The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, June 29, 1887, Image 4
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((uartrra.
Thc National Hank of Cincinnati has
suspended business,
Defalcation lias been discovered in the
Chicago water department. !.. C. l'ope,
thc collector, is short (-5,000 or $0,000.
Mr. Parnell ?lees ian improve in health,
uiul it is now said thal he ls suffering from
cancer of the stomach.
Maxwell, the murderer nt Charles A.
Prollor, will tread tho murderer's usual way
to glory on thc P.Mh August.
Adjutant General ! "11111, who HOS raised
such a bobbery about thc Ung, was a Blaine
man in lss'.
Thc spougo cutcli in Florida tims tar is a
failure, thc vessels nut having made CUOUgll
to pay their provision hills.
Tho second Chamber of tho Diet of Iii >*
has passed thc ecclesiastical hill, settling
thc COUlllct between llctSC ?md the Vatican
Colonel Lamont has gone lo New Yorl
tor ?1 tew days on a visit which mystifie
thc politicians ?it both ends ol his journey
Asia Minor is threatened with bunin
and thc Sultan is considering how to rem
edy the trouble.
The bargo Walters was sunk in Ltlk
Brio on Monday evening. She was stine
by a squall. Bight lives were lost.
II. sloan & Sons, cotton brokers of Phi
adclphla, who have suspcuded payment
expect to make ?1 statement to their crcdli
ors in it few days.
Bonj. C. Arnold and Francis ll. Arnold
composing thc linn of Arnold A. Co., deal
crs in coffee, Wall street, have assigned ti
Welcome S. Jarvis.
Henry Doolltcll, a (?crinan butcher, w in
murdered Prank Mckie!, was captured ?1
ISIgin, HI., Monday, and soon afterward
committed suicido.
Hy an explosion of tire damp Monday
in a new railway tunnel in the Dopartmcn
of Hautes Alps. 13 Italian laborers wer
killed and o') Injured.
J. W. Longley, Attorney General ol Ni
VU Scotia, is an aident advocate of a con
merdai union of the Dominion and th
Pcited States.
lix-United stiiics Treasurer Jordan lia
been presented with a handsomu sllvu
punch howl hy thc employes of the Trew
ury Department.
Mayor Hewitt ts charged with having
presidential Inc in his honnet. If he wool
moko as good a president as lie ha:, a mayo
thc lice should he encouraged.
Sarah Bernhardt is said to have had sn
llcicnt t:iith in thc future of Chicago to ii
vest $18,500 In real estate in thal cit
during her recent engagement liiere.
A Washington milliner has successful]
introduced ?1 mw style of summer bo
which she has named Dorothy Whitney
honor of thc naval Secretary's baby ghi.
Congressman Tom I teed, of Mn inc, h
gouc lo Alaska lo spend tho summer. M ai
has no charms for Heed when his hoi
Blaine, is not al homo.
Republican newspapers are gleeful OV
thc honors paid to Mr. Blaine In hondo
Compared to Bu If alo Bili, Mr. blaine is
small potato in thc eye of the lb itish nalia
The New York Commercial Advert?s
ad vises the members of tho ll flic th congre
to study publie rpieslions before they assei
hie in Washington next December.
Dulinga thunder storm in Sumter cou
ly on Monday, a negro was killed by liglt
liing. Two mules wi le killed a! the san
timi' and place.
W. W. Corcoran has so far recoven
from his recent attack of paralysis that 1
has been ?aki n io Deer Park. Md., to spell
I he heatt d terni.
Blackwood, the Georgia forger, wassel
tonced to nine years at hard labor in tl
penitentiary, lie had pleaded guilty 1
three indictments foi forgery.
Broker Kershaw, who engineered ono ci
of thc corner in wheat, has gone to tho wu
for certain, T. H. Weare having been a
pointed receiver under bond.
Port Lovett, who attempted lo ou trag?
lady at Villa Rica. Ga., was talon fro
??iii Wcdiic-day nlglii by a party of nu
aud luis not been helli! of .-?inc.
A report ls current (hat M. Stallion, 01
of tho Regents, anti M. Zivnkoff, Preside!
ol thc Sobran jo, Bulgaria, have been seize
by conspirators.
The Chicago express over the Baldino
and ohio rail road was wrei bel near ( >a!
land, Md., on Wednesday morning. <>t
tramp WAS killed, and six other persia
were wounded.
A heavy storm visited Lynchburg. Y?i
on Tuesday night, blowing down shat
trees and fencing, and doing other tlamilg
Thc damage in tia' country ls thought
bc heavy.
The anli-liocclicr faction in IMymou
(/burch pronounce lin- rumor thal Mi
Stowe's nil is to succeed Mr. lan her '
delightful little bit ot lot.'" whatever (li
may be.
The Queen's jubilee is pronounced 1
thc Knglisb press to have been a grand sn
cess. Among the presents she rccolvi
was a poise of l'??,00U, subscribed bythn
million women.
John Sllgland, on trial for thc murd
of Helen A. Burst, whose body was foul
in tho Connecticut 1 iver Sunday, com m I ttl
tinuictdo by hanging in his cell at Brail I
arni"' ^ l ' Thursday afternoon.
f()(,.)r. Hamilton denies (ho .statements th
?- govermnenl oOlciah In the fever d
^ 'I'lets have deserted their posts, and sa
j \ytat none of them ure absent except t!
oslmnstor and naval paymaster, who wc
1'"*....Icrcd away.
ur Mr. Lewis Monis, thc assistant pf>cl la
L" reate for the jubilee occasion, is the nulli
of thc "Kplc of Hades." Ile owes his c
vation to the partiality of the Prince
Wales.
'i'la: Karl of Aberdeen tnldrcwd t
Young Men's Christian Assoi intion of s
Francisco during his visit io tim! city. I
lordship is described ns a tall, Blonder mn
with a full dark beard and moustache.
While Jobll S. Wi>e Is making his four
of July speech at Philadelphia, Filzhui
Lee, who beat him for governor of Virgin!
will bc delivering the independence d
oration before Tammany in New ) oi k.
Miss Grace Studebaker, daughter of I
famous wagon malua-of South Read, lin
was married tho ether day. Nature ga
lier iK'auty and her father gave her .-fini),111
A little New Jersey politician is now t
possessor ol'? both.
Allier!. .Miener. the millionaire moiiufl
lurer who supplies hall of Paris with 1
breakfast chocolate, ls now nt thc Hoff mi
House, New York. He welghs'abotlt 2>
pounds and lins Juice making 11 tour of tl
world to reduce ids desk.
At thc recent commencement exercises
Centre College, of Kentucky, thc trustee
on Hie unanimous recommendation nf tl
faculty, conferred Hie honorary (logree 1
master o? mts upon Dr. William C. WU
of thc .Medico Chirurgical College, <
Philadelphia.
Thc Rev. John T. Mavwoll, a Method I
preacher, Shot and killed John Ricket
Wednesday, at Irondale, nrnr Blrmlngnnn
Al?., foran Improper ossAiill on Ibo wi
of the former. Rickett lea VOS a wife an
several small children.
Surgeon-General Hamilton, who has ju
returned to Washington, expresses Hw. b
lief that all pr?pef Steps have been taki
to cheek the yellow ft vcr epidemic nt Kt
West, anti that a further spread lins Is-t
well guarded against.
According to dramatic newspapers, Wi
son Barrett lost $22,000 by his America
tour. Tho following arc given us thc iii
ure8 of tho bfggest proflts of the seatoi
Patti. 960,000; Bdwlu Mooth, 175,000;
Bornhardt, 150,000.
A monument is to in- o roc tod to Chicago
to .fohn A. Logan, which will provably
cost |100,000. Thc State of Illinois hus ap
propriatcd $00,000; tho Grand Anny has
promised $50,000, and thc city of Chicago
is c\tvoled to give tho other $50,000.
I ho Uoynl Havana lottery, after the last
drnwtug, was mulcted to the amount of
$85,000 through counterfeit fractional pot
lions of thc ticket hearing the number
draw hm the capital prize which called for
$'.?00,000.
Senator Mrowu and Representatives
BiotlUt, Crisp and Stew art, of Georgia, had
II special audience willi the Presiden! Mon
day and advocated 11 ie appointment of cv
Representative lltunmoud, of Georgia, lo
lue Vacancy in thc (Jutted Stales Supreme
( ourl.
A terrific explosion occurred in Roberts,
Duh- A: Co.s chemical works in Munches
ter. Bugltmd, Wednesday, which destroyed
thc buildings. The ruins took tire and Ute
llames spread to Pomona Palace. Many
persons arc supposed to he killed.
Thc report that. Rev. Charles IS. Stowe
will in- called lo tho past?rate of Plymouth
Church ls denied. Thc congregation arc
pleased with him, bulare looking out for
801110 one else--people say Dr. Kenn
Thoma-:, of RrOokUUO, Mass.
The board of trustees of Wells Pon?ale
College, Aurora, N. V.. have voted thai
women should have repr?sentai ?on in the
beard and Mi-s Helen F. Smith, the lady
principal, and Mis. Francis F. Cleveland,
an idutumis, were unanimously chosen
.nistet
Governor Hill, of >?'cw York, has ap
proved thc hill prohibiting the use of car
stoves on passoiigcr trains after the lirst of
May next. If sonio other menus of heating
i- nui pelfecled by that lime, thc Governor
HO doubt reasons that th" passengers may
freeze.
Thc German crown prince is undoubt
edly in a had way. The doctors declare
that he isalllicted with pachyderiuia vern
< ?sn, a variety of clcpantiasls ot the eulalie
mis integument and subcutaneous tissue.
The disease U aol dangerous. Inti lin mime
is enough tn kid even a prince.
Thc ghost ol' Mrs. lioxnlatll Druse, the
herkimer (N. V.) county \votn...t who waa
hanged for tllO murder of her husband, now
pays nightly visits to the cell in which she
was con lined anti frightens all tho jailers by
moaning from midnight till dawn. Orso
the jailers say.
Miss Aguata Ramsay, ll daughter of Slr
.lames Itanisay, thc Scotch baronet, look
lirsi honors in thc classical course at t?rton
College, Cambridge, langland. She was
thc only student of either sex lo pas- in the
lirsi division and wa- loudly cheered hy her
male (competitors when lier rank was an
noll ll Ceil, lier age i- WU years.
Muck Taylor, the cow hoy. whose daring
lierformtmccs with the liuffnlo Hill Wild
i Wc-t show recently resulted in a dislocated
111 if h. i.- ?laving a fligll old lime during his
convalescence. He is thc London lion just
now, and is getting all sorts of ginni
Hiing- to cal ami drink sculhim by his Brit
ish admirers.
Kohi n 13. kee Camp of ex Confederate
veterans passed through Washington Mon
day -m their way lo Richmond. They
spoke very enthusiastically of the generous
luid magnificent reception given them net
oiils iii Muston, hu! hy Lynn and other
cities of Massachusetts, livery where they
experienced kind treatment and boundless
hospitality,
A Violent wind .uni rain storm broke
over Wilmington, Dd., Wednesday, doing
gr?ai damage. A big oak tree was up
tooled mid h il on a douille fraino dwelling,
crushing in the roof nnd killing three per
sons, A two-moiiths-otd chilli, which lay
in Iud willi ii- mother, was extricated from
the o ashed limbers alive.
<>! th? persons charged with being lin
plieah i in ila- murder of Col. Soudckiti,
? . . . : thu Russian police, who was assas
sinated in lss;;, sevn have licet! sentenced
to deatli ano fourteen lo deportation tn Si
tier?a. Twoi.i' the accused wcio acipiitted.
Tuc executions will lake place next Mon
day.
Tia society of ike Anny of du- Potomac
met :.: Saratoga Wednesday, (?en. kudus
Fairchild was oneil" the vice presidents.
Several resolutions wen- offered on thc
matter of tho return of thc captured Hags,
hut nil wen- laid on the table. Resolutions
were adopted, inviting thc survivors ol thc
Con federate army of Northern Virginia tu
thc annual meeting al Gettysburg Iii July,
An attempt was made about 2 o'clock
Wednesday morning by a gang of nine
men tu pull down thc figures of "tho lion
and thc unicorn," which dec?ralo tho front
Of the old Stale House ill MoslOl). W ho
over fastened thc ropes to ike ofllgics was
evidently familiar with the hui ld lng. Tin
action, of course, was intimately connected
with i he antagonistic feeling against thc
Queen's ?nhill : in Fa neu il Ball.
Tho jubileo in London was a stupendous
, success. At letts! one-million people were
crowded along thc rollie of Ibo royal pro
cession, about three miles in length. Tho
Impression left on thc minds of those who
saw lia- pageant i-. Ilia! whatever hound
les wealth, military pomp and illustrious
rank could do lo create mid heighten the
elit e! of tho State's show of loyally, or
demonstrate thc affection of tho people for
their sovereign, was done for the dliy'8
demonstration, and that the result sur
passed anything of the kind ever BCCD in
Ku rope, in modern times at least.
\ lllomly KCIHI in Kentucky.
l.iAiM.ioy, Kv., .lune 22.- Informa
1 tion has boen received by tho Transcript
of another battle in Kowan county,
which occurred this morning at .> o'clock.
In this light (haig Tolliver, tho despera
I do who lorded it over that section, wits
j killed, lt is said that a large party of
mon, ostensibly led by Dr. kogan, whose
two Hons were murdered in cold blood
by tho Tolliver men about two weeks
ago, and who was in jail in thia city at
tho time of tho tragedy, had organized a
band of regulators for the purposo of
ridding the county of thc desperadoes.
Tho rumors of this band being in tho
neighborhood of Morehead have been
frequent. This morning, a little after
nine o'clock, tho regulators being con
cealed in close proximity to Morehead,
opened lie on Tollivor and some of his
gang who wore OU the streets. Tolliver
was killed in thu engagement, and the
light assumed a bushwhacking character,
men hiding behind houses and trees and
shooting at any one that could bo seen.
Reports differ as to tho numbor killed;
one placing the number at live, includ
ing Tollivor, and another stating that
Craig Tolliver, tWO 0? his brothers and
thirteen others had beet; killed. There
in gi\ at confusion in tho telegraphic re
ports coming, and accurate nows is out
of thc question.
LOUISVILLE, Kv., Juno 28.--A special
from the Courier-Journal cones] ninden t,
who loft last night for I towan county,
corroborates thc story ol the killing of
tho ti ree Tollivera and Harvey Cooper.
Bhorjff iiogg'a posse had warranta for
tho arrest of the men, and they were
uipplied with anns and ammunition by
[loveruor Knott. .Force was only re
ported to after tho desperadoes had re
fused to Hubmit to arrest. Bud/1 and
lay Tolliver were bOUdns, not brothers,
>f Craig Tolliver. Andy Tolliver, anoth
er of Craig's cousins, escaped; he was
dight iy wounded.
if a person strike?an altitude in ho liable
o arrest for assault and battery J
JKFF. DAVIS AM) TIIK PLAUH.
An Oi"'" Leiter from Ihe Confederate Chieftain.
A Chicago /?(or ?<*ean special from Dan
ville, Ul., says tin' following lotter wan re
ceived:
?KAl'VOUt, Miss., .lune 28.
C?l. Phocion /lotear(I, DancilU), III.:
|)KAII SUI: III answer to your letter of
request hythe Danville Farmers'and Me
chanics Institut?* that 1 should deliver an
allure s at its lair, I reply as 1 did last year.
Some years ayo I delivered an address nt
the Winnebago County Fair, I was re
ceived with great courtesy. There 1 was
with friends-1er my memory went back
t<> the months ol' .lure, July and August,
IST.'?, when as lieutenant upon the s'ait* ot
Colonel /.aehai v Tayjor. I w as stationed nt
Prairie l>u Cbicu, or Kort Crawford, ns il
wa llioll known, tutti ?lining tho memora
ble and historic Black Hawk War. it was
my good forluue t?> help lu protecting tho
pk ?or sottlors of that country, whoso do
ulan's I spoke to at Rockford.
I cai.not come to Illinois this year.
Thanking tho association through you, 1
have only t?> say, ns l saitl Inst September
in un open letter to ( ?oloiicl .1. T. Schare, of
linliiiuoro, tuai I deny tito charges mudo
llgninsl in?: hy (Sen. Win. T. Sherman, III
which ho says 1 was foremost in encourag
ing du; lute war. I say t?? you, my dear
Colonel. Ililli I ?lid all III my power lc pre
vent the late war, and that 1 never looked
for nor aspired lo the post ol Chief or I*.\
ccutivo of thc Confederuto States.
I may say Ililli the order of Hie War l>c
partaient lo return Ibo eiiplurcd dags to tin
late Confederate Stales was a violation ol
nil know n military picccdcnts. Von will
lind hi any history of the ?atc war thal
there were hut 2(1 regina lils of rcgtlllll
troops in th?' army ol thc North, and ol
th?; lolal of 500 Con federate tings captured,
ii is questionable if tho 20 r?giments cap
tu red .vi The lings were captured by tin
volunteer army of the North, and bolong
to tho several States, and have nu right t?
'.. :i Ibo National Capitol.
Itespcclfully yours,
.lia i KlisoN I>.\v is.
VII Vlleged Mir ??.!?-.
A oro-pondent ot Um tHull, /), iif -ni
nt Pana, ill., leds of an alleged liliritctlloil!
? ure ol sttunmerhig ai a revivid in Mont
gi pinery c. ninty, thai stat", The person ol
whom lin; alleged inirticle waa worked ii
Wm. Ce Win un old citizen. Catii th?
lime ot his conversion bc bad td ways hen
a worldly man from the llible stnnd|)ohit
and had also sullen d from Shimmering
So groat was the ? Meal of liistilllictioil Ilia
eveii '.is most int i mah- friends and associate:
found milch dilllculty in tuidcrstnudinj
whenever be attempted io converse will
I hom. During II recent revival of religion
conducted in ibo old fashioned style, will
mom nora bench accompaniment, nutt when
the seeker is expected to | HMSO vere null
positive that from his feelings the blossln/
ol !. .. IvClleSS and ace; ptalice has collie Up
eu Lim and be may lirlse a saved sinner
Ce Will became n convert. Thu inns
wundi ?lui p ut about thc circumstuticc I
Ilia! when he became convinced that ho wa
cally ilirough I be ordeal he ulsotllsi overci
Illili his speech had been made perfect, alu
he e.aild talk ns smoothly ntid easily ns I
lie hid in ver been nilli? ted with slummer
lng. i dd nccpitiiiitniiccs who knew him fot
years have heard him talk, and arc also wit
ni sse-lo (he remarkable fact.
lin- Mother ol Thirl?Hirer Dill.inn.
Tl >. : irpcsi family of ? lilldreti in Amer
?. i. horn of ..ie- mother and holier, i:
probably Ibid of Mi s llrundon, of Moul ds
ville. W, Vu, Thc mother is (inly ?7yoiui
old. tillo lins given birth toland retired ?I*
children-dive dan ! tors and soils. Six
Ioctl ol (he solis mensure In height collect
I vi lj lld feel '< inches. All ol lliese 10 wert
volunt? is [n the I nion army during tin
Into civil war. i ?ne wa- killi d at Pittsburg
Landing, one died In Atidcrsonvllle, rim
. ne, Charles, tho young!si boy, served ila
; bing'.-1 term in Libby prison ol any Unioi
sadler now living. Ol IhC il boys win
survived thc war. all ware wounded lilli
ure drawing pensions, "VI i lirnndon, tin
mother of this band ol soldiers, lins Intel.'
been grunted ri pension nf $2,230. Tb"
old I illy is as liriglll and active us llios
woii.en of one-half bel agc. ?hc is font
ol outdoor exercise, and only:- few dui
ago walked 20 miles within live hours.
('let ri.uni ? \\ ur IteCOrd,
The Leader says that Crover Clevchiu
ls II "copporhcad," thal bc seul ii "stihstl
lute" to represent him in the anny. Y?n
well, bul ii faiis lo einte Illili two of Cleve
laud's'.brothers went into tho anny, thal
he H m lined ai home to support bis mot bc
and ila families of his broll? is. IIoilIsi
furnished a substituto and pnid for him on
ot hu ow n money. The Leader suppertc<
I liai ne for President Ile staid at hun
and made money uni of ibo war. Ho pu
in a substitute; Illili substitute de? ried un?
Blain-! recovered from (bc Maine Legi
lute the money he had paid his coward!'
representativo. Dae ol tho leader editor
Weill to lill rope to avoid thc draft, had hi
teeth pull? d out so he could sw ear lia coull
noi bile cartridges and die "warriors" nov
on i'm: Leader editorial force were all en
jovitig fat oil I ces, drawing I lg pay um
laking precious good care that ikey novo
would gel near any "buttle tings." VUti
lund Plain Dealer.
. -???. - -
UAIIAVA! ltd I IVKltslliCS 0OI110 high
although they ar?' a vory common lux
ury. The Master in Chancery, to when
was roforred tho matter of componsatioi
?hui tiie receivers and counsel of th
Wabash, St. Louis and I'acilic Uni]road
recommends ibo following allowanced
Thomas K. Tutt mid Sidon flumphroy
receive ?neb $112,500 82*25,000; tb
attorney for reccivors, assisting the (?en
eral Solicitor, ?$7,500; another attorney
??7,?M). Farmers' Loan and Trust Gpm
puny, us trustee, $2,500; a firm of law
yore, $5,500; anothor firm of lawyers
#5,500. Other solicitors und trustee
were pod un oggrogato of $00,000 more
This makes a grand total for receiver
and lawyer.') of $311,500. lt is Dot prob
able that in any private business sud
extravagant expemtiturcs would be toloi
atc?l, but when a railway gets into th
hands of n court it is too often consid
oreti legitimate picking by thc. lawyers
und the courts und their ofllcors Beldon
hurt tho feelings ?d' the profession by in
(hunting Hutt tim 0barges for legal ser
vice? are too high.
Wo accidentally ovcrltcnrd tho following
I In logue on tho stre?-t yesterday.
Jones-Smith, why don't you stop Hm
llsgtlSllng hawking and spitting?
Smith How eau I? You know 1 um i
nurtyr lo catarrh.
J,-Do as I (lld. I bad thc (1180080 h it:
vorst form bul I am well now.
S. - \\ hat (lld you do for it ?
.1.-1 used Dr. Sago's Catarrh Remedy
t cured me mid it will cure you
S. I've benni of il, and by Jove I'll tfj
I.
J.- Do so. You'll lind it ut all thc dru;
tores In town.
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Tm: l'uin/.oKht-uiA SI-.M IM'.I, is edited
iy colored mon. It agrees with .Jcnatoi
ngalla thut the negro lins proven a fail
re os a voter, to tho extent, ut least,
li?t he lins "voted blindly against tin
ogre's own interests, and for the main
munta* of just snell mon as Senator la
uds, who voraciously gohhlo all thej
ct, and smite tho limul that gives it.
'ho Sentinel further declares that tiir
our of reid ?mancipation is yet tc
mao -tho liberation which shall iollow
io breaking away from false friends.
UKU:-A-BHAC.
"Tia love, fifteen," she shyly called,
And Hghtlv swung the tennis bat
1 had forgot the count, enthralled
By witching face beneath her hat,
[Jv girlish lace and graceful mien,
"Tv*as love, (ifteen."
And so wc played. The game waa done.
And she the victor was elate.
In other courts I strove aud won.
So Love my loss did compensate
There's now no parting net between,
fla love, fifteen.
In Chicago they throw no slipper after
the bride. They can t.
Wim? vcr malos the fewest persons un
easy is the host broil In the company.
Would it ho proper to call an alley w here
n si not tight has taken place on allegory?"
The only perpetual thing about perpetual
motion is Its failure.
Contompl of court-When the younger
brother makes laces at his sister's lover.
Ile is ? miss guided youth who does
everything his sweetheart asks lum todo.
No" king should appear at a enid collation
which requires carving or cannot be easily
helped.
The i hojee ol ll wife or husband ia the
niosl si rions thing that a man or woman
has to decide upon.
A IO yea: old girl can soften and whiten
her hands hy soaking them in dishwatei
three lime every day.
i ii/ has a good looking daughter whe
he says will never marry a dude. Dude1
usually dislike Misa Fit/..
A Russian proverb-Bofore you go u
war, pray once; before you ?o to sea, pro)
twice; before you take a wife, pray thrice
The postage Stamp is particularly un for
l?malo When a man wants to lick it in
attacks it behind ils back.
ll is ll question which is the strenge
(?ml the policeman's club or the hole
ciel k's diamond.
Poor pi onie are like oyslcrs tn one rc
spect. A number of them have to sleep ii
I he same bcd.
. Those wdio use eur goodsiire verymucl
attached lo them.' is what a porous coin
puny advertises.
Many men are said to make fools of them
selves when Natureis really the rcsponsi
hie party.
A man in London who does liol tall
jubilee ls suspected of having pockets ful
of dynamite.
A business operated at a loss is like a
empty pocketbook, as, to usc a comino
expression, "there's no money in it."
livery 'ewing machino ngcut will pos
lively assert that the machine la; sells is th
liest. Thai doesn't mako il sow, howevci
The CUIUlhlg thief will enter a slahh
purli In several i ts of harness, and dopui
without leaving ll (race.
?Speaking of drinking it may bc observe
that tho man who "cnn take it or leave 1
alone gen? icily takes it.
A man should never praise his wife
I.uimet until he is sure she don't want
du ss to match it.
A correspondent wants to know "hm
i" pn serve th . bair." One way is to hav
il worked into a walch chain.
Reverend Alfred Coffee is thc uamc of
Soulln rn colored preacher, lt is to I
Il0| i ii in- ls a beti lett minister.
Tl 1 i is Olte COIllfoil at least for the ma
who marries a redheaded wile, lie ca
always look upon the bright side of life.
A Connecticut baby lins swallowed novo
hairpins mid come up to the mark smiling
?le wants to try a thimble now.
"Don'l you tl aw use, Fred?" "No, den
h o . I'm invited oui tor my facial cxprci
sion.'
Do uni March tour table napkins, j
napkin thal i- not -oft mid pliabk is mau
te lly lilith for its purpose.
Marring? ls thc mother of tho world. 1
preserves kingdoms and tills cities an
. huiehe-, and Heaven itself.
Al a picnic in ver me your beal platt
trlass .i chitin; so shall you avoid niue
heart burning und Irritation of loiapor.
Absence makes 'bc heart of host an
niest jrow fonder they relish ono nnotlu
the hi iii r for au interval of separatioi
Tli re isiahi to bc a tree in Now Quint
vs hu li, when touched, knocks a man dowi
II lllllst I?; ii species of UOXWOOtl.
Tin man that wants the earth docSD
.eu satislicd when the grocer gives itt
him in the sugar.
\\ ia n i wodogs quarrel too long over tl
Rame bone a third (log is apt to come b
and coll?n to il ns his own.
"If you want tow git at thoclrcumfc
.ol it man examine him among folk
hut il you want lew git at lils aktual dian
i nr mensuro him at his ll reside."
"American women," says .lennie .lum
"st e.il ai the head for health, complexioi
laste and good temper." Who ever douh
cd ?I ?
When a woman is very pretty one nevi
looks al her dil'-, mid when thc dress
very striking one forgets to look at tl
womaii.
There can lie no surer proof of lo
origin, or ol un innate meanness of diap
sitfon, than lobe always talking and thiel
lng of being genteel.
Tho lull is the paradise of youth nu
love. \\ len wc have turned 40 we regal
ll us a Weariness and n delusion, and d
nomico II, perhaps, ?us lit only for fools.
"Yes.' said the small boy of the Lui
i la--, "yes, ItUiSUS may be the Lutin fi
-',;;> in a h ?ok. hut when mother laps us
means a -lipper."
A <o nunn statistician lins discovered th
lhere are ora- million blind porsOQS In tl
world, not counting, of course, those
love.
An niithodiy on such mattera says th
i woman may lake a man's hand, hut mu
int shake it. If she must shako sometbir.
he t an shake the man.
"Vis," remarked a landlady, "it cos
noney lo get knives sharpened every wa el
cn i, s much cheaper than buying tend?
neat."
Little Johnny, on being asked hy li
choolteacher il he knew what was meal
iv "al p u ' replied thal "Ma is always ;
mr when he caine home late."
An exchango has an article hcadt
'I'";, md c mlnglon." What the stna
toy can't catch i.-n'l worth catching, onl
ie doesn't always catch w hat he deserve
A female toboggonor, or, rather, a tobo/
leane, w m> did a gOOd/lcal Of coasting lu;
linier, says the best arms for (oust di
use- are a nice young man's.
"It's too big for a dog's muzzle," snit!
lind mun. who hud been given a hustle t
io if he COldd tell What il was. "lt mm
0 lo keep an elephant from biting."
"What i- the Interior Of Africa prlnc
ally used for?" asked a teacher of n pup!.
For purposes of exploration," was th
mly.
It s ninny yt HIS ago since Hie poet wrot
ia! "beauty draws us with a single hair.
. generally takes u flfleon*dollar swlic
1 do it now.
The divining rod, sometimes used by we
ggcrs, .md at un early day by oil nroi
.ctors, is a popular fiction that dates Wi
thc eleventh century.
Ho wished lo Impresa a feeling for neal
?is upon his olive branches, and, pol ntl 0
tho surf, observed lo them, "You wi.
ircolvo that even the sea ls tidy."
W i U little jewelry. A man novcr look
le s advantage than when he enters Int
itnpclltlon with a jeweler's show window
lie love of ch irms, mid trinkets anti ring
a survival of barba ?ism.
"You are bound to read, I sec,'' sal
Mrs. S. to her husband, who novel In hand
was busy among tte pages. "So ls this
book," he replied, without looking up. ami
his talkative wife collapsed.
Conversation should be a series of pauses
linked together by a lew BUttabk) words;
many people, however, in their anxiety to
bring out their words, forget their pauset.
To clean teeth uso a mixture ol emery
and swed oil. Follow it with plenty ol
kerosene. 1?. S. We mean the tooth of
circular saws, of course; m ike no mistake,
Plain Knglish and pure, from thowell
undeliled of thc best writers and speakers
-let that be thc vehicle in which 30111
opinions are conveyed, and thc plainer ttUll
purer thc better.
Women do not care how cheaply a man
dresses so long as he looks respectable, bul
all the argument in the world could not
convince thom that men feel inst ike same
way about women.
"This is a very healthy pince," observed
a boarding mistress. "Yes-for chickens,
said a boarder. "1 have been hen- two years
and haven't seen a dead one yet " She took
thc hint.
"Why, Allic, dear, is that tho way to !>
gin your dinner'.'" asked the mother of her
little daughter, as she began with plo ll
stead of the potatoes and gravy. "Well,
I dei larc, inainuia, 1 was piing to cat my
dinner upside down, wasn't I?"
In a Ita 11 le - Pa nora Ilia Studio.
Tho central platform is, of COM'SO, 11 ?
standpoint from which visitors will view
thc panorama,-and therefore the tirtisl;
are obliged to go to ii frequently, as thc
painting noars completion, in order to
observe tho effect and progress of theil'
work.
This, too, is the place of conference,
and despite thc signs of "No Admit
tance," within and without, visitors tiro
frequent, and usually welcome, These
visitors are often veteran soldiers who
took part in the action represented, and
who often make helpful suggestions.
Tho anny stories that aro told on Ibo
contra! platform, would, ii collected,
make, a prodigious volume. 'I ho Hoot
of tho platform is chalked and rochalk
od, sumo referring to tho pa nora Ul a it
self, but more to illa-d?ale occurrences
upon other fields. The strong pine rall
surrounding the platform ls pon ?Hod all
over with kindred decorations, while
scraps of paper, upon which are memo
randa of incid?ais, and a variety of data,
ns well as ni.mes and addresses, are
pinned to thu convenient timber with
thumb-tacks.
Tho artist paints steadily, every indi
vidual being maim, oe? npicd In p rh '
big his own work, hough never hesita)
ing to ask or exton I nhl in some special
direction. Ono arl ?st, for Instance, ha.
tin excellent ligure of a mounted ollicer,
all complete excepting the portrait,
a photograph for willoh is pinned to lite
canvas. While this art isl goes to
strengthen a linc of bailie, iltiothci
ono will rapidly paint an admirable
portrait for the incompleto ligure. Soo ii,
another brush is busy with the horse,
while another artist calls for some spec
ial saddle and bridle io bo I rough t lo
the platform that ho may paint tho trap
pings.
Now. look at tho back of tho photo
graph which is pinned lo tho canvas
u failed carte </> visitcot nyoungolll 'er,
upon a slip of pnper wo rend tho fid low
ing: "Col. K.. now on (lenora! Sheri
dan's slafT, Il 47" (monning section ll.
square 47 of the panorama): "French
rap. blouse, captain's ?traps stall'
dark-blue trousers, gold nord, cavalry
boots, si?ir sword, McClellan Buddie;
shabrack black horse; soo sketch."
This install?e will give an idoa of the
way in which facts aro preserved whou
a panorama is painted hy artista who
Conscientiously strive to make of tho
work a groat historical painting. - Theo
dare Ii Davit in St. Nicholas.
Tur. OHAN1? JORY at Denver, Colorado,
has recently found indictments agai 1
tho sherill' and four of his deputies for
malfeasance in ofllco. The charg?e upon
which the indictments are base d show a
systematic scheme of plunder (hat re
minds us of the Tweed methods in Now
York. Hills for services never ronden 1,
bills fictitious in nature, illegal in char
acter and false as b> fact wore presi uti !
to tho County Commissioners, sworn to
by tho sheriff or his deputies and paid
out of tho county treasury. Bills for
guards who never gu 1 rd esl anything and
never got a cent of money were present
ed and paid by tho Commissioners. Bills
for service us hui li fis in court when 110
court was in session und bills for a hun
dred other thingH for which m. servie
was rendered seem to have been sworn
to, presented and collected by these in
dicted offloials. lt is evident that the
wild West does not intend to got left by
tho ell uto East in the matter of munici
pal corruption.
The more you pulT a cigar thc smaller il
becomes And that is the COSO with some
men.
A wind instrument---A clock kev.
BRADFIELD'8
FEMALE
REGULATOR!
Mo? happily meeta the rfetnaml of iin> ait'' fer
roiiifin'a peculiar kfflictioaii. Illa .1 renient fer
IVO .MAN OSI.Y, and for ono SPECIAL Cl.Ass ,.f
1er iiianaana. lt is ft Spoclflo for certain dise? 1 1
sondltloni of the womb, ami *o controla the Mon?
?triml oriana ai to reflu?ate u:i iliT.vigen.i-nta ?in 1
rreRulitrlties of her Monthly Slokoeft*. TI.P pro
irli toiM chitin for tlil< I'-iopctjr no oilier ftiedlCiij
.ropcity. lt la ?incily it Vegetaldo Compon,ul,
tu? i-iiuiicii prescription ol H learned PIOMCIAU
fhoac m cciidiy wan l uau DisHtsiM.aiid wtioao
ame In o uno onviablo iiecii?sc of bi. ?ne. caa iii
he trriiimi nt KIM cure ol female, co 1 1 nts,
uff'T.ntf \roiuan, lt will ie;lov.' you of iienrly all
ompUluia peculiar to your ?ex.
For naie by ilitiBglatA. Write for book, "Me?,
age to Woman," malleil free.
BHADPISID lt mci. ii i m Co., Atlanta, Ga?
IXE OF THE FINEST RESORTS IX
THE SOUTH.
he All-Healing Mineral Springs,
GASTON COUNTY, N. C.
This olegant Hummer Resort is now
pon. Accommodation equal to the beal
Novation 2,000 feet above sen lovel,
inte* $?.00 ocr day, $10.00 and $12.00
or week. . or circulars or Information
Idrcss tho proprietors,
COZZENS A THOM AS,
All-Healing l\ o.
.IT TS CARMINATIVE!
MIK IMM.VrH AM?
BETHING 0HJLD? KN.
Au instant relief for coho of infanta,
urea Dysentery, 1 Murrin en, Cholera
ifdfotnm or any diseases of the stomach
id bowels. Make? the critical period
Toothing safe and easy. Is a safe and
oasant tonio. For salo by nil druggist?,
id for wholesale by HOWAHD, WIM.RT
Co., Augusta, Ga.
Sensation !'
Why in il that three bottles ol B. B. B. ;
?~i sold m Allanta to ono of, any other j
blood remedy, ami twice as much cou-j
binned in the Shite ot Qoorgtd an any 1
other preparation? No one need take
our word, bul simply nek tho ?tiug^iht?.
Ask the people i hey aro competent
witnesses. Si\ houses in Atlanta aro
lmying 15. 13. B. in Ibo ami ten grossi
lots, and somo of thom buy as often as
every two months. Why these unpro-1
OCdontod sales here at homo with 80 little
advertising? Modesty forbids ns lnalvinj;
II reply, tiwi B. B. B. boon before the
publi? a quarter or half a century, it
would not be accessary to bo bolstered
up with crutches of pago advertisements <
now. Merit will conquer and uowu I
monov.
$1.00 m R.TH $500 00
For four yoars i hayo been a Btiileror
from a terrible form of Ithcttmatiem,
which reduce I mo ao low that all hope
of recovi ry waa given up. I liavo Buller
ed the mostoxoruoiating paiu day and
uight, and often whilo writhing in agony
have wished oould die. I havo tried
everything known for thal O?HOABO, bul
nothing did meany good, and have had
somo ? f tho llnost physicians of tho
Stat?- to work cu mc, hut nil to UOClVoct.
[ have spent ovoi ?3<S00 without iludiug
relief. I am n tv proud I tsay thal after
using only ono bottle of J>. 1.1, 1!. I ?nu
onalned to walli around and at:? ed t<>
busiUCSH, I i IVOIlld ll?t tal- : .' .I1! for
the bcnolll r< ivifrom ono ningle bot
tloot U. B. li. 1 refer to all moroka uta
and bUBluCSS nu u ot this town. Yoius,
mosl truly, 13. O. OMI A.
Waverly, Walker county, Texas.
IXrniorifsi L'J:i t? y I M v*
OPAHTA, CiA., May 15, '.ss...
BLOOD BA?JM CO: l'on will piense ship
usper llrsl freight ono gross li. li. B.
lt gives us pleasure to report a good
trade for thia preparation. Indeed il has
fm eclipsed all other blood remedies,
both in demoustarted mi tit mid rapid
salo with us. I!O/.IEU A VAIIDKMAS.
AU who dosi re I.iii llifovintltloti J . '? ? . * ' Ult!
cause sud ouro ol Mood I'olsons. suolulaiuul
Si-roflllliiis HWellhlK". I leers, Mires, Illillinna'
llsni, Kidney <:oui|diilntfi. I'nhirrh, eic ? cnn
seen 11 i Muulb free, a copy Our ?M IHIKO 1 ;t'.S'
iraied ltoi>l< of Wonders, ibm i ? nu ti??' ino i
wondiirud ami maitllnit prool ever huton
known. A lld ress, UI.OOI) ItAIAI''O.,
Miaula,ea;
mm CATAWBA mini
CAT ' "'" . , ?
NOM iTi^uT?Tr^r\"K\. -ml ami Ku li
iiinr inim. .'v. .. .i-i. und thu pron lo ? i
Wold I he ylliil U? see all theil' old lind Itlllll.V
hew ti'loiiils I he medie I propOi tlc* ol
(he wutor an ir livClcd lor l?yspe|isl?i, i ' . II
nu i Ism, i ?\ i- . K Iney mid i rln i y dh ??.?'?.?..
Uonord : <.? md Nervous frost lui lon
Qealthl< v .<>< it on not I li?' i"in> I
ILVTLIM IXlAII'fd?i K.
Cool, fhower,'Wm lil luid Un? Kulnltur, HOI
Ah sud V?|i >r Intl.. lim Html ol Mindi
und nil MIHI un H < kepi it Ural clii-sa Water
lau I'liu-' .. wi m foi i aluin no
li. <>
Iii ,1 il< ) ! l'A SON,
Proprietors.
II i
iUPAOTURBRS,
."ATLANTA, GA.
, - AND
&| DALLAS. TLXAS.
^So-, >t^Ay
COTTON GINS and PRESSES,
Colton SeeO Oil Milts, *<>!.f' :. Neill
Lintots, Ctn Hi I lu, Kn? lilli*,
Nh Af tl tig, Pulleys, iii rs,
H ind Mills IIIHI Unslings,
I'limini .uni Tunks.
E. VAN WINKLE &. CO., At nr. n, Ca.
K I f l i i ? I !
IS fi
(Hil,Ii M :. li \ I. ;iurd? il .i Cdtton Kxnn
lion, A i hint a. lue. Iinltu?, 11 oin, nnd < liarlo
ion, ti, e. Write I i url i"*:w..i i?rn - io
E. Van windie & Co.,
JI
1887.
C.I1AKLOTTJ?
Imw
SESSION l?K(j|XS Ni IT.
V < ? i v ! i'l I i : rm y < ii su i. \ <>: i s
JL~ in 11 . V.MI h lit ml vant ?Kl s ,, ..
I lo UM.tiered lu . In very ilciuut
?n?M I'ol Klftte, Ait RIK! M HMO. (inly
axpetietured ?ind Accomplished (CAchcM
I je bulldii ?. ls llghh il A'ltli warmed
.yul) I lie t r ? wrouciit-lioti i m naces, i.us
.ot ami eolii waler Imthn, ami tir>t-< ;.iss
Ippolntment.s M I I DBI ling .s( hool in
ivory ?e.pei ; be ' iii ? i- South \m
nun i or
rtediiotlonfnr iwoormore from i lie Hmm
oui'v or nclgiiliorhoo.l. l'uni nih raed only
rom iluto of entunico, niter lim ?rol inoi.tli
if till) 088IOII.
For Catalogue, with full imrthuilara, arl.
Ires- RKV. WAI h ATKI N?S< >S,
( lilli letti-, N. Qi
i
PoUuh Vicilm.
On red by S. S. 8.
fi
S. S. S. vs. I
. . j h\1'' l vl M?? I potion f.Tt^n yf*M. I knov
' "' lH,,**?' lh?? Hm?, but lt iiul ma no go<
tn. llmta werVcoTerwi wuii ? rta. ?ml I <y>nl.i Sr/i
m?ucin in my iihonl.l. ri. I !ooW s S H.. Amt lt hM i
cirip. i hijri ukan, My fae?, bod* ?nd nrcic
mjtlirm I* entirely gonr. I wcu.h.d 114 ,K>?mJii wh?
I would not be ?*lt:ioul S. S. ti. Lt ai-vrral timen ll"
C. K. .Mi i ' l?
nvalids' Hete! and Surgical Institut?
Niall ot KlRlttonn Kxiierteiteed nu?l mun
lui l'li.??i< (:>n- nm? Hllineon?.
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY.
Pitt lent H trailed liera or nt tlictr homos. Mnnj
ii . .i :it ii. Ihruiig? ?..>'rc?|K>iMlonco,ui
i ! illy II if livra m poi BOIL Como nm
nd lon couta In HI.mips for oin
? i iva li J t' C.uidi.Book," willoh Kt\'K all pintle
Ulan), .VII" Hi Unio ns lusei .ss Mtv MBDI
I AI. VsstOClATION, OOU .Main St., Uullulo, NiYt
For " worn-out,M " nm ilnwn," debilitate)
?-, imo] tcachoi;. m i il lie i ", seniiiatroases, house
und overworked women gtmerall)
li, . ;' . . h'uvorlte Prescription ls tho bet
,,l "ll rr?toiiitIvo ?niiles. H is not n "Curo-til,
I '.Iv I'lillllli a sinifli'iu-sH ot PtirpoM
t - -ipr ii most pol eui Speclllo for nil thc*
, iv H i io Wenk no? s mid Disensos pooullfjrt
i I rent ment of many tnoUMUlO
Invitllda' Hotel und Sur?
ilTonled tl largo ex perlene
up, JJ , mi dlofl for UK lr eure, und
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
. result of tills vast experience. Fo
I Hornill coiiRoallon? Inliniinnntlo.
11, erm ?on, lt In a sp?cifie.
, Up tul' i. i il. a< well ?IN uterine, toni
imil III 11 lue, und Imparts vlRor mid strengt
,., tim wlioln BjNtem. li ciirvci wcftkuc?j c
Btoinneli, Indigestion, liioiitlng*, weak bael
iivrvoiiH |i.t itu lon, i ?thu usti?n, debility nn
, ?a . Itln PBPX. favorite Prescrli
,,,", i; gold i?y d morl ' imdor ourixMltu
ii, . (j ? wrapper nroitnd bottle.
_. -n Oil NIX MOTTLE
IPf??CE $1.00,, i ou 5B>0.00
Pend 10 cents I i lump? for T)r. Plcrco'e latfl
.j i-, itlsu "n I ll . am H of Wemen ( tm pugei
Ail Iii --. w,nu.o's Dism
fi'viiY IKIUC.W, v i v i ION, oOJ .Malu Stuc
ima.ii -, N. v._
Arness LITTL1
\ cf?? s a ^ LIVEI
^TClc? pms
AN'aT-illLIOTJS and CATHARTIC
SICK HEADACHE,
union* Ifoadnclio*.
i ., ?a i noan, <oii*tlpn
lion? ? int l ?ent lon,
oi.i'.UfJ.te.e. ACta. Uv.,
i roiapr?y curtHl ' . l>r.
?Mer . 's IM on sr. II?
IMirantlvo Pellets, ai
? utan vi il, i?y liriitfslote.
From the World's Best Maker?,
AT FACTORY PRICKS.
Easiest Terms of Paymenl
Eight Grand Makers, and Orsr
Thres Hundred Styles to
Select Fron.
PIANOS :
Chickering, Mason ft Hara Iii
Mathushek, Bent and Arion?
ORGANS:
Hnson & Hamlin, Orchestral an
Bay State.
Pianos and Or gam deltysred, frslgl
paid, to all points Soath. FifUsn day
trial, and Frolgtit Paid Bstk Ways,
not jatlsfactery.
Order, and test th? Instrumeats I
jour Own Homes.
COLUMBIA MUSIC HOUSE
Branch of LUHDEN A BATES'
SOUTHERN MUSIC HOUSE.
MUCKI AND TKRMfl TH? BAMA
m. W. TRUMP, Manai?
THE ONLY TRUG
BRON
TONIC
Will purlff tho BLOOD regiilst
IIM LIVER ind KIDNEYS a?
IlKKTOiyt ll,. HKAI.TH Mii.TVlO
OK,if YOUTH ll>K|?|?ln.W?n
-il Ippollte, IndfaMilonJbMh o
Btrongth and Tired IrVsflBssI
tolutaly cured? Po ni?", mm
cl?< nml in-tte? r?cel?e tim
for. o Knliwn? Ihr mini
k. iniil sopplles llraln I'owni
1 Hntlnriiar from couiplnlnt
I .?-nillir Intlixir -.<i ?111 lim
_ In HR. ll AHTKK'H IHOh
? I i ir?, (liven li dmr. Iinnl
LADIES
TONIO ni ,f.? nnil sp, -, ,.,
?hi ' iplatlnn. I ri quent ut I.. m |.t n nt counterfeit
I lull lo Ibu I "i uluru) of Ihn orlulniil. Di
not? i pei in? .. t the OHKIINAI. ANT? RIC HT.
Dr. HARTER'? LIVER PILLS k
I'll-" Con?Ut'lUon.Lf??T Complaint tnd Bloh I
:i <I> ho Bum] l>o?o mid Dream Hook!
malled on re iel pt <>f t?oc?ntaln postaco. I
THE OR. HARTER MEDICINE COMPANY.
St. Loula, Mo .
i
'* ?'If'^^^^BS^PEmliifSSi
Ra,L APIPES byEnglmers
o'ftfclLeialinglnitfu
ment tor Railroad Engirt
?opie sights Jacot
?> 'I mountingi ?
ooubl? ?atsntion
??rg?t rod, fo.oc,
*iihirlp?d$;^c
sititfactlon ab>
> 'Intel/ (uar
antctd. Ats
fot circula*.
?WT* eui no I evtl, co., NASHVILLC, Tea?
CAUTION*
VonfttntTf t/iOu? i *uA eonfutt o>tr
it\ th* numervui ImUtlUoiU, tubttituUt,
iUuf pul tnercr,r<j murturet i '.i '. art got
n vp to tfU. not on (fair oVn merit, bul On
4 mrrit nf 0<<r rfnu<tv. An imitation it
.eat? a fraud an<t a chtat, amt thty fArltv
\ty (u ihry (an ?UaJ/rom (A* articU imita Ud.
TrtatiM on Unland Skin / H if,ut j maiUd
H. /br tai* by ail druoyirtt.
TUB SWIFT BPMOirjO CO.,
/traicrra, Atlanta, Ga.
'OT ASH.
fl IIATO thii^n on? hnmlred bottlM of
Ni, L*?t smninrr my face, neck, bod?
reel y USP my arms on srroont of rheo
lotm mo moro good than all other med I
Kjfcctly clear and clean, ami my rheo
i 1 be?-an th? medicine, and I now weigh
Kate mo an anpeilt? Uko a aUon* man
weight in gold.
WX, W. ?Sd 8L rsrry, Netv York.