The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, March 18, 1890, Image 4
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~pstifrte Gs ericaT prmn
- ~ ~ fod , company, decla
4'~~ i-lie wo-ld if I we -
heX and Z.ofces!"
"Why," asked her friend,
ethat the Oiei s fully as g;.
a ' she -cuiexpect to hold.
S Bcauserve started out wrong.
SIw beg&R that T old
be osociable terms the
men in theoe, and have nice, easy
times witbthem sa we workedtogether
day by day Bt oh, it hasn't:turne s
out as I thought it would,at all" They
ta n: airi alsp-you.rhthe c
backkin. of way that. humiliates me fo
1*- e come in the morning they"
sy, Menne,e. what have: you got that a
ti"thinga around yor neck-for?' or they pl
ask;Ididn' forgetsome of my hair: fa
S p ns. ennwhe trytoresent it, they.
alyingh atme. I am fairly degradj ,
. ed.=.my own e and I.ecan't help it .
e because I've out wrong." +
There is a:lesson here. for the vast
- army of iifs and young women who i
are priiile9ed under, our liberal re- tb
,qe:nirs o o ut into the world ti
and earn ther own living. t
S itishard ori agifrl who has lived a In
free snt4ncoistrained life at home,'. ag
t8nnin .mt8-Ifiends, usually{ ilt
in-her mo er's presence, and alway
with her anction, to realize that thei
sainenlieatmosphefe should not
She does,_ot#t,aieF'into-seaeunt that "
- sie has not the acenstomed backg
of home and parets to contenance e
innocent gayety. The proverbial inch a
is given, an&dthe - *Rtaken, and, oftenj
when it is 'too late, she finds that the;
charmed cirple' o. womanly sanctity, th,
which is every girl's birthright, is trod-, of
dendow aniobliterated th
-:Her.nameis -bandied from one pair th
of ,manine lips='to another, her ac -th
Lions openly commented on- the details t
of her dress discussed. She finds her; ot
self trea tedas.asort of anomalous cread he
Mure, not a man, and not commanding se
the. respect and deference due a woman. -
It is innsfrousiand huniliating and b
~ance allowed, 1s nearly irremediable b
Girls, earn your independence, if
you must, of will; go as wage-earner ar
atotheoica: or the.shop, but carry. an
wt you that sweet .and.womanly re- su
-seave which is at :once your charm and se
your safeguard. Be sure =that you ex;
start out right." D
sul
Fdw .am in Ntkerlands-India.- th;
___ T f A tates that search tor ba
petroleum alon~gthe banks of.the epan
River, in.Langkat, has resulted in the ma
discovery of=aar:deposits of that oil. PDr
Ra rpetroleum oozes out of the ground foi
at manpl wfberethe natives have eri
consequently dug pits. The output'
fromnostof the latter has .never been :.F
oasiderable. and shows fluctuation -
At1el agar, Tu :ggal,where the boring I
reached a-depth:of about 350 feet, more -
1mportareslts'have been arrived at.
Appearances indicate that the main res- th<
rvoir has been tapped there. -The oil ou
-~ wiith Iufhe otherpits and deposits'
o have fbud ni wary'above c
-hat -storing place. The1
-'ceut of lampoi
not- contain
* - -'t- era adva
Y-~ --~ ' . ~ n'.. deph
~ -~&~Lie move
4 Is produced,d
~ ~- shrillness= with the
us; Thus the house
zj "produces 'the sound F, vi-p
its wings 20,103) times -a minute,
or 335 times a second, and the bee, g
-which.makes a sound of A, as many as
26,400 times, or- 40 times a second. On
Athe contrary, a tiredebee hums on E, C
aid&thei-efore, according to theor, vi- e'
britie its wingst only 330 tunes a sec- ii
oiid. Marcy has succeeded ln- confirm- ti
ing- these numbers graphically. He ii
fi ", xed a fly so that the tip of the wing a:
jusLk touched a cylinder which was ce
mncied by clockwork. Each strokg of s1
the ing caused a mark, of course very el
sli- gh at~. still quite perceptible,- and ::
- he. thus showed that- there were actu- s<
stroks in a second, agreeing ri
-. - - ~ ;- 'xactly with the number infer- a:
- m the note produced. - f
" ts are removed simply by taking LI
r'piece of thick clean -blotting V
making a hole ii. it just large e
to fit snugly around the wart.,
Sthe ware to pass through the
- . the blotter, ther by using a
- ean stick- of wood abut t,he
match and dipping It into a
- ' ) Squibb's No. 1 impure car.,I
ad, not diluted, and touching
of the wart with the stick, r
a very small drop or particle of j
-the blotter- absorbing the sur
-and preventing Injury to the n
-. *~- n outside of the wart, thend
'the blotter, the acid cansing
.) - o turn to a whitish hue and
l ays to disappear forever. One
chesof the acid at the first
1are sufficient for a small-n
-''-- ~ ~eome unwholesome
when-kept in refrigerators; a fungus
forms tn themi which is easdly found b
the microscop, although it is not no
ticeable to the taste. This fungus con-b
stitutes a danger when we consider
how many eggs are consumed by all
classes of society, and people of delicate ~
constitutions ought to be particularly q
careTnl' that they eat fresh, and not
kept, eggs.p
A fact which Is welt worth knowing, e
especially in the winter, is that the for- g
mnatino of steam on glass is prevented e
- by atbthn-coat of glycerine on both t
-' sides ofthe glass. This is very use
-- ful knowledge for sailors, and also for
surveyors who have to use their lnstru- t
ments in foggy weather.
Mrs. G.-I hope you will excuse my t
husband for not attending your b -oth- a
-er'. funeral.
Mirs. G.-1o; but he had one of his V
silly fits on, and then he would laugh c
ifyou shoved a gs bill athim1. s
as to Please.-Tramnp-HIaven't
you got something for me to do?d
Farmer-No, I guess not. There is
notinuch work.iust now.p
Tramp-I don't need mnucb. You
JW would be surprised to- see with how
little work I gould worry along.
Lord Tennyson is writtng an elegiac t
ou,Bobert Browning. -
E-CO. o1WE T of the Ctivatot
-- sodfor the first time in
en a square acre of- sandy
. -.jpg twenty loads of coal
lt, htly Manuring it with
.-d manure, turning the whole
:and seeding td clover.
lEN fattening.gespglve a mixture
and wheat. They should also
the cooked mess twice a day, con
stin of potatoes, turnips. chopped
over,cabbage and onions, as green
od is essential. Add a quantity of
It, and do not overlook the water.
G. W. DMA REE, commenting on the
mparative merits of artificial comb
undation and foundation made by the
es,usya: "Use comb foundation, by
1 means. In my locality, to set the
es to building their combs in the sur
us cases, with view to obtain combs
r extracting, would be the worst sort
management. The foundation will
y 200 per cent, on the investment the
st season."
FuEcHsus may be wintered very
ell in a dark cellar, if it is dry, so
at the plants do not mold. Late in
e fall withhold water gradually until
e leaves drop off, then put them away
this dormant condition, bringing out
an in March or as early as Is feas
Le.
CLiGSTONE peaches sell just about
well as freestones if properly hand
L They grow better, _handle better,
ip better and ara always better flav
ed. After people learn ho*ito get
em off the stones they prefer them,
id E. A. Riehl before a meeting of an
linois horticultural society.
THE foundation of nearly all the ills
at beset the dairyman is the buying
,his dairy -cows instead -of raising
em. To buy a cow is to buy some
ing on trial. No dairyman can judge
the merits of a cow until he has
ted=her-yield of milk. Cows 'from
lier sources also bring disease in the
rd. Abortion, which is the most
ious drawback to dairying, is contag
is, and may be introduced in a herd
some cows brought from elsewhere.
A. NEW by-product of the dairy is
nounced. It is called "lactoserin,"
d is a Swedish invention, or the re
It of such.invention, the same as the
prator and extractor. It has been
amined by the editor of the Ameriran
ziryran, who appears to think it a
ccess. It is nothing more nor less
in skimmed mil' made dry and then
ked to a yellowish brown color. It
said-to-ha-ve-beest estec n-thei-e
in hospitals where it was not only.
mounced wholesome, but to be good
infants, and to have curative prop
ies. We await developments.
LAST spring, says the ew England
rmer, we receive from the Agrlcui
ul Department a package of a new
.iety of bean, claimed to be some
ng "wonderful." 'The beans, their
iaga and blossoms, are the same as
se of the old-fashioned "posy" bean
r grandmothers used to plant in their
wver gardens, and as such we .should
isider thema valuable acquisition for
ieral cultivation.
EO THE B~EINNEns.--To the novice
poultry raising 1 would make the
lowing suggestions:
L. Have all plans as well matured
.pIbebefore c6mmencing the'
~'w~c llyif t -is on a large
4nstruct oenntputry
$tsliall be warm anid dry-in
; easily ventilated in summer.
3.select for general farm use not
ore than two or three differentbreeeds
fowls.'..'
4. Feedregularly and liberally, but
> not overfeed. Give plenty of fresh
ater and good range in summer.
5. Do not overcrowd. Fowls need
enty of' room.
6. Keep In separate apartments if
wls are very numerous.
THE ECONoMY OF FEEDING CUT
oInx STALKs TO Cows. -There is an
tormous loss of food that could be
tilized and saved by proper prepara
on. Professor Henry, of Wisconsin,
ho bh given this matter his attention
id observation, states that by feeding
>rn stalks to cows, first cutting the
aiks, a saving of from 9 to '40 per
mn. can be effected. As corn stalks
ae considered of but hittle -value on
me farnis, the percentage mentioned
presents a loss thdt the farmer cannot
!ord to bear. The silo enab'es the
armer to avoid thistloss, but as the silo
not In general use only a portion of
ie farmners.arebenefited by its capacity
>store the corn fodder, and keep it in
)mditionl for stock.
TirE FOD'DER CUiTTER.-It is the
dder cntter that effects the saving,
id even with the use of the silo the
itter must be brought into operation
Is the preparation of the ensilage,
sfore being placed in the silo, that
inders it palatable to stock as mut~h as
s succulent condition, and the farmer
ho has no silo can at least perform the
acessary labor of cutting the corn fod
~r, and thereby assisting the stock to
ore readily eat and digest it owing to
s finer condition, The labor of cut
ng the food is a factor in the expense
be considered, but where there are a
amber of cows to be fed the cuttei
iould be operated with steam or horse
>wer, so as to economize the cost.j
FoRcE OF HA3IT IN ANMrALs.
fraughs nmmals should never be taxed
eyond their -strength. Balky -teams
ave almost invariably been made so by
rerloading or bad dlrivmig. It should
a remembered that animals have good
iemories and the habit of doing over
gain what they have done before.
'he horse of the butcher or the milk
ian come to a full stop in the right
laces in his daily rounds from the
,rce of habit. He has been accustom
I stop there. Hie remembers it and
~ops again. This very faculty, how
ver, is one that often gives his owner
ouble. When a horse stalls at a bad
Lace in the road, and after repeated
rhippings is unable to pull out until
ie most of his load has been thrown
&, he must be an exceptionably' good
orse if he does not balk there tbe next
me, even with a light .load. When
horse stops at the foot of. a hill and
ifuses to go further, it may be set
own as certain that lhe has had trouble
iere before, and remembers It. Oc
isionally a horse has been so badl1y
,oiled by heavy loads and inhuman
eatment while g.oing up hill that he
rill Instinctively stop at the foot of a
eclivity he has never seen before.
ROOTS of all kinds are better kept it
its than in cellars, where they are ex
osed to currents of air, says the Amery
um Cultivator, which recommnends,
!so, that some earth be mixed wIth
dem to fill the spaces and thus prevent
be evaporation that usually makes
uam dry and tasteless before spring.
J An r Dngera of the "GetI.
tTom m rhesda Jo am a 5,..q
"Bon paers facetiously remari ;that
'La Grippe;s seldomiaal-unless -yotuse all
the-emeiisrecommeainedfort' Theyara
correct. The writer fully believes that the
end of the poor 'grip' victim, if he tried all
the patent medicines that have adorned (3
the pages of our leading newspapers as 'sure
curesfor La Grippe, wduld be like Mar.k
Twain, whofoi his famous cold triel every
remedy advised by friends, until hilsstomach
became so weak he began to vomit, aii'
continued until, as he avers, 'he was like to
throw up his immortalsouL' We notic3 one
of the leading advertisera of the day has
been conspicuous.at this opportune tinby -
the absence of any claim to cure the 'grip.'
They certainly deserve a 'chromo,' and we
feel like giving them a free 'ad' for their
compassion upon our readers. The.more so
for the reason that probably more peopls
have used theirremedy, that good old family
medicine, Johnson's Anodyne Liniment, for
this foreign iiffuenza, their all others com
bined. And why not? Certainly no other
will relieve catarrhal colds, coughs, bron
chial troubles, orneuralgic pains, as prompt.
ly as that same old Anodyne Liniment, and
the above are all symptoms or resultsof La
Grippe. Herein lies the real after dangers
from this epidemic of influenza; it leaves the
mucous membraneinings of the nose, throat
and bronchial tubes tender' and very suscep
tible to the catarrh, bronchial troubles and
pneummnia, which come with' February and
March in our northern climate. We shall
still pin our faith to a remedy (for this after
trouble) which acts promptly to allay in
flammation; for therein lies the chief danger
fromthroat and lung troubles. -And surely
a-remedy that has the friends that Johnson's
Anodyne Liniment as after /eighty years'
trial by a critical publiO ana-has been used
for the 'grip' more extensively than all the
advertised remedies, deserves, as we said, a
medal, andhas before it we hope a prosper
ous year as an octogenarian."
JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT WAs
Oft GINArDB AN OLD FAMSLY PfYstcrAN,
is 1W1O.-AlLwho buy direct from us, and re
quest ir, shalt. receive a certifcate that the
money shall be reafuiided'if not satisfied. Re
tail price, sent by. mail, post-paid.35 cents.
Six bottles, 'express-pre-ptud to any part of
the United States z"utyalso paid to Canada.
If your nearest druggist or general storekeep.
er does not keep Johuson's Anodyne Liniment,
urge him to t it for you. It he will not,
send tous. us, not fail to send for our pamph.
Ier.-I. . Jouseos & Co.. 23 Custom Houso St,
Boston. Mass. -
HOUSEHOLD
GRILLED LAMB.-Put a shoulder
of lamb over the fire in boiling water.
Whenit has boiled for 2 or 3minutes,
durIng-which time you have skimmed
it carefully, put where it, will just sim
mer slowly for three-quarters of an
hour, then take it out. and sash or
score j..across with a sharp knife, both
ways, making the cuts about an inch
apart, and :leep enough to reach.jearly.
t the bone. Have some bread crumbs
mixed with salt, pepper, parsley and a
little thyme and marjoram. Brush
the beaten yolk of an egg over the
scored lamb, and sprinkle the crumbs
upon it. Broil over a clear bright fire
to a delicate brown. Make a sauce for
it as follows:Put one cupof -sugar over
the fire in a saucepan with a cupful of
good vinegar and a half teaspoonful of
cayenne pepper; simmer ten minutes, f
ad add a glass of c,aret and serve.
COTTAGER's IE.-This is a very
nice way of serving any kind of cold
meat. Put a tablespoonful of butter or' -
nice sweet drippings in a fryime pan,
and when hor, add a spoonful of flour;
stir to a rich brown, and add a .pint of
broth suchbas can bemadefrom any bohes
and trimdmings of c~ooked or uncook
ed meat. - The bones froem31alf a dozen
chops, if boIled slowly for 'aKcouple
willmakea apint ofgOo' tlforuch
a-purpose. Cook this broth and flour
for five miwutes,.season it rather highil;
.hilffillla deep dishwth any ;kind of
cold meat cut in liits and well seasoned,
and pour this-gravy over it; cover with
mashed potatoes an Inch thick, and dot
with bits of butter before baking a
nice brown. -This can be varied by the
addition of a cupful of tomato sauce,
or by frying an onion with the drip
pings, or by the use of a teaspoonful of
curry powder. If the meat is either
veal or chicken, milk can be uired In
stead of broth.
BAEED LIVER.-For one whole
liver, spread a quarter of a pound of
salt pork on the bottom of a bakingpan,
covrer with one onioni, half a carrot and
half a turnip, all pared and:sliced finely
aud dredged with salt and pepper. Lay
on the liver, and over it two ounces of
salt pork sliced]; add a pioat of water-an'd
place in a moderate oven, 1baste every
fifteen minutes with the gravy In the
pan, and when it has cooked one hour
and a half, stir in two tablespoonfuls
of flour wet with cold water ane vine
gar. Cook half an .hour longer, and
serve with the gravy poured over it.
ROLLED FLANK OF' BEEF.-Spread
a flank of beef on a board, and if one
part is thicker than another, as it is
apt to be, equalize it by cutting some of
the meat from the thick part, and
spreading It over the thin. Make a
dressing with some cracker or bread
crumbs, a little summer savory, a
spoonful of melted butter, seasoning
and gravy enoul' to make the dressing
moista Spread ~et-withi this, and
roll it tip and pin a el b.frmly arouu
it; place in a ste wpan and julst cover"
with boiling water. As soon as it
reaches the boiling point, set it where
it will just simmer for five hours. Let
it partially cool mn the .water in which
it was cooked,- theai.ta'ks up and re
move the' cloth, but ndt the strigs.
When cold and firm, remove these and
the piece will cut into tender slices.
STEwED BEEF-Cut the beef in
dice, and fry in a little hot dripping
with a sliced onion lintil a light brown.
Be careful not to let either scorch.
Add one quart of boiling water, and
minced parsley -and celery. Simmer
very slowly until the meat Is nearly
done, and then season with salt and
pepper. Cook until very tender. iFor
the dumplings, mix toge.ther two cups
of flour sifted with' two small teaspoon
fuils tf baking powder, and one of salt,
and make a soft dough with halt a pint
of milk and one beaten egg. Urop by
the tib'espoonful into the pot of boil
ing stew; see that tile boiling never
ceases for a minute; cover closely, and
at the end of fifteen minutes try them
with a fork; if they are done, turn all
out onto a large platter.
The character of this stew can be
greatly changed by omitting the dsmp
lings, and adding a pint of tematoes
about an hour before it is done.' In
this case, put' large slices of toast -over
the bottom or the dish. A large, green
pepper chopped and added is also a nme
change. _____
BLACKBERRY JA.-To four bowl
fnls of blackberries add four of sugar,
boil thoroughly, and turn into jars.
Put a paper dipped in alchohol over
each jar of fruIs; before covering with
the glass or tin covers, or thick paper
pated with white of an egg,
Nowis4the time to a to your pei;oi
conditioi_in preparation for the- change
spring season. Iuyou have ot " wintered well
if you are tired out fro overwork, if yo1
blood has become impure from close confin
ment In badly ventilated fices or shops, y<
should take Hood's Sarsparilla at. once.
will purify and.vitalize ur blood, create
good appetite andtone .nr whole system.
"For , firut.class spriig medicine my wL
andl thmk very highly ofHood's Sarsaparill
We both'took It last spring. It did us a grea
deal of good and we felt better through the h
weather thanr ever beforei It cured my wife
sickheadache, from which she has suffered
great deal, and relieved ne of a dizzy, tire
feeling. I think every.one oughtto take somi
thing to purify the blood beforethe hotweathe
comes on. and we shall certainly 'take Hood'
Sarsaparilla this spring." J. H. PEABcE, Supl
Granite Railway Co., Concord, N. H.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Soldbyal1drnggists. $1:sixfor$5.Prepared
by C. I. HOOD & CO., L;owell,, ' l
100 Doses _Dla
Berm ud f
.Yo. g,, ted.
You do not I wWla Bermuda. If
tle for, the be responsi
doctor, I can "a uences.~"- But,
time nor- ishe tpd 1 neither the
that lipossibseY.""Well, If
SCOFt'
WECIAN
ted, and t Bermuda Bot"
CO BnIMPTION,
Bro is (ouigh
I have cc8~or=Severe Cold
advantage is with it; and -the
tive stomaeh that the moss.sensi
thlri which 4tn take. it. Another
stluula;ting ymuiesndi it' is the
po stG;hae' oerLaes of the fly
no1 +Und- ICh it contains.
Drugat's (or sale at your
orinl CO see you cet. the
's EIUL;SION.
Ely's.Creta im.. -
Gives Belief at f
COLD 'I~ A -?NCuRrs
-| CURFS
DATA
ipply BaWM into:E
MLYBROS.56 Wr o
8 _ _C69
oflo1der
NEW PATENT. Saves
1tine and troible. An ia
A dispensable article for
eevyhousehold. No lady
t:oud be without it.
"Samples can' be seen
at tbhis ufSce.
'ositively C FREE
Havecured tywzAsitt vegetable Remedies.
m.ced I da or cases. ure r
Isis'of ~p.d. end for free book testimo
eby iail.d s .cures. Tendas etjet
rynoe..-.uode ral,nin . i tp
I ~ . Only Ceri and
CAN ?iiVASSEE for this town
hage,19 -
idesid Balimore, bas repro
inced Dr. Weiner Siemens' Idea of lo '
go of-an elecaritriett~er -po-t. *lr. Sie
ensprps that this form of tran
ltof letters sould replace the pneu
atictube syte:n now in use In Berlh
ed Faris, the letters being con
eyed on smyll electric cars throng)
atube at *i very high rate c:
speed.
hark! tothe sound of humanity's walls!
M lillions of p~ue with aches and with aill
Head~aches-aa humors, a mnercIess flood,
Weakenes ~ lukand<isorders.Of blood.
Yet therek 4ele that certainly saves,
Thousands oiepefrom premature grave!
-Theremed ts :-r-Pierce's Golden Medlcs
Discover. It '-es .couh, relieves asthi"
hecks bronchi , y:urie the blood, heal
thut ariva ibr all thei that spring fro
a dsorderedy vr. All druggists.
Don't hawk,c blow, and spit,, but use D
Sage's Catf7 emedy. Ofdrgss. '
Vandy ur borders are used c
very ha~ and rich materials.
. Vise4tPhyslCian
Since ypoc es discovered that all miarn;
of disor ers reproduced by the vitiate
iuds of e bou ,bhave sought to aid nature 1
methods calcula red to purify the blood. pr
mote di tion, nutrition-and excretion, stu1
late inac, ye livers kIdnes and boels,adg
St. Berar Vegetable Pill of our fathers,pri
nounced enturies ago, the triumph of medc:
art and uequalled smece. A sample of tihe S
lernard VegetableFiHswll be sent free-to a
appltis Address, St. Bernard, Box 211
New Yor?k.
IIeietrope gloves are a- favorite tin
for thft6 best evening wear.
Lj., have catarrhl, you dre in danger, as ti
disease ds liable to.become chronic and affe<
your gejieral hea,th, or develop into consum)
ton./ aood's Sai-sapal4lla cures catarrll 1
puriyi.;g and enrich~ ;the blood, and buildli
lfthe. ystem. a'trial.
IIa~ a ston..ouse: for leaves, ax
pak' full, d.1~eting the leaves on:
on& ean, dry Mr Never store leavi
elo4 when-(hey are. wet. -
' .points ve,el -should 1
of bJ'dss. as nt~,points rust and cloj
there),y pre ynting- a fres flow
water .
.Fraser Axle Grease.
TheFrazer.Axle Grease is the very 'oes
A tr will proye we are.right. Rteceive
first faetaam a North Carolina State Fai
Cen n. 1, andlTaris Exposition.
It wi' 4e better to have a nice I
of fodd Pea the barn when the fir
snow ~mes, than to have it buried o1
in VIe field.
TYNu don't havetd-take ourxhtfr thA. 70
guality of Dobbinis' Electric. Soap. 'Jastge1e
ar.of your grocer; aihd let it tel yoQu tUs o
tor yt next Modc,and be goverened by.tit
goo, 4 or bad. Itememnber Dobbins' Electric.
T :here will always be romance in tl
woj ild as long as there are young heai
in lit.
1i4 ifEilcted with screeyes use Dr. Isaso Thom
sos-'asEye-water. DuIss eilat25ic. per boct
jCelebrity, the alivantage of bel!
i own to thoSe who do not 'know us.
No strano'r shdald leave the city withou1
bc >x of "Tansillrs Punch" 5c. CigaLrs.
Francins Hodgson Burnett .is get:ti
ri~ h atthe rate of from S20,000 to SS
C0 Oa year.
Vatch for "Mui-ray" Buggy adv. next we
The fire stilf lives in hidden emnbe:
Though one forgives one still reme:
behas
-"I hope.you stay in
>ill not be short, Ifr. De
to M' De Science (member of the
" Amein ornithologists' union)
"Tha you, but my sojourn must be
e brief- am here attending the oini
[ tholog 1 convention at the Museum
a of X2al History, and the session
wi'l slObe over."
re "W kind of a convention did you
a.sa?
t "O hological-about birds, you
>t know'.
"O yes. How stupid of mel
DO Y hink they will be worn much
nex n
r -
s - 4BER-"Now, children, by what
.rtih divided?"
=xny (whose father is a kicker) -
. liticians."
LES-I adore you, Edith, but
alas! I am.poor. However, I have a
wealthy uncle from whom I have ex
rec
Edith (eagerly'-Is he married?
Charles-No, darling.
Edith-Then introduce me to him,
there's a d-ar.
Found the Work Unsuitable.- Smith
-I understand, Jones, that you have
given your consent to your boy becom
ing a newspaper man ?
Jones-Yes; I gave my consent, and
he-tried the work forabout three weeks,
but found it unsuitable.
S.-Found it unsuitable?
J.-erhaps it would be better to say
the work found him unsuitable.
S.-So he left-it? Severed his con
nection, etc.?
J.-He lert,it. To tell the truth he
was asked to:resign.
- s.:What is he doing now?
J.-He has just established a sehool
of journalism. -
A round town - Circleville. O.
The mouse in-his hole is safe beyond
a pusr adventure.
of a'l narrow escapes a smile has the
narrowest, It gets out by the skin of
its teeth.
The western mayor who refused to
"let the dead past bury its dead," with
out a permit, wilted when informed
that it had a poetic license.
"Our correspondent at Hopetown
lies still in death," said the Clarion,
and then the editor couldn?tunderstand
why the bereaved brother come to lick
him.
Alice-What an awfully rude girl
Minnie Thompson is!
Maude-Indeed? I never noticed it.
Alioe-Juht think-after she had
passed me on the street this afternoon,
I actually caught her looking back at
me four times!
Maude-oh, my, how awful l
SHE--"See poor Fido gasp-what
can be the matter?"
He-"Maybe his pants don't fit
him."
Mistress-"Here is a three-minute
and-ahalf glass, 'ridget; you may boil
the eggs with it." Bridget (five m n
utes later)-"The eggs is done, mum,
but 01 hey me doubts about the gia'sa."
fle-D3 you think your father will
object to our marriage? . '
She-No, iied; Ilam the oldest of
a family of six-girls.and he'll be glad
to have me off hh ds.
A Eemedy fo Q n&enza.
A remedy recommend for pategtsafite
~dap4 t 4~eas oftoethroat nR1d
Donot-WAit for-the fztsmpoms of t
U~ nd .eico ha~Zfor use the mmenti
ia needed. -It -neglectedI the inftuenza has-a
' Our vassellines is -used in Japan tc
- sooth the stings of f attoolng.
E Ruprurc cureguaranteed by
Dr. J. B. Mayer, S31 Arch St., P'hil'a,
P'a. Frase at once, no operation or de
.lay from business, attested by thou.
sandsi of cures after.others fail,- advice
free, send for circular.
jA fifty-year-old grapevine 'grows In
Germantown-on a trunkc which mzeas
ures two feet s!x inches around.
Cann's Kidney Cure fo,
-Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv
ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. - 83
U Ar-:h Street, Philad's. $1 a bottle,4
for $5, or druggist. 1000 certIficates o
cures. Try- it.
r The sooner the hogs are slaughterei
~after the season becomes cold the better
>as it will save food and labor.
1- __________
SFITS: An Pyns ,tooped rree oy Dr. Kime's GreaJ
E. erve itestorer. No h"ts after frst day's use. Ear
velous cnres. Tr-eatis~e and s2.00 trial bottle free c:
in cases, sendWD tou.nesAiiSt s?, aa.,L'a
6, - .The skirts of horne toilets are almo~
invariably made with trains.
SONE0 ENJOYS
rB oth the method and results when
Syrup of Figsistaken;it ispleasant
at and refreshingto the taste, andacta
a gentlyyetpromptlyontheides
a Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
temneffectually, dispels colds, head
od aches and fevers and cures habitual
24 constipation. Syrup ofFg is the
-, only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ae-~
he ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
ts its action and truly beneficialmwits
eflfects, prepared onlyfrom the most
p. healthy and arebesubstances,
a its many eclntqualities com
mend it to all and hiave made it
Sthe most popular remedy ktnown.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 500
a and $1Eottles by all leadingdrug
gista. Any reliable druggist who
og may not have it on hand will pro
,-cure it -promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
a. any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Ca.
rs, |SAM FRACSCO, 0A44
m.i WWfeLLEn O a _ErW Ftar L
16'
Ob. in-fth-Z
t.
,What are your jewels aad what are your
am wot to yui,founegngthe
xees on its devotees, and which'are enough
to test the phsica ngth and enuc
i the brak dlown, ls
oftems out our health and bcma.physical wreek,
a thousands do from such c nsest
Under such circusnes ou would
y give your wels all our
you iabut rsort -to h use of that
gWat restorative known as Dr. Pierces Far
-oit -rsci-ton. Thousands of grateful
oman bless th day it was made oiwn to
ra those rn larientis
Swammee rng to women, it is te
ony remedy, ro by dreists, under a
mave- guarantee from the manfa t
uners, that it willw gi utultin every
se, or money can do
antee has been pited onthe bottle=wrapper
anfaiull crie r~ot for tany seftat
Dr. Pierce's Pellets reg
stomach and bowels. One
ares whrepi all else fails.
enaste,clir enak it ith
posic.fve gaaeand-off..e-auklet
auters--"ti-I-e sawsatiyonr daugher
e, r m,.oney beirfued. Ti u
arhlen-Ited a on tme torpe
a"dofisth:s, carred I fond th
hortkre iniorn oni,ur pockerts
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ter-, te unersned, wife.owF
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