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TIRFWEIFKLY EDITION. WINNSBORO, S~ C., FEBRUARY 7. 1895. ESTABLISHED 1849.
WWHE1 WE CONFRONT THE VAST
NESS OF THE NIGHT.'"
When we confront the Vastness of the NIght.
And meet the gaze of her eternal eyes,
How trivial seem the garnered gains we
-prize
The laurel wreath we flaunt to envious sight,
The iower of Love we pluck for our delight
The mad sweet music of the heart tha
cries
An instant on the listening air, then dies
Row short the day of all things dear an?
bright I
J'he Everlasting mocks our transient strife;
The pageant of the Universe whirls by
This little sphere with petty turmoil rife
Swift as a dream and fleeting as a sigh
This brief delusion.that we call our life,
Where all we can accomplish is to die.
-Louise 0. Moulton, in Youth's Companion
IN A ROOF-GARIEN.
BY A EIADER L. ENEEAD.
AROLINE G R A
ham's home was in
the lower part of
New York City, on
the top floor of
one of the build
ings whose roof!
r. are so many stories
above t h e side
walk, and of which
her father was
janitor, and which
was tenanted by
bankers, brokers,
railroad officials
a n d speculators.
From the ninth floor a short flight of
steps, communicating with the main
stairs, led to the janitor's rooms. He
preferred to live at that altitude rathei
than to have a suburban home. The
wide, graveled, flat roof was to him a
yard, where, in boxes, his wife raised
flowers, and where he could at almost
any hour of the day-no matter how
high the temperature in which the
pedestrians on the pavements below
were sweltering-find a breeze, which
he was wont to enjoy while, protected
from the sun by a canvas stretched
above him like a tent, he sat and
unoked his pipe.
Being so far from the din of tht
city, Caroline felt untrammeled, her
natural exuberance was unchecked by
a consciousness that she was not ob
served, and when she tripped over the
roof to take in the wash, or to water
the flowers, or in the performance of
some other household duty, her song
was as unrestrained as if she were a
mountain girl enjoying the freedom o'
a forest.
Though she was usually gay she hai
simes of reverie, - and" oneveas
while following a vein of serious
thought as she sat axnder the tent and
watched the darkness deepen on the
bay, she heard footsteps on the gravel
behind her. Supposing that George
Dunwell, the engineer, had got over
-his pout and was coming to chat witl
vter, she did not turn her head.
The new-comer repeated his "I beg
pardon" before she was aware that
there was a stranger on the roof. She
started to her feet and faced about. A
tremor shook her, and she felt a chok
ing sensation when she saw a tall man,
with a full beard, standing near her.
Remembering that she was alone witl:
him on the top of that high building,
and that the big iron gate was lowered
before the main entrance, she wa'
afraid, yet she gasped:
"What do you want?"
"I want to get out, please," he said
"What are you doing in'?" she in
quired, her courage returning at the
sound of his pleasant voice.
"I worked too long, forgetting tha
the big gate would be closed at six.
Indeed, I never thought of it at all tilU
it began to get too dark for me to see
the lines. Then, knowing I was a
prisoner, I lit the gas and finished a
statemenit of an account I was making.
When it was done I came up here te
-get the janitor to let me out."
"He and mother and the children
are absent; he took the key to the
side hall door with him. So you wil'
'have to wait till he comes back."
"Is there no way I can get out ? I
have an engagement for the evening
and I want to keep it."
"There is the fire escape," she re
plied with a smile.
- "But that reaches to the second
floor only," he said, with no littlie im
-patience.
Her smile disappeared, and, as if tc
itone for her levity, she said :
"I will ring for George ; he may be
down in the engine room."
It was with astruggle that she forced
hcrself to make this resolution, and
the effort was visible to the stranger,
r. but his anxiety to get away from the
* building was such that he did not
remonstrate when she passed him on
her wa the kitchen. Slowly she
w tirs, and he, moving
n~r~a r ould see her hesi
ate bezore'pressing Ne button of an
electric bell. The light from an electric
lamp fell over her, detiniig the grace'
ful lines of her slender fig'lre, and as,
listening for a reply to the signal, she
held her ear to the tube, he watched
with some compunction her expr1ession
of expectation gradually yield to one
if disappointment.
i "He's gone," she said, presently.
an'd the stranger fancied he heard he.
ugh.
"Do you think I could climb the
gate?" he asked, pleasantly, hoping to
-aake her smile.
"You might," she answered ser
jously. "There's a tall step-ladder on
the second floor ; it would help yor
veach the top."
"Please show me the way to it," he
requested, coming into the kitchen.
Without a word she took a bunch o
keys from a hook near the button she
had pressed so hard when signaling
to the engine-room, and led the way
to the ataira. Hle looked over- he
shoulder when she opened the doo
and wondered if she would be afraid
to wind with him around the shaft in
which the elevators rtu into the dense'
darkness below. As he was about to
utter an assuring remark the sharp
rays of an electric light pierced the
gloom, and he caught sight of her just
turning the corner at the first landing,
where she let the current in the are
af another electric light. Thus she
ran on, flooding the stairs with bril
liance, and when at last she came to a
halt it was before the door of a closet-,
which was open when he reached her
side.
The step-ladder was . heavy, and ht
staggered under its weight. Compas
sionately, yet with a feeling of slight
contempt for his strength, she took
hold of one end and helped him to
carry the ladder to the gate and put it
up. It reached near the top, and i a
moment he had cleared the gate.
"Thank you," he said, when ht
teached the pavement. "I wish J
could help you take the, ladder to .it
?lace. Good night."
He started across the street. Atthe
apposite curb he paused and marked
his liberator's progress back to the
roof by the shadow rising from story
to story as she turned off the electric
current at each lamp when she reacheL
.t.
Henderson Meigs was a light-hearted
young man, whose salary was sufficient
to enable him to occupy a top hall
room in a fashionable boarding house,
and to dress in a style befitting a
young gentleman with social ambi
tions. He was also zealous in business,
with an eye to an increase of pay and
a possible partnership. So the morn
ing after his adventure at the gate he
was prompt at his desk, where his
Iluties occupied his attention so fully
that he had no time for thoughts ol
I his visit to the roof the night -before,
further than to observe mentally th't
it would be very pleasant to sioke a
cigar up there after lunch. This ides
recurred to him o2 his way home, and p
he determined to cultivate friendly
elations with the janitor.
His easy, off-hand manners won that I
official, and when at last he broached (
the subject of occasional visits to the <
roof he was somewhat taken aback by <
the heartiness of the. invitation.
"Come up whenever you feel like it
There's always a breeze up. there, and I
you'll find the family sociable."
At his first visit Henderson foun i
he family absent, but -at the second
he was more fortuiate." He was cor- I
dially welcomed by Caroline, whom he
found in cool attire enjoying the
breezes of the roof.
nose'flsmetagoargr- Geor.
mokes such a strong old sips,' e
said, when at her request he had lighted
P cigar. "No, don't move; -I said I
loved it."
Henderson looked at her askance,
nd mentally asked:
"Is she artless, or is this cando:
merely a plain statement that George
:s only a friend of the family?"
She was soon interested in his chat
ter, and before he was ready to go his I
igar was burning his fingers. As -aa
excuse to prolong his visit be ' said he
would like to look over the edge of the
roof into the court below. She rose
and went with him, cautioning him not
to lean over too far. Down ia the
ourt-yard a fountain was throwing up
tiny streams that broke into drops,
which fell glistening in a sunbeam re
lected from a window several stories
above the flagging. The motion of the
water was pleasing, and Henderson
looked steadily at it. Suddenly the
fountain seemed to leap toward him,
and before his eyes there was a densu
darkness.
When he could next distinguish ob.
jects he was some distance from the
roof's edge and before him stood Caro
ine, her face white and strained. She
was trembling and her lips were shut
as if they could not part, so firmly had'
she closed them when maKing the I
sureme effort of her life. In an in
stnt he realized that he had grown I
dizzy and would have fallen to the
stones in the court yard had she not
prevented it. That he had falien 'he
knew from the bruised feeling on his
arm and shoulder, but he had come in
contact with the pebbled surface of the
aat roof. He put out his hands to ward
her and strove to speak as he moved
forward. She made a deprecatory
gesture and took -a step backward,
then turned and fled. Stapified by
her action he groped his way like a
blind man after her into the kitchen. I
Not finding her there, he sought the
main stairs and staggered down to hie I
ffice. There he threw himself on a
lounge, and in explanatien of the
shudders that convulsed him at inter
rals he said he had a chilLI
It was several days before he wen
o the roof again. To find Caroline at1
ore both embarrassed him and gave
im pleasure. He was glad to see her,
yet was embarrassed by the feelipg,
that no words could adequately ex
press his sense of obligation to her.
Bhe endeavored to put him at his ease.
"I didn't tell anybody but George,
and he said it wasn't so hard to do iis
a person was only quick."
"Yes, but you did it, and I came tc
tell you how deeply grateful I am to
you."
"Oh, it wasn't anything, really ! ,i
did only my duty to try to keep yon
from falling that awrul distance."
Almost every work-day aftei that hie
smoked a cigar on the roof, and fre
quently he met and chatted with Car
oline, whose interest in him amounted .
to friendship. Sometimes Georgej
Dunwell joined them, and though he
was not rude to Henderson, it was
patent that he had no liking for him.I
At his next visit Henderson founc
Caroline and her father and George or
the roof, and was cordially received by
the janitor and his daughter, butj
IGeo~m didot look.at hiia. e sat
in silence all the wnhle refnsin to ac
knowledge any word addressed to him.
Henderson remained until le hl.
duished his eigar, and when he went
away the janitor acconpaniel him tc
the elevator. On returning to thi
roof Mr. Graham founa Caroline and
George holding an earnest conversa
tion. He looked surly and defiant,
and she was mad, but very much in
earnest. The janitor turned away,
but Caroline called to him: "Come
here, father, and hear what I said to
George."
"You had better fight it out your
selves," Mr. Graham said, uneasily, as
be drew near them.
,'There is no fight, father. I gave
Jeorge lq engagement ring because I
annot mai -y a mau that is not a gen
leman. He .cted very rudely to Mr.
Eenderson and made me very uncom
fortable. He would make me
Lshamed of him all my life, and I
>roke the engagement."
"What have you got to say, Gcoryc,'
Lsked the janitor.
"I won't have another man ce ur tii,
he girl that's engaged to marry mie.
"You know very well that Mr.
Ifeigs comes up here only for a smoke,
iud because it's cool. In winter time
ie will not come so often."
George held the ring on the tip of
2is finger a few minutes, and then
with a determined air went to his
work in the hot boiler room.
Henderson continued to visit the
3rahams daily, and when Caroline met
im she was cordial and unembar
assed. He soon noticed that her ring
vas missing, and he began to ponder
he piobability of her letting him put
mnother one on her finger.
One rainy day his business took hin
;6 an office on the top floor of a tall
uilding not far from that in which he
vas employed. While there he saw
aroline sittixtg under the tent in the
!oof 'garden. .When- he returned, the
devator boy sitopped the car as usual
,t the third floor, but Henderson ex
aimed, rather impatiently: "All the
ay up."
Caroline seemed surprised to set
Lim, and was for a moment painfully
barrassed. What had occurred? He
ould not guess, but he improved hit
pportunity, and in a few words told
he story of his love.
"It isn't fair," she said, recovering
verself.
- "Why?" h6 asked, surprised at such
, reception of a proposal of marriage.
"Because-" she could get nc
rther.
"I love you," he said. "Ever since
hat day you saved my life I've been
etting deeper in love With you."
"Thqt'fins it+ "..1 *be
Her words stuck in her throat again.
le stared at her a moment, and then
gleam of intelligence shone in hit
yes.
"You mean if it had not been foi
at I should not have loved you?"
"Yes," she said, faintly.
With a feeling that his case was hope.
ess because it needed argument to sup
ort it, he set about to explain how hiE
fection had grown. It had begun with
ratitude'and developed into love as
e knew her better. It was so deep and
trong and admiring, as if it had come
ro daily association, and not with
ueh an impetus as it had been given
lut she would not be persuaded.
"It seems to me," she said, slowly,
'as if you thought you must."
"I do,"he said, earnestly. "I must
>ecause I love you, and will be most
uhappy if you do not love me."
"I don't, and I am sorry you fcee
>ad about it."
She was as simple and straightfor
ard as a child, and with a sigh he con
ssed to himself that it was useless to
lead further. Yet he fumbled for
vords to express to her clearly that he
ras making no offer of himself as pay
ent of an obligation incurred by him
rhen she saved his life, and that he
eally loved her.
'Please don't say anything morel
Er. Meigs. Let us forget about it, an~a
-ou must come up. here as usual. We'
half always be glad to see you, and it
ron't ever be as-as uncomfortable as
t 'was that day George acted sc
adely."
"Oh !" said Henderson, seeing, as hi
hought, an opportunity to show him
elf to her in a favorable light. "He
'ame in the other day and apologized
ike a man for - rudeness. There
were a lot of people in the office, but
e spoke loud enough for them all to
Lear him.' -.I was surprised, but I'
hook hands.with him and told him
Lot to mention it at all He seemed
rery glad and we parted good friends. '
As he spoke a light shone from Caro
ne's eyes illuminating her counte
mance as its glo w deepened. When he
eased she was gazing out overte
>ay, gray in the mist through whieni
teamers and tags and ferry boats crept
autiouly. For a moment she seemed
mconscious of Henderson's presence,
het she turned to him and said.
rankly:
"I was afraid George was not a gen
lemen, but now I believe he is one. 3
uppose he couldn't help being jealous."
Henderson could not find an apt
'eply, and after a few minutes o:
hwkward conversation took his de
>arture.
The next time he met her she wat
rearing thd ring. thaf he had hoped tc
eplace, and was apparently very
iappy. He continued to go up to the
oo garden, but the intervals between
is visits grew longer. Presently the
hill winds of fall began to blow, and
e never went higher up than the floor
> which his office was located. -Fran ;
eslie's Weekly.
We do not count a man s yea~ n ul
be has nothing else to count.
The Chinese Government levi63 a
THE DEVIL'S OWN MINE,
(:rtardti by Nature. M".1a Elehnwtzs and
Hoi Cioven-Footed Majety.
Sole timneago I heard the the stor3
.f a gold mine that was said to he in
exist(nce in the Chant;boon province,
savs a writer in the Siam Free Pr-.
An old villager that I miet told me that
the mine had never been worked. lE
recollected in his clffldhood, aboutfifty
years ago, that a party v.ith four ele.
phants visited the place, b:t he does
not remember whether they found the
mine or not. Two or three Cambodians
are reported to have found nuggets in
the bed of the stream, but no one has
ever been adventurous enough to follow
the stream to its source. The greatest
possible amount of superstition exists
about this mine. Some. allege that
those who go there never return. They
either die of sickness, the influence of
the evil one or fall a prey to wild ani
mals. ThreeEnglishmen attempted to
reach the source of the stream where
this mine is reported to be, but had to
abandon the idea for various reasons.
At starting they had to take a narrow
path that had been made by the "car
iomom" gatherers.
After keeping on this path two day
they reached a pool of dirty water.
Here their guide took .,hem aside and
whisuered to them not to talk of tigers,
as the forest in that part was infested
-with them, and that they would surely
visit the camp if they only mentioned
the name. Promising~to be discreet,
they went down to examrnine the pool,
and found the whole place actually
trampled down by wild boars, with
few tiger footprints. Here they rested
for the night; and next day proceeded
On :their journey. If the footprints
around the pool led. them to believe
tbeir guide's reports of wild animals
they were now perfectly convinced, for
on either side of the path they saw the
destruction worked by wild elephants.
A little further on they-came to a spot
where the mammoths had rested for
the night. That evening they found
that one of the carriersTvho had charge
of the provisions had taken to his
heels. As they had no cooking utensils
they were compelled to cook their rice
in a tobacco tin, and along with a steak
of a civet cat (Meo-pa) managed te
nake a dinner.
At this spot the guide informed them
it was impossible to go on unless they
walked along the stream barefooted.
After walking in this niinner for about
five hours they came to the falls. Here
they had to climb up rocks thirty to
forty feet high by means of the roots
of trees growing tro e fssuus,
whre god ba ee n iidM
eeNYe Ae
climbing up higiier they came to the
junction of two streams, and the guide
now told them that he did not know
the road further up and that he was
afraid. One of the party got dysentry
here, and they then determined to hurry
back, especially as they had only rice
with them, and not even a bamboo to
cook it in. The excursion can only be
lone in the months of January, Feb
uary, and March. It would be agood
opportunity for a spottsman who de
sie to combine business with pleasure.
Ponies and pack animals could not
ossibly go; the only way of transport
ould be by. carriers, and it would be
veryv hard to obtain mo.re than two oi
biree men, as the people are 20 super
riitious.
For a Parrot.
The affection of men and women for
mimals has led to many strange ad
enture-nd to none more thrilling,
perhaps, than one which occurred lately
in New York City. In a five-story
:partmenthouse, the first floor and
basement were occupied by an apothe
cary. In this basement a sudden and
fierce fire was caused by the explosion
>f some chemiical preparations; and
the flames spread so rapidly that the
occupants of the upper tenements.were
unable to reach the street. However,
they escaped to the roof, where they
could pass to the roofs of the adjoinig
buildings.
Among the people who escaped to
the roof was an elderly lady, 3Irs. Leary
by name. She suddenly flew into a
state otf diadress upon remembering
that sh had left her parrot, a tenderly
cherished pet. in the rooms below. At
the risk of her life, she wvent down tc
get it.
She secured the bird, but when she
attempted to regain the roof she found
her way completely barred by the nire.
She could pass neither up nor down.
All she could do was to go to a wmf
(low and mingle her screamns with those
of the parrot, which she 'ield in her
A a atte-nrot was mnade to reach het
wih a ladd r, out th;is praed impos
,ile. She was abou~t to jinp~f ot vo
the window, when the people below
shouted that a fireman was commng
down to her from above.
This was the case. Several firemen
were on the roof. One of them, Den
nis Ryer by name, tied a strong rope
around his body, and his comrades low
ered him to the window at which stood
~rs. Leary and her parrot. It was at
the risk ol' his life, for the fiames were
already enveloping the front of the
'uilding.
Rver reached the window and seiz~ed
rs. Leary firmly in his arms. Then
the firemen on the roof carried or
dragged them both along until they
were opposite a window of the adjoin
ing building. Through this window
Ryer thrust his human burden, and
then climbed in himself. As soon as
he had seen the woman to a place of
safety, Ryer returned to his regular
duties in extinguishing the tire. 3r.
Leary clung to the -parrot through it
all; but, to her great grief, the bird was
suffocated during the rescue.
Protecting a Loan.
A. 10n of 86.000 was contragted ?-e
I eently by the Government of Ecuadoi
hrough the bank of the same country.
This is a small affair, but the mannei
ii which it has been arranged gives ar
alea of the systematic methods em
pioyed in the financial operations of
'.lie Ecuadorian Government. The loan
was contracted at an annual interest
o)f 9 per cent., and there was grantedI
the bank the control of 80 per cent. of
the customs dues at Esmeraldas until
Dec. 31, 1894, for the payment of the
How Soap Cleanses.
Most persons have very indistinct
(deas of the manner in which soap acts
in removing dirt. This is not so sim.
ple a matter as it may seem, for even
chenists have been more or less puz
zled by it; although there is now sub
stantial agreement among them as to
the chemistry of the process. One of
the explanations of the cleansing ac
tion of soap is due to a suggestion
wade by no less famous a man of
icience than Prof. W. Stanley Jevons. I
It is- generally considered that the
efficacy of soap depends mainly upon
its decomposition, when It is mixed I
with water, into an.alkali and a fatty i
acid.
The alkali thus set free dissolve the
grease by which the dirt is attached to
the surface to be cleaned, and the wa
ter then carries the dirt off. But this J
is not all; the fatty acid from the soap
neutralizes any free alkali remaining I
after the loosening of the dirt, and
thus prevents the alkali from attack- I
ing the cleansed surface itself. This
is very important when soap is applied
to the skin, and the painful effects pro
duced by some varieties of soap are
due to the fact that they possess an
excess of free alkali, more than the
atty acids can neutralize.
But there are oth'er factors concered
in the action of soap. Its cohesive
power, upon which the formation of
soap-bubbles and lather depends, en
ables it to gather up the dirt as it is
loosened by the alkali. Then, too, the
process is assisted by the curious prop
erty which soap possesses of produc
ing a great agitation among solid
particles suspended in water.
This, of course, tends to the read
!emoval of the dirt after it has been
detached from the surface, and it is U
this action that Prof. Jevons has &
pointed out as being one of the ele- P
menta of the cleansing power of soap
Do Fatal Falls Hurt?
AS far as all available evidence goes
the answer is certainly not. Horrible d
as the idea of a fall from a great height
rice is not only painless 9
ple have experienced what ought to
eave been fatal falls, and have escaped
by a miracle. Their experience is
ananimous in showing that serious
falls are painless. Not only is their
ao pain, but there is even any terror.
The victim knows exactly what is go
ing on, and actually hears himself fall
ing from point to point, although he
loes not feel the concussion. Mr.
Whymper, who has perhaps had more
bad falls than any living man, says
that he once fell and rebounded from
cock to rock in the Alps, and felt abso
lutely no pain, though he heard him
self strike. The mind acts so rapidly
that the experiences of a fall of a few
moments will sometimes take an hour
to describe afterwards. As in drown- C
ing, the whole previous life seems to
flash with dream-like rapidity through
the mind, and- this gives place by de
tightful stages to dreamless uncon
sciousness. Among the ancient Norse
men, an old warrior, who had had the 0
misfortune not to fall in battle, usu
ally threw himself from the top of a
:liif, to gain admittance to Valhalla.
The pleasant experiences of those who
1ad fallen and escaped alive may have
iad something to do with the practice
end belief. P
p
Muscle Development. s
Some recent scientide researches,
Aihich can doubtless be trusted, show
that the weight of muscles of animals
was increased 40 per cent. by a proper 1
periodic application of an electric cur- x
rent, the growth being a true develop- y
mnent of the muscle. According to y
this it will now be possible to increase
to order size of any desired muscle
without tiresome gymnastic exercises I
by simply -lying in a soft chair and Ix
having the current applied. This, we I t
suggest, might be done at night by an I r
automatic apparatus, thus saving time.
Persons who are improperly developed :r
may now be balanced or "trued up;" y'
muscles shruken by age may now be 5.
made plump again. Calves, which na
tare or exercise have failed to develop e
;ilcently, will now no longer be a
drwback to wearing knee breeches, or -,
the short bloomers of the female bicy
elist. The question naturally sug- a
gests itself what will happen if this j
prcs of developing muscles elec- a
trically is continued still longer? If a
some wvay is then found to develop the 3
bones the manufacture of giants by )
electrical means will be an easy mat
ter.-Electrical World.
Statistics of Male Workers. ?
Assuming the working age of a man
to be from twenty to sixty years, and
Icounting only male workers, the num
ber of people dependent on the -earn
ings of every hundred male adults isr
smallest in France-387-and largest
in Ireland-476. The burden on the
working population of Ireland is ten ~
per cent. heavier than in England.- t
Chicago Record.
The Nations richest in horses are the ~
Argentine Republic and U3ruguay.
IKeep your troubles to yourself.
When you tell them you aretaking up
the tia~e of the maz:who la waiting to I
tell his.
SUPPOSE WE SMIL
HUMEROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM
THE COMIC PAPERS.
Pleasant Incidents Occurring the WorM
Over-Sayinga That Are Cheerful to the
Old or Young -Funny Selectlon' That
Everybody Will Enjoy Reading.
A Popular Act.
"I always like the third act of grand
>pera better than any of the others,"
aid Hicks. "It always strikes me as
Ln act of retribution. In most operas
illthe singers with second rate voices
get killed and leave the fourth and
ifth acts for the principals to sing
,ithout irritating interruptions."
Elarper's Bazar.
A Recommendation.
She-I am afraid you won't like my
'ather. He-Why, pray? She-Wel,
)ecause of his unsocial disposition.
fost people consider him very distant.
le-That's a recommendation. It has
een my experience to find most men
n his class altogether too contiguous
-Richmond Dispatch.
Medical Item.
A. -Dr. Jones is a good-hearted man.
I.-In what way? A.-Very often he
oesn't take a cent from his patients.
.-Oh! I see. The executor of the
atient's estate is called onto pay it.-.
'aola (Kas.) Times.
Testimonials Required.
"Have you ever loved another, Tom?"
aid Miss Gush to her intended. "Cer
ainly," replied he. "Do you wish
vritten testimonials from my previou?
weethearts?"-Harper's Bazar.
Why Shouldn't She?
He-She has very handsome teeth.
he-Why shouldn't she, when be:
,rother's a dentist?-Rogerville (Tenn.)
Didn't Want'Two Pairs.
Sammy-Let's take this basket back
grandma's now. Danny-No, sir.
's raining terrible out. I just came
i and I've got one pair of wet feet
ad I'm not going out and get another
air of 'em. - Wheeling (W. Va.)
egister.
A Wie Thief.
Judge-When you broke into the
brary and stole a lot of books why
id you take only the works of classical
thors? Thief-Because, your honor,
odern books fetch hardly any price in:
Be'd Been Roasted.
Jessie-Why do they call the boys
ho sit up in the galleries the gods?
.uthor-To distinguish them from the
evils who sit in the orchestra chairs
ad write criticisms-Truth.
Faint Hope for Him.
Fortune-Teller-You will be very
not until vou grA 35 egt?_of age.
a1pecunioisu Poesa g eTI-~)lndalisi
ien? Fortuge-Teller-You will get
sed to it.-The Sketch.
Saving Her Life.
He-Would that I could save your
fe to prove my devotion. She-You
mn do me almost as 'great a favor.
e-What is it? She-Massacre my
aaparones.-Truth.
Fearful Accusation.
Tailor-I hear that you have paid
iy rival, while you owe me for two
lts. Student-Who dares to accuse
ie of such a preposterous thing?
liegende Blaetter.
Hlow to Tell Them Apart.
The essential difference between a
ainter and an artist is that the
ainter is almost always certain of a
:eady job.-Somerville Journal.
Loyal Jack.
The faithful affection of the dog is
lustrated anew by a story which
>me from Greenville, Ohio, where the
uii of Mr. George Suring some time
o caught fire and burned to the
ound.I
In the barn, hitched to his mangers
ra halter, was a horse. Its constant
~mpanion in all drives, and even in its
all, was a mongrel dog, called Jack.
be flames spread so rapidly that itj
as immossible to get the horse out,
it when the doors were burst open,
rery effort was made to call out the
>g.
Jack, however, would only run back
id forth from the neighing horse,
rking and whining pitifully, as if en
eating aid for its endangered -friend.
The roof fell in, and by the light of
te lames the dog was seen sitting on
e prostrate form of the smoke
rangled horse. And there he died,
criicing himself heroically upon the
meral pyre of his friend, an example
untlinching devotion.
5pcidental Poker luformatzouz
Among thle goral pieces given tc
iebers of the House on Monday waA
mysterious device on Representative
urrows' desk, which excited unusual
iterest. It consisted of four pantels,
,bich some thought was itended to
epresent a senatori4l easy chair, in al
aion to Mr. BiurrowL s' boom for the
enate, but opinion was dirided,
nd one riember sapiently remarked
bat the fouir panels represnted four
,ces.
"What are four aes good for?" the
apent member asked of Representa
ie Dave Mercer of Nebraska.
"Well," said the Nebraskan thought..
11l1y, "in some parts of the country
hey ain't good for a blanked thing un
Lu you have a gu"-Wahiustoa
News in Brief.
-Corea contains 600,000 Cathohte.
-Only 906 persons in 1,000,000 die
from senility.
-A bed in a Greek inn in A, D. 327,
cost four cents.
-The onchidium, a species of shel
less snail, has innumerable eyes on its
back.
-Seamen nearing land can tell tha.
fact by the deposits of dew on - the
vessel.
-The administration of the oath tc
witnesses is a practice of very high
antiquity.
-Beggars are promptly arrested ir
Vienna, Austria, if caught begging on
the street.
-In four years no less than 2,00(
men and women have taken their lives
in France.
-A Louisville de.aler in antiquitis,
adv. rtises for sale a revolver used by
.Julius Caesar.
-A plant of spleenwort weighingles.
than four ounces will produce over a
million seeds.
-Louis Cyr, the Canalian Sampson.
lifts 3500 pounds without harness or
fther apparatus.
-St. Lows, Mo., is credited wit.
106,332 males of militia age of whom
73,617 are natives.
-Siberian women are raised as abject
slaves, untidy in dress, and are bought
vith money or cattle.
A enail ranch has been staited by a
farmer of Anet, .France, to supply the
Parsian market.
-Brazil nuts are more properly
seeds, about sixteen of which are
enelosed in a large shelL -
-A lato curiosity gleaner claims that
there are 500 open caverns in Edmond
-ion County, Kentucky. -
---A rew pianini machine is 'workid
by el ctricitv, and will do the work of
4ifty men in one day.
-A man in Bailey's Island, Me., has
invented a harness to keep a hen from
seratching up the garden.
-A Norwegian law prohibits a persor.
from spending more than five cents at
-ne visit to a public house.
-James Wills, of Mount Sterling,
Ky., ha.s been struck by lightning four
-Lfferent times and still lives.
-In Greece there is:568 milesof ral.
road in operation, 304 uder construe
tion, and 214 more-chartered.
-There is a duck anch in the i.Bn1W
Mountain of kennsylvania whicI n
2,000 birds to-the my1 7yJirly
was so severe that the Black- was
frozen for fifty miles from shore.
-It was customary a hundred years
ago when a gentlemen bowed to a lady.
to sciape his foot upon the ground.
- On the Welch River Towy the cor
acle, the veritable boat of the barbar.
ous but picturesque Britain, is still in
use.
-Some scholars of distinction argue
that the Garden of Eden was located
in Africa, near the Mountains of the
Moon.
-The swiftest bird is the kestril or
English sparrowhawk. It has been,
known to achieve a speed of 150 miles
sin hour.
-The great pelican often has a wing
spread of fifteen feet. The bird itself
sometimes exceeds twenty five poundi
in weight.
-Some botaniste think that no plani
is absolutely poisonous, but only rela
tively so, being harmful toonly certain
amimals.
Some of the colored paper supplied
for kmndergarten work has been proved
by analysis to contain a small quantity
of arsenic. . -
-Charles MeVeagh, of Harpswell.
&ie., lits a barrel of flour with his
teeth and holds a quintal of fish at
arm's length.
-The wife of C. B3eaupre, of St.
Raymond, Province of Quebec, Canada
gave birth to twins after she was sey.
enty: five years old.
-The Bodleian library at Oxford,
England, has 500,000 volumes, and its
annual expenses are $45,000 a year,
nearly -ten cents a volume'.
-The mus.cles of a pigs snout are ex
eeedimaly powerful for their size, and
thus enable the animal to turn up very
hard ground with utmost ease..
-The Frenchman River in Nebraska
never alters in volume whatever the
season, because it takes to rise ini
enormous unfailing springs,
-London County, Vs,, has a fruit
farm which contains 60,000 vines, 45,
1:each trees, 8000 quince and pear tree
and 900 E.nglish walnut~rees.
-In South America an electrie dry~
ing machine in which air is forced
through a chamber of lieated plates is
to be used in drying wheat.
.--John Confarr and wife, of Cliftons
Ohio, have celebrated their sixty-fourth
wedding anniversary with a family re,
union. Both -are hale and hearty. I
-Dr. Sophia Jex Blake of London,
says that too much tea, 'especially tea
that is simmered over the fire for
hours, is worse than too much ab,
sinthe.
-Raphael lived principally on dried
fruits, such as figs and raisins, eating
thenr with bread. He had a theory
'that a meat diet was not good for a
painter.
-A bat finds its way fabout without'
the assistance of its eyes. A 'blinded
bat will avoid wires and obstructions
as dexterously as though it could see
parfectly.
.-No parental care ever falla to the
lot of a singie member of the insect
tribe. In general, the eggs of an in
sect are destined to be hatched long
after the parents are dead,