday.
Tito politicians in Washington
aro said to bo discussing already
tho successor to tho late Chief Jus
tice.
Tho Gorman Emperor's disease is
said to bo decidedly less alarming
now than it has boon for many
months.
From tho number of candidatos
In the field in this County, not oue
offors to fill tho chair of Justice
( Waite.
Tho report cernes from Kentuc
ky that the State auditor is impli
cated with tito treasurer lu tho re
cent defalcations.
Numerous witnesses have been
examined,but as yet little light
thrown on the Broad Uiver murder
at Columbia fl. C.
Tho Georgia State Republican
Convention have elected delegates
to Chicago who favor Sherman for
tho Presidency.
A dispatch from Calcutta says
that tho Suakltn expedition bits
captured tho Thibetan works. Tho
defenders Med to tho jungle
Mr. Claus Spreekles, tho sugar
king, lias given some Interesting
testimony botoro tho Congressional
commitfoo on sugar trust.
At tho Domoorntlo primary elec
tion in the tooth ward of New Or
leans Thursday a number of shots
wero tired, but no fatalities aro re
ported.
The resolution for biennial elec
tion of State officers in Massachu
setts was lost in tho House, the
vote? being L20 yo as to 78 nays-not
thc requisito two-thirds,
A colored woman was sentenced
Friday at Ashville, N. 0., to ten
year? imprisonment ut hard labor
for the murder of a white man in
December last.
It is said Senator Youmans. Col
[[endorsen and Ex-Governor Shep
pard will scok the o ill co of Con
gressman Tillman, and a parrot
and monkey time is expected .
The Moscow Gazette, In an arti
cle discussing tho subject of immi
nent international combinai ions,
continuos to urge tho necessity of
England'.'.ning llusdnand Franco.
Ferdinand Poupnrt, tho confiden
tial cleric of tho treasurer of tho
Now < >rloa no cot lou exchange, who
stoic $20,000 in securities of tho ex
change, has boon caught at Wichita
Kan.
Millman, tho murderer of Mary
Taplin, confined in Charlottcstowu,
P. E. I., made a desperate attempt
to escape on Wednesday hy knock
ing down Iiis jailor with a milk bot
tle
Another of tho passengers burt
at tim n cont accident on Savannah,
Florida and Western Railroad died
on Friday. Claims are already be
ing made against tho railroad for
damages.
Tho Now York State Woman
Suffrage Association i? holding its
annual convention in the Masonic
Temple, New York city. Mrs. Ash
ton Dilke and other foreign ludios
will deliver addresses.
Tho plan now proposed for the
settlement of tho difficulties con
cerning tho COloi lino in tho Epis
copal Church of this State, is to or
ganise tho colored church into a
separate missionary Jurisdiction.
A Romaneu by "Piggie" Norton,
tho veteran burglar and ox-convict
reflecting seriously upon tho char
acter of a woll-known and respec
ted resident of Port Jervis, N. Y.,
ls exploded upon investigation.
A suit against the town of St.
Anno, III., for $30,000 and Interest
since 1871 by an assignee of the
town's bonds given in aid of a rail
road ls being hoard at Chicago. The
bonds wore entrusted to tho town
supervisor for registration and be
burned Hiern.
A hov car standing on a siding at
Covington, Ind., was found on tire
Thursday. Tho doors wore fasten
ed. On their being forced open
tho dead and partially burned body
of Angeline Bollos, a dissolute wo
man, was found. Whether it is U
case of mm dor, accident or suicide
ls pot know?,
The State convention of organiz
ed labor continues its sessions at
Montgomery Alu. An executive
committee, consisting of two mem
bers (rom each Congressional dis
trict, bas boen appointed and au
thorised to oull a convention, if it
should become advisable, to nomi
nate a State ticket not later than
.lune I, A platform was adopted
which calls Oil all who seek the
emancipation of labor to join in or
ganizing tho party on tho broad
platform of natural and eijual Jus
tice
Tin-jury In tho case of Dr. D. C.
Atkinson, (diargod With violation
of tho whiskey law, rendered a ver
dict of md guilty. Tho result Of
this trial shows'he Impossibility of
securing a verdict of cou viet lon ?te
foro a (''lester Jury for violation of
tho whiskey law. The fact is pa
tent thai tho majority of people
who drink whiskey aro opposed to
tho enforcement of tho law which
forbids 11-9 salt'. Tho result of tho
Verdict'Just rendered will bo the
encouragement and promotion of
tho salo of whiskey In our town,
Tho other whiskey caeos wore
poned to tho next term of tb?'court.
C ? ,mhi . lb ti 1 i.
Labor in lito Sont li.
Tlio Cont ?r Living-Tim Food Question.
Th? Sweet ?"ot ?lo.
"lint lt ls not tn thin alono that our
climate favors tho manufacturer. It
chen penn hts manual labor. Our laborers
receive smaller wages than those of the
cast, au<l y*;', nevertheless, they aro better
paid. It is not tint prlco of iv man's labor
which measures his remuneration; it ls
tho cost of his-living also. Our carders
can live botter on lesa money tba
their brethren of tho east, and for this on
climate ls lo ho thanked. They don't re
quire dwellings of brick afid stone to pro
tect them from Ibo blasts of winter. They
can live in frame buildings, which, while
not as enduring as tho others, will last,
when properly preserved with paint, for
ut least 100 years. Nor do they have to
purchase expensive fuel to warm their
homes, and heavy and consequently ox
pensive clothing for their bodies.
"And then, too, their food ls much
cheaper The eastern and northern laborer
must consume considerable meat In order
to keep tho furnace of his body supplied
with fuel to produce tbs necessary
amount of animal heat to resist the
rigor of his climate. The southorn
i worker not only does not need so much
meat, but h* does not desire lt;
lighter vegetable and farinaceous foods,
which aro Inexpensive, gratifying his de
sire? best. And these food products are
also ch utpened by tho gentleness of tho
climate. A mnn will tako tw acres of
ground, say, and having plowed lt over
twlco ho will tako Bprigs of tho sweet
potato vine, about six inches long, nod
with ? forked stick ho wal plant them in
th? earth almost ILS rapidly as he can walk.
"After that he will plow tho ground
twice, not deeply, ns ls dono In tho north,
but just skim over tho earth to remove
tho weeds and grass. That ends hts work
upon that crop. At tho outside ho has
not expended at various times moro than |
fourteen days upon lt, and yet the product
from the two ncres will rango from lao to
300 bushels of sweet potatoes. Here they
WOUkl probably cost ?fl per bushol, but
with na their prlca is comparatively triv
ial. They make most excellent food, being
rich In both starchy and snccharluo mat
tor. In fact, the sweet potato is to tho
south what the white potato ls to Ireland.
Upou that and upon the largo cow peas
thc negroes thrive."-New York Graphie
Interview with Governor Gordon
BuiaJl Sta? of Gr? M Men,
That good goods aro of ton m nd o up into
small parcels ls an ancient truism. It ls
equally true, though paradoxical, that
many of the world's greatest mea have
boon small. "Little Phil Sheridan,'1 that
namo ls a hon? ?hold word. The Iron
Duke of Wellington was often twitted
with his small statuta and great nos?1?.
Bonaparte was even shorter. Gen. Lord
Wolseley ls ridiculously small. There Ls
n mistaken Impression abroad that Eng
land's "Qrond Old Man," Gladstone, ls a
tall man. His portraits certainly all give
that .Idea. Tho sage of Hawarden, tho
mighty ax wielder, tho still mightier
orntor, ls a snare, wiry man of five feet
eight or niuo inches nt most. -New York
Press "Every Day Talk."
Flail as n --urala Food."
"Fish," says Dr. W. W. (bidding, of
Washington, "has for years enjoyed tba
"cputat ion ot being rich In phosphorus
sud boneo adapted to tho growth of brains.
How such a notion originated I do not
know; perhaps because stale fish shines
with u phosphorescent Ugh; in the dark.
As a food, tish is richer in wider than in
phosphorus, and to feed it to children, ex
pecting thereby to grow them Into phil
osophers, would be on a par with tho
scholar who boiled Ida dictionary lu milk
for sapper, boiling thus to acqulro tho
language. As a matter of fact physio
logical experiments, often repented on a
largo scale, rather negative tho popular
Iden of tho vatua of llsh asa 'brain food.' "
-Public Opinion,
('?Mites in II Straw Stack.
A reward sf $20 for each coyote scalp
having been offered hy sheep owners In
(Japny valley, Cal., frank Hambleton
made a grand round up ot the*c animals
aud will prc cut uclaim for $800. lie had
an old straw tin k thal had been standing
for years, and ho had noticed numerous
holes in tho side of it. So, after this re
ward was offered, ho sot tho stack on Uro
one night and about forty coyotes, old and
young, were burned to death. The stack
was completely full Of them, and several
escaped.-Chicago Herald.
The Old, Old lUhlc.
A newspaper Item that la getting very
.'r.hestuutty" ts tho ono referring to the
"very old Ibbie lu tho possession of Mr.
So-and-so." It ls probably true that In
nearly every town or county in tho coun
try can bo found some ono who owns a
lllhle from 200 to 500 years old, and it ls
siso true, doubtless, that tho fact that
thorc aro SO many of them ls accounted
for by tho further fact that whatever ls
used very littlo ls quite likely tu last a
long time.-Chicago. News.
Adulteration of I.nrd.
In tho adulteration of lard them were
used In the United States last year 80,
000,000 pounds of colton seed oil. Rome
of the foreign nations to whom tho
product is exported arc beginning to ex
postulate by passing prohibitory laws.
As n result thc export of lard in October,
1B87, was 13 tier cent. IOSH than lu tho
same month of 1880 ami tho merry
adulterator now weeps in secret.-Phila
delphia Times.
An Otu Miner's r-roiihecjr.
A miner predicts that thero will bo a
great boom In mining next year. He
bases his prophecy on the belief among
old miners that every ten years rich de
posits aro discovered somewhere, and the
craze, ls started. The different Imomn thus
far aro the California lu 1849, pike's Peak
In IBM), Virginia City In 1800 and I"ead
vUlo In 1870.-Now York Evening World.
Sweet* to the Sweet.
Irate Guest-Slr, I have not hail a de
cent meal since I have, been In this house.
landlord-What do you call s decent
meal i
Irato fittest-Why, a decent meal for a
docent man.
Landlord-Ah, that opens up a ques
tion regarding yourself.
Chavarse, an eminent ^surgeon,
says: "Encourage your c luid ron to
bo merry and to laugh loud; a good
hearty laugh expands tho chest,
und luckes itu blood bound merrily
along. Commend mo to a good
laugh-not to a lillie BUlggOrlsh
laugh, but to one that will sound
through tho house; it will not only
do your child good, but it will bon
lit nil who hoar, and bo un Import
ant moans <>f driving tim blues
away from a dwelling.
Uuolo Mose, ontorlng Ino house
of .1 migo Ponnybunkor, was aston
ished on hoar bur a parrel exclaim i
"Sake Off J'OUr hal !" Ile com;.lied
at once, ejaculating with chatter
ing tOOtlll "'SCUSO mo, boss: I uns
tuck yo for :V hird, i did, BU ah."
if you require a spring medicino,
if you arc HU tieri ny; with languor,
debility, pimplos, boils, catarrh
chronic flores, scrofula, ov loss 0
.dito, or any disenso arising
WU ules; ile
Wi; uro Headquarters for Ha
iu Oar-load Lois for Spot Cai
tim Discounts, and heneo we 1
ulatore of Low Pi icos."
T"W"0 Ca
To be aold 1-2 On Time. Pl<
foi implements at price? that wi!
and Tinware at first cost.
Buggies, Harness, Saddles, Br
cost. Our stoekmttst bo reduced
time to got goods Cbc ap for ihe
what we say. We bought to sell
X F. MAR"
Mavcli 28 LAUREN!
't10 How Margarina In M Ado.
Animal fat or grease la allowed to
uland for BOH?O timo ?at nlxmt 80 dogs.
Fahrenheit, who? moat of tho Stearine
separates out; pressure removes tho ad
herent oleino. and tlie etearinn 1? then
obtolued in a solid concreto form. The
oleine is next mixed with cotton seed oil,
purified with fuller's earth, otc., arachis
oil, nut oil, cocoanut oil, etc., at about
80 degfl. Fahrenheit; tho mixture is then
churned with milk for some time, when
it la allowed to flow in a gentle stroam
into leo cold water, where lt permanently
solidifies. It is then milled or ground,
and this operation removes excess of milk
mid insures perfect blending ; nt the Kamo
time a small quantity of salt is added,
when we obtain the finished article, Tho
coloring matter and butter, If required,
aro blended in during this part of tho op?
elation. This is in principio tho process of
margarine manufacturo. In separating
Stearine from oleino in animal fats tho
soft fats or greases aro used in preference
j to tho hard fats or tallow? Reef fat is
always used, as being more palatable.
Tho st?arine is sometimes employed for
candle or soap making: not infrequently
it is mixed with other fats and passed ott
ns hud; but this mixture would reveal
an enormous proportion of Btcarino, by
Is ing harder and not so easily fusible na
lard. To get over this, colton oil is
ndded to make tho mixture moro closely
approach tim nature and properties ot
lard,
A short limo ago, win n experiment
ing on margarine, Mr. T. Ihnen Warren
found, after removing a largo quantity of
cotton oil, that a quantity of cocoanut oil
was nnscnt. Ho was completely sur
prised nt this result, for tlc tandi of
cocoanut oil is HO unmistakable. Mo
found that cotton ?i ..ii completely
masks Ibo smell und fiavt rs ot this oil.
?(any may ask why, abo o nil other t,
should this have boen selected for mar
garine? In tho lust place, being a con
crete oil or fat, it ii well tula| tod for snch
a purpose} provided its smell and flavor
could 1M; concealed. In thc second place,
it approaches moro closely than any other
vegetable or animal fat to tho composi
tion of genuine dairy butter. -Diet and
Hygiene.
Idfe Of ? I'rleit tn KllMlft.
Not only aro tho priests subjected to
great hardships and privations, hut they
Me tho butt of all tho wits and humor
ists of the empire. Half tho jokes in
the funny papers aro alsmt thom, and
Uielr Uvea suggest half tho proverbs of
the country. "As poor an a priest,"
"As stupid ss spriest," "As wretched
asa priest," "As hungry aa ft priest,"
etc., are familiar expressions. Uuder
tho circuiaidancee little better can be ox
peeled of them.
Tho influence of tho priests over tho
pooplo is very great. They aro tho rep
resentatives of tho church, in which tho
peasant dovoutly believes. They liaptizo
Ids children, visit him when ho is rick,
marry him, bury bhn and say masses for
Uio reposo of his poul. Ho is with thom
always, like tho poor, and if ho is a man
of any conscience or ability ho cannot
but wield an immense power. Put, still
further than this, tho entire system of
political, social and domestic economy In
Russia is based upon tho doctrino of nu
tooracy. As the czar is tho autocrat of
all tho Russias, os the bishop is tho auto
crat of his diocese, so ls the priest tho
popo of tho parish, tho autocrat of the
\ illago- in which ho ministers. That is
about all tho satisfaction bo gets.-Will
iam Eloroy Curtis.
War'? Multiplied Dangora.
"You wero ia tho war, theo, Capt.
IfoKUtant"
"Ch, yes, ma'am; yea, ma'am; fought
allthrought lt."
"la there not," oho said, hoaftatingly,
"a great deal of danger tn a battle?"
.?Well, yea," tho captain replied re
flectively, "there is, there la Bo many
men standing around, you know, and so
careless handling of firearms as ia almost
sure to occur during a battlo, makes it
really very unsafo."
Miss lollipop shuddered, and then re
sumed;
?'Aro not some pooplo severely injured
nt times'.''
"Yes," tho captain said, "they aro. I
onco had a friend who was hurt so badly
that lie couldn't leave his room for several
days."
And then sho said thorp ought to tie a
law against thom, and he paid ho behoved
tho l?gislature of Iowa contemplated paso*
lng some such law at its next session.
Anil she said thnt abo was glad.- NOW
York Commercial Advertiser.
Tho strata of the hills nbont Cincinnati
aro almost entirely composed of fossils,
packed 08 closely ns they can ho stowed
together, and in a very perfect state of
preservation. Gcologit ally, tho elly occu
pies ono of tho most; interesting positions
on tho Nerth American continent.-Qiobo
Democrat.
A copy of tho first edition of "Alice In
Wonderland" wan recently sold for $25.
l>r. O. Ii. POOLE
Offers his professional service* to l>ie
citizens ol Lamons and vicinity. Calls
promptly attended to night and dav.
naloo over llaidvaro Kiora of .1. F. Mar
tin ?V Co.
? fly A I1 CP M? ft* ?l?JtLuWil^
,a?tiix <&> Co
and Retail
E * STORE.
I'dwaro. We lucy staple ' g ooda
3h, thereby taking advantage *f
liavo fairly won the title of UR *g
,r-3LiOCLCls
g If AMES
)Vfs, Hoes, Nails and all neede4
1 astonish the natives. Crockery
idles, will be sold regardless of
1))' the first of May. Now is the.
Cash. Come and pec, we moan
FIN & co
Bj S
9
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For Sonni?1.
I am a candidate for tho olllcoof sen*
alor for Laurens County.
* LliWIS W. Si M ICINflU.
Cant. J. n. HUMBERT, by citizons of
Sulllvun and Dial Townships ls rospot
fully submitted to tho voters of
I.aurons County as a candidato forth*
olllcoof State Senator, Bubjoct to tho ac
tion of the Primary,
For Clerk of Court.
I would respectfully announce niysolf
a candidato for tho ofllco of Clerk of tho
Courtier Laurens County, SUDjoot to tho
Primary Kloo Mon.
? J. W ASH INGTO N W A TTS.
Cor Auditor.
I respectfully announce my sol f tis a
conditlnlo for tho ofllco of County Audit?
or at tho approaching oloStlon, subjool to
tho result ot* tim Primary.
? C. M. PH ANKH.
0, M. Langston is anonnood as a can
didato for re-election to live otllco of
County Auditor for Lamons County,
tuhjocl to the action of tho Primary,
For Tren sn rei*,
W. sec ?TT KNiaifT.rcspoctfully put*
himself before tho voters o"f LuuroiiH
County usa candidato for tito otltao of
County'Pr ea sur, subject lo tito Primary
election. ?
l would respectfully onnouneo myself
a'Candidato for tho ofllco of County
Treasurer, subject to tho primary.
* * J. WA DE ? X OKI ISON,
I wotdd respectfully present myself
for ro ch dion te tho ofllco of County
Troasuror,subjoot to tho Primary,
* Joli N" II. COPELAND.
For School Commissioner.
I respectfully announce myself as a
candidato for S'bool Commissioner sub
ject to tho prims ry,
. T. P. BYRD?
Tho friends of M. L, bullock being ful
ly satisfied with him in dischar gingt he
duties of tho otllco of School Commis
sioner for Laurens County respectfully
nominate him for ro-election, subjoot te*
ibo I'rhnorv.
For Shot itt*,
l rosoootnilly aunonnoo myself as a
candidate for ro-oleetiou to the ofllco of
Sherill, subject to the result ot the Pri
mary.
. B. P. BALLEW.
I respectfully aunotttico myself us a
candidato for tho Oilba- of ShorilY,
J. W. LANFORD.
I would roapeotfully on nomico my
solf us a candidato for t ho OffloO of Sher
ill' for Laurms County, subject to tho
Primary Kloetion, *
Cross lilli, H. C. W. L. TURNER.
i For County Coinmissioner.
W. Proston Turner is noroby nnnouur
i ed hs a candidate for tho ofllco of County
! Commissioner subj oct to tho result of
tho Primary olection.
. CROSS HILL TOWNSHIP.
TO TEACHERS.
Tho next regular examination of
teachers for laurens County will
bo lield at Laurens C. II, April Otb,
7th and Oth. Friday and Saturday
Will bo for whites and Monday, Otb.
for colored applicant a,
M. li. BULLOCK,
Behool Coin. L. C.
I March fl, 1888 82 ot
TO lt IC NT.
A nplondld rosldonoo on "Brooklyn
uide,"-good gardon- orohard( all no
ocssaryout buildings in tit ono of tho
mostdesirablerosldonoowin tho Town.
A Commodious House and flvoorsix
Aerosol land on "Brooklyn nido:"
Torins modorato,
A nu ni ber of cottages on Jersey side.
COU UK NT A doslroblo house and
loton brooklyn side.
Lou UKNT A llvoroom Cottage on
Joracy sido.
. 1 ' )U UF,NT- Tbreo or four good store
rooms In the town of lautren?,.
A neat eottnao on mujn street near
M. E. Church. Price low.
A neat Cottstra ott Mal? bit rai