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LAURENS C. H., S. C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST If), 1885.
NO. 3
A Desper?te Thought.
"What if thero |H no God!" Tho drondful
tUMR
Took hideous shape within my mortal brain,
Then instantly my ?haro of mortui pain
Pressed heavier on my heurt. Like ?orno seront
blot,
Hurled out on ?pnce, ?orno blighting useless
spot
Hocking with tears and bloodshed, greod and
rain.
This sorrow-laden world scorned mudo In
vain,
And but a ghastly Jest, man's anguished lot.
Tho universo contracted on my sight,
Down to tho limita of n prison pen
1U ono dark door, an opening In tho sod.
I flung mr arms up heavenward In affright.
I or sudden madness menaced me-and then
I cried aloud, "Thero is, thero is a Qodl"
-Ella Wheolor Wilcox.
MISTAKEN.
Thoughtless Word* nnd tho Results They
Wrought lu Two Young I.Ires.
A cool brcezo blow up from tho river,
lt played ?mong tho reeds and tall
Sasses oft the bank and ran lightly up
o 8lopo toward the white mansion on
tho hillside, fluttering thc vines that
fringed the wide piazza where a group
of j'oung girls sat chatting, resting, or
busying themselves with dainty needle*
work.
"Whet a delicious breeze!" exclaimed
Florence Freeman, rising as she spoke.
The slender, thoughtful-looking young
man reclining unseen in the depths of a
large easy chah just within one of tho
long windows gi anee<l up from tho
. page? of a hook in which he had been
absorbed, and his ?lark eyes followed
her graceful figure admiringly.
"It seta nie wild to bo doing some
thing," slie continued, pacing up and
down the long porch. "Do you know,
?rirls." pausing abruptly, "we're a set
??Sf si aves P"
"O, Florry?" exclaimed a laughing
">n.oo, "now don't give us a lecture on
woman's rights!"
"Never fear; that isn't what I was
mtnkiug of. We are hindered by cir
cumstances from being and doing what
sro feel is within us to be and do.
"Listen, girls," interrupted another
-dice, "Florry is on her high horse.
Now wc shal? see some prancing.'1
"Laugh away," returned Florence.
"I'm in earnest. Why must we, bo
Miusu we happen to have drifted into a
certain channel, or because a particular
course is marked out for us by friends,
drift on down the stream or keep on in
tlie same course to tho bitter end, even
though wo must smother tho best there
is in our natures in doing so?"
Intense feeling emphasized her words,
and her unseen listener found himself
wondering what personal experience
had prompted them. Amy Gray lifted
her eyes.
"Duty is often unpleasant," she said,
"but it is best, after all, to have a settleil
plan and purpose and cling to them
through everything. Think what a chao?
would result if wo all followed our own
inclinations, and, worse than that,
whatever might for tho moment bo om
ruling passion."
Florence did not answer for a mo
ment; her eyes wero roving across tin
wide swoop of tho river, where a whit?
sail glimmered in the afternoon sun
shine.
"O, yes; thero must bo plans, o:
. course, and they must be carried out, ol
nothing would bo accomplished. Bu
take special cases. There, is cousin Dora
for instance. Why must she givo uj
iior painting to marry Fred Ixmg, mero
By bocauso sho promised to when a men
child, and didn't know what she want
odP Of course I don't say anythinr
against Fred. Ho is good as gold, bu
ho can't appreciate her talents. Why
he has liegiui to interfere with iior pinn:
already. Says sho works too steadily
and wants her to givo up some worl
Mho had undertaken in order to bo mar
ried soonor. She only laughed over it
Of courso she wouldn't say anything
but wo can all see sho doesn't lovo him
How can she, when lie has no svmpath;
with her on that subject? Now, wh]
can't sho say so, and bo free?"
"Slio feels her responsibility," sail
Amy's soft voice. "She knows how de
voted Mr. Long is to lier." ___________
"Sh-h! here she conies," whisperei
Edith Stanley as a bright-faced girl flirt
tered up from tho gardon, liko a daintj
white butterfly, and perched herself 01
tho stops. A dead silence fell on tin
group for a moment, and then Don
turned her laughing face toward lie
?.ou-.ii,: "Go on, Florry. You wero giv
lng a locturo, weren't you? I could bea
jou "orating,' but couldn't catch a won
of tho discourse."
"It's endod now," said Florence cool
ly, mentally resolving never to bo s<
careless again in mentioning "specia
cases," "and unless soino one bas takci
notes you can never hope to know any
thing about it, for it was quito im
prompte." And, taking lier cousin'
arm, she marched her up and down Iii
piazza humming a gay air.
Meanwhile, within tho windows th
young man sat motionless, his tingo
?till between the pages that only a fo\
moments ago hold him spellbound, al
though his world had fallen in ruii
Around him sinco Florence liogan he
"lecture." Outside the breeze ranj
among tho tree-tops and ruffled th
shining bosom of tho river. Tho Augtu
sunshine lay mellow on tho grass, br
he heard nothing, saw nothing.
The tea boll rang suddenly and stan
ed him out of nU meditations. Th
girl? disappeared with much chatter an
gay laughter, and he rose mcchanicall
and walked like one in a dream dow
through the garden and on into a littl
grove beyond, his ono thought to h
alone where no human oyo could ad
to his torment with its questionin
glance. There, under the trees, whet
he and Dora played in childhood, h
. alkod to ant fro, ono sentence ri nj
lng in his ears like a sentence of doon
"We oan all see she doesn't, lovo him.
lt waa hard to come down from tho pb
Dade where he had Imagined bimse
crowned king of one heart.
Whon Dora, only 16 then, hsd give
bim her hand so confidingly as the
walked together In this very grove
only it was morning then, and snrinj
time, and the air was Ailed with th
normt of wild crabapple blooms, and sh
wore them at her throat; how plainly h
could see her now, all in white, and tl
pink of her chook so like die dainl
blossoms- he had taken the gift ni
questioningly, and no doubt* had ov<
assailed him. He knew her dovotlo
to art and wa? proud of her success, bi
lb? had never dreamed that lt would t
ld* rival te hjreffa*tiop>
"Huvc I boon so blind P" ho questioned.
"O, my little Dora!"
Something must bo done, and that nt
oneo. Should ho go to Dora and ask ii
those things wero truoP That would bo
I like saying "Havo you been deceiving
me all theso ycarsP Ho could not do
it. Ho must walt, with v/hnt patience
ho covdd, until ho could decido for him?
self. Ho was very thankful that Dora
had not quito decided to be married in
tho fall, as that would bo ono test ho
could put her to. It is something to
havo an idea that can bo neted upon at
once, and ho retraced his steps toward
tho houso with this ono purpose in
view. How shall ho lind a minuto in
winch to speak alono with DoraP Ho
feels that ho cannot bear tho suspense
until another day shall como, and tben
mutters to himself, "Fool! what if it
must inst a lifetime? What if I am
novor to know?"
As ho roached thc piazza a girlish
voice cried out eagerly: "O, Mr. Long!
whore have you been biding yourself r1
and in an instant lie was surrounded by
a laughing group, who seoldcd and
questioned with SUCH vivacity that their
victim found it unnecessary to say a
word; it was. in fact, quite impossible.
Then Dora rose from the piano.
"Here, Dora!" called Edith Stanly,
"here is the deserter. What shall ho
done to him?" And they led him be
fore his bright-eyed judge.
Dora bael never before seemed to him
.just as she did at that moment-so far
away,as if a great gulf were fixed between
them. He could scarcely believe in ber
bright looks, everything seemed so un
real, Iiis lifo was so shaken to its foun
dations. It was only by a great oflbrt
that he aroused himself to make some
commonplace excuse.
Dora's first careless glance at his pal
lid face changed to ono of alarm. Tho
light from an open window fell upon it
nial she saw its deadly pallor. "Why,
Fred!" she cried, "you careless boy!
You will bo sick again. Como and have
some tea." And she led the way to the
dining-room. How ho longed to say,
"Come Dora, I have something to tell
you," and then, having her all to him
self, pour out these miserable doubts
and fears in lier ear and so he free from
them. Hut no; herc was this crowd of
chattering girls-besides, she must not
know ho had such doubts. Even if she
said, "I love you," could he bo sure she
was not saying it because she believed
it to bo her duty. And so ho finished
tho evening as best ho could, and all
night long ins heart tormented him with
ceaseless questionings.
Several days passed before ho found
an opportunity to speak alone with Dora.
Thc house was lilied with a number of
young guests, and Dora must be every
where.
Fred Ixmg was just now taking a
well-earned vacation. After years of
hard work and months of illness he. bad
come back to the homo of his childhood
to regain lost health and strength. Ho
had called this the happiest summer ho
had known, but now an untimely frost
had spoiled its beauty. Among the
friends whom Dora was entertaining
ber cousin Florence Freeman wns the
only one he bad previously known, Nat
urally they drifted together during those
miserable days. With Dora ho was
suddenly ill it case and restless; her
quick eyes noted the change, and sho
looked about for a cause. Those same
quick eves sooi noticed the walks and
talks with cousin Florence. "No won
der she admires him," she said, with a
sharp little pang at lier heart, mentally
contrasting tall, handsonio Florence
witli her own little self.
Presently thc Hock of merry school
girls took Hight. "Only Florence, and
you. and I," said Dora; "just ns it used
to be." Hut for both tho old charm
was destroyed.
One day they walked together along
tho river bank, and Dora said, "Our
playtime is done."
"Yes," he answered, "I must go back
to my law books and you must havo
time for your painting/'
A light came into lier eyes. "Then I
am to go on painting?"
"Yes," he said slowly. "I am mak
ing this sacrifice for you. I do not wish
you to marry me until you have finished
this work you havo set your heart upon.
It will occupy your whole winter?"
"Yes; perhaps more. Give mo a
year," she said eagerly, quito uncon
scious of tile pain her words inflicted,
and only anxious for timo wherein to
provo whether, after all theso years of
devotion, Fred could l>o won from her.
"Very well," came tho answer, calm
and steady. No trembling in tho quiet
tones to betray tho heart's unutterable
anguish* ns it whispered to itself, "How
glad slie is to be freo even for a year."
As for Dora, her heart was saying,
"Ho dorn not caro."
And then they talked of indifferent
matters, these two foolish ones, and the
precious hours in which they might
havo understood each other slipped
away and wero gono forever.
Oneo moro apart, their letters wero ex
changed at regular intervals- Fred's
kind and loving. "Of coursa?," said
Dora, "it ia his duty," while Dora's
wore a curious study had her lover. but
known. Each oho a little* cooler, a
little briefer than tho last, until by the
timo spring had drossed tho fields and
woods in green again poor Fred had
well-nigh made un his mind that Flor
ence waa right. Dora's heart was all in
her painting; sho had grown quite
weary of him.
"Tills suspenso is killing mo," bc
would say; "but I'll walt-it ls bettor -
it will soon be over."
And Dora, working herself to a shad
ow over her painting, would think:
"The end cannot "nc far off. Ho will
soon IM? froe."
Karly in tho summer Fred f und him
self again in tho old familiar haunts,
but, alas! tho old joyous light waa want
ing everywhere. * A shade, a mist,
Boomed hanging over everything, and
Dora was further away than ever.
Thoro wore no merry guests to divido
her attention; but, so alworbed, so si
lent, did slie seem, bo could hardly be
lieve it was the same Dora ho had known
in other days.
A week passed by-a week of mingled
paradise and torment. Sometimes he
would be on tho point ot saying to hor:
"Dora, I will aland In your way no
longer;" hut a faint hope still lingered,
amt ho could not crush it so ruthleesly.
At other times he could almost behove
himself mistaken -all these months a
fearful dream-when her eye? met hip
BO earnestly timi soon io?! lilied foi a mo
ment willi'the nid, wann light.
They ?at together one dav upon a
little rustie .cat, chatting and resting
after a walk. Fred had la!.cn some
letters from his pocket which he wished
to show to Dora. A picture foll from
among them. Dora stooped to recover
it, ..Cousin Florry," sha murmured,
ami Fred began making suntu common
place remark upon its correct noss.
Then, glancing at his companion's face,
ho was Btartled at its (loudly nullor.
"Dora!" ho eriod, "you are. ill. Wo
walked too far. You must rest."
"No, I'm not ill," she said almost
sharply, "How lovely Florence Is."
"Yes. indeed. She is well-nigh per
fect. But there is only one Dora in all
the world," taking ber little, cold hand
in his. "Without Dora the world is
meaningless to me."
Dora's eyes were scanning tho dis
tant hills. She made no ronly. She
was steeling ber heart against him
"He wants to be true." si e thought,
"but I will have no such love."
"Dora, von are not happy."
She started. "Not perfectly KO. What
mortal is?"
"lt seems to mc / would ba if only
things could be as they once were be
tween us."
This was thc first allusion he had
made to the fact that bc bad noticed
anv change in their relations.
Dorn realized that a crisis was com
ing. She simply awaited it in silence..
She would neither strive to avert nor to
hasten it.
"I have sometimes feared that you
and I have been mistaken. That is the
word, I think. If so. I love you too well
to ask you to kc? p a promise which has
become hateful to you."
Dora roso from ber seat; a sudden
fire Hamed in her pale cheek. She
held her hand out toward him the dear
litth' hand that wore his ring. Some
thing in her air bewildered him. He
stood a moment motionless, then seized
the hand in both his own. She shook
him og impatiently and drew thc ring
from her linger Now he understood.
"Without a word. Dora?" ho said,
struggling for self-command as a man
might battle for life against tho waves
of a sea.
"What is there to say?" asked Dora,
her voice clear as a silver bell, while
her eyes shone like two stars. And
again he tobi himself that lie: "She is
g?ad!"
And so they parted. 'Ibo tie formed
almost in childhood was broken, and
they went their separate ways.
Day aftor ?lay Dora's palo, resolute
face bent over her canvas, and she,
steadied ber trembling hand for greater
achievements. She worked too hard,
they said. She was too ambitious; she.
put too much of ber lifo-bliKid into the
strokes of her brush, and a few months
ended the struggle.
He came again to tho dear old house
beside the river; a crowd of friends bad
gathered there, but Dora gave thom no
welcome, l'aie and silent sho lay and
stirred not a linger nor an eyelash for
any of their tears. Ho stood there with
Florence, and that still form between
them; its smiling lips were no more si
lent now than they had been in life. A
dumb patience was marked on thc
sweet face, but they never guessed its
meaning.
"If she might only have lived!" sobbed
Florence.
Fred spoke not. but tho bitter cry of
his heart was, "If I could only know that
she lovell ino!"
And they never dreamed, these two
her nearest and dearest -that they had
slain her.
0 Oeorf?o Sheridan's Joke.
Qen. George H. Sheridan, "of Louisi
ana," lives now at the. Union Square
hotel and is coining to be known as a
Union Square notability. He has had a
checkered political career, but ho has
hod a good living through it all, evi
dently, for ho has grown stouter and
stoidor with each succeeding year, until
his short figure now carries upward of
250 pou n, I s of flesh. As a stump speaker
ho has been and still is in great demand.
His talks aro a mixturo of witty stories
and eloquence which is taking with tho
people. A politician of Ohio rotated to
mo yesterday an incident of ono of
Sheridan's engagements which had a
ludicrous ending. Sheridan was posted
for a speech in a manufacturing town
in northern Ohio. It was an oft year,
and tho Democrats were expecting to
carry the county through Republican in
difference and tho labor vote. They
didn't want Sheridan to make a speech
for fear ho would rouse up all tho Repub
licans, but how to keep him away was
a problem. Thoy hit upon a plan at
last, and when Sheridan arrived ho was
surprised to meet a cordial reception
from several D?mocratie acquaintances
who pressed him with invitations to go
out and "smile." Ho finally went out
with thom and was conducted to a
saloon where ho found a number of
other choice spirits, hut all Democrats.
Thoy bogan to ply him with invitations
to ?trink, and if soon popped into his
head that the;, had a scheme to make
him drunk and lot tho meeting bo a
failure becauso of his non-attendance.
When bo became satisfied that this was
their gamo he wont in for as much fun
as anyone. It was 2 o'clock when they
wont into thc saloon. At half-past 7 ho
walked out with a slightly unsteady
step, but with a perfect control of his
motions, while ?very other man of tho
crowd was under tho table. Ho wont to
tho hall where ho was to speak and de
livered ono of tho finest efforts of his
lifo, not forgetting to tell tho story of
how tho enemy had tried to trip him up.
Tho county rang with his speech for a
week, and was carried for the Republi
cans.-A^ 1'. Tribune.
On His Tongue's End.
Col. h'i/./letop has a wretched niomory.
He is very muon puzzled to remember
tho simplest thing that is told him.
"What is tho name of that patent
medicine Col. Witherspoon told me to
[jet for my liver?" ho asked his wife.
"I can t remember the name to save
my lifo."
"I can't either. My memory is getting
worse and worse every d#y. Let mo
iee. I had it on the end of my tongue a
minute ago."
Little Johnny ?poko up and said:
"Stick out your tongue, pa, and lot
mn seo lt. Perhaps that name ls on lt
ret"-YVmi f?ifttngi.
A PECULIAR CUSTOM?
A Lndlcroun l'raetloo lu Willoh Man;
Orean Traveler* are Compelled
t<? Tako Tart.
A Cambridge undergraduate, now on
his way to tho capo in a trading vessel,
semis tho following interesting eommu
mention to tho I'tiH Mull Qazcltc : Ono
of the oldest Customs of Hie. sen Istely
came under my notice, and in such :i
way as I am not likely to forgot As
usual nfter our G o'clock tea, we were
seated in tho saloon enjoying our gamo
of cribbage, when a blast from the fog
horn, tit to awaken tho demi, put an end
to our cards. Hurriedly wo made for
tho deck, where a sight never to be for
gotten met our eyes. The evening was
dark and cloudy, the moon entirely bid
don, but the deek was. brilliantly illu
minated with bluo lights. From the fore
castle was issuing a procession that
baffles description. First walked Father
Neptune himself, loading on his arm his
young and beautiful wife, Amphitritc.
Neptune was dressed in long, white
flowing robes - that is, a nightshirt;
around his head waved his gray locks,
blowing before thc wind in every direc
tion; his bearii reached below his waist;
on his head he wore a miter of such
tremendous si7.0 as to drive any bishop
wild with envy; in his hand he bore his
trident.
His wife's dress was evidently on the
plan of "beauty unadorned," for some
red paint, a small red Hag, and a pair
of red bathing-drawers constituted her
costume. Her flaxen hair in curly
masses reached ker knees. Following
this august couple walked the hero of
tho evening the barber. Dressed all in
white, wearing a hat the shane of a
dice-box, half white, half black, with
curly white hair and whiskers, he. was
sublime; but the sublime changed into
tho awful when one perceived that ho
carried in his hands instruments of tor
ture rivaling in their latent cruelty even
those of tho Inquisition. Imagine stand
ing and gazing upon ii bucket of Hour
ami water mixed to about the thickness
of liquid glue, of which you know you
will receive a large share -on your head.
Recover, if you can, from that sight, and
look again. In his other hand ne holds
a razor of such magnitude that it would
not be ill amiss for felling trees, and
think that soon that edge of rough,
rusty iron will be plowing its meander
ing course over your innocent jaws.
Following this torturer carno two
policemen armed with cudgels and dark
lanterns. Behind them crowded tho
crow. In spite of the awful .solemnity
of the scene, one could not but admiro
the dark, cloudy sky, the sea a blaze of
phosphorescence, the flickering summer
lightning, the grouping of the actors.
Halting before the after deck. Neptune,
in a loud voice, with such calm disre
gard as to whore he put Ivis H's as would
make any classical author turn in his
grave, gave utterance, "Faring that
some of the crew of this ship is such as
they 'ave not vet crossed the loino, and
bin baptoised, my sons, I ham 'ere to
seo them done so." Evidently Nep
tune's intercourse with British sailors
has been to thc disadvantage of his elo
quence.
The sailors, at the lin ?sh of Neptune's
speech, cheered loudly, while from their
midst stepped the two brawny police
men, ono of whom was a nigger from
Demorara, and seized upon T. Mean
while tho torturer was not idle. Ile had
seated himself upon a low stool, with
his bucket before him, in his left hand a
brush like a housemaid's broom, while
with his right ho wits sharpening his
razor on the companion-ladder railings.
Alas for poor T. Ile stood smiling be
foro his executioner, who, evidently
thinking the occasion far too solemn to
smile at, put an end to his innocent
merriment by inserting as much as he
possibly could of his mixture into his
mouth. While lie was engaged in
choking ami spitting out what ho could
of the concoction, his head was being
covered to such an extent as to render
his features quito indistinguishable.
Then that awful razor came into usc, its
broad, rusty < jo scraping away tho
dough like a _ ow in a clay soil. But
how difficult it is to take the dough out
of ono's eyes and mouth with a razor
blade throe feet long, one can not im
agine till one has tried! His satanic
majesty, I mean the barber, having
scraped off us much as pleased Iiis
fancy, tho two pollccmon cunio to the
fore again, armed with buckets of cold ;
water, which, utterly regardless of what
part of the victim's body received the
wiiUu-, they threw in quick succession ,
over him.
I was the next victim, and went
through the same terrible routine; but
at last it was all over, and I issued from
tho cold-water cure quito ready to see :
tho fun in treating tho others to their
dose. It was a novel experience, and :
one not likely to be forgotten. Then i
followed the others who had not crossed
the line, some half-dozen of them, but ',
two were missing. The police were '
soon after them, but it was an hour be- i
fore tho first was found, lying lintier* \
neath the boilers in about tho tcnijHT- \
aturo of tho place I had wished the bar- i
ber in when I was being shaved. All i
this ho endured rather than face his i
sbnving, or, I should say, shaving his
face, l?o was quickly dragged upon i
tho scene, and paid thc penalty of his
fear by receiving a doublo dose. Soon '
after this the other, a boy, was found i
concealed in a sail in tho rigging; he, 1
too, got what ho deserved for trying to I
escape justice. After all were baptized, i
we hail some songs and dances, the bar- i
ber being especially good at tho latter, i
and giving us some excellent clog-dances <
and oroakdowns. Poor Noptuno had <
terrible trouble with his wife, who, sud- i
donly discovering herself among a lot <
of sailors, became "skittish"- naturally, t
what woman would notP Tho songs
and dancing finished, grog handed all
round, amt with three cheers for us j
from tho crew, wo rctirod to our cabins {
to put os dry clothes, and to tear out ?
handfuls of hair in endeavoring to rid ,
onr heads of dough. And SQ.wc crossed j
tho line. " i
A Beaton chemist has discovered a
way of extracting an essential oil from
onions, with which tears can bo pro
duocd nt pleasure. Ono drop of this oil (
on a handkerchief will produce a copious '
flood. Tho oil bids fair to hnvo a largo ,
.ale, *
Mlle, do I/osseps is her father's conti- ,
dential secretary.
Julinu ll i v. < linnie's Ideas.
Mr. Julian Hawthorne, UH; novelist,
wu recently interviewed by a Ch ion go
Daily Xcws.reporter Tho conversation
turned upon too estimation placed by
Europeans on American works of fiction,
and tho question was asked:
"Do you think die American novel is
growing in popularity abroad, and what
are its distinctive features thought to be
by foreigners?*'
'.The American novel is cerlainlv
growing in popularity abroad, especial
ly in England, as will bo seen by tho
frequent English reprints of our bettor
novels. Tho reason for this is that there
are at present so few tolerable novelists
in England. The English novel baa
been written to death, and, as even
novel-readers must have occasional nov
elty, they turn to our hooks with relief.
The distinctive features of our work
probably appear to thom to bo new sit
uations, social conditions, and types of
character and n certain minute accuracy
of treatment from the literary point of
view. Average English novel-writing
is very slipshod and careless."
"What is your opinion of the school
of 'mental vivisection'?"
"I am not myself in sympathy with
that school. 'Mental vivisection' is easy
writing, but hard writing. I think it
is due to a lack of mental energy and
of imagination in those who practico it.
It amounts to importing votir note
books into your story, instonu of show
ing only the results and embodiment of
a previous analysis, and is done by
Shakspcaro and the best writers."
"Do you consider this departure of
literature a part of the progress of the
time, or a morbid outcome of days too
prosperous for romance?''
"I think it has nothing to ?lo with the
progress of the time. lt only indicates
that our novelists make less USO of their
imagination than any oilier das-; of our
community. Perhaps the recognition
they receive is too faint to stimulate
them. The difficulty is certainly not on
the side of any deficiency, of stirring
times. Timidity and lack of se'f-eonli
llonce have more to do with it. Our
writers consider their audience too much ;
no audience that they can reach is
worth considerings as a literary tri
bunal. "Inspiration is deprecated, ns if
it must bo oit lier untrustworthy or ill
bred. A masculino poet or novelist is
much needed, and it might he well, at
this stage of our lit srary history, to make
it a penal Offense for any woman to
write a story."
"Do modern novelist-; make their men
and wonu n do nothing but sit still and
talk because there i-; nothing olso for
them to do?"
"1 shall rather say because it is easier
to write clever dialogue than to portray
characteristic action."
"What are your methods of working?
Do yon depend principally upon your
observations or on your imagination?'1
"Observation is always of assistance
in imaginativo work if it can be suffi
ciently emancipated from individual in
stances. On thc other hand, nothing
spoils a fictitious character so surely as
to make it conform too closely to tiny
real model. The. requirements of the
story must be allowed to mold and
adapt it or tho story will be, ruined."
"Do you have regular hour.-; for work
or do you wait for an inspiration?"
"I never wait for an inspiration, and
am not aware >f having every been vis
ited by any. 1 generally take a walk in
the morning and write in the afternoon
anil ovening. Hut I keep no strict rule
in such matters."
"Doyou know what thc 'terrible se
cret' of 'The Marble Faun' was, or what
tho 'mystery that surrounded Miriam?"
"If 1 knew I would toll with pleasure.
My father never explained it. because it
did not come within the design of tho
story that the 'secret' should bo anything
but a typical secret a human being
polluted by involuntary association with
the sin of others. The Ccnci tragedy is
an instance cf such an occurrence, and
is therefore made prom I non t in tho
story, but whether or not Miriam was
the victim of a ? miler oastropho was
her private business, and of no import
to thc moral of the tale."
A i.'e.hi -<.i\ iur, Mexican lie.ee i.
At a recent meeting of tho Ac ademy
of Sciences nt Paris a plate half tilled
with water, in which were half a dozen
insects about an inch in length, which
Rhone like diamonds, although tho room
was tilled with sunshine, was passed
around among the members. These in
sects hail boon brought from Mexico,
where they are to he found in tho for
ests. The scientific name is tho pyro
Idiore; and, as none had ever been seen
lefore in Eurolie, they created quite a
sensation. The light resembles that of
a glow-worm or flro-fly, although as
much more brilliant and intense as an
[rleetrio-liglit surpasses a wax taper in
its power of illumination. When the
light begins to hule it can bo maila as
brilliant as before by shaking tho in
flect or dipping it in water. It is said
tho Indians of Mexico use them for a
light at night, and a few will SOfflcO to
ilhiniir. .ni entire room. When they
are walking at night they put ono on
each foot so that they can be sure of
their way, and also that they do not
Step on any venomous snako or reptile,
with which the tropical forests abound.
Tho Mexican ladies buy them of the In
[lians and inclose them in a transparent
hag, which they wear in their hair or at
the neck. Tho effect is very beautiful,
(.specially when several arc worn; and,
18 the Indians sell them for a few cents
i doz?-n, they aro within tho reach of
3very fair ono. They aro fed on sugar
cane* and if well taken caro of will livo
* long time! Ono placed upon a pago
iv ill enable it to bo read with easo tn
thc darkest night.-Scientific American.
Among tho young men of title and
fortune who may be said to bo coming
DO for tho next Ixmdon season is Sir
Honry Alfred Doughty Tichborne, who
will in May next bo of age. The youth
ful llaronet is now in Ins 20th year,
having been born in May, 186f>. Tho
necessity of defending his property
Against the celebrated Tichborne Claim
ant has entailed upon his trustees tho
.nor 11 iou . expenditure of ?120,000. His
iwtate* are in Hampshire, Lincolnshire.
L>oraet?hire, and Huekinghamshiro, and
represent between 11,000 and 12,000
ic rcs. There am in addition, London
proportloa, bringing up tho gross rent
roll to ?38,000 a year.
Identified by His DiinkH.
"Brandy smash, sir? Yes, sir," and
an iip-town bartondor immediately be
gan to shovel leo into a glass, and soon
crushed tho mint prior to completing
tho beverage.
"From tho south, slr, I reckon," said
tho bartender! as tito writer set down
the empty glass.
"Why do you ask?" said the reporter,
Yankee fashion.
"Well, you see, we eau generally lix
tho nationality of the visitor by his
drinks. Most Americans that drink go
in for gin or whisky cocktails in tho
morning. A Frenchman takes claret
and ice, or if ho is hard on it some cog
nac or absinthe. A Dutchman or Prus
sian wants boor. Chinamen don't do
much har drinking, hut lately the stew
ard of this hotel tells nie some of them
have been strengthening their tea with
brandy. They must drink a good deal
of tea to judge by tho brandy I have been
sending thom. Englishmen run heavier
on ah; and brandy, but seldom come
to the bar, especially in the morning.
We haven't bau any Japs yet, but the
bartender of a hotel where a party of
them are stopping tells me thal they are
getting very fondof lager. In this coun
try every state has its own particular
style of drink. Whisky is at the top.
A New Vol ker wants rye all the time, a
Pennsylvanian calls for Monongahela,
the Kentuckians stick up for Bourbon,
ami it is nearly certain death to oller a
drinker from florida or Georgia any hut
corn whisky. Jersevmen take applejack
in proferendi to anything else, while
Delawareans must have peach brandy
and honey. Missourians, asa ruh1, aro
great whisky drinkers: they want, their
whisky straight and strong and plenty
of it. North-Carolina, Alabama, Louisi
ana, Tennessee, and other southern
states scud us groat fancy drinkers.
Tho best barkeepers in the world
como from the south. Since tho
California wines have come out, the Pa
cilio people have called heavily for ca
tawba, hut half of them can't tell the
difference between a still catawba and
tm ordinary Santeria-."
"Suppose y>u don't have the particu
lar brand ol' whiskv a gentleman calls
for'.'"
..Well, that's easily settled. There are
very few bars that don't keep rye. and
Bourbon, and, between you and me,
there are not many drinkers who can
ti ll tho difference. Most bars keep two
or mor,- bottles of whisky all drawn
from the same barrel; and. if a barkcop
ci understands his business, ho can
make a man think he is drinking rye
winn he is actually drinking Bourbon.
Pad rye whisky with a dash of common
bitters in it can he made to pass as corn
whisky.''
"Ali- fancy drinks in much demand
now?''
"Fairly so. Sometimes a bartender
has to bo sharp to keep up with the or
ders. The other day a southerner came
in and ordered junk of mc What the
deuce junk was I did not know, so I hail
to trust to my wits. 1 found out after
a littlo that junk was a compound of
.applejack ami cider, or another name
for stone fence. Another tina' a gentle
man wanted an Albano punch. I asked
whether he preferred brandy or Santa
('ru/, rum, and when he answered I
knew what an Albany punch wa?, for
nearly till punches tin- built on the same
prescription.
"What are the principal fancy drinks
called for?"
"Well. New Yorkers take naturally to
milk punches and whisky and gin sours.
Southerners are heavy on sherry cob
blers, mint juleps, brandy smashes,
brandy juleps, and Bourbon sours,
l'hihuielphians, when they don't take
ale or beer, or take their whisky
straight, call for cocktails, whisky
smashes, Kornau punch, and Fish house
punch. fish house punch is one of the
nicest drinks known. It is made of
whisky, .Jamaica rum, and several cor
dials, together with lemon and oranges.
Hut the same drinks go hy different
names in different parts of the country."
-New York Mail und Express.
The l. 1111 e. 11 i 11 !',-<.; i .. "Fad."
Tlie belles of New York are quick to
grab right hold of new ideas that are
frivolous, and it is a pity that their in
clination in that respect cannot he di
verted into higher ?ind broader chan
nels. I wont yesterday to have a tooth
pulled. New York has several places
exclusively for that jerky sort of sur
gery, w herein no other dentistry ls prac
ticed, ?ind where great quantities of
laughing-gas are Used. Thc accustomed
patient .sits placidly down in the chair,
breaths out of the hag, goes to sleep,
and awakens in a minute or so to lind
that his tooth is gone. He ha-? SU fibred
neither dread nor pain. Hut tin- novices
do no! divest themselves of the fright of
anticipation, ?md tia' waiting-room is
therefore full of wohegone faces and
trembling limbs, and tho voice of per
suasion is constantly raised. This time,
however. 1 san a bevy of fashionably
dressed gills, nut ono ol' whom showed
symptom- <.;' itch i tig teeth or palpitating
terror. "Now. huhes." said one of the
Operators, "please step ibis way." They
went into the sanctum, hut were not SO
perfectly secluded (lint I could not see
what was done to them. Each in turn
took a blithesome scat in the chair,
breathed the gas, fell back insensible,
speedily aroused herself, and gave place
to another subject. Then they paid .'?0
cents apiece and departed, laughing and
chattering.
"They take, the gas for exhileration,"
said tho doctor, when I asked for an
explanation, "It is usually a euro for
headache, it vivifies a jaded brain, and
it lias suddenly become a stylish tiling
to take. After a late night at a recep
tion, or any ether cause of lassitude,
tho belles viudas in parties like tho ono
fou'vo seen, ami take light dosofl'Ot
aughing-gas. That is the latest swell
fad, you know."
It may interest the fair wearers of seal
sacques to know how many big, round,
liquid eyes have been shut by the cruel
lance of commerce in I ho North Atlant io
this year. Of the Dundee fleet of steam
ers seven went to Newfoundland and
captured 7.i,:?.M> seals, as against 154,8!?y
last year. Four ships went to Groenland
and slaughtered 10,760, aa against
17,110 last yoar.
Tea was introduced into Scotland by
the Duke of York in im.
A Whole rn ml ly Folaonod.
Thc colored peoplo of Hampstead,
Texas, have heen throwu into a ?tato
of great excitement over a report,
which lias just como in of a whole
family of negroes being poisoned at
Ilo.vth station, on tho ll. & T.C. Rail
road, distant about six miles north of
that place. Tho circumstances are as
follows : A family of negroes, of whom
Morris Johnson is tho head, were
poisoned on Saturday beforo last by
eating thc flesh of a stolen hog which
had been dosed witli strychnine. The
hog's owner, to trap tho thief, who
was evidently appropriating his pork
cs, administered to 6ome of the test?t
a dose of poison. Tho result abovt
mentioned ensued. Bill Harris and
Henry Clay, two guests of Morris
Johnson, and Johnson's step-daughtci
have died, and several of thc family are
in a critical condition.
Chloroform and Robbery.
Thc Cincinnati Sun publishes tho
following: "S. E. Chamberlain, a
stock dealer living near Toledo, was
found insensible in Mill Creek bottom
early this morning and, alter being
restored, stated that ho arrived in this
city Tuesday night ; that he entered a
hack at the depot and requested to bo
driven to tho Palace Hotel. After he
had proceeded some distance he said
bc beard a peculiar noise as of air
escaping from a tube, and soon after
wards lost all consciousness until this
morning. His pockets had been rifled
of $120 and a valuable gold watch.
The police claim that thc hack was
.flxetV by means of a pipe extending
from tlie driver's scat to the inside of
tlic vehicle, so arranged as to enable
the driver to force a sleep-producing
gas into thc inside."
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