The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, March 14, 1888, Image 4
LIGHT AND AIRY.
4 ?If >l I III ?lilli
.k
.Texas .-ii?tia^s.
lu II i lui kl . Hotel.
T >tiri<t :?/ a?r> .-abl- stout gentleman in
Stout Gentleman-Not yet ; llave V?ul
ut Gentleman ... -DM yea
T?? Ut its!..;, -ri'ooi"! j>oor! I've been
lier?) Ihree lay ftiid haven't lietrt a square
m il ;. ?t.
Stout Oe?tleih.:: ;-i i' .illy - Well, Tv?
1>? : .? tl ...-.':.-. and I haven't had a
Tourist .i . - \v.?:. why don't you
leave :
s- it Gentleman-I can't; I'm running the
hotel.-H .. . :>VA..
?li n i Immortal.
r in i
Ulttlctili t<i I'leme Ul ? ? > body?
Groe..:-- '? ood morning, ?ir, what ?-an Ido
. .
Sir; .sinSthV-bon't expect any niore'of my
-.
lal l ii ? half tt II y i oil, and
Mr. I-iaru-hil _ .:. -.Mr. Grocer, you
von (licet I ? rh* hi tl- r. I-ne voil right
avoy. if : ire yegit?ljto cotton s?d trying
-.il vat you -..! me :> von hal ii boa grease.
Consistent- y.
_ ( - n?lstoncy's a j - I tt ..
vi"* Hove beard nrid wo '.. -rr. te?.
Y el : . v au '. . .?..:: . I iii appear
.' ... ! I. Ill
_? >st .. i 'ourler
ll. Wm Dissipated.
In th? chemical l?l^ratory:
'.pi-'.:.r. v.l..-?* h... become of T...m AT.pie
ton.' Wasn't li - >ttidying with tb'.- class last
yearf
"Ah, yes; Appleton-poor fellow! A fin?
student, hut absent minded bi tho uso ol
chemicals-very. That discoloration on th<
?>iling. * " " Notice <t ?"
by*?."
Why Ito. S milled?
There -.vi ..> y .iir,- lady from Niger,
wt.., went oui to ride 'ii a tiger;
They returned from 'I.-: lido,
i the la-ly li
? 1 a imite ..a i:.: face . f the tiger
- UOston Trai.script.
lu lin- Adjoining Kooin.
Bobby !:-'..!.lng intently)-Mo, is pa put
tin^ np n stove bi t!.i (iarlori
Mother-No, loor ?io is writing with bi
u*'-y fountain ; oil,-Tho Bjioch.
.\n Outrageous i-rir.-.
Young Lady-Whoi lovely passomenterb
trimmings; liow much aro they I
Clerk-Kif:/ dollars a yard. MIM.
"Humph! Tho iden ; paying $30 a yan
for trimmings that only show in wind;
weather."-. imnha woi id.
A Polite ofte r,
f^idy-Let me .v .- iomethlng handsome um
cheap.
Clerk-You cnn gaze on ni", madam,-Tb
Bits.
Tin Muid Hended Cook.
He wallis about with a peaceful fir
Al..! lilllie I? "Il bis phiz.
For lu? knott - If - i.no Hud ; a hair
- 'Li th" nip or butter bo can sn car
lt surely is not hi.
- Hotel Mail
Know- II lu Pince?
Woman to tromp, to whom she lias givei
borne f uid potatoes)- li you bbc yOn i an -ti i
into tin? cowshed whilo you're cathi' then
taters; it'.-, rai ni n1 s-> hard,
Tramj>-Thanks, ma'am, but I'm no dude
- New York Sun.
Roiitotlilng ii<- Contd n?>.
The bunc? man reformed und ivcni t" sea
And though bo could tibi r< i-f or kool un i-nrin?j
Or splice a rope, tb?c?ptalii said thai ii?
At ohco .? ! ((rent ability In sie.-rer.'.
li->-t m (.'ourler.
A fatal Delny.
Messenger Hoy (toser vam i- I loco's do mwl
feine for Mr.-. Smith. I'" do tor say-, she'
to take it every half hour,
Servant--You an- loo lat. , boy, Mn
Smith died three bout's ago, -The Epoch.
Impenetrable.
'.I'll put a r.. f "?i tiii ., i hotel,
That nover will leak "r break,"
Ai.-i th" builder ?mile i RS ho (hatched Ibo to]
wah M third < lass boarding house steak,
Hotel Mull.
A 1 inn (.rip.
They were sleighing und th.- horse bolted
"Gi-orgo, dear." Bald ti.- frightened girl
af ter tho horse hadria a indoor two, "di
you think you will Ix? able to stop him wit!
only ont- haed:' fid hit ..
\\ hore Hi- ls Now.
Upon thc snow, pray, lightly trend;
A grave ls here, HS yon . ? ly.:
Tis thal of JoilCS Who full said,
Tili ivollld lui ' pi i ." 1.1,
i;-, -..ti Courlor,
Opeil to M iM-rii.si i ii? I '. :-.
Stranger ito boy ?a lawyer's olHc*)?*-I'ii
looking l"i a legal '.lani:. .
Lawyer's Eloy-Sorry, ?ir. bat l.-..'?< jus
.topped oil! few Yoi . m.
"I il
Prii-e? Albert v?tar of Wale?, noir ?\
jYftrS old, s?ys ho (loos not wantali establish
mont of bia own until he gets married; un
ev.nt which b" bn, not yet oven begun BOri
otisly to contemplate.
Tho ni kudo of Japan i-- r loser I bcd a* n durk
feat?red, black haired, tin k hp?>od mau,
dressed in the uniform of a European gem
oral, and with nothing remarkable in bil
makeup or appearance, although ho i? tu*
obviutc monarch of 80,000,000 peopl*.
THE LATEST IN JEWELS.
Harban o jewels am very much Ibo fnsbion
thliseason, tho nioi-o crude the more effect
ive. _
Ono of tho newest things is Russian Jew
elry, which had quito a l>oom in thia city
during tho holiday season.
Necklaces o? ?nany stylos are now seen io
tho ?bow cosco. Those ornament? ure no
longer confined to the costly HOM S.A afT-drs.
bal ar fashionable tu gold, sltv r anti
enamel.
. ' . .' ! n ? - ' 'ld -Hy oxi>jiw4- . prac'
ti ?'. ^bjn ts, di dgm 1 fr.r ma..s use, aro
miniatui brush . gold i-iar.dic<s and tiny
I- t .?..in1- with gold top?, with which to
keep tho board m . rder.
Qait< new and very effect Iv? t-> tortoise
.!. .:: Jewelry set with diamond*. Bro? ; .
cuff button- ! arriogs aro all repie^nte?!
In d - ;.-!:> that follow more or less closely
tho patt .-."..- sifCli iii gold and s>ilvcr jewelry,
i :. re ?- I.*.-., to bo said that Ls new . . tho
J . rriugs. SmaU seal rings ar*
mu ted by men, who are also wearing
f.v . .:. :.! : .. rh _s on one hand. aa a gem set
tin-4 and a fan y ring in gil or gold asid
: platinum.
Count D'Orsay and the Tailor.
I: i- i,-, mut' i th it ono .....:.*. ?.'if--5
' caught in his private dr-*- in : ; m I y a
tailor who itt ged, anil said ho w mid not
leave til! !: .h id tx a paid his Lill, Count
] D'Or- . list : thoughtfully ?? r a time.
ftxhij in- cy 5 upon i package that tho
! j itt to t, i.- r b id il oj < 1 upon a cl
rbi- rage ? ? I in a ? ito
i - li ive j ni mu* h f that stuff in your
shop!
.. ?\ ; . ugly canvas? If I
wanted it I c lld to-morrow have enough
to wrJip up aj? ibo merchandise in thc?
!.
ck I tho ?
.?don't tulle nt:-:.-.. Cometo molo
: : ' : nd take my i
uria t r ii i ;.. of trousers cut ir ni tin's
suadc via c< stating that tho canvas
was aol suit fi r a garment, and in a
-.. rt timo C >unt D'Orsay was supplied
, with tho canvas trousers.
At ? ?.'. i ck on ? moon ho eli.:.' K1
tho vast el : . : Crockford% then
ono of thc fashionable clubs of London,
.:. ! ibc first j-orson whom bo met was
Lord ? :: --'.r..c! 1.
.lp :. my w rd," said tho noble lord,
"you have r. singular garment there
- ?th< thjng rare, without doubt. Always
tho sante original and charming
D'Orsay*.''
Tho count received th- compliment
with some confusion.
'.lt ia per', ?ps not exactly elegant,'* ho
said, '.but it h very handy and fr .?sh.
e pe dally ?1 to riding on horseback.'*
bi a monts a group of dandies
bad sun tho cleves Freni hm: n,
. Lord < ... corfield in the main parlor waa
expatiating on the originality < ?
D'Orsay's ta-to. end n fow days after
ward tho I ii! r found himself overrun
v ?th , ,r U rs f ir canvas trousers. Lord
Chesterfield himself order. .1 a dozen
pairs. Count D'Orsay had accomplished
his pur;..--j, and tho delighted tailor
raino po rn< rb willi hi? tr tbles?mo bill,
- Edward Kin ; in Cosmo] olil?n.
When Attacked by Pneumonia.
.'What js the first symptom of pneu
monia'*" wa nske 1 Brooklv n i hysician
' the other day,
? ? "A severe chill," waa ibo reply,
, ''V.'hat ought a man lo do who ii
j fc, izi: I with . ucli a chill.-"
"l?o should-get into a bath tub con
taining h t water-so hot that it would
redden the skiu-and stay tia ro rs Lng
as h? can.*'
"What i- the philosophy of such treats
mont':"
"A ri cl ill, which always precedes
pneumonia, indicates llint the blood has
g rgod tin hing1*, liter or kidneys. Now,
thc first rein? dh 1 sh p is to dissipate tm*
blood. The h< t bath does th! lt draws
the blood to the urfac -, (ind di si pat - it
. over a greater aroa. After having lain
in tho bath fin ti I relief i.s experienced,
s thc pall* nt sb lid i .-tcp out < t it and wrap
himself in a woolen ! Junket. Don t stop
lo dry yourself with a towel, but w rap
tho wann wool around you and tumblo
j into h. b
..Tho consent ia of opini?n among tho
leading physicians of tho day is that
1 pneumonia i an infectious disease. Thai
f is. the <ii<--.; o germ is In tho air. and
When tho right i hysic?l Condition ia pre
sented the disofise takes root and fructi
fies. Tho jiopular idea that pneumonia
* is confined to cold weat bor ls ah erron?
. ous one. There is no pneumonia in tho
Arctic regional Ii is mainly duo lo the
. Budden changea in cur temperature. By
I consulting tho b ?alth I0]>orts of Now
York city it will lie found that thc high
est death rato occurs in December and
February, but that there aro a good many
. cases in August.-New York Sun,
A Lott Opportunity.
Jn tho mom'-irs < f ibo Count <:.. Feb
1 loux, now publishing in Lo Corr? pond
' ent, tho following passage, referring lo
thc c >i:;> d'< t;?.t of Napoleon III. < our.,:
"Among tho prisoners detained at Mont
Valerien Dec. 3, 1801, wad Otib Anthony
Chomot. Ile gavo to a lady visitor n
number of letters to toko to Paris, and
.. i: 'Tell my family I am In no dani.'? r.
-, 1 ?t that l feel inc? nsolablo lo have held
. tlio destiny ( f France in ruy hand and to
, have lot it Blip:1 Nobody understood thc
phrase, but tho fact was thi.s: In thc
lonstitucnl assembly preceding tho cleo
- 1 Hort of Louis NajKilcon to tho presidency,
* Choiuct had introduce 1 on amendment
excluding the mom bel's of families that
had reigned in Franco from the office of
president. Louis Napoleon ascended tho
rostrum and spoke against tho amend
ment so awkwardly, so incoherently, and
with au accent so foreign and (strange
9 t'?'t ho Waa ;.H tho time interrupted by
tao noisy laughter and railleries, and
finally corn-yelled lodi -.; t ignominiously.
! Then Chomot ai' ?0 m d said: 'After tho
assembly has heard tho harangue, and
' 1 al! Franco will have read it tomorrow,
J there ls no further need Of Uly amend
, mont. I withdraw lt.' " lb-that makes
himself ridiculous makes himself impos
sible, is tho French saying, and Chomot
was giddi I by it. But Louis Napoleon
; outlived the ridicule and Incarne master
I of Fram e. which would not have been
I?ossi;,ie if Chomot*s amendment had be
come law, 1 '?iii> Lettor.
>:<>ii s Removed i>> Bloctrlclly,
i 1 The fair ox owes rtill another debt to
, the scientist, A lady ?.clio bad a moloon
t her shoulder and whoj from this r asoh,
was unable to display her otherwise fair
and attractive corporal possessions, has
had an electrical operation |>crformed
with perfect BUCCOSS. The mole- w?is
porforatel with electric needles in oVery
dinctlon. After o week tho mole, which
had been burned to a black nias?, fell off
and h .\ tin-.skin in /<o<id condition. The
new ?kin BIIOWS hardly a trace of dis
coloration, and she now wiars the most
fashionable Iv 'I dresses with impunity
and success,- "ow York Mail and Lx
pyetw. ^_
.\ Mint tr? Smokers.
lt serins to inc that ordinary polite
ness, tho honest dictates of courtesy,
would suggest to smokers that public
conveyances, public audience' rooms,
publie eating places, public drinking
plaies, ure lor the enjoyment of the
w hole public and not for a selfish ina
jority. Men frequently come into my
' office with lighted cigarettes and leave
I behind them tra? a of their offense, which
annoy nie for hours thereafter.
JUy w hat right do they do Bof-Joo
1 Howard in New York Graphic.
Nut n nu.
Wo don't think it will help John Sher
tr.n:i much.-New York Sim.
THE FAVORITE LETTER.
Characteristic Comtncnti ?>?> it by lh<
i i. ?Idcatlal 1 ie.il.
.
I makcuo U.. vi t.'.i*. v!?ar J:>cci.
V u.- truly. J ?. L'
tnCBSAV :
It leola sil r? ; ! v.: I OmoM,
.?,:. i 1 .r?t:l 1 vd au I c 'Al
II--* ? r - . ti -.. ... before that I
Thoug! surev il?! knock his boom sky high
At-LtS^N :
lt's rt tl .'.* :. that i'i' a ?eut,
I .: n't toi rel ..: st I Otu meant
T' . t/>. y u s-' ?. til-.- leg it?e
i ?'. thu, hi ..... (xi. l testament!
BAWLEY
li lt ir.*;::* nu-;-.*., it ou?ht to meau
y.y
With 1)1 ii av ay, Kev; Tr glan I ?a -y
lu ino her l*UvcHto Son dlsj lay:
? -
MTS cv Ants:
'. . r statesman could
?> mbmiilcrStOOd
Vr.rk >>:. ... I r. th* mau!
-Kew y ris World.
Contttlt-g Close nt II md.
fj nklh ? stilt says ho ls out ( ( Iii But
he wi ? ''. ut hand wi eu the New York
count was made In 1^ I.-Cincinnati En
quirer. _
Another l!arth?mtilco Ttocory.
Tho su] ; -.: '. earthquake in chlo may
have been tho ''y;:.-' p isp < f tho li\ r iker
boom -Philadelphia Times,
BASEBALL TALK.
flvtz'-in sign? i With Detroit for ??.7?.
Th" uv-A- Milwaukee ground will scat .ySoO.
Omni i :. i- organized au amateur baseball
asv> ; ition.
Thu i ilifornln league sen J? ot 1SSS will
?
VI :. . i : - j isslng tlir? ugh a severe attack
of ba-.-', all i vc-r,
Tho Chicagos will plav n - of games
at SloW* Orleans after 1 iving Hot Sj rm--.
Ti.- st L nb ls ?tibi to trying to
make a .'. i r pitcher iI-a^L-.-*. of tbs
T?i< C ilifornln ic i jue hos a J ptcd another
eastern ititibvnti n nnd Will have ft staff of
rnj-.i
Smith and Mu'Suno are said to have marlo
nearly #.?) a; ? lastseatou f rextra win
niiigg?ni?s i it ..-..?.
If tho Cineiiu ul t am clears more than
CXf slues . n tho l tnt ti ip, tho surplus will
bo divided i.iii ^n .. ..!...- players.
It U thought thrt tho southorh trip will
cost the Cin ?in itt club in tho iielgbborhb1 I
of $l..v.<0, but with good luck ex?, ?cuses may
Fr ::. ' Imnha comes w< rd that Vari Dyk?,
of tho Oe M lines team, has challenged Sun
day, f tho Pitts urgs, t" run him u I0Q yard
dash for v-v-VJa ni lo.
Many <-( the ; ? ivers who wintered ia Cali
fornia are heaVilj .:. . t . Uart mri Fouis,
?ho .-. ? .t, bank? rs, to tho tune of several
thousand of dollar^.
An- r- ; orts tn: ho bas o:::te recovered
tho ti.; . . ... ; aw o| bis right ann, which i a-s
been strain? Ifor wino years. Ho attributes
id; recovery to band ball playing.
Smith ? tn ;.? lo Host II for i .'. ?U0. This is
about all Pr? -. !. ? c s ? len will ? ay for him,
nnd tho increase in salary will hardly pay
lilith".-. >-.\: .-ii-.-* of removing to Boston.
Tiornnii lin . ac ?. pto ! tho term of tho Ne?'
York dub, but bas not yet signed. Ho says
that rather than leave tho New York Hub
he wi til i pl ,y for fl,OOO less than he could
got clsOwhi rc
u.--. ?klyu will have three big threes this
jc-ar: i'u-cth'r?. iPa-borg arid Fo-.t/. of S:
Louis; D O'Brion, <frr and Pad ford > of the
Mobs, an 1 Smith, Terry and Piuckuey, of
ti:e hom6 eli h.
Athis.ui has ilecllnod to go into tho South
ern hogtie, which Laves out Chattan? o?a,
i?:.?l tl. Icaguo v l.i hi coln pose? 1 cf four
cities-birmingham, New Orleans, Charles
ton, S. (.'., and Memphis,
Slattery, who will yiay loft Hold for tho
New York- loam ii.Xi - .-. oh, was nt ono
tim? tho champion amateur legh jumper of
Massachu otts. Slattery i* a runner of no
nven ability, and bas a 100 yard record of
l > .> ? tees.
Smiling Miekoy Welch, of ti.o New York
club, who is now at Holyoke, refuses to either
confirmer tlony tlic r?-p ?rt ii. ... h . would hoi
ligti, Ho saifl ho had until March.to cou
-. 1er tho math rand 1.:^ decision would then
ix.- made public.
Harry Wright thinks Pilly S;:r: lay will
strengthen tho Pittsburg nine iii baso run?
ning. He says; ''They talk about tho llttlo
, fellow hot getting a good start off first base,
but li - niau lg? - ; i gel to sccou 1 I- fore tho
ball. I think lie ia ono of the best lioso run
ners In tho league. And lu tho field-weU,
he chatr e, ?s*? ytlihig.'1
SPORTING AND ATHLETIC.
J. P.. Hoggin declines to sell J? * icc y Ham
ilton's rvle.'i.-,' tv (."jj.:, p..-..wu.
A big trotting meeting, with $80,000 in
purses, i. talki 1 .?' foi' belmont piu-k m S<-?>
tcinber next.
Charles Marvin says that tho Palo Alta
I colts will not come cost next W .ison, but next
y< ar bo ? \| . '-ts to bring ou a string that ?ill
d?j credit t?j California,
A M lino breeding < ince rn has offered |.*/i..
500 f"r the California stallion Ouy Wilkes,
' The offer was flrst acci pteil and then refused.
Tho owners new place tho value at $??0,000.
Dan Daly, of St. Louis, has received a let
ter from Ike Wow. t!i ? "Spider,*' ?in> is now
at Minneapolis, \\'<-ir says bo contemplates
M trip to St. Louis to remain some timo, and
wants to know if Ibero is a ISO-pound man in
St Louis with whom bo could arrange a
sparring niateh.
A letter bas been received from' Jn!?<? Kii
raiii m winch he fays be is ?ell physically
'md doing remarkably well financially, II?
further says ho will return lo Baltimore in
April, nii'l requests that bis singlo senil,
wilieb is now nt tho Ariel boathouse, Spring
(.?arden, bo put in order, us hu wunt.s to prac
tice ro?-ii)K thli summ? r,
Prior's Balaam i: 11 a red hot favorite for
tho English Derby, only S to l t eing ofTercd
against hint, whilo tho next in favor ls Orbit
at 3 to I. Prior's Balsam ls about the tr. ug
tst favorito over known for tho English race
ul this time of tho year, ami tho general
.pinion is that nothing short of on accident
rim bring about his defeut.
HINTS FOR HOUSEKEEPERS.
In pe?\\.? niel winding carpet rags double
them with tho right sidcup.
Clothespins boiled n few minutes And
Quickly dried oncoof twice a month Ix-como
rnoro durable.
Nico tahlf cloths and napkins should no?, be
allowed to become much soiled, ?>> thal they
?ill require Vigorous rubbing with toop"or
in bot water,
bronze moy bo renovated and recolored by
mixing one p?rt Of muriatic acid and two
paru of Witter; free tho article from nil
grease and dirt, and [apply tho diluted acid
with a cloth; when dry polish with sn jot
Oft
To tako rust ont of stool rub t b? ?teel with
swootoil;ina day. or two rub with fliady
powdered snsbjk?*l> limo until tho nut, ail
disappears, then oil again, roll iu woolen
and put In a dry pla :e. especially if it l?s
tablo cn: ?'.'ry.
Tl c little white norms which sometimes
inako tho earth ?na plant Jar look os if it was
alive, can be ?hiv? II out Uy stopping ti.o hole
lithe bottom of the jar uni covering tho
suth with water .a vi:.ion you havodbsolved
a little i ute. I - t thu stnud for Mirerai
hours, and it n?>t likely that you will bo
tr ubi 1 with th wonna n?v more.-New
Y. :k Mail aud Express.
RELIGIOUS GLEANINGS.
Mr. Moody will n : ".> t > tiie I'nc ?tie coast
thia season, as ws < spe< ted.
Tho English Church un.on has established
a "yearly . ?* .* ... lon" (of tho communion)
for it- cl? ccaso<i incmi sirs.
Th- : ::.::.. A. I?. C. P. M. for tho
ilr>t four months ; thc fiscal year aro
(?0,0 1 more thu? : r tho corres, liding
period last year.
EXIT. JAV'S 0. BOVINE.
What i.t.r Democratic Itrotlircn lltlnttol
II;- U 11 lt tl i m .ii.
'.Vc seo no ,..-. ic ni ir re ison for declin
ing to accept tlni letter from James Q.
Blaine, written ..i good faith. It can.
of coUrse, be .- <; i thu; ne commits hin.-elf
:> nothing : re positive than the an
nouncement that his name will not. with
hi-if. usent, bc presented to the nomi ?ut
ir.convention and carefully rcfrair.s
:. :: i. ?Og ti e party that ho would
:. in any ever.! accept. But with every
.va:.. . ma.'..- ? ?:. >?ich evx-ivtno-", as
well a-- f r Mr, blaine's notorious! habit of
Faying one ihhij a:. 1 menning another,
weare disposed to regard the letter as
final. This c< : lindon wo have the le.-*
difficulty ai reaching because we are con
vinced that Mr. blaine would be defeated
if nominated, and that he is himself per
suaded to tho same effect.-Brooklyn
Citizen.
.Why Dill Ho Ito It ?
Why d: . ho do it? There will bo many
theories explaining it. prompted hy ad
min.ti? i and anuojouism both, and among
them probably ar.:
First-Ho vas tired. He had experi
enced the fjfearful strain f l ene exciting
canvass, a:, i it had told heavily eu han,
av. I he m UrUstcil tb? ability of his phf
>.<:?'.- t . carry hint through another.
.Second-I le wai.afraid he couldn't gt
the nominatl a. To havs been a candi
dat-1 c.::. - ..:. i ti. :, to appear ia the tuc.
ce?ding . nventionaiid bc beaten would
he .i fearful blow to a statesman's dig
nity, which Mr. blaine is unwilling lo
..
'fiiii I-Ho w u- nfrnl l that if nominated
ho Would ha beaten, That had been his
f ito once ai '. he -'..ra:.'.; from it again.
New York Evening Suy\
Tho l?o.t 1 liitirr for Ulm.
It hr.- ...'.:vt*. Mr H'.a:n>i pome time to
rea l aright the lesson of tho late election
in this pivotal state, and to acknowledge
thc : ii lity . : his t ludidaey. Bat Le bas
d . lt ntl l.t.
The ri : - hcretof re given by The
Wi rid why the ll publicans wotild not re
nominate Mr. Bhliho were- not accepted
by t' . bl Hers'' of the party. Mr.
I Uni ac's Par! "message" proved that ho
) mself wn lisp? cd to deny their force.
BU! th . ; _. ? th- ti:nation has proved
t. . btrong for billi, and ho withdraw.s
from the Held.
li I. t' .. Uest nctef j.;.? litlealcareer.
- NVs York Evening World.
What it Indicate*.
The letter i nppar idly a peremptory
d?clinai c i f tho li n ?tot leading a f >r
1 ra I. ;.?.. hut tho manner in Which Mr.
.J ::<.., giv< i: to the press, nr. 1 the refusal
:.> say what Mr. Blaine will ?lo if his
friends ins! ton hi* nomination, seem to
indicate that though tho magnetic man
:. m Maine .s la retreat, he has not bumed
: II . ri lg . heh ind him.-.St. Louis Ropub
Woll, May Ho.
Tho est ie mod Tribune reluctantly ac
cepts Mr iii.ii:: 's lotter of withdrawal.
Coming fr ?rn Mr. Ulai no's organ this Is
signitici nt. I) s it mean that the wrrk
of coaxing, courtine? and begging Slr.
Dial no to bo n candidate is to bc inaug
urated!'-New i'ork World.
Knew A ii About it.
Senator Sh? rman Bays that ho knew nil
tho whll-i that Mr. blame would not he a
candidate, and it was upon this theory
that L- p< rmitted his wishes In tho direc
tion of tho pre-ab:.'y to KO before the
count rv Sound, far seeing .lohn:-New
York World.
TIlO 1?, P. Mai Come Too Late.
Mr Blaine neglected to adda postscript
io';.ii.?; whether or ii'/t be would decline
to accept if the nomination were forced
upon hun. Mr Jones, in an interview,
also evades this Question.-Cincinnati En
quirer.
Hopeful John.
There will he manya Republican candi
date wh > will read Blaine's letter with
feelings of j y. And i.one will be more
h ipeful than one John Sherman, of Ohio.
-Philadelphia Time?.
Of Cniir^.
It ls plain that Mr. blaine han made up
b)A mind that he cannot bo again nom!
tinted for president, and that if nominated
he cannot he elected.-Now York World.
M. .m. It.
i Mr. Blaine's letter of declination will
bo accepted at its face vnluo. lie evi
dently means what ]..-> BM'S. -Now York
Tho Democratic ward club- of
Columbia decided* unanimously
in favor <.f tho holding of primaries
to make municipal nominations,
Senator In gul ls, presiding ofllcor
of the United .States Semite, deliv
er, d a ?pi edi in that body in Which
ho makes a violent attack <>n (ho
South.
O Ivo Them A Chimed
That ia to say, your lungs. Also all
your broathiivg mneliinory. V?ry won
(lerful inaehinor.v lt i-. Not only th?
lal lier ?Ol-passages, hilt HlO tllOUSSndfl
. .t little tul-es aie caVlllOS ICHiding from
I hem.
Whon thoso aro clogged and choked
with matter which ?audit not to he thoro,
your lungs cannot half tio their work,
And what He y do, i,e v CAlinOt (IO WOll
I all it cold, COUgh, croup, pneumonia,
catarrh, con sn in pf lon er nuj the fane
liv of throat mid nose and head and limy
obstructions, ali are bad. All ought ti
bo gol rbi of. There i-< hi*t one MU ri
M av io tret ri ! of t hem. That is io taki
ftoschco s Oeruian Syrup, w hich nuy
druggist will sell you ni 7 . conts n ' oti io,
liven jf everything oise has failed you,
you ni.iv depend lipoil HIM ! ll' OOnnllV
Settlement and Final Discharge.
permission of A. W. Rurnsldo, I'm
bato Judge, 1 will settle tho Estalo of P
M. M?tn?lou -, flocon sod, nf hi-* office .,|
Lauren-('. Hi on tho Dill flay "f April
\ s-.<, nf pi o'clock, a. m., and ?it thu samt
time w in apply for a final disolinro.
All persons having dei.lands ngainsi
said ?slate are i,. roby not I fled topuoseni
the Ramo, in due foi in, Oil f?r before snit
dav.or bil forever barred. And all in
debted arc rcfpiirod to make payment bj
sahl time.
J. M. M LA DOWS,
Kxec utor.
Mandi 0, 1888 8U st
lt is Absurd
For people to expect a cure for Indiges
tion, linley they refrain from eating
what is unwholesome ; but if anything
will sharpen tho appetite ami ghctone
to the digestive orea;.-, it Ayer's Sar
saparilla. Thousand* all over thc html
testify to the merits of this medicine.
Mrs. Sarah Burroughs, of -JlS Eighth
street. South Boston, writes : "My hus
band hos taken Ayer's Sarsaparilla, for
Dyspepsia and torpid liver, aud has
beeu greatly benefited."
A Confirmed Dyspeptic.
C. Canterbury, of Itt Franklin st.,
Boston, Moss.! writes, that, suffering
for years from Indigestion, he was at
last induced to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla
aud. by its use, was entirely cured.
Mrs. Joseph Aubin, cf High street,
l?olyoke, Mass., suffered fer over a year
from Dyspepsia, so that she could not
eat substantial food, became very weak,
and was unable to care for her family.
Neither tko medicines prescribed by
phys:, ?ans, nor any cf the remedies
advertised for the euro of Dyspepsia,
helped her, until she commenced the
uso of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. "Three
bottles of this medicine." she writes,
'. cured mc.'1
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
PREPARED RV
Dr. J. C. Ayer ?? Co., Lowell, Mass.
m??$l; ?Ix boult*, #i. Worth |i * bottle.
Emporium Of ?T?sliion.
I stn now pr. pared tu meet ymir de
mands for Fall and Winter Clot h tog. 1
have tho liest selected stock of clothing
for men, youths nun boys, that you can
lin I in the City. Tlis ' loads aro corrod
In stvlo, make and Amish, rind ni to per*
feet in lit mid will hold their shape a*
lotig ns the gariivint la-!*. This steel*
consist of Sack and Cutaway Suit? in
Cashimore,-Cheviots and silk mixture,
als} Diagonals Worsted, Whip-oord.
Tho leading novelty ls tho Strlpe-Chevi
ots in Sack and Cutaways
Dicss Suits nf Ktogant mat'-, id niel
? cut-in tho most fitsi??itblej and ; i.
litt lng stylos, in whip-cord and cork1
j M-r.-.-.v v .,; imp' : :. I i.'.li*.
rub Dress Suits with Dyke ?nftts nu !
vest. A full I f these "g ^ .
' wi h is. I, omi i .; tarantee a pern" '. Ill iii
. very i ;. -'. ill....
A lull lin? of ?? nts furnishing i"5ood?<
Of every ' desert pt i m, Undi r Wear, 0lov?s
linlfdiosc, Collars and enif* cte. ?V beau
tiful Hue ?f Neck Wi ar of sill colors and
-t\e -.
In tho Hat s;.--k you iv i 11 find nil tin
leading styles. Thc DI* Nb AP Silk ?nd
Still-hats also thc K-*---..! Self conform
lng >tiil Hat. tie . . make4 1 " ;' sol.
. Agnit for, and can roily ho und at thc
I'lmporium. b il los those Other milk?
! < < of hats In a gi at variety oj -;>;,....
Silk, < assim- rc. still nial si :i hats m ali
grades un i pri. -, I'lils ls the lurk?St
sto >h bl hats I lu.vc ever had, thc pietra,
uro of showing io my patrons.
Ocnts l-'lno Sh uts Iii nil thc leadley
stvlo? aud iii de <. nm mg Uh in y< il will
lind the Celebra! d Bmiul.itei sic e in
Conun ss. bas . tin.I UUttbii, you will
tho Douglass Shoe for men at $3.00 and
. I'.MVS nt .?. cv rv ; .ii ginirnntcid.
When you visit tie- citv I wonki bn
: pleased io have .Vdu tn call Inspect this
j lillie, t.-- stock. Tids ?th?? onie jShico
whore you ban seti tho corred styles.
Hi specirullv,
Columl ia S, ' M. L, hl.VU?D,
M v new fall stock ls now ready for
your Inspect I m, where von Will fi . I the
correct <tyb:-s,?nd class of goods as von
will lind til t!i?- |.'ni| i i T i ??. of Fi dilon,
you will lind i;..- stock coniplcio in
every resp c , mid for lit mid make
i I lioso giiriiiClits eaiiiiot bo oxcdlloil as
i they aro mau ti biol tl red expressly for
mc."
Von v .!! lind a complete linn of (toots
furnishing, mel Hats ot' :.!! styles and
?i ; i ;t I i t i. -. iilso a handsome line o[ shu<
in all th.- lutes! -t \ les.
I mn much pleased willi my iuicecs
for th..- pis; vi ar with this store, an I fol
tho eoini.hoc. of tho citizens f >; ?ni m
i burg and tho il|.nuiry in iuvenilen
I vers to place before them a st rielly ii rsi
class clothing house mid nt prices ilia
! cannot bc excelled by anyone. Yo i .vii!
hod no IIIIXIHI stock" bore. ;l hiv. ?.ia -
I .-I Mr Kr Viii Twittv 111 nhargo ol this
? IHUISO, where bo will he pira-- 1 to sci
j all hi- fri. lids, and w iii t ike pleasure in
. showing tho now stock.
Respect fu I y. M, i.. K INA Ul) j
KltYlN TWIT IV, Manager.
: Spnrtanburg s. v.
Till-; LAI REXS BAR.
J. I. JOHNSON. VV, lt. KICUKY
JOHN'S! IN A.- IIB 'Hl-;v,
ATTORN/. YS A f LA W.
Ot'FlCK Flpnilng's Corner, Northwest
Hid.- of Public s piare.
l.A r lt F NS, ? . ll.. - - - s. ( .
\S . H. M A li l ? N,
ATTORS'KY AT LAW,
LA UHF.N'S L\ II , . - - S. C
M. L. *OIMd.A M),
A T T <) lt x r. V A T l. A w,
l.A I* tl K NS C II.. S. C.
Ofiloo over National; W.' n h.
m:\.i. i>. CUNI Noll AM,
ATTORN KY AT LAW,
LAU H K NS ?' Ff.S.
W. J. liol.M I N. II. V. SIN? l'SON
HOI,MI'S A: SIMPSON,
ATTORN H VS AT' i. wv,
LJRKN8 C. H., ... s c.
N. s. fl AH HIS,
ATTORN BY AT LAW,
LA URI"NS, s. c.
jDr^OiRee over store of w. h. floyd.
Female* College.
With a full corps of assistants tho
iilllirOllSVlllO Female Coll, ge \\??|
reorganize and bogil! full s-^-ion
Sept. lOth. Ilhorns comfortable.
Standard high. Special attention to
all P?mulo accomplishments Now
and -j londld Pianos, Non-sccfa
' rian. Government parotita). Young
! ladies ..oiler tho llumodllltO COTO Of
Mrs. McCaslan and Mrs. X. c .Tor?
i dan. Pupils rocolvod ? I finy limo
?ind charged until end of ip'iarler.
Hoard $12 per month in advance,
Tuition $20,480, ami with classical
course ??lo per ( ollegiate your, pav
able monthly. We solicit ?ind hope
to merit public patronage. Fur
any information address,
W. M. M cC A Si, AN,
Presldont.
LAURENS, 8. C., July 20, 1887, ly.
THE ITIiXNTRK PALU'K
Of .A-iAgviSteb, Of a,.
Tho Largst Finest, and Most Stolid
House in tlie Soiatii i
W< aro now receiving osir Kail ?look of Furniture. Tho finest und ehonnotit
o\ er ?i i i. ?MI I tin- i> saving vary inueh, fur wc hnvo for years beon
T ?I ill EADERS
both in Styl Mind Price - alu 'to s ?< Mur.: on clono margins. Wo have
all tito woolla made Into furniture, eonsistlni; of Mabogany, ('berry, AutlnnJ
Oak, Imitation Mahogany, Antique \sh, .Solid Ash,Olh i and Walnut.
Walnut Suits. .."i. Marble top.* loo) Put lor Suits, Plu?h Wu
Fraim ?, $:W to |.V> Ol. Fine Silk Parr stilts, $",.*? Ot) to |30U ?0,
Wo carry from Vit? 7?p arlor ulta and rr?.m loo to 160 chamber sulla hi su.ii
It will p iv yo i t" . ?me mu? ?00 iH or write for eatuloj{iie an i prjc . lia ?.,.". tS\
rn upplle ilion o
Ponte and prion, wo will be ?Ind to ?bou \ ?t brough
FL 12 M INO & BOWLES,'
The Leaders.
S43 Br o GL cl St, A-Ligvi.sta.. Gai
_Dealers in Hough,mid Reedy Prepared Lumber,
DOGES, SASH AND BLINDS,
Moulding's of Every Kind
Doors. Mantels, Newels. Sawed and Turned
Balustrades.
PINE AND CYPRUS SHINGLES
\V?- ca? i. ive done al -li ?i t notice ami in good stylo any kimi
of tu M cv work. Ii you mein btisiiies* oui! to soc us.
Respectfully,
GEA .Y& ANDERSON
Laureas C. H. S. C
^CesLca.ca.'u.sbirters
lilli ? Pili
ofe??ii ? fofff|
i'-i
K??B
ALI. Kl NI -
i>, \ t i IN, Sl.'OAR, CANDY,
Ti t ?nt. PICK I.KS, CRACK RRS,
MOLASSES, PEPPER, CANN El) GOODS
COFFEE, SPICE, OF ALL KINDS.
Car-Loa 1 of Flour just Received.
.Uar-Load of Bagging- and Ties.
WAGONS -A-INT'D B'LjaGIES
All of which wc sill ul liOTTOM I"mi 'lir.s.
Geo. 33- Anderson
Laurens - so
v.
YNE & CO.,
PROP HI RIM ) i:-; or TH E
-VT TH h)
E IT ? 21 L L A HOTEL
SWEET MASH CORN WHISKEY.
L U'RENS. S. <'.
CLOSING OUT SALE OF
CLOTH IMG!
1 ii
pstin,
ia. Jr?otel Blook
.MHbln?^Ss'in;,:V;.:?..^.. -\v:;v.r",i:''M;;:'-:^;;.:'!,.'ii/,i?-luu M>ti ,;,,,,t, yof
bo ?ohPr??Mrdl< i?ofpmi Lui,- >?\?e my busluO'is. Tho ?owls munt
....... ' iarsA?ss-^? BMawaffjnai?rpass.?*
per?
. re in ?
ii, KP.STI v, Columbia, 8. c.
The Cold Wave Signal
ls Floating to the Breeze, but it w ll bo a colder
day in August when
W. C, P, ROBERTSON
Is Undersol d on S ta/plo a.nc3.
Fanoy Grooeries!
.mctg?MjU] --
TO tho eiti/.ens of Laurena County I announco that my sloe*
goods, consistlnu of Flour, Moni, Cora, flacon, MOIIUMOA. Orita, "Sugar,
Codee, Rico, und everything usually kent In a Hrut-ctuaa Grocery HOUHC,
has Juat arrived fresh from (ho pf rou I (louie r?. cigars and Tobacco .
specialty. All i ask i> lo (jive mo a trial. Tho gooda arohorojand tnIW
bo sold. v
Politest attention will lu? given to customers, and ovory article jfiiar- /
autoed ns represontocl, at
W. 6. P, ROBERTSON'S
Fowler's Block, - - Laurons, S- 0.
Jan. 17,1888-6m.