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W Drexel, Lie Carpen ter nl. eet3e~,. and ough hav 1ing.. at S months, but also for butanone ilRKaekseGov, ] 1 :sttong, well, robust an, over six feet high, siokens p tW ,eo tshe saine fate and h'e was apparently the person 'T*b8ez)thie Philadelphia banker,' andi Sr t E Atty.aG1es wre srd d"zly gut, og in the. iIst of great.vse' fulfes, M.by' 3r:ght disease, and Dr. Carpenter, the well-known New York. hpbysidian, sudq ly died of Kidney die ' ade, .never hatvin lusjected that he was trouble?, e,reit This re lids hesf (the case of Dr, FranJi Hawtiorn, of; New Orleans. .e was leoturIngbefore. the Louisiana lniversity on t.be peouliarly: deceutive p atcter of iKtdhey = diseaie and the ai4 bf mis8rbscopical anig chemi o h b " cp od. d t~ own specimen after i eO 4iQaaod fluids, and made ,v.ery cl e point that kidney die iiennay ex st wikhout, the knowledge. or suspicion of t' Pet -o -prac tioner, with gracieus oe1cQn(lde'ice he remarked, "Now, 'gentlemen, let me show you the healthy water ora strong, well man." He applies the test! He staggers! "Gentlemen, I have made a terrible discoveryl "be gasps," I myself have the fatal Bright's diseasel" In less than a year the specialist of the'pmmonestand mhost fatal of diseases ,weq dead. He H as a victim of advanced citInAy disease the- presence of which In himself he bad never suspected ! L. B. PnIcE, M. D., a gentleman and physician of the highest standing of Han over C. H., Va., tour years ago, aftertry ing every other remedy for bright's dis ease, including famous mineral waters, cured himselt by Warner's Safe Cure, and March 24, 1888, wrote: "f have never had the sliihest symptoms of my old and feartul trouble." MR. JOHN DOUGHERTY, of Concord, N. H., was given up with Brigh,t's disease by. the best. physicians in 1879. He was in a dreadful state. After using and being, cured in 1881 by Warner's Safe Cure, in 1887, he wrote: "I am bolter than ever.", JOHN COLEMAN, ESQ., 100 Gregory St., New Haven, Conn., was first taken sick in 1873, gradually ran down until he had, pronounced Bright's disease, rheumatisn and all the other deceptive signs of kid ney disease. The best physicians in New Haven could do nothing for'him. He then began using Warner's Sate Cure, 200 botties of which ho and his family, have used and lie is cured. W. T. CRAWFORD, proprietor St. Charles Hotel, IZichmoud, Va., and well.known iill throbgh:the South, several years ago was in the death-agony from kidney dis ease, ,Ggnvulsions .and bright's, disease. The: 1'Iiladelphia specialists in such I.$ Q)ii i ,pronouneed him practically dead unit incurable. Everything else failing, lhe took Warner's Safe Cure abundantly and regularly, until fully restored to health, and niow ho says, "After a lapse of mnany years I am as sound as a dollar, with noe symptoinsaof my old trouble. I ~tiv&,.'th. most universal,' the most fa-. tal disease. if the most learned men cannot know without the use of microscopical anq9hemi)cal tests1tihat they. have id neAsase, :~p nWocmtph ore liable is t,'.I dn ito be. umkwolo-. to himself, tn the very' jaws of deathl, who does not feel as well as formerly, but wvho does not think anythipg specially ails hihn, and whose physician may assure *him that lie will soon be "all right." In these days, people recognize that it is wiser to, prevent disease than to await its arrival to cure it. When you know that you may be in the greatest per-il and pot have any idea of the fact from any defined set of ill-feelmngs, the wisest course to pursue is to followv the counsel and experience above outlined, and thtorougly renovate the system, cleanse the blood, tone the nerves and insure. your own life against these common, mysterious fatalities. A waste product of an important chiemical. process is a liquid as colorless na distilled water, but twice as heavy. This, is claimed by an inventor at the Miechanic's Fair, Boston, to be a valua ble element in 'the storage battery. He has discovered that when used in place of the usual solution in the storage battery It intcreases both its eflictency and;its capacity (or retaiiIng its charge to an endimous degree. B3ut not onliy this, the inventor is almost thunder struck at thle effect of a further expe *ringent'.with, the liquid the other day. iMixmg it with a certain substance, ~writes a correspondent, whopse nature he kee$...secret for the present, uind . bharging a bottle of it with electricity from a dynamo, the result has bet-n a britfitil'wbf"ot'eiiitire contents,- a ighit wlilih has lasted undiminishied ver sInce.- -'7ISis, 'ita the' inventor's lpes are borne ot .jhe result will be .tn electric lamp thit'Mrnay be' freely transpo *ywhere, Jasting for a hqft ohn g, .and ~a mday mmmnm mm dohe is fr[on os~ in th~ ;, e feour. si hing n intensit y eildhig to. it. It is equally successful in all the forms .of aguq,.but.itis acuzious fact that the casei W'ih1e)i it failed to cure were all * ,teLlaihtrity, ia said that Jay Gould enjoyed tile div6 Ansation of a short balloon trip 4b~~te0'0' -got~ the earth, and lie pro $,went up t0 take a look at the sky~ -. r BjA6 pe who knows would ox. - p)aini vw y there la so much more cough IdE't~ h squtate Inch in a church con.. greg, Dn thayti in a theatre audience he swoidI bolve a much-vexed question' Wint. a piece of land is not lIt for eti11iv&bt% , yet -produces a growth of s uel g even of weeds, it may be d$iot toteep, as the sheep will eat ~Young. ~p.eadAIy.. HOUSEIOLD. TAIooA CUAp OUSTaiw..--Sak ive desseltspoonsful of taplooa in one Pn)t of cold* water fdr live hours. Boil a quart of milk sitpply to the foam, not longer, add at once the tapiooa and wate'r with a good pinch of talt. ;1tir antil foiling hot, then kdd gradually the beaten yolks of three eggs stirred into a - heaping cupful of fine sugar; boil again, stirring constantly for five 1 minutes. Turn out into a bowl and itir gently into the cooling mixture the whites of the eggs beaten to a stiff Proth. Flavor with lemon juice or urange sherbet and set aside on the 'ice In molds to stiffen. A hot tapioca pud l ing, which is - delicious, is made by moaking the same quantity of tapioba iqs tbree pints of mlik; let it stand in a warm place, not hot enough to cook it until the grains are quite swollen and soft.. kThen teat up the yolks of four eggs with a half pint of sugar and the rated rind of a lemon, with all of the gice, if it is not a very large on. Put -<a pan; which it ills to the top, and bake in a quick oven, until the top is qultk a brown crust; serve hot. - To sERVE asparagus in a tempting manner pick out that which is slender and green. Cut it in half-inch lengths as far as tender, dropping the pieces into a pan of cold water. Now put in a saucepan a small piece of flutter, an onion (whole), pepper, salt, and'a dozen luu,ps of white augar. LiOG the pieces of asparagus out of the cold water, and without draining them, put them into the saucepan with the ingredients and cover them all closely; then set the saucepan over, the Ore where the con tents may stew briskly for fifteen or twenty minutes, or until tender. Be fore serving remove the onion and serve hot. cQUAsIi AND APPLII.-Peel and slice enough squash to half fill a deep pie plate; then till it with apples peeled and sliced; put over the top a cupful of sugar and a level teaspoonful of any powdered spice preferred; cover the pie with a cream crust, wetting the edge of the dish to make the crust adhere; bake the pie for three-quarters of an hour; use it hot or cold; use sugar with the pit, and clotted cream, if it is liked; the creaip Is not difficult to prepare. GOOSEBERRY JA1.-To. make goose berry jam, stew the berries in a little water, put them through a coarse sieve put them back into the kettle, add three-quarters of a pound of sugar to each pound of the stewed berries. Boil for about three-quarters of an hour, and they will need constant stirring or they will certainly burn. You can eas ily determine whether a jam requires more boiling by taking a small quantity out on a saucer. If it loots bright and glistening, and no water-like juice sur rounds it on the saucer, it is sa[e to in ter that it is done. UHERRY DUMPLING. - Take two cups of flour. Add one cup of water, mix quickly but thoroughly with a spoon, roll out and cut into squares. Lay in the centre of each a sutllcient quantity of stoned ohierries and bring the corners of the square neatly togeth er. Put in cloths, previously dusted with dry flour, and cook in boiling wa ter in the usual way, to make a stiff batter. Add as many cherries as can be stirred in. Steam it two hours and serve wvith sauce. (P'each dumplings or peach pudding may be made fromn the above recipes by substit'utinr, of course, the peaches for the cherfles. GuREEN CURRIANT TART and goore berry tarts are in order. All the fruit, acids are useful at this time of year, and both green currants and goose berries retain plenty of it ever after they are cooked. The so-called un wholesomeness of cooked green fruit comes from eat,ing it with too many other things, and other acids-vinegar, tomatoes, lemon Ice cream, &c. Fruit, acids, by thiemselves, are nature's aher bets, and the gooseberry and currant have an amount of potash in them which plays its part in food chemistry. A NOVEL way to serve lettuce ia, af ter washing and looking over carefully, to pour a dressing over it made by fry ing out the fat from a slice of ham, cutting tihe ham in small pieces before irying; when the fat Is at t,he boiling pont, add a cup of vinegar, let It boil for a minute or two, then pour over the lettuce;'garnish with cold boiled eggs cut in rings. BEET ToPs.-The tops of young beets, if treated in the same way as Spinach, but boiled for half an hour In stead of ten minutes, will be round very similar to spinach, and quite as good. The dish should be of large red and white beets, and seasoned, garnished .with slices cut from the roots sprinkled plrntifully with pepper. To FRY CAULIFLOWER.-Drl n and cut into slices a firm-boiled cau liowoi-, Dip these into a batter made of a beat on egg and a little milk, flour and salt. Fry until of a light brown color and servo with a br6wn sauce. IIUCKLE~nER RY PU~DDING SAUCE. A nice gauce to serve wit,h huckleberry pudding is made of one cup of whIte 'sQgar, a third of a cuip of butter, half a clup of creams put into a saucepan, and 'add half a teacupful of boIling water. 44t it simmer gently on the stove for nyve minutes, stir it carefully; flavor With ai few drops of vanila. AsPAnAGUS is delicious if a piece of tender lamb -15 cooked with it. Or it inay be boiled. in stock made of the bones and remains of a chicken. Serve with thin slices of toast. After vou are tired of having It plain, it will ap p'ear alniost like a now dish, and be eaten with relish if cooked in thIs way. A stTOE of candled fruit Is one of the new fancies for 'sweetenmng the afternoon teacup. Lemon juice insteadl of cream makes a refreshing drInk either for cold or hot tea. ,As aooDi a general rule as can be followed ini canning small fruits is to take one-third of a pound of sugar to a pound of fruit, and with about a tea. cupful 6f water to a pound of stigar, make a sirup and skim it well. Then add the fruit, boil about ten minutes, and can. AN entree of great merit is made by dipping slices of ripe tomatoes into n batt,er made of flour, sweet milk and an egg, and then frying them a delicate brown. FAUM NOTES. CAroR ras>,r BEF9nn Tunr [IAou.-There is a fragment of iatural history well to keep in mind lust now. This is the life history of he hairy caterpillars, which year after rear, destroy -the foliage of the trees which beautify the city in the spring. When the grown up caterpillars have levoured - all the leaves, they descend the'trunks of the treer nearly or quite oo the.ground, or drop from them and iAn spin their cocoons or webs. The females never entirely leave these silky ueste, butrwhen they arrive at maturiLy lay their eggs in a frothy looking slbster about the coo ous and then perish. The eggs, safely protected from storms and cold, hatch -about tho middle of May. and Lien the work of Jestruction. of the foliage is again begun. In the autumn the white oocoons with the white froth-like eluster of eggs are quite ct tspiouous in crevices on fences Ant i i and in the corrugations of the bark of trees, and filling the augles of tree boxes. F.>rtunately all, or almost all, the eggs are laid within easy reach, and persons who desire to preserve their trees can easily do so. All that is necessary is to go carefully over the - trees and examine all the sheltering nooks where the tufts of silky cocoons still remain, pick them out and burn them. As a further protection it Is Well to paint with coal tar a ring about njx inches road ent irely around the trunk of the trees,. about six feet from the ground. If the tar is freely used and care is taken that it goes into all the irregulari ties of the bark the young caterpillars, yhich sometimes escaped even a care'ul search, find it impossible to pass this ring. Very few are batched out at any greater distance from the ground. Thus, at the expense of a little time and trouble, the pest cart be practically removed from the protected tree. Itis too much to expect that all trees in town will bo thus guarded, but if every citizen would take care of his own ti eee much would be done toward preserv ing the city sle-walks from unsightly disfigurement and from an annual dis gusting nuisance.,, OLD horses often do not do well le cause their teeth get sharp or sore. They should be examined and filed smooth. There is a file called a "float" made on purpose to do such work. If one cannot be had a black smith's file will do very well in the hands of a careful man. Examine and see if the grinders are not rough and sharp on the outside so that they out the inside of the cheeks. If they do this the horse will not chew well and oats will not be masticated nor will they eat much hay, Horses often pet poor on account of their teeth hurting them. Young horses are sometimes affected but not so frequently as old ones. The grinders should be made level so they will it to each other or else the food will not be chewed and there will be a constant waste. IT is no small job shelling 200 or 300 bushels of corn, whatever method is adopted. Perhaps for economy in labor and ease the old way of tramp ling it out by horses is as good for large lots a ~any. TIhe hndt shel6ere require two men to work them to ad vantage, one to ture and another to plade the ears. One hundred bushels a Btili a hangs8heller saves a good deal over the naked hand. In shelling coin for poultry it is better to shell and feed one ear at a ime, giving the fowvls ai chance to eat more slowly, but tuis can lie managed by feeding slowly even though the corn is all shelled before the feeding begins. RATION FOR LAMDs.-OneO of the best practical farmers-in central Newi York, Jonathan Talcott, of Rome, ays that the best rat ian for young lambs has net yet been found out, but of which lambs are very fond is com posed -of equal parts of corn and oat mejil, linseed meal and wheat bran. This will probably be considered by many a rich feed; if so, they can reduce the corn and linseed-meal, and so make~ less fattening food. He prefers the corn and oats ground for young lambs to whole grain. After they become large, and for grown sheep, wvhole graiun Is preferred for his feeding, as thec sheep grind their grain very effectually themsolves, thus saving the trouble of getting it ground. ONLY one quart of milk per cow foi each day may be the turning poiuut between profit and loss in the dairy. As some cows will yield'twice as much as others, it becomes the duty of the dairyman to raise his cows and use only those from good milking families. Nc dairyman can succeed who buys fresi cows to replace those that dry off, as the chances are against him. No cow~ can be depended upon as a milker unt.i she shall have been tested. As a green mnanur at crop sow foum bushels of the Southern cow pea .in May on an acre of ground. After it shall have begun to blossom, and be.. come green and bushy, turn the cro01 under, using a two.horse plo0w, witha chain, for pressing dlown the vin's. It decomposes quickly, and if. twenty bushels ef lime be then applied the and'wil be suiltable for grass. CLEAN Ur.-Early in the spring is the time to clean up your yards, gardens and premises generally. De. caying vegetable matter left out over winter, breeds diseases upon the return of warm weather. Direct the atten tion of your wives and servants to this important f,act and have them attend to putting everything in proper sanitari condition, while you sit in some ether fellow's business place, telling what you would do if you were a single man andl had a thousand dollars, A DAIRY woman gives tihe following advice about churning. Oroam should never be churned fast until It has thiokendd some. as It Is likely to become frothy, especially in cold weather, as there is more milk taken off with thne cream than in warm weather, where open settling Is practiced. If one is in a hurry the best plan is to make haste by churning slow at first. IT is bad policy to -wash harness with soap, as the potashi injures the leather. If the harness becomes rusty, rub off the dirt as well as possible withi a soft brush, and apply a. dressing of grain black, folloWed with oil or tallow. which will fasten the color and make the leather soft and_pliable. IHAVING .the cream' daily uin LII enough for a churning has acoumula ted is wrong. The best butter 14 made from cream that has been receritly re. xmovar from tha'mik ,, ti ~ r T eer OMpound For The Nervous The Debilitated The Agegd CURES Nervous Prostratlon,Nervcue Head """"ache,NcurlglIa, NervousWeakness, Stomach and Liver Diseases, and all affections of the Kidneys. AS A NERVE TON10, It Strengthens and Quiets the Norve. AS AN ALTERATIVE, It Purifies and Enriches the Blood. AS A LAXATIVE, It acts midly, but surely, on the Bowels. AS'A DIURETIO It Regulates the Kid. noys and Cures their Disoases. 'tecommonded by professional and businessmen. Price $z.oo. Sold by druggists. Send for circulars. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Proprietore, I3URLINGTON. VT. MARVELOUS. MEMORY DISOOVERY. Wholly unlilce artifilml system. s..e .fmu.l as.. ...s.asg. Any booiesrne4o. In one realttg. 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Your name Inthitadiree_ toryw ill brig you in gleat nf oation and large value thou. sandse will thro.ugh It be ledlto profitatble work. andi FORTUNE. l tesder, the very hset ail. Inveruinetnt you ran makeeis ohave Yoernaan ennd addreas prted in thi, directory. Address, 'AakstuAN Aue.t )as' Dlazrot, Augusta, lualue. L YOU WILLMAVEC MONET INE4 B Time, Palin, Troublo nt andi wll CUlE AYFVE ATARR .]BY USING S Ely's Cream Balm to ~. Apply Balm into eaoh nostril. UsA ELY nROS. E6 Wa'rou at., N. Y. QENTS' HAT BAZAAR, 1, 8 & 5 New Clurcli St., cora Fulton St >i- RWtK CITY, Largest Ar Po. La..s. styles. G wL s"or r - eltt' ityE Se I A B3AD ow Yorker hatd the bjad I rain his ankle. lHe managed to' o Is office, where there was a telej o. He hobble I to it, hie catlledl up lhe family doctor, whose olice a in alem. "I1 have sprained my leg; what shall .I do for it?" "19hiere have you Injured your leg?"~ asked the doctor. "On the cornier of (.hambers street andi Broadway." That made it easier to prescribe, of cours. -______ A Groiat Oirer.a In another part of this paper will be tond the advoettlsementof a p ottumentt so tp Manufa3 turing Firmi of" Bttfa o. Tncii offer i at pecu. liar Otte tron tho fsaut .hat ti - fltrm wtii sO .d. to anyl kub$cirheLr of thtuis ppr who. wtil scudt their adldrests on a psostat otirm, a case of alkortedi a'&mmity andi l-o.dt 8 aip ont 80 m ays' trial. Tu'~e 8oaps is probably its too as can he0 mado11; btit yet in addittlon, there wvist 00 patcke I in each case, for a ltlmate.t tima3, a grCeat. atr.ay of preseuts, premiumxs, exrtas, etc, for_whicht no enarge IS madoe. Y ou ctauot weols atl?ard to miss thits bar g. an, so send your taddresos at once to J. D. Lar ktt a co., Buua.so, N. Y. IbTUDY OF OJJEo'TS.-Exaiminatlon P'rofehsor-Ilow many legs have linseOLh? Candidate-65 p>er Cent of insects have no legs at all, 11 per cent have one, 14 per cent two or three, 10 per cent four oi' five, but none air. -1Professor-[low in the world did you get this answer? Candidate-Bly carefully examining the collectlin belonging to the universi ty. B3uttermilk cLII aused w ih wheat middlings and groundi oats, with plenty of grass, is the bost food for growing pigs, _____ News Abo:it Town. It is ,the curremnt report about town that Kemp' l Bnlham for the Throat and- Lungs is making somne remnarkcable oures wviti pee 1)1e who arc troubiltd with Coughs, Asthma, Blronobitis anti Consum ption. Any d rug. gist, will give you a trial bottle free of cost. It is guarapt'eod to rohiove ana cure, Largo bottles, 50 cents anti $1. One housewife cleans her tda kettle with strong iroda and soap and then 'keeps an oyster shell in it to collect the sediment I romn the water. PnoUD) FATHERC - I believe, my deal, that that baby known as much as I do. Mother (gazing at the infaint)-Yes, poor little fellow. Fuox a pretty woman's aibuln.-SA stupidl fellow complIments a woman on her pretty teeth, but a clover one makes her haugli. A 2-YEAU.R-OLDboy can be kept quiet for a minute and a half If you give him a hammer and a mirror. A fair trial of Hlootd!s Sarsaparilia for scrofuila, salt rhep m, or alny alfsootion eaused' by Impure blood, o' ow state of the system, will be suincient t o convince any one of the superior andi pec(tlar curaftve powers of tils nmediolno. Buy it of your dtuggist. 100 Doses 0n0 Dollar. A small piece of salt pork cooked with string beans adds a flavor and richness likedjgy many. P IS:Al Flsst pu euby Dr. ,Ke'oGet velous cures. Tientise and $2.m i0 tilbottle froe to Fit oases. Send to Dr. Klne.I'al Arcn St.,Pala.,Pa, B3ookcases have ver'y properly been shorn of doors and curtains of plush or sille snhstitet WN AT WAS WSA.--"feal hprini day?" he said to the man standing at, ot the tobacconist's counter with hin thl "Is it?" was the curt reply. in "Yes g regular spring day." se "Woli, it ought to be. It is the ad spring serson, I believe." zt "This will be good for wheat," con rel tinued the other. au "Will it? Are you a farmer?" co "No, sir." an "Own any wheat on the ground?" tal "No." is "Ever own any?" co 'I-I-no, sir." of "Ever sow or reap any?" . . li "No." co "Can you tell me witin two weeks ph of the time when wheat is sown or cut ab in this localit y?" -t n "No, air." ph "I thought as mucht" sarcastically wi observed the stranger as he walked oil away. th The other reflected a few minutes, ha looking red and pale by turns, and then th remarked to the boy behind toe count- su er: ' ta "He didnt lea's9 a cigar for me, dit lip he?" wI "No, sir." wJ '.Well, he's a mean man.-mighty o meau" ha +----- 'br MAns. YERER--That's a very hand.- to some clock you have there on the man- . telpiece. Mrs. Peterby--Yes, it keeps very good time. "I should think it would be still is more useful during the night. You can set tell then at what hour your husband sai comes home." esi "I don't need any clock for that pur- e pose.v "Why not?" the "Well, you see if he bangs the front sal door and makes a great deal of noise I vit; know then it irfquite early, if lie does cle not make much noise, is very pleasant fee In his talk, and says 'good evening,' ne then I know it is late. It he takes off his boots and goes to bed without light ing the gas, then I am sure it is about hal 8 o'clock in the morning. As I said, a the clock is quite convenient during the 0 day, but I really don't need one at m night. Pa "'HREE-year-old Ralph, who had been a eating grapes, begged for another bunch which he saw on the buffet. "No," said his mamma "you have had tot plenty this morninir. i! will, give you t that bunch tomorrow." Half an hour after he appeared with his lips suspi ciously stained. "Ralph," asked his so mamma, gravely, "how did those stains by come on your lips?" "Mamma," lie replied, quite as gravely, "they age trom the grapes I am going to eat to morrow." LANDLADY (to applicant for board) -Have you children, madam? Applicant-No. Landlady--You are fortunate, for we never take families with children. Applicant-Have you any children? Landlady-Yes, two. Applicant-Well, you are 'ery unfor tunate, for we never board with fani lies who have childrAn, A HOPEFUL VIEW.-Old Mrs. Bent 1ey-Have you heard how Mrs. Brown is gittin' on? Old Mr. Biently-She was doini' very well and although one lug is gone, I the bloctor said he thought she might di~or~oui Aime; but las' week she , ul8s).---h el, if she's only got one lung she can't have it very bad. DIssATIsFIEVD COLONEL -I expected : captain,: that the 'general would send me men of experience for this expedi-2 tion. I wanted an omeler to lead men who has seen service. I dare say you. never led anything?" Captain-I led the german last sum mer at Newport. In answer to causal q estion, How easy and truth ful to tell it's A cure for the worst indigestion.A To take Pierce's Pur gative Pellets. - S3weet milk or cream is excellent for sun-burns or chapped feet on.the little boys. "1 Dn,n't Want Iteniet, Slut Cure," is the exclamation of thousands sufifering from catarrh. To all such we say : Ca tarrh can be cured by Dr, Sage's Catarrhi -- itftmedy. It has beon done in thousatads of cases; why not ini yourb? Your danger Is in delay. Enclose a stamp to WVorld's Di.-ponsary Medical Association, Buf'alo, 'h N. ~., for pamphlet on this disease. The nicest thing to scour knives, brass, tinware, etc., is sifted hard-coal ashes. ______ Are you sad, despondent, gloomy ? Are you sore distressed ? Listen to the welcome bidding "lie at rest." Have you aches and pains unnnmbered, Poisoning life's Golden Cup ? Think not there's no bairm in Gilead, and "G ive it up." A Golden Remeody awaIts yon Golden mot aln in nam'e Rteach, oh, suffering one, and grasp it, Healih reolaimi. There is but one "Golden" Remed y-Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, 1t stands alone as the groat "blood-puritieor,'' "astrength-renewer" and "hiealthl.restorer," of the ago I The Liver, it regulates, re moving all impurities. The Luings it strengthens,cleansing and nourishing them, lhe whole system it builds tip, snpplying that above all other things most needed pure, rich Blood. Vegetables are best stored in a room by themselves. The success or somne of the agenis cm p loyed by Bi. F?. Johnson &Co.,.kichmiond,a Ya., is truly marvelous. .It is not an tin-. usal thing fot their agents to make as high as $20 and $30 a da.y, ahil sometimes their a profits run up as high as $40) and $50-even I more. Bunt we hesitato to toll the whole r truth,, or you will scarcely bolive we are in easnest. Write to them and see for your self what they will do for you. Txna water for military posts should come from drilled wells,I ,Rupture cur sn iarantoeed by Dr. J. ii. Mlayer, 881 Aich 8c.1 ?2nii'a, P'a. Ease at once, nuo oration or dc lay from business, attested by -thou. sands of cures after others fail, advice free, send for circular. Some breadmakers claim that salt or meal Is ietter tihan soap for washing hands before aind artar mixing bread, Fraser AA,s u'-easee. The Frazer Axle Grease is,the Standard 4 A'xle Grease of thze world. Ueit and save your horses and -wagons. One greasing will last two weeks. . I Next to palms, ivy is the most or namental of in-door'plants. Nothing cures Drop, Gravel, Drigh's, Heart, Diabates Uranary,dAr Diseases. eveousness, &c., lie Cann's Kidner Cure. Office, 531 Aroc ' 1st., Flut. /51 a bottle, 0 for St. At Druggis. ures the worst cases. Cure guaranteed. Trt it, Pale blue is a pleasing color for bed rooms. A newt process of so-called autostere plo printing, especially adapted for a reproduction of .books and engrav is, has lately been Invented in Swit= a rland, and Is- already. used witb 3 vantage in a large printing office at rlch. The prodeas will obeapen the printing of the works of foreign thors, since the type-setting and pying of engravings are saved and i accurate stereotyped plate Is ob-. >< ned directly from the original. It a transfer progess, in which a blank, i1 mposed of plaster of Paria, silicate a potash or soda and' phosphate of i re, is employed. The print to be 0, pied is' moistened in a solution of d ospitate of soda in distilled water, a ohol and auetlo ether, and theis umsferred in the usual wily- to .the, toter of Paris plate previousiy coated a th a film of gelatins containing S rate of iron and ammonia. After C D transfer (tl the processes thus. far U ving been uondifbted in a dark room) t e plate is dried and exposed to direct, light for fifteen minutes. When ken out the pices acted upon by the a lit will be found to be quite -hard, t: 'lie at the other places the plaster 11 be soft, and will fall off as fine wder as deep as the solution shall ye penetrated, if brushed with a hnrd ush, The plate will then be ready be stereotyped. 'hat Tired Feeling o exper enced by almost every one at this son, and many people resort to Ilooil's saparala to drive away the languor and in 'austion. The blood, laden with Impuri. 1i which - have been acoumuisting & months, moves singgishly t:irough the n no, the mind fatls to think quickly, andl body is still slower to respond. Ilood'a saparilla is uitt what is needod. It pi tidos, alizes, and enrichus the blood, makes the hoa I Ui ar, creatos an appetite, overcom a that tired ling, tones the nervous system, and emparts w strength and vigor to the whole body. Hood's Sarsaparilla 'My appetite was poor, I could not sleep, I headache a great deal, pains in my k, my bowels did not move regu'arly. od's Sarsaparilla In a short time did me so ch good that I feel like a now man. lily . ns and aches are relieved, my appetito in wed. I say to others iry-Ilood's Sarsaparila - I see." G. F.'JACSSOX, Roxbury Station, Conn Makes the Weak Strong ' I take flood's Earsapirila as a spring tic, apd I reditneud it to all who have It miser ible tired feeling," O. PAuxELtL, Biridge street, Brooklyn, N. Y. Hood's Sarsaparilla $ ld by alt druggists. $1; six for $3 Prepared only . 0. 1. 1OOD & CO., Ap#ithecaries,Lowell, bass. 100 Dosos Ollne Dollair WELLS' - - INVISIBLE l Velvet Cream. lexion Beauti. ier for Face, Jeck and Arms Elegant f or kin ten valed or Theatre;Ro options ails uale ,co r ' tess,softyouthfulcefreand finefinish. Harm. lss, does not roughen, draw, wilter, nor in any ray injuaro the most delicate or sensitive skhi lnrgonaarcor fushed face Efa Tait uburn, Freckdes, Pimpl e Coarseness, Sal. g bEnrss. 3n roSUi eB UL,~ p e 'd nrcto ri e, RUHON NEUItALCjTA,"S $1.00. Drug. ROUGH ON RIIEtUMATISM1,"S1.60 Drug. ROUGH ON ASTU13A," $1.10. Druggists RUHON MIALA RIA " St.50. Drugg.t OUGH ON0RNs8jr"?O*Iso5 QUGHONTOOTIHACH EaI 15c 100 to C30 n AMO.4 Tca sr momnt may 'e proftably emn10yed ato I )LaC., 1018S Main st., 1 lehitml udVa. at . . 1 T-8 ~rRTilA **"9 *l3 Oreat Engish Goutdan I_______ Rheumatic Remedy. t.Livenathornsand makemeonmoney workingfortusthan A W IPE'S O P F tootain a IHANDSQMEaGIFT ha rticles as named in foil '~ing list, rgtUpopi o at 100. Cakes (.9) ~Sweet I (Enotgh to last th. av'~ F e830OABSOLUTELYI * 'GIVYEN AWAY.IsirP 3 ORAXINiiecewhue,,i ora snti bt TElIO AILVZRWAUB IS EZTRA DOUBLI PLATR, Ii ps silv er.plated Tea. soons. .. ,. .. .. .r One 4 j, :: : e p- eo.n...0 -' .nne..s nan t3::::::::: 6 4% 46 44 , a ndiiy' ?artt$ :i'inerllo Oto 3UR PRICE for the 8OX COMPLETEi I WnIr WE MAIm TIurs T lt*t9 !"ts " int *d B at ers*in'O'inn"e*o " 0stumer spenin tm ott iowreefor xpen reeos~srflt In andoe presents to those who wi T ay o ae $onr so Wor Oar s t madesh eofar tEm p4r ory e o Y a one temsytalat too antltaro tsei th nt,ou adthyou waim t nd PRaanI soa whic Rv iit e rd nItou r l chteha esptwe )r td a oudas can?yo art ful on soamue r euanlenayhD l. BuoRN, Ca rndal at were e a e leteo amle o e m e l e ortin yo uaadatle d ad *D.omieLsu EArR IN . &ss rak NJ ld. (bat Scott's EmubslouHasDonea ver 25Poundb Gain in TenWeeks, rperienoe of a Prominent OltizeX TU OALIFom81rA Sootr roa mS OUPRYsamow or YO1. SBA VatOrsoo July '0th188 Z took a severe cold Upou y chest and lungs and did ot give it proper attention;, developed into bronehitis, nd in the fall of the same ear I was threatened with :nsumption. Physicians or ered-me to a more congeni 1 climate, and I came to San raneiseo.-Soon after my rrival I commeneed taking eott's Emulsion of Cod Liver 11 with Hypophosphites reg larlnthree times a day. In Dn weeks my avoirdupois rent from 155 to 180 pounds nd over ;. 'the cough mean. me ceased. 0. R. BENNETT. SOLD BY ALCDRUOCISTS. ORCAN h0hest Honors at.all Great World's Exhibltions sine q. lU0styles $22 o . F'or cah asy Yaymbols, Rented, Catalogue. 40 pp., 41o, free. PJANOS. ' Ason & Ihamill do not heeltate to make the extranrdln" claim that their Pianos ale superior to all others. Io they attribute eolply to the remarkable lmtrovcinenl rodutced by them In 1881, now known as the ' MASON IIA31LIN PIANO STINOER.' Ful particelars by Ill. )STON 164 Tremon St. CHICAGO 149 1abRh Ave. 1 t$ YORt ~46 E.ast 14th St. (Union Squste). '. I preseribe and fully at. dorso rig as the only CaTo speclfo for the certain pure I~~~~ Toa0Y0 q this disese eia16eo ntot. 0. U. INt3RAIA M. D., .....et.. Amterdam, N. Y. rrd only by the We b ave sold Rifg fo ohom1of100. many years and Is ban oinonncnth0 best of satls Ohla D. It. DYOTfE & Co Chicago, i r rade . ar1 $1.00. Sold by Drugglte JONES ' O P Sthe FtE T a er sa a on ea ts tvarcsitt. aiFor fseopn4etlh Netle thin paper ad addraa JO0NES F i Nf NAMT *-> DINUIAAMTON. N. f ITS STQQED LFREE Insane Persons Restoyd. AED.Dr. KIjINEI'S GiREeAe NERVE RESTORER for' al nRA1N A NravR 111+KAsrs. (hly.tw ..ard*fl jb N.r' Afro'toris, bie, RF.>leiuy, tc. INIAI.LIOLC If taken as direCIed. o its ulter /Irst dny'a Ic. Tireti.e and 42 Irta1 bottle free to Fit patients, they paiees express chnres on bnr when received bend n Are, '.. a d tx rene address of a ct.d to I)a, K.IN I\ '13 Arel at. lPhlladel his0 Pa. f3e.Drusis:.. III r-AlR ONI2iii'ZT'IVnG p$0I3 IFFLICTED UNFORTUNATE After alU othere fail oonatalb 1 Dr. L?.8 K3 120 N. 15th St., below Callowhill, Phila.,Pa. O year experence its all SP ECI AL diseases. Pel. anently restores those weakened by early ladisa. ons,&c Callorwrite. Advice freeandstrly c . dantiaL fHours : at a. M. till . and at to c,ag0 St hi. atAmu for book. FRAZER ftXLE GREASE. W ANT ED: NE AGENT FOR TH'IIS COTNTY, 0lke ordera for enilarging SMALL PHKOTO. .IiE-SIZE CR AYON PICTURES. Tholi ploturos are really beautiful. Likenens uaranteedl. Agouts can eaily got orders andI take a large coimaIfl8on. Addre-is, nterstatinal l'tMbislng & Prantinig Co. 628 31AIIK(ET ST., PiIllLADICLPf[A. Jr. J. N. & J. B. HOBENAfK, -~ Estab. 40.'ears. AMakA spocial ty of r--ating all forms of Ner votts de.bilty, lFiss of vigo yo'ithful imnptloee and oi ~f. irms of apci'al diiease-t. Con auil attion lay mall strictly pri. vate andL conftient.al, SENI) FOR BOOK, Sflueu Hourd 8 A. \f .e *9 P. 3M., anti from 8 to 9 . 31 Closed on Sundltays. O~ RT U NITY? or nat e and i addrca on a )sil a 'eard ivo - lome" Family Soap okagea l oa~Iat V8RT EANDC023, and DERVICBABLE. ene n' andkeroeioef (largo).... Aetnel Valu...... . 1.8 0"L tSa *leo e or oor. 8 $6.00t(reAsto l hgp'tu repad losa sc ls, rntiia ets.,mentc..ro5 r, and shoaui s cliir p ri nt baieatoro tartt n rtao fghe aactlloencop 8$6.O(e I terpad ttithoomewoe this Sapaartsyou wi lre4b aweain cat ant tetasb0oa, andyf ter tint ottry. wa n hg wi l odo tor, Wt bgiv 0 p t tfcetatsnto.Uiinge nlo to th f2orX,s ofthe eob~r~ tir"sot at yf toe e(la anl ato to Bufalo adveN.Y. ro an a boadton Yw rg i,JoIvn egrct~oxfa beenrleditg