The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, October 01, 1895, Image 4
Over a century ago, on 't- lppe
West Side, in New Yor City, at
spot kaowa as Fort G r: : nov
. part cf Hiarlen, A!ea : mu
tot., whose brSth w s:
karoll Burr's b:1!et. p tej th:rteen
trees witin a r.I.u of iden
sg-uo feet. Now the:- a .ly
:ks, and a splendid obje:t lessjn I
forestry. Atthough plamte"i JU the
knoll of an obscure h!I!. this buan2h
of timbez attracts the attention of alI
who pass that way, whether they
kuD, its history or not. Like IHau
iltou was, these trees are i'.x-narme
lv. ccetric. One may face theme
from anyv azgle. c r inge oi visivnl,
ua cuat them. but. by sorn hucu
poeus one :s sure to m iscal culate their
numbcr, in-oariably failin.z short at
least ene tree, a rounI dozen alone
beimng -,isible.
In order to tccurately count the
Irees in this bi, ltraue I maze one
maust scae the dilapidated 'n sur
ronm'ing the oaks and clount +hetu
one byone. marking th:m in erder
to avoid a secoa error. Ycu wiI
then tird that the uuiuc!y nutor is
there. Hatlemites who are acquaiut
e4 wih the my.tery frequeniy lay
wagers with the uninitiate]. After
rousing a 2trangers enr'osty they
eagerly b t him liqui,[ - rshments
or noney that ho e:Iunno, coant the
Hamiltoa o:tks cotte"dy They al
ways win, of course. To.a tbey t.ake
pride in telling the luer how t) plaY
the gaint-, on others and get even. h:1
thirteen iret-s were plan".t by Al-xI
ander 1-la:miltoa to cv:n mrae rtia the
original. thirteen Stat.e; -i.tLhourag
lit6, Collinea Story.
I am thIrty-three years o'd, have been mars
r1ed seventeen y-ars and have four livig
thildren. My heaith has .ot been good sitce
my P-rst child was orn. Twve months ago
I was confined, but my baby only lIved a few
days. Soon after that I was attacked with Ir-i
ritation of the b'aider, choking spells% heart
palpitation, fainting spels and great nory
enness. 1.n this terrible-condition I was con
ftred to my be-! eizht months. I thought I
was dyint many times. My d*ar little help.
less chi-dren, in 'i-ing me at night. oftex
aid: "Pl-aed dn't die,'mamm%;" or, "Papa.
don't let mamma d e to-nigh!." My little boy
brought me a La i4es' B:rthd ay Aimanac one
day, and after rea-ling it I dezcided 'o try the
Wine of Carai Trea:me nt. I h%vo taken two
bottles of Mc:re:'s Wine of Cardui and
three sma'l paokages of Thedford's Black
Drau4ht, an! m.aI etter than I bare been for
ten years. I am visitinz my neighbors on
foot, doing my work with ease. and eat better
than I have for ycars. Go1 on'y knows how
gratefal I ari for ti:is wcnderful medicine
that hts wrked this grcat Iran-formation.
Neus. SAuLSS CottL.rU,
Mc Henry. K3% 31i.$.LZCLI1
Th I.er. mc.ra C.tarrh in this secticn or the
e,.zr.yt:v t-.n -%It oth-Ir di ea.seN p to!zether.
.,n-31.: tih t fe w years --n: cposcd to be
n : r:... ne t- g t m. any ' V - A. or1s pro
tooeal - di ' . ta and Pve'r:be-l local
re e;e,ei:y c .:-t'ti c:, i euo
with~ 'a .l tre..tnant-.,. a: * .o.e aca.: ie
'-in.:c *-s ;..o'w a c'tar'ih .o be a co..:-uu
.:or. :i o . a i-crofr 'a i-nres c0:"' -
A Great BlessIng..dontething in the
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b'a~ e omtira mefo five~ vor.a t '-ral -
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SELECT SIETISGS.
There are ten suicides a day in
Paris.
Austzia will try the experiment of
taxing cats.
We produced in 1889 3,402,912
bushels of cow peas.
Our farmers raised in 1839 3,163,
551 bushels of beans.
The great temple of the sun at
Cuzeo, in Peru, was attended by 1000
priests.
A man in Nevada, Mo., has been
cured of indigestion by receiving a
stroke of lightning.
A suit has been brought in Indiana
against a physician for refusing to at
tend a case of small-pox.
Lieutenant House, of the Fourteenth
Regiment, National Guard, State of
Ohio, is six feet eight in height.
Southwest City, Mo., claims the
ahampion fat baby of the country
eight months, sixty-six pounds.
Nezuma, an Otoe medicine man of
Oklahoma, is the latest rainmaher.
He cait a crowd, sings a chant, and
down comes the rain at once.
Town originally siznified a farm or
farm house. It is used in Wycliffe in
this sense, "and they went their ways,
one to his town, another to his mer
chandise."
A young woman teacher at Mount
Sterling, Ky., has been notified by the
Board of Education that she has been
dismissed, as the Board meant to
"higher a mail teacher.
Joseph Dudley, of WaterforJ. Me.,
seventy years ago built a big clock
o- the'entrance of his house. Neither
-r snow has affected it and it
still keeps excellent time.
"Familiarity breeds contempt" is a
proverb found iL one form or another
in every European or Asiatic language
having a literature. Its earliest form
is believed to be the Sanskrit.
General de St. Mars, of the Fre.ch
Twelfth Army CorDs, suggests that
competent men be trained and as
signed to the different battalions to
lead in singirg National airs as the
oldiers march.
While cutting a ditch on the farm
of Charles F. Weems, three miles
south of Vintennes, ind., the remains
of a mastodon were found five feet be
low the surface. Among the many
bones secured is a portion of one tisk,
four feet in length, and one-half of
the lower jaw boue.
If, when in Paris, a valet de place
is anxious to have you visit one of the
minor theatres, and you go with him
and pay the admission for boi, it is
well to know that afterward the valet
not only recieves back the money you
gave for his ticket, but also a i'er
entage upon every dollar you spend
in the hose.
Not a few people in MaSine make at
least au honest living by gold mining.
Gold is found in m?any parts of the
State, but in small quantities or under
such circumstances as make systematic
mining unprofitable. A "miner" liv
ing near B~vron brought into Lewiston
a few days ago a nugget of gold weigh
ing over an ounce. He makes two or
three dollars a day gold mining.
SC1IE U AMD rN1)USTiUAL.
London's pneumatic system consists
ot thir ty-six~ pneumatic inbe~s which
radiate throughout the metropois.
A lightning rod is the scat of a con
Einous current, so long as the cart-hi
t its base and th'S air at its apex are
of different potentials.
A writer in. Electric Power thinks
that in electrocution;s the current
should be turned on for several min
utes, instead of a few seconds.
The eaTect of age aud of strong cur
rents on German silver is to render it
brittle. A simihir change takes place
in an alloy- of gold au-l silve.r.
The rays of the arc light, when the
arc is unprotected by a glass globe,
are said to dissinate bad />dors, andt
even to have a really purifying action.
The rate of transmission on Atlan
tic cables is eighteen words of five
letters each per minute. With the
"duplex" this rate of transmission is
nearly doubled.
B3y means of varied and exhaustive
tests, a Swiss scientist has established
the fact that not a single microbe ex
ists beyond an altitude of 2000 feet
above sea level.
The highest artificial structure in
America is the newTwater works tower
at Eden Park, (.incinnati, Ohio. The
floor of the tower, reached by the ele
vator. is 522 feet above the level of
the Ohio River.
It has been found by M. A. Chan
veau that during negative work, de
scent or lowerin;g, the temperature of
the muscles concerned is raised to no
tably less degree than during corre
sp->ndingly positive work, ascent or
raising. '
The ppe ales used in insulating
lcric wires in Chicago are made by
rpn strips of mauilla paper
irouind the wire and coating it with
roini and rosin oil. When sheathed
in lea'd pip these cables are said to be
hl satisfactory.
Nwv iachiuie guns are wanted in
th naivy. The demand is for guns of
si milimetre calibre, using smokeless
powder and jacketed bullets. Rapid
ity and accuracy of aim, resistance to
p)ressure, .facility in dismnouriting and
freedom from injury by dust and rust
will be considered.
Krshite, the new abrasive material,I
conssts ol chilled cast metal shot,
varying in size from that of the clover
sed to a mere powder. It is claimed
t bat krushite is three times as effect
ieas the sharpest sand for polishing
d.iamo6d drills, in boring, etc., and
that thie wear on the saw blade, or
ru~ber, is also very mueh less.
After a spectroscopic comparison
with the gas of clevite--in which ter
restrial he!!um was first discovered
M. H. Deslandres ann-ounces that the
permanent radiations of the sun's at
mnosphere that are not recognized on
the earth are reduced to a single one.
This is a green ray, called the ray of
the corons, which is peculiar to the
i~hest regions of the solar atmos
phre,. allowing us to suppose that it
i)logs to a gas lighter than hyrogen.
The furnaces in Pennylvania are havij:
.s hard a time eetting fuel. ' r. nd .auh!
easily de fi.'ty p.er cent. :nro 'u ines ii they
WHqEN THE CHICF :'s C W.
ft'= well enougt of w:nt:'- nightS to 5a1Jz-le
down in 1
A.n draw !he h:mesac , i iperlid ar:7,u!
!ace a- head.
Aa !a. an r) till d ght 'oe1
An' iz.kes the age of 'theold :m' dri-:es
aTav the ga..
tut ihen it eume.z to U nerim o'l fi
twill aliu. paY
L Zit up 1-ri;ht an':arly, hen th'? i
ro w furd
It l'-.':: s.-:'''f an' peace fui li!-. it makes
v.u want to 'hut
An' i'n th :s~ kv 4 "ind."1 .M 'Il hM l2A!
r-it --aL
-r wiilau' tnd a-1-11oki:A . h i t ri *'l f I
11irt %-:ith y-1 .
Ali' 1livi thv. ;;uu -:,-mes pe:-kmn' iq-. "mlI
-pa-kle:-.vn the dew.
A ' von want a tenie to dri; the l'hs
away.
eu git up bright an' airly, when the chiek
onc crews lur day!
You hear the jay-birds c2llin' in the oak an'
ellum trees.
An' thriught the open winder comes the vo-A
refreshin' breeze.
A-waftin' spioy t'ders from the tossl.7 on the
-:orn.
An' ti- smilin' fac if nature make; you
thankful von was born.
oh, it's better then -. circus, an' makes .v.n
yeart an' gay.
Tv git up bright an' airly, when 1.e 1hie,
ens erows fur day!
You hear the cows a-movin' in thi barn 1-t.
(.f) by one,
A- askin' plain as may b-o whe,n the mPlin'
will be done;
An' you hust!' cout t-., milk 'em. a-whistlin'
as you pass,
An' turu 'ema in the pa.ture.whilo the dew iz
on the grass,
An' if you want to prosper y'fla.i 'twill
To git up bright an' ;tirly, wLen the chiek
"nt crews : day'
Helen WhiLe': Clark.
AUDRETS LOVE STORY.
OOD-BT E, A u d
Audrey gave
her handto Ned
"Good - bye,"
r C &he said. "And
y o u came the
whole way acrese
to see me again!
Thank you."
And then she looked at him, so
tall and straight and handsome, real
izing fur the first time just how she
felt to Ned Norrowav.
"I couldn't have gone without good'
bye, Audrey." said Ned. "Yest.erda'
and- last night, wit.h all the strangers
about at the. picnic, gavo me no
chance. Will yocu think of mie now
and then?"
"We shall all think and talk about
you a good deal."
They sat dowu under tho grap)e'
vine.
"I have great hopes of this jour
ne," said Ned. "Uncle Edward
promises by and byv t', take mes into
partnersh.ip. Hie's very' wealthy and
a bachelor ; a nice old f'ellow,i' Audrey.
You'd like hio.'
''Should I ?" askcl Audrey,. think
ig only that she ould like no one
overmuch who h ad tempted Ned away
from Bloomland's sloCp.'
'"And l'm to board wiih him," said
Ned, '"and we shall get on splendidly,
I've no doubt; aul when I'm junior
partner--"
Jii:4 then a whistle aoundedl. "I
shall have to run for A said No']
catching up his portunuttau. ''"' iCi
good-bye again, Audrey."
A vagu'e disap.pointmeOnt thrilled
Adrey'; she had thought so muCh ;
and ho had said so little. Just thoun
he leant toward her. "O)na kiss at
parting," he 'tail.
Audrey drew back. She was no
prde; she-would have given her lips
to any friend leaving her, witho~.ut a
thought o f wr on.;; but ahe coal I not
even Ie. the man she lo-.ed. ikiss her ; it
might beC a betrayingj ordeni, who
knew? Everythin.; or nothin; for
Ned Norroway, and he had never ut
tere'd one wor.1 of love to her..
"Good-bye," sho said, and gave him
her hand. And he took it and went a
litle dashed, and just a l ittle wounded.
When Mrs. Dew camne home she
wondered what made Audrey's eyes so
red.
Oh, women's lives i how they glide
on, for the most part tanAe3 in the
mesh of little-things! 'There was the
parlor to 'lust, ruffles to iuto and thet~
cake to hake; a blue bow to be made
to wear with the white dlres.s; hand'
kerchiefs to horm; aftern1oo'n to be
spent at friends' houses; friends to
entertain at home; a'book unrk to
be made for the Bible; veryv important
nothings to be done from dawu untii
dusk; but through it all one thought
ran--a thought born of mnadenhood's
first love, as bright and. pure an I ten
der as any ever sung by pod., thoagh
she was but a plainly reared country
girl and he a nobody with a hopeful
heart gone out to seek his fortune.
The time of ro'ses. passe 1 away, and1
grape time esmeo.
Somebody---it was Tomi. tepper
had had a letter from Ned, ,who was
very well pleased with New York.
"He's been to see everything," said
Ton. "'A'ait ; it's quite what I call a
historical kin-1 of a letter:, 'lreidlful
interestin' ; want to) read it?"
"I wouldn't mind.'' said Audrec.
So Tom gave her the letter. It was
a sewing circle at Mrs. Dove's, and in
a minute more An irey' slippe 1 up
into Mrs. Dove's be lrooma, andi there
read the letter. .Just such a ibright
any intelligent man could have writ
ten; but to Andrey it was a miracle
of genius, and above all, he wrote it.
It brought to her a soupcon of his
person and of his sou!. Un ler the
shade of Mrs. Dove's chintz windo'.r
eartalns, Audrey kissed that es-ter as
mother's kiss their babies. Then sha
came back to the parlor.
"Smart, ain't it?" asked Tom.
"What?" asked Audrey. "Oh! yes
-the letter; very nice." AnA as she
spoke, she would have given twentj
dollars. or filty, all she had in the sav
ings bank --money she had earned by
making pot cheeses for market -all
this little hoard would Audrey Dew
have given just to have that letter for
her very own.
A week afterward she went to see
Sally Slocum, and Sally exhibited her
photograph album. Here was Uncle
Silas and Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, all
in a row, with their five children, and
Aunt Tabitha, and
"Ob," cried Audrey, "I didn't know
he had had any taken."
"Went down to the store one day,"
said Sally, "and there he was 'bnrnin'
a dozen. Didn't reckon how't they
favored him, he said. This here was
jest scorched; I pounced down on it.
'I'll hev that, anyway,' says I."
"'Lor'!' says he.'what d'ye want of
that?' but I kep it. Think it liko
him?"
"When he's serious," said Audrey.
"I said, 'That's your identical im
age when you're in churh.' And
what d've think lie said 'Reckon I'll
Etay hum, then.' Lor'! it is the beat
e)iest how people want their cards to
look."
She had viewed without envy Sally's
new bonnet.; she had never coveted
her link bracelets, but she broke the
eighth commandment when she
looked at Ned Norroway's photograph.
I am sorry to say that she did not
stop there.
Next day Sally went out to see her
Cousin Pringle. and about two in the
afternoon Audrey Dew stepped softly
upon the Slocums' front piazzi,
slipped into the parlor window, and
had the photograph album in her
pocket in a minute. She dared not
take Ned's picture out by itself, her
guilty conscience would have filled
her with fears of instant detection:
but the theft of the whole album
would never be laid at her docr.
"Most singular thing I ever knew, "
said old Mrs. Slocum, relating her e.t
i.erience to friends afterward. "Some
tramp or .somebody slipped in and
hooked Sally's album. Sarched high
and low, and couldn't hear nothin'
on't; offered a reward and alJ, and
giv' it up ; but about two weeks arter,
here comes a bundle for Sally, and
into it a album, bigger and better by
two than her tothcr was, and on the
first page the picture of her Uncle Si
las-he's dead, ye know. All the rest
she ha'n't never heard nothin' on.
And who took it, and who sent it, I
dunno, nor nobody."
Nobody knew indeed, save one
guilty girl. Cousin Ellen and Aunt
Tabitha, and Mr. and Mrs. Johnson
and their offsprings, had smoulidered
into ashes between the covers of the
book,-aud only Ned Norroway's face
existed, cut round and rendant in a
tiny frame rnd glass over Audrey
Dew's foolish little heart.
"What's that yoa're a wvearin' on a
chamn?" asked Mrs. D)ew of Audrey.
"Grandpa Brown's hair, ma," said
Audrey.
Watchmng and waiting wears 'one
thin. Audrey was not quito as pretty
as she hadl been, if bloom and bright
ness make all beauty, as most folk
think they do, and shle was conscious
of this, and aware also that her new
best dress was of an unbecoming
color, when, at Ch?ristmaustide it wats
known through the village that Ned
bad come down to spend the holidays.
Tihey met at church, and the rest of
Christmas Dsy Ned spent with his old
employer's family; while Audrey lost
her appetite for dinner, and wishe.l
that she had never been born. There
was Nathan Prior, to be sure, doing
his beet to p)lease her, and her cousin
Jack, from Hampton, trying to cut
him out; but her heart wats just as
heavy as lead, and every smile was
forced, and every word wrung from
her lips.
The next day Ned called. At the
announcement her heart dutterc.l;
then she ran to the glaiss. How ii 1y
she looked! She went down to greet
hm, full of this tho,ugii, and gave3
him a frigid and impassive haud1, and
sat bolt upright on the 'nmolest chair.
"You're not well, I'm afraid. Au
drev,'' said Ned in judiciously.
"Thank you, Mr. Norrowary'; I feei
per fectly well," replhed Andrey.
Ned bit his lip.
"P?lease.nt weather for the season,"
he said.
"Yes," said Audrey, "and such ai
pleasant Christmas Day ! Nathan
Prier spent it with us. and Cousin
Jack. They are so full of fu., both of
them! I never enjoyed myself so
mub."
"P'm glad to hear it,'' said Na and
then in came Mrs. Dew, and Audrey
lapedi into silence.
Ned took his departure. Next
evening they met at a little party, and
Audrey, longing for Nets presence as
beggar never l'onged for breL.l, turned
her back on him and coti utte I with
Nathan Prior. Ned waited on R~ ith
Ha hom e-1 :who~ gave hi,
escort to wretched little Audrey ! And
then Ned was gone. The city swal
lowed him again. Folks heard that
he was "getting on." In August
came his friend, old General Spradeil,
to -enl-en the village with his co:n
Spany.
General Spradell called one 'eenin
on the Dews, and in ten minute4
dropped his bomb-shell at Audry
feet.
"Wall, there's Ned Norroway goni
and got married. Went to his wed
ding a week ago. That's the paper,
Miss Audrey- gals likes to read aboul
weddin's; makes them think vf thei
own-he! hel he!"
"Du tell 1" cried -Mrs. D_w. "APd
maried "
"I don't see why any one shouh bs
surprised," said Audrey. "It's tb
natural fate of young men."
"So it is." said the General. "I
mean to try it some of these days ny
ielf."
Audsey took the paper to her roo,
and read the notice of the weddingl
"On the 1st of August, Mr. Edward
Norroway to Helen, youngest daugh
ter of Howard Hotspur, Esq."
Therein, so sho believed, lay her
world's end.
"Mother," said Audrey Dew, a week
after this, "you know Miss Eose al
ways has wanted me to como to hei
and learn millinery. I'd like to go.
'5There ain't any neel of your pa'a
daughter learning a trade, said Mrs.
Dew.
"But I could make our bonnets, and
save a good deal,' said Audrey; and
finally she had her way.
She only wanted to let hLr heart
breakaway from tender, watchful eyes.
The farce of cheerfulness could be
played no longer.
In a fortnight Audrey went t New
York to learn to make bonnets. She
wrote letterii home to the cfect that
she was very happy, and stitched Ia
defatigably. and thought, and wept by
stealth, and grew thinner and paler,
and had a litzle cough. In fact, n on
sense as you may think it, Audrey was
dying of a broken heart.
It was October, and the ennings
were warm and golden at home, and
the foliage gorgeous in its b-right de
cay. In the city the fev trees were
sere and somber, and all the gorgeoun
ness was in the shop windows. About
five o'clock one lay, when Audrey,
who had been to Brooklyn, came down
towards the ferryboat. thinking har]
upon a subject which had tormented
her for a long time-Ned Norroway's
photograph. She had it still, and he
was another womau's1 property. She
was doing wrong ; she miust destroy it.
Why not toss it into thc riv.er? Her
hand was on the chain, she took a step
forward. Just then, "Let metae
your shopping bag?"' said a voice she
knew. She turned her eyes that way.
There stood three persons--Ned Nor
roway, a young indy to whom he had]
spoken, and an elderly gentleman. Au'
drey dared no,t meet them. She turned
toward the boat, not heed ingz her steps
as she should have do nc-not nocticmng
that the boat had jeft its mooring.
"Stop !" cried half a dozen voices ; but
Audrey had gone too far to d;op. Ini
a second more the wat.ers had ingulfcd
her.
"Don't go, Ned," cried a young,
sweet voice, and two hauds c!utched
Neds arm.
I"Let mec alone." cried Ned fiereely,
shaking the fingers away with a~ jerk.
And there were two figures in the dark
water inst'ad of one, and Ned's voice
cried in Audrey's ear, "Be calm.
Don't cling to me, and I will save
you."
She was quite insensible, and Neil,
dripping himself, carried her into
house h-.ird by, and gave her over tc
the good-natured Irish landlady, whc
soon had her warnm and conscious ol
this world .again.
"She's quite herself, sir," said the
woman, coming out to Nod, "and will
see you in a minute. P've jist broughi
her jewelry and things to you. I can'
watch ivery wun in an' out."
Ned took the glittering handful;
pin, a little silver portmonnaie, and
chain with a framed picture attached.
In anmoment more he gave a cry. Hfo
she came by it he could not guess, bul
the face that looked at him througlt
the blurred wet glass was his own1.
Half an hour a[ter ward he war kneel
ing beside Audrey, who reclinedl iu
great arm-chair in the landlady's b,e
room.
"Thank God I saved you, Aud.rey,"
be said. "Life would have beer
worthless without you, my hittle-dlar
ling."
M these words,weati as sne was, an
drey started to her feet.
"2Iow dare you," she said. "1on
hve risked your life for me, I know,
butt that does not warrant yo:i m
zpeaking su. What hoe i. done tL
ead you to, insunlt. m?"
bid!"
"'Words that a sir?gle an :ray
speak without making a girt angry
sir. arc insults from a mnarrie l' ma 1,"
said Audrey. "Your wife-"
"My what ?"
"YXour w ife woul-d not
''Stop, Au.hey. List'en tom.
What do yout menC by 'nmy wife?
am not married.
" 'Not married !" said Ati lrey. "
':w it iu the papers-E inII L.rr)
war to He!ea Ho'tspur. I read il
oighest of a in LeaveningP P
myself, and I saw her with yo,u on th,
dock."
"Edward Norroway is marrie.i I
Miss HotsDur," said NLe1, "and yo::
Law her ou the dock ; but it i .
aule who possesses a wife, and th1*
lady you noticed is, in consequenc.
my aunt by marriage. She never
would have given her hand to so poor
a person as the Ned Nrrowv now in
your presence.
"Oh. Ned !" cried Audrel.
"So I meant no insult b. calH::
you my darling, and you nA
angry with me?"
"No," said Audrey.
"And I may call you so a,;4in ?"
She said nothing. He kisse.1 her.
this time without asking for it.
"Yes," said Mrs. Dew. a week aft'.r.
to some gossip who r,ante-! "to ko
all about it," "Ned au-l Andrew
engaged."
However, Mrs. Dew kept her gir
secret in true mot6erly fashion,
never told how, bursting into 10
farm house all aglow with rost; am;
dimples. Audrey had begun he-r c-.
fession by saying:
"Mother, it wasn't -ur Ned who
was married, after all, but his un!e."
"Why, who ever tho.Lt i- wa.? J
knew who the General meant," said
Mrs. Ddw.
"Did yuu?" cried - AuLrey, nP
:uuaze. "I didn't until a wetz azo.
0, mother. I've been so wretehc0!
ind 1 am so happy now !"
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thcr woman all her story.
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