Lancaster enterprise. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1891-1905, October 08, 1902, Image 3

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r ' Q9QB3 3- RE8QO i rIT M] If you Cfr>ctdib find thcrr h1 your store, accept i stitutcs, but insist that ? dealer order these Cors< the stylb yo* select. % Royal Worcester A W)?CC3TER. i ??? 1)?NK WITH GIRt TYPE? WRITERS, One Wan Telia Why Henceforth He Will Have the Other Sex Only. Detroit Free Press. A merchant from thi interior town of Michigan was in Detroit a few days ago looking for a young man to aot tw his typewriter. and when asked why he did not employ a girl he replied: "I've had three <ff four, and they don't turn out well. The first one had been wifcb me about a mouth when a theatrical com ^ pany came along and was going to skip it's date brwaiuie Little Eva was sick. My typewriter heard of it and offered her serr -- J ? vices, ami sne piayeq tfte part so well that the Compaq took her alone ami in four weeks she married the mnniwr iad ran the i wh ..iw thine. The ^tuni one got a liltlo too f're?h -/tor a week or so, and oaine to m j an ! said : , "Mr. Blank you lanven't got 1 hut one f in coffee. while you put an h in sugar and left out an e in sheeting.* "Do you object to my way oi j spelling?". 1 asks. "'I do,1 she sayij. '1 don't wan t tolas to timiK i ut type I writing i?>r a saw null ' i I "At> I wonlJidt change, the | m did; and imiii^r Miroe was ai; rigid tin ii a ^ .?u4??j; iiinn p walked!, in : n.; n.'ii iter ! v/?r . ? i x w t > j writ log an nil r n >r s. \ jrri ' ' a* a and a I) ?V ot net' blankets. 11 ISorder fVtijr wa> the host look : in? g:i! of all, ami Alio hadn't I been in i ho store three day < when! my Alio say ft to m? across tl?e| break last table; " 4S;ins, 1 think. I'll go ll'Mlie 1 on u visit ' " 4 Yog ?" says I. 11 ' 'And take .our seven children ' "Yea." "And slay a year <* two.1 " What's the row if" says I. " Nothing,1 say* she, 'only ill *.' whi n a man of your <i^e hao to put on h clean collar every * liiu'iiin^ iTh lime Iih trot a home )y typewriter or a new family/ "The jiirl went. ' oOMonned the 1 r merchant, "and 1 don'l think I'll try any more. I*U ? get some , ?v ? mmmm i , , , ... f 4 , I Corset Co. i$f m M ACC ilraP ^ "'" w JJQl young man who wantR a chance o work up, and when he ain't typewriting I'll hoist him up stairs to barrel up beans and sack up wool." "If I Could Get Rid of thin abominable cold," exclaimed the sufferers, when the end of a spn?m of coughing gave hiu< a chance to to talk. The way out of the trouble is plain. Take Allen's Tiling Rnlsam before the merciless grip of the cold has fastened upon throat and longs. After a few doses the cough is ea-ier and less frequent, and h complete cure is but the question of a little time. A Scene That liroke Hint. A man on being asked by ROtno companions to go into a saloon and have a drink with them, said : 4-I won't drink any today, boys." # ''What's the matter with you, old man?" asked one. "It you've U.i ? IIUII) wilfll S lip?" "Well, boys, I'll tell you. Yesterday I was in Chicago. I nailed i.it m I'lis'f'i: r o' n. ie nown on OiarK si reel who Kepi a pawnshop in connection with h:r i her business Whi'e I was ni. re a \oung nan Caiuo in, wearing threadbare clot he?, and looking as hard as they makoVm. lie had a little package in his hand. lie unwrapped it ami j iiuu 1 ed i< to 11?v* j ii a nbrol'. i, avinir, '(Jive in ten <vi fs A'l'1' what d<> you f.uop'w it was?, 11 whs .i pair of baby's a s. lit 1 tie tiling11, with the hoMr?e? < 1 ' fri'V soil. '. ,-v - 11 . h d boon worn on'v <>r twice.! Whor '.i ? on j; ei I hen ?' a- k ?1 Tiawn" ; ?!{e?\ '(iat Vm at ! l:oiii ,* replied I lie tran. 'M v. i j b< i ;!i! \ in fur tho !> iby liivo n.v* ton ecu's fer'em?I, v. ant to r' t i drink ' 'Yon had better lake tlioni hack lo your J >vi! * ; H." baby wil! need them sail t ho paw broker. 'No, she! wont't : she's dead?t?abv died I ia.il iit^in , and then il?o poor lellow laid his head down on die i show case and cried like a child, i iii.ys, I have a baby at borne, and I'll not take a drink with you today."? National Advocate. Olll Of I>?'Ulll?M Jttws. "Wlien death rppiiiaH mrt? rw.o. ,x" J I from a severe stomach ami liver trouble, that 1 had suffered with For years," writes I*. Muse. Durham, N. 0., "Dr. King's New ] Life Pills paved my life and' and p ?ve perfect health." piwri till e<?uu takitl only ul. I'rawford Pros, and J F. Mackey ! & Oo.'s drug store. MISS CARRIE NATION AI VALE. Makes a Piquant Speech to tli Two Thousand Students. A special dispatch to the Ba timore Sua i'rom New Ilave says: Carrie Nation succeded t day in doing what Wm. J. Brya tailed to do, in 1896, when I tried to make 2,000 Yale sti I dents hear him to the end < his speech, but the wielder < the hatchet said it was as streni ous as Kansas. Thro igh or hour filled with side-splittin comedy Carrie Nation stood c the granite steps of Osborn Ha and talked of prohibition an kindred subjects to a cigarett I ? ?.m pi jje-?iuoKing assemDtagi She singled out individuals an made them the butt of her tall Occasionally an imprompt glee club sang topical sonj about her, compelling her 1 stand quiet and listen. Finall 'she was almost rushed to h< hotel by a crowd so dense tin the 6treet cars stopped and tl services of policemen were nee< ed to escort her. Students shoo hands with her, right and left, I hundreds. On the way si snatched a cigarette from the 1 i} of a student. Once on the ste| ot the hotel she turned and thre kisses to the crowd. H?r tn 1 was like her usual harangue She began : ' Last, spring the 'Jolly Eigh of Yale wrote and invited me t como. They neither smoked U( drank. 1 learn today that the have increased to eighty-six"the students broke iu with tl; song "You're Only Fooling," an later sang "Good Morning, Cai rie." ISue waited her turn an said : "I'm not a dream, but sul stantially 193 pounds." Referring to confirmed drunl ar<L', ph<"> said: "If we can't rei c\ !il :.'?gs, 1 i s save mo youn pigs like you boys." The students sang, "I've bee druni\ six mouths, show me tli way to go home." "But you are on the way to?, she replied, "and I wish 1 ha my hatchet here now." When she fold ol her jail e? j(<. i ieiiiio the sludenU broke 1 r!i "Ain't 'hit a sh urn-!" S'. .-i : ? V , ind 1 f i Ik y di -.i ]? \ . !,nney ni iit <] coM I'!..;, law!.-.! "(Jive us 11 ! I: , ' I, itiid \\ e t thrt ujsli t! i * repertoire ot col lop iiiu!.:. u . ' > eaeh ??l whic she made <20 pertinent r id* Much '.'I >1. talk v.s too (join e?l t?i print ium! lin' student* t<>1 her t l./it sin- wa~ naughty to sa oucn tilings. 1 tic tv orbt 1 or to Multituilea am singing the prnist of Krvlo', the n??*v di-e-.v^r i.ll li 4 ct ill tSKj ill .4 L.J iric people well and weak pecpl strong bj digesting what the eat, by cleansing ?nd sveetenir the stomach and by transformin their food into the kind of pun rich, red blood that makes yo feel pood all over Mrs. < tar (ill, of Troy, I. T., writes : For number of yearn I was trouble with indigestion and dyypepsi which grow into iiie worst lornr Finally I was induced to use Kc do! and nft**r using four bottle* am entirely cured. 1 heart)! rece-meni! Kodol to all sufTei ers 'nm indstion and dyapej am. Take a (lose after meals. 1 digests what } ou eat. Crawfor Bros. NOT A UOOi) HANK. ie Hhp Could Nee That the Mom the Money Was Mixed. j_ "A woman opening a bank count for (ho first time is a Q_ culiar creature," said one of n clerks in a national bank. H came in a few days ago glanced around suspiciou Then she glanced up to the v f dow and said : "If you please, I want to posit some money.' "'Yes'm. Just go to the r window.' U "She stepped over in a ci ^ ful way, as if she was break some rule or other, and aln in a whisper said : ^ 44 'Is this where they dep ^ money ?' 444Yes, ma'am. Do you v g to open an account?' 44 4Oh, no,' said: 4I don't w ly to have anything charged. 3r just want to deposit my mon Is tliis bank really safe?" ,4She waa assured that it \ j 44 'This bank is as firm as ^ braltar, tuadam. You have c( >v to the right place. We will h to have your autograph. J 3g write your name right there.' 44'Oh, I can't write withou stub pen. Haven't you go i stub pen and some nice vi( "She was fitted out, and in ,> most careful way imaginable () wrote out her fill 1 name. T1 she was provided with a depi book, which she looked at in inquiring way. She produ her money, hung on to it foi (j minute and then handed it r all rolled up and tied wit! j thread. The receiving te counted it in a rapid way i 0_ threw it in with the other ceipts. 44 'Now,' she said, 4this ain'i V good hank. You've just g< and thrown my money in w ail the rest, and you can no pick it out again. Take y old book and give me my moi and scratch my name ofl' t big autograph album. Motl (j sai you couldn't tell anythi I about a bank.' "She was given her little r (ho autograph was scratched ' and the deposit ticket scratch 11 She fl'iuncod out in a decisive v ? | as much as 'o say, 'They ch 'cheat me if 1 am a woman.11 'in: ; m - , , .j % i l11 \' i y i unTciai i riot; ' i U4 tl<w ? ' jj t \ on Whwt V?.u Arc 1'nl 1 When yon lake CJ rove's Taut* C Tonic ! 'ormolu 'J j?r??i |. on hv?tv l?ol i !? Uinwuii; t i i.? iii.|:13 iron Hiiil i^iiiuiiH' i ' 1 tnsteU'ffl form No cure, ho pay. ^ I . New Trial Granted to Jai Vv'ileox. I Ualei^li, N. (J., Sept. oO.?' lfl|Bupremj court of North Carol v I today handed down an opin .villi iuo iauiouM Neilin Crop ? I catie in wlueii .J a men Wilcox i v chaiged with the murder of > ^(lie Cropsey iu Elizabeth C B lam iNuvemln r. 1 lie court pi u Wilcox a new trial. The caHe in a familiar one ? | the public. Nellie Cropsey, (i, beautiful young girl, disappea ' at night from her home in Eli , I both City. {She had last bi I Been with Wilcox, at one ti y her sweetheart. Suspicion r' on him, but he v an not arrest Thirty-seven days after her b< (j wa? found in Pasquotank rii and Wilcox was arrested. was tried and sentenced to b? hanged, lie stoutly deelaredfcis innocence and an appeal to ftbe ?n*' supreme court was taken. In grunting a new trial fche supreme court says the evidooce ac" was entirely circumstantial. The Pe* jury does not setm to have gifvn the the necessary cautious and viftil3ue aut attention to the evidence, or and the presentation of the prisoner's 8Iy, case by counsel. It says fcfeat vj,j. the conduct of the spectators in aud about the court was 6ufJioidut (je to prejudice the jury. ''No a*ch demonstrations," reads the opinion, "were ever witnessed in <Jur ICX* State before" Among these demonstrations ftre* were people leaving the edtert big room in a body and the ringtyig lost of a fire alarm. The court d*es not fiud the jury was influem^ed osit by these thiugs, but viewing all of this disorderly conduct, if otfys rjsk the trial was not conducted in I tllft nrnnnr fnrm nf ? ?u?ui VI inn^ auu ??T?H t a new trial to Wilcox, whicJi it j says must bo attended by no such demonstrations of lawlmssl?y* nes8 and intimidation as \r"%re present on the former occaaf^u. iras. 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Mrs 1151 *?? . ??>'! v t "Ml fi iv.\ t. t? f ?-o * . ii'iixliutiut ij it turn Ui.ul. COL' J'U.N. lll'S j .\ ft mv n 1 Town ] l lie | ino : County ion i I Ht'ttr hey | ivas j ei.! IVioncv to Loan. Jity I V 68 I /^\N' A kkcknt visit to w.w I V./ York City I made arrangements to hy which I can negotiate loaud of : $:JOO.OO and upwards on first uvorta : gages on improved cotton farms at red | 7 per cent, interest on sums of tliMp.UO I and over, and S pei cent, interest on j sums of less than 4 lot*).00. No ttun0en ' mission < r brokerage oharged ?i*Jtj a reasonable fee for abstract of title. me K. K. Wylif.. fell Attorney-at-Laiv. ;e(j Lancaster, S. CM dept. 3, '02?Out. >dv 11 ? A Torpid Ltver causes?. Spgtes 'p?? Indigestion, Ooustlpatlov *?n. i.v kv i. :1k Vn j Dr. M. A. Simmons Diver iAeuicine to stitert TlO ne tbai orvan. %. .