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HE-INVESTItATED. A RemarkableStatement Fully Confirm. ed by Three Important Interviews. An unusual article from the Rochester, N. Y.. Democrat and Chronole was published in this paper recently and has been the subject of much conversation both In professional circles and on the street. Apparently it caused more commo tion im Rochester, as the following from the same paper shows: Dr. J. B. Elenion, who is well known not only in R 'chester, but in nearly every part of America, sent an extended article to this paper, a few days since, which was duly published, detailing his remarkable experience and rescue from what .seemed to be certain death it would be impossible to enumerate the personal enquiries which have been made at our ofU-.e as to the va lidity of the article, but they have been so numerous that further investigation of the subject was deemed an editorial necessity. With this end in view a representative of this paper called on Dr. Rlenton at his res idence, when the following interview oc curred: "That article of yours, doctor, has created q'ite a whirlwind. Are the state ments about the terrible condition you were in, and the way you were rescued such as you can sustain?" "Every one of them and many addition al ones. Few people ever get so near the grave as I did and then return, and I am not surprised that the public think it mar velous. It was marvelous." "fHow in the world did you,a physician, come to be brought so low?" "By neglecting the first and most slm ple symptoms. I did not think I was sick. It is true 1 had frtq'ient headaches; telt tired most of the time: could eat nothing one day and was ravenous the next; felt dull, indefinite pains, and my stomach.was out of order, but I did not think it meant , anything serious." "But have these common ailments any thinir to do with the fearful Bright's dis ease which took so firm a hold on you?" "Anythinidi Why, they are the sure in dications of the first stages of that dread ful malady. The fact is, few people know or realize what ails t hem, and I am sorry to say that too few ptivsician., do either." "That is a strange stateumait, doctor." "But it is a true one. The medical pro fession have been treating symptoms in stead of diseases for years, and it is high time it ceased. We doctors have been clipping off the twigs when we should strike at the root. The symptoms I have just mentioned or any unusual action or irritation of the water channels indicate the approach of Bright's disease even more than a cough announces the coming of consumption. .We do not treat the cough, but try to help tliQ lungs, We should not waste our time trying to relieve the head ache, stomach, pains about the body or other symptoms, but, go directly to the kidneys, the source of most of these all ments." "This, then, is what you mean when you said more than one-half the deaths which occur arise from Bright's disease, is it doctor?,' "Precisely. Thcusanns or so-called dis eases are tortiril* people to-day, when in reality it is Bright's disease in some one of its many forms. It is a Hydra headed monster and the slightest symptoms should -strike terror to eveiry one who has them. I can look back and recall hundreds of deaths which phyiclans declared at the time were caused by paralysis, apoplexy, heart disease, pneumonia, malarial fever andi other complaints whteh Isee now were causedi by Bright's disease." "And did all these cases have simple symptoms at firati" "Every one of them, atnd might have been cired.as I was by the ti'mely use of the same remnedy-Warner's Sate Cure. I am getting umy eyes thoroughly open in this matter and think I am helping others to see the facts and their possible danger also. Why, there are no end of truths bearing on this subject. If you want to know mote about it go and see Mr. War ner himself. 11e was sick the same as I, andl( is the healthiest man in icochester to. day. He has made a study of this sub lect, and can give you more facts than I can. G.o, too, and see Dr. Lattimore, the c.hemist, at the University. If you want faets there are any quantity of them show mng the alarmting increa e of Bright's dis ease., its simple and deceptive symptoms, and there is but one way by which it can tbe escaped."' F?ully sutisficd of the truth and the force of the Doctor's words, the reporter bade him goodi day and called on Mr. Warner at his establishment on Exchiange street. it first Mr. W arner was inclined to be re ticent, but learning that the information desiredl was about the alarming increase of Bright's disease, his manner changed in stantly and he spoke very earnestly: "It is trite that Bright's disease has in creasedl wonderfully, amtd we aind, by re liable statistics, that in the past ten years its growth has been 250 per cent. Look at the pro'm.ment men it has carried off: Everett, Sumner. Chase, Wilbon, Carpen ter, Bishops Haven and Peck, and others. This is terrible, and shows a greater growth than that of any other known comn plaint. It should be plain to every one that something must be (lone to.check this increase or there is no knowing where it may end." "Do you think many pe:>ple are afflicted with it to-day who do not realize it, Mr. Warner?'' '"Hundreds of thousands. I have a striking example of this truth which has just come to my notice. A prominent pro fessor in a New Urleans medical college was lecturing before his class on the sub ject ot Bright's'disease, lHe had various t lids under microscopic analysis, and was showing the studenms what the indientions of tis terrible malady were. In order to show the contrast between healthy andh un healthy fluids, lie had provided a vial, the contents of which were drawn from his own persjn. 'And now, gentlemen,' he said, 'as we have seen the unhealthy in * dications, I will show you how it appears In a state of perfect health,' and he sub. mnittedi his owni fluid to the usual test. As he watchod the results his9 countenance suddenly chiangedi -his color and conmmandi both Iett hiui, and in a trembling voice lie said: "Gentlemen, I have made a painful discovery; I hauve Bright's disesse of' the kidneys,' and in less lnan a year ho was dead." "You believe, then, that> it has no symnp. tome of Its own and is frequently unknown even by the person who is afil.cted with it?" "it has no symptoms of its own and very of ten tnone at all. Usually no two people have the saine symptonms, an(i frequently death is the lirst symptom. The slightest indication of any kidney diffl:talty should be enough to strike terror to any one. -I know what I am talking ab)out, for I have been through all stages of kidney disease." "You know of Dr. Ilenlon's case?'" "Yes, I have both read and heard of it." "It is very wonderful, is it not?" "A very prominent ease but no more so than a great many others that have come to my notice as having been been cured by the same means." "You believe then that Bright's dIsease can be cureid?" "I know it can. I know it om th 4m experience of hundreds of prominent per. eons who were given up to dien'by both' their physicians and, fripods." "You speak oi4 your own'. experience, ] what was it?" 'A fearful one. I had felt lbail&and t unfitted for business for years. But I did not know what ailed me. When, however, I tound it was kidney difficulty, h thought there was little hope, and so did the doctors. I have since learned that one the physicians of this city pointed me out tq a gentleman on the street one day, saying, 'there goes a man who will be dead witl"-n a year,' I believe his words would- have proven true it I had not fortunately, se oured and used the,remedy now known as Warner's i3afe Uure." "And this caused you to manufacture it? "No iL ausud me to investigate. I went to the principal cities, saw physicians pre scribing and using it and I therefore de 'erninm'd, as a duty I owed humanity and 'he suff srinr, to bring It within their reach and now it Is known in every part of s &merica, is sold in every drug store and has become a household necessity.." The reporter left Mr. Warner, much im pressed with the earnestness and sincerity of his statements and next paid a visit to b Dr. S. A. Lattimore at his residence on Prince street. Dr. - Lattimore, althouah busily engaged upon some matters con nected with the Btate Board of Health, of t Health, of which he is one of the analysts, t courteonualy answered the questions that v were propounded him.. , "Did you make a chemical analysis of i the case of Mr. H. L. Warner some three t years ago, Doctor?" "Yes, sir." "What did this analysis show you?" "i'he presence of aluumen and tube e casts in great ab'indance " t '-And what did the symptoms indicate?" I "A serious dihease of the kidneys." I "Did you thiak Mr. Warner could re- g cover?" - a ' No, sir. I did not think it possible. a It was seldom, indeed, that so pronounc ed a case had, up to that time, ever c been cured." "Do you know anything about the remedy which cured him?" "Yes, I have chemically analyzed it and I upon critical examination, find it entirely < free from any poisonous or deleterious sub stances." We publish the foregaing statements in I view of the commotion which the publici ty of Dr. Henion's article has caused and to meet the protestatiors which have been made. The standing of Dr. ldenion. Mr. Warner and Dr. fattinore in the commu nity is beyond question and the statement they make cannot be doubted. They con clusively show thit Bright's disease of the kidneys is one of the most deceptive and dangerous of all diseases,that it is exceed. ingly common, alarmingly increasing and that it can be cured. IZETEN'IION OF THE JUICEs IN COOKING I MAT.--Existilg thus in a liquid state in our ordinary flesh meats, it is liable to be wasted in the course of cookery, I especially if the cook has only received f the customary technical education and I remains in technological ignorance. c To illustrate this, let us suppose that a r leg of mutton, a slico of cod. or a piece t of salmon, is to be cooked in water, s "boiled," as the cook says. Keeping c in mind thu fact that im I'tqid state i albumen is diffusible in water, the read- t or may now stand as e-entilic umpire .I in answering the question whether the r dnor the ilesh suould be piut in hot s waiter at once, or in cold water and lie gradually heated. The "big-endliana'' t aimt the "little-endianis" of Lilliput were i not more detimitiely divided than are .I certatin cookery authorities on this ques- e tion in reference to fish, I refer to the two which are practically consulted ini my owu household, that by Mas. Blee. ' ton, and some sheet tablets hanging in ~ the kitchen. Mrs. IBeeton says pour cold1 water on the fish, the tablets say i imimerae in hot water. Confinmg our attention at present to the albumnen, ? what muust happen if the fish or flesh is putr in cold water, which is gradually ' heated ? Ouviuously a loss of albumen by ~ exudlation and diffusion through the e water, especially in the ease of sliced e fish or o1 meat exposing much surface e of fibres cut across, it is also evident I that such loss o1 alb umen will be shown U by its coagulation when the water is ~ suffluiently heated. Practical readers ~ wdli at once recognize m the "scum" "' weich rises to the suriace of the boiling ~ water, and in the milkiness that is more t'r less diffusea throughout it, the evi dence of such loss of albumen. This a loss iudicates the desirability of plung- ? mig the fish or flesh .,t once into water hut euough to immediately coagulate ' the superiicial albumen, and thereby ~ ping the piores through which the inner ~ albumuwous juice otherwise exudes. 3 But this is not all. Th'iere are other juices besides the albumen, and these are the moat important of the flaivorit g constituents, and, with the other con. at,u.intii of animal food, havo great I nutritive value; so much so that amimal food is quite tasteless and almost worth. less without them. WRITINo ON METALs -To write on metals take haif a pound of nitric acid and one ounce muriatic acid. M-x and a shake well together, and then itis ready c for use. Cover the phute you wish toi mark with melted b eswax, when cold I write your inascri, tion plainly in the c wax clear to the metal with a shamrp in- c struient. Then apply the mixed acids with a feather, eiarefully fling each letter. Let it remain from one to ten a hours, according to the appearance do- a sired, throv cn water, which stops the a process, and remove the wax, t t LEMONADE SERVIoE,- A lemonade setC 0o. cracale glass is in fout teen pieces. The tray and jug are of iridiscent col ored glass; the dtozen cups, with twisted bjanCiles, are of strawberry, amber and bluish glass, four of each tint. A SAILoR who thought he had beenI cheated by a second-hand clothier in B3ufialo, returned with the garment and demanded his money. 'When this was relused he shouted out; "I'll raise as row with some of jou here I". '-Vuell, who shall it be?" "I want to see the ~ party who keeps this store I" "So do I." Where is lie ?" "Dot's vhiat I'd like to know myself. You see, my frent, , my uncle Isuaac first opened die athoro, a uind lhe failiod undi asasigned. Den my g fudder-in-law hie rains it unid burnas oudt, i unud ablipt off to New York. Den nay bi udder Moses runs it unid pays ten cents on der dollar. Den my Vile goes t inato beesness und makes me agent, unad sho(ost when I feels (lot I haf scooped f her ondt or every shilling, along comes her cousin mit a shattel mortgage on d ter last coat. .i you can tell me whot owns dis place I like to git' you auch a t suit of clothes ash would make a king t feel stuck up all oafer, -Nearly one-third of the population C of the UnIted States is foreign born, or a dioreig nin the second egrec. Wu 8u Fa . r, Tsus.-Deep. l g L O i o qr-to'plant a tre s4 h halJMwr .ti'aa it tokhierl stood ,1 Q lte ih oa w t re olwo kt a. thp yottng. d"; ider, ' otie ' ; composed entirely of'oello, the' a eec ers of $he trees, always 'fo ut jnpat e he sturface fletting air and mlature;and it oots of over one year old, whiph. se've a nly as supporters of the tree and. con- tl luotore of its food., hence the Iujury 0 hat ensues wien the delicate rootlete p re so deeply buried in the earth. Plae- a ug fresh or green manure in" contact' [ vith,the young roots is another great s: rror. The place. to put manure is oi t] he'surface, where the elements disinte. li rate, dissolve and carry it downward. -(i lumerous forms of fungi are generated a ni f reproduced by the application of n uoh manures directly to the roots, 4 nd p hey immediately attack the tree. It is n ery well to enrich the soil at transplan- a Ing th a tree, but the manure, if to be a a ooontact with cr very near the roots, fi hould be thoroughly decomposed. A a Ir fears ure entertained of disagreea- p le odors in the milk from cabbage or n uruip leaves, "give the cow about a a Haspoonful of saltpetre once a day, pul- ti erized and put in her grain: if it is al eacy in the milk dissolve the saltpetre a water and put about a teaspoonful- of he solution to a gallon of milk, and 'It rill remedy it at once," so says an ex erienced dairyman. He also says that d 'it drives off good flav.rs as well as bad nes. and that butter made froin milk so s reated will be as flavorless as winter s utter made from fresh meadow hay, -y nt as it does not destroy the color,peo- r le will not find fault with such butter e iniess ihey are accustomed to something ery nice. Even then they will prefer b to that which has a taste of turnips, I abbages, carrots or bitter weeds of any l; and. a .t Tn flavor and keeping qualities of n ruit will sometimes vary a great deal, o wing to the influence of the stock in t, vhich it is grafted, This is - the most n oticeable in the Baldwin apple, per- n aps bc.tuse it is is most widely dis- n eminated. When grafted up>u the a took of an early apple it will be found s o ripen earlier and decay earlier; when a pon a sweet apple it becomes more a uild flavor, while upon a seedling stock t< >n which the natural fruit is hard and v our, the Baldwin will have an extreme- c y acid flavor and keeps sound a longer t ime. How far this variation may ex- E end, whether all fruits can be changed t in this way, or whether all stocks have he tawe power of influencing the rafts out in them, is a question descrv ug the attention of our horticulturists. I THT later the cabbage plants can be mnt out without detriment the better, y or it is of no advantage to have them L Lead some time boe o the proper period if storage for winter. If the ground is i ich, and in fine condition the plants a eill push ahead as fast as may be do- d ired. Calbages should be worked fre- C tuently, the oftener the better, which a rotects them from drouth and enables t hem to grow during the dry priod. leing gross feeders they are not p)artialt nid therefore any kind of manure is I eoviceable,but if well rotted the action t herefrom is mere immediate, In sot ing out late plants, water the roots, if >ossible, covering with dry earth. . , "ut them in deep and pack to the roots e losely, ______ la THERE is a new wrinkle just started 0 bout onsilage which may be worth binking about--th at is, to allow one alf the crop of corn grown to mature, ~ nd after secuLring the ears cut the stalks r lp the same as It is now done for the 0 ilo with the younger corn and mixing ~ all in one. This would have the ad antage that while the matured corn talks would be just as good as the ot,h r the entire crop of grainr would be se ured,and it would be just so much gain- y d. Of course, the two crops would t as* to be planted at different dated to ~ se in this Way. Another wrInkle is to f llow the old corn, after the ears are smoved, to be dried, then cut up and dd to the young green crop and place v~ ud press in the silo, JN the culture of squashes the ground hould be thr roughly pulverized, The eed should not go in until the weather a well opened, as the vines delight ina farm temperature. Plant in hills nine a ,r ten feet apart for running varnieties, nd five or six feet apart for bush sorts u Vork some tine rich manure in the t ill, and thin out the plants to two for d ach hill. _____ NEW JTERsEY law ompels ev ry box a *r orate of crauiberries, if to hold one j ushe.1, to be 12x22 Inches, and 18j in. teep. -The Massachusetts cranberry c >arrel must measure 100 quarts, Legis- a itton regarding such measurements will 'e urged in other States, AN Ontario fruit grower advises the yr!nging of plum trees with a solution *f Paris green as soon as the trees come uto bloom, as a remedy for the circu io. He recommends three applie.,tons ne teaspoonful of the mineral to a pail I f water, THERE is onsiderable advantage re lized in turning off animals as young a possible after getting a good growth,. s it requmros less capital in conducting ~ he husmneps of erceding and feeding,and U lie risks of* accidents, diseases and all I ithor thinbe are much lessenee. t EXPERDIENrTs made at the New York i tgricultural Experiment station seem E o Indicate that the, tip kernels of flint urn are superior to those upon other aortions of the ear when used for seed, a aut with dent corn the experiments do ( iot show the superiority, IT is not only necessary to select the e >lumpest seeds of wheat for seed,but in t aakiug such selections the largest and 5 sost perfect heads should also be oh- 52 orved, * f, Dmyvs the inice from the shocks of rheat standing in the fields by scattermng a few bread pills mixed with arsenic, 'he chickens must not have access to lie field however. CORN can be perfected by going brough the fields and cutting out the talks that do not exhibit the proper orma in stalk and ear, SHEEP give two crops a sear, one In he fleece and one In the lambs; some imes ties, for in-Oalsfornia and Texas liey shear t wice a year. The author has verified the idetitity ' f the s ciflo heats of hydrogen, nitro en, oxygen, and carbon 'monoxtde gas- t s as temperaturea up to 2,700 dog, e ORSnP 5 , trro,--In spe of the redition' tha rushed mosquito would e the fashionable ooldr for 'August, an mount 'of"t nieadneble 'prejudice is broad concerning jt. The manner in iiioh the "otdex pspiene" aceomplish i it4 p el}ension of food, is more inter tinig to the'soologist than to the hab ants of the Jersey coast. Sometimes wily mosquito secrets himself inazde ie netting bed canopy. You can not itch hini, nor will the yielding net e>rmit you to clap anything bard amst him with satisfactory result. Lere is your chance. Gently flap the de until the mosquito takes refnge on e under-top of the canopy, Pour a ttle benzine, camphor or turpentine my pungent spirit will answer), into deep saucer, and slowly raise it be eath the mosquito; when within a cou le of inches, clap it up to the top. The ear escaping fumes will stupefy the tosquito and prevent him from moving, ad when held directly under him he ills lifeless into this fluid death-bed. boy who had no mosquito netting mong his possessions, tacked to a long ole the lid of a blacking box. Ev'eiy ight before retiring he filled the lid ud stalked about his room sla) ing his Ins, it not his thousands, Maryland to the Front. The Hon. Oden Bowie,- Ex-Governor of [aryland,' Presltlent of the Baltimore ity Passenger Railroad Co., also Nresl ent of the Maryland Jockey Club says; Both in my family, and in my private ables, as well as those of the City Pas anger Railway Co., I have for several oara used St. Jacob's Oil most satisfacto ly." t3uch a statement ought to convince very reader of this paper. MUtrroN AND MACaARON! BROWNED. -- oil two ounees of maccaroni until bare r tender; do not let it break; drain ad put it by to cool. Chop three-quar ars of a pound of cold roast or boiled mitton, add one teaspoonful of curry, ne and a half of salt, one ounop of but )r, a beaten egg and one gill of milk; iix all together thoroughly. Out the iacearoni in bits half an inch long, and nx it lightly with the mutton. Butter pie tin, and form the whole into a mooth round or oval mass in the centre; pread half an ounce of butter over it nd put it in the oven; when well hea ad, cover it with a beaten egg, seasoned ith a small pinch of salt and two of urry; scatter hnely grated bread over mte egg, and biown it; serve on a platter arnished with parsley. This dish may e more highly aeasoned if preferred. Good News from Texas. Afr.TuotAns A. IIOWAtRI,of hioney Grove, 'annin County, Texas, under date of April 1883, writes as follows : "I 1 avo been sut'ering during several ears from severe illness, and a general reakiug down of my physical syrten, and, are tried the treatient and prescription, f many doctors far and near, and traveled the Hot Springs and - other mineral prings famous for their remedial qualit.ies, rinking the waters and bathing system;ati rilly in their healing depths but all to no vail, as I steadily failed in health; and al lough informeil by my physicians that ny ilneuts and weaknesses were the result or Idney disease of a dangerous character, ticy could give me nothing to cure inc. )urlng the past two years my sufferings at t1nes were dreadful, aml [ had the muost in escribabilelpains in 'he regions about the idneys, the paroxyirns of which were so ivere as to render it imipossihie for me to loop. While in this deplorable and dis nuralgedI condition [ was persuaded to try I unt's Remnedy, and after using less than aif a bottle my great sufferings and par xysxus of palin were entirely relieved, and could sleep better and lon~gor tihan I had i two years before, and although I amn now n mny third bottle only my Improvernent is cry remarkable, and [ regret that I did ot know of the wvonderful curative powers C Hunt's Remned y before, as it would have aved mec years of suffering. I heartily re ommnend it to all afilicted with any kidney Isease or dIsease of the urinary organs." "Hit My Baso Exactly." Please allow mne to speak in the highest terms of Ennt's iRemnedyr, for it hit my case exactly. I hadl luaney and urinary tronle pretty bad. i was re ammzended Im's Rtemedy. I look one teaspoon .1 s directed. I felt a <lecl4ded change at tie rait dose. I took I wo l'ttles, atid have felt like a ow man ever sinceo. Please recive the sincere tanks of mnyself for the bienoeti which I sought ainly for andl foni only In Hunt's, Hemedy. I 'ill cheerfully give this, same ompinion of linnt'a temedy to any one who widizes it, b,y adidressitig Mach14 18I linn mrt Sireet, P.tlladelynla. Mosut oR POnaENTA.-Ilave in a sauce an over the fire as much fast-hoiling rater as you require of muiish. Put in pinch of salt; sprin'kle in with the left and corn-meal, either yellow or white, ntil it is sufflciently thick, stirring all ae time with a wooden spool); then raw it-to the side of the fire to simmer wr ten to twenty minutes. Some meal ukes longer to cook than other kinds, a that.the exact timnb cannot be given. ust before Anervingu, to stir in aniece of resii butter is an improvement. This an also be served with milk or cream nd sugar for breakfast, and in the place f tomatoes with meat, or as the centre f an entree. Siiocs left till cold can *e fried in dripping, or butter, or neatly rimmed; they can be put in the pan *nder Li roasted joint to nrown like a orkshire pudding. "1 have taken one battle of Dr. Graves' Leart RIegulator for Heart Disease and find all I could desire.-A. A. Holbrook, vorcestor, Mass." BARED BEnRY 13$res.-Roll biscuit ough thin, in the lorm ok a large guare or into small squares. Spread ver with berries.. Roll the crust and ut the rolls into a dripping-pan close gether until lull; then put into the an water, sugar and .pieces of butter. lake them. Serve with any of the udding sauce.. - GastrIne. GASTRINIt should be taken before or after teals to insure perfect assimilation of food. frA8TRINE is in lIquid form. By all druggists 'l'o prevent mould en the top of glasses f jelly lap a lump of paraffine on the op of th~e hot jelly, letting it melt and pread over it. No brandy paper and ()other covering is necessary, *if pre 3rred, the paralilne can be melted and oured over when cold. For butrns, scalds, bruises, chapped hands, r>res or piles, useu St. Patrick's salve. FoR cooling apollinaris or other effer. eseent waters, an apparatus has come ato the market. It consists of two edar pale, ittrng io each other liae farina boiler. F ill the large pail.with rushed ice and place in it the other all with bot,tles, Skinny agen. "Wells'Ilealth Rlenewer"roatores health and vigor ares iDyspepula, Impotence, Sexual Debinity . -$. MARtIANNA, lFDa.--Dr. Tno0. w est says : ", )nldr Browa's Iron Bitters the beet to.no that Taani are somie,tings that are ac nally ~worth their weight in gold ouble eagles, for instance. JIUROMs Wnr Brigham Young was alive sollected his tenth of the farmer wit perelatenoy that balked at nothi On one occasion he called before I a subject who has since removed to I state, and said: "Brother Blank you have not brou in my wheat this year." "I didn't raise a single bushel," the reply. "Then I'll take it in oats." "I have none." "Well, hay will db." "I have no hay." "Then bring in potatoes or corn." "Both crops were a failure, oh, v prophet. All I have off my farm ten bushels of onions, and of course Lord doesn't eat onions." "Maybe not," growled the old m "but you may bring me a bushel I we'll take the risk of it." Mr. Blank said it was that bushel onions which conviuced him that til was something suspicious about Brigham's inspirations. It was strong a religion. Bed-Ridden and Cured. W. E. HUEsTIs, of Etupori:i, Kant says that his wife had' becn sick nei seven years, and for the last four nont bed-ridden. Sho has boon treated b; number of physicians.and only grow we Her attention was onllet to Dr. Pier "Golden Medical Discovery" and "Pa Ito Prescription," which she common using. In. one week sho could sit up, in three weeks could waak about. By di gists. A BEAUTIFUL young lady tripped i Dr. Hatchett's drug store a few d ago and told young Mr. Speight, presides there, that she wished sc castor oil, and asked him if he c mix it up so as to disguise the taste it. "Oh. yes," says S1eight. Pres ly 8peight said: "Will you hav glass of soda water, Miss ---?" " yes," says she. After drinking soda water the young lady -Wa awhile and then asked Spoight if castor oil was ready. "Oh I" . Speight, "you have already taken castor oil in the soda water." "G heavens 1" said the young lady, "I v ted the oil for my mother." Tablet Ueneral Debility and Liver Complain I. V. PriEcn., M. 1)., Bufalo, N. Dear S:r--My wit'e has been taking 3 "Golden Mectlial Discovery'' and "Poll for her liver and general debility, and found them to be good nmedicines would recommnid thein to all suie from Liver Complaint, Sour Stomach, General Debility. Yours fraternally, N. E. HARMON Pastor M. E. Church. l:lsah, "THOsE are five cents, madam," the fruit dealer to a lady who bad asked the price of some bananas. those five cents?" asked the boy 'helped' in the store, after she gone out. "Certainly they are," swered the Propiietor; "why ?" cause, I didn't sell them for that w you were out.'' "Then what in time you sell them for ?" shrieked the 1 prietor, growing very wroth. sir" murmured the youth, as he dod his head. Young, midl"-aged, or old men, su: ing ftrom nervous debility or kindred a: tions, should address, wvith two stamps1), large treatIse, WVonLo's l)IsPENaAY M 10AL AssooIAT[ON, Buffalo, N. Y. "Two gallons of good whisky a poured down the throat of a capti young alligator in Mississippi to how it would affect its organizat He uttered a 'ic' or two wanted fight an old scow, giggled in a manner, and finally relied over went to sleep. .Ovbr 100 tramps citizens stood about and envied him, Insatly Relieved. Mrs. Ann Lacour.of1 New Orleans, La., writoi have a son who hai h:e ni ::ek for two years; he been attended by ouir leadmig phtymolane, but al no purpiose. This me.rning he hnad h11 is usi apt coughinig, anid was ao greatly p'rostra:ed in et quenos that death setued im i,nent we had iir house a bottle of D)r. wmn. Iiahi' Ii is.un for tie L, Purchased by muy huaand. who ntotleudl your at tiremient yo-st(rday. We adtiin~i ter.'d it accordih directions anmd hie was instantly reieoed. Durno's Caiarrh .9nuff cures Catarrh and al : tions of the muncius mnembrane. "How much did you pay for new dress ?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Ei cents a yard; they asked ten con "Why," said Mrs. Smith, ' it is like mine, isn't it ? But I did be than you, They asked me eighi cents, and I got it for twelve cenl got off moe than you." The market is l)Odedl ilt worti and vile comnpo'indls for the rej uvenatio the hair, but Utarboline, the groat pe leum hlair renewer and drcssing, as: Improved and perfected, still takes front rank as the best preparation eve; fered to the pbic. A MAN tamed a prairie dog tilat a0 body sent him, until the docile I creature would eat off his hand, least, it ate off about three inehe his thumb one day, but it died of eussion of the brain betore it c finish the hand. Fraizer Awle (Grease. One greatinig lasts two wooks; tall others or three days. Do n be m,p.rnd ont by hnmbug stuff., offere'i. An5k yotne s'eaor for zor's, wiah label on. daves your horse labor you too. It, received first modal at theOen nial and Paris Exposition,. dold everywh, A MAN purchased a Pianio for daughter recently, and the other called on the agent and wanted to ki when the "forte" would be dleliyi Theli piano had arrived all right, but "forte" had not yet been sent. For Thick Heoads, Heavy I tomache, bilious conditions-Wells' Apple Pils--antmillons, cathartic. i0 and AN author carried two dram'is to ma. recently, and after lie had read of them, he said: "What, do you iJ of It?'' "I like the other one bt replied Damnas. Emory's Little Cathartic Pill-best ni for Liver Complaint arnd Biliumusi Tasteless, harmless. mnfallible. 15ca. A GENIUs advertisod: "A sewing. cline for 215 cents in stampis," and dupes did not see the point until received a needle. Ladies and cnstaren's boots and a cannot run over If Lyon's Patent] Stiffeners are used. Dr. Eline's Great Nerve Restorer is marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. pfr(hidiee. Send to 981 Arch lI "WHA'r do you mean, you rascal spilling my coffee all over me 2" sho1 a gentlenAan at a restaurant the o dai. "Never, mand," said the- wa: "I'll get you some more." Tan king and queen of Spain have lately been teleaphing each other he often,- always endig up with 'I kiss h a you.' Kissing by telegraph is a very ng. poor substitute for the original method, 1i1m unless perohaiod--awful thought-the his queen has been eating onions. Per. baps, after all, their action was justi ght fed. Was No Time Should be bost When the first twinges of rhoumatsm are felt. An eflectual means of counteracting it is presented in uostettor's tomaoh Bitters, avouched, on coin petent medical authority, to be a reliable specific for this disease. It eliminates front the system, through its depurating action upon the blood, acrid , impurities, to the presence of . which eminent rise medical authors refer the pain and inflammation are walch attend this atrocious malady. As obstinacy the no less than grovious pain, is a charaoteristic of rheumatism, the preventive named should be an. used at the outset to check its further growth. md Desides puriying the oirculation it helps to en rich It by assisting ditgestion. 'T'he medlcine is also used with signal beneit for liver comnpla ut, of constipation, debility, nervous ailments and kid ney troubles. Iy renowmngdepleted strength, and ere establishlir regulatly lin the more umportit old bodily organs, it tends to fortify the constitution, toespecfily aanst those formt of dtsease winch too the debilitated are most prone to Incur. AN English writer says that 'kissing is a natural proceeding and one which, ias, within certain limitations, constitutes a, ,rly highly pleasing experience." We once tht heard a young man. say a lii s wat r a "bully," but the English writer's dofini rso. tion may be the correct one, albeit not vor- more expressive. cud md I am a uon-bnh9ver in P,itent M -iltcines, 'ug- but having expertenned inarked relief from Nasal Catarrh and ho irenness by the use nto of Ely's Cream Balm. [ can cheerfully ays recommendit to those suffering fron this ho loathsome complaint and tlsu to those af me fleted with hoarseness or stoppigo of the uld throat so.annoying to singera and clergy ot men.-Lruis E. Philllpa, 1428 N. Y. Ave., ) N. W., Wahbugton, . 0. e a AN absent-minded editor wrote a love letter and an editorial at the same time, the ThLe love letter he sent out to be set up [ted in type by the printers and a long edi the torial on tariff to his girl. There was lays fun at both ends of the route. the l'eat FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression of spir ran- its and general debiaty,m their various trrms; also LX as a preventive against fever ani ague and other * ntermittent fevers, the "Ferro- Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya" nads by Ca'well, Hazar ' & Co., t. New York, and sold by a'l Druggii, is thme beat tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or Y.: other sickness, it has no equal. 'our Ats" WHEN a man is carrying home It has dozen eggs in a piper hag, and one cf and them Ilips cul, on the pavement, ho and never stops to pick it ur. In the hurly buyly of this life, one egg is a very small matter. LI. - xears add to the faith of those cured of sald Heart Disease by 1use of Dr. Graves' Heart lust Regulator. For 30 years it has proved it 'Are self a specific. $1 who had The future destiny of the child is al an- ways the work of the mother. 'Be- - - hen En:ich and revitalize the blood by using Brown's did Iron Bitters. pro- ENTERPRISE is a good-thing. Colum six, bus enterprised America, If Columbus god hadn't done it we should be Lowhere, for nobody knew anything about Amer ica but the Indians, and they wouldn t, rer- tell. icc i'or That ilusbanud oR Mine ED- Is three ilmes time Hman lie Was before lie began using Wells' Hlealth Rlenewer. 51. DruggIst. A YoUNG woman in Missouri, crazed vere by religion, imaginea herself an angel. red That's a common form of insanity in see these parts, but It is usually brought o-on by five or six fools bothering round ,to the girl., _____ nlly and (CHARSLorrBVLL., VA.--Mr. C. Hi. Hlarman, and value of Brown's Iron HItters fo'r relloyimg indi " gestlon. He who sees the end fromn the begin ning will do only what is right. I: I has ----___________ _____ I to Home Itonms neo.-"All youri own fan,t the If you rma n sick when you can ise Get Ilop itt-*rs that never--.lau. vor. The weakest woiun, smallest chil, and ~g to sickest nvldcan use 11op Bitters with safety and great goo)d. re--Old mcen tottoring around froni Rhou matisin, kidney trouble or. any wveaknoss will be alumost iiew by using Hop Bitters. ur --My wife and daugwhter wore made orhealthy by the use of 1101p BItters and i ght recommend them to my p)eopie.--Methodist te." Clergyman. just Ask anly good dotor if Hop1 tter Bitlesare not the best famnily nedicine ,eenlU ar i s, I --Malarial fever, Ague and. Bhllousnmesms will leave every noighborhuod as. soon as Hop Bitters arrive. '-My mother drove the paralysis and mless neuralgia all out of her systern wIth Hop Bitters"-Ed. Oawago Sun. trof -Keep the kidneys healthy with Hop to Bitters and you nteedi not fear alck ness. low --Ice water is rendered harmloss anal mo're re the tresing and revivinig wIth liop BIttera In each of- p lJj%tyvgor of youth for the aged and infirm a me ittle. - At or r.FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF g .ui CONS1"IPA'TEO. -No oter disease is so prevalent In this ooun. gi try as Oonstipation, and no remedy las ever Sequalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort s a cure.- Whatever the eamuso, however obstinato U e h ase this remedy will oveomo It. a t* PILES ""B '"*tressin oo'n O ii'a-. o omPHstedWlthon tialne be.Wrt.. and y strengthens the wveakoed parts and quickly tea- adm eine, have beforeo plulad. sre. -S ti-If you have either of these tronblou i ~PRnOR $. USE Dru sts ell a hi clay h ' now real si7a o . NATENTS TAINED TSAdv,ice as to May nFR EE l. Utoga t. Label. and Tad.Mar e ' odi- J~EECTED CASES^ Asa~u ess uurpiarwit bJ i). . Iayer Man Psy. wiil be at fIraneh a~' o r r~".F o. mon Keytone Hion~ ea~~). nJtriy te im,lah a 11t omh. hoes CUaWEaALt ELSE FAIL, the All bV ORMVSI ther INF g.BL SW*FOR SAUL BY AL4 DRijtu THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY --. FOR PAIN. Relieves and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Soiatioa, Lumbago, SJACICACIIE, HBEADAOHE,TOOTILOH3, SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINOG, NPIRAINN, @ Soreness, Cuts, Biulsess FtOtBITES, DBURN, SCALDS, Aid allotlier bodilyaohe IIOIEIIHIpIIilll and pains. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Ul{!l 1j Sold by al l Druggista amic -D a D anirection',i 11 b ang angt i he Charles A. Vogefer Ce (aeos to A. VOONI.sa a O(W 16....... tlill .unnnallaltlneore. Did.. U.8.14. CATAR H IIAY-1IVEIi. ,S I was ualie'ed for t.repty yoare A uc( tor netl various rot el tu olirf I wus induced to try Ey's ream -a:nt; heve a N-fi.VER 0e t it with fav.rrabio rellulta itto al. ltul,xttT W.rnw LaY, (ix. ulnyor) Elilzabeit, N. J. - 0 OItF;AA1 i XeL will whi allt od 1wyilhui1ig. rto 21 tboi nuutrila. bo a,srbed.it. otluatuully cleansng A- the nu .1 pat"e of eatarrhlll -F. vii IIHI;a15111K hwtillyN lectlIcNc. 11$E-ClD. tho mntbranal lintg of thu A POSITIVE I U taE! t r u th"aIo ELY'S of taste amid .Il. oie ticil re. CRAM BAM .cltftnre rtdirl' by afow ucpplt. CREAM BALM.oatl"u A thorouctr treatment will otro, Uncaiuslied for cold In tha I-ad. Agruociblo to aio. Se.nd for cirular 50i co-smta .. pacmitre,.bte iniall or at druggists. ELY BittOTlIEutI., Owego, N. Y. I SM IS A SURE CURE ftr all diseasea of the Kidneys and - LIVER - It has spooiflo action on this most important organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and inacton, stinuiating thelhealtly soorotonof the Milo, and by kep:ng tho bowols in fioo condition, oflbotiug its rogular dischargo. Malaraa ia',a""*theohme, aro bilious, dyspoptio, orconstipated, Kidney. Wort will surely rollov3 rnd quickly cure. In tho Spring to cloanso tho System, overy one should take A thorough courso of it. 41- SOLD BY DRUCOISTS. Prio $1. I MI 1 III '' 1 Noting in the world equal to it for the oure of Scrofula, Pimples. Boils, Tetter, Old Beres, Bore lsyes, Mercurial Diseases, Catarrh. Loss or Appetite, Female Complatta, and all Blood diseaecs. it nerer fails. All druggists and country store keepers eii it. R. R. Sslfors A Co., Prnp's, s'itt.i,urgb, on every bottle. $5 to 20'a t"ol'.aN w f A e6ENTS WANTED for the lilst and Fasteat soiling Pictorial Books and Bibles. I'rios mo uced 1#1 PerPwit. rATIONAI n Pun. Po.. I'hltula.. , Phconix Pectoral will cute your conghs Prico 25 eta. COL"MAN R uSINE94 (:LoL]r(E,Now:rkr N rd Torflr $40J. Positions forirraduntod Write ior circulante. Camphor ik 1N tie -it L-rinient. Price 55 cents DRS. J. N. & J. H. lA l.'sN"'AM I. 11'HoSI A I"hri.(' I'E ) WVIil'l[ liit E;t-ll'E 1' OF tEl.-.-.\BtJ i AN) t:Ittl'il L1z.\T.i shoul elt no yt 4 I ds fe terc sciml .. N. :tn. .. 3. lltl BENSACK, if e Nor.it lalon.l le, 'hlladel. pl.let oither by' cmal *or b. icmrs n, duerinme the hours from S A. M. io 'A P. M., .nd 6 to IllP. M,. Adivice frete. Wih.isecever vouldi kiow nis "condi slon and tho way to unpr)..o it huide readI "iWiekUOM IN A NUTSHEILL." Sent on rttyt sit I-cent asnarp. 3T SOPE FREE * nsans Persons Restored SDr.KLINE'S GREAT NE RV E R ESTOR ER ItiALDNi tal&Na vas sascel.I'', oly ,J7 neA y. n If nrate, P.a at tra ddres Sr. CIc UitS' FRELNCHI MOUST ACHIE VIGOR a" lie e, ei Olic 8an~t,a c. n O ept 0 SA.icre,..T. W. A XII.ioex 22. Warsaw.ind. U. S. A. FREE"""ej '. iltn ata e r l er fee H1enithm U.lllox Ifl I lut!- ,.N.Y, coI.LaE4IE OF PIllYSIOIA NN zasd SURGEONS 5EA Li'I3E OEEE, NK19, The p racntiesi a-lvatntares of this sc'hool a:e uinaur thi l'cmtifel. Ph.iolied al anid Chemi-al Laboratory oeiti to 1)1 T(IUMA0 ,PWlDoan~i . Cry etoo For Sale---Farm in Virginia ! 0a Beee, buif e2lered id Iuosetly lino bottonii land. tileethler ii i hal i o-e . lliIlidings' ni -w. l'.tcru weilt wt itce e and ileed. T.tiu; p .rt'eet. Cushcl price $3&ti iiiciuedI'et itae ,:. feirniii it{ro, e,tt. F ,r ipartiemi uns ndt tiroes, I)H. A. K tral sN. 'Ii '.'tackih. Luacco-iirg 00.. Vs. I)AilE l'il'ii. A nythi'eg Yout wnncet.'25. cach. r6 r~ ec'* . (3at iee Iaro. J.lLMAltK a~s.Mch, .. Josc.i'lc. 31i0. I ?Ks 1.iw. Hoacid fur tit ito. AGENTS WANTE D ?*.".." Healthi." lta lls W.t25. Ig Commis.ous to Agenta. AMIiHicA PUIIi.Sil NGi Cu., 17 Narita 'I enh Street, Phladelhia. Pa. EDUATIONAL. OONSERVATPORY of MUSIO Ienitolly illuate.tae.NENTr FRtEE to ursel and usiclfri'nds fend names acid aeddressee R.'URJEii. Pranln Sd.. linston, Mass una teaesE th 1.trr n 1MRPORT'IA NTI INF() IMATl'ON. Fitlei t i'cr cc:eallc ii ciisi rcil te jo lo 1ei at. i e si w) has e vey any(ac- e B0scioty anId iikeus. Wr teo us whait yout walnt and sio a't stit yom i cteli i le sp~eiit re t to all Rt t'rica acnd W~ust Vcirgincica by imaci ccosetleaid on re-' ee0m. ew t ti etainsec o iiemy. Pri ,. with incdus. J. L. IJANN A & lil R .. 1 W.F'a'tto St llaltcim'o. Med I'iI,OASTRHA. $66 a twn. Ta S ouetfit -6 ~ k2TT &urw.. Potand.Mte A"r uefr pl rFt ii ur.lFreeoto LOVELY COMPLEXIONS POSSIBLE TO 'ALL. WhtatNaturedonlestomany Art secures to all. ilagan's Magnolia Balm dispels every blemish, overcomes Redness, Freckles,8Sallowness, Rough ness, Tan, Eruptions and Blotches, and removes all evi dences of heat and excite ment. The Magnolia Balm imparts the most delicate and naora dOcom ional tinta the closest observatI~bon. Under these circums~tances a fanlty Coinplexion is little short of a crYme. Magnolia Balm sold everywhere. Costs only 75 cents, with ibli dl rcinsa.