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LAURENS C. H., S. C., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST If), 1885.
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A Desperate Thought.
"What lt thar? ls n<> Hod I" Tho dreadful
tbou/rnt
Took hideous shape within my mortnl tmiln,
Then Instantly my nhuro of mortui pnln
Pressed heavier on my heurt. Like ?OHIO great
blot,
Hurled out on ?paco, sonio bllghtlng- useless
spot
Kecking- with tears and bloodshed, frrcod nnd
tain,
This sorrow-laden world Boomed mudo In
vain,
And but a Kb?"tly Jest, man's anffutshed lot.
Tho universo contractod on my sight,
Down to tho limits of n prison pen
Ita ono dark door, an opening in tho sod.
I Hung my arms up heavenward lu affright.
) or sudden madness menaced me-and then
I cried aloud, "There is, thero ls n Owl I"
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
MISTAKEN.
Thoughtless Words and tho Iletuilt* Tl.oy
Wrought In Two Young Lires.
A cool breeze blew up from tho river.
lt pl aye 4 among thc reeds and tall
grasses oft tho hank and ran lightly up
tlie slopo toward tho white, mansion on
tho hillside, fluttering thc vine? that
fringed the wide piazza where a group
of young girls sat chatting, resting, or
busying themselves with dainty needle
work.
"What a delicious breeze!" exclaimed
Florence Freeman, rising as abo spoke.
Tho slender, thoughtful-looking young
man reclining unseen in thc depths of a
large onay chah just within one of tho
long windows glanced up from tho
? pages of a book in which ho had been
nbsorbod, and his dark eyes followed
her graceful figuro admiringly.
"It acts mo wild to bo doing some
thing," she continued, pacing up and
down the long porch. "Do you know,
virls," pausing abruptly, "we're, a set
.of si aves PM
"O, Florry?" exclaimed a laughing
"vo.ee, "now don't give us a lecture on
woman's rights!"
"Never fear; that isn't what I was
Nilnking of. We are hindered by cir
cumstances from being and doing what
arc feel is within us to be and do.
"Listen, girls," Interrupted another
rtice, "Florry is on her high horse.
Now wc shall see some prancing."
"Laugh away," returned Florence,
.Tm in earnest. Why must we, ho
SAUso we happen to have drifted into ii
eertain channel, or because a particulai
course is marked out for us by friends,
drift on down thc stream or keep on ir
thc sanio course to tho bitter end, oven
though we must smother tho best thor?
is in our natures in doing so?"
Intense feeling emphasized her words
nnd her unseen listener found himsol:
wondering what personal oxporlenci
had prompted them. Amy (?ray liftoc
her eyes.
"Duty is often unpleasant," sho said
"but it is best, after all, to have a scttlci
plan and purpose and cling to then
through everything. Think what a chao
would result if we all followed our owl
inclinations, and, worse than that
whatever might for tho moment bo on
ruling passion."
Florence did not answer for a mo
ment; her eyes woro roving across tb
wide sweep of tho river, where a whit
sail glimmered in the afternoon sun
shine.
"O, yes; there, must ho plans, c
. course, ami they must be carried out, o
.nothing would bo accomplished. Bu
-toko special cases. Then; is cousin Dora
for instance. Why must she give ii]
Jier pninting to marry Fred Ixmg, more
Hy because ano promised to when a mer
child, and didn't know what she want
edP Of courso I don't say anythinj
against Fred. Ho is good ns gold, bu
ho can't appreciate her talents. Why
he has begun to interfere with her plan
already. Says sho works too steadily
and wants her to givo up some wor!
sho had undertaken in order to ho mai
ried sooner. She only laughed over il
Of courso she wouldn't say anything
but wo can all see sho doesn't lovo him
How can she, when he has no sympath
with her on that subject? Now, wh
can't ?ho say so, and be free?"
..She feels her responsibility," sail
Amy's soft voice. "She. knows how dc
voted Mr. Long is to her." ^^^^^^^
"Sh-h! hore sh?! comes," whisnerei
Edith Stanley as a bright-faced girl Hut
Cered up from tho gar?en, liko a dainty
white butterfly, and perched herself ol
tho steps. A dead silence fell on th
group for a moment, and then Dor
turned her laughing face toward he
cousin: "Go on, Florry. You wero giv
lng a loeturo, weren't you? I could hen
you 'orating,' but couldn't catch a wor
of the discourse."
.'It's ended now," ?aid Florence coo
ly, mentally resolving never to bo s
careless again in mentioning "speen
cases," "and unless some ono has take
notes you can never hopo to know any
thing about it, for it was quito in
promptu." And, taking lier cousin'
arm, she marched her up and down th
piazza humming a gay air.
Meanwhile, within tho windows th
young man sat motionless, his tinge
still between the pages that only n ic
moments ago hold him spellbound, n
though his world had fallen in mi
around him since Florence began lu
"loeturo." Outside tho breeze ran
among tho tree-tops and ruffled th
shining bosom of tho river. Tho Augiv
aunshine lay mellow on the grass, bi
he hoard nothing, saw nothing.
The tea bell rang suddenly and star
ed him out of his meditations. Tb
girls disappeared with much chatter an
gay laughter, and ho rose moohanloall
and walked like one in a dream dow
through the garden and on into a litt!
grove beyond, his ono thought to 1
alone where no human oyo could ad
to his torment with its quostionin
K- moe. There, under the trees, whei
and Dora played in childhood, li
walked to ana fro, ono sentence rlnj
lng in his ears like a sentence of doon
"We can all see sha doesn't lovo him.
It was hard to come down from the ph
Dacie where he had imagined himse
crowned king of one heart.
When Dora, only 16 then, had give
bim her hand so confidingly as thc
walked together In this very grove
only lt waa morning then, and snrlnj
time, and the air was filled with tl
.cent of wild erab-apple blooms, and si
wore them at her throat; how plainly 1
could see her now, all in white, and tl
{Ink cf her check so like tho daim
loesoms-he had taken tho gift ni
questioningly, and no doubts had evi
assailed him. Ho knew her devcilc
to art and waa proud of her sucooss, bi
be had never dreamed that it w mid 1
tsatf rfral to her Affections.
"Have-1 been so blind?" ho questioned.
"O, my littio Dora!"
Something must bo done, and thnt at
once. Should ho go to Dora and ask if
tlieso things wore trueP That would ho
like saying "Have you boon deceiving
mo nil theso yearsP He could not do
it. Ho must wait, witli whet pntienco
ho could, until bo could decido for him
self. Ho was very thankful that Dora
had not quit? decided to bo married in
tlie full, as that would bo ono test ho
could put her to. It is something to
havo an idea that, can bo acted upon at
once, and he rotraccd his steps toward
tho houso with this ono purpose in
view. How shall ho lind a minuto in
which to speak alono with DoraP Ho
feels that ho cannot bear tlie suspenso
until another day shall come, and then
mutton to himself, "Fool! what if it
must last a lifetime? What if I am
nover to know?"
As ho reached tho piazza a girlish
Toteo cried out eagerly: "O, Mr. Longl
whore havo you been hiding yourself r'
and in an instant lie was surrounded by
a laughing group, who scolded and
questioned with such vivacity that their
victim found it unnecessary to say a
word; it was, in faet, quito impossible.
Then Dora rose from the piano,
"Here, Dora!" called Edith Stanly,
"here is the deserter. What shall bo
done to him?" And they led him be
fore his bright-eyed judge.
Dora hail never before seemed to him
.just as she did at that moment-so far
away,OS if a great gulf were fixed between
them. He could scarcely believe in her
bright looks, everything seemed so un
real, his life was so shaken to its foun
dations. It was only by a great effort
that lie arouse?! himself to make some
commonplace excuse.
Dora's first careless glance at his pal
lid face changed to ono of alarm. Tho
light from an open window fell upon it j
and she saw its deadly pallor. "Why.
Fred!" she cried, "you careless boy!
You will bo sick again. Come and have
some tea." Ami sae led the way to the
dining-room. How ho longed to say,
"Come Dora, I have something to tell
you," and thon, having ber all to him
self, pour out these miserable doubts
and fears in lier ear and so he free from
them. Hut no; here was this crowd of
chattering girls -besides, she must not
know be lind such doubts. Even if she
said, "I love you," could he be sure she
was not saying it because she believed
it to bo lier duty. And so be finished
the evening as best ho could, and all
night long his heart tormented him with
ceaseless questionings.
Several days passed before be found
'an opportunity to speak alone with Dora.
Tlie house was filled with a number of
young guests, and Dora must bo every
where.
Fred Long was just now taking a
well-earned vacation. After years ot
hard work and months of illness he lu d
como back to the home of his childhood
to regain lost health and strength. Ho
had called this the happiest summer ho
had known, but now an untimely frost
had spoiled its beauty. Among the
friends whom Dora was entertaining
lier cousin Florence Freeman was tho
only one ho bad previously known. Nat
urally they drifted together during these
miserable days. With Dora lie was
suddenly ill ut ease and restless; her
quick oyes noted the change, and sho
looked about for a cause. Those same
quick eves soon noticed the walks and
talks with cousin Florence. "No won
der she admires him," ?lie said, with a
sharp little Jiang at lier heart, mentally
contrasting tall, hnndsomo Florence
witli ber own little self.
Presently thc Hock of merry school
girls took Hight. "Only Florence, and
you, and I," said Dora; "just ns it used
to be." But for both the old charm
was destroyed.
Ono da}' they walked together along
the river bank, and Dora said, "Our
playtime is done."
"Yes," ho answered, "I must go back
to my law books and you must havo
timo for your painting."
A light came into nor eyes. "Then I
am to go on painting?"
"Yes," bo said slowly. "I am mak
ing this sacrifice for you. I do not wish
you to marry me until you have flnishod
this work you have set your heart upon.
It will occupy your whole winter?"
"Yes; perhaps more. (?ive ino a
year," she said eagerly, quite uncon
scious of tho pain her words inflicted,
and only anxious for time wherein to
provo whether, after all these years of
devotion, Freil could IMI won from ber.
"V^ry well," cunio the. answer, calm
and steady. No trembling in tho quiet
tones to betray tho heart's unutterable
anguish* ns it whispered to itself, "How
glad slio is to bo free even for a year."
As for Dora, her heart was saying,
"Ho docs not caro."
And then they talked of indifferent
matters, theso two foolish ones, and the
precious hours in which they might
nave understood ouch other slipped
away and wero gone forever.
Once moro apart, tholr letters weroex
olianged at regular intervals -Fred's
kind and loving. "Of course," said
Dora, "it is lils duty," while Dora's
were a curious study had her lover. but
known. Each oho a littio cooler, a
littio briefer than tho last, until by tho
timo spring had dressed tiio fields and
woods in green again poor Fred had
woll-nigh made up his mimi that Flor
ence was right. Dora's heart was all in
hor painting; sho had grown quito
weai v of him.
"This suspense is killing me," ho
would say; "but I'll wait-it is bettor
it will soon be over."
And Dora, working herself to a shad
ow over hor painting, would think:
"Tho end cannot bc far off. Ho will
soon IKJ free."
Early in tho summer Fred found him
self again in tho old familiar haunts,
but, alas! tho old joyous light was want
ing every whore. A shade, a mist,
seemed hanging over everything, and
Dora was farther away than over.
Thoro wore no merry guests to divide
her attention; hut, so absorbed, so si
lent, did she seora, ho could hardly be
ll ove lt was tho samo Dora ho had known
in other days.
A woek passed by-a woek of mingled
paradise and torment. Sometimos he
would be on tho point of saying to ber:
"Dora, I will stand in your way no
longer;" but a faint hope .dill lingered,
ami ho could not crush lt so ruthlessly.
At other times ho could almost boliovo
himself mistaken-all theso months a
fearful dream-when hor eyes met bia
?o onrnostty and soon UH! Hied for a mo
mont willi iho old, wann !i^rlit.
They Kit together one dav upon a
little rustie pout, chatting and resting
after a walk. Frc.il had ta!.en sumo
letters from his pocket which he wished
to show to Dora. A picture foll from
anion".; them. Dora stooped to recover
it. ..Cousin Florry," she murmured)
and Fred began making some common
place remark upon ?ts eor root noss.
Then, glancing at his companion's face,
ho was .startled at Un duality nullor.
"Dora!"' ho cried, "you aro ill. Wo
Walked too far. Yon must rest."
"No. I'm not ill." Kile said almost
sharply. "How lovely Florence ls."
"Yes. indeed. She is well-nigh per
fect. But then; is only one Dorn in all
tho world.'' taking her little, cold hand
in his. "Without Dota tht! world is
meaningless to me."
Dora's oyi'8 were Boanning tho dis
tant hills. Slit: made no reply. She
was stooling her heart against him
"He wants to bo true." site thought,
"hut I w ill have no such lov .."
"Dora, you art; not happy."
She started. "Not perfectly so. What
mortal IsP"
"lt seems lt? me / would h.! if only
tilings could la; tis they once were be
tween us."
This was the first allusion be hail
made to the fact that he hail noticed
any change in their relations.
Dorn realized that a crisis was com
ing. She simply ?waited it in silence..
She would neither strive to avert nor to
hasten it.
"I have sometimes feared that you
ami I have been mistaken. That is the
word, 1 think. If so. I love you too well
to ask yon to ket p a promise which has
become hateful to you."
Dora rose from ber seat; a stubb a
lire tlamod in her pale chook. She
hehl her hand out toward him thc dear
littlt! band that wort: his ring. Some
thing in lier air bewildered him. Ho
stootl a moment motionless, then seized
the hand in both his own. Slit! shook
him off Impatiently anti thew thc ring
from ber linger. Now be understood.
"Without a Word, Dora?" ht! said,
struggling for self-command as a man
might battle for life against tho waves
of a sea.
"What is there to say?" asked Dora,
her voice clear as a silver bell, while
her eyes shone like two stars. Anti
again he tobi himself that lie: "She is
gTndl"
Anti so they paltetl. '1 he tie formed
almost in childhood was broken, anti
they wont their separate ways.
Day after day Dora's pale, resolute
fact! bent over her canvas, anti she
steadietl ber trembling band for greater
achievements, she worked too bani,
they saith She was too ambitious; she
put too much of her lifc-hlood into tho
strokes tif her brush, and a few months
ondod the struggle.
Ho came again to tho dear old house
besitle tho river; a crowd of friends bad
gathered there, but Dora gave them no
welcome. Tale anti silent sho lay anti
stirred not a linger nor an eyelash for
any of their tears. He sbiotl there with
Florence, and that still form between
them; its smiling lips wcro no mora si
lent now than they had boon in life. A
dumb patience was marked on the
sweet face, hut they never guessed its
meaning.
"If she might only havo lived I" sobbed
Florence.
Fretl spoke not, but tho bitter cry of
his heart was, "If I could only know that
sho lovctl me!"
Anti they never dreamed, these two
her nearest and dearest-that they had
slain her.
" Gooroo Sheridan's Joke.
(Jen. George H. Sheridan, "of Louisi
ana," lives now at the Union Squaro
hotol anti is coming to bo known as a
Union Square notability. Ho has had a
checkered political carcor, but ho has
hail a goon living through it all, evi
dently, for ho has grown stouter and
stouter with each succeeding year, until
his short figuro now carries upward of
250 ]M>untls of flesh. As a stump speaker
ho has been and still is in great demand.
His talks aro a mixturo of witty stories
anti eloquence which is taking with tho
people A politician of Ohio related to
mo yesterday an incident of ono of
Sheridan's engagements which had a
ludicrous ending. Sheridan was posted
tor a speech in a manufacturing town
in northern Ohio. It was an off year,
ami tho Democrats wore expecting to
carry the county through Republican in
difference and tho labor vote. They
didn't want Sheridan to make n speech
for fear ho would rouse up all the Repub
licans, but how to keep him away was
a pi willem. They hit upon a plan at
last, and when Sheridan arrived ho was
surprised to moot a cordial reception
from several Domocratio acquaintances
who pressed him with invitations to go
out and "smile." Ho finally went out
with thom anti was conducted to a
saloon v. here ho found a number of
ot lier choico spirits, hut all Democrats.
Thoy bogan to ply him with invitations
to (trink, and it soon popped into his
head that they had a schemo to make
him drunk and let tho mooting bo a
failure hcClltlSO of h'lS l ion al I e 111 ia nee.
When ho bocamo satisfied that this was
their gamo he wont in for as much fun
as anyone. It was 2 o'clock when thoy
went Into thc saloon. At half-past 7 he
walked out with a slightly unsteady
stop, but with a perfect control of his
motions, while every othor man of tho
oroT/d was lintier tho table. He wont to
tho hall where ho was to speak and do
llvorcd ono of the finest efforts of his
lifo, not forgetting to toll tho story of
how tho onomy had tried to tri]) him up.
The county rang with his speech for a
week, and was carried for the Republi
cans.-N. Y. Tribune.
On His Tongue's End.
Col. Fizzlotop has a wretched memory.
Ho is very muon puzzled to remember
tho simplest thing that ia told him.
"What is the name of that patent
medicine Col. Witherspoon told me to
get for my HverP" ho asked his wifo.
"I c<nrl remomber tho namo to sara
my life."
"I ca? ? eithor. My memory is getting
worse and worse every djy. Let me
see. I had lt on tho end of my tongue a
minute ago."
Little Johnny spoko up and said:
"Stick out your tongue, pa, and let
mo toe it Perhaps that name la on lt
yat."- Texat 8%JUnq*.
A PECULIAR CUSTOM?
A I.nd in on i FrAOttea In Which Mun,
O. i II II Travelers are Compelled
t?> Tako l'art.
A Cambridge undergraduate, now on
his way to the cape in u trading vessel,
sends the following interesting eoinmu
ideation to tho Pail Mall Gazettes Ono
of the oldest customs of tho sea lately
came under my notice, and in such a
way as I am not. likely to forget. A?
usual after our 'J o'clock tea, we were
seated in tho saloon enjoying mir game
of cribbage, when a blast from the fog
horn, fit lo awaken the dead, put an ?md
to our cards. Hurriedly we. made for
the (leek, where a sight never to bo for
gotten met our eyes. Tho evening was
dark and cloudy, tho moon entirely hid
den, but tlie (leek was. brilliantly illu
minated with blue lights. From the fore
castle was issuing a procession that
baffles description. First walked Father
Neptune himself, leading on his arm his
young and beautiful wife, Ainpliitrite.
Neptune was dressed in long, white
flowing robes - that is, a nightshirt;
around his head waved his gray locks,
blowing before tho wind in every direc
tion; his beard reached below his waist;
on his head he wore a miter of such
tremendous sizu us to drive any bishop
wild with envy; in his hand he boro his
trident.
His wife's dress was evidently on tho
plan of "beauty unadorned." for some
red paint, a small red Hag, and a pair
of red bathing-drawers constituted her
costume. Her llnxen hair in curly
masses roached ker knees. Following
this august couple walked the hero of
tho evening -tho barber. Dressed all in
white, wearing a hat tho shape of a
dice-box, half white, half black, with
curly white hair and whiskers, he was
sublime; but the sublime changed into
tho awful when ono perceived that he
carried in his hands instruments of tor
turo rivaling in their latent cruelty even
those of the Inquisition, Imagino stand
ing and gazing upon a bucket of Hour
and water mixed to about tho thickness
of liquid glue, of which you know you
will receive a large share-on your head.
Recover, if you can, from that sight, and
look again. In his other hand he holds
a razor of such magnitude that it would
not be ill amiss for felling trees, and
think that soon that edge of rough,
rusty iron will be plowing its meander
ing course over your innocent jaws.
Following this torturer carno two
policemen armed with cudgels and dark
lanterns. Behind them crowded tho
crew. In spite of the awful solemnity
of the scene, one could not but admire
the. dark, cloudy sky, the sea a blaze of
phosphorescence, tho nickering summer
lightning, the grouping of the actors.
Halting before tho after dook, Neptune,
in a haul voice, with such calm disre
gard as to where he put his H's as would
make any classical author turn in his
grave, gave utterance, "Faring that
some of the crew of this ship is such as
they 'ave not vet crossed tho loi no, and
bin baptoixen, my sons. I ham 'ero to
seo them done so." Evidently Nep
tune's intercourse with British sailors
has been to thc disadvantage of Iiis elo
quence.
The sailors, at tho finish of Neptune's
speech, cheered loudly, while from their
midst stepped the two brawny police
men, ono of whom was a nigger from
Demorara, and seized upon T. Mean
while the torturer was not idle. He had
seated himself upon a low stool, with
his bucket before him, in his left hand a
brush liko a housemaid's broom, while
with his right ho was sharpening his
razor on tho companion-ladder railings.
Alas for poor T. Ho stood smiling be
fore his executioner, who, evidently
thinking tho occasion far too solemn to
smile at, put an end to his innocent
merrimont by inserting as much as he
possibly could of his mixture into his
mouth. While he was engaged in
choking and spitting out what ho could
of the concoction. Ids head was being
covered to such an extent as to render
his features quito indistinguishable.
Then that awful razor came into usc, its
broad, rusty edge scraping away tho
dough like a plow in a clay soil. Hut
how difficult it is to take the dough out
of ono's eyes and mouth with a razor
blade three feet long, one can not im
agine till one has tried! His satanic
majesty, I moan thc barber, having
scraped off as much as pleased his
fancy, the two policemen caine to the
foro again, armed with buckets of cold
water, which, utterly regardless of what
part of tho victim's body received the
wnUir, they threw in quick succession
over him.
I was the next victim, and went
through the same terrible routine; but
nt last it was all over, and I issued from
tho cold-water cuni quito ready to see
tho fun in treating the others to their
dose. It was u novel experience, and
ono not likely to bo forgotten. Then
followed the other* who had not crossed
the line, some hail-dozen of them, bul
two wore missing. Tho police were
soon after them, but it was an hour bo
fore the first was found, lying under
neath the boilers in about tho temper
ature of tho place I had wished tho bar
ber in when I was being shaved. All
this ho endured rather than face his
shaving, or I should say, shaving his
face, llo was quickly dragged upon
tho scene, and paid tho penalty of his
fear by receiving a doublo dose. Soon
after this tho other, a boy, was found
concealed in a sail in tho rigging; ho,
too, got what he deserved for trying to
escupo justice. After all wore baptized,
wo had some songs and dances, thc har
bor being especially good at tho latter,
and oreakdowns. Poor Noptnno had
terrible trouble with his wife, who, sud
dcr.iy discovering herself among a lot
of rallors, became "skittish"-naturally,
what woman would not? Tho songs
and dancing finished, grog handed all
round, anil with throe oncers for us
from tho crow, wo retired to our cabins
to put OH dry clothes, and to tear out
handfuls of hair in endeavoring to rid
our he.ul * of dough. And ?g. wc crossed
tho line.
A Boston eheinist has discovered a
way of extracting an essential od from
cnioiis, with which toav>* can be pro
duced at pleasure. Ono drop of thia oil
on a handkerchief will produce a copious
flood. Tho oil bids fair to havo a largo
sale.
Mlle, do Lossepa la her l.dhor's confi
dent!;\ soorotary.
and
Julian Hawthorne's Ideas?
Mr. Julian Hawthorne, (hu novelist,
was recently Interviewed hy a Chicago
Daily News reporter. Tho conversation
turned upon tho estimation placed hy
Europeans on American works of fiction,
and tho question was asked:
"Do you think the American novel is
growing in popularity abroad, and what
are its distinctive leal mes thought to be
by foreigners?"'
..Tho American novel is certainly
growing in popularity abroad, especial
ly in England, as will ho seen hy tho
frequent English reprints of our bettor
novels. The reason for this is t bat there
are at present so few tolerable novelists
in England. The English novel bas
been written to death, and, as oven
novel-readers must have occasional nov
elty, they turn to our hooks willi relief.
The distinctive features of our work
probably appear to them to bo new sit
uations, social conditions, and types of
character and a certain minute accuracy
of treatment from the literary point of
view. Average English novel-writing
is very slip-shod and careless."
"What ls your opinion of thc school
of 'mental vivisection'?"
"1 am not myself in sympathy with
that school. 'Mental vivisection1 isoasy
writing, but bard writing. 1 think it
is due to a lack of mental energy end
of imagination in those who practico it.
It amounts to importing vour note
books into your story, instead of show
ing only tho results and embodiment of
a provious analysis, and is done by
Sbakspcarc and thc best writers."
"Do you consider this departuro of
literature a part of tin; progress of thc
time or a morbid outcome of days too
prosperous for romance?"
"I think it has nothing to do with the
progress of the time. lt only indicates
that our novelists make li ss uso of their
imagination than any other class of our
community. Perhaps the recognition
they receive is too faint to Stimulate
them. The difficulty is certainly not on
the side of any deficiency of stirring
times. Timidity and lack of solf-contt
dctlCO have more to do with it. Our
writers consider their audience too much ;
no audience that they can reach is
worth considerings as a literary tri
bunal. 'Inspiration is deprecated, ns if
it neust be eitler untrustworthy or ill
bred. A masculine poet or novelist is
much needed, and it might he well, at
this stage of otu*literary history, to make
it a penal offense for any woman to
write a story."
"Do modern novelists make their tuen
and women do nothing hut sit still and
talk because there is nothing else for
them to do?"
"I shall rather say because it is easier
to write clever dialogue than to portray
characteristic action.*1
"What are your methods of working?
Do yon depend principally upon your
observations or on your imagination .' '
"Observation is always of ssistnilCO
in imaginative w rk if it can ? sutll
ciontlj emancipated from individual in
stances. On the other band, nothing
spoils a fictitious character so sundy as
to make il conform too closely to any
real model, 'thc. requirements of the
story must he allowed to mold and
adapt it or thc story will he ruined."
"Do you have regular hours for work
or do you wait for an inspiration?"
"I never wait for an inspiration, and
am not aware of having every been vis
ited by any. I generally take a walk in
the morning and writ?; in the afternoon
and evening. Hut I keep no strict rule
in such matters."
"Doyou know what tho 'terrible se
cret' of 'Thc Marble Faun1 was, or what
the 'mystery that surrounded Miriam?"
"if 1 knew 1 would t * -11 with pleasure.
My father never explained it. because it
did not come within the design of the
story that the 'secret' should he anything
but a typical secret - a human being
polluted liv involuntary association with
the sin of others. The Conci tragedy is
an instance cf such an occurrence, and
is therefore made prominent in tho
story, but whether or not Miriam was
tho victim of a .> indar castrophc was
her private business, and of no import
to tlie moral of the tale."
A Light-Giving Mexican Insect.
At a recent meeting of the Academy
of Sciences at Paris a plat?! half filled
willi water, ia which were half a dozen
insects about an inch in length, which
shone like diamonds, although the room
was filled with sunshine, was passed
around among the members. Thcso in
sects had been brought from Mexico,
where they are to bo found in tim for
ests. The scientific name is the pyro
phore; and, as none had ever been seen
before in Europe, they created quito a
sensation. The light resembles that of
a glow-worm or fire-fly, although as
much more brilliant ami intense as an
electric-light surpasses a wax taper in
its power of illumination, When the
light begins to fade it can bo made as
brilliant as before bj' shaking the in
sect or dipping it in water. It is said
tho Indians of Mexico usc them for a
light at night, and a few will sullieo to
illumin. do .ill entire room. When they
are walking at night they put ono on
each foot so that they can he sure of
their way, and also that they do not
step on any venomous snake or reptile,
willi which the tropical forests abound.
Tho Mexican ladies buy them of the In
dians and inclose them in a transparent,
bag, which they wear in their hair or at
the neck. Tho effect is very beautiful,
especially when several aro worn; and,
ns the Indians sell them for a few conta
a dozen, they are within tiio roach of
every fair ono. They aro fed on sugar
cane, and if well taken care of will livo
a long time! Ono placed upon a pago
will enable it to bo read with caso m
thc darkest night,--Scientific American.
Among tho young mon of title and
fortune who may bo said to bo coming
on for the next Ixmdon season is Sir
Honry Alfred Doughty Tiehborno, who
will in May next l>o of age. Tho youth
ful Baronet is now in his 20th your,
having been born in May, 18C6. Tho
necessity of defending his property
against the celebrated Tiehborno Cia! ni
ant lins entailed upon his tnistoes tho
onotmous expenditure of ?120,000. His
estates aro in Hampshire. Lincolnshire,
Dorsetshire, and Buckinghamshire, and
nprownt between ll,HM) and 12,000
acres. There aro in addition, London
proportion, bringing up Ibo gross rent
roll to ?28,000 a year.
Identified by Min Drinks.
"Brandy smash, sir? Yes, sir,1' and
ail up-town hurtondor [inmediately bc
gan to shovel icc Into a glass, and soon
crushed tho mint prior to completing
tho bovcragc.
..From tlio south, slr, I reckon," said
tho bartender, as tho writer set down
tho empty jjflass.
"Why do you ask?" said the reporter,
Yankee fashion.
"Well, you see, we can generally lix
the nationality of tho visitor by Iiis
drinks. Most Americans that drink go
in for gin or whisky cocktails in the
morning. A Frenchman takes eland
and iee, or if ho ?8 hard on it some cog
nac or absinthe. A Dutchman or Prus
sian wants beer. Chinamen don't do
much bar drinking, hut lately the stew
ard of this hotel toi Is mo some of them
have been strengthening their tea with
brandy. They must drink a good deal
of tea to judgo by the brandy I have been
sending them. Englishmen run heavier
on ah? and brandy, hut seldom conic
to the bar, especially in the morning.
We haven't had any Japs yet, but the
bartender of a hotol where a party of
them are slopping tells me that they are
getting very fondof lager. In this coun
try every state has its own particular
style of drink. Whisky is at the top.
A New Yorker wants rye all the time, a
Pennsylvanian calls for Monongahela,
the Kentuckians stick up for Bourbon,
and it is nearly certain death to offer a
drinker from Florida or Georgia any hut
corn whisky. Jorseymcn take applejack
in preference to anything else, while.
Delawareans must have peach brandy
and honey. Missourians, as a rule, are
great whisky drinkers: they want their
whiskv straight and strong and plonty
of it. North-Carolina, Alabama, Louisi
ana. Tennessee, and other southern
states send us groat fancy drinkers.
The beat barkeepers In Ibo world
como front tho south. Since the
California 'vines have come out, the Po
cilio pcopl have called heavily for ca
tawba, but half of them can't tell the
difference between a still catawba and
an ordinary Sauterno."
"Suppose J ou don't have tho particu
lar brand of whisky a gentleman calls
for?"
"Well, that's easily settled. There are
very few bars that don't keep rye and
Bourbon, and, between you aral me,
there are not many drinkers who can
tell the difference. Most bars keep two
or more bottles of whisky- all drawn
from the same barrel: and, if a barkeep
er understands his business, ho can
make a niau think he is drinking rye
when he is actually drinking Bourbon.
Pad rye whisky with a dash of common
hitlers in it can hi' made to pass as corn
^ h ?sky."
"Ari- fancy drinks in much demand
now?"
"Fairly so. Sometimes a bartender
has to he sharp to keep up with the or
ders. Tie' other day a southerner came
in ,tn<l ordered junk ?d' nie. What the
deuce junk was I did not know, so I hail
to trust to my wits. 1 found out after
a little that junk was a compound of
applejack and cider, or another name
for stone fence. Another time a gontlo
mail wanted an Albano punch, 1 asked
whether hu preferred brandy or Santa.
Cruz rum, and when he answered I
knew what an Albany punch was, for
nearly all punches an- built on the same
prescription.
"What are the principal fancy drinks
called for?"
"Wed!, New Yorkers take naturally to
milk punches and whisky and gin sours.
Southerners are heavy on sherry cob
blers, mint juleps, blandy smashes,
brandy juleps, ami Bourbon sours.
Philatfolnhians, when they don't take
ale or beer, or take their whisky
Straight, call for cocktails, whisky
smashes, Roman punch, and Fish honst!
punch. Fish house punch is one of the.
nicest th inks known, lt is made of
whisky, .Jamaica ruin, anti several cor
dials, together with lemon ami oranges.
But the same thinks go hy different
naines in different parts of the country."
-New York MuH und Express.
The I .i e ;?, h i II : ( ; ;i . "Fad."
Tho helles of Now York are quick to
grab right hold of new ideas that aro
frivolous, ami it is a pity that their in
clination in that respect cannot he di
verted Into higher and broader chan
nels. I went yesterday to have a tooth
pulled. New York has several plnOOS
exclusively for that jerky sort of sur
gery, wherein no other dentistry Is prac
ticed, and where great quantities of
laughing-gas are used. Tho accustomed
patient sits placidly down In tho chair,
breaths out of the bag, gOCS lo sloop,
anti awakens in a minnie or so to (Ind
that his tooth is gone. Ho lias suffered
noititer dread nor pain. Bul Iho novices
do not divest themselves of tho frigid of
anticipation, and tho waiting-room is
therefore full of wobogoiio laces anti
trembling limbs, and tho voice of per
suasion is constantly raised. This time,
however. 1 saw a bevy of fashionably
dressed giris, not one of whom showed
symptoms of aching le th or palpitating
terror. "Now. ladies." said one of tho
Operators, "please step Ibis way." They
went into the sanctum, but were not so
perfectly secluded that I could not si c
what was done to them. Fach in turn
took a blithesome seat in the chair,
breathed the gas, fell back insensible,
speedily aroused herself, and gave place
tt? another subject. Then they paul 60
cents apiece and departed, laughing and
chattering.
"They take the gas for cxhileration,"
saitl tho doctor, when I asketl for an
explanation. "It is usually a cure for
headache, it vivifies a jaded brain, anti
it has suddenly become a stylish thing
to take. After a late night at a recep
tion, or any other cause of lassitude,
the helles visit us in parties like tho otift
you've seen, nnd tako light doser ol
laughing-gas. That is the latest sw "ll
fad, you know."
It may interest tho fair wearers of seal
sacques to know how many big, round,
liquid eyes have boen shut hy tho cruel
lance of commerce In the North Atlantic
this year. Of the. Dundee licet of steain
ors seven went to Newfoundland and
captured 78,390 seals, a.s against 84.829
last year. Four ships went to Greenland
and slaughtered 10,760, as against
17,110 last year.
Tea was introduced into Scot'
Uic Duke of York in 162?.
A Whole Faintly PoUoned.
Thc colored people of Haropstoad,
Texas, have been thrown ?tito a stato
ot" great excitement over a report
which lias just como in of a whole
tinnily of negroes being poisoned at
Hostil station, on tho II. & T.C. Rail
road, distant about six miles north of
that place. Tho circumstances are as
follows : A family of negroes, of whom
Morris Johnson is tho head, were
poisoned on Saturday beforo last by
eating the flesh of a stolen hog which
had been dosed with strychnine. Tho
hog's owner, to trap tho thief, who
was evidently appropriating his pork
cs, administered to some of the testai
adose of poison. Tho result abovt
mentioned ensued. Hill Harris and
Henry Clay, two guests ol Morris
Johnson, and Johnson's step-daughter
have died, and several of tho family are
in a critical condition.
Chloroform and Robbery.
Thc Cincinnati Sun publishes tho
following: US. E. Chamberlain, a
stock dealer living near Toledo, was
found insensible in Mill Creek bottom
carly this morning and, after being
restored, stated that ho arrived in this
cit y Tuesday night ; that lie entered a
hack at thc depot and requested to bo
driven to tho Palace Hotel. After he
had proceeded some distance he said
he beard a peculiar noise as of air
escaping from a tube, and soon after
wards lost all consciousness until this
morning. His pockets bad been rifled
of $120 and a valuable gold watch.
Thc police claim that the hack was
'fixed' by means of a pipe extending
from the driver's scat to the inside of
thc vehicle, so arranged as to enable
thc driver to force a sleep-producing
I gas into thc inside."
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