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krend--" 4 surprised."
Young Wyr&ou really expected.
it then?"
Frank kriend-Wres. I know the
editor. Ie was uing of yqu.the
other day."
SLawyer - "Indeed? AiA
. hat di e "aY71"
Frank Vriend-"He'said he thought
you were about the lightest member of I
tLie Philadelphia bar,"
SBVERAL Young I nd gentle.'
man visited Central Pa lew York,
and they admired the, imals very
much, ad nore 1rt the kan.
- "That pbt going to die,
sooni86 it h ed Gilhooly,
pun giwth his ne.
"I don't see anything the matter
with it."
"You don't? Well, I do. Can't
you see that it is on it's last legs."
CITY MAN-"Trampst Pahaw! If I
lived in the country I -would soon get
rid of them."
Suburban Resident--"You think so?
Well how would you manage it?"
"Easilf enough. I would just keep
a lot of work on hand and whenever
tramps asked for food ? would tellthem
to earn it."
"But they can't work without tools."
"Certainly not. I would furnish
tools, of couroe. Just try It,
"I have tried it.
"Ahl - Didn't the trdmps go off?"
"Yes, and the tools too."
MRs. BLANK-"Here is an" admir
able defense of Mr. Cleveland. I knew
those charges would be replied to. Read
it."
(r. Blank-"I read it in the cars on
the way home."
Mrs. Blank-"Did you notice how
deftly every thread of the original
story is followed up and how artistically
the work is done? It is Just like real
old Spanish lace*'
Mr. Blank- "It reminded me of
Spanish lace too."
Mrs. Blank_-"Indeedi"
Mr. Blank-"Yes; it is so thin."
NEW CORRESPONDENT-"I see you
did not publish my letter."
Editor-"No. It must have been
sent by slow freight, for it got here
several days late. However, I should
not have published it anyhow. When
you have nothing but 'words, words,
words,' to send, the slow freight will
do as well as anything else."
Correspondent-"Well, but suppose
instead of mere 'words, words, words,
I have ideas; then what?"
Editor-" Express them, of course."
A WRITER in the Providence Tour
nal says we "must wait until 1892 for
Jupiter's next perihelion." "Well, if
we must we must, though it seems
pretty rough. We don't suppose the
writer could induce Jupe to perihele
next year? There may be two or three
persons right here in this town who
wouldn't murmur greatly if Jupiter
were to defer the exhibition until 18,
000,920. They would be willing to
wait.
MAUD--" What kind of a cow is a
Texas steer, Pa?"
Pa--"Steerl steer! Oh, it is a steer
raised in Texas, to be sure?"
Maud-"Of course; but why is she
- Pa:"Well,~Nhemt It's--it's because
nobody outside of Texas can steer one
when he gets loose."
"Sis," said a bright Austin youth to
his sister, who was putting the finish..
ing touches on her toilet, "you ought
to marry a burglar." "What do you
mean by such nonsense?" "I mean
that you and a btirglar would get al
ong very well together-you have got
the false locks and he has the false
keys."
SAID a little Austin boy yawningly,
to another little boy from the country,
who was on a visit to to the family:
"Sundays are so tedious."
"What makes them so tedious to
you?"
"I can't play hooky from school on
that day."
HAPPN~ss and unhappiness are
merely relative states after all. The
-kitchen girl feels awfully cut up on
being snubbed by the saleslady; but her
sorrow is immediately turned to joy up.
on seeing the saleslady snubbed in her.
turn by the daughter of the retired
saloon-keeper.
WHEN stripped to the literaly mean
ing of the words from which the term
was derived, "pocket handkerchiefs"
mean "a pocket hand covering for the
head." The hand wants no kerchief,
and what was called the handkerchief,
was not made for the pocket. All of
this is so confusing it cannot be won
dered at that the small boy prefers his
sleeve.
"I THINK its outrageous," said Mrs,
Sparrowgrass. "Here it says in the
paper that St. John has been nominated
for President. Its bad enough making
fnn of live people, but when they begin
lugging in the agostles it .certainly is
too much."
"Oh don't propose to me here!" ox
claimed a young lady whose love was
about to pour out his avowal as they
were riding by a corn-fld. "The
.very corn has ears."
It is a singular coincidence that how
ever loving a couple may be, when they
sit dlown to eat ice-crea~m there is a cer
tain coldnees between them.
A NEw YORK physicIan says that
. Lulu HIu'st is a frsiud and he can make
people dance inroutnd just as easily as
All that is niecessary is 'oan nii
bill. . *'to-0Td z
AOERTANW editor iI Ma*Aachusetts
alassleeps Wt i edt h ot
-ntbecause he is superstitious at all,
but because he can look out of the win
hdo on li moont nwbigtasee f
the sheriff:is cotninig.
"S3OLED again!" exclaimed the
young man as ho went flying down the
front steps the third. tile, inside of a
week, propelled by th1e vigorobis foot of
his charmer's papa.
TmE young man who has expo$ ced
a cool reception whein visitin t1
girl can sympathize with h*8 ge
of Arctic explorers. -
UOUSEHIOLJ
Dxamm O.-:rDr. Del aem
lent Freuch studet, wr too to tq!)
!aris loleoical $ocipty on gieaubqd
$f dreams; 1N= th h~ e
titer of out lms is ve niVl do
ermined by the position we odoupy in
sleep. The most general method ofly
ing, perhaps, is on the right side, and
his appears to be also the most natur.
%I wetho(, fo ~a ns object to
l the rt which
it h m t an 'once asserted
should have action during sleep. Never
heless, Dr. Delaunay's statements
ardly harmonise with this opiniep.
When one sleeps on the right side that
is to say upo. the right side of the
rain, one's dreams have marked and
unpleasant obaracteristics. Theso
)haraeteristics, however, are essentially
;hose which enter into the popular do
luition of dreams. One's dreams gre
then apt to beillogical, absurd, chlid
ish, uncertain, incoherent, full of vive.'
acity and exaggeration. Dreams which
sone from sleeping on the right side
ire, in short, simply deceptions. They
ring to the mind very old or faint
ernememrances, and they are very often
tccompanied by nightmares. Dr. De
launay points out, that sleeperb fre.
juently compose verse or rhythmical
language while they are lying on their
right side. This verse, though at times
Drrect enough, is absolutely without
sense. The moral faculties are absent.
L)n the other hand, when a person
slumbers on his left side his dreams
%re not only less absurd, but they may
also be Intelligent. They are, as a
rule, concerned with re mit toing, not
with reminiscenres.
OYsTEUs FOR LuNonEoN.-Sdald a
clozen oysters in their owft liquor if
possible, if tiot, in a little water well
salted; and skim them out, put a ta~ble
spoonful of butter, a gill of cream, the
juice of half a lemon and a teaspoonful
of flour in a saucepan on the bAck of
the stove; then when it is hot add a
well-beaten egg; when this thickens
pour it over the oysters, which you
have already placed in a hot dish.
Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louis
ville, Ky., the well-known pioneer, in
eighteen years spent $10,000 In trying
to get rid of his rheumatism and failed.
At last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was
cured and sold his crutches.
That the fruit of success ripens slow
ly.
The late State Chemist of Delaware
Prof. Chas. P. Williams, says thl
Red Star Cough Cure is safe and valu
able and contains neither morphia,
opium nor any other narcotic poison.
The price is only 25 cents.
That he is the richest who wants the
least.
Faithfulness is always necessary; espec
ially so in treating a cold, to procure tho
best remedy, Allen's Lung Balsam, and
take it faithfully according to directions.
It will cure a cold every time and prevent
fatal results. Prico, 25o., 50c., and $1 per
bottle, at Druggists.
That a million dellars will not buy a
ray of sunshine.
Talk is cheap. Actual results count.
Use Hiop Porous Plasters for pains
aches and weaknesses.
That the brightest thoughts some
times come from the dullest looking
men.
THE EIiIoACY of DR. WALKER'S VIN
1F1ir1~Kvou's dlTorde'rs, "Constip'a
tIon, deficiency of vital power, and all
maladies affecting the stomach, liver,
bowels, pulmonary organs, or muscular
eystem, has, been experienced by thou
sands. The Bitters strikes at the root
of these diseases by toning the stomach
and cleansing the blood.
The Methuselah, even, never com
plaIned of time hanging heavily on his
hands.
CONSUMPTION CURlED.
An old physician, retiredl from practice, hlaving
h1ad placed in his bhsnds by an East India mIssion
ary the formula of a simple vegotable remnedy for
Broehl Ca tarrh Asha, and alt Throat and
Luing A EcctIons, also a postive and radica! cuare
for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complafints,
after having tested Its wonderful curative powers
in thottsands of cases, hias felt it his duty to make
it known to his autlerang fellows. Actuatedi biy this
motive and a desire to rellevo human suttering I
will slenrd tree of cbar'et6 t who desire it, tits
recipe. ti Gern,, Englsh, witb full
dietosfrpreparing an n. Sent by mail
by addressmng witn stamp, hamin this paper W.
A. NoY Es. 149 Powver's block. Rloohester NR ,.
-That all the goodthuigB of tbipw~Qrld
ae oif no further goo'l thi~m as theydr
of use.
Tkhe value of thought cannot be told. Just
so with the best of everything. Take Dr.
Bhigelow's Positive Cure for all throat and
lung t'roubles, if you appreciate a speedy
andi thorough cure. Pleasant to take. 50
cents and $1.
That a newspaper may be a sower,
or a sti'eam of pure water, according
to its source.
Mothers if you want the little ones to
have a fine head of hair, free from dan
diruff and other scalp affections, use the
only natural hair renewer, Carboline,
made from pure iinreflned petroleum
xmd guaranteed the prince or all hair
renewers.
That the greatest of fitults is .to be
sonscious of none.
LANDOn, the poet, says in' one o - his
iweet little sonnetat "We aro wrhat dans,
and winds, and watpra waake us;" lint un
fortunately suns will scorch, winds wIll
tonghon, and waters will not remove the
injurious en'ects of tihe other two upon the
lovely complexion of thme fairer sex. For
ugea chemists have trIed to distil from
herbs and minerals an elixir of beauty but
they have failed, and it was left to mnpdern
limes to find a cositetic, which abould re.
iove every speck and blemish, and leave
t soft and pearly loveliness u pen the rough
sst skin. GJonraud's Oriental Oream'
thuis, and~ while so-perfectly harmless thet
mpring water is not meore'ao, it has a mario
nfinence upon the complexion which can
niot be over estimatedt or believed un til real
,zedl. To our lady readers we simply say,
would you be as lovely aa kindly N ature
intended? Then utse the Oriental Creama.
Also f rom the hoteel afar actress :
P IIAICl,i'H IA, Nov. 22, 18p83.
"I cordially recomnmend Dr. T.1. FelIx
30urauid's 'Oriental Cream Magical Bona
~iller,' as it 'Is perfectly harmless."
Silncerely, . L rLli h1inroN.
CnicAM makes bettei- butter to rise
n cold air thiart to rise in cold water
ut it will rise sooner in cold water and
~he milk will kepp sweet longer.
when von visit .d t ewyvs
tral Depot.
600l elegant rooms. fltted up at a cst of one
nillion dollars, S1 and upwards pett
lay. Euiropeao Plan, Eioyater. Restaurant
uppliedi with the best. lII~ cars, stages and
leveted railroao.a de11(014 Famtlies can live
oter for les nen t a e(nd Ui~aon 11ote8
ulv n 8 ashadow of false
fat may be that of t e ou"ntlss on
satids who have dois likewise, and'who
te-P',is ll '0" f *%ves. N44gh
sweats, a ntlg of blood, weak lungs,' ti
consumption U- itif ,taleu in time. can bo
cured by the ise o '.' Plice'IGolden
Medical Discovery." This woq4orful pro
paration has no equal as a remedy for lung
1ad throat diseases, All.dryggiste.
That compliments 'and edoigratula
tions cost Uothig but, pens, Ink and
papet, or-.woMrd. '~
Frighttpi v.te.
Consumnptioi cares off is thousands of
victims every year. Yes, thousands of
human lives are being wasted that might.
4e sayed fbr the fact is Pow esJbalishod
that coidumiption, in its ea'ly, a ' is
purable. Pr. Pieie-'s *Goldn ,cal
Discovery' will; if Used n time,- effct a
permanent euro. It has no equal as a rem
sdy for bronchitis, coughs and colds. Its
Ifficacy has been proved in thousands of
sases. All greggsts.
Eyery man likes flattery. It Is piea.
;ant to be told that we are great, even
if we know him to be -0sq991 who tell
as. ,t
The huge, draktio griping, sicken:d"
9ills are fat- .p 4brseded by Dr.
loo uga
Ptfae Is iheT atul acacia,
that lifts teba pruly above its
neighbor thprg)ting that it, too,
like them, has a rootlib the dirt.
8 months' treatment for 50o. Plus's Rom
edy for Catarrh, Soldiby drpggist&
He whose evil deeds are covered by
good deeds brighten8 1p tit wdrd like
the moon when she rises from behindt'
cloud.
A positivo guarantee is given by tb
manufacturer of Dr. Jones' Red Olover
Tonic that. a 50-cent bottle of < this rm ed y'
contains more curative properties than any
dollar preparation. It promptly cures all
stomach, kidney and liver troubles.
A MATNs houswifeseihds this recipe
for a baked dish, a sort of what-is-it.
Make a nice short crust for a deep dish,
roll it thin, 'then' put in po-k cut in
tiny pieces, then a layer of potatoes
pepper and a bit of salt, unless your
pork is quite salt. Fill the dish, then
add milk enough to cook-according
to size of dish; put on top crust and
bake, and if the grumblers don't say it
is good, It shows they don't know what
Is what. This Is a country dish. .For
those who live near a market and cat
order their dinners every morning there
are many other things at -thisi season of
the year, but for those who idvd' only
the cellar to depend on, there are mniuy
good dishes, if the farmer's wives will
only make them known.
Analyses have shown that the fallen
leaves of maple contain four per cent..
of valuable matter (soda, potash, limo
magnesia, phosphorus and sulphur con
pounds), and poplar and willow five
per cent or more, and that conse
quently the trees constantly manure the
surface soil beneath their branches.
Other loaves examined contained about
two per cent. of fertilizing substances.
The purest, sweetest andl best Cod Liver Oil In
the world, manufactured frain rreaki lealthy liv
ers, upon the seashore. It is absolulely pure and
sweet. Patients who blave once taken It, prefer it,
to aln others. Physicians have doelded it superior
to any of the oter oils in market. Mlatle by (Jas
well, liazard & Co..* New York.
r >lL 0) usn .umpr 'ar soap, made l~y (la+
IThat we often unlock the door of
fate with our own hands, and then
throw the key away.
Tihe Doctor's Enudorsenent.
Dr. W. D. Wright, Cincinnati, O., sends
the subjoined professionlal endorsement: "I
have prescribed D R. W M. H{A LL'S BlArf
SAM FOR THE LUNGS In a great num
ber of cases and always wit hx success. One
case in particular was given up by several
physicians who had been called in for con
sultation with myself. The patient had
all the symptoms of confirmied Consumnp
tiop-cold night sweats, hectic fever, lhar
rassing coughs, etc. He commenced im,
mediately to get better and was soon i-e
stored to his usual health. I also found
DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR -THED
LUiIGS the most valuable expectorant for
breaking up distressing coughs and1( colds."
.fIt is suggested that the Patagonians
may have lost as much as two Inches
In stature since the adoption of con -
stant horse-back riding, a little over
two centuries -ago. They were tor'
merly reputed giants and their bodies
are still huge, while their legs are dis
proportionately short and slenger.
A writer 1i ti'Bulise in erae cd
Therapeutigue says thtriigrto of
the globe of th~ ear will itop hlccough,
whatevef its cause may be. Very Blight
reffigert~nu, such a& a'drop .If' cold
water, Is BasId to be sufllolent.
--ohh Goldsmith will come East with
Anteeo, and Ilickok 11il have Arab.
St. Julien wlhl probabfl3eef4gcji..
LIM1E and alum water in flip feed or
drinking water in the poultiry yard Is
a specific against chicken cholera. It
must not be so strong as to be unipal
atabie to the fowls4 A weak dilntion
should be kept before theim in some
form during the slekly season.
A lady wrote; "I don't have t~hat aw
ful side-ache now. 1 applied a > Jop
Plastor.." 20 ets.
Who is powertdl? ie who can con-'
trol his passions. Who Is rich? le
who is contented with what lie hase.
v'ry ay adds to the greult amount of evidence
as to the cnrative powers of Hood's slarsaparnIl.
It is unequalled for general dlebillity, and as a
blood puitiler, expelling every trace of scrofula or
other impurity. Now ia the time to lake it, Sold
by all druggists.
It may serve as a coinfort to u~s i
all our calamiies and affictions that
he that loses anything and gets wisdom
by It is a gainer by the Jes..
ITS: All Fliopp ed free. Tlreaiso andl $2Lrl 4
1fit cases. SenIto Dr.Kino1 a iiat r
That wvhat a mnan-got~s for nothing lhe
is very apt to value at just about wa
it cost him. wa
St, Bernar Veetbl Pils
WAnnawTPn Pun my~ vR4IRTant
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Co i~nts~o anoa na~cu
,..o wnvujOe u. (ril
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2, Paul IN % tyory'lvein.~
a der.
.2pyet ~ ~ ~ ~ u oat icCOO-tx~i~o~~'
at h
paration is
f1N au iits
0ld of it yearA
of any one sollin th imin vard for arrest and pro(f
tho sssone.-i
Cream alsm
I hare used two R M t
bottles of l y's
(Cream Aloam and
considcr ma y s e l fi
Cured. s(lr.Ttl
20, years fromn caei
e eand this is
the Jirst rem -l tha lt - f
jl'ordIed last i1 re- .
's'c hi~ HAY-FEVER
a ir to. I c a tliedito oso nhits rI and is n
eg to UIL. Y r'ulao LY W Ot.b mall o itt Drigglets.
ud or c ia. l o Ioil tA i'bl~r loli . Ihuggishi
ents law bt I n to i of Thitysix Cit,
11. Ii. TIHOMAIIBle A g't l8 OhaubmlersSt.,Now York
Free Farmn A LU.
Toe most Wonderful Aiul tral Park in A.erc.
rr o sul orib a r l i anti n11auft
LAN o. lm jct to U ' i 0 1"tou 1nt li ueal IAm
t t
n.s an e o r t o n o
fORdIn ti1 1 eoeand fo Iaidoe 100.oa
oan onr Iots leii lo. nIe. ,l 1J Ia ih
CeamU BaI3~lhea.lm Bysuwsr
b haeinet1r used t o a Oi te
bottlieris tiithy i~iuele tetted y ' que.
oiredooe. 1 au Ofihu' l AMVrab't Psli ft
vea .dt for. a nl V day a t i t a u tot
gisn14O 1~. 1o, 1 eRo. Re
Street 0Sdc., 111., HAc., SE., ER
is t - e 1r3ued nto a a t nostril in t Uito.
ates.t twt. a lra to n y oune i or utdugse
wailid for circa. RetoSiLY DItHrce ouigr hos
DRS.gJ. N. J.
Ao. OiaRn(ip by Ct., o0 ilanolt oftrty-N. V Cout.
THIOSEI AFFICTED WV1TII TIIEC EFFEC LIS
OFl RECMINAL WEOAK(NESS AtND MiltC~Lut.
AofZATION should not heautato To oconsult J. N.
ant J. B. O101ENAACKI, of 206 North second
street, Philadeolphia. Hloursi fromn 8 A. M. to 2 P.
M., anti fromn 8 to 9 P. M.
Atdvice freo. Read our new book, tiThe Mya
tory, ete." PrIce, l0c. Also treattment by mnail.
A"RR 11 A ILL OThIISlt FAIL, CONSULT
DR. LOBB,
(iliow C.allowvli St., Philai.)"
20 E lARS' IiXP~ItIOINO. Gunaranttees to eure
the alltitted nndl uinforttunate With P'utroiy Vego
table MedIcines. 11ook on 5l)cial dliseasos free:
aendl for It,. Advice free andi strictly corilentlal,
Ollico honrs, 11 A. M. to 2A P. M.,1 P. MI. to 10 P. M.
Treatment. by mail.
FREE MuSc'wi MUVE
Pr swrga ero al Aohs andi Pins iur
emdy frta tos or botween the shuuthlera,
SALESEN~iaile 2"E o" tocaen
~vas for th a sale of choiee -ttor5o on sal.
Nurberyiihen, Rlochesier, N. Y.
Pensons!*."M y srer4upisaiw
UDr. /Ah ftE to, risi xcod
MORPHINE Ch.ora
DR. J. 0.- HOFFMAN- eterson, Wisconsi.
~~~i ~i anbI*ateldktd Pafale
Ecirtaon e. Crrespondaec
rE E ty solt at fe triao rlnt
5JAai oes -nv M baook Tn u luta .
T MUT onpy .Looafae Iad
As iiT A ~ o Awapfflt
,Ue Come, p "C60bt lly i, tiope ( fe e, lt s
'InllAwai Mt J aove . rte oor atrcla
FARM NOTES.,
O.a d Ityr m 1 hods of mak
, the uae of
tas ood an rendef
ractically tire proof by first drying it
horoughly and then coating it with,
j mat
w as n coated6 1
vith whiting or even limewash. A
nixture of borax and sulphate of mag
iesia is also recommended. To prepare
his, use three pounds of borax and 21
>ounds of sulphate of magnesia, with
10 pounds of water. The action pf the
nixture depends on the formation of a
>orate of magnesia insoluble in water,
tot or cold, which surrounds and Im
oregnates the fibres of the wood, and
hus renders the developmient' of the
iombustible gases and the spread of
lames very dificult. A mixture of sul.
>hate of ammonium and sulphate of
ime or gyp sum is also applied. The
4tion of this mixture depends on an
ncrnstation of fibers which prevents
he spreading of fire and on the other
kand, extinguishes fames by the vola
ilization of the salt of ammonium at a
ilgh temperature. Take one pound of
iquid ammonia and two pounds of eul
1hate lime. A single coat of this con
:egtrated solution is not incombustible,
)ut it is not easy to light, and ceases
o burn when the action of foreign im
lammable substances comes to an elid.
SIR J. B. LAWns acknowledges thai
treater fertility is imparted to the land
)y plowing uuder green crop .tlgm to
ipljy the same after they 4vO been fed
;b htock, jbut thiplk it ni.I protable
eadopt the- latter m6thod. Yet,
where there is but little demand for
neat, it will be found an advantage to
p)low under the green crops.
77Te manufacture of blue glass and
glass fluxes by means of oxides of cop
per was known to the ancient Egyptians,
md was used in glazing earthenware.
The blue was of the turquoise shade.
TIRED 0 UT!.
At this noason nearly every one needs to use mome
sort of onlo. JIION a=trwo asioit.very phy
sican's prosoriy on for Noi who need bildng up.
TH
BITT-td
BEST.T0MIC
Jor Weaknes , iin t 1.1 ak of
nerny t ItA91t TIAN and Is
toonrl &W Mre dicine that in nt ni Urion.
] IEniion the iood2 Inv grten the
ystensp eiestores ppetite, Ad. Igestion
It does not blocken or Injareothe tooth, caume head.
ache or produce conrtipation-othar Iron edidnas do
MILs E~VA J. UIYX Dawson, Pa.,, maym: .1 4have
usol brownm Iron itters for gneral weakn
and havo beon greatly benefited. ltieve me a go
apptit' and reniod that tiyd fee ugthat has
bo con' f with m I cheerfu y rcomred
it as a most Valuable Medcn end
13TS. LUOavmcn, ifnobbr a .y:
neod brown's Iron Jitters our generalywsl ejasan
lasef d I hna nappe tile and alayst tired,
One boof thitsvalusahlo remiedy removed theotren.
blo and made me fool better than I had in 18 months
or two years.
Genuine hes above Trade Marrk and crosned red lines
on wrapper. 1itke no other. Made only by
UJILOWN OIL KEM LOA I. 00., BA LTIMOU, MD.
Never both be angry at once.
The scalp .is cleansed and excited to a
healthy action by Hall's Hair Renewer.
In Consumption, the disposition to cough
is dimninished by taking Ayer's Oherry
Pontnral i
WORKING UP THlE FAiM.-Of
course the farmer must make the most
of'the materials already in hand, and
many a one is so situaited that he can
make no radical change in the general
line of farm management; but this does
not imply,~ that lhe must accommodate
hmefutterly and absolutely to things
ju tasthey are, makmng no effort for
change and feeling no ambtipA for im
provement, and.. more than thnit - he
shlould feel under the necessity of mnak
ing hils bread out of unground wheat,
bcause that was the shape in which he
origmnally got it. Tq make the most of
his present material will often require
that some new onepe in troduced; sonme
new modification or estnbination form
ed1. The f~rm is stocked with animals
of different kindls; to make the best use
of those materials does not require that
they be discarded and the farm restock
ed with thorough-breds. No such
course is advisable or to be recommen
ded to the general farmer. On the con
trary these, for most people, should be
maintained on the farm as a basis, and
the most or best made out of them by
the purchase of thoroughbred sires
merely to cross on this stock to improve
its character, and the whole stock grad
ually bred up, by the use of successive
sires, to the point where the practical,
useful qualities are highly developed.
This wvill involve no very considerable
change in general farm management at
any one time, or any great outlay of
money, or any considerable Indebted
nesas over which the farmer will have to
worry, but In a short time the farm
will be by imperceptible stages worked
on to a better basis. This Is mak lng
the best of the materials already in
hand, and the farmer is certainly very
eblivious to his own Interest who post
pones the conrmnencemient of thuis im
provement and who neglects to put,
thlese materials to goodi use at once.
FRUI T orchard should receive a gen
arous top dressmng at least once in every
.wo years. Moderate applications of
lhme and generous ones of wood ashes
ire always profltable, and phosphates
ire useful -If bnrled -beneath the sur'
race; also Peruvian guano, if' slightly
sovered, late in the fall, so asrtohbecomeo
.horoughly divided by winter rais.
Lioarse orgai icimariitr should not be
lIned in cont ct w ith' th e roots of young
brees', butt chii-dust, fishi, flesh and the
b~ones of dead animals, horn pitlhs and
'oofs, hair andI 01(d plaster, Anld all like
irticles, are good for griowing trees,
Pear trees that have not borne fruit for
Lwenty years have been brought into
[ul bearingbyn ~ringt.ha
3yety branch was filled with plump
usolous friit, iut for manY years the
,res continued1 to &lil bountiful
drops. ______
Ty E~ following recipe is excellent for
theo cure of r6up or cimnkers: "Put as
nueri chlorate of 'potash into drinkig '
Rater as will dissolve, with tincture of
ron to color a little; and a teaspoonful
f cayenne pepper (powdered) to two
nuarts of-wtrin iflour of gulphtar
ourtabesonf ato' four quarterst
neal; to be give in the morning.
~That Twe~
TAe nild WeathOr, following'our long and 'ase
rete winter, lia such 0 depresszIg effect upon the
Mody that one feels al tited out, altihot .complete
Y prostrated, the appetite io lost, and there Is no
t bit19n to do anything. ThQ'wholo tondenoy of
ho system is downward. hlood's Barsaparilla is
lust ifie meiolne neded. ri purifles the' blood,.
shafpels t.e Appetito, oveicomes the tirod feeling
lid invijoratos every function of the body.
"Ilood's Satsaparlla in four weokeks mado me a
10w man. My head ceased to acho, and my wholo
lystein is built up snow, enjoying perfect health."
I. BARIINOTON, 180 Bank St., N. Y. City.
"We all like Ilood's Sarsziparills,it Is so strength
ning."-.Lizzin BALFOUR, Aulurn, It. 1.
-Cured and Built Up
"My daughter had been ailing some time
with general debility, and Hood's Sarsaparilla was
'econmeuinded to us. After she had taken three
J6ttles she was completely cured and built up. It
with great pleasure that I reoomuend Ilood's
saraaparIlla."-- BEN. M. Miistrtss, Supt. 0in.
flunati & Louisville Mall Line Co., olnoInuati.
"Yor tho past twd years I have been aillcted
with severe headache a.nd .dyspepala. I was in
luced to try Iood'd sarsaparIhia and found great
releto."-M s. I. ANAix, Now laven, (%.
H ood's S 4a
sold by all druggists. $1; Aix for$5. Prepared only
by 0. 1. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell; Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
aemp" wlth Jb Init Ayu .
TAnS MARS' As 1r I AND
O have tto * iasn plisu' .send for descript V6res
Utilfiig C'oal Duslt.--At the Jeanes
ville Iron Works are shown some valua
ble Improvements on metho~ts of burn
Ing anthracito coal dust under steam
boilers. The problem of dust burning
has been quite well worked out at this
establishment for years past, this latest
Improvement being in niovil)g the fire
back some sixteen inches from the
fronts to keep tho doors, etc., from
overheating. Tile blast is supplied by
a fan driyen. by a small engine. No
noise Is heard, and tile coal dust is
thoroughly consumed. A small portion
of the blast is applied on top of the ruel
and back of the bridge walls an apron
of fire bricks deflects the flames against,
the boilers in such a mlanner as to give
the best results. One-half of the vil
lage of Jeanesville is now heated by
steam and the whole of it is lighted by
electricity.
The results of an investigation com
menced in 1882 to ascertain tle maxi
mun and minimum percentages of
alcohol and acetic acid which genuine
apple juice would produce are published
by Mr. W. French Smith in the .Jowrnal
of the Americin Chemical Society.
They indicate that a good cider should
contain about 5 per cent. of alcoliol,
and a fair sample ought not to fall be
low 4 per cent.; and if less than 3j per
cent., the.cider must have been diluted
or prepared from extremely bad apples.
Again, while a genuine cider vinegar
may contain less than 4 per cent. of
acetic acid, a good article should con
tailn about 5 per cent., and vinegar pre
pared from thg better grades of eider
wit represent from 5.} to 7 per cent, of
acidity. Apples miut be carefully se
linfavl in ytalr1 a vinogan abov~o '7 or o
per cent.
ACTINI, THE GREAT EYE RESTORER.
1'nor. wn290N, INvi.NT'on. ids
j& ONE TREATMENT vnEE.
*'B-Persons sat ffering from diseaseps of the eye in
resbyoi a.o Ciamlatecl Lis,c CrilOit hnin,
o euli hsver bee rilimi1 II 10 w
cannot exiat after usiing Aelhia.
.Address PO. W LTLIA Mr C. W TLSON '
3113 Chuealt itt treet, Phila,
Etead the TeatimOny or fIev. wVm. nt. 0ital.
fant, a well..cinown ?lergymnan or i'lhtla.
PH ILADELPrITA, PA., Jaminary 18, 1IWI,
Pastor's Study, Messiah Mi. It. Church.
Mir DEAnRn-I-I feel thant I ought to make
known my experience with Prof. Wmn. 0. w~il
son's "AUyPINA" BATT'PltuY, not only in jus..
tice to him, bunt also that the aficited mauy
letarn whe to look for a remnedy for serious
and obstinate disoasos. For fivo years I have
been snffering with great dlistress in my head,
resulting at times in comp~leto incompetency
for work; this, together wvithi a throat trouble
causing hoarseness, rendIered spenuking not
only laborious and painful to mnysel'f, but un
pleastnt to'my congregatilon. I have used your
"AOTINA" since the 2th of Novemboer, 18&'I.
My voice is fully restored, and since uising
your instrument end wearing your garments I
have not experienced any distress whatever
in my head. Have worked 10 to 18 hours outi
of the 24 for the last live weeks, and never felt
better in my life. My wife is also wearing~ thme
Garments and using the "A0TINA,"' nnd fInds
very great relief, having suffered II years from
general debility. My little boy of 6 winters who
has suffered from a catawrrhnl tronblo sinece
an attaoer of scarlo't fever, is using your instru
mont and improving. I wish you a continua
tion of success. Very truly and fraternally
yours, WM. II.OHIALFA NT.
SW Throw away your spectacle. Got rid of
year Catarrh, andi all ia eases of the eye.
W Pied, $10. If $500 wereC p aid for it Mtvcl
be eheap. WVill last a lifeti me.- ility in one
SW famile may use It. Addrras
Sw'.1113 Chestnut Street, Phiila.
Agentet wanted in every Cit~y of the Unton.
$50 a week may be mado.
nSc arlula or Lungs
a m ition9 yr y 1 s l hv i~ h~ ft tt he
itu ii i f ye r l iii a t lu t o ia. I Ire tlii
iliotmine (.o d.i8. atui g rotht, e hirinm of hali hi1it
outs;a bi t i mr~ y ry le wi a t ll ta 1 n 1)51
I doS lth harosti i'ud o w, ~ rk rS ,$.'osr.
tI'l tl (H. H. H I oleliuigim ti la.il Trati s in
ortu .i limfttu r a IsuoIn o Aui mtlantau oas.,
usmysiditl srtan e iet
an idis andi wilt)reor ii.
ant taroAr, n m ii. rwtnea ro Ritter th e i.5
1.1 th hades hea o iremed . J d iov.o
awit' Spciic s nlromting er oettallTotiig
Bloo andHk~ni~eadacho ii tlul r asngoh
BT vat o. mrR~um
th od reilooate gis thehan how-~
oleheathy adi howtura slot.
n arIs erVisntegreatisease lpte
venter, sta et t'ihedy sofvrfmid rom.
Vin &MittesViueg aria Blioue s and.
flothefeedisegats ofthle st ivach and w
vedney, ~ian at tre otheado pall dirder.
oo dies , ~ r~s shul rve,'h lto m t itn
o Trfetes d niseseseth oert ur e~n d
onaeperance and Tobacco, which last shuld
ahands of every oblhid youth in thme
Amy 'Swoef the above bookfs rnated free on
otftour cent. for registration fees.
a2u. ataal4 DrP o0..Wte wahhhoum 5*,1t
ee
U'* reing,
No words of our$ can tell the benI I V% do.
rived from lfood's Harsaparnis, if you need * 96l4
spring medicine. It will strain all impUrniti
from phe blood, rouso the torpid liver, - Iorte
the digestive organ,. and ilhpart newilito to every
funotion of the body. We only ask you' to toy A
single bottle to provo tlie tboeitive tierits of
Hood's Sarsaparilla as au honest and 'frliable
medidine.
'"I think-IHood'i Fars'parilla is the best medicine
for geoneral debility there is, and for thegood it
has done me I cheerfully recommend it.",J. SUL
LIVAN, 89 Brown St., Iocliciter, N. Y.
"I have used Hood's SarsaparIlls for * blood
purifier in my fanily several years, and cannot
speak too highly of.ilt.",-J. . COLLINs, PJque, 0.
An Excellont Tonio
"My daughter received liluch beneflt from the
use of 0lood's Sarsaparilla asi an excellent tonic
after a protracted attack of broncilal pneumO
nia."-'. if. ADss, New lartford, Conn.
"Hood's Sarsaparilla ham done ine an irAmense
arlount of good. M1 Ivilste systemn is been built
up nd Atreathendl y iligestlork Improved, my
ad relieve ofth bai fetiog, andimo throat
relieved oi tile severe irratmio. I colili er it the.
i~eit, mnedicineo I have ever used."-MARY L..
1I'Mi4, 25 Turner St,., Saiew, Mass.
irsaparilla
Sold by all druggits. $1; six for $5. Prepared on
by 0. I. IOOD & CO., Apo liecarles, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
farp roof oat
K Evor Ma6. I
a alrnor ar110 ~1e Ct. The I'fl BiRAND 6UK1
'(foo'; wtjerDyoudrf i1 thle hard ei'all Itr
a i?.o ehr . Th you ito e as
AeM * t A. Y TO # m 2 Si lI m nn t. ,ttn
25 e 26
CENTS CENTS
for for
Cough ucRI4s Croup
TiHE 1EST AND O1EAPEmr
Cough or C *1
AS AN lPROTODA NT IT HAS
-t Contains no Opium In e
InottlW Pri 2 41A.IOdIN iia
1 . IS L :.4 eli r ,UJUo
f 1" 1 i-Cout I 'itti t nroP I it I)for tii, s.wotuu ii t lot I . ..
or aill w.ito (1 sk l llil A _ _1i r l' i ieinl
'iioo li1rlinj a rilititily~ tin I' )M WAP tJ lIiON o.r %iir
IotUN.1 DliIA8F. liouhI itar) tile larp~ $1 b).fttioj.
'rice, 25e,, 50c. anid $1 per Bottle.
SOLD BY ALL MEi)ICINE DEALERS.
DEBI TD N.
of r Dyes Ct ratd O ltaic lIeu with ^lectric s.
maori uer eriit a e a~ ~f~.is~ re lf ai
ottrdiseased oniite rtioration tocali Vior,
anti at>nood uata d No ri sk is incur red. Ill u.
dressin a VOLTAW RIILEIfO lnha ic
No flops to Cut Oil Horses' lsdanes. L
Colebrated' 'NI I *IIALTKR___
be Bip> b any hnted t~ne ot, I
receipt ofrg 1. iy al il idur
e 'l'H~ai toUEae
BI eg s"I GeatEnglish Gout and
A~~lf r i.6* houematlo Remedy.
HURSli'S's"h EIRTOOThPO!Djij
LicpiglethPerfect angu.Gga jealthy.
Shuman body ERADI TRD
CLAR 'RMS
~- VOR ISALE BY DRlUGGIRS.
ITSSTOPPED FREE
-ine rsbn Restored
Dr.KLINE-S GREAT
foal11AI&NnNER V RE8TORER
Anrt dsys. se. Treamtiso nd s trat beottle free to
rbce . fitiln et... . a rren drso
See id~ru*au h"tu. BAIP$&''R ~j
PENNYRDYAL PILLS
"CHIC ESE 'SENGLiSH."
The Original and Only eennte.
.ro a a 4 >t n . air, or t then
U n.Tat ..areeuer
Pld t eyfore.ahiae.N. tarouis. odeercame
I CUREanst FoITan hepSt
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