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i Iis TRI-W EERLY ElITION. w INN BORO8. C.. DECMEBER 5 1893. MILLINERY, MILLINERY, MILLINERY T Always full in Hats and Bonnets, Flow-j ers, Feathers, Laces, Nets, Veiling and la test novelties of the season. A competent s and experienced mil liner in this depart ment fully posted in Styles, Trimmings, Etc. Special attention -.given to- Mourning and made up Hats and Bonnets. Renewing Crepe Veils, Etc. J. O BOAG. Dry Goods, Fancy Goods, Notions , White Goods, cupetings, Oil Cloths, Matting, J. 0. B0AG'S Pianos, Parlor and Chapei Organs. Fifty new and im proved light-ranuiing Family Sewing Machines. vertical and under-feed of th-t best makes, t different styles and prices.1 Also, a lot of good second hand Sewing Machines for sale cheap, by 4. O, BOAG. t Different Sizes, CLOCKS, CLOCKS. Family Groceries -* Confectioneries. J. 0. BOAQ. Always on Hand Single, Open and Top Buggies and ~ Double-Seated Vehicles. One. Horse Wagons. Singa and ~ double harness,. Pianos, Organs, Sewing Md thines, Cooking Stoves, Clocks. ~ Buggies anid Wagons, are all shipped direct from their va rious factories, therefore no ~ agents expenses or comnmis sions to be paid for by pur chaser: The best goods for the Lowest prices for cash or goodj paper,& at J. 0. B0AB'8 OLD STAND. Kext door to W. 0. Beaty's, is BAlld with Bedroom Suits, Parlor Suits, * Wardrobes, Side- boards, Mattresses, * Chairs, Trables, Bed-steads, Cradles', Pictu~re Frames, Chromos, Baby Car uiages and other goods, Call and get Mr eston 1 ion will always give you . bis kmnd attention and treat you right. L llfrniture bouhyt fo ta'h .du slow astelowest l 3O_ BOAQ SHE MADE HOME HAPPY. ae mrde home happy!" These few words read Within a churchyard, written on a stone; "o naci, nor date, the simple words alvna ld me the story of an unknown dead. marbie column lifted high its head, "lose by, inscribed to one the world hls known, But ab! that lonely grave with moss o'ergrOw: irilled me far more than his who arinic led. he made home happy:" Through th loug, sa Years ,he mother toiled, and never .tropped to reit nil they cromsed her hands upon her bret,, id closed her eyes, no longer dimu with tears. rhe simple record that she left behind Was grander than the soldier's, to uy mind. -HENRpY Coyr, in New 1'oriSa.. WAS IT A SPECT RE? He was naiting for her; he had beer iiting an hour and a half in a dust tburban lane, with a row of big trees o: ie side and soine eligible buildin tes on the other-and far away t e southwest the twinkling yellol hts of the city. It was not quit :e a country lane, for it had a pave ent and lamp-post; but it was not i id place for a meeting all the same id further up, towards the cemetery was really quite rural, and almos -etty, especially in twilight. But twi ht had long deepened into night, an ill lie waited. He loved her, and h, as engaged to be married to her, wit] e complete disapproval of ever asonable person who had been coin ited. And this half-clandestine meet g was to-night to taike tue place 4 e grudgingly sanctioned weekly ill rview-because a certain rich unel its visiting at her house, and he 0th1er was not the woman to acknowl ge to a moneyed uncle, who igh ,( off" any day, a match so deepl. 1ligible as hers with him. . he waited for her, and the chil ain uuitIsually severe evening enten t0 hi6 bones. Te policemnan passed himt with hi SU'ly response to his '-good-uight. e bicyclists Went by him like gra: iusts with fog-horns; and it was neai ten o'clock and she had not come. lie shrugged his shoulders and turn I toward his lodgings. His road le, m by her house-desirable, comiod us, suburban-and he walked slowl: he neared it. She miiight, even non coming out. But she was not aere was no sign of movement abou .e house, no sign of life, no light -en in the windows. And her peop! :re not early people. He paused by the gte, wondering. Then ihe noticed that the front-doo is open-wide open-and the street nip shone a little way into the *.ar] dL!. There-was something about a is that did not please him--that seat him a little indeed. The house ha gloomy and deserted air. It was in issile that it harbored a rich uncle e old man must have left early. 1i aich case He walked up the path and listened D sign of fire. H e passed into th dL. There was no light anywhere 'hre was everybody, and why wa e front-door open? There was no on the drawing-room, the dining rooa A the study (nine feet by seven) wer daly blank. Every one was out. evi intly. But the unpleasant sense tha Swas, perhaps, not the nrtst casual vi ;r to walk through that open dioo ipeled him to look c:hrough the hou fore he went away and closed itat m. So he went upstairs, and at t[ or of the first bedroom he c.ame to fl ruck a wax-match, as he had done il e Sitting-rooms. Even as he did s, felt that he was not alone. And Li s prepred to see something; but fo :at he saw he was not prepared >r what he saw lay on bed in a white ose gown--andl it was his sweetheart ud its throat was cut from ear to ear e does not know what happene' en, nor how he got down-stairs amn to the street; but he got out somnehow id the policeman found him in a lit ider the lamp-post at the corner o e street. He could not speak whei ey picked him up, and he passed th ght in thse police-cells, because th licemn had seen plenty of diruiken eni before, but never one in a fit. Te next morning he~ was bette ough still v'ery white and shaky. 1E e tale lie told the magistrate was cona neing, and they sent a couple of con ables with him to her house, There was no crowd about it as he d fanhcied there would be, and th, ins ere not down. As he stood. da.zei, in iront of thi Ir, it opened. and Jhe camne *ut. -Sesall iight. you see." si 6 ia'em?an. who ha&' found him uimbl e lampj -I told you you was, drunk t von would know best" W~hen lie was alone with~ her, b, d hetr--nio t all. for that wIould nio r telin' -but how he had comle int' e- colihini us tuourban~ house, an. ,w h.- had fotund the door op'a. :,im e igt. out, and that he had bee; to) that lon'ug back roo:m fac'in thil ,ir, and had Seen S'.mietiit ,e tri ?nc' to hint at whc he turo'n k and Wrke down. --But myi deseiCt.'' She Said.'. rea the hsouse waS dark. tor wt re dt tne theatre with my uncle, an. douibt the door was open, for th, wat will run out ii they arce left it yo couiald not have been in th4t ni, because I locked it when i eam' asand the key. was put in miy iet. I dressd ini a hurry and myi5 odde aid endtS lying about. '-I ko' v' "' he satid: -I saw a gr'eer m. n a chair, anld some long brow. a:sandl a lot of hair-pins and rib 'iS, nid it prayer-book. and a lac, .lgreiiiie on the dressing table y, I even noticed the calendar or e i.atlpiec-October 21st. A 56,tc~la Lcr thati beause thit is Ma, And vet it ws. 'iur cal endairis at October 21t. isn't it' I 'No, of course it isn't," she said. smiling rather anxiously: '"but all tthe other things were just as you say. You must have had a dream. or a vns ion, or something." lie was a very ordinary. c Iom I n place young nn, ,and be dhl not be I lieve in vi-ion-, but Le neve lrested day or night till he got his sweetheart and her mother away from that commi dious house and settled them i In a guite distant suburb. In the cours! a the removal, he incidentally mn iid .r, and the mother wnti on livh witih them. His nerves must have he:-i : ILId. bit shaken, because ie was very guetir for a long time, and was alwa' s imimung if any one l.d taken the desirali. sob urban house; and when an old st, ok broker w ith a fanmilv took it. lie wenat the lenigth of callin in the oMl .l t iman and imiploring h1iM. by '1i t:at ho held dear, not to live inl th:it famt:1 house. "Why?" said the stock brokt r, nct unnaturally. And then he got so vaguie- and c :1 fused between trying to tell wli an t trying not to tell wl y, that the stirk. broker showed him out. and thankt-;d his God he was not such a fool as t,, allow a lunatie to stand in the way of his taking that really reinarkblv ch':ip and desirable suburban residence. Now the curious and quit- ini. li cable part of this story is tha t when siw'1 .':ueit do.wn to breakfast .n tiii ni. ; ii ilg of tie- twentv-seicond ofct she founid hii looking like deiti h the n i i' paper in i s b:i. Jil caught heis-he cou!d not spak---:md t 11-Iiinted Vt->the plr. Anld tiwrroh re:id thit on the night of Ow two lit.% first, a . oung lady, the stoel: br.tr daughter, had been found w ith rli throat (t, from r 0 tV31, 0;i [t in tht liing back he!driii t:i, th t staIr (If tha d:IIkesir1:1ihI!(, su ui t b Iwu..: Ree Maaens of France. Near the little town of La Fer, - in France, there is an applet:ee I which bears only iuiperfect lossns; - and the fact, having long been dis Suvered, has giveli ris to a vey , tiful custoi aoing the laidenvas of . the village. t W1hen Spin1 iig-tu1nme ci:ies. ui the i 1ple-tr1e hail the . to)n tunc vaith .. ilad buLt or bl->ssUos, the niaid :is of the village ara themiselves A th gay ribb:..ns and perfelct blos r oms fromi their fa1oite tree anid 9o niingI to the linnely tree whi'h Las prod uced only the imnperiert Mosns. Each hil thin iiSSes a Chtr of tn . imwperfect blossoms, -and in, sO Jn : Justs the former with the pub'n irI - the latter. She then ties a distj!i guishing !ibi,.ua near to the cluier I she had du Sted. The tree looks very geiv whn Thin decorated, with the puk limtas smiling up at IleaxeCi:, and the d ribbons rluttering in the perfutue laden air: but the te t o1 it is the petals fail like "sonmer nw, and the little apples le'gir, t' sha)p. Than the maidens plu:-k oI all but tne best fruit. and let tnat take all the strength or' the tree3. sa that ti.e appies grow faously ai? cou tC r erfection. And now is seen the stra'ge j.ait of the affair; the appies, inste:;d of being all of ore kind, are a:: dridei t as the biossomas that iis-ed ihieir Mk. so:is, tile fact being thiaL thu nikh i; expjectly lik~e the a pph: in the t re somIs wa's taloni. Su tin 'ids 'ne tn: r wVIll beC ,eeni rinand, (A'y-checked ap--u malyI , apples, datinity littlhe api'S,0 moin trotus big"' appies. E~a'h ini 't has the apple she w ishelii.e ni et jAsadvaritages ur an E'.e;- T< mpijer It Is usual to enity the even torL pered people. Those who ate n v unduly elated oor east dIown, wh "knit on1 plain" all the Limwe. It On. likes that soi t of thiin.; iL wouldiI equally nat.rail to envy the anhi'.s co)ws and pigs , Jior in-tanec. wi . serenity is seldutu di stuirbed. Fu: myV Dart I thiGE those even1 tVinempere pet ple lose ninie-teuths of the p~aa. toe of existence. Toe dlepth <i.? . grief and gloam into wh iih innaii, sive pe'ople are thrown tueC pi e made up for by the equally ut e-a: able and unleasonhar . y.:... .r the. =1pr~ inat the sliightt --ib excue, ani the ,orr. .f a ar with e .n:ai ad I fI : i a - ery aut tr, impres .Ou theich iie buht so far a- I can -et ec' .ee ibit derived from it is an unwrinLeu comnplexit'n. Grarudr:?a W as Sh ockel-. GrarInima hari not r~een t o t r I2us 1(r [mati :e:tr, Lja the jeunt L eieration prevailedi up.a hur. a. ,he wient to taiis One, uniich a'niI-t, h'-r princi ples '.ra;.dma de a approve of circus~e5 and 'he- i :ii h. I the per for mn ce w* .h~ -1 . e .i pe rtu bationr. Pre-en tl th-r a bareback act whiuch mI ii t o -m I m arid a wotuan who rode' to-gethe~r is manyl and wondlerful posii. Th act ernded in a burst ot ap'Alaus.a ci "iab4ellIe turned to gondniiu "Perhaps it was-' an-w~-u er1 2 iiI*l aia. severely. "But all I i n , I hope they're rnarried. "- l.o4.., Ludget. ________ THEdl la who waunt-d t-' N'...w where they catch ai.,ek tni ileI is the' same eilap who as ed if it Vwas a di! t iult thing to shoot, "We.sh i abbits Th'e wounds made by a trisud arc SIGN TALK O i THE PL-AINS. Lis U u~~kge W Who Lit V,' iard-4. N e, i t isb tic'lnr for Ever), V'z. -l% Garrison life ba . 1,1-vtlopt!J so-. expects in lnil fo!, ior- li Ii. L. Scott, of t"'e. Y even~h C. V.. Lieut. SCItt has 10;dte a si'v t)" Ihe III the daYS Of 1:li.ill 61.ttireaiks wars thure wa-; a pat.' i,:L-,e to tLJ- Stud%~ b1) I.v thiat peaice Ip*(, Vail's and tlt; e ar. 0.11yrs*va i rewa rk alle ch L !!I lor thje s(!eucili ittreAt whica al:nC to it. Ijriw ay durinv~t ,'lloeCn : LitcuL. ,icitt hir'~Y1d four India1 or '% ;riOuzt til l~e- omij ko t'Y 10 1;1i~ caiuis, and, Withl AliV SUChI L1acc-11al' ai hie u-ed to expliii to Lhto cpaie,14T. What tie wUa say;;. lith, carrlicd 01 : ili,,, cOurversatLMun Sizi sc. Thei 11c. diais~ wcrc ailit~i' ri Ilat Inri Dea r. The Lieutenan;'s hand moved nim ly whea 'le asi, d I 'aintc'.10,t U where he Lved. -The od lid:a looke I hume~icl: lfor a moment, a,) L! a theni lit iu..d , a usiLi-i W t[ l o tu-e of a rc - M v. Lth tr~;on it.. 17 'bins i lidLe," i-rprezed Lieut. P'ainted Horse, flaving fOwmd( h:, hatid~, keot tiiN-Ilvon while h!:3 face rt-ima :ced ex- sodes el >-Cot L adud ~iI . ~hi riC.ti vrs live ti I-I'o -it'd tI. ha-; o'ae a luuiA way 1 nJt ??as aririved lit:rIe. ijoe aftc:' tilt- -1t'er tilt Iccdl Li jouitd Ili thilt-, ~ rLtoi . t Riliafost. Thlev io-d th-ir nawe adA wvhtere tilt'y 'veie froi anid to' what tribesi th,-!cy elued. They un-b dt-stoud Lt Likulenti- arid each othri a, Nell. .I~teu P~ainted florse -ci 1?,r'.-iocl.Lstwas a brick, vvici.ed is- hazak~ to sla" thit wvas a hcsa~e e wds ani OgaltlIa. I ay Ii~i~citr~lt-lU0 1ii Unaf, -5im-1?C elt -ht lie knew 'ieix. Miles, who was iticg ear, acid the vanied the (ea ei'al to) say -4 nie-iiirig, to him. G~en. Mietold Lieot .ott el oss (Jilile- last thal, Lei fUUJetubelrl hiim very well as a:, fi.ldiau who had dociv good service in vie Montauia cuni l.a i u. Lieut. Soct interjrtedj Last :-oiwd nis piea-;ure. Lit;nt. -c;tt h:L ba 1--roe OCt:': eviIicS th.1t UL, ; IridiULIS Of the tnevl-- rl !t tor he sIign0 -.Ia gug. Wlie Was priesent A .ifjusep'i f the Ne/. Pkrcts d--s 'rcis-veralIi hu fd:e d Ilidiatls. The- Chive told u1 hi iiiarchI I jah. atid jUli Monitana tj L .e viia ity -jr tihe Yeilox-tone Park, a iua-, teidy Iliiitai'-V , It, WithoC.it a parallel -ilC~e theP 'LtiCat Or N lcol.OiStenl thousanid. IIIO hcnm ~d tu whiPh the Cthier ~aethe u. uiatik 'were~ Tle) Nvci- the rc:i~rcn'r eO 0r K. dj ffe Ie Ift sro 1.e c a 1) agV- Y l - it. - -,tt c.ild -ea that th..i-e ,a' ,: n t i s i , r tha raI r 1n i tC:'. in :I sk 1 e: I' xnri:. the- ugr"V rir e, n m a arii it e eLUir L,:a s of the .1 la eut of ti .un-' ladian .'-'L Louijs (4. e:-U at. The time-hoiored in..un ini 1 t lip the dg- ol war" is i:eir ro ided witl a new mnean; rin. ie any. That coMn!Try is Gielerm:in Oe )repared for the iecu Europ:ie a r, anvd i-s leaving no -,to-w uitirn render its military organki/ation ective in every branch as I z-i oib n onst tli-: pripariations in prgre r the next caipair1 is a regtua stsei of dog drilling. No t OLn; ai ogs5 uSe'd by the almobulance cOri I -elk (lt the w(ounded, bing tice randy, water, and soup, letrh ti iuhulance attndarits and help 1 raw the injured on little hand-cart > the field hospital, all of whic -rvi(es they perform with wonderfi (curicy, intelligence an- skill, bi hey are now attached to some of ti liments as regular four-foote ,diers. In this capacity, the fir. son they have to learn is silenci 'hey are tat ght to repress the ou re ik of barking, by which the uU.d announce their presence to a iemily, and to replace this mode gnalin1 by a low growl audible on. c their friends. This is a dim1cu sn. but a inore tedious ta-k is I ,1low. Tiiis is to teach tht war ! hat while ail does are dogs, men ai ivided into friends and enerimies.an he way to distinguish them is by tU lor of their trousers. The way th ne distinction is impressed on the tellect is by dressing soldiers up i ,ussian and French uniforms, an .aking them beat an ill-treat tf ogs and abuse them in French at lussian; whereas soldiers in Ge jan Lluiform are told of to net ar aress the caniue recruits, and rega hiew on that delica.:y dear to a eii;.s born in the fatherland-tL ausage. At iight the dogs can re er good service at the outposts, the uic- seiise of hearing enabling thei announce the approach of footste >ng before they have been detecit y duller human ears. The dogs ai iso traineo to carry dispatches in tle satchel, which is buckle.1 c he light iron collar they wear. Gr 'oneianians make the best soldi ogs, on account of their great mu ular strength, their quickness i arnng, and theif unobtrusive colo or ambulance service, howeve rof. Bungartz. tbe animal painte he is mucii-interested in tTils-Ur;Uc r the Ved Cross Society, and h: iimself trained many dogs for it, d lares that Scotch collies are the be feed. Friends Though Foes. Lord Palmerston had a natur oancy which his opponents call udacity, tat which seldo failed . k him over a dangerous rut in t) ad, not always without a splas] at generally without harm. One crisis in his ministerial 11 lustrates the absolute good humi -hich may prevail even when polit .d enmity is at its worst. Loi )erb;y had made an attack upon hi a the Uipper House with such ener; nd eloquence that the odds again ia seemed overwhelming. But efended himself and his policy fro he dusk of one day to the dawn nother with such tact, dexterity ai oree(* or appeal to the national sen ihonor that he wals acquitted 11 blarne by a majority of four-scor ^jNext day in passing through ~ oridor leading fronm an ante-room he Upper House one swirig do pened to his hand. and. at the sat noment the other to that of Lo )erby. They were opponents, t> hey were also manly and swee gatored men. Thley smiiled. "I was just thinking," said Pi nerston, ':what a clever fellow] as who had so nearly put me in -'Ahs was the rejoinder, "b ithinig like the cleverness of the ti ow who got you out of it'" Hurry. If the habiit of hurry is inimical alilahle work, it is eq4ually so to al us ble charac.te~r. . .beg on, as siually i-. in the daily emplo~ymnen i o~rn beCt'ai:5 a blatit ur life. I ansi5i weV e Cu tol e0 at arni diink , hury died 5t. ruin iuI diigcstion i ans; to take our amusemecnts in U iry, and~ so rinf their recreati s et; to tilnk in a hurry, and so iie at te conclusions; to convei n a hurry, and so lose all the fi lawr of other minds. Ilun y 15 11 m.nemy or self-control, of. manliine f dignity. There never was a great nitkhe than to imagilne that it at SOne'S tiportakce by showing 1i umerous and~ pressing one's dot. rd responsibulities: are. It mere hows that, whatever they may l ne is not e~lit d to thin-thaton ot iistir ot the situationl. Emnn 00Sn ' 0' coine. a ~nd: absenCe -I. and ha te lid ii.at fille qualitie i. giendnl ii;e ni o U n'iCe a la -e ere The lv ol b.:aut" ne. the loe o *r me-asure or prop. .1 The per--n w ho -crearus - A hale and healrtv-man, lI Jy var a, wats airong a party of pilgrin- wi rv.d at the T roitz'o Serg ievki aln f-rv in St. PetrIbure re-centlyv. rarfped thie v hole ditance fronm La .nut cilhty-tive nies, and Thowed *ariC.~ His a'-- wias properly estd by~ the baptismal papers ha j:1 with hia. TRUMPET CALLS. Eamuj Horn Sounds a Warning Note the Unredeemed. HRIST did r come Into t world to seek p fection but give it. To HAVE friend you mL be one. r- Go's tiru \ will never gn old or wear or -T H E wick man hates vi in everybody but hiuxelr. GooD looks, to be permanent, wmt begin on the inside. FtsHING for compliments Iz no1 L bit better than fishing on .unday. TE devil gets lame as soon as X comes in sight of a good man's hou: THE man who sets out to be a i S former will never get to rest a m; ute. THE older we become the more t wheels of tlime seem to have be oiled. IF the devil ever takes off hi- 1; to any man on earth it is to the hyl crite. THE man who expects to ontrl a lie had better not start with lat y feet. It No GIFT Is precious in God's siv A that does not carry with it all t heart. TiE music of heaven is alwt; d being heard in a grateful Christ;at l heart. ! GOD never turns a deaf ear to t man who cries to Uimt out of a tig n plase. d THE devil has no quarrel with t d man who never has any controvei r- with himself. AN archaugel would break dos e under what some people expect of II pastor's wife. WHEN a preacher is cOn victed . his ow sermou ie is preacing t is gospel right. Lu GOD gives every sower the privile s of deciding just what kind of barvt d he will have. e GOD always has something sweet say to those who seek Him with t ,n whole heart. WHEN the devil gets a chance plant a thorn in a Christian's flesh Duts it in deep. - TH1ERE is oftendis much venom the point of a pea" as there is in t r big end of a club. -ne 1n7 e oIJudn't sggetirr wear a preacher's clotne u in e. never leave the pit. si No MATTER where you find a m of faith, you will dnd him muai some one else rich. g WHAT God means by a cheer giver, Is one who gives until lie fe, t. it ad yet en.oys it. l DRIVE the devil's friends all out the church and some preachers wo. have a slim support. fi THE preacher who does not prea Di Christ hurts tne cause of God wb< j-ever he goes into the pulpit. dIT never makes any difference hi nfl big the giants are who come C against us when God is our defen ae THE rich man in torment did i ntry to comfort him-:eit by thinki of how many hypocrites there were nichurch. -e THERE is no.thing th~e de':lil ii O~ work any harder to bring about th e- to kill the praise in a happy Chi rtian's heart. te HuMAN hanas rolled the stone fr< othe grave of enzarus, but the to: or Christ was opened without 1 utlelp of man. Wages of Needlewomen in Pa' 0 Au inquiry recently made into1 be condition of' needllekomen in Pa a shows that a work ingwomnan cant count or earning more than .1,3.3 ut r ?44, a year. which is about ::. i. a day. The designers and cutte .out of patterus and the fit ters, Icourse. are much ruore highly pa receiving in sonme cases salaries ?600 to 2800, ;oid perhaps eve: t shatte of the prolits. T~he aven~ a earnings of the ordinary seamstr It may be put down at a little over t, a day. t- .M. Jules Simon in 1 51 rmade an iii quiry into the atr dealine~ w ,i- I01.000 cases. and he calculated1 aaverage daily wages as about 1 V There were among~ the women c ir- cerned about I:000 earning less ti se 6d, a day, anid about 600 whose 't ne ings were alout 3f. Ten years Le the average earning of willions w svalued by M4. d'Hlaussonvi lie att 0 er f.. a day, and those o1 o~dinary sea 'd St eases at between 2.5f. and 3f. ,w~If all trades were takeni into escount the result was a little lower Iv ome trades were cruelly unduerpa especially sack making, at which mt than id. a day could not be earl even by, sixteen hoois' work, it Ilar'e establishmuents like the Lcou hairdly existed. -Lon d.n IDaily T, Sad 31emories. "1:adarm,." said the tramp, 't haci.a yer loaf of bread. I return unbrofien." *What's the matter?" "It brings back tooIiany sad nu Or*.es. I carnt tech it." * Does it," she asked gently, " o.u thinig o~f the bread your miot .ed to taker" - Jom 'I makes rue think wl I wu- doin' time on the roek-:Jle. Washingtan star.. SPRINKLES OF SPI * 4UMO!?OUS SELECTIONS FROM OUR EXCHANGES. ot he ir 'pokes of Preachers, Lawyers, Doctors, and to Editars-Sono of Them Very Dry and others Somewhat Juicy-They WiU Aid a Digeetion if Perused After bleals. The Voice of Sorrow. h I"Donti you sometimes feel the need Wef an outing?" said the affable old gentleman to the base-ball player. "Outing nothin'," replied the young man, who was evidently chadng unier recollections of recent events; "we's lucky to .:et our innin's with st uiupire."-Detroit Free Pres. No Applauding. Perhaps. Summer Girl (who had just con be luded a performance on the hotel e. p!ano)-Dear me! Hear the hand. e-lappin on the Torch. Favious Rnval-The mosqiuitces are so tLc I had to come in. -Exchange. A Dehcate Question. at -e(e-t -ats haelt- fcmay UU! 'I' t l lo y "I- d Y Cfailely (book keper)-When we .c are married, Ethel, thee deicatet i and aill never now work. Ethe' S.tyie 'wrte-Whose hands Judge. IAn Apartments. Country Child-People who live i an city lats have lots of company. , 59'pose. City Chid-N, indeed; it's to -awful lonely. -I1 &nut see how." ne sWhy, fofs won't ociate with the familes above 'em cause they ise be low 'em, and they can't 'suciate with ul the families below 'em becauase t ue'.s s eove em."--Good N ig es An Irish Bull in Auatraha utttmred in the course ot a scicn cd lecture given by an Australiaa, is worthy of a place in any collection Uf "bulls" Irish or otherwise: -All along the untrodden paths of the lpast we discern the footprints of a u.seen hand."-London Figarv. o c t Cause f Death. Id Perias one of the very oidet - monuments is the tablet of Farria Iotserhoa rs you ing toar o .nonr-shortein hourte- at te tield an ts n ~eis r~ - e eryIwihvn oa m a ater ourist-Wa tisereing: tesai' isuto thre aumsion uthe hou-e lotsCa-yoWnhae em asnt son as tl: emrgenuts - hrough?1' ath 'iend i- tey'ei ot ark cne an'te r -Thsai'dc ~h'm---PcC >n Laber-I an ctcWIr e rin? SiluU onou hav gais ties.A Wctr-Esei es at utan plumps iry t loo hause 2 ae oze kin h v eiberaa nvsoon ;s Inr sti'einghot July nightkad see -New :Maing it Eas. yo hould 1:k tims kno wh':e is are going toupa thatiai~ a t I a com heuire evrylay ind:r t ohe we ed '-tiiho Juayw uidit you bce. t. - 'aurc~iv. eywl.te -alevr atda.-L Febt I ct coe icr er -di er~ thew~: l- Vlashte--Thh, is a..t Sii-s Smiti:. it? 33iss Lovely-\,. it isn' am you kno'w it. M~nber-gL though: such a charming er't ire cu dn: ke l'ear such a c... *u ea nare --hv Not to C.o ut. . inl ay--is that lvel. Mr. Rivers -M. a marnedl uijair.' A n. to tlm AI a ike a.- v.i told re: Ad-- B" he 'a der or ed matrj my dear; w e . t he Tartars take a ..n by ttoe? -