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AA YOUNG ATIutEs- "My dear I want * heroine for my new novel. Sle libukbe tvery talented and somewhat upboflveitional, in fact veiy original. Van't you give me an idea?" Husband - "Certainly, love. Yoi wish her to possess a composition of traits never before dreamed of, I sup "That's it, that's it. Bat It must be a combination orticulated to make a man love her to distraction." "I see. Well, in the first place she should be literary." "Of courae." "The apthor of a book." "Just the thing: but how shall I make her entirely different from other literary ladies?" "Have her look over her husband's wardrobe and sew on buttons before start ng any new novels. JONEs-"Candidate St. John was not in the war, was he?" Smith-"Oh, he bas a war -fecord." Joies--Indeed. Whiat was it?" Smitb-"Listen, and I will tell you. It is a thrilling tale. The battle was raging fiercely; defeat seemed immin ent; St.'Jobn had just dismissed his barber, and his mustache, which only a few hours before was a fiery red, was now a glossy black. , Suddenly. amid the slaughter, the enemy signaled for a mimentary armistice; the roar of can. non atlid rattle of infantry ceased; the commander, of the onward pressing hosts called out 'Surrender, St. John, surrender.' St. John drew himself up and proudly replied: 'The Old Guard dyes; it never surrenders!' " Mn. WrNKs-"I see that Mary L. Booth gets $4,000 a year for editing Harper's Bazar." Mrs. Winks-"$4,000, and just for writing a few lines every week?" Mr. WIuas-"Oh, she ha3 more to do than that. She has charge of the en tire paper." Mrs.W inks-"Not the atterns,too?" Mr. Winks-"1Oh, yes." Mrs. Winks-' 'Then what In the world does George William Curtis do?" "SPEARING of the difficulty that for eigners experience In giving the prop er accent to English," said Captain Boslum, "reminds me of the fact that when I came hither I could not speak English, yet you cannot detect in my conversation a foreign accent." "To acquire such perfection must have taken much time," replied a lady. "Oh, yes; It required years." "Must have been young when you came to this place?" "Yes; I was very young. In fact I was born here. MINISTERS WzFE.-"IHow terrible this paper says that a Methodist min later and his family in the rural dis tricts of New York were recently dis. covered to be on the verge of starva *vation." bMINISTER---"Well, he might have known enough to keen a big dog." MinIster's Wife-"What for?" Minister-"To scare off donation par ties." AN uncouth-looking young man from the Sandwich Islauds, the son of a mis sionary was once requested to address a missionary Sunday-school In New York. He began by asking, "Where do you suppose I am from, children?" "From the country, sir," blurted out a rough boy in the corner. "Hovi often do you present your bill to that young fellow?" said a gen tleman to a cigar-store man when a dude told him to charge hIm with a package of cigatettes. "Quarterly, sir." "What? You don't mean to say you trust him for three montns?" "Oh, no, of course not. Quarterly in this case means every time the bLil am ounts to a quarter." TlHE teacher of a Chelsea Sunday. school recently asked her pupils the following questIon, expecting "aia" for an ans wer: "What, children causes the most trouble and misery in the world?" For a time no one answerel, but finally a small, bright-lookmng boy hold up his hand and gravely said: " 'Skeeters, darn 'em." VERY NAnnow EscArm-A youth of libernian extraction in chopping wood with a hatchet the other day was so unfortunate as to graze the thumb of his left band with which he was steadving the piece of kIndling he was splitting. Ruefully gazing at the in jured member, he remarked: "Begorra, tt was a good thing I did not have hold of the handle with both bands or I'd have out it off, sure." "flow I pity the poor such a night as this?" said Blande, as he sat in his comfortable apartment. "Then why," -asked Bluff, "don't you put on your coat and see if you cannot render as sistance to some of them?" "Ahi!" re plied Bilande, "then I shouldn't be so comfortable as I am now, and I might forget the poor and begin to pity my. self. That would be selfish ycu know." Misa NondDy-"And so your sister married an Italian count?" Miss Somebody--"Yos, a genuine count. Is title is perfect,." Miss Nobody-'"He accompanied her home, I suppose?" Miss Momeboy-"Yes. hark! There he comes iow. I would know his hand organ amonga thuad Miw. Mfl'ris.-."What has become of Miss Finks?" Mrs. Wihnl~-"She got married." Mrs. Minks-"You don't say ao? DId she marry well?" Mrs. Winiks-"No,not a 'well,' a beer barrel," YOUNGc Snifkins is so madly in love with Amelia P'opinjay that when she confided to him the other evening that she adored black eyes, he stole away and blied a :stalwart -younga Irishman to deoorjte his countenance Wvith those orhaInentd, at fif ty. coits an eye. THE iNife of a Methodist pyeacher in Georgia ,takes turns.,W41.~him att preach lng. When his parkhloiiO18866 the 01(1 gentletman digging worm' Tin the back yard they know it is his day off. "I AM not dead, I am not di sings a magazine !poet. We dpD 't blame the poet; we 'only blame tbd.ed Itor for not lugging him-up a'coupie of stories hiighier before he slung him out. *Ev~p fairmer should have a frost proof .sgorint-roomi, either in the barn, or on a level with the kitchiei floor, for storing vegetabiles or'friuits that are to be used in the house. Roots for stock should De stored in the barn, l49wever, in preferened~ to'the arrangeitlent near the. houe,. ,~tle walls, filled iwith savvdust, will ib laqnn exneltfrogt, proof house, a tindows may '' pro videdr of doelanazem ash, e3,1vho g1s up the apalleit part of a secret bas the rest no longer in his power. Pe'ople are recognisin the danget attending the use of opium, and legis lative bodies are being called -upon to suppress the growleg evil. The only cough mixture whidb does not contain opiates, and yet is of remakiable elic. acy, is Red Star Cbuih cure. 25 cents. It is only the holy who know how to pity and forgive. For twenty years Mrs. John Gem. mill, Milroy, Mifilin County, Penna., could not walk on, account of an in jury to the spine. One bottle of St. Jacob's Oil gave relief, the second en abled her to walls and cured her. To be angry is to ievenge the fault. of others upon ourselves. 'Tis FnEQUIENTLY REOoMMENDED. Mr. H. 0. looney, Astoria, Ill., writes that Allen's Lung Balsam, which he has sold (oz fifteen years sells better than any other cough remedy, and gives satisfaction. 'Ti recommended by the medical profession bore. 250o., 50. and $1 per bottl% at Drug. gista. By proclaiming a gift its fruit per ishes. The orand Unign. If you visit New York and would take your ease after a.weary day's travel, go to the Grand Union Hotel, directly op osite the Grand Central Depot. It has 0 le gant rooms supplied with every convent. .once, elevators and a table furnished with every deliaoy. . Hor1e ears, stages and the elevated railroad pass the door. To purify the air of the collar, and to destroy parasitical growth, a German authority says: "Put some roll brim stone into a pan set the fire to It, close the doors and windows as tight as pos sible for two or three hours; repeat this Inexpensive operation every three months." ANOTHER way to make excellent corn bread is to start with about a pint of wheat-bread sponge. Mix with this two quarts of Indian meal and water enough to wet it; then stir in half a pint of wheat flour and a tablespoon ful of salt; let this rise, then knead -it well and put it in tins; whien light bake for ..a hour and a ball, The sense of vanity is the very last sense a parent should appeal to in a child. "A GoD sEND Is Ely's Cream Balm,' writes Mrs. M. A. Jackson, of Ports mouth, N. H., on May 22d, 1882. 1 had catarrh for tbree years had tried nearly all remedies but to no purpose. Two or three times a week my nose would bleed quite freely and I thought the sores in it would never heal. Your Balm has cured me. This preparation Is not a liquid or a snuff, and Is easily applied. Price 50 cents. Life as it passes along bears us home to God. Fon DrsPEPSIA, INDioESTON, depression of aptr lla and general debility m their various forma also as a preventive against fever and ague and otner intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated. Elixir of Calisaya"imade by Caswellaard & Co., New York, and sold by all Druggists, ia the aest tonic; and for patients recovertug from fever or other aickness. it bas no equaL. He is rich who Is poor enough to be generous. That fealing of extreme debillty Is entirely over come by Hood's sarsaparilla. "I was tired all over, buit Hood's sarsaparmia gave me ne~w life and strength," says a Pawtuotret, R. I., lady. Hood's sarsiparllla is sold by all druggiats. $1 a bottle, or six Dotles for 5o. Sooner or later the hour of trial comes to every soul. ELY's CREAM BA LM is the most ef fective conivenient and agreeable catnrrh remedy I ever used, and I have tried them all.--C. B. Cook, Henning,Laud erdale Co., Tenn. IHow many can trace all their miser les to one false step. When yon need a friend, select a true one. Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is the best friend mankind has for all diseases cf the stomach, liver and kidneys. The best blood purifier and tonic kno wn. 60 cente. The genius, wit and spirit of a nation are discovered in its proverbs. A oure of Fneumonia. Mr, D. H. Barnaby, of Owego, N. Y., says that his slaughter was taken with a violent cold which termulbated with Pnev. mona, .anid all teia tent physidians gave thie case up and sai4she could live but a fear hours at'most, 'She wa~sin this, condi tronfirhn'a friend reoonini nded DR. WM. Jt~' ALSAM. FON ~E LUNGS, anid god her to try it.sb accaj ted it ~s a 14~ resort, and was surprised to find thd(~1 produced a marked change for the betoer and by persevering a permanent curs 0951 effected. IN .selecting a dairy cow the most important p61nt Is a good constitution Indicate I by JarE lunigs,' stomach and digestivce apacityv; she shottld come from a good milking family; the eye should be bright, muzzle broad, nostrils thin and large, chest and hips broad, leg. flat, udder broad, milk veins large and head small. _____ THE habit of running over boots or shoes corrected with Lyon's Pastent Heel Stiffen era, If laughter Is the daylight of the soul, a smile Is its twilight. If afficted *lth s&ri s ties Dr -Isaac Thompson's Eye Water.Dtiggists gilii.250 ' Mistakes made in early life are some tinmes neyerse'ctifled. The best A~ille Blout and Collar Pads are niade of sino and leather. 2y thens, The page that God seeth is the page by which we shall he judged. F""TS All Fits atope fr. Treatise and gs',rt betlecof Dr. Kline'sutreat N'erve itestor~r fra.e t'o lit cases, send to Dr. Kime,981 Arch StL;Phia., Pa, Love mankitid with all your soul and you will feel no dimolulty 14i using pa. tience, forbeatance andefor~veness. ,km pot ent, when yon visit' or eave New fort City, save bagg ereusa sd$criae ire and so un00 epaut rooms. dtted UP at acost of6o'e million dollars, Si and upWards Der . Enran Plan. Elevator. Rteataurhnt lidW the best. Iforse cars, stages snd c oJ aad to all dopots. Famies can ivte belier for less mon~ey at thxe Grand Union ilotel than at any gthuer fllar-clans hotel I0 the o~ty. Tiie Odiinese Nay, thbey ts a 1el of ,wlso~ at he rooyof evt gray' hir. Si, Bernard Vegal6I'~is n atls, (Julenes,I cob, i lKOife Drandtiiru Micine gyave m~n ~eniv ' b;.ttgs.tI eor 1) DR. RADWAY' arsaparillian ' Resolvent, Tte G"~at H14,0d Furliter, for tie Vare of aik %.nronio Iieasos. Chronto Ihetimatism, Chreplo Catarrh in the ead, Scrofata, ivpblltttio coniplaints, ete, oulan. cdntar 8wettiUt, Drl Hlaokln Cough, Cancerous . tIf eBtl 1 is, iledin~g of the Lqutr, DyAep , Water Sraih, WVhiti oweziI q&,a tmor P.0p.1 Eilotohe., xraptlmi of th tee, Uicers 1 bleeases, ropAr, Rietets Halt Rbear, Bronhil s, (owesiupiion. Diabetes, kidney, BMisWr, Liver Conkp!usnls, eto, SCROFULA, Whether t'ans'ultted from arents or acquired, is with n the curative ransge 4 the barsaaparallian Jt"),0ooiea. - Cures h ye been mael where persons have been oftleted With a rofola front their youth ttO 20. 8t)an 1 40 years of age bylPt [CADWA' HAitAPAlitILLIA.I'it KOLVtNTaremedy composed of ingredients of extraordinary uedt oa propertie , essential to purity, heai, repair and invigorate the brokon down. anl -wasted body Quick, pleagant, safe and permaneat mt its trea Wzent aind cure. dold by all druggi.ts. One aollar a bottle. RADWAY'S.YEL For the reet and cure of all. Pains, Congestions and Infammations. DR. RADWAY'S PILLS For MINTPE1S1A and for the oure of all tho dis. F orders of the Stomaub, Liver, Sowels. Constipa. tion, B itoneness, Files, Headohe, oto. Arion -- 95 denta. R. a UL AX o&.. 33 Warrea 1S:., N,Y J Relieved at Last! 4We 'knoW aentlemlan In this e01tutty jib% .1:fi months a was im )at a hpe I rOT attaok 'a rheurnitiem. He e a hub, Sha little f a hope ot e e J an ay r an. and in i nest e .4 PaIa . I pour Inury an to wha n wo rk soix - wo te uleuuee in his c0oitio Uhe r 41t~t ad bien Ater us 'it a ea n a a~I9~~ ab , trtormed fo emiser. a er tpau Mr.aE. I"hLamoert"-yra. Ia 'te Treatise on B'ood ant skin Diseases mailed fr TawsrV rw 91 to CO.. Drawer 8. Atlanta, , orTW.H Us..N.. MORPHINEo'i'a kAMALE UlURE4 AVDVE FRBB. 08. J. C. HOFFMAN, Jefferson, Wisognsn. DoFINE oUdi Ote, .tep, Uo mVA iii ule . for sale. Calue wt ha Lb i a ; ftP ra -N. I. ID 2 yr &, Co-., Oat-V " u,'jL 90 NSU MlfT ION MsOM, a ostaive remedy fr tom ova e s i u ta a lif nu i atrI wt T o sIr is i a e - &ad o ase Oftheworst ki d and of long st',IIlng have been Cored. Tods ,d so Sirq ef IRA at I t ~~ CY, that I Will end.c TWO VOTTLN HERt , togeter wItt a VAL-4 UAULR TS3.PtTR1 *a this dlaese ,to *1snyafferer. Give fts prosliand 1.0. sddrecs. Dli T.A CTAIli teearl~i .N.Y. THIS STYLE ad PHILA. SINGERa.1 DAYS' t A Full Set of WAtiRn.eh nts. 3% WARRAXNT1D U 33reargs. Send for Circular. 40. A. WOOD & CO., 17N. loth St., Phila., Pa, DDEW'8 PASTILLE8. e. U11r MOMM .fl, - CtestoWas M3 SALESMEN l o rvake for the sale of chlee Nursery ok on gal. #try and ex ponses. oron commieiion. 02kerma. ncnt, BenI toA tern:.. address GLEN DUIAOHlS Nurserymon, ochestr. N. Vr Y nfonl~0 tuanri furYnIs. Yrate for cirouaIE KNIVES with ivory handles, which have become locsened or have fallen out entirely, ean be cemented at home, and with small expense, by using this cement: Take four parts of rosin, one to part of beeswax, an I one part or plie- th ter of Pais; fil tho hole in the handle an'e with the cement, then beat the steel of od the handle, and press it firmly into the '9 cement. A Womnauls AUe. A woman, it ia said, ia no older than she ' looks. Miany women, however look dou ble their actual age by reason o hose func tional disorders whioh wear upon the a nerves and vitality; and whioh,. ifun chceare liable to obange the mostr bust woman to a weak, broKen-down inra lidi. Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescript ion" will positively cure every irregularity and weakness peonliar to the sox, and requires but, a sin le trial to p rove its surpassing merit. Price reduced to 0one dollar, By druggists. Real piet y is never gloomy. The Nineteenth Century Club is an or -_ ganization that will consist of an egnal w number of men and women. It is hardly5 to be expected that they wdll agree on 'all subjects; but it can surprise no one to learn that Dr. Piece's "Golten Medical Discov. ery," is unanimously pronounced the most successful remedy extant, for pulmonary consumption, as has been demonstrated in hundreds of cases; it pousitively arrests this disease and restores health and stren gth, if administered in its early stages. By druggists. Words of love are works of love. Yo~ung or middle-aged men, sufl'ering from nervous debility and kindred affec tions, should address with 10 cents in stamnp. for large treatise, World's Dispen sary Medical Ast~ociation, 663 Main Street,H Bufifalo, N. Y. The show of coldness is more easy ' and true than the show of warmth. _ More substantial benefit can be obtained frote a 50 cent bot tle of Dr. Bigelow's Post- DRi tive Ouire than a dollar bottle of any other ma cough remedy. it Is a prompt, safe and - p leasant cure Ior all throat, and lung trou bles. Prosperities can only be enjoyed by them who fear not at all to lose them. m "it's kind of rough to be troubled with affections of the scalp isn't it?" ~ said a symoathetic Pittsburgher to a ii friend not long since. "Yes," was 'the 'laconie reply, "dandrufIf, but Carboline eat will clean it out quicker than a natural gas explosion."_______ The lasting and crowning privilege or rather property of friendship' IA con-.' Stancy.s A CENTURtY of progress bas not pro- t.o dhefied a remedy equal to Ely's Cream 'n B~tlm for Catarrh Cold in' the head It and Hay Fever, It is ngt a liquid orj (snuff, but is perfectly safe and easily applied willi the finger. It gives hm. urfediate relief atid oures the, iWolst cases. *Price 50 cents. At druggists. 00 e nts by mail. Ely Bros., Owego, Ennui a h ghost ofmurdered A. titue. j No APPr-ITM, Low BrIntTs, nIRAD. AOL! D, flatulenoyv, sleeplessness, languor, 01 Oonsetpation-are tlhese, or any of them, A among youtr ailments! It''so, try Da, a WVAKi'nl's YINxoaR UITTRrgs, and toll If. your sick friends its effect ; this is the only advertisement the medlne re.. t qutires, it has spread from house toF house, from villag to village, all over the land, in tis way.I ~-P'lleaplples are plentiful in Florida. .... No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consump. . tion. Cures where other remedles fl. 250, o RE ID Oavo as A 18V be;a XRLN. TH1M ES , Y~6E ~iB il , MD (Ar ) U 1atcafnum-ip anten nw w sea le ie UBe Nas ed (h aiahei te r OI i e e w Ag A Twe vow . .. Be to U er heap"t ea , Hay Fever, 8H t bean eey ng for. 'aia av m e lot e B es U e thet Bet xA seo and heapest Hedornw B y g e. . 0 cnot B es osr os eh the t a o Ue. ani Cheapdst. Ah Head, FTERALLe OTHlay FAer, CO cnS.L DR. RA OBB,'c Pbuo edy fodatarh a e me alos rnme (o rnallBo . ClownE .n,l . a 41nt l Rea edy fno r Catarrh is th o t. Aceto Use, and Cheapest , Aloo, for COld In the Head, a uada be Hlay over, &a. o0 C Pnts. Mios le mney for Catarrhl Is jout thefmedicinl re ts.-Olo.kn fr W-i PhIaO lp a, PaMM. L PlaG's Remedy for Caarrh to the uto Use, SN Cheapest. 1.dSO.V.S"*rttoloFver&-0Cel; gosR600 orCtrr a douns io TE AL OTer tiL, QUBSTB DW0 L g RB.8 eowale os il er onn en A ' h emedy for .atarrhes toe a re Etnorea to n dleaest . lo for i t l d i ri te n ea , lead rsUA.M itoP. M,&. M0cotsl-PM isme 's b eed ma aarhI h needytE Eests. tUs 1AmGION CARianGEo. ARCUG SYRh ewOtlAns E, N.sY. LLUnTRATED CAdwThLOGUEFseBE TOL A BORINCICH fyonrdea0rd esteeepoga at Ifmyed . suooA te t peelalet. a atQier o. ad aar.d9ynp -_____t___ A N, CARRIAGE NOw BUGG .YRA.N.Y. N. Y. uleOR 30, n~ * 10. tr ler a e. wrk ben topki a a r~.,A G5, f, mos/, 0. tee witG a libeal o iata Soreete .o. fet. sSrEMINAL WfAKNEJS AND OtUlt te 1* *A. B. U~ O BE eui of .g Nil~or eca' 1'et, Phildtelphia H ) Fs i ee .t9P dvice re.Radour eewt o, "The M'l ,,ee" Pie 0. Also r tmentbna.. La Aa lug -et a REI~Lssn bmal at a asartet sa .~1 8.. ng meorn po Wa r,$ r oa Jo Rttn d Dragg se hod rierynd3ees W011111 1ARMNOTS.. nonstdon 6oD.-Hil phagl ha aesome advance iAlP sine 1872. the year fellowing the war witt Germany, during which the eating ol horses was practiced by the Parisians, so long at least as the city was held ir siege. In 1872 0,782 horses were slaughtered for food in the city o Paris. In 1888, the last year for which there are any returns, the number was 18,284. Before 1872, . however, and even before the war with Prussia, in fact as far back as 1860, the slaughtei of horses for food was duly licensed, although In 1860 there was but one butcher having the legal right to out up and soll the. carcasses of horses. The licensed horse butchers now num ber eighty. This fact, taken. with the figures that Indicate the oonsumption of horse ment, account for the many low priced "bouillons" about the streets of Paris. Vetei nary experts declare that soup made from horse flesh Is better than that made from the meat of the ox. That may be a question for gas. tronomic sharps to discuss. but .i% is said that the bouillon which smokes In a thousand Paris eating houses smells *and tastes so nearly like that msado be fore horses calie to their end at the shambles, that no man's nose or tongue can tell the difference. Whether this resemblance Is due to the similarity In the nature of the b9asts, or to the artis. tio aptness of the cook, is a seoret with the proprietor of the shop and the su 15erintendentof his kitchen. Anentli\1 siastio advocate of hippophagy main talhs that the horse has .been improved since he has made his appearance at the table. . His principal ground for argu ment In this direction is that one sees fewer raw-boned, broken-down hackE dragging Paris cabs and omnibuses than in tormer days. This might sbovw that improvement In the average look of the cab horse had been purchased at the expense of the people's digestion. But it Is also declared that when a horse gives signs of wearing out, hie harness is taken off and he is simply housed where proper food increases hi; aditose tissue, and where idleness soft. ens his muscles and tendons. KEEPrNG seeds too long causes them to lose a portion of their vitality. Melons, when grown from fresh seed are said to run to vine, while old see give more productive but less vigorouE plants. Wocannot renew youth, but we can pre vent gray hair by uring Hall's Hair Renewoi Ayer's Pills are a never-failing remedy foi headaches. cansed by adisordered stomach. Fine goods are packed in small par. cels. iAdawirou awellas traingotllt r eolea it tends. bjnareri uron, endl do te tlne f lstem. to prepare the way d D6011=e OR HC2 u.I niowy an. A tBRI GATN.--he propr~aietor of Th .Rura Newlorke expeimen brund ae succeedeflrwn' in fduina rossbetwee whea appt nd re,ehcJ progss o eaer tr esting, 1at headsl that reute rmtecos cSe e moruliereand~5e on ere heavly barde. Ot emont al rn esemled weat,'ande ere' smoother Geine heas bere smal anrae dfeble, otherapre an strong.Thae were b1 difrn colors, Rtoo--yelloprkr own The Rurlish. Yore experimen. teros ae gctcflloeed mattero upng, cross beltweng whad ranin, whrc rdces tne ben ver grInteetntualy Tet Thpermen was greatedriey Inh headucthat rele from th foerssp the were relktre.ndwr hTail bearde.nda ter orehol nort bestebe exheuaiv food wer hsmonothe thanmt 'mheaswrmlandgg. Wel othrns ats.ble and stuc.wheyatr difeth ceor, tooytrell dark sbrown cake. withplarh. Teer inhi a temoaregding toiollowuthes ttle though br plain an repantng, rs.s duis afed knd. of grain leentually he aexerednt asonucted byoun the walogthesuhsd.O a Tfene or nderlnan on shoundshed and the notovr-fod oeggs in hear thant akepe.m Poltry uegs. Wreusal screeigs. bnyfar a buckwhthg ith crume, bone oys atershls an driwkin tougsgvndlcosiu lthughe ors ca. Hesol cbnnot mt<is -eths feed loacked t boleep wrm hand. Tha.oe shetrdunponl be grond ase alo te seoudth. sieac of fros fecoandpakter aoen wat.. hede and car nerfd eggll s well r thekper. protr frouse reo. toigh rplnto anqiry s o whii bree somer btl high quartsiered the aelways ld, aythth LeOOrnS taky f the larestnu berr eg plnt tyeat fall srhould are cutainmed tlngthen ae Intberwe prict sand.gh Te boxes shom uld bretdr hers el fot canot reach thm. pnrs aydi b be uftlassont ast e b eyoesd the, greaund. frosi and packte bxee of tld andwmakr toheelradsweorters uap s re prptrlyth proectdfo fot EER ayerswe wtoll say thatti( coin yearbt ith B r a rees claot msehlforl never p1 to a peouttng tre hes) s llfor fartom $5ho $25. rse t o mayi fo e so otday:, soi . Humors in the B3lood Often manifest themuselves in the spring months. Scrofula lurks In the blood of nearly every one, Eruvtions sUoh as hives, pimples and bolls, salt being often Inherited. Its severept form is that of rhenm, scrofula, or other affections caused by Im. tuna og soroi On the arms; legs or ftet. Bnohes purity or low state of the blood, are tured by In the glands of the neck, pimplW, canoerots Hood's Sarsaparuila. It purlisae vitalises and en. growths, swollen joints and thiokei'ng of the up. riches the blood, creates an appetite, rouses the per lip are other synp-oms. Reod's Sarsatarilla liver and gives renewed strength to tue whole has had wonderful success in curing sotofyle. It body. Try this exceLent gpring medicine and thoroughly eradicates the bu aor from the blood blood purifier. and gives it new vitality and richness. Boils and Pimples. Swellings in the Neck "For several years a had pimples breaking out Juseph Dunphy,214 Central Street, Lowell Mas on my face and neck. I was Induced to take Hood's bad sWeings and lumps On hi nook A fse Sarsaparilla, and my sakin Is now clearer and I atn which various pstes, ointments and medicines feeling better than for some time."-R. D. Aiocs. ailed to atop. A shopmato, whose wife had been AnB3, 04 Bond St., Oleveland, 0. cured of a sore on her arm by Hood's Sarsapardla, "Pimples were breaking out all over my face, recommended the medicine, and he bought a bot can ed by smoking cigarettes. I was advised by tie. In three days there waN a change In the sep. my drugg;st to try Hood's Sarsapav Illa and dill tiwis; and five bottles effected a complete cue. o,and all traces of tho pimples have disappeared." "I suffered with boils five years Hood's Saris -J. 0 DANZIL, 29 Union St., Norwich, Ct. par.l a cured me.va-ru . LAN , Pittsburgh Pa Hoodr o aSarsaparlla Sold by aliruggists. $1; sit for $5. Propired only I Sold by all drogkpta. $1rem n for $. Prepared only -by 0. 1 HOOD & C., Apothecares, Lowe , Mass. by(I L HOOD & .,"Apo-.carLes, Lowell, Man. 100 Doses One Dollar 100 Doses One Dollar ARE.TH FAIOU0 pae a*the ub . g(Rh 4f A Gih- oncobined with Balsamue, Extradte Kidney Weakness,sprains, Wrenohes, - and U ook, phse pators a a eknesses, estPa eneer I ourftive p~ropea u~nknown to other kid.A12all oigsmpo ulpis l~ rdO40 that torment the od are and ex n eir weI soo Instantly' relieved and speedily curedt tb worn- kill)]f sia ngquulltlem. 1Hop'lteil out and weak parts strengthened. Frmytieuro- evorywh re, so ota., for $1.00. naod for 90. warranted the very best plaster In teworld. Propriotqrs, UOP MLASTER 0O.0 Roston, W-1%The Bs 1s l K E atrproof BySLold ceeebetredi.Dwrolialn oeEni. Itctehardest storm. The nlow POMMEL. AL ICEIH Isa perie 4. ridingcotan JJ1Ih Braud"# tradle-mark. Illustrated Catalogueo, Ac . A , Tower# Ilhoston, Mass. COCOANUT TARTS are a pleasing ad dition to the plain dinner for a family where there are children. Line small tins with nice light crust and fill with this mixture: Dissolve a quarter of a pound of sugar in a little water, add as much grated cocoanut as you can stIr 26 in, and have well mixed with the sugar. CHETCHIT Let this simmer slowly for a few min utes, then when it coolH add the yelks fer for of two eggs. Fill the tins and bake u'li Croup for ten minutes In a quick oven. Cover the top with a ineringue made of the whites of the eggs and two tablespoon fuls of powdered sugar. Brown in the oven. If you do nor care to take quite so much pains put the whites and yelkri both in with the cocoanut and sugar. CALIFORNIA fruit growers begin to realize that the destruction of the fo! - ests on theiy mountains is es3pecially C u h o r u hurtful to them, owing to the fact that a large portion of the state needs irrigating, and this demands a uniform RA XETinP T[A J)iR. flow of water. Besides, this, the steep- tCnan oOpu n n om ness and height of their mountains LUGRL4 iTi-,-t; make torrents there unusually des riue- OotOaom4 i tive. ._____ ~aitr)'tqi~ Too nmuch should not be expected-Irc,2c 0.ad$ e ote from any branch of . Industry. -The profits from dairyt~ng are due, to expelr- SOD YAtME1IEDtLR. lonce. There is much to be learlied about the management of cows, care of milk and the mnanufactiure and sale of butter. 'Every 11ttle detail should JJ~EIIAE M N be studied, and a familiarity with the 0YUaealuc fc iflffff/dio h s characteristics and merits of all the D.DesCe~ridVlacle ihtcroBs breeds should be the object of the far- ~ Dblt~Vlcso mner if he wishes to succeed. ~ n Uknrdtobe.At ~ tn Stories first heard at a mother's knee --___ are never wholly forgotten-a littlet ~a ~5to-, Mns spring that never quite dries up in our e~~j;JI~ve* IITI journey through scorching years. P' y~~u~.Sml oNEr TREATMENTlisFIcEElcMir a nggrsonsdiuceunt to ates.ofrth i Fr soyo a, ratlatedLodr Cnon t ithiim. .4 . I RO. WII, . I. toN___ rant, Iaiwe,,..knowntCilerg rnanaof Phiet. PHLA EHA PRA.,MN Januar 18 , jep1886,Pr~c adOin eat MDeron aSein fre dsase ough the aInke anowand ~ty exprmene wih rof. Wmm.Wl tico tohi,rbute als ath afcted ay, letcarnwherebo look fue. oraimed fo~ rIchus tondh olstat s sae.r ~ive years~b~ to hae b~een PRiOrin wi gr a itrssinmyhad ony laborious dpinfu Acto myselfm but un-DWAZD leasat tmonvregatin. WI ave used i yourulet~* St Nt PHAD7LPHNA , PAhe January Noem, 1885. O IAED RU&I~4 M Paiesflrstor'sStd, andssince.B huring 'you Er intu-I feel tearng yourgartit Iae ED~'~ 7, .'fi e kaoennot experIenced wnisthrf. Whatever Ctln.tA~~ellaap0~mu~ ien wyhed. t lokworkared for horoustTPEDFE afthd fotie dlaset orfeyas1have wolks', andt16Ver fel beter in-olfe withge distreso eing theiiD.ILBS RA -rete and timsIn comlh e CIAndeo nDNads ETO vey grie ief hain sfere d 8 yer F' 'rom AUS hffere rk; t as t atrriha throtruble geANNRV ~;Ai.Onym aung aofsean'sst reder speakyuringstA' t.i "~ pleasnt nd imypnrgi n.I have ouse yonnur a'nin tiopyagzrschroobxh tAi'INof sce ther 2tru and Novemernalrdlyii3o. ..fa 5l~OId~~i.m IntuetadwaigyourW( B. R NT, bnem hadi a aoicl t 18 for u of th1118 helstfv wheok nd strelt la Agments wantd uin teer ty fli ahe Union.rgia udOlyGsse~ $60 ty.ee may beiadebo f0wnesh 4.~leatt .'4 ~ d from; a GetePratavrand Touble a rfecsinr arislrat an Viearko Bcilters uhreig yourit but Acd Wio alcohollo eorryhmineralfornoitson. yorCtrhadalDiseases of the eye.s o *a am r narure, ar, litallwere aid frtould of Vae tter a~l feei sNes. e d. 1118 Cesu t Ste, Phtira .giaa Ageents DwantdIneerhit f h Uin.a.il $80 ai week ma he der. fYtaA e d fo~eitheoou valabler an dels~fabnse as 'icpa pGnte Pati an Toic aproso ?\~ ~~ o y e vetr hl and o t the m.ande- ~~-~ theroof.heao e bs italitd free d*,'enf~i rci o or iiets o eistton. -fees.J ' R.iuMcoaledfnmo00,, of2 Wshinat., N.Y.eie.aaeaoxb Late am nd'w o'entlsemen.alnatow an oo. sA a oralyn en 261S.~ 26i~~ tipo n ibod m itn,~ lhs11te Bt eu u~ Ota 61rilA'wfen i pounded poa~aTHEg DEeTpANDerCOEAPmUsTD sn otetero urvlaber~~iO ~i~C ioughr~ rikfor r o upt~e te no t em a hf tlYaen of r rAR tee NqdcalTrat~ onDi ,o ~ ~ a l .oiertas we n se o ppar e n4i eauIntmpeanc an To~',whlh ~6U Prmce and Hoe. and $1 perd otl. 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