The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, March 21, 1895, Image 4
SCIEUTIFIC A.ND INDUSTRIAL.
Edison, the electrician, makes rubies
that excel the genuine.
The surface of a man's lungs is esti
mated at 150 square feet, ten times the X
surface of the external body.
In Great Britain the annual sick rate
for each inhabitant is ten days to the
year; in the United Stateg eight days.
Nests of the termite ants of South
Africa are often twelve feet high and
grouped together in clusters, the talest
in the center. I
Ants are provided with a poison bag,
which discharges a fluiii having a
strong sulphurous smell, sufficient to
drive away most insect enemies.
The smallest holes pierced by modern F(
machinery are 1-1000th of an inch in
diameter. They are bored through A
sapphires, rubies and diamonds by a
machine which makes 22,000 revolu A'
tions a minute.
Sir James Crichton Browne, the Eng- W
lish specialist, is a believer in the
theory that the coming man will be W
toothless. He declares that over 10,
000,000 false teeth are annually fitted G
into the mouths of Britishers.
Many larvae of beetles and other in- S
sects are used for food; the bee gives -
honey and wax, the coccus manna and
cochineal, the Spanish fly a blistering
drug, the gall insects an astringent
and the silk worm an article of dress.
Uranus has four little moons-Ariel,
Umbriel, Titania and Oberon-which
funnily enough, rise in the north and
set in the south. A single diminuhnvr
one, belonging to Neptune, traverses
the sky from southwest to southeast.
Neither Mercury nor Venus has any
satellites.
Doctor Neisser,of the Hygienic Insti
tute at Berlin, has discovered in the
city a new cholera bacillus which he.
calls vibrio berolensis. The inoccula
tion of dogs, cats and rabbits with this
bacillus has proved that the vibrie is:
fully as potent as the Asiatic bacillUs. in
The Berliners manifest no alarm over dc
the discovery. 0
The differee between the atmos- m
phere of tbn best ventilated houses ar, d cc
the outer air is illustrated by the cok- bi
duct of cut flowers. Blossoms that re
tain their freshness but a day or two tb
when atanding in water within doors tb
will sometimes live twice as long when T]
dropped in a shady place out of doors, ti
even without the aid of other moisture qi
than they obtained from.the earth and tk
air. SE
Experiments made by the scientists li
appointed for that purpose by the a,
French Government show that the re- a,
sistance of the atmosphere to the
motion of a high speed train often ai
amounts to half the total resistance bi
w!L&-h the locomotive must overcome. al
Two engines, of which the resistance at
was measured repeatedly and found to so
be nineteen pounds per ton at thirty- o1
eeven miles per hour, were coupled
'sogether and again tried. In tho i
,jecond trial the resistance fell to four
seen pounds per ton, the second engin@ ez
being shielded from atmospheric re- et
distance by the first. w
Great attention is now being paid bye'
the German military authorities to the tz
question of facilitating and expediting hi
intrenching methods. Arxqung other ba
implements which they are- testing is f
an intrenching spade, invented by M!. hi
de Layeh.. Wheni in use it is fitted to 7
the' Mook so$ the rifle, but it is sug- W
gested that its proposed place, when P~
no in use, on the breast of the soldier,
is likely to cause , oppression and to Jpl
* give little or no protection. The whole 1 l
arrangement adds rather more- thaniC
three pounds to his impediments.h
The Burning Mountain.
In Johnson County, Wyoming, there ax
is what is called the Burning Moun- se
tain. It is an immense coal bank, at
that has been on fire ever since the ei
first white man visited that country. hi
There are many traditions among the iz
Indians as to the origin of the fire, e2
but all point to its great antiquity, il
and it is possible that this bank has il
been burning for 200 or 300 years. se
The country around presents a t
singularly barren appearance, which m
is not the least improved by the looks o:
of the mountain itself. In places here at
and there reefs of coal crop out, and a y
high wind fans the fire to a furious I
blaze. Elsewhere the fire is mainly fr
underground and indicated only by
the heat of the surface and the in- Ifj
numerable jets of smoke and tongues
of flame that appear through the cracks re
in the baked earth. It is dangerous ei
to go about the place, for not. only are a2
there frequent cavings of the surface, i
but the gases which arise fromi the S]
burning coal are extremely deleterio us. ai
-New York Journal.w
A Chinese Proverb's Origin-.t
"'He'll steal your shoes' is an ex, r<
pression which in China is used to de- V
qcribe an arrarnt knave and pilferer." V
.x~t ex-Consul Edward Bedloe, re- ol
cently returned from Amoy. "The p~
~ezepssion is hundreds of years old lh
and is based on an adventure perpetu- f
ated through the medium of decorated gI
crockery ware. A wealthy Chinaman, j10
whose gorgeously embroidered shoes
were the envy of the community, was, b
according to the legend, despoiled of ci
his pride in the following manner A PI
rascal one day rushed ups gave the p)
rich man a hearty blow on the back te
and seizing the astonished gentleman's ip
hat pitched it upon a high wall. The
next moment the fellow seemed to in
discover that it was not an old friend g~
he was greeting so enthusiastically and ax
apologized pro fusely.
"'How sliall I get my hat?" in- W
quired the man with the beautiful hi
shoes.
"'Jump on my back and you can 9.
reach it,' replied the schemer. is
"The suggestion was carried out, hi
but while the hatless man was reach gi
ing for his head covering the rascal cc
slipped off the handsome shoes and in
made away, leaving the simple mindea m
millionaire clutching the wall."
DIdn't need Them.
3tranger-I'm the lame man you
engaged yesterday to pose. Artist
Heavens: where are your crutches. o0i
Stranger-Oh, I left them home.- i9
Judge.G
A Long Ending.
NIittle Dick-Who's in the parlor?
Little D~ot--Mrs. Blace. She won't~
get through her cali for an hour yet~
-"How do you know?" "I just heardj
hier say: 'Well, 1 mus' be going.'
:'TXS USELESS TO aRkE-t..
've done the best we could, my dear,
.here's nothing to regret;
'v6 taught the children many truths
)n which our hearts were set;
d if against our old-time ways
7hey foolishly protest.
need never regret, my dear,
hat we have done our best.
ere's many a plan that's come to naught
Mhere's many a light gone out ;
d disappointments, griefs and cares
lave hedged us round about:
d many a sad mistake we've made
7hroughout our lives, and yet
've done the very best we could;
Tis useless to regret.
r out of evil good has come,
and out of darkness light;
d all wrong doing in this world
ome day will be set right;
d though we have not reached the height
Utained by others, yet
e've done the best we could, my dear;
Tis useless to regret.
)'ve tried to live like honest folks,
ro do our duty well,
inst evil things to take our stand,
En goodness to excel;
judge yourself not harshly, dear,
for at misfortunes fret ;
've done the best we could, and
Tis useless to regret.
THE EDITOR'S VISIT.
BY FREACIS C. WILLIAMS.
- HE noon hour bad
come, and tho city
editor of theChron
icle was very busy,
making out an as
signment list, when
a queer old-fashion
ed figure of a man
came into the room
A stood waiting by the side of the
sk.
"Well!" said the city editor, look
g up sharply, after an instant, "what
you want?"
"I wanted to know if you could
ke use of this," answered the new
mer, timidly holding oat a small
Lndle of manuscript.
"I'm sure we can't unless it's some
ing a trifle less hoary with age than
at you brought here the other day."
ie city editor, who was a compara
rely young man, very alert, very
Lick in speech, and all business, took
e manuscript, unfolded it with a
ap and ran his eye over the first -few
is. Then he wheeled his chair
ound and said, straightening up and
caking testily:
"Now look hereo John Harmon,once
d for all, understand that it's nouse
inging such stuff as that in here,
d I won't be bothered with looking
it ! Why, this is identically the
me ancient history you tried to shove
f on me the other day."
"But I polished it up !" suggested
e old man.
"Polished up your grandfather !"
:elaimed the other. "Why, you
uldn't polish that matter so that it
Duld be readable if you worked for
er. It's hard luck; but the plain
uth is there are too many young men
istling for live news to allow of such
ick-number.trash as that being good
r anything but to stop a hole. I
ven't got any more time to talk ! If
i get any news, bring it in and I
ll look at it ! Otherwise, stay .aay,
ease !
The city editor faced his desk again,
eked up his pen and fell to work, not
oking at the other. The older man
r an instant stood motionless, then
Spicked up the manuscript, put it in
s pocket and turning away walked
owly out of the room without a word.
The wind was biting hard outside
d he drew his collar-about his ears
he walked despondently down a side
reet~. He had not far to go, for pres
Ltly he went up the steps of a small
se and opened the door. The room
to which he came was bare and mis
able looking, and everywhere thowed
Le lack of a woman's hand to strr~ighten
e few bits of furniture, which only
rved by their mean repair to add to
e forlorn appearance of the apart
ent. The old man stood quite still;'
ehead resting on the doorjamb,
aring ahead of him as if he saw be
>nd the' opposite wall. As he stood
ere, there came a glad child's cry
om the other end of the room:
"Oh, Gran'pop," I glad you come !
's awfully lonesome !"
The old man's face brightened. He
'ached down and, as the little girl
.me running to him, caught her up
d laboringly lifted her to his breast.
en he kissed her and put her down.
i did not see the tears on his cheeks
he talked to her of the fun they
uld have that evening "after work
is done." After work was done was
e season when these two had grand
mps together. Work, as little Polly
31 knew, meant writing, writing,
iting until she would'crawl upon the
a man's knee and beg him to come
ay, and he would drop the pen fromi
cramped fingers and let her kiss
ci his eyes the mist which would
sher there..when he kept his mind
ng fixed on the pages before him.
John Harmon was nearly eighty, "a
tokendown newspaper man" he was
lled, and his only inheritance from
i~t days was a knowledge of news
iper writing anda little granddaugh
r, whose mother and father had died
a fever epidemic a few years before.
ihe old man threw the rejected
anuscript on a chair, then set about
ttng something to eat for himself
the child, the little one all the
a'chattering to him of what they
ub do in the evening. When they
'd finished he pulled on his coat once
e, kissed the child and went out
ain.9 A publishing house had proml
a to look over some manuscript he
d lef# a week or so before. He wa
ig there to get their answer. He
mp~rehnded dully that this answer
ight e~an something to eat, but.
pre likely, keener hunger than eve'r.
When the child was left to hiers.'i
etdown and fell to looking over
~~lustrated papers which were her
asriable source of amusemeat. By
Ld by, becoming tired, she wandered
er to the table. The rejected manu
ipt on the chair caught her eye.
an'pop's papers were forbid den arti
s, to her, but when she saw tmis
dage and slowly spelled out the
itidng on its cover, "the Chronicle,"
eficame to her mind that Gran'pop
e told her when he was writing thi.
deess the night before and was too
WsT pay with he that the manus
script had to be sent in w-morrow.
This was to-morrow, she reasoned, an4 hi
the manuscript had not gone. Gran% pi
p)op mu- have forgotten it! He would II
be sorry, she knew.
Presently there came to her a bright
idea and she stood very still for a
moment, thinking hard. Why could
not she take the manuscript to the
Chronicle? She knew where the office
was; she had been there with Gran'pop.
Tt would be such a surprise to him to
ind it already gone when he came
iome. She decided to do it. She
->ok the bundle from the chair and
lulled on her jacket and tied her hood
ast. She was used to dressing herself
md soon was on the steps, the manu
script clutched firmly in her hand.
Then she started off for the Chronicle fi
office, proud of her self-appointed c<
mission. ir
The elevator boy was much sur- b
prised and not a little amused when a]
she asked for the editor. He tried to b
chaff her on the way up, but she re- ]
fused to~ take any notice of his re- o:
marks, if she understood them. All p
her thoughts were on the top story
and the editor. Despite his fun- h
making the elevator boy was a trifle a]
impressed, and, thinking she might be is
,one of the "old man's" relations, when ti
they arrived at the upper floor he v,
showed her to the door of the sanctum w
and told her to knock. Then he left ft
her and went back to his post. co
The editor was greatly surprised -
when a timid knock sounded on his 0
door, and in answer to his "come in" b
he saw over his gold-bowed spectacles 0
the diminutive maiden who entered. it
He looked at her hard, but she did not f(
I appear discomfited. She came toward q
him without hesitation and stood with o:
one little hand resting on the edge of ti
the desk, the other extending the ti
folded manuscript. C<
"Gran'pop forgot to bring it down, as
so I fetched it !" she explained, her ,
blue eyes looking up into his puzzled v,
gray ones. C:
' Now, the editor was not a man easily a]
confused, but this was a novel experi- T
ence even for him. In all his life he al
never remembered having received it a
his office so small and at the same M
I time so confident a visitor as this. He al
looked at hei sharply, almost sternly, h
suspecting he was the victim of some
joke but her gaze never flinched, and
the baby dyes were not frightened.
He took the manuscript from her si
grasp and ope;ed it. There was no
solution of the mystery to be obtained
here, however. - The story was some
local history of early days.) There
was no name, no mark of any kind to
tell who wrote it or where it came h
from. Non-plussed, he turned his eyes g
upon the little figure beside him..
Somehow, in spite of the old-fashio.edl
and much-worn clothes, it suggestedi
to him that of a little one who had
once called him father, and a kindly
smile lit his face.
"I don't know anything about this a]
paper," he said. "Who did it come
from?" i
'-From Gran'pop," she answered, as n
if that conveyed full information. e
"Yes, but who's Gran'pop ? 1 don't B
remember him."
"Why don't you know him? He'4
been here often, and I came with himi
once or twice, that's how I knew
where it was."C
The editor racked his brain in vain
to think who Gran'pop could be.
"Well." he said at last, "you sit t
down in that big chair there and I'l d
look over this paper and tell you what b
to say to him." Then he wheeled his
chair about and began reading. h
It did not take long, however, fo, a
him to decide what to do. He struc,
a h.and-bell on the desk and a boy came
ito the room. "Send Mlr. Campbell
to me !" the editor said.
A moment and the city editor of thM
Chronicle entered. a
" Campbell," said the editor, "di ~
you know whose writing that is?" and ri
he handed him the manuscript.d
"Yes," answered the other "it's old
John Harmon's. He brought it ig r
here this morning and I told him wq a
couldn't use it. It's all ancient his. C
Itory."
"W ell," said the editor a bit shortly, H
"it's the kind of ancient history thq
Chronicle wants. Can't you see tha1
that's local matter that a good many
would rather read than news? Give ii
a good place on the fourth page of to, e
morrow's issue, and I'll try to see thai
we have a column of just such 'stfq
twice a week. That's all !"
The city editor did not see the little, a'
fgure in the big chair, and a bit dis- si
concerted at being turned' down so bi
rharply, he took up the manusecipt it
again an~d left the room wondering as
what was the matter with the "old C
man," and how the historical stuff hmad
come into his hands.
When he had gone, the editor drew
a sheet of paper toward him. Looking
t the little figure in the chair, he said:
"I[ will write a letter for you to take a
vith~ you and give it to Gran'pop." ~
S he nodded her head wisely, and he se
rapidly wrote a few lines. Then he ti
folded the sheet, put it in an envelope ls
and rose.A
The little girl slipped out of the ti
hair and came across to him. "Good s1
by !" he said, laying a hand on her P
heid, "aind come and see me some P
time a:gaiin !" Then he opened the it
dior and watched her ring the bell 5t
'and disappear in the elev-tor. mn
The elevator boy os quite deferen
tial to her going down; but she paid
no more attention to him than before.
When she slipped out of the building
he hurried up the street, the letter ini A
her hand. As she turned the corner
near home she saw "Gran'pop" just
entering the door 'and ran hard to
catch him ; but he had gone in before '
she came up, so she knocked on the
door. The same instant it was pulled tIl
opn hurriediy and the old man, white
and trembling, stood in the frame.
"Thank God!" he breathed, drawing I S
her up in his arms and burying his ti
face in her curls, "I thought you were C
lost."
"No, I only been to th' office !" ex
ekimed Poly. cilginlg to his neck.
"To the otlice? Where do you ht
"Th' Chronicle omeie. I took th'| 1
wvritin' down tiwre you left onl th' L
chair and th' editor gave me a letter
for you; he wa awful nice."
The old ma~n took the envelope sho
hel tow.'ard him and dropped into a
ch~ir. With the child drawn closetf
aginst him lhe broke the paper withX
.eibling fingers and read:
T HE DAI.Y CanoNCI. C
>hn Harmon, Esq.
Dear Sir-We will use your paper on local
story in to-morrow's issue. We will be
eased to have you contribute a column of
-e matter as often as you can give it to us.
r which we will pay you at our regular
ace rates. Yours truly,
C. N. HAPOQOD, Managing Editor.
There was a mist before the ol.
an's eyes as he read the last wordi.
"Was he cross, Gran'pop ?" queried
olly, seeing the tears.
"No, Polly," said the old man,
raining her to him; "he has given
lots to do, but it shall not interfere
ith your playtime, little one."
ate Field's Washington.
Raising Foxes in Alaska.
For the purpose of perpetuating the
st vanishing fur supply of Alaska
,rtain enterprisinpersons have gone
Lo the business of breeding blue and
lack foxes on uninhabited islands
.ong that coast. When the seals have
-en finally exterminated the world
.ay still look to that region for some
l the most valuable and beautifu7
sts known.
-The Smeda Propagating Company
is recently stocked a number of isl
ids with foxes, and the investment
beginning to yield handsome re
trns. The lands thus employed are
LlUeless for anything else, being
holly barren. The breeding of blue
>xes has already been made very suc
ssful on one of the Pribylof Islands
-that of St. George-in Bering Sea.
f their increase ten thousand have
en killed and skinned for market.
no advantage of this industry is that
involves no expense for the care or
eding of the animals. All that is re
ired is to let loose a few pairs. Those
them which are taken must at all
mes be trapped and not shot. Thus
Ley become exceedingly tame in the
>urse of a few generations. In the
Lme region there are red, white and
cross" foxes. Skins of the last named
triety, which is supposed to De a
ross between the red and the black,
re quoted at from $5 to $8 wholesale.
he white and red pelts are worth on2y
out $1 apiece, because, though they
,e very beautiful, they are much
ore common and easily obtain
yle. Black foxes are so rare as to be
)d to procure for breeding purposes
A Musical Canine Critic.
A wonderful story, of a French mu.
cal critic is related by persons who
cofess to have been acquainted with
Lm and to have seen him in attend
ice on musical performances. He
as a dog, and his name was Parade.
rhether he had a different name at
>me was never known. At the be
inning of the French revolution he
ent every day to the military parade
front of the Tuileries palace. He
arched with the musicians, halted
ith them, listened knowingly to their
rformances and after the parade dis
>peared, to return promptly at pa
6de time next day.
Gradually the musicians became at
,ched to this devoted listener. They
medhim Parade, and one or another
them always invited him to dinner.
e accepted the invitations and was a
teasant guest. It was discovered that
ter dinner he always attended the
teatre, where he seated himself
lmly in a corner of the orchestra
id listened critically to the music.
If a new piece was played he noticed
instantly and paid the strictest at
ntion. If the piece had fine, melo
tous passages he showed his joy to the
sst of his doggish ability, but if the
ece was ordinary and uninteresting
yawned, stared about the theater
id unmistakably expressed his disap
oval. -Brandon Bucksaw.
Salutations in Old Marblehead.
The customary morning salutation
all seasons in old Marblehead, Mass.,
"How is the fish?" In the past
iny summer the answer, after a look
wn the street, has generally been,
Oh, her tail is going round and
und." This is the town's way of
eakng of the weather vane on the
ongregational Church, the infallible
~acle which determines whether boats
tall nut out to sea and leisurely lands
en go a-riding.-Rochester Union and
dvertiser.
Fond o Captivity'.
It would be difficult to find a more
oqent tribute to the kindness be
owed on the brutes kept at the dog
,un'd than that paid by a dog dis
sed of a few days ago by the pound
ithorities to some man on the other
de of the river. The dog had not
sen away from the pound more than
irty-eight hours before he broke
way from his new master, swam the
hio and all wet turned up at the
und entrance and barked for ad.
ission. -Cincinnati Tnnes-Star.
IYFORMATlos FROi THE sLot
"A year or so ago," said a young
an to a Pittsburger, "I spent a few
eeks in New Orleans. One day I
,w a machine which bore the inscrip
on: 'Drop a nickel in the slot and
ar how to make your pants last.'
s I hadn't a great deal of money I
Lought an investment of five cents to
Low nme how to save the purchase of a
tir of trousers would be small capital
it to good use, so I dropped a nickel
and a card appeared. What do you
Lppse it recommended as the way to
ake your pants last?"
"Don't wear 'm I suppose."
"No."
"What did it say?"
"Make your coat and vest first."
ttsburg Chronicle.
No Life There..
Little Dot-What all this talk
2ut Mars? Does folks live there?
Little Johnny--They used to live
ere but they is all dead long ago.
"How do you know?"
"I heard papa say the names of a!2
e seas an' lakes an' islands an'
ings is from the dead languages."
>1 News.
Lakefront-Packinhouse went tc
e Pacific coast a month ago; while
was gone his wife got a divorce
d married again. Jackson Parke
'hat happened when he returned?
akefrot-They remarried.
Impossible.
Buff-It costs $9 for five minutes
1 over the telephone between New
ork an~l Chicago. Tuff-Bult New
ork can't tell what she thinlgs of
icago for no $9. See?-Detroit,
GARVEY, THE SLEEPER.
He Went to Bed In Mrs. Aetor's House
-nd Was Charged with Burglary.
John Garvey, who some time ago
was arrested for the "atrocious" crime
of taking a nap in the bed of Mrs. Will
lam Astor's washerwoman, In New
York City, was tried by a 3ury and
found guilty of uulawful .ontry, al
GARVEY ASLFF IN COUnT.
though the prosecution had him in
dicted for burglary in the second degree.
For unlawful entry the extreme penal
ty would be one year in prison. but it
is not likely that be will get nearly so
loig a time. It was evident that The
prisoner was but half-witted and he
seemed to have a penchant for sleep
ing. The warden at the prison where
Garvey was incarcerated awaiting
trial testified that lie slept most of the
time. Garvey went to sleep In court
during the progress of the trial. After
the verlict he was remanded for- sen
tence.
THE COST OF SPORT.
Lion Hunting Is the Most Economic
Form of Amusement Now Open.
Surgeon Mackay, an English spoits
man, has recently lost his life hunting
the African lion. African big game has
for many years had a -peculiar attrac
tion for adventurous. sportsmen. Its
pursuit was long an undertaking of
serious magnitude, and shared with
Polar exploration the foremost place
In the line of gratuitous adventure.
How far its general conditions have
changed of recent years is illustrated
by an English newspaper.
This noble British sportsman points
out to his countiymen that it costs less
to go a-shooting to Mashona and Mata
beleland than to hire a shooting in the
Highlands of Scotland. Besides, the
African shooing is a good deal better.
And, besides, the ladies can go along.
All you want, says Earl Grey, is a
comfortable wagon, a good cook, and
an efficient conductor acquainted with
the language. All this is .given as a
part of an account of such a trip from
which he -has just returned, and on
which he was accompanied by his wife
and Miss Balfour.
This sounds sufficiently surprising
when one realizes that these hunting
fields lie far inland of those where
Capt. Harris and Gordon Cumming
and Drummond lay in wait for the
rhinoceros and gathered their trophies
of the antelope tribe. The proposal to
taae women along in the picnic is an
addition that heightens the significance
of the picture. One is reminded of our
own Mark Twain's account of sumptu
ously roughing it as recently practiced
in the Holy land, where railway cars
of American make now am'eliorate the
asperities of the explorer's way.-New
York Sun.
Hot Tea and Coffee Bagket.
One or the most popular Inventions
ever produced by an English firm Is
the hot chamber tea and coffee basket,
the first of which was made for one of
the English princesses. The bottles
are of the extra thick kInd of nickel
silver, and are placed in a case of non
heat-conducting material. The bever
HoT TEA A coFE- K1
ages are placed in the compartmlent
hot,and can be left there for six hours
without suffering any appreciabie chill.
For the use of the general public these
baskets are made large enough to hold
small porcelain pots of sou:p, or stew, to
serve a party of several persons. The
basket is light and portable, a:ind tihe
best thing yet invented in this line.
Jenny Lind, th'e Swedish Nightingails
The Swedish nightingale, Jenny ILind,
rivaled either Mara or Catalani in the
purity and fiexibility of her vocal or
gans, and excelled both In the fortuna te
circumstances that in her retiremr
she was complimented with more :'t
tention than during the height ot' her
career. She was well paid, too. In a
single season in this country, to whi:ch
she came in 1850 with Batrnum a's her
manager, she cleared over ??20.000, or
$100,000, as her share of the profits. .'r
the people went wild about he~r -o
every public appearance.
Thinking Better of It.
Sanste~ (despondently)--I han
cagdte engagement :-ing time'
tmes now, and she doesn't Uke it.
Castleton-What are you going te' de
about it?
Sandstone-This time I think Th5
change the girI.-New York World.
He Wanted to Know.
Tommy--Mamma, do you know
why my toothache left rue when I got
to the dentist's door this morning.?
Mamma-No: why did it? Tommy
-I don't know; I just asked you to
ee If you know why.-Puck.
Obeying the scriptures.
"Do you mean to say that y-wu lore
that young man, Ethely" " I do."
"He is your worst enemy." "A rc we
nto commandead to Inve our enemies?''
WOOD FOR KINDLINiG PURPOSES
flow It Is Prepared by Steam and
Machinery for Use.
Pine Uindling wood comes principal
ly from the forests of Virginia. The
trees, says the Scientific American, are
first cut down and the trunks quartered
and sawed into proper lengths. The
wood Is then carted to the coast, packed
into sailing vessels and brought to
this section, where it is bought up at
the docks by the dealers and manufac
tured into kindling wood, being firsl
sawed into short lengths, then passed
through a steam splitter which carries
the pieces to an elevator, which in
turn passes them along and drops them
down into the delivery wagons. The
pieces of timber, which are four feet
six inches 1a length, are first sawed
into eight and one-half inch lengths,
the saws used for the purpose being
thirty inches in diameter, one-eighth
of an inch in thickness, having fifty
inch and a quarter teeth. These saws
make about 2,000 revolutions per min
ute, the attendant being able to saw up
about from twelve to fifteen cords per
day. The pieces, as fast as they are
sawed, are passed to a steam splitter.
They are first placed end up on a mov
able chain, which, by the aid of twc
hexagon wheels and a ratchet wheel
which is worked by an eccentric, causes
the chain with the wood to move along
under the knives, which pass down
through1 the pieces of wood, splitting
each of them into a dozen or morf
pieces.
The knives are four in number and
bolted into the crosshead. They are
twelve Inches In length, six inches in
width and three-quarters of an inch in
thickness. The knives pass up and
down a perpendicular slide with a
twelve-inch stroke, making about eigh
ty cuts per minute.. The endless chain
is twelve inches in width, and passes
over a wooden bed, the-top of which is
covered with an iron plate which pro
tects the chain from the blows of the
knives -when striking the wood. At
every downward stroke of the knives
a movable bearing which the knives
pass through holds.the pieces of wood
down firmly against the chain. With
the upward stroke it releases the split
wood, which is moved forward about
two inches at a stroke bf the chain,
which is worked by the ratchet wheel
and eccentric. The pieces of wood then
drop down Into an elevator at the end
of the machine and are carried off to
the delivery wagons by a number of
buckets bolted on a twelve-inch cott6n
belt. These buckets are eighteen inches
apart, and ma'de of wooden,. strips
three Inches in height and about one
and one-half inches in thickness. They
are held in plce by beng bolted to
narrow Iron strips on the under side of
the belt. The belt is about forty-five
feet in length, and travels about 1,000
feet per minute. The splitting machine
can cutabout twenty cords per day.
A delivery wagon holding one cord can
,
be filled in about fifteen minutes. The
wholesale price of Virgigia pine at the
dock is from $7 to $8 per cord; the man
ufactured kindling wood brings from
I$11 to $13 per cord.
THE LADIES ALARMED.
Strange Letters Addressed in Bphalf
of Col. Breciniridge.
Some lunatic or practical joker has
been annoying the proudest dames and
dowagers of Washington, and from let
ters and telegrams that have been re
ceived here it would seem that he has
done the same with prominent ladies in
other cities, says a correspondent of the
Chicago Record. He signs himself Col
Starberry Fairfax, but that name does
not appear in the directory, nor is it
known to any of the Virginians or
Kentucklans who would be likely to
have an acquaintance with such a per
son it he existed. His letterhead reads:
"North American Lecture Bureau,
Western Division," but he gives no
street or town address, and if any one
wanted to answer him he would not
know where to direct the envelope.
The letters are all uniform and read
as follows:
"Dear Madame: The constant expree
sion of sympathy which is manifested
throughout the country for that distin
guished but martyred statesman of
Kentucky, the H >n. W. C. P. Breckin
ridge, suggests the- the people of the
land should have an opportunity of
hearing his eloquent defense of relig
luon and morality. In response to vehe
mnut calls from the women of America
it has been deemed wise to place him
upon the lecture platform. It is Intend
ed to have him lecture in the principal
cities under the auspices of a board of
national patronesses, one representa
tiv-e lady from each principal cIty con
stituting that board. Your name has
been suggested for the city of Albany,
and unless we hear from you to the
contrary it will be printed as a mem
ber of the national board on all the pro
grams and show bills throughout the
country. I leave for the West on Wed
nesday morning. Thanking you in ad
vance for, your courtesy. I remain youi
most obedient servant.'.
Very naturally the ladies who have
received this communication, and they
are among the social leaders of Wash
ington. have been thrown Into a state
of panic, particularly as the writer
threatens to accept silence as assent.
and does not tell where a refusal will
reach him. It is not believed that Co1.
lieckinridge has anything to do whiL
the aitair, but it is supposed to be the
wrk of some wicked w~ag. Any per
son knowing of the existence of Col
Starberry Fairfax will do a great favo:
by reporting that fact to the husbands
of some of the ladies who have recoiv
ed this letter and Informing them of
his whergabouts.
Good Rule.
Pupias in the public schools of France:
who' are found using tobacco aie
Mi~~YSore Likely to Find It.
WecCZ wit-What ridicu:ousadiCet
print ed in t'oe newspapcrs! Look at
his: "D~on't go into the water after
a hea~rty meal." "What is there
rdic-ulous about thait'." Weekwit
Weil!. you may go in the water aftet
a hearty meal but I go in after e
aath.--Puck.
A Double Meaning.
lDoardecr-Cook, what makes you so
AvIby.- Cooig (ambiguously)--What
1 hat, ir. _Bneton Transcrint.
'TERROR~ OF APPENDICrn&
Bapposed to Be' the Cause of Abow
All Cases of Peritoditis.
"The pievalence, or supposed preva.
lence, of appendicitis nowadays," said
Dr. Edward J. Howell, of New York,
"is simply due to the fact that the pro
fession has discoveredthat this disease
is the cause of nearly all the cases of
inflammation of the bowels, or pert
tonitis, as it Is called. - Practically
there is no case of peritonitis, In the
ma!a at least, that is not caused by
inflammation of the appendir. What
happens when we lave these attacks
is that concretion or solid pieces of
foeces gets engaged in the little body,
that Is situated at the junction of
the large and small bowel. This interj
feres with the circulation, the littlg
body swells, ulcerates, and some of
the qontents of the intestinal canal get
outside through the ulcerated hole.
abscess commonly results. If this be
comes encysted or localized the pa
tient's chances of recovery are good,
either by an operation or the abscess
making Its way to the surface or to
ward the interior of the bowel, and he
gets well without any operation be,
yond, perhaps, opening the abscess.
'Trequently the abscess becomes di6
fused and breaks into the peritoneal
cavity, and the patient almost invaria
bly dies. These latter cases can only
be saved by an early operation. The
point on which the public should be
informed. is that the early symptoms,
cramps, vomiting, rigidity of the ab
domen, etc., should always be regarded
seriously. Appendicitis is essentially
a surgical' disease, amenable to sur
gical treatment only In grave cases,
The mild cases get well, anyway. Ev
ery attack leaves the patient subject
to another.
"The most favorable statistics of the
ailment are in cases where the opera
tion is performed between attacks, the
mortality in those cases being lesa
than 2 per cent The mortality in those
cases which result in general peritoni
tis is as high as 75 per cent What is
needed is early recognition of the trou,
ble and quick operation before It pro
gresses to the severe type."
TIPS IN AMERICA.
the Waiter Said It Was Undignined,
but He Took the Quarter.,.
There is a good deal of nonsense.
alked about American Immunity from
ipping. ' That is a subject on which
ir. Robert Tuis Stevenson is .ready
Io exchange a wink or two with an En
glish traveler in the States. -In- JiLs
lourney ''across the plains," he made
it Pittsburg his first acquaintance with
:he "colored gentleman" as a waiter,
For instance: "Seeing he was a very
honest fellow I consulted him upon 4
"oInt of etiquette; if one should. offei -
1o tip the American waiter? Certainly
aot, he told me. Never. It vould no'
Jo. They considered themselves ted
aighly to accept They would even re- -
*;ent the offef. As for him and me, we
had enjoyed a very pleasan! conversa,
:lon; he, in particular, had found muel~
pleasure in my society; I was a -strana,
ger; this was exactly one of those rare
ronjunctures. Without being very'
:lear-seeing, I can still perceive the smis
and noonday; and the colored gentle
-nan deftly pocketed a quarter."
An American, indeed, has given us a,
nost gi'aphic summary of the suiffe:r
.ngs of the parting guests whom the
aotel1 servants came forth to speed:
'His happiness" (according to Mr.
Smalley) "consists in the reflection that
'ie has made others happy; that he -
reed the waiter who has brought his
roffee In the morning~thechambermaid;
>r perhaps two chambermaids. the por
:er who brought up his trunks, and the
porter who carried them down, a third
vho put them on a cab, a fourth wh<
looked on while It was loaded, a nifth~
who blacked his boots, the tniformed~
:oniductor of the rickety elevator, thd
head waiter of the restaurant, in addi
:1c0i to the . actual waiter, and. four
;n.'ll boys In silver-laced caps. Then
ae gives all the money he has left to the
ball porter."\
iThe picture, though absurdly overs -
arawn, serves to recall the speech b.
which Lord Chancellor Bethell will bq
:ongest remembered. He made it, afted
!eaving an English seaside hotel, to the
first friend he met: "I came downi
here for change and rest The waiters
kept the change and the landllord had
he rest."-Pall Mall Gazette.
An Objectionable Expression.
No spoken words more plainly betra.y
a lack of breeding than the expressio4
"-lady friend" and "gentleman friend."
If you want to express the facts, use
separate phrases, as, 'I have a friend, a
gentleman," or "a friend of mine, a
lady." Unless you consider It abso
Intely necessary to state that your
friend is a lady or gentleman, you can
use "man" or "woman." No cultured
woman objects to being called a wom
an nowadays, though the washerlady
may. As for the men-well, they are
just called men. How ridiculous It
would be If they insIsted on being call.
ed gentlemen whenever one spoke of
them! It would be like Thackeray's
valet in "P'endennis," who w., a "gen
tieman's gentleman."
Sacred Rock.
The Indians about Wenatchee, Wash
ington, have been expressing their dis.
approval of what they consider a great
act of sacrileg~e on the part of the Great
Northern Railroad Company. The
cause of complaint is that the Great
Northern Railroad had occasion to
blast out some large rocks which were
coered with hieroglyphics. These
rocks the Indians regard as sacred, the
hieroglyphics being a record of the
Wenatchee Indian tribe, their battles,
Leaths, etc.
Checkered Career.
A newspaper (the Oklahoma) in Okl
aoma City has changed hands twelve
timies in ai-r ronths.
A Dig M1itake.
Chemibts Assistnt-Oh, sir, I've
given 31rs. Ailment a fatal dose of
poison by mistake. Chemist-Con
found you, you idiot! You've killed
my best customuer. -Pick Me Up.
One Consolation,
"All is lost but honor!" groained
Wilk'es, after his failure. i!Well," re.'
marked Brobson, consolingly, "you
:idn't have that invested, you know.
-Smith, Gray & Co 's Monthly.