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? dealer order these Cors<
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A W)?CC3TER.
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1)?NK WITH GIRt TYPE?
WRITERS,
One Wan Telia Why Henceforth
He Will Have the Other
Sex Only.
Detroit Free Press.
A merchant from thi interior
town of Michigan was in Detroit
a few days ago looking for a
young man to aot tw his typewriter.
and when asked why he
did not employ a girl he replied:
"I've had three <ff four, and
they don't turn out well. The
first one had been wifcb me about
a mouth when a theatrical com
^ pany came along and was going
to skip it's date brwaiuie Little
Eva was sick. My typewriter
heard of it and offered her serr
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vices, ami sne piayeq tfte part so
well that the Compaq took her
alone ami in four weeks she married
the mnniwr iad ran the i
wh ..iw thine. The ^tuni one
got a liltlo too f're?h -/tor a week
or so, and oaine to m j an ! said : ,
"Mr. Blank you lanven't got 1
hut one f in coffee. while you
put an h in sugar and left out an
e in sheeting.*
"Do you object to my way oi j
spelling?". 1 asks.
"'I do,1 she sayij. '1 don't
wan t tolas to timiK i ut type I
writing i?>r a saw null ' i
I
"At> I wonlJidt change, the |
m did; and imiii^r Miroe was ai;
rigid tin ii a ^ .?u4??j; iiinn p walked!,
in : n.; n.'ii iter ! v/?r .
? i
x w t > j writ log an nil r n >r s. \
jrri ' ' a* a and a I) ?V ot net'
blankets. 11
ISorder fVtijr wa> the host look :
in? g:i! of all, ami Alio hadn't I
been in i ho store three day < when!
my Alio say ft to m? across tl?e|
break last table;
" 4S;ins, 1 think. I'll go ll'Mlie 1
on u visit '
" 4 Yog ?" says I. 11
' 'And take .our seven children
'
"Yea."
"And slay a year <* two.1
" What's the row if" says I.
" Nothing,1 say* she, 'only
ill *.' whi n a man of your <i^e hao
to put on h clean collar every
* liiu'iiin^ iTh lime Iih trot a home
)y typewriter or a new family/
"The jiirl went. ' oOMonned the 1
r merchant, "and 1 don'l think I'll
try any more. I*U ? get some ,
?v ? mmmm i , , , ... f 4 ,
I
Corset Co. i$f m
M ACC ilraP ^
"'" w JJQl
young man who wantR a chance
o work up, and when he ain't
typewriting I'll hoist him up
stairs to barrel up beans and sack
up wool."
"If I Could Get Rid
of thin abominable cold," exclaimed
the sufferers, when the end of a spn?m
of coughing gave hiu< a chance to
to talk. The way out of the trouble is
plain. Take Allen's Tiling Rnlsam
before the merciless grip of the cold
has fastened upon throat and longs.
After a few doses the cough is ea-ier
and less frequent, and h complete
cure is but the question of a little
time.
A Scene That liroke Hint.
A man on being asked by
ROtno companions to go into a
saloon and have a drink with
them, said : 4-I won't drink
any today, boys."
# ''What's the matter with you,
old man?" asked one. "It you've
U.i ?
IIUII) wilfll S lip?"
"Well, boys, I'll tell you.
Yesterday I was in Chicago. I
nailed i.it m I'lis'f'i: r o' n. ie
nown on OiarK si reel who Kepi a
pawnshop in connection with h:r
i her business Whi'e I was
ni. re a \oung nan Caiuo in,
wearing threadbare clot he?, and
looking as hard as they makoVm.
lie had a little package in his
hand. lie unwrapped it ami j
iiuu 1 ed i< to 11?v* j ii a nbrol'. i,
avinir, '(Jive in ten <vi fs A'l'1'
what d<> you f.uop'w it was?,
11 whs .i pair of baby's a s. lit 1
tie tiling11, with the hoMr?e? < 1 '
fri'V soil. '. ,-v - 11 .
h d boon worn on'v <>r twice.!
Whor '.i ? on j; ei I hen ?' a- k ?1
Tiawn" ; ?!{e?\ '(iat Vm at !
l:oiii ,* replied I lie tran. 'M
v. i j b< i ;!i! \ in fur tho !> iby
liivo n.v* ton ecu's fer'em?I,
v. ant to r' t i drink ' 'Yon had
better lake tlioni hack lo your J
>vi! * ; H." baby wil! need them
sail t ho paw broker. 'No, she!
wont't : she's dead?t?abv died I
ia.il iit^in , and then il?o poor
lellow laid his head down on die i
show case and cried like a child, i
iii.ys, I have a baby at borne, and
I'll not take a drink with you
today."? National Advocate.
Olll Of I>?'Ulll?M Jttws.
"Wlien death rppiiiaH mrt? rw.o.
,x" J I
from a severe stomach ami liver
trouble, that 1 had suffered with
For years," writes I*. Muse.
Durham, N. 0., "Dr. King's New ]
Life Pills paved my life and'
and p ?ve perfect health."
piwri till e<?uu takitl only ul.
I'rawford Pros, and J F. Mackey !
& Oo.'s drug store.
MISS CARRIE NATION AI
VALE.
Makes a Piquant Speech to tli
Two Thousand Students.
A special dispatch to the Ba
timore Sua i'rom New Ilave
says: Carrie Nation succeded t
day in doing what Wm. J. Brya
tailed to do, in 1896, when I
tried to make 2,000 Yale sti
I dents hear him to the end <
his speech, but the wielder <
the hatchet said it was as streni
ous as Kansas. Thro igh or
hour filled with side-splittin
comedy Carrie Nation stood c
the granite steps of Osborn Ha
and talked of prohibition an
kindred subjects to a cigarett
I ?
?.m pi jje-?iuoKing assemDtagi
She singled out individuals an
made them the butt of her tall
Occasionally an imprompt
glee club sang topical sonj
about her, compelling her 1
stand quiet and listen. Finall
'she was almost rushed to h<
hotel by a crowd so dense tin
the 6treet cars stopped and tl
services of policemen were nee<
ed to escort her. Students shoo
hands with her, right and left, I
hundreds. On the way si
snatched a cigarette from the 1 i}
of a student. Once on the ste|
ot the hotel she turned and thre
kisses to the crowd. H?r tn 1
was like her usual harangue
She began :
' Last, spring the 'Jolly Eigh
of Yale wrote and invited me t
como. They neither smoked U(
drank. 1 learn today that the
have increased to eighty-six"the
students broke iu with tl;
song "You're Only Fooling," an
later sang "Good Morning, Cai
rie." ISue waited her turn an
said :
"I'm not a dream, but sul
stantially 193 pounds."
Referring to confirmed drunl
ar<L', ph<"> said: "If we can't rei
c\ !il :.'?gs, 1 i s save mo youn
pigs like you boys."
The students sang, "I've bee
druni\ six mouths, show me tli
way to go home."
"But you are on the way to?,
she replied, "and I wish 1 ha
my hatchet here now."
When she fold ol her jail e?
j(<. i ieiiiio the sludenU broke 1
r!i "Ain't 'hit a sh urn-!" S'.
.-i : ? V , ind 1 f i Ik y di
-.i ]? \ . !,nney ni iit <] coM
I'!..;, law!.-.! "(Jive us
11 ! I: , ' I, itiid \\ e t
thrt ujsli t! i * repertoire ot col lop
iiiu!.:. u . ' > eaeh ??l whic
she made <20 pertinent r id*
Much '.'I >1. talk v.s too (join
e?l t?i print ium! lin' student* t<>1
her t l./it sin- wa~ naughty to sa
oucn tilings.
1 tic tv orbt 1 or to
Multituilea am singing the prnist
of Krvlo', the n??*v di-e-.v^r
i.ll li 4 ct ill tSKj ill .4 L.J iric
people well and weak pecpl
strong bj digesting what the
eat, by cleansing ?nd sveetenir
the stomach and by transformin
their food into the kind of pun
rich, red blood that makes yo
feel pood all over Mrs. < tar
(ill, of Troy, I. T., writes : For
number of yearn I was trouble
with indigestion and dyypepsi
which grow into iiie worst lornr
Finally I was induced to use Kc
do! and nft**r using four bottle*
am entirely cured. 1 heart)!
rece-meni! Kodol to all sufTei
ers 'nm indstion and dyapej
am. Take a (lose after meals. 1
digests what } ou eat. Crawfor
Bros.
NOT A UOOi) HANK.
ie Hhp Could Nee That the Mom
the Money Was Mixed.
j_ "A woman opening a bank
count for (ho first time is a
Q_ culiar creature," said one of
n clerks in a national bank. H
came in a few days ago
glanced around suspiciou
Then she glanced up to the v
f dow and said :
"If you please, I want to
posit some money.'
"'Yes'm. Just go to the r
window.'
U "She stepped over in a ci
^ ful way, as if she was break
some rule or other, and aln
in a whisper said :
^ 44 'Is this where they dep
^ money ?'
444Yes, ma'am. Do you v
g to open an account?'
44 4Oh, no,' said: 4I don't w
ly to have anything charged.
3r just want to deposit my mon
Is tliis bank really safe?"
,4She waa assured that it \
j 44 'This bank is as firm as
^ braltar, tuadam. You have c(
>v to the right place. We will h
to have your autograph. J
3g write your name right there.'
44'Oh, I can't write withou
stub pen. Haven't you go
i stub pen and some nice vi(
"She was fitted out, and in
,> most careful way imaginable
() wrote out her fill 1 name. T1
she was provided with a depi
book, which she looked at in
inquiring way. She produ
her money, hung on to it foi
(j minute and then handed it
r all rolled up and tied wit!
j thread. The receiving te
counted it in a rapid way i
0_ threw it in with the other
ceipts.
44 'Now,' she said, 4this ain'i
V
good hank. You've just g<
and thrown my money in w
ail the rest, and you can no
pick it out again. Take y
old book and give me my moi
and scratch my name ofl' t
big autograph album. Motl
(j sai you couldn't tell anythi
I about a bank.'
"She was given her little r
(ho autograph was scratched
' and the deposit ticket scratch
11 She fl'iuncod out in a decisive v
? | as much as 'o say, 'They ch
'cheat me if 1 am a woman.11
'in: ; m -
, , .j % i l11 \' i y i unTciai i riot;
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U4 tl<w ?
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jj t \ on Whwt V?.u Arc 1'nl
1 When yon lake CJ rove's Taut* C
Tonic ! 'ormolu 'J j?r??i
|. on hv?tv l?ol i !? Uinwuii; t
i i.? iii.|:13 iron Hiiil i^iiiuiiH' i
' 1 tnsteU'ffl form No cure, ho pay.
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. New Trial Granted to Jai
Vv'ileox.
I Ualei^li, N. (J., Sept. oO.?'
lfl|Bupremj court of North Carol
v I today handed down an opin
.villi iuo iauiouM Neilin Crop
? I catie in wlueii .J a men Wilcox i
v chaiged with the murder of >
^(lie Cropsey iu Elizabeth C
B lam iNuvemln r. 1 lie court pi
u Wilcox a new trial.
The caHe in a familiar one
? | the public. Nellie Cropsey,
(i, beautiful young girl, disappea
' at night from her home in Eli
, I both City. {She had last bi
I Been with Wilcox, at one ti
y her sweetheart. Suspicion
r' on him, but he v an not arrest
Thirty-seven days after her b<
(j wa? found in Pasquotank rii
and Wilcox was arrested.
was tried and sentenced to b?
hanged, lie stoutly deelaredfcis
innocence and an appeal to ftbe
?n*' supreme court was taken.
In grunting a new trial fche
supreme court says the evidooce
ac" was entirely circumstantial. The
Pe* jury does not setm to have gifvn
the the necessary cautious and viftil3ue
aut attention to the evidence, or
and the presentation of the prisoner's
8Iy, case by counsel. It says fcfeat
vj,j. the conduct of the spectators in
aud about the court was 6ufJioidut
(je to prejudice the jury. ''No a*ch
demonstrations," reads the opinion,
"were ever witnessed in <Jur
ICX* State before"
Among these demonstrations
ftre* were people leaving the edtert
big room in a body and the ringtyig
lost of a fire alarm. The court d*es
not fiud the jury was influem^ed
osit by these thiugs, but viewing all
of this disorderly conduct, if otfys
rjsk the trial was not conducted in
I tllft nrnnnr fnrm nf ?
?u?ui VI inn^ auu ??T?H
t a new trial to Wilcox, whicJi it
j says must bo attended by no
such demonstrations of lawlmssl?y*
nes8 and intimidation as \r"%re
present on the former occaaf^u.
iras. Xhe next term of the court 4?eGi
gins in Pasquotank county xm
>me November 17, and the case fcill
ave be heard agaiu at that time.
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