The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, September 16, 1890, Image 4
The Pride of the Poor.
'Where'er I take my walks abroad,
How many poor I see '
There is the proverbial blind man at
every street corner, a vender of odd
things forever dogging your heels, a
little flower girl at your elbow when
ever you are in a hurry, and at night.
when the company have all dispersed,
there is a tramp at your back door,
Yet, thanks to a free government, an
inspired business sentiment, and a con
viction that all have equal opportunity
to strive, the poor of our country are
limited-very lunited, compared to the
destitute that exist under more despo
t~c flags.
But the beggar and the itinerant are
not the poor. They are tradespeople
following a profession to their own lik
ing-and since others do not strive for
it, they have a monopoly and make a
good thing out of it, too. No; these
are not the poor. The poor are in hid
ing. Their wants they never tell, un
less you make a bold search to find
them out. They pas you every day in
the street and unless you look ver
closely you iill not discover that then
clothes are poorer than yours. The
struggle and the pinching goes on in a
scantily supplied home, behind a ve
effectual screen. If the clothes M
stand a cursory glance, the shiny marks
of wear can be detected at a nearer i
viemfr If the tops of the boots will
match your own in decenty, the soles,
yo=may be sure, have holes, that let i
the poor proud *feet come once too
often in contact with the damp earth i
on storng days, and the case may be
followed to a consumptive patient on a
dying bed I
Not 6nly do the p.or hide in the A
busy haunts, but they alk side by sdo s
withyou in society A d you idever sus- C
pest it. You wonder why this or t'iat
member of a family is absent from an
expensive gathering. You talk with
the attending representative about it,
and with a smiling face you are treated
to some plausible excuse, v-hich of
course you swallow.
A small family of little girl-; attended
a Sunday School. Only one came at a
time. Upon being asked why they did
not all come together every Sunday,
one of thelittle ones blurted out: 'Be
tase we've only one dood f ock for us
all.'
She was a marvel to look at-a little
old lady in black with a close-fitting
bonnet edged with white. It is true
her dress was scant and showed a few
neat darns, but she looked so clean
and sweet, and had such a cheery smile
on her white thin face.
Oh! Come in, do. You look tired,
please stay here and rest.'
Only a look from the faded eyes, but
oh, so tender, as the tottering steps y
drew timidly near the welcome hearth. h
'There. Please take this chair; for
know from experenecs it is the easiest
the house. That's it. Now I will ri
d eyo a cup of tea; for 'm.sure you w
A little more bustle and fuss, an oc
casional brush across the eyes when
the old lady was not looking, and soon I
the little table of refreshment was
placed before the guest. Another of di
those tender looks, as she was enjoined B
to partake of what was before her.
Just then the dear opened. In came
someone who looked every inch a mis-,
tress. Ul
'Mary, who have you here?' G
Mary explained, but the explanation m
did not seem to satisfy. c
The poor old lady gave a startled
look in the direction of the mistress,
and then rose with a not unbecomin
w r oor,
Stay, where are you going2 - I want
you to have something to eat, especial- I
iy now it islaid for you l'
'Thank you, madam,' was the sweet ;a
but proud reply, 'but I could not eat it 1
now. Good day.'
She went out, but the thoughts that
troubled her were not harsh or bitter.
Inste4d, she was murmuring: 'Poor
Mary, poor girl! I shall be very much i
distressed if she gets into trouble
through me?'
A tramp entered a confectioner's II
store. The young lady behind .the
counter looked hard at the tattered .
coat, the dented, slouching hat, the 13
grizzled face, as he advauced and in
stantly made up her mind that he had
come begging.
'Sorry,' said she brusquely, 'but we
haven't anything to give you.'
Suirprise,anger,indigaton, all strg-I
gled for expression onthehardenedface, t
and theh lifting his head as proudly as a I
king, he said: 'Didn't ast yer. A S
penny cake, please,' and down went E
the money with a ring.
It is not always safe to judge by ap
pearances.
She lived in a very uncomfortable t
attic, where the sun poured down on
the roof day after day, and the showers 3
when the came seemed rather to scald
than cool
Stitch, stitch, stitch, day in, day
out, and only a bare living gained. A
knock at the door, an imperative,
y'pn plas, and in stepped a hiughty
'Is my dress finhed?'
''oMiss; 1 am very sorry, but I
have so much work on band, and it has
been very hot.' The needle was held I
suspended a moment, and the quiet a
face looked up worn and tired, as if to ?
emphasize the words.
'You promised it this evening, and if
I do not get it by eight, you may not
epet any more work from me.'
Tere was something unl-earable in
the tone, and the gentle seamstress
looked up quickly, while a slight blush
illumined her pale features. 'Very!.
well, madam. You remember I said it1
_ ~ would be fluished to-day or to-morrow.
I have done my best. You shall have
the dress to-morrow. Good evening.' j
She drew her small, emaciated figure
to its full height and ushered her visi
tor out with the air of an injured:
queen. t
But ere the door wwa well closed,
she dropped to the flber, a poor deso- .3
late heap. 'Mother, mother ! Why c
can't I die and come to you? They are'
all alike. And now she will not fend t
me any more work. But I cannot hear
it, if I starve. Oh G~d. have pity, and
take me!'
Yet in our glorious Repuolic man is f
equal. So we all say, and despite all t
*outsiders are ready' to say t> the 'ion
trary, we are gorig to stick to it. t
[The homelier the phrase here, the r
better. 1
We are to be pitied as well as the
street. arabs. Just thmnk of the draw
backs to our rose-hued plans for doing
good. At evening, in richly-carpeted ~
and softly-lighted rooms, fired with the
glow that a pretty story-just read
from one of our leading magazines
has left, we feel a poignant sympathy ~
with our less fortunate fellows. In 2
dreams we extend our hands, and I
bend smilingly over picturesque rags P
and dirt, and feel so satisfied about our a
ife: 'Oh I am so busy I am en
gaged 'A- company. rft Ettend to
the case later.' It is gp easy to iforget.
[t saves us the trouble of confessg
that our idle evening dreams will no?
stand the daylight.
'God helps those that help them
;e1ves.' You frequently use this ex
pr ession and feel juqtified in doing so.
Well, let your street arabs learn it.
'hey need to. But what are you go
ng to do about those that are strug
ing to help themselves.
2hee are the poor. As deserving
poor they should find the well-worn
?roverb, 'God helps eta,' true. Open
rour hearts to the poor who make no
arade of their poverty. Respect their
lelicate pride; it is the link that binds
;hem to this world. Use your brain to
d them, your sympathy to warm
hem, and your heart to love them.
What if you should be amon the
>roud poor yourselves some day! Tese
rery ones would be the first to help
rou from their slender means. Only
he heart and the character can make a
ustifiable distinction between men; for
re are all born equal.
Hfy coat is a coarse one, an' yours may be
une
Lud I mann drink water, while you may drink
wine;
tut we baith ha's a leal heart, unspotted to
shaw;
Ae gi'e me your hand,-we are brethren a'.
our mother has o'ed you as mithers can lo'e;
Ln' mine has done for me what mithers can do;
Ve are ane high an' laigh, an' we shouldna be
twa:
4e gl'e me your hand,-we are brethren a'.
7e love the same simmer day, sunny and fair;
lame! 0: how we love it, an' a' that are
there!
'rae the pure air of heaven the same life we
draw:
'me, gl'e me your hand,-we are brethren a'.
'rail shakin' auld age will soon come o'er us
baith,
a' creeping alang at his back will be death;
yne Into the same mither-yird we will fa:
ome, gi'e me your hand,-we are brethren a'.'
-Robert NicoU.
EDITOB.
THE DENOUEMENT?
Watch his expression as he reads;
See how he bends with bated breath
O'er some romance of wondrous deeds
Of mystery and awful death.
But, toward the bottom of the page
His eyes with suddewanger tend,
Ile sees-and snorts with helpless rago
The advertisement at the end.
FUN.
The man with a boil on his neck
ever borrows trouble; he has enough
E it.
Strange is slang. It is jtist when
yu "get on" to a thing that you
tumble."
Honor and shame from no condition
se. Some men were lowly born on
hom there are no Ries.
Jepson-"Why is it that men marry
idows?" Jobson-"They don't. It
the widows that marry them."
Johnny (watching his big brother
g' angle-worms for bait) -"I say,
ob, if a worm will catch a little fish,
ouldn't a snake catch a whopper?"
"Dear, said a- physician's wife as
ey sat in church, "there is Mrs.
oldburg sitting in a draft." "Never
hind," said her husband. "I will
sh that draft later on."
"Whar gwine, Sambo?" "Gwine
rt to testify." "What for?" .
n' 'greed to gib him a godcharac,
er for ha'f a dollar."
Mitress-"Bridget, do you know:
vhat all that crowd was on the corner
his morning?" Bridget-"Yis, mem.!
t was the police was a-taking a lady
o the joog. She had been fighting."
"Well, what do you think of the!
ew neighbors who have moved in
ext door, Mrs. Pryer?" "I haven't
ad a chance to form an opinion. They
iaven't had a washing day yet."
Since the Bridgeport girl ruined her
iws with chewing gum the manufact
irers of the "society quid" have been
orced to put out the following state
sent: "Our gum does not paralyze."
"I notice, Jennie," said one young
idy to another, "that you never lace
ight now." "No." "What's the
eason?" "Well, P've got a beau now,
n~d when he's squeezing me I wanm tc
ujoy its full effect."
An artist once gave a little supper;
t his studio, and he put on his invita
ions B. S. C. V. The letters puzzled
ome people. who found when they
rent to the -"oper that they meant:
'Bring some cold victuals."
"Where did you get that cake,
kunnie?" "Mother gave it to me."
'She's always a-giving you maore'n'
he does me." "Never mind. Harry;
he's going to put mustard plasters on
Ls to-night, and Il ask her to let you
ave the biggest."
Fond lover (after a long-delnved
roposal)--"Perhaps I have been >o
udden, darling." Darling girl(re
ainiug her composure with a mighty
ffort)-"Yes, George, it is very, very
udden, but" -and here she became
aint again-"it is not too sudden."
A seedy individual being told that
tis coat "looked as if it hadn't had a
lap in a dozen years," replied: "I beg
-our pardon, but this coat has been
ying in my wardrobe two and twenty
ears till to-day, and that's time enough
a' have had a good long nap."
"How do you do, Sam?" said a
olored gentleman to one of his cronica
Lie other day. "Why you no come t.
ee a feller? If I lib as near you as
oui do to me I'd come to see you ebery
ay." "De fack is," replied Sam,
my wife patch my trouserloons so all
pieces I 'shamed to go nowhiars."
"Young man," said the banker.
Ive decided that it's about time for
or me to put a check to your aspira
ons toward the harnd of my daughter."
Oh, thank you, sir. But wouldn't it
e better to wait till after we are mar
ied, then the check could come as a
redding present. It would save my
eelings a great deal."
A storekeeper was boasting in the
resence of a customer "that he could
scure a quarter of a pound of tea in a
nailer piece of paper than any othef
ian in the country." "Yes," said
edekiah Dryasdust, who chanced .-o
ear the remark, "and you'll put ,
hint of rum in a smaller bottle thaq
ny other man that I ever see, any.
TEE NG'S DUST.
-4ou shalt die," the priet said to the King
"Thou shalt vanish like tbi leaves of spring,
Like the dust ot any common thing
One day thou upon the winds shalt blow!"
"1%y, not so," the Kng said. "I shal stay
While the great sun In the sky makes day;
Heaven and earth, when I do, pass away.
In X3 y tomb I wait till all things go !"
Then the King died, And with myrrh an<
nard,
Washed with palm wine, swathed in line
hard,
Rolled in naphtha gum, and under guard
Of his steadfast tomb, they taid the King.
Century fled to century; still he lay
Whole as when they hid him first away
Sooth, the priest had nothing more to say,
He, It seemed, the King, knew everything.
One day armies, with tramp of doom,
Overthrew the hugh blocks of the tomb;
Arrowy sunbeams searched Its chambere
gloom,
Bedouins camped about the sand-blown spot
Little Arabs, answering to their name,
With a broken mummy fed the lame,
Then a wind among the ashes came,
Blew them lightly-and the King was not!
-St. Nicholas.
'empted to IlMurder.
Naturally I am a jealous man. Per.
haps it came from the fact that I was
a stray sheep -in the house that was
filled with my stepmother's children.
They were not content with their
mother's love, but exacted from my
father all the attention he had to be
stow upon the family and he was led
to believe me moody and sullen because
I resented this unequal division of
household duty and felt myself de
frauded out of my share in my father's
heart. Looking back upon my early
childhood, it does not seem strange
that I grew up with a great jealousy of
the caresses that were lavished freely
upon my younger brothers-the sons of
my stepmother. This, as I grew older,
deepened into a longing for a home of
my own, a love in which no other
human beingshould have a share.
When I had reached the age of
twenty-five these aims in life were
realized. I held an independent busi
ness position and my income was large
enough to suppgrt a wife and give her
a home in which she would be sur
rounded by every comfort that dainty
womanhood needs. Fortune had fa
vored me from the moment in which I
had stepped over the threshold of my
father's house, and now my stepmother
was loud in my praises and most
anxious the elder brother should also
push the fortunes of her "poor, dear
boys." She even put it to me tearfully
whether I had not better reTain un
married for their sakes and play the
art of the benevolent bachelor uncle
o their prospective children.
But I had other views in life. Un
nown to her I had fallen deeply in
ove with Ethel Templeton, a budding
elle of the pretty little interior city in
which we lived. Up to the time wh
t seventeen, she had made he~
iebut in society, I i
rho had excited . -seen no out1
ahniration on euethan ordinan
nome .my part, but from th<
? . was presented to stately
. usbome Ethel I vowed myself to her
heart and soul. My love was so grea
that I seemed rather to avoid than t<
court her, so fearful was I of fright
ening and losing her by a premature
outburst of. volcanic fires that raget
in my breast, and were with dif
fculty kept hidden under a calm exte
nor.
The circumstances of my early lifI
had made me extremely reticent.J
had no confidants as a byand as]
grew to manhood I made no boson
friend to whom I talked of myself.]
could not have done it if I had tried
for the habit of years of reticence was
upon me and could not be broken. Sc
no one guessed my passion for sweel
Ethel Templeton and no one ever yen
tured to speak to me about my atten
tons to her.
At last I spoke my love. We hai
been acquainted for a year and hei
eighteenth birthday had come. I hadl
been waiting for it, and in the morn
ig I sent to her home my offering o0
fowers with a note requesting that]
might have the favor of an interview~
in the afternoon. In the cosy little
library of her mother's home, with the
scent of June roses stealing in througi
the windows, I told Ethel Templetor
that I had loved her from the first mo
ment I had seen her. It was some
what of a surprise to the gentle girl,
though, with a woman's intuition, sh4
had always known that I had liked
her "passing well." When her mothel
came into the room shortly afterwards
Ethel's hand was in mine and bei
cheeks were as red as the roses at the
window. The mother only .lived foi
the daughter's happiness, and I lef1
the house the betrothed lover of Ethe]
Templeton.
Of course my step-mother did no'
like it. She said so with emphasis
but at last appeared to be resigned tc
the inevitable, and the family made
great deal of Ethel. This pleased me,
a'd. I was glad to see the oldest of thl
boys, my half brother Harry, who was
just six months older than my be
trothed, a frequcnt visitor at the house
In my new-born happiness I was will:
ig to forget the wretchedness anc
loneliness of the past.
One day my step-mother asked me
to take her out for a drive, and addet
that she wanted a chance to talk to m<
by myself. Her reQuest gave form t
suspicions that had been forming foi
some time in my mind that there were
sharp 'claws under the velvet of he]
touch. Yet I had no reason for any
fears and I only congratulated mnyseli
that I was finally free from her infin
ences. Perhaps my self-congratula
ton was premature.
I have never forgotten that ten-mile
rde through the misty October sun
shine to the little lake set like a dia
mond in the crown of the Farmingtor
kontains. Its memory comes back
to me with every recurring October
day that is its twin in beauty, but it
has been so softened since that no sting
is left in it.
"Frank," said my step-mother after
a while, "do you love Ethel so much
that you could not give her up? Dc
you think you are suited to her?
ould you not both be happier if you
should return to your old bachelor life
instead of trying to tie this young gir.1
down to your old-fashioned ways?"
A mazment kept me snpechlesa for
a momentand tb4 I quietly told her
that Ethel and Iloved each other and
were to be marrie at Christmas and
that I could not consent to any such
talk and should crtainly refuse to sub
mit to any questioning.
An ordinary woman would have been
quiet, but this one loved her brood
with the intense ferocity of a tiger cat
and was bound to make all other lives
that she could influence subordinate to
what she considered their best inter
ests. So, after a while, she said that
I must really forgive; that she only
spoke for my own good, because she
thought me too old in my ways, if not
in my years, for Ethel; that it would be
a pity for Ethel to find outhereafter that
she had made a mistake, and much
more of this sort. I clenched my teeth
and kept silence, saying to myself that
the drive would soon be ended.
Then my stepmother shot her last
arrow.
"Don't you think that Harry is much
better suited to Ethel than you are?
Everyone notices that she is much
brigbg and cheerier in his company
than V yours. Her little fortune
would be a help to him and you do not
need it; and, besides, I know that you
would not stand in the way of her
happiness," and here my stepmother
wiped her eyes gently, as if the tears
were coming in spite of herself.
"Do you mean to tell me that my
brother Harry loves Ethel and that she
would return his love if I released
her?"
"I mean to tell you nothing. I have
said only what I thought to be right.
The rest you can find out for yourself."
Not another word was spoken
throughout the drive, but my blood
was rapidly rising up to fever heat and
jealousy fired every fibre of my heart.
I spoke to no one except to give direc
tions about the horse and then sought
my own room to feed the fires of
jealousy until such time in the evening
as it was suitable to call at Ethel's
home, and when I started my brain
was that of a-moody madman.
There was a sound of music as I
neared the house, and when I entered t
'the parlor, unannounced as usual,
Ethel was seated at the piano playing I
an accompaniment while Harry sang
an old-fashioned love ballad. They A
were a handsome couple, I could see
that at a glance, and well matched
physically, and my jealous imagination
supplied all the rest. His attitude was
love-like, and she-I dared not look at
her, I retreated softly out of the room
and went to the library and sat there
listening to the light catches of laugh
ter that came from the other room.
They were having a happy hour g
together and evidently did not miss
me.
At last they went to the outer door I
together, lingered there a moment
too long, I thought-and then Ethel
came slowly and thoughtfully toward
the library. What was she thinking t
about, I wondered, that made her step
so slow? Was she planning how to be
"off with the old love" before she wast
"on with thes new?" c
iny, Frank, when did you come
In?" was my darling's glad greeting.
As she 'came towards me with both
lands outstretched and a happy smile
1on her lips, she suddenly. -stopped and.
cried amusingly, "what, is the matter?
What makes you look like that?"
The demon of jealousy .which had
been at work in my heart all the eve
ning hadr= iast emastered me.
Irage disto'rted everything and eveasthe
sweet face before me could not calm
- the storm. I rose to my feet and put
-forth one repelling hand.
"Ethel-before we go any, farther
you must answer me one question. Do
you love me, or has my brother Harry
usurped my place? My stepmother
todme today that I was tooold and
grave for you and that you preferred
my brother's society-but I gave no
Icredence to it until I stood in the parlor
tonight and heard your new lover
singing a love ditty to you. Answer
- me-are you true to your promise to
me, or do you love him?"
The face of my betrothed seemed to
iturn to marble as I spoke and her
form grew statelier with indignan~t
wrath. No one but a madman would
have persisted in the terrible mistake
that I was making.
"Go!" was all the reply she made.
"I have no explanation to make to
the man who has doubted my word."
Her hand pointed to the door, and
though it was ng -;et too late for re
pentance I passed out into the darkness
insane with jealously.,
Five years passed before I saw again
the face of Ethel Templeton. Imme
diately after our engagement was
broken off I had sold out my business
and gone to one of the great Atlantie
cities. My stepmother wrote to ine
Ifrom time to time, and seldoin without
alluding to the prospects of Harry's
marriage, and at last she announced it
as a fixed fact. Determined not to be
looked upon as a rejected swain, I
made swift courtship to a pretty, friv
olous butterfly of fashion, whose alli
'ance was supposed to be a step in
social advance for me, and we were
speedily married. Then I went to
Europe with my wealthy wife andI
Imade a tour of the continent as befitted
a fashionable couple.
It was on a steamship returning
from Liverpool to New York that I
saw Ethel after our long separation.
A little statelier, a trifie thinner, sheI
was still Ethel Templeton. We met
,as strangers and I dared not question
the friends who were escorting her,
but my heart gave a leap of joy when
I heard she was yet unmarried. The
next moment I knew how I had ship
wrecked my life and what an idiot I
had been to listen to the stories of a
woman whose only thought was to
make me a tool for the advancement
of her sons.
No one can yet hear without a thrill
of horror the dletails of the collision in
mid-ocean which sent the goad ship
Cleopatra on which we were embark
ed to a midnight grave. A great
crash was followed by* one prolonged
shriek from hundreds of terrified souls,
and then came the panic of crew and
passengers, the lowering of boats and
rafts into the tempestuous abysses of
the sea, death in the darkness of the
waves, cries for help that might have
rent heaven, a sudden lurch and
plunge and the final disappearance of
the sorely wounded vessel under the
surging waters.
IEthel, my wife and I were in one
of the boats when the steamer went|
down .a the eddis caused br th
NA
final plunge siapod the boat and
threw us all into the sea. It was the
work of a moment to swim to a crosw
tree that was floating near, and as
soon as I found myself in safety I
turned to find the arms of Ethel and
my wife stretched out tome as they
battled with the devouring waves.
Which should I take? I knew in that
supreme moment that I still loved
Ethel and had never loved another, and
that my wife had always been a stran
ger to my heart. Love prompted me
to save Ethel at any cost.
Never was man so sorely tempted as
I was in that moment of time which
seemed to stretch out to eternity while
the temptation lasted. I knew that I
should be virtually a murderer if I let
my wife go down to death; but ah,
how could I abandon the woman to
whom I cried aloud "Ethel " and she
smiledeveninthe agonyof death. Then,
with arms inspired to duty by her, I
drew my wife up on the crosstree and
for the first time in my life I fainted
dead away. I looked around me as I
recovered, and there was Ethel, saved
by other hands. I called to my wife,
but there was no reply. She had been
wept away by another wave while they
were lashing me to our temporary raft
and trying to restore me to life.
That was five years ago, for the last
three years Ethel has been my wife.
She forgave me readily when I knelt
t her feet and asked forgiveness.
[ndeed, she forgave me as soon as she
hed learned, as she did when Harry
bad been persuaded by his mother to
ffer himself to Ethel, and in so doing
iad let the cat out of the bag, how I
iad been made the victim of her am
bitious schemes for her eldest born.
he had always loved me, she said, and
oould never have married any but her
irst and only love.
Our married life has no clouds.
3ut there is one secret which I have
tlways kept from my wife-how near
y I was tempted to mu er when her
vhite hands were lifted imploringly to
ne from the waves of the Atlantic and
knew that If I left those other hands
hat bore a wedding ring to sink under
he waters I would be free to win
Ethel back.
Let me add that I have ceased to be
jealous man.
Why Minnie Could Not Sleep.
She sat up in bed. The curtain was
Irawn up, and she saw. the moon, and
t looked as if it were laughing at her.
'You needn't look at me, Moon," she
aid, "you don't know about it, you
an't see in the day-time. Besides, I
6m going to sleep."
She lay down and tried to go to sleep.
er clock on the mantle went "tick
ock, tick-tock." She generally liked
o hear it. But to-night it sounded just
a if it said: "I know, I know, I know."
'You don't know either," said Minnie,
opening her eyes wide. "You weren't
here, you old thing! you were up
tair."
Her loud voice ok.tpro1E
ook his ha r
-r~"ina's awick
ed stor, you naughty bird!" said Min
nie. "You were in GrTandmia's room,
so now!" Then Minnie tried to go to
sleep again. She lay down and count
ed white sheep, just as grandma said
she did when she couldn't sleep. But
there was a big him? in her throat.
"Oh I wish I hadn't.'
Pretty soon there came a very soft
patter of four little feet,.and her puss7y
was very quer
a if pussy sad "I know. 1_know."
"Yes, you do know, Xitty," said Min
nie, and then she threw her arms
around Kitty's neck and cried bitterly.
-mamma!"
Mamma oi-ened her arms when she
saw the little weeping girl coming,
and then Minnie told her miserable
story. "I was awf1ul naughty, mamma,
but I did want the custard pie so bad,
and so I ate It up, 'me'st a whole pie,
and then, I-1-0, I (:on't want to tell,
but s'pect I must, I shut Kitty in the
pantrto make you think she did it.
Butlm truly sorry, mamma." Then
Mamma told Minnie she had known all
about it. But she bad hoped that her
little daughter would be brave enough
to tell her all about it herself. "But,
mamma," she asked, "how did you
know it wasn't Kitty?" "Because
Kitty would never have loft a spoon in
the pie," replied mamma, smilig.
Kentuck.y Church4 Chronicle.
A Cat Commits Suicide.
A tabby cat belonging to the family
of David B. Paul, Waliingford, is re
ported to have committed suicide
while grieving over the loss of her
family of five kittens that had been
drowned in order to keep down the
cat population. When the old cat
missed her offspring she went tearing
over the house, showing her great dis
tress by loud mewing. Failing to find
the kittens after a long search she
went up to the third story and deliber
ately jumped out on the porch roof
below. When picked up old tabby
wa dead, her neck being broken in the
fall.
An Old Book.
"Where Have You Been?" is the title
of a sketch by Kate Thompson which
has just been published in England.
The main merit of the story consists
in the fact that it is written entirely
without the word "and." The scene
is laid at a place called Kent College,
where young ladies and gntlemen are
trained in a course of sesthetic lectures,
delivered by a professor who turns
)ut to be a scamp, and makes love to
his pupils, running away with one of
them.
Young Girl (at fortune-teller's
"What! I'm going to marry a pom
man and have seventeen children! It's
outrageous! My friend Sarah had
her fortune told her, and you said she
was to marry a millionaire and live on
Fifth avenue. Here's your quarter."
Fortune-teller, with dignity-"Yorr
friend Sarah got a fifty-cent fortune,
miss."
"Hans," said one German to another
in the streets of Frankfort, "what are
you crying about?" "I'm crying be
cause the great Rothschild is dead,"
was the reply. "And why should
you cry about that?" was the further
query. '-He was no relation of yours,
was he ?" "No," was the answer,
half smothered in sobs, "no relation
at ll, u'J thot's just what T am cry.'
FOUND THE DIAMONDS
HOW A TURKISH DETE sE R
COVERED STOLEN JEWELS.
e Poses as a Merchant and Invokei
the Aid of a Tribe of Turcomans.
Some years ago the diamonds of the
Austrian Ambassador at Constanti
nople were stolen from her toilet table.
A large reward was offered for their
recovery, and Dindar, one of the
secret police-agents of the Grand
Vizier, was given the case. In the
course of a week Dindar got a clue
to the perpetrators of the robbery,
The plunderers were numerous; and
as the jewels could not be sold withoui
great risk of detection in Constanti
nople, they had resolved to carry them
for sale to Teheran, where they had no
doubt of finding a ready market.
Dindar found out their intended
route, and on the arrivals of the rascals
at Kars, a respectable merchant from
Koordistan, in a high cap of black
sheepskin and a huge robe, entered
their caravanserai, and very dexter
ously managed to extract from them,
in the course of conversation, an
avowal that they had diamonds for
sale. For these the pretended mer
chant, who was no other than Dindar
himself, offered to give a handsome
price, and thus save them the trouble
of continuing their journey to the
capital of Persia. After a great deal
of bargaining, the robbers agreed to
sell the jewels for 90,000 piastres, or
?900 sterling; and, with apparent
reluctance and hesitation, the merchant
produced a teavy leathern bag and
counted out the sum in silver beschliks.
The money was some counterfeit coin
manufactured in England or Russia by
a gang of coiners.
The robbers left Kars joyfully on
their homeward route. At their Arst
halting place, however, some of the
more wary began to suspect the accom
modating merchant who had so oppor
tunely interposed to save them the
weary ride to Teheran. At any rate,
the thieves examined the contents of
the money-bag, and soon discovered
the beschliks to be spurious imitations.
The gang returned at full speed to
Kars, found the treacherous merchant
quietly smoking his chibouque in the
caravanserai, furiously accused him,
deprived him of the briliants which
he had so unjustly obtained, beat him
severely with brindles and belts, and
pipe-sticks, with the full and unquali
lied approbation of the bystanders,
and, finally, only abstained from drag
ing him before the Cadi from the fear
that some of the party might be un
pleasantly familiar to the myrmidons
or magistrates of Kars. Having thus
regained possession of the diamonds,
they hastened on to Teheran.
A fresh plan was soon formed, and
~Dindar mounted his horse and rode as
*f is possible on the road toward
Persia, aid by seeking a little unfre
quented pass in the mountain range
had the gratifican of arriving before
the robbers.
j was some time before he encoun
tered a band of nomads fit for the
psipose he had in view. At last he
ariived among a tribe of Turcomans,
,people, brave, hospitable and' faith
Ad, but with exceedingly medissval
-ofditright's ouopetv- .To
the'ehieftain of this horde, Sultan
Moorad, Dindar told a plaintive tale of
wrong and violence. He had been
cheated out of the price of a set of
superb jewels which he had sold to
.some Kaffrs of merchants at Kars.
The unbelieving dogs, rank heretics, as
well as the swindlers, had taken away
the money they had paid him for the
diamonds by force after he had given
his receipt; and when he complained
at the footstool of justice, the Cadi of
Kars, that son of a burnt father, and
grandsire of asses had taken a bribe
from the thieves to apply the bamboo
to Dindar, and to drive him with blows
from the court. Whereupon there
had remained no other resource to thE
ill treated and disconsolate Dindar
than to prostrate himself in the dust
of the Turcoman encailipment; and to
adjure the brave and victorious Sultan
Moorad, before whom the universe
trembled, to put himself at the head
of his lion-eating warriors, and sur
prise the robbers on their road to
Teheran. Dindar added, that besides
the diamonds, the rascals had taken
90,000 piastres in silver in their pos
session, and that he should be content
with the restitution of the gems, leav
ing the money to his faithful ally,
whom he finally implored by the beard
of his father and the salt of his hospi
tality, to protect and avenge him.
The Turcoman chief sympathised
with the wronged and injured Dindar,
and his eyes sparkled at the mention
of the piastres. He agreed to pnns
Dindar's enemies, and to restore him
the gems; and forthwith plucked his
spear from the ground, where. it was
planted before his tent, mounted his
steed, which had borne-him on many a
day of battle, and called around him
his young men, who mustered gladly
at the first announcement of a foray.
To the dismay and astonishment of
the Stamiboul thlieves, as they emerged
from the intricate passes of the moun
tains into the open plains they were
charged by an overwhelming force of
Turcoman cavalry. Half of their
number fell beneath the scimitars and
lances of Sultan Moorad and his fol
lowers; and the survivors, having been
stripped and plundered, were detained
in a state of slavery among the wild
horde. As for Dindar, the chief kept
his word most faithfully. The dia
monds was given up to the wily thief
taker, who returned forthwith to Con
stantinople, restored the jewels to the
Ambassadress, and duly claimed and
received the reward. The Turcoman
chief was content with the counterfeit
comn.
Strange Kesmeric Phenomenen.
The, following strange meemeric
story appears in L.ucifer, the magazine
of the Theosophists, edited by H. P.
Blavatsky: "I will tell you now a
strange case. You remember, perhips,
that for over five years before my comn
ing to meet von in Paris (1884) I suf
fered almost constantly from a violent
pain in my right arm. Whether it
was rheumatism, neuralgia or anothing
else, I do not know, but besides great
physical pain, I felt my arm becoming
wit every day more powerless, so that
when rising froi sleep I could ard? ly
lift or even move it. This made me
dread final paralysis. Then I went to
laris. You also remember the little
old gentleman called M. Evette, the
mezmerizer, who tried to cure you br
magnetism, only without any results.
It was you, I believe, who suggested
that he should try to cure my arm of
the pain I was suffering from, and you
will remember also that from the even
iny when he first tried a few passes
from the right shoulder downward I
felt better. Then he visited us regu
larly every day for some time, and
never failed to mezmerize my arm.
After five or six seances my'arm was
entirely cured, all pain had disappear
ed, its weakness also, to such an extent
that my right arm suddenly became
stronger than my left one, which had
never given me any trouble. Soon
after we parted. Ireturned to Odessa,
and itever feeling any pain in that arm
from that date to this New Year'sDay,
i. e., during the four and a half years,
I very soon lost every remembrance of
my past suffering.
"Ent lo, and Yehold! On January
1st, 1889, I suddenly felt with dismay
that my right arm was again paining
me. At firt I paid no great attention
to it, thinking it would soon pass over.
But the pain remained; my arm began
once more to feel half-paralyzed, when
finally I found it in just the same con
dition as it had been nearly five years
before. Still, I hoped that it was but
a slight cold which would disappear in
time. It did-not, however, but became
worse. My disillusion as to the po
tency of magnetism was a complete
and very disagreeable one, I assure
you. I had labored under the impres
sion that magnetism cured once for
all, and found to my bitter regret that
inmy case it had lasted only four and.
a half years! . . .
"Thus I went on suffering till-tha
end of the month, when ohe day I re
ceived the January number of the
Revue Spirite, which I go on subscrib
ing for now, as I did before. I began
to look it through, when suddenly,
under the title of "Obituary Notices,"
my eye caught these lines: 'Le 15 Jan
vier courant, on portait en terre la
depouille mortelle de M. Henri Evette,
magnetiseur puissant.' (On January
15th were buried the mortal remainsof
Mr. Henry Evette, a powerful mes
merizer.) I felt sorry for the good
old man, evidently the same that we
have known, when suddenly a thought
struck me. Japuary 15 new style,
means with ia January Sd in
Russia. If he was buried on that
date, then he must have died on Jan
uary 1st, or- thereabouts, since in
France, as elsewhere, people are rarely
buried before the third day after their
death. He must have died, then, on
New Year's day, precisely on that day
when the long-forgotten pain had re
turned into the arm he had so success
fully cured some years before! What
an extraordinaryoccurrence! Ithouglit.
I was thunderstruck, as it could never
be a simple coincidence. How shall
we explain this? Would it not mean
that the mesmeric passes had left inmy
arm some invisible particles of a cair
ative fluid which bad prevented the
return of pain, and had been, in short,
conducive to ahealthy circulation in it,
hence of a healthy state, so far?a But
that on the day of the - -eie'
death-who knows? perhaps, atth
very hour-these mysterious particle.%
suddenly-.left me!- -Whither hsive A--.
thi no ieessstrprwIa
Have they run away like dsserters, or -
simply disappeared, because the ~vitak
pod9er which had'fixed them Into my
arm was broken? Whocea tell? I
would if I could have some experi
enced mesmerizer, or those who know
about it, answer me and. suggest an
explanation. Does any one know of
cetees where the death of the mesmer
izer causes the diseases cured by him to
return in their former shape to the
patients who survive him, or whether
it is anunheard-of case? Is it a com
mon law, or an exceptional event? It
does seem to me that this case with my
arm is a very remarkable and suggst
lye one in the domain of magnetic
cures.I
Joaquin Killer's Western Home. ~
A slender, sparely built man, well
along in years, with long, yellowish
white hair that lay on his shoulders in -
curls, sat for a long time in front of
the Leland Hotel, Chicago. He was
dressed in black, moderately well worn
and not of the latest cut. At his
throat a loose white neck scarf
was negligently caughtover a diamond
collar-button. On one of his fingers
glistened a large, brilliant yellow dia
mond that was in strange contrast to
the seamed and tanned hand. In
speaking of his home in California, he ~
said: " Itis a terrestrial paradise. I
shall live there until I die. You know
I went there by almost an accident,
but it brought me satisfaction andeven
fortune, for Iam arich man at last.
Three years ago, when I went out to
California with Col. Howard and Mr.
Sutro, we arranged to plant a- little
Island off San Diego with trees. We
had hardly done so when fire killed
them. Then I went to San Francisco
and bought my little tract of ground in
the mountains. It is two miles from
Oakland, and 750 feet above the ocean.
For 200 acreslIpaid from $50 to $75
per acre, and now they want to buy
it for town lots. I am really rich, but
I have worked hard," and the Western
poet glanced at his hardened hands.
" It is 'py philosophy. It Is the founda
tion of my latest and longest work,
' The life of Christ.' He breaks least
commandments who lives by the sweat
of his brow. In three years I have
planted 15,000 trees. I thought it ,
would take me only a short time, but I
am still at it, and I and my
mother shall always live among them."
The Latest Thing Abroad.
The latest thing in fashion for men
in England is known as the Americani
shoulder. It consists of a coat padded
at the shoulders in a manndr quite un
ique. Pieces of lead of quite an im
posing size are employed in the pro
cess, and when the dude is properly
"fixed up" he appears with a sort of
epaulet arrangement, calculated to
transfix the gaze of the less enlight- i'
ened observer. The "American -i
shoulder" is only just coming into
vogue, but it was decidedly conspic
uous in Piccadilly, London, last Sun
day afternoon. A London tailor says
that he is putting twelve ounces of
lead into some of his "padding"
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