The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, January 01, 1895, Image 1
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SHE SKLES! .
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.7 r miles an' miles the country's miles,
An' all the skies are blue:
Poth night an' day it's jest that way
to we'll be smilin', toc!
.en the bells are ringin',
.-An' all the birds are singin', -
It's joy the countrv's bringi'
So we'll be joyful, tool
Year in an' out, In hope an' doubt,
. The country's standin' true;
-kt'-ftth-is strong-it rolls along.
So we'll keep rollin', too!
With all the sweet bells ringin',
.An' birds, by millions singin',
It's joy the country's bringin'
So we'! be joyful, tool
HESSMORE'S DIREAM.
Nathan Chessmore was on his way to
Philgleljhia. The train on which he
hsd taken passage was not due in the
city till a late hour in the evening, and
aateeAay had been warm and the
4ong ride fitigsuing, he fell asleep soon
fVrthe lighting of the lamps.
Ih-his slumbers- the young man
dpamed that he was standing on a
.nige, gazing down at a somewhat
-dabulent- stream, when, hearing a
stin oar, be looked up and saw
coming toward him a towering body of
ter, not, unlike- that which swept
Away'Johnstown.
Believing in his dream that if he de
layed a single moment he would be
ifwept to destruction, he started and
ran: across the bridge, as he supposed,
ahd riadea desperate plunge at the end
.o reach the solid earth.
5 The running and plunging were real
but, instead of from a bridge, it was
from the rushing car.
lie landed in some bushes, whica
'okehim fr'om his dream, without
serionusinjury to his person, but so
confused his waling senses that- the
roaing of-the ~fast receding train was
instantly converted by his fancy into
the thundering noises of the awful
dood.
& realistic to Nathan's mind indeed
wailfthis, that, scrambling to his
feet he weri on plunging through the
bushes for some distance before he was
tble to comprehend the facts.
Thei he stopped to consider the situ
ation and decide what course to take
%o reach the nearest railway station.
While standing thus he heard a voice
iafllodt:
.'"Hello, Nat! are you there?"
A4 : Nathan was often familiarly
:2ted "Nat" by friends he thought
Liself addressed, though wondering
.hcw'any acquaintance could be near
him and know of his presence under
gbe strange circumstances.
.As; he was about to make some an
wer .however, another yice called:
there was a rustling of bushes, s
and the men seemed to come together;
then they conversed- in too low a tone
'orthe listener to catch what further c
hey said.
A3 men, meeting thus in the bushes, a
inder cover of night, were probably
nt on evil work, Nathan Chessmore a
ras thankful .his presence there had
tot been known to them. He waited t
ill they were out of hearing before s
,ttempting to find his way out of the t
biicket.
Then, while moving about in the y
gt-he caught the sparkle of a light
a a hill, and at once shaped his y
nurse toward it,
On his way to this light, he again I
eard voices, and with great caution
rew near enough to the, speakers to
~erhear some of their remarks.
"What time is it now?'' asked one.
On this there followed the sparkle of
match, and the spy perceived three
en camped -down together, one look
gpat a watch, another holdmng a bot- a
3,..and the third with hands clasped
er his knees.
"It's just ten," said tbie.,man whot
dld the watch, in reply to the queson -
the man who held the..bettle.
e'Then we'll have il wait another
rnr at lpo " ~s rejoinder. "Let ~
e tobedand into their first5
;'and then, if woke dp, they'll be
'a drows'y at first to be of any service -
themselves or dangerous to us."
't'Ithink we'd better mnake a clean
tig of it, Mike, and do' them at once.
Ad folks tell no tales, you know!"
'Well, if it's necessary-though t
~e of us ought to outmatch two,
one of 'em a girl still in hert
n s!''
jYou are sure there are only two,j
ie-Bradley and his daughter?"
~'There are never more than three,1
t, you know, and Itell you I sawH
hired man leave not more'n half
hour ago."
"And you're sur'e the two thousand I
Jars are in the house?"
"The money was paid .to Bradley I
afternoon, and as it was too late to
to bank, he'll keep it in the house
to-morrow--that is unless we re
e him of it to-night."
"Which we must certainly do." 1
"Of course; that's what we're here
," laughed the other. "Now I'll go
the front door, as I've already told
u and rap him up; and while I keep
talking there, even if he don't let~
in. you and Jake will break in on
other side of the house. Then
'1l secure him and admit him. If
girl don't interfere, we'll let her be,
viding we find the money, and can[I
off without exposure of any kind"
'Our masks ought to insure that."
'Probably they will, if we are careful 1
d disguise our voices." 1
'A blade of grass in each mouth will I1
that." 'I
'But suppose one of us should inc
ie manner be recognized?" asked 1
onie called J'ake.
'In that case," replied Mike, "there 1
uld be jnst one thing to do." I
'Whaeis that?
'Stra~ile both, burn down the house 1
h the -bodies in it and socmltl
er up onr tras."?
To this murderons proposition ax
hree agreed, and Nathan Cheesmore
tole shuddering away.
Now who were the parties threatened:
ie wondered; and could he be thel
neans of eaving them?
If so, his wild dream, which had
orced him into his present predicament
night be the means of saving inuocent C
)eople. C
He quickly made his way to the
iouse, from which the light was gleam
ng, and knocked at the door.
Instantly the light disappeared, and t
L man's voice demanded:
"Who's there?"
"Is this Mr. Bradley's house?"
'athan inquired.
"Yes. - Well?"
"Can I speak to you inside a mo
nent?"
"Who are you? and what do you
want?"
"I im a stranger in this region, my i
ame is Nathan Cheesmore, and I have
something very, very important to
:ommunicate which will admit of no
elay."
"Wait a minute."
Then there was a noise as of a win
low being cautiously opened, and Na
than could dimly see a head protruded,
as if inspecting him.
Shortly after the door was opened.
but no light war seen inside.
"Come in, sir," said the voice.
Nathan went in, and the door was
quickly closed and bolted behind him.
"Clara, bring the light," said the
voice.
At this, Nathan saw a door open at
the other side of the room, and a girl
of eighteen appear, holding a light just
over her head and straining her eyes
forward.
The light also showed the host,
standing a few feet from his visitor,
with a gun in his hand, ready for an
instant shot.
"I see you are suspicious, sir," said
Nathan, at once, "and you have rea
scuo, to be, but not of me."
"Explain yourself, please?"
Nathan glanced at the approaching
girl, and thought be had never beheld
a more charming maiden.
He then quickly proceeded to relate
all that he had overheard.
'-I feared something of this," re
sponded Bradley, when Nathan hac
concluded, "and my daughter and self
feel ourselves under the deepest obliga
tion to you for this timely warning."
Nathan glanced at Clara and saw hei
lovely face all aglow, as she added:
"We do indeed thank you and feel
that we can never repay you."
I am a hundred fold repaid al
:undrels!" said the father. -J a
He and Nathan then consult L. to- 3
ether, and soon decided upon. thein k
ourse of action.
The light was put cut and they'
waited the result in darkness.
At the appointed time there was -.
nock at the front door. a
It was allowed to be repeated two o
hree times, as if the inmates were
ound asleep, before the voice of Na
han responded, in a yawning tone: j,
-Who's there-and what do you
"Pessir," whined out a dolefuL
oice, "I've had a fall, and hurt my- i
lf, so that I can scarcely crawl!
'lease come to my assistance-quick!" 1
"Who are you-and how did it hap i
en?".questioned Nathan. r
The man was in the act of giving a r
use explanation, when he was siartled t
nd stoded by the loud explosion of a L
un on~ the other side of the house, b
istantly followed by yells of pain, rage b~
nd dismay.
These sounds were qui followed a
y those of te - oseps, a
men. all bcau I.b
Bradley had sent a charge of buck
bot into the faces of two entsrimg a
arglar, with wbat effect could only -
e surmised by their sudden retreat
nd traces of blood left behind them.
"I don't think they'll trouble us t.
gain to-night," was his comment.
Nor did they, though the host anQ 3
is guest kept watch till mornmng.
It was afterward ascertained that k
o men, while out gunning, had met t
rith serious accidents, and that one of '
em had died. r
Though Thomas Bradley had his
uspicions, he did not make them ~
:nown, nor could he ever learn any
>articulars to lead him to think he had
nade a mistake.
His life and that of his daughter, hE
elt, had been saved by the timely ap
earance and warning of Nathan
hhessmore, to whom he was dleeply
;rateful.
So, also, was that lovely daughtei
erself, and the acquaintance thus be
in between the two, soon resulted in
union which has made the lives of
athan Chessmore and Clara Bradley
aappier than they ever were before.
On Mental Education.
It s an extraordinary thing, writes ~
araday, tha man, with a mind so
ronderful th here is nothing to
ompare with It elsewhere in theI
nowc: creation, should leave it to
uin wild in respect of its highest ele- E
nents and qualities. He has the
yower of comparison and judgment
iy wh!.ch his final resolves and all
,hte acts (of his material systemj
v-hJch distinguish him from the -
rutes are guided. Shall he omit to
uc-ate and improve them when edu
tion can do much? Is It towards
he very principles and privileges that
Lsinguish him above the other crea- 1
ures he should feel indifference? Be
ause the education is internal It is
mot the less needful; nor is It more
,he duty of a gnmaa.,that he should
ause his child to be taught than he
hn uid teae himself.
5 THE OLD MAID A FAILURE? or
[ut
anger That Woman M-y Pay Too Greai pr
a Price for a Profesi-on:it Caree-r. seei
These are trying times for the rast
oung woman. She is apt, in the the
:idst of agitation concern ing the ad. the
anced woman, to lose siubt of some of s
f the b essings which- fell to the lot
f the unadvanced. There is a possi.
iflity that in the enjoyment of new
owers and possi biI ties she will over- the
ook certain old ones which were not tiol
o be despised. In her lately acquir- 'I
d independence she may forget that for
ndependence had its compensations. the
n her abibty to "live her own life," Put
Ls prog:essive persons put it, there it bro
anger of ignoring the fact that there, ls
s a good deal to be said in favor ol as'
inking her life with another's. neC
Briefiy, there is danger that the and
roung woman of the present day may to
corn matrimony or may iefer inatri. 5lai
'nony until she is no longer fitted for stil
;bat honorable estate.
"Can women be as happy uniar I
led as married'-" said a prominent les
pnysician, who has had opportunit.y not
Lo study the question, the other day. bul
No, 1 do not think so. It the tirst ma
place, an unmarried woman has not wa
the same sort of youth-preserving in- dot
terests that a married one has. Lhr
bioreover, unless she is a woman u no
remarkable character, she cannot fail '
to grow more or less 'set' and selfish; I
and it is sur;rising to know Low of
much mental state affect the health. Ne
Why," continued the doctor, warm- the
In to her subject, ".i believe that wh
alf the cases of neuresthenia and in
nervous depression in my practice are rer
caused. not by overwork, but by the Int
need of some absorbing interest,. The
average woman must have a place quf
where she is supreme, not only over kil
the inanimate objects, but o.er live wh
beings. She must hava intense per- th
sonal interests. It is not enough fo> inf
her to be a part of the big machine.' sur
The doctor paused and looked as th
though she were reflecting on the sad pu
lot of numerous patients. Then she.
roused herself and went on: for
"It Isn't so bad when one is 20 or shi
25. But it's a little worse when one to
is over 30, anid sadder and more try. Tr
Ing still after 40. At dirst the en- -u.
thusiasm, the novelty, and freshne a
make life interesting enough and full wi
enough, but little by little the glam
ur fades and her profess.on is not
enough. Women a:e so constituted
that they live largely in the emo
tions. They need a home-and a tb
home means husband and children on
There are very few women large. Ar
souled and broad-minded ehough to pel
expend their affections wisely, to keep tbi
ospitals and flower missions. There bott
re a few, of course, but cheery, un. A fa
lfish, and young as they manage tc pick
eep themselves one always feels that star
en they would have been happier usuv
iarried. tStoc
"One great trouble with this pres. stru
nt hue a-d cry about woman's work blov
Od her independence," continued-the shel
otor, "is that it makes the young off,
romen put off all thoughts of marry- fect:
nkuntil it is too late. I don't mean the
ja'ate Idr-tblem to marry, but too The
ite f'or'tem toigiw into adaptabil- and
f ith.their hifsbahds. The years Lion,
fter a wofuan is first through school first
nd has ha'd her tirst experience of beh<
fe, eith~'professional or social, are ads
ears ofisettling down. If she gives rmori
erself up to her 'career' and to *liv- cona
ig her own life' and all that, she The
ipidly gets into a state where she is shel
nally unfit for matrimony. She may inte
ud her career, with all its attrac- is
ions and possibilities, unsatisfactoryv, unit
ut at the same time it is dilcult for aini
er to grow into. domestic li.e after a neat
w years of professional life, it is riral
I a problem," continued the doctor, coni
ghing ."and I dare say It will not . A'c
e'aeg~led in one day." -edge
Wt~which gloomy conclusion an'd exte
sigh thb.doctor abandoned the gues- of a
ion. N ~ - e et
A Casua s Obectioin. eg
"Why didn't 3on grind tbe con- sec
he labor master of Fulham road toi
rorkhouse gave you as your task'?" sp~h<
mid the king magistrate at West- tio
inster to William King, a well- thal
nown casual who had often, says is
he London Telegrap', refu.:ed to ao
rork fr his night's lodging at the er
atepayer's expense.
"'0os my wision's limited," re
id the accused grufly. -1 can't
e through a brick wall."I
"But you are not required to turr
he wheel with your eyesighlt. YouI A
o that with your bands " (rut
'Ift I can't see through a brick B
rail how can 1. work through one! vai
'he one's onp:incipied as the ~other. N
w can i-work when I can't se ce
rhat 'm doing'?" th T
The labor master explained th T
he wheel was in one room while the
.dli was in another, and the accused S
ould not see the corn in the process imt
i grinding. A
"That'sEll true, your honor," said evi
Eig, "and I say that the system is -
rrong. A man should be able toou
e istk. ,Otherways there's no T
" only put ninety-two pounds of bi
orn in the mill," continued the . Y
abor master, "and he could have isize
asily finished by 4 o'clock in the G
ternoon without woricing very the'
"'Owdo I know that?' cried -he Cu
risoner. 'You conm d 'av made it
ast till Christmas if you'd likediWO
ou could 'av put in 'undred-weighnt'
f corn unbeknonst to me and i'd
ve 'ad to keep grindin' away till it
as finished 'cos 1 couldn't see T
rough the brick wall. That's wnlere alw
e principle comes in,. your hon r.- thme
'pose you get a job in Australia j11
rould you begin in Hyde Par-t? 01 wh2
ouree no. You want to see what' one
rou're a'loin' of.' -
Mr. Dellutzen declined to go inte S
he w taenhviraslepid of the easae.
ven Ito King's range U vislon
n:.erely pointed out that in tht
;eat case it was not a question 0
ng, because the accused stead.
ly refused even to begin to grind
corn. As an aid to an increase of
casual's faith he passed sentence
3ven days' bard labor.*
To Benefit His Victim.
ir:dness to animais-although
re are unhappily plenty of excep
s to warrant tne existence of
e Society with the Long 1ame"
their protection- has always been
rule in tb is country; but increased
lie sentiment in their behalf has
ught with it increased sensitive
i and sympathy for even sucfi ills
ye admit our dulnb friends must
essarily undergo. We wear furs
we eat mnt, but we do not wish
see the victims of either taste
ightered, and we should think it
I more shockimr to allow children
to so as an amusemer-.
n old times the best inople were
i particular. it was Lne custom
only for the children of farmers,
, of lawyers,m.nisters and country
gnates of all kinds to look for
d .,oyously to the k fling of the
uestic pig as an interesting and
liing occasion; and they met witn
iscouragement from their elders
o so.
L story, told of the children of ont
the most honored ministers of old
wbury port, leads to the conclusion
,t it was possibly the treatment
Ich ehildren themselves received
he day of rod and ferule which
dered them less sensitive to pain
icted UDOn dumb animals.
wo children of the minister in
stion were looking on at a pig.
ing. They were lively youngsters,
use pran.cs had frequently earned
m a sharp application of 6he rod,
icted with the customary as.
ance that they were w..ipped for
r good, not for the satisfaction of
-ental anger.
ks the alarmed pig resisted the et
ts of his execut oners, squealing
illy, the youngest child was moved
pity and began to cry. The other,
atly interested, but not unmerc
essayed to comfort her.
,Don't cry!" le isaid, soothingly,
Lhout turning away his eyes.
eemember, It's for the pig's good!"
Found a Pecrifted Elgg.
uite a curiosity is on exhibition a)
cigar stand of Dawson & Burch,
Cedar street, says the Nashville
irican. If the cuitosity is not a
rifed egg, then nature can give
fowl creation cards and spards in
p manufacture. The
ends very smoothly clipped off.
rmer living on Paradise R7idge
ed it up in a field one day and
ed to throw. it, when its un
I weight attracted his attention.
pin., he picked up a rock and
,k the peculiar object a sharp
r near the middle. The interior
cracked and three pieces shelle:
revealing about had! of a per
y rounded object nestled away in
remaining portals of the shell.
under sphere Is of a pinkish hue,
is very granular in its comnposi
something like sasndstone. The
thing a re.Tson would thinik of on
lding it would pe the yellow of
gg. and the more he looked the
thoroughly he would become
rinced that that was what it was.
concave portion of the -broken
fits back perfectly about the
ror sphere. The shell's exterior
iso granular, though perfectly
orm. It is about one-quarter of
nch thick and immediately be
,h -the granular exteri r is of a
vlor. resembling very much In
osition lava or phQsphoric rock.
Lose inspection ot the broken
5 or the shell shows a very thin
ror shell of about the thickness
n egg shell. In fact, the entire
t produced is the same as that
ied by taking a hard boiled hen
and cracking the shell, part a
ion of it with the white adhering
,,from the yellow, leaving the
re nestled in the remamning por
of the shell. The petrified egg-f
is undountedly what the freak
weighs about half a pound and is
it the si e of a large goose egg
taps larger.
'WisE W0EDS.
'ide is a hard master.
good man has no quarrel with the
rnishing gold does not add to its
sermon is dull that cuts the con
2e lazier a man is the more he
ns to be sick.
lie can run fast, but the feet of1
h never slip.
~dobt is the heav'iest thing man
ried to lift.
wenever love talks to us it speaks
hither tongue.
Ie acorn looks little, but it con
s a whole forest.
in will miss it if you guess at the
of a' lion by his roar.
ive safle people money enough an4
rwill vex themselves to death.
nltu~re may sandpaper and polish,
it cannot change the grain of the
le charity that begins at home and
s at-home generally dies of heart
ire.
he m'an who loves his own way is
sys trying to stop his ears agains1
truth.I
;is hard for a fool to understand
-he is so seldom overtaken by an. I
going his way.--Ram's Horn.
ir-as may 1ta'right. but it casts a
RAM'S HORN BLASTS
(varning Notes Calling the Wicked to Re
pentance
O V E always
weeps when it
has to whip.
BIRDs w it h
bright plumage
are seldom fat.
LovE never be
stows a burden
that is heavy.
\, WE are fear
ing God when we
fear to do wrong.
FAITH In Christ
:hanges the coffin into a chariot.
Is the true fold of Christ the:e ar
2o blacic sheep.
T BELIEVE the devil is to lose the
peace of Christ.
IT takes more courage to endure
Than is does to act.
LAw wears iron shoes, and don't
-are where It steps.
ONE symptom of blacksliding is a
'ack of thankfulness.
RELIGION pure and undefiled never
works by the month.
THERE are no real strong people IL
this world but good people.
THE truth w, hate the most is the
'.ruth that hits us the hardest
G. owTH in grace is never promoted
by watching for faults in others.
THE road to Heaven seems to be
:ome steeper every time we look
5ack.
WHEN you can't Bnd anything else
io do for God try to make a child
lappy.
PEOPLE who make crooked paths
never get in earnest about following
.hrist.
THE closer the competition, the
more God is -needed for a business
7artner.
To LOVE an enemy is the mostim
ortant service a Christian can ren
ier Christ. -
THE sins that pay their rent
promptly are the last ones we want
to give up.
WHEN unselfish love is asking for a
place in your heart, God is knocking
it the door.
You can generally tell what a man
thinks of God by the way he talks
aoout his neighbors.
THE only thing a Christian can do
for any enemy that a worldling can
not do, is to love him.
ONE trouble with the church is
that there are too many babes in it
from live to six feet high.
a word, by putting the rotten apples
In the bottom of the basket.
IF you let the devil go home to
dinner with yo, you will have to
take him for a regular boarder.
Birds in the Aretic.
In the countries bordering on the
Molar seas, where the changing sea
sons bring alternately the two ex
tremes of dearth and plenty, birds
are more numerous in the short sum
mer than anywhere else all the world
aver and in winter are absent alto
gether. All are immigrants there by
orce of circumstances. In like man-1
ner the birds of temerate climtates
are affected by the seasonal changes,
though in a less degree, through the
infuence of cold and heat up'on their
food supplies, rather than by effect of
old upon their well-protected bodies.
According to Littell's Living Age,
a coat of mail is not to be compared
to a coat of feathers for safety, so far
as a bird's life is concerned. Layer
pon layer of feathers can withstand
any amount of water or any degree(
f cold. In-proof of this see how the
elicate tern, after wintering in corn
paratively mild weather, go back to
the ice foes of the Polar Sea and lay
theIr eggs on the bare .Ice. For two
or three weeks the tender breast of
the sea swallow is pre sed against a
told block of ice. A gain, as another
example of th i influence of food
rather than climate in governing bird
action, take the colony of beccafieos.
The beccaico is a Mediterranean
bird, common on the shores of Spain
and Italy, in the Grecian Islanas,
Sicily, and Malta and on the North
er shores of Africa. Formerly it
It was quite 2 sown in the Br.tlsh
Isles, but some years ago a large
orchard of fig tr es was planted near
pirightop, and taci beccalicos have
discovered the fact and come over to
share the spoil. Doubtless the night
ingales told them the story of En
lh figs and showed the way over.
Be thIs as it may, the little birds
from the warm' shores oT the Medi
terranean bid fair to become estab
lished as naturalized Biritish sub
iets. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Neither One Nor the Other.
An elderly Irish woman who was
n a Maaison avenue car yesterday
wished to get out at Forty-second
street The conductor -was on the
front platform, so the woman, ad
dressing a gentlemanly looking young:
'nan opposite her, said:
"Shtop the car."
The young man looked over hei
head.
"Shtop the car, I say," she re,
oeted, giaring an him savagely.
SStill no response,
ODidn't 1ltell ye toshtop ithis car,'
she shouted, gripping i er umbrella.
"1am hot the conductor,"remarked
the young man with sarcasm. while
th'e young women In -the car tit,
tere.
"Faix, an' you're not," replied the
(rish woman scorn ruils, "an' .'on're
o gentleman, nayther. Moreover,
you're no blessin' to your nmother,
you're not lf you were you would n'l
le a respectable woman get ( arr'ed
two blocks out of ber wa'- without
any askin' from her either. "- 'ei
Vrk HealdL
3PRINKLES OF. SPICE.
iUMOROUS SELECTIONS FROM
OUR EXCHANGES
lokes of Prechers, Lawyers, Doctors, and
Editors-Some of Them Very Dry and
otheris Somewhat Julr -They Will AW
Digestion If Perused After Meals.
The Key of a F1at
Mrs. -Newitt-I discovered thiS
morning that we need a door mait for
the hall way very badly. Mr. Newitt
-Is there any particular necessity
for it? Mrs. Kewitt-Why. certainlyl
i've got to have-some place to bide
the key when I go out, haven't l?
South Boston News.
Why le Shone.
Lipper-Here comes Sparkens. 11
always gives me pleasure to see him
he has such a shining countenance.
Clipper-Be can't help it. Lipper
Can'thelp'what? Clipper-His shin
Ing countenance-he's so light-head
od, you know. -Atlanta Constitution
The Kind of Gun Be Xeant.
Woodbee Buyer-I thought you said
these lots were within gunshot of the
depot Real-Estate Agent-So they
are; those new dynamite guns, you
know can sh-.ot a distance of twenty
%illes or more. -Exchange..
of Benefit at Any Time.
Dispensary Physician (writing out
prescription-Now, you are to take
the medic:ne three times a day after
meals. Poor Patient-But it is only
a very rare thing when I get a meal,
doctor. The Dovtor-Well, in that
case you had better take - it beforE
weals. -Truth.
Meant to Sell, Anyhow.
Book Agent-I have a book k'ere
which actually cost $5 topAblisb and
Iam selling it for $1 net. Prospec
ive Furchaser-Row -can you afford
to do that?. Book Agent-The book
was publ!shed by the author. -Ne v
'ork World.
He Sorprised Her.
"My mind wandahs sometimes,
doncher know, Miss Bellefield," re
marked Mr. Sappy. "You surprise
me!" "Ah?" "Yes, I did not know
it had ever returned. after its firs!
ramble. "-Pietsburgh Chronicle-Tel
graph.
His First Offenw.
Neighbob--Do you think you coultl;
support my daughter in comfort?
Tom Knox-I don't know why I
coul WVt I- have no almonY.t a2
- 'ework . orl
Wanted Two of Them.
Shoogirl-Really, madam, that
hite feather in your hat. makes you
Dk ten years younger. -Old Maid
A that so. Then give me another.---*
:liegende Blaetter.
His Life wor.
- Eacon-Young Penn told the type
rriter that she had her baton wrong
ide in tront. How do you suppose
Le knew that? Egbert-That's hir I
business. lie's connected withethe
nzzle department on a weekly -news
)aper. -Yonkers StaLtsman.
No Choice.
Taleih--Snobleigh claims thai I
e moves in the most exclusive cir.
es. Wagleigh-Of course he does. ?
le has to move. They- won't let -
irn stay there.---.ew York World.
To save Time.
Clerkets--Shall i send this bundle'
fr. Hicks--N-nlo, 1 can .just as wel
arry it; you can send the change,
hough, if you will.--New York
Vorld.
Valahie Properties.
Prospective Purchaser-What muin
irals are there in this spring? Owner
-Plenty- or gold and allver, if you ad
~ertise it properly.-Exchange P
- Awitward.
During the progress of -the search
ixpedition in the Sinaltic D~eserl, for
~rofessor E. H. Palmer: wno, with
ls two English cozsipanions, was
asely murdered by' native tribes, a
trict watch was k-ept -about the
amp at nighp to avoid a surprise
rom the treacherous Arabs. TheJ
earch party consisted. of-three Eng- 3
ishmen and their escort, composed 1
nainly of Bedouina. - The author oet
-'Mau Hunting in, the Desert" relates
in incident connected with the night '
uard.
Ce of our numiber, being-little in- .s
lined to sleep, strayed somewhat
Lway from the camp into the moon- -,
ight, whien he was suddenly ap
roachea by one of tlie -Bedouin sen
,ries, who, briniging his R emington1
itie to his shoulder, -presented aths
nuzzle at our friend,.and shouted
ome challenge in Arabic.1
The victim of this display of vigil
Lce grasped the situation, and at'
ince realized his danger. Not a word
if Arabic could-'be recall, and the fel
ow was liable to shoot the next In
ita ut. .
"Here, you fellow! -Don't be a fooli
Don't,.s shoot!" the Englishman'
thouted.f
The Bedouin understoodiot a word
f tnis, but remnained motionless,
iger to trigger, the moon plainly re
realng the precision of his aim.
The situation was awkward; out
'riend felt anything but comfortable
ts he stood facing that ugly-loolcing
nuzzle, not daring to retreat or- e
rance. acking his ,brain for an
rabic word, he at last succeeded in
3roducing the sentence:
-"A na Inglize"-lin pigeon Arabic -
"Me Englishman."
To his infinite rellel the guard '
owered his ride with the ejaculation i
'ahad Kawadja," which our friend '3
mstr-rt a a permit to pass ca. a
News~ in BSi
-Australianses Amerce ar'&d~
-Every Japanese barrac has
ciasium. &
-yulius Cemamr'e everyday tunic cos
twenty four cents.
-Horses sneeumb to coml quicke
than any othorammaL
Poisons are so e 09
in the a
-A rocking-chair t
electricity isa. xqOeOinventuon.
-The chief war (od of "the 'hane
is said to rejoie a nWD'names
-A street in London has beennuame
ifter Grimaldi, the famous clown.
-Dresden, Germany, tares eats
anctiley are disappearing rapidl
-It is generally agreed that there is
no gold winter apple among the Bus
-Every square mile of tfie sea cn
tains 120 000,000 ls- of vanoul
kinds.
-H. W. Youni of Augh4ta, lLf
owns a Bible that was printed in the
I ear 1615..
-The largest photographievoriaker
was seven feet long and four feet two
inches wide.
-In treaties with China the Unite&
States is called "Meikwo," the beeu
iful.country.
-"Balmy on the crunpe" is the at
est London phrase for b04. wrong.
.he upper story.
-An inventer has devised a ohiMd'a
swing which willwork the ~well puAp
sa the child swings.
. -The total amount of deposits ina
savings banks of the countryi 189e
was $1,785,150.795. .
--Hawaii is not the onliplace wher.
prisoners have been knowntb be hired.
out for-domestie service.
-A Chinese doctor in settinq a homib
wraps a chicken head amongthe b".4
iges to insure rapid healing.
-In England and. Sotland Nay
geldin s are, seen at work, the ,a-re
being on the farms raising colte<
-Pekin, Chmina,fr li r
mons bof &h-year, -ande
enjoy ice sledpmgt Christmas.
-A ship chandlerinFiont street
Brooklyn, N. Y-, bearshe-highsound
ing name Qf Mr. Westm&inster Abbey,;
-China has ae war-: go wo-hy
have -burne4 incense time.im
mortal and who has over 0i names
-Thea'oldest living couple are saia
be residents of Sawads a 4gan-;hg
manis 132 yearsd h f 8
iles and found bimp hzs
eld. ,
-The robin is. alwaystne last
a go to bed in the evenin
re large, and it-ean see welb
ight.
-Bavarian radishes are a a
1hey grow like rge +n
re served cold, Cut in
hoes.
The humble but fritful a
f the South grows
e. and somehimes b
ears.-- - ~
-Aluininum hia een 4w~o
Ieel in the -manfantna f
eel plates ~rertsahoelof
All' known chemical e -ar
ontained in sea water,
xe not alwasjitaaled
-Sugar fifteen times e
rgar beet produict bas
om eetton'eedgmeal l a
hemist. -~
-It isestamated byprsr thst~~
he course of a senmen a ror a toa4d
illdevouriffty-seventms-t dgt
n insects. '
-Several live-fro~ 20&tCIg 0
-Oil meal has tet
f protem ori
s an excellent .'o~eZid~
roUg, growmng animal.
-A curious case of ~~ik~a
eported from Paris Awah~uU
oted for her~ wit and briliiamey~ an
h mania fcr stealing men~'s lma
-Uncle Henry Dowof Mahn saoai
inetythiree, yet he drove a trttor
o sulky in 2,33 the othier dpj eI
-any one older'corld have df.
-A Statistician of the Dg n
sf Agriculture estimates the.a as
if the cotton crop of 1893a19U '
ud the number of bales at 7,48OG
-Pneumatic mattiugior :use-uer
tair carpets, ia arecent invenltin.It
aves the carpet, and reduces the a~.
nde in,.ailning or descendiag the
-A hole only one-th
nehi i diameter has recently
ored through a ruby by a now- piero
og machine owned by a -New-jYork
spidry. . -
-Pllis Wheatly, a colored woman
a Boston wrote a volume of per
>efore the .Bevolution, it was-pb
ished in London, and was-ommende
>y Washington.
-it sfire htevery man, woma
dcild ihe United aes e n
verage of four- and a haf knahoa of
vheaa year in the form of broad or
reakfast cereals:- -~
-Scientific research ishothaj
eats, .fish, milk -and other anbii
oods cost thre~e times mere Etsa iopr
nd othei staple vegetable foods tokget
he Saingut~ritionls result.
-Zinc is being extracted i
ia netagrocessa ateir the
nnnei-, tj~whbelhores
idered worthlesnarps
~een produced-r .Swe~ci
!ear. - -~ ~.I